Santorum Family Just Cannot Get Enough Of This Chick-Fil-A Special Sauce

  war on chick-fil-a

Yummy brown sauceRick Santorum & fam marched straight to the front lines of the War on Chick-fil-A today, to stand arms-linked with the fast food chicken diabetes company that hates gay people. But Rick Santorum, you ask, Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day isn’t until August 1! You say so yourself! Well, that’s no matter. Everyday is Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day in the Santorum household. Except Sundays! That’s Jesus Time.

Before spreading delicious, delicious Santorum sauce all over his chicken sandwich, Santorum posted this Facebook note endorsing Mike Huckabee’s Chick-fil-A appreciation day:

Help us fight to [sic] for traditional families and eat chicken at the same time.

Mmm mmm mmm, slacktivism has never been so tasty. He continues:

It is sad that liberal groups call for tolerance yet they are vicious in their intolerance when someone disagrees with them.

I think Governor Mike Huckabee said it best when he wrote, “Too often, those on the left make corporate statements to show support for same sex marriage, abortion, or profanity, but if Christians affirm traditional values, we’re considered homophobic, fundamentalists, hate-mongers, and intolerant.”

And that’s why I am joining Mike in his effort to fight for traditional values. Please join me and Governor Huckabee on August 1 by eating at Chick-fil-A. No signs and no protests are needed to make your voice heard. Just simply have a meal at Chick-fil-A on August 1 for “Chick Fil-A Appreciation Day” and our support for traditional values will be heard loud and clear.

See you all at the insulin ward.

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