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O HAI JOHN MCCAIN! Sometimes you seem to understand that your party (AND YOU) have thrown in your lot with a bunch of neo-Nazi troglodytes of terror. And then usually you go right back to cynically exploiting these dumb biddies and their lunatic leaders for your own political gain. Hey that’s just how it is, Jake, it’s POLITICSTOWN.

But this week, there was a nice and pretty damsel being Arab-baited by a cabal of nutballs in the actual Congress, and you did the right (and so gallant!) thing and thundered against it in your wavery old man voice from the Senate floor. Well, that was your first mistake, as now your bosom buddies are stomping and slavering and banging their feet. They are calling for your recall — your TOTAL recall, if you will, the kind that happens with a “final dirt nap.” Uh.

So, Wes Harris is this goofball bigot Tea Party goon and “founder and chairman of the Original North Phoenix Tea Party.” And he is real, real mad at John McCain for standing up for Huma Abedin.

“Have you ever read the Quran? I suggest you do so, because anyone that is a Muslim is a threat to this country, and that’s a fact,” Harris told the Arizona Capitol Times. “There is no such thing as a moderate Muslim. If they are Muslim they have to follow the Quran. That’s their religion and that’s their doctrine.”

Well, a) that’s fucking moronic, because obviously there are many kinds of Christians, and only the stupid ones “have to follow the Bible.” Then he said some shit about how it doesn’t matter if Abedin is Muslim Brotherhood; being Muslim is enough to have her, we don’t know, put in The Maiden, probably.

But what else does Wes Harris think?

Harris said he plans to circulate recall petitions against McCain. In his email, he said, “We must find a way to get rid of this embarrassment.”


The email Harris sent includes a forwarded item from the blog Bare Naked Islam that castigates McCain for defending “Islamic enemies of America” and attacking U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, a Minnesota Republican and tea party favorite. The blog piece ends by saying, “Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.”

We are going to go with “Harris never read all the way to the end of ‘Bare Naked Islam’s’ blog post, because he does not know how to read.”


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