DERP  3:01 pm July 24, 2012

Calm, Judicious Tea Partier Seeks Total Recall Of Traitor Muslim-Lover John McCain

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

O HAI JOHN MCCAIN! Sometimes you seem to understand that your party (AND YOU) have thrown in your lot with a bunch of neo-Nazi troglodytes of terror. And then usually you go right back to cynically exploiting these dumb biddies and their lunatic leaders for your own political gain. Hey that’s just how it is, Jake, it’s POLITICSTOWN.

But this week, there was a nice and pretty damsel being Arab-baited by a cabal of nutballs in the actual Congress, and you did the right (and so gallant!) thing and thundered against it in your wavery old man voice from the Senate floor. Well, that was your first mistake, as now your bosom buddies are stomping and slavering and banging their feet. They are calling for your recall — your TOTAL recall, if you will, the kind that happens with a “final dirt nap.” Uh.

So, Wes Harris is this goofball bigot Tea Party goon and “founder and chairman of the Original North Phoenix Tea Party.” And he is real, real mad at John McCain for standing up for Huma Abedin.

“Have you ever read the Quran? I suggest you do so, because anyone that is a Muslim is a threat to this country, and that’s a fact,” Harris told the Arizona Capitol Times. “There is no such thing as a moderate Muslim. If they are Muslim they have to follow the Quran. That’s their religion and that’s their doctrine.”

Well, a) that’s fucking moronic, because obviously there are many kinds of Christians, and only the stupid ones “have to follow the Bible.” Then he said some shit about how it doesn’t matter if Abedin is Muslim Brotherhood; being Muslim is enough to have her, we don’t know, put in The Maiden, probably.

But what else does Wes Harris think?

Harris said he plans to circulate recall petitions against McCain. In his email, he said, “We must find a way to get rid of this embarrassment.”

The email Harris sent includes a forwarded item from the blog Bare Naked Islam that castigates McCain for defending “Islamic enemies of America” and attacking U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, a Minnesota Republican and tea party favorite. The blog piece ends by saying, “Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.”

We are going to go with “Harris never read all the way to the end of ‘Bare Naked Islam’s’ blog post, because he does not know how to read.”

[AZCapitolTimes]

 

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Fox n Fiends July 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm

No wonder Cindy McCain won't touch anybody.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

It's required by Sharia law.

ChillBill July 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Remember back when the Tea Party was somewhat relevant?

nounverb911 July 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm

No.

ChillBill July 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Exactly.

memzilla July 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Relevant to… er, what, specifically? Nathan Bedford Forrest, perhaps?

noodlesalad July 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Sure, Sam Adams and his boys did a helluva job in the 18th century.

WhatTheHeck July 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

I do sorta remember some comical, home-made, misspelt signs.
Whatever happened to those jokers anyways?

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Those were good for a laugh.

Tundra Grifter July 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm

You mean when real Americans would put their birth certificates into Baggies, take them to Town Hall meetings and then wave them around for all to see?

I sure do remember that…

Radiotherapy July 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm

No, but I remember when they thought teabagger was such a darling little term and we laughed and laughed and laughed.

Gleem McShineys July 24, 2012 at 7:01 pm

I totally remember that! That was right after Nancy Pelosi impeached George W. Bush and put something on a table…?

I think that's how it went, sure.

Barb_ July 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Oh please! John McCain wakes up every morning with pieces of Wes Harris in his stool. Wes doesn't stand a chance against John.

JustPixelz July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I really don't want to know how you know that.

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Your p is recovering nicely!

WhatTheHeck July 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

A miraculous recovery.

Barb_ July 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Thanks!

Tundra Grifter July 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Yeh. She starts from scratch this morning and passes me by lunch.

Doesn't seem fair – just because she is much funnier than I am? That's how things work around here?

Couldn't happen to a better person.

HistoriCat July 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

That's right – free enterprise snark! If it was your Marxist snark then everyone would have 37 p-points – eh, comrade?

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Honestly, my personal discernment of how "p" works is that making many comments and getting many upfists does count, but having "followers" counts more, and since Barb made the new account, and presumably many people are simultaneously following her, p shoots up quickly.

Snark off, she's more than earned all that "p", in my book at least.

GhostBuggy July 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Why, is he shaped like an aircraft carrier?

Of course, being a Tea Partier, he's likely as large as one.

YasserArraFeck July 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Wallnuts may wake up every day, but there isn't enough Metamucil on the planet for him to produce a stool every morning. How do you think he maintains that level of grouchiness?

Trannysurprise July 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Speaking as the only true representative of the North Phoenix Tea Party of the Reformation, that TRAITOR Wes Harris can Jam his triCorn hat up his Hoverround riding ass before we Will submit to his Tyranny!

LetUsBray July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

The Judaean People's Front endorses this message.

MosesInvests July 24, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Splitters!

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Needz Moar randomly Capitalized letters.

Nibbler of Niblonia July 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Religion is just what some crazy people wrote down in some really old books. Fuck this shit.

CommieLibunatic July 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

When you've got people wandering into camp with a camel and claiming to be in love back in Bullshit BC, nothing sets them straighter than fear of fiery damnation.

Nibbler of Niblonia July 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm

What if the Bible was written by the Andrew Breitbarts and Kathryn Jean Lopezes of their time?

memzilla July 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Say, you know who else believed an entire religion was a threat to his country… ?

ChillBill July 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm

NOT the Founding Fathers, according to the GOP.

weejee July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce?

IncenseDebate July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Me.

IncenseDebate July 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Me. Wingnut Jeebus is bringing it all crashing down.

James Michael Curley July 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Martin Luther?

JustPixelz July 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Pontius Pilate?

Tundra Grifter July 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm

William Penn?

SorosBot July 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

The Aldmeri Dominion?

Nibbler of Niblonia July 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Boromir of Gondor?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Tomás de Torquemada?

Shypixel July 24, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Fuck me.

What is the world coming to when the man who gave us the Painted Whore back in '08 is the voice of reason today?

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I love your little avatar, Shypixel.

sbj1964 July 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Poor McCain defending the world from the Stupid Fucks in Teabagastan.Christian extremist that make Muslims look all warm,and fuzzy.

ChernobylSoup July 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm

“Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.”

And that's just for springing Palin on us.

Maman July 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm

So long as we are talking about crazy shit written in holy books, I hope that fucker doesn't eat shrimp because the Bible says that is an abomination.

LetUsBray July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

And if he's wearing clothes with mixed fabrics, he needs to be stoned to death.

Stoned to death WITH VOTES, of course.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Not a problem … bloodstains come right out of cotton-polyester blend.

MissTaken July 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

“There is no such thing as a moderate Muslim. If they are Muslim they have to follow the Quran. That’s their religion and that’s their doctrine.

Freedom of Religion, how's it work?

SorosBot July 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

I must just be imagining all those Muslims I've known who drink alcohol, eat pork and otherwise don't take their religion all strictly.

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm

They're just infiltrating your life so that they can… infiltrate some more, I guess? I'm not really sure what you are supposed to do once fully embedded in the American lifestyle.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 25, 2012 at 12:08 am

That is just a cover so they can take away our freedom!

Chet Kincaid July 24, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Catholic, Lutheran, Baptist, Methodist, take your pick!

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 26, 2012 at 1:43 am

Well that's a good question…to mainline Protestants and liberal Catholics freedom of religion is just that…then you start to head into the swamp. The further right you go…Baptists, non-denoms and their like freedom of religion is more or less freedom of churches to push the country toward theocracy. Then you begin to head REALLY right…Pentacostals, Christian identity, etc. and what you find is freedom of religion only applies to really rightwing faiths and no Jews allowed. Then at the VERY furthest right wing we have the Dominionists where I'm guessing this wetfart on a Hoverround and his "naked Islam" buddy (translation:cover for seeking rentboys) belong. These assholes are not only ultra-authoritarian racist bigots but they think freedom of religion only belongs to them. They also feel the same way about the entire globe, that their version of Christianity MUST conquer everyone and everywhere….so that's a short rogues gallery of nutters as I see it.

Blueb4sinrise July 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Meghan McCain, Arizona turns it's lonely eyes to you.
Ooo.
Ooo.
Ooo.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 26, 2012 at 1:54 am

Eh, they're just staring at her boobs…the loony right wing closet cases are yelling at her to wear a Burka

CrunchyKnee July 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Hey tea bagger, I suggest that you read your violent holy book all the way through first, then shut the fuck up.

BerkeleyBear July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Heck, just reading about King David should be enough. Or the slaughter of the defenders of Jericho.

But of course that's Old Testament, which Christians claim is irrelevant except for the passages about the gheys being bad, mmmkay.

OneYieldRegular July 24, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Would that be the Bible, the Book of Mormon, or Atlas Shrugged? There are so many holy books these days…

CommieLibunatic July 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I think my favorite one is about Jephthah. That guy swore that if God helped him win the battle of Ammon, he would kill the first person to greet him when he got home. He won and was greeted by his daughter, who he set on fire.

Must be those family values that us atheists don't have which I hear so much about.

viennawoods13 July 24, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I still prefer Lot offering his virgin daughters to the crowd to do with as they wanted. and later, when he and said daughters were all that were left of the family (wife having been turned to salt), they took turns getting him drunk and fucking him, so daddums would have sons.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Just think: The Lot clan thought Gomorrah was lacking in values and virtue! Must have been one hell of a town.

viennawoods13 July 24, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Don't forget: hetero rape, hetero incest. It was the gay stuff that was bad.

gvvt July 26, 2012 at 10:25 am

Yeah, but he was sort of sad about it.

Butch_Wagstaff July 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm

There's violence in the Bible? I never knew. But the only version I ever read was the International Joys of Smiling Jesus Children's Edition. It had pretty pictures!

GemlikeFlame July 25, 2012 at 3:42 am

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

Does anybody seriously think Tea Partiers can read?

bumfug July 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Goddam it, the passport office has me on hold…

ChernobylSoup July 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Next Tea Party rally I'm setting up a booth and selling mirrors, because those people obviously don't own any.

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways…"

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Aw, man, Y U delete yer comment?

ChernobylSoup July 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Wasn't me. I ran out of tokens and my last $5 bill is all wrinkled; the machine won't accept it.

Extemporanus July 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Well, John McCain is a vampire, so where else would he take his nap?

chascates July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of lunacy is no vice."

noodlesalad July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I'm also guessing this a-hole didn't find the "Bare Naked Islam" website while searching for political analysis.

nounverb911 July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Wasn't there some reference in the bible to ten plagues?

docterry6973 July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

How soon they forget. Oh, that's right'; McCain lost because he wasn't conservative enough and refused to unleash the Thrilla from Wasilla. So ole Wes probably never liked him to begin with.

MissTaken July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Gays, blacks, Muslims, women, undocumented….BORING!

Can't we find some new group to hate upon? I hear the Belgians are going to compete against USA!!1! at the Olympics.

nounverb911 July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

And they own Budweiser. Does that mean that Cindy McCain is Belgian now?

James Michael Curley July 24, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I'm working on Albanian Roofers.

Goonemeritus July 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Belgians, don’t get me started.

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm

As always, I vote that we start picking on the Dutch.

CapeClod July 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Either them or the Welsh.

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Yes, OMG, the Welsh. They have no vowels.

va_real July 24, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Yes, go with the Welsh- those of us in coastal regions may soon be needing advice about canals & dykes from the Dutch.

Dylan Thomas- bah!

CapeClod July 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Really. Fuck those Sprouts.

va_real July 24, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Freedumb waffles!

weejee July 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Needz moar Leviticus Ludicrous.

northernbassist July 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

This is GREAT news for John McCain!!

Estproph July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

It's time for another episode of Those Goofy Hillbillies! This week, The Weekly Goofiest Hillbilly throws a rant against 2 billion people because they look different! Join the fun!

Butch_Wagstaff July 24, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Just like every other episode.

smokefilledroom-owl July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

So nice to see Arizona in the news again. (This is becoming my personal meme).

coolhandnuke July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Harris's views were considered too mainstream, too huggy-feely for the South Phoenix Tea Party and they have demanded that McCain be returned to the Hanoi Hilton.

Nostrildamus July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

I'm picturing this guy in Indian war paint, tossing boxes of tea into Boston harbor and grumbling about Muslims. That is why they did that, right?

SorosBot July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Why does the tea party hate the Constitution, and America?

miss_grundy July 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Because they could only read and comprehend up to "We the People….."

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 25, 2012 at 12:15 am

Because they hate our freedom?

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

This is a good day for John McCain?

BoatOfVelociraptors July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Is this the "lucky" charms of hate? Pink triangles, Yellow Stars, Green Cloverleafs, Red Sickles and Blue Crescents?

James Michael Curley July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Recall John McCain; try to remember why you fostered that imbecilic Alaskan on us.

EatsBabyDingos July 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Dang, I thought Megan was going to have a third boob implanted Total Recall style. That's a recall I could get behind.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Maybe we can just give them Texas, let the 'baggers, Conservatives and Republicans fight it out, and whoever is left can then talk to us about how to run the country.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Drop them all behind a fence, etc? I think I've heard that suggestion before.

Soylent Green July 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Somebody please tell me where this guy works. I want to drive to that drive-thru and smack him through that little window.

Jus_Wonderin July 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Could you be a dear, and get me a chocolate shake and a small fry?

Goonemeritus July 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I will be taking a holiday from Snarking on the good Senator and his talented daughter until such time as his actions warrant it again. Until than I say BRAVO Senator It’s nice to have you back.

SorosBot July 24, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Just remember that he's responsible for unleashing the snowbilly on the rest of America.

Goonemeritus July 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm

All is forgiven; it’s nice to have my maverick back.

ph7 July 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

“Have you ever read the Quran? I suggest you do so, because anyone that is a Muslim is a threat to this country, and that’s a fact”

Ending a sentence "and that's a fact" is my cue to disregard everything preceding those magical words. And that's a fact.

shelwood46 July 25, 2012 at 5:41 am

I truly love that he implies he has read the Quran. You know that's not a fact. I doubt he's even read an entire blog post by someone who has read the Quran.

smokefilledroomba July 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Here he is… Wes Harris!

CrunchyKnee July 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

He does have TWO friends! Dude is on a roll.

smokefilledroom-owl July 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Sorry–I changed the link to a more, uh "informative" one. (Yes, the original link had his two friends, Linda and Ed).

ph7 July 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I wonder what happened to Wes that caused him to end up this way? Keep an eye on him to see if he suddenly dyes his hair orange.

Tundra Grifter July 24, 2012 at 3:34 pm

"Teachers Union Exposed – Arizona Watch Dog Group"

I'm old enough to remember when the treachers and the cops were the good guys.

elviouslyqueer July 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Ye gods. A million graphic designers collectively clutched their chests and died on viewing that webpage.

Haha, I kid. By "a million" I really mean "one, who just happened to click on the link."

Jennyjen798 July 24, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Dang missed out on the original link. I wonder if that friendly Linda is my former mother in law's sister. She lives in that area and a tea partier type. Hmmm.

fartknocker July 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

I've been to North Phoenix a couple of times and I've met more than a few of these folks. They seem to be permanently pissed off. Given his dislike for Islam, I know he would go bat shit Bachmann crazy if he read about Buddhism.

CapeClod July 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

That's why we invaded Iraq. So they wouldn't be Muslim anymore.

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:33 pm

It totally worked, too!

Swampgas_Man July 24, 2012 at 5:03 pm

We were there to cut the heads off their leaders and convert them to Christianity. That's what the skinny blonde lady person said.

MacRaith July 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Oh, Arizona. You are making South Carolina look sane by comparison, and that takes a lot of work.

Dumbedup July 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm

and Mississippi is just keeping it's mouth shut

Butch_Wagstaff July 24, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Instead of rising again the South just spread.

OneYieldRegular July 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Who would ever have thought that encouraging the formation of an angry mob could lead to the formation of an angry mob?

SorosBot July 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Wait, I thought the Total Recall, while not stated overtly, was clearly just a simulation if you followed all the clues?

MissTaken July 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Originally, the Original North Phoenix Tea Party was part of the North Phoenix Tea Party until the original members of the North Phoenix Tea Party decided the Original North Phoenix Tea Party was too batshit to be a part of the North Phoenix Tea Party anymore.

MacRaith July 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm

So does this mean that there's an Extra Crispy North Phoenix Tea Party?

Tundra Grifter July 24, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Kind of like all those "Original Joe's" restaurants in and near San Francisco?

Fraudulently_Joe July 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Or the Original and/or Famous Ray's Pizza, in New York.

Tundra Grifter July 24, 2012 at 6:45 pm

I remember when Santa explained that to Buddy T. Elf.

Fraudulently_Joe July 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Splitters!

Baconzgood July 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

So, what is the problem with Islam anyhow? I really don't see why it's now the new scary in America. Did I miss somthing? We didn't hate Islam on 9-10 or 9-12 did we? Why did it take 10 years to hate it so much?

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Well, for one thing, they don't eat bacon.

Baconzgood July 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Neither do Jews but you don't see anyone ever oppressing them ever…oh wait, I think I read about them getting oppressed once a few years back.

CapeClod July 24, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Well, some one has to be the big, scarey enemy. For some, this country can't work without one. If the Muslims all converted to Christianity, I wouldn't want to be a Sihk.

JustPixelz July 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

“Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.”

Imagine if someone this blog said something like that! It would be sirens on Drudge fer sure.

Devilette July 24, 2012 at 5:14 pm

This from a guy who was convicted on a felony for aggravated assault using a gun. Way to go Harris, issuing threats against the Senator.

DemmeFatale July 24, 2012 at 6:43 pm

What a hateful and horrifying thing to say.
Sounds like ol' Wes has an anger management problem.

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Harris said he plans to circulate recall petitions against McCain. In his email, he said, “We must find a way to get rid of this embarrassment.”

Suicide might be the only answer here, Harris ol' buddy, ol' pal.

miss_grundy July 24, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Or that plan he pilots could suffer a malfunction but he sounds squirrelly enough to fly the thing into a federal building.

Mahousu July 24, 2012 at 3:25 pm

When I saw Huma Abedin and "Bare Naked Islam" I was hoping for something rather different.

James Michael Curley July 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Boobs Я Us!

Schmannnity July 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Opportunistic Palin says what?

BloviateMe July 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm

I bet Wes Harris would be a delightful dinner guest.

randcoolcatdaddy July 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm

And people like this will be able to legally carry guns at the Republican convention in Tampa in a few weeks.

I don't envy the police and Secret Service at all. I don't see how they'll control that den of vipers.

emmelemm July 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, etc. etc….

viennawoods13 July 24, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Yeah, but how will Mitt get into the Cantina? They don't serve his kind in there!

ph7 July 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Not to mention half the crowd will resemble The Joker on a Hoveround.

tigernole July 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm

only accept input and ideas from the "original" north phoenix tea party, do not accept imitations

BornInATrailer July 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm

♪♫ It's the final dirt nap ♫♪

Jus_Wonderin July 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I blame this shit on the Internet.

Antispandex July 24, 2012 at 3:51 pm

"The blog piece ends by saying, “Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.”

Doesn't sound any more threatening than a map with a bunch of targets on it. I'm sure nothing will come of it. But if it does, it's WRONG to EVER bring it up again. That would be playing politics.

Fraudulently_Joe July 24, 2012 at 4:56 pm

He just meant SURVEYOR'S DIRT. Because surveying is hard work, and sometimes you need to take naps, on the dirt.

Nothing threatening at all, is what I'm saying.

rickmaci July 24, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Wanna see ol' Wes Harris go into a rage that makes his face turn beet red and his eyeballs explode from out of their sockets. Tell him that a US Senator can not be recalled. Such an election effort violates the Supremacy Clause of the US Constitution. The seating of Congress people in the House and the Senate is solely the province of those respective chambers.

Fraudulently_Joe July 24, 2012 at 4:11 pm

“Have you ever read the Quran? I suggest you do so, because anyone that is a Muslim is a threat to this country, and that’s a fact,” Harris told the Arizona Capitol Times

CATCH-22! If you have read the Quran, or just eaten Halal food by accident, or correctly pronounced the name of an Arab country, that automatically turns you into a Muslim, because that's how magic spells work.

Butch_Wagstaff July 24, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Well damn, I guess I'm Muslim. Maybe the infiltration is working so well that there are millions of people in the U.S. who are Muslim and don't even know it!! *GASP!*

mavenmaven July 24, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I'm really looking forward to the Republican convention, ie "thunderdome".

savethispatient July 24, 2012 at 4:39 pm

“Have you ever read the Quran? I suggest you do so, because anyone that is a Muslim is a threat to this country, and that’s a fact,” Harris told the Arizona Capitol Times.

Note: Wes Harris has never actually read the Quran, but did read a blog post by a guy who claims he has.

fuflans July 24, 2012 at 4:55 pm

lighten up francis.

Preacher_Griz July 24, 2012 at 6:05 pm

We simply can not further tolerate the fact that Capt Sen John McCain is not in full Communion with Conservative Christian party principles

Butch_Wagstaff July 24, 2012 at 6:08 pm

He heard it was a book that Muslims read. Since Muslims are bad. The Qur'an is bad. He knows this because someone said it on the radio. Then he saw someone say so on that satellite tv show. Then he read it on Internet. .

valthemus July 24, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Let's bring back the Crusades… that'll teach them Mooslims! We'll fight them right here on our own fruited plains! They were so much fun the last time around.

DahBoner July 24, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Bare Naked Islam

Worst jamband EVER!!!

rocktonsam July 24, 2012 at 7:14 pm

I'm changing my name from Max Power to Wes Harris

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 7:58 pm

With luck, the FBI will pay attention when Harris orders 6,000 rounds of ammo on the interwebs.

fishskicanoe July 24, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Why do they stay. Seriously. Why do the McCains and Lugars and even, god help me, Scott Brown stay in a party that has been taken over by crypto-fascists (always loved that word) and mouth breathing racists.Don't they understand that their continued presence in the GOP only empowers the Baggers and the David Dukes? Why isn't the sane (and mostly sane) component of the GOP starting their own Party of not crazy conservatives. Copy Canada and call themselves the Progressive Conservatives. (That would really confuse the Beckians and the Cantorese). And guess what. I think they'd still beat people in three way races in those conservative bastions of Arizona and Indiana. As it is, I have no sympathy for Walnuts as his own people tell him to take an early dirt nap. And no patience for people like Lugar and Huntsman who do nothing to save the rest of us from those bonafide lunatics that they know control the modern GOP.

TribecaMike July 24, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Fortunately for him, Wes Harris is a war hero, or else he'd be castigated by his fellow righties.

Sorry, I was experiencing an eighties flashback there for a moment.

ttommyunger July 25, 2012 at 8:15 am

McCain will be best remembered for his failures: to stay airborne, to grift without getting caught, to win his party's Presidential Nomination. Wes is jonesing to take down a loser. Geez!

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