Do you see that picture, above, of Barack Hussein NOoBaMA hugging a white woman who saved her friend’s life in the Aurora massacre? Yes, Stephanie Davies stayed with her friend Allie Young, who’d been shot in the neck, and kept applying pressure to the wound even after her friend told her to run. What do you suppose the wingnuts have to say about Barack Obama going to visit wounded people in the hospital? Do you suppose they have an opinion? We bet they are all saying, “oh, that’s nice, Barack Obama went to the hospital and made some people feel better,” we bet that is what they are probably saying. They could even have made a joke, like, guess he didn’t need 110 fundraisers in six months har har. Sure, they could have said that! Let us find out the answer to this important question, after the jump!

Oh right. We forgot. [WeaselZippers]

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  • chascates

    God, there is nothing he can do that isn't 'for politics' or against America or for abortion or aaaaaARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

  • Barb_

    The funniest thing is how lovely and healthy the lady in the bed looks despite some of her lifesaving machinery being moved out to make room for Barry's teleprompter.

    • Chichikovovich

      They plugged the teleprompter feed in to the screen that's normally the vital signs monitor.

      • Barb_

        Mitt should show up to the maternity ward and kiss some babies. I'd love to watch footage of a nurse handing a baby to Ann and watching her try to hand it off to the nanny that won't be there. "Oh shit, what do I do with this kid?"

        • AbandonHope

          More like "What is this thing? It is too small to be a horse." I'd imagine that, from birth to about teenage years, Ann didn't see hide nor hair of her children.

          • Barb_

            Thanks for the horse/baby reference. Like we need another FLOTUS who is trying to shove carrots into us. Wait, there could be the occasional sugar cube. Romney/Other White Boring Rich Guy 2012!

          • ibwilliamsi

            Horses are better. You don't have to cream the carrots, and no dirty dishes for the maid.

          • I thought it was the maid's job to, uh, cream the carrots … brb.

          • tessiee

            "another FLOTUS who is trying to shove carrots into us"

            Um, Barb… Is there something you want to tell us?

          • Now I'm worried.

          • tessiee

            "I'd imagine that, from birth to about teenage years, Ann didn't see hide nor hair of her children."

            The servants brought them out all cleaned up once a day for the parents and any guests to admire, then brought them back to wherever it is they keep them.

          • Here's the funny thing: that's exactly how I was raised. All the childcare was left to the servants. Once a day, when Mummy and Daddy returned from wherever they were, we were washed and propped up with bows in our hair and shoes on our feet, and expected to recite our poems and play our music and dance our dances for the amusement of our parents. The rest of the time, we were being picked on mercilessly by the servants who really resented having to leave their own kids at home to take care of us.

          • Fare la Volpe

            You have the most fascinating past. Was your step mother a singing Austrian nun?

          • My people do not believe in divorce, and my mother was not a good person, so I never had a stepmother.

            But you have no idea how exotic you all seem to me.

          • vtxmcrider

            And yet you are completely at home here, as sick and twisted as the rest of us. So your life has been very successful.

          • Why, thank you. I feel honoured.

            I suspect I could probably pass for an American over the InterToobz, you know, no accent in the written word. But then the cultural references come out and I am lost at sea.

      • HateMachine

        My fellow Americans, beep. beep. beep. beep. beepbeepbeepbeepbeeeeeeeeep.

        Just kidding, beep. beep. beep. beep.

    • what an extraordinary story this is. almost gives me hope.

      • Barb_

        Morning, FuFlans! I am hoping that many people show up to form a human wall today to block the Westboro Baptist Church idiots from disrupting the funeral services of the fallen today.

    • Your pee-ness increased by 30 overnight! Sowing your wild oats?

      • Barb_

        Shh Chet, it's scaring the crap out of me, seriously. It feels like the first day of school and I can't wait to get to fourth period to see who I can sit with in the cafeteria. God, I hope my mom remembered to take the cellophane off the freaking cheese on my sammich this time.

        • HistoriCat

          You got to sit with people at lunch?? Lucky!

        • Your underscore is very dainty, like drinking tea with your pinky out!

        • Terry

          My dear sainted mother learned to cook from Julia Child's cooking shows on public television. Until she'd seen a sufficient number of episodes, however, there were disasters. Like the day she sent Dad to work with a sandwich made with the picture of the baloney* rather than the baloney itself.

          * – For the youngsters out there. Baloney used to come in a stack with a piece of cardboard on either end. On the outer side of the cardboard was an image of delicious looking baloney that looked little or nothing like what you saw when you unwrapped the actual baloney.

          • Geminisunmars

            Well, it probably was healthier for him, at least.

          • My mother *never* learned to cook. Fortunately, Dad loved his kids, and to spare us Mum's experiments, he rose manfully to the challenge.

        • finallyhappy

          Phyllis- is that you? Although I think that was a frozen sandwich your mom pre made, heated up and the plastic melted into the bread and cheese

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        A rapidly-inflating p-ness is a reliable sign of good things to come.

    • kittensdontlie

      The scene is definitely staged. That same set was on a rerun of ER last week.

      • HistoriCat

        Oh great – coming to a RWNJ comment near you soon.

    • bikerlaureate

      I laughed.

      Don't know how you keep doing it, but you're one of the reasons I hang out here.

    • arihaya

      now Barb, you should audition to Comedy Central

      • Barb_

        Thank you Arihaya.

  • Sir_Fartz_Alot

    where's the white women at?

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      Damn you…beat me to it.

    • Troubledog

      do you mine if we dance wif yo dates?

  • Well, with that subheader, at least you can't accuse Weasel Zippers of being dishonest about where their editorial decisions come from.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      The same place tripe always comes from.

    • CapeClod

      Actually they should be called Tapeworm Zippers.

      • Parasite Pals(tm) for EVERYONE!

    • HogeyeGrex

      Somehow, the part that says "with my tongue" seems to have gotten cropped off.

  • MacRaith

    Even worse – he was probably breathing. The nerve of him, standing there using oxygen that rightfully belongs to other people!

    • White people.

      • MacRaith

        Yeah, but you have to speak in code, so you have plausible deniability when you get called out for racism.

        • Chichikovovich

          Exactly. You have to say "people who breathe the way the Founding Fathers did."

    • extreme_left

      it's in the constituton!

  • eggsacklywright

    And they gave him 6000 rounds of applause.

    • Guppy

      with votes!

  • Goonemeritus

    I don’t know about you but this reinforces my commitment to drive dozens of illegal aliens to the polls to vote for Barry.

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      Don't forget the fake IDs!

    • Chichikovovich

      By the way – when we have all those dead people vote, we don't actually have to dig them up do we? Gross.

      The instructions from the DNC were a bit unclear on that point.

      • Goonemeritus

        Just down load the “so you want to steal this election too” I-phone app from the George Soros web site.

      • BerkeleyBear

        No digging. In fact, the Chicago tradition is to do as little as possible to acknowledge the person's death (keep on a few credit lists, have someone keep cashing those Social Security checks). I'm sure your local ward boss will give you a list along with your walking around money for getting your stand-ins to the polls for the second and third times.

  • PeaceWithHonor

    Shit, this country has really gone off the deep end since Emmett Till.

    • See what happens when you let those n*s get away with saying shit like "Where all de white wimmen at?"

  • ChernobylSoup

    Momma's obviously a Republican. Look at that scowl.

  • thatsitfortheother1

    I'd hug her, too. I'd need some of that ICU equipment after my wife got done with me but…

  • "Your friend and I will slip into that bed and I'll show you the original Obamacare"

    • KeepFnThatOwl

      Oh jesus, I lost another keyboard.

    • You're just trying to make me EVEN MOAR JELUS, aren't you?????????????

  • Beowoof

    Oh Oh, next he is going want to get her high with marijuana and play the jungle music to get into her pants. In the words of Clevon Little, "where da white women at".

    • hagajim

      And now for the latest episode of "White Chicks, Black Dicks"

      • sewollef

        'scuse me, what channel is that? Does Time Warner have that channel?

    • Man I love me some Cleavon Little.

  • prommie

    He committed an outrage against her honor! Why, he had the temerity to just look straight at her, he raped her with his eyes! Someone get the rope, I have some torches!

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Don't give them any ideas.

      • prommie

        Give them the idea? Hell, its been their obsession for 3 and a half years. The Tea Party ain't nothing but a lynch mob going incognito. Give me credit when you quote me now.

        • thatsitfortheother1

          I'm unsuccessfully trying to act like you are not 100% correct.

        • FakaktaSouth

          Aight, I have a small problem with this analogy. Have you seen the fat-ass bloated tick-types that make up the tea party? You think one of them old fucks could hoist anything into a tree? seriously?

          • prommie

            Nah but they'd be the ones to stand around and watch and pose for pictures with the body afterwards.

          • HistoriCat

            I just assumed that's why you had so many of them – they just all grab onto the rope and share the burden. Which, now that I've written it, sounds suspiciously like Socializm …

          • And they would NEVER do ANYthing that might be misinterpreted as Soshulism, so pass the cheetos and the remote. (fart)

          • GunToting[Redacted]

            Those Rascals have a surprising amount of torque.

          • They have a *rich* fantasy life, in between gunning down mentally ill attackers under conditions that would have Seal Team Six worried, single-handedly defending the nation from Brown People and the "honour" of their equally bloated fat-ass spouses from various knee-grows, and seeing Commies under every bed and Nutzis in every white house.

    • FakaktaSouth

      She looks really sad about it too. She looks like she wants to grab his butt.

      You know it would have been grosser if he had used one of the people who died as a prop like CNN and the rest did allllll weekend.

      • prommie

        I am glad I missed that shit.

      • But if he doesn't use one of the people that died as a prop, how will he and Biden avoid the mafia and recover the hidden money?

      • Bitch looks like she's totally enjoying it WAY more than she fucking deserves to. What about MY NEEDS? I HAVE NEEDS, MR. PRESIDENT. I NEED A HUG, DAMMIT.

        Check out her friend's expression, she's all like, I so haz teh jelus and I'm'a kick your ass soon's they let me outa this bed, bitch, you totally fucking HOGGED my Prez.

    • Variations of that all over the RWNJ sites on the InterToobz, basically.

    • midnighttoker69

      Don't forget your Bible.

  • With apologies to FDR:

    The only thing we have to sell is fear itself

  • SoBeach

    What kind of monster is he?

    • Beowoof

      In their minds the worst kind, a smart brown skinned politician.

    • prommie

      Why, History's Worst Monster (HWM) of course.

    • ibwilliamsi

      The blah kind.

    • Let's see: smart, sexy, fit, muscular, gorgeous … brb.

  • mrpuma2u

    The nerve of this Obama character, showing human emotion and empathy with these plebians.

    • Terry

      He probably never once said the phrase "you people" while talking to them either.

  • SorosBot

    After national tragedies a real President should ignore the victims and go play guitar at John McCain's birthday party.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Give it a fly-by and go back to brush clearin'.

    • hagajim

      Why not, that's pretty much what Bushie did after Katrina.

    • or go to broadway to see 'spamalot'

      • Buy expensive shoes at SuxFilthAvenyoo. Ferragamos, or whatever.

    • freddymcmurray

      or at least go shoe shopping in manhattan

    • FNMA

      And the asshole only pretended to play the guitar.

    • Mitt Romney promises to reinstate the grand American tradition of sending dressage judges to the site of the tragedy in the President's stead.

      • SorosBot

        Maybe he can put another horse judge in charge of FEMA again!

        • Or go Full Caligula and put a horse in charge.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            Romney's already the south end of a north-bound horse.

          • And your avatar is the expert on that!

          • And yet Little Boots resisted the urge.

      • Heckuvajob, Joe.

    • MissTaken

      Hey now, those birthday brownies did a heckuva job at that party.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Not much of a hero-friend anyway, a true friend woulda had a bazooka at the movies with her ahead of time in case she had to shoot a guy when that chick's carotid artery fell out.

    • prommie

      Now Huffpost is for shit I know it, but they have a story that says 3 men died laying on top of their girlfriends to shield them from the shooting. Thats just so tragically tragic in a Romeo and Juliet-y way. Or else they were just trying to get one last quick one in, you never know.

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        See? This is the problem with being a lady gay. I don't have 200+ lbs of man-meat to hide behind during a shooting. Gonna have to find me a fat chick.

        • FakaktaSouth

          I can say with complete certainty though, there is nothing worse than a little dude with little dude syndrome – and I envy your not having to deal with THAT shit ever. But, if you don't wanna get shot, just, ya know, always be packing, I am sure you have perfect aim when panicking in the dark like all the Republicans must.

          • prommie

            They got little hands
            And little eyes
            And they walk around
            Tellin' great big lies. . .
            Well, I don't want no Short People
            Don't want no Short People
            Don't want no Short People
            Round here

          • Them's fightin' words. I'll see you outside.

            I'm bringing my stepstool, too.

          • SorosBot

            That's why us tall dudes makes superior boyfriends!

            (Just kidding, short guys. Hey, some of my best friends are short.)

          • prommie

            You're not kidding.

          • You have a tall boyfriend?

          • FakaktaSouth

            Superior in every way.
            I have no problem with shorties with the right attitude. It's them ones with something to prove that are insufferable.

          • I'll bet Peter Dinklage's social life is as busy as George Clooney's!

          • WhatTheHolyHeck

            I'd swim in those eyes, and drift away on that voice. Oh yeah.

          • Ahahahaha. Just wait till I cut you off at the knees, BotBoy. We'll see who gets the last laugh THEN.

          • Did you get the prospectus in your inbox yesterday?

          • FakaktaSouth

            Most assuredly, and look forward to working with you most diligently. (I do thank you for your email – you made my day)

        • prommie

          Its just the selfish genes, you know. If they've been bonking, then there is a chance the lady is knocked up, and therefore the man's genes will carry on in the offspring. So, in the situation presented, the strategy most likely to result in the survival of the man's genes, is for him to sacrifice himself and save the possibly preggers lady.

          Long story short, the fat chick won't have that instinct to save you.

          Or else maybe its just love, which would be nice, wouldn't it?

          • BigSkullF*ckingDog

            But Prommie, you're assuming that I'm passively waiting around for them to throw themselves on me. No, I will be actively trying to shield myself behind their bulk and/or push them into the shooter's path.

          • I love you. But I'm not marrying you any time soon.

          • BigSkullF*ckingDog

            Baby, you know you want to be my human shield.

          • No! NOOOO! (Runs away screaming)

          • BigSkullF*ckingDog

            HUG MEEEEEEEEE!

          • (Runs all the way back to hug the BigDog)

            HEY! WAITAMINNIT!

          • BigSkullF*ckingDog

            False alarm. That was just Ann Coulter shopping for a new jockstrap.

            (hugs mittborg anyway)

          • Well. In *that* case. (Hugs the BigDog fervently)

        • Terry

          It could be worse. You could have 350-400 lbs of man-meat that could gallantly fall on you in case of emergency.

          • GunToting[Redacted]

            Chris Christie libel?

          • Terry

            I don't think anyone could ever describe Chris Christie as gallant.

          • vtxmcrider

            Or only 350-400 lbs.

          • Don't you mean "You could have 350-400 lbs of man-meat that could gallantly fall on you in case of and cause an emergency."?

      • Trust you, prommie, to bring that up. Man, are you fucking gross and perverted, or what? (Hugs prommie)

        So disgusting, this guy. I might be in love.

  • prommie

    The poor girl just wanted him to help her bust up a chiffarobe.

    • AncienReggie


    • tessiee

      One thousand upfists AND a tiara for you!

  • The brave young lady hugging the President will wish she was facing gunfire in a packed movie theater again after the vicious right-wing assholes use this picture to show how White Amerikkka is collapsing.

    • Geminisunmars

      More likely she will be feeling tingly where he touched her for years to come. Proud and tingly.

      • I was just thinking that some things are worth any risk.

    • What Gem said, man. TOTES what Gem said.

  • sbj1964

    Lost in the 50's.wingnuts?

    • The 1850s? The Compromise of 1850, Bleeding Kansas, Dred Scott??

  • CapeClod

    This is the biggest outrage since Captain Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura against their wills on TV.

    • ibwilliamsi

      They won't even run that one anymore, will they? I mean, it goes against everything we know!

    • Guppy

      It will involve secret fapping in shame?

  • EatsBabyDingos

    I thought all Obama did was play golf and kill Steve Jobs?

  • CrunchyKnee

    WIllard would have gone as well, but he doesn't know where Aurora is located, he thinks the only town in Colorado is Aspen.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      It's not. There is Boulder, too.

      • MosesInvests

        The People's Republic of Boulder? Nah, Mittens is familiar with Aspen, Vail and *maybe* Colorado Springs, aka Bibleburg. But not heathen, hippie Boulder.

    • SorosBot

      He's probably familiar with Denver, aka that airport his private jet stops at on a cross-continental trip.

      • ritingon

        Ironically, that airport isn't in Denver, it's down south in Centennial.

        Gah. Facts getting in the way of funny. /pounds self on head

        • Geminisunmars

          And Centennial deserves him.

  • SorosBot

    So, according to this moron Obama should have refused to visit the victims, because it's apparently somehow political. And if he had I'm sure the exact same person wouldn't be screaming "NOBama won't visit shooting victims, doesn't care about them!1!!"

  • Stepanie Davies has really changed since her British soap opera days:

  • noodlesalad

    MittBott sys err 2012: humanemotion.exe failed to open

    • kittensdontlie

      Caution to GOPERs: The scene you are about to view contains the human emotion EMPATHY, which you wingnuts always find objectionable…please look away now.

  • HempDogbane

    Christian side-hug !

    • Estproph

      But no side-boob

    • Guppy

      Look at the arms. That's exactly what he tried to do, but she wanted the full-on, "presidential" experience and wouldn't settle for anything less!

      She obviously lost her aspirin in the chaos in the theater.

      • tessiee

        "She obviously lost her aspirin in the chaos in the theater."

        I don't think you need birth control for just a hug.

  • Oh, Weasel Zippers, just be honest with yourselves and admit that it's the notion of interracial hugs that's filling you with rage here.

  • Mitt Romney was consoling as well, although he did mention that while he didn't know any shooting victims he did have some friends who owned gun companies.

    • arihaya

      he didn't know any of the shooting victims, but he did have some friends who owned movie theater.

  • SayItWithWookies

    As connected as these wingnuts are, you'd think they'd tell everyone to just lay low with the massacrees and whatnot till after the election so's they wouldn't be giving President Obama all these opportunities to hug innocent heroic chicks and such.

    • You'd think. Especially since, judging from those two, they'd have him flat on his back in the next bed if the Secret Service wasn't there to protect him.

  • i would take a bullet in the neck for a chance to hug barry.

    just saying…

    • vtxmcrider

      What you really want is Barry's bullet in your neck.

  • KeepFnThatOwl

    I love my President. He gets on my nerves sometimes, but he's mine.

    • Terry

      Mom keeps a photo of him by her place at the table and prays for his health and safety every day. She's still can bring tears to her eyes over JFK.

      • I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but it brings tears to MY eyes. Your poor Mom. Please thank her from me for caring so much about OUR President.

        • vtxmcrider

          I pray that nothing happens to him. It would be years before we would have another President with a cute ass like that.

          • Even John McCain thinks so. Remember when he was all grabbing at Barry's ass?

    • Michelle, is that you?

  • Jus_Wonderin

    I just don't have the energy to rage on this. Except to say, Republican's are fuckin' idiots.

  • hagajim

    I think Weasel Zippers might have their tag line wrong…they might just be "The Bowels" of the internet.

    • Terry

      No, that's Glen Beck's website.

  • Billmatic

    It never seems to dawn on these nitwits that they are the ones making non political situations and events political.

  • MonkeyMotion

    Geezus Kryst, now Obama's trying to steal all the credit from Republicans who are really responsible for the great gun-maker, undertaker and medical jobs created by this massacre.
    Will he stop at nothing?

  • When Romney visited the victims they were slightly taken aback when he said "I see you guys really splurged on those pajamas"

    • ph7

      Romney's never stayed in a shared hospital room, but he's friends with several for-profit hospital owners who have spoken favorably of the revenue per square foot yield of the shared hospital room.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      "I see you guys really splurged on those pajamas. They must have come from 7-11."

      • tessiee

        That's why the filthy peasants are poor, you know. They don't understand good old Christian American values like thrift and saving.

        • I don't understand why no one else is offering an analysis of the subtext of Romney's remarks. His contempt for the peasantry just oozes from each word.

    • vtxmcrider

      But he said it with disdain, instinctively knowing that they were not magic pajamas.

  • Radiotherapy

    You people just don't understand.

  • Estproph

    Y'know, most people would assume that "scouring the bowels of the internet" was to find the most egregious things there, and show the world how terrible they are. I guess it can also mean to purposefully put them there. WeaselZippers – Making The Internet Horrid Since 2012.

  • Schmegeg

    If he pointed out that she is 25 and covered on her parents insurance, then THAT would be political.

  • OK, so when is it going to come out that Bain Capital owned a company that made high capacity ammo clips??

    • Geminisunmars

      I think I read that somewhere so it must be true.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Well, WZ seems to be on its way to becoming the next go-to news resource. Catching up to Drudge?

    Of course, it's the comments that really make the site. Insightful comments like, "I don't remember GWB publishing pictures like this" are just the thing a vibrant political site needs.

    • SorosBot

      I don't remember him publishing pictures like this either, probably because W had no empathy and didn't give a shit about the actual victims of tragedies, even as he politically milked the big one for all it was worth.

      • Dashboard Buddha

        Here's one saw another one, but now I can't find it. But yeah, no shit given for actual victims. The dude has all of the empathy of a brick.—

      • vtxmcrider

        "Watch this one!"

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Dumbya avoided the wounded as if they had the plague… of course there were few such photos. I wonder if Cheney ever told him that people got hurt in Iraq.

      • Dashboard Buddha

        Are you kidding? Cheney fapped over casualty reports while laughing maniacally.

        • tessiee

          Now THERE's a mental picture I coulda done without!

      • BerkeleyBear

        You joke, but supposedly W is something of a germaphobe. There are stories about him rushing to use hand sanitizer after meeting Obama and others, and wiping his hands on Bill Clinton in Haiti. If he's that freaked out by (relatively) healthy people, I can only wonder what hospitals do to him.

        Which should have been yet another reason to let him nowhere near decisions about other people's health or lives. And definitely is a red flag about the similarly non-empathic Romney.

      • I haven't forgotten his last visit to wounded troops, wherein he regaled them with the story of the terrible injuries he had suffered while clearing brush.

    • tessiee

      "I don't remember GWB publishing pictures like this"

      We never saw pictures of the little prick doing anything like this because he never did anything like this. He was too lazy, too selfish, and too afraid of catching poor people cooties.

  • fawkedifiknow

    An NRA approved Republican president would have asked, "Other than that, how did you like the movie"?

    • Guppy

      No, he'd be hugging James Holmes, consoling him after he had all his precious, God-given guns seized by jack-booted thugs.

  • bflrtsplk

    If that had happened in Alabama, Obama would have been arrested!

  • subsum

    I read some of the comments on that site and they sound pretty much like us: they hate Barry as much as we hate Republicans. So, that gives us the green light to keep calling them a bunch of ignorant racist motherfuckers, which they are.

  • CapeClod

    Saving that woman's life was obviously against the will of God since he was punishing those people for banning prayering in the schools. That woman is definately going to hell especially after touching the devil president.

  • Beetagger

    Her Mandingo moment.

  • Who in the fuck is "Weasel Zippers" and why should I care what they think? I reiterate my protest that we are concentrating too much on every random wingtard douche and moron out there.

    • At least it gave Rebecca the chance to run a great image in the wake of the the horrible Aurora shooting.

      • Yes, but graffiti'd over by that nonsense.

        • FakaktaSouth

          I do find their use of the word "gross" to be a tell-tale sign of their superior intellect. But DAYUM look at that man's face! He is so lovely, so endearing, so compassionate. I would save my shot-friend to use him as my prop any day.

    • Radiotherapy

      Certainly don't go read the comments Chet, there is no shortage of winghate out there.

    • qwerty42

      Well, yes, but they are so full of nuttiness, hate and general illogical goofiness it is hard to ignore them. Like malevolent clowns. Which, I guess, they are.

    • I think that Wonkette has gone a bit overboard in the search for the most insanely outrageous images and stories from the most blatantly racist area of the right wing but these idiots do reflect a significant part of freaked out white Amerikkka.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        It's very rare that Wonkette has to go beyond the U.S. House of Representatives to find this sort of drivel. (Or state legislatures, if you're really digging for the nasty stuff.) I'm guessing this was sent in as a "tip" by an overheated Wonker.

    • An_Outhouse

      I think these are softballs lobbed to Barb so she can recover her p-ness.

  • ingloriousbytch

    Fox News: "Obama Caught on Camera Having Interracial Threesome in Hospital Room!"

  • AutomaticPilot

    Do NOT read those comments on the WZ site. I think I just got dumber for reading them.

    • rickmaci

      I did not see your warning. I should have known better. Oh jeezuzz I now need to take a scalding hot shower to get the slime and the stench off of me.

    • just_a_head

      Oh, how I wish I had taken your advice.

  • JustPixelz

    Remember that under Ron Paul's health reform — which was cheered loudly by Republicans at one of the debates — if that young woman did not have insurance, the hospital should have refused to treat her.

  • BornInATrailer

    Just as long as he didn't whistle at her.

    • tessiee

      Too soon!

  • mavenmaven

    You know, that hug is probably still technically illegal in some states, the Right eager to "take America back" to reinstate miscegenation laws.

    • miss_grundy

      Isn't Loving v. Virginia, the law of the land??????

  • I realize that this is hardly serious political analysis but try to imagine how stiff/horrified Mitt would look in that picture.

    • I can't. My brain keeps breaking.

    • miss_grundy

      I can't, because I know he would be afraid of getting "the cooties".

  • If I ever talked about our waterboard-approving, science-hating, pointless war-starting, fiscally irresponsible, anti-intellectual, C-student, Wall Street butt-boy ex-president with as much disrespect as right-wingers fling at our current president, I humbly apologize.

    • tessiee

      I don't. Dumbass *earned* our disrespect. Hell, I still haven't apologized for the shit I said about Nixon.

      • Naked_Bunny

        You're still on his list, y'know.

    • I despised Bush for things he had actually done, like the killing of over one million Iraqis, Afghanis, and Pakistanis; the privatization of Walter Reed that allowed serving military to lie in pools of their own piss under mold-covered walls; the refusal to provide those same troops with working body armour; the award of no-bid contracts for military support to KBR, which proceeded to poison those troops with contaminated food and water, and electrocute them with shoddily designed and fabricated buildings; the death of 4,000 Americans and the maiming of 15,000 more in an unnecessary war; the destruction of the economy; the deaths of 3,000 civilians in an avoidable enemy attack; the outsourcing of millions of American jobs. Obama has done some things I am very unhappy about, a lot of things I'm OK with, and a few things that have benefited EVERY FUCKING BODY. There is no comparison between the two. There is no reason for rightwingers to react to the current President this way. They know it as well as we do, and that is why they become more and more unhinged with each word they say.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    "Infesting the Bowels of the Internet"

    Fixed it for ya, assholes.

  • fartknocker

    Snark off. The comments over at Weasel Zipper are hateful. This photo shows empathy to a person who has suffered from a tragedy. I expect this out of our leaders.

    • I keep trying to convince myself that the people who leave those kinds of comments are just an extremely vocal minority and don't represent mainstream conservatives who are basically good people with some different (I would say objectionable) ideas about how to address local and national issues. Lately, it ain't been workin'.

  • Millennial Malaise

    I'm actually tearing up just looking at that picture. Barack is so freaking personable and attractive and hugable. Ugh. And that girl is more of a hero than any one of Mitten's privileged sons who can only be arsed to "serve" their blood relatives' campaigns. If the election were determined by hugs, it would be a landslide victory for Obama.

    • If the election were determined by babies, also, too. Crying babies terrify me because I have NEVER been able to get them to stop, and I feel horrible and helpless watching them suffer so. Barack just sprinkles some of that Ol' Black Magic, and man! Those babies totes fucking love him.

  • ttommyunger

    What drives them crazy is the fact they they just know in their dirty little hearts that her other hand is caressing that firm, brown ass lovingly.

    • tessiee

      I sure hope so. An opportunity like that doesn't come along too often; she should make the most of it.

    • vtxmcrider

      And they are driven insane with the jealousy they feel.

  • elburritodeluxe

    I'd expected better from you, Weasel Zippers!

  • MinAgain

    The girl on the bed is thinking, "Hug me. I'm the one who got shot, dammit!"

    • You know it.

      Hell, I'm sitting here thinking something pretty damn similar.

  • Limeylizzie

    I knew that I would regret reading those comments over there, yikes we live among these cunts, but I am on a plane and the man/woman/wonketteer in the seat behind me has been farting since above Pennsylvania and is now kicking the back of my chair. I never sleep on a plane, because MrLimeylizzie swears that I fart really loudly in my sleep and now I am paranoid, of course he also tells me, because I will never do the anal, that he does that to me in my sleep, it's a wonder he ever gets any sleep what with the buggery and the farting.

    • tessiee

      Lots of buggery and lots of farting.
      I think not.
      Mr. Lizzie has only himself to blame.

    • Naked_Bunny

      The important thing is that you feel rested.

    • I'm beginning to wonder if I should go over there.

      I'm sorry but this comment just has me RAWL.

    • Bwahahaha! It takes a big, big, tiny man to admit that if he can slip it in the back-door and not even wake you up.

  • Limeylizzie

    I love Barry and am terrified that the GOP will steal the election again, talk me down Wonkettes, well not down because, as mentioned I am on Virgin Atlantic Flight 399.

    • Steverino247

      Just pretend we're all looking up at your "parts" and smiling at the view.

    • tessiee

      I wonder whether the GOP even *wants* to steal the election. If they won, they'd inherit this train wreck of a country and actually have to do something besides whine about the black guy while he tries to clean up the mess they made. That's why they're running someone that even they don't like.
      Anyway, here ya go:

    • Naked_Bunny

      The Republicans won't really want to win the election until the Democrats have fixed the economy for them. They don't want to admit that Saint Reagan — the last Republican who inherited a poor economy from a Democrat — improved it with lots and lots of deficit spending.

  • ArthurEther

    "Those six thousand rounds of armor-piercing bullets? You didn't make that."

  • ibwilliamsi

    Because W never politicized a national tragedy. DUH!

    • Naked_Bunny

      W would show up, push the proles aside, give a speech, and leave. All of this human contact stuff was too creepy.

      • I remember when he flew into Katrina on AF1. He took a portable generator so he could make his speech with the teleprompter and the lights and shit. He brought water for himself and his entourage. When he left, he took the water and generator with him.

  • tessiee

    And I would be the one to hug President Obama so hard, kiss Obama, I'd take Obama's breath away…

  • An_Outhouse

    Why do weasels need zippers? Do they wear pants?

  • Steverino247

    Weasels ripped my flesh.

    • Naked_Bunny


    • Two minds with but one thought.

      I gotta go listen to some Frank now.

  • tessiee

    Relevant to nothing whatsoever pronouncement from Mike Huckabee on how this is against something in the bibble in 5…

  • Naked_Bunny

    Could someone just speed this up, please?

  • owhatever

    He's visiting a victim of a gun nut and gets a barrel of s*** from the people who like helping gun nuts be gun nuts. Whackjobs. All of them.

  • Blunderthing

    Jaysus. The comments on that web page make my ass want to chew tobacco.

  • Good thing this didn't take place down South. The Secret Service would be fighting off a Klan lynch mob.

  • I'm just gonna say here, 'BeccaLou, when you're scouring bowels, you're bound to wind up with some pretty vile shit. That is all.


    The commenter known as MittBorg has suffered an electronic mishap and will return after repairs.

  • chascates

    Commiegirl posted their retort on Wonkville but here's their hede:
    Lefty Cesspool Wonkette Plays The Race Card On Weasel Zippers…

    One of the typical comments:
    That site is bunch of lunatics, you should see what they wrote about Hillary in 2008, and they went completely off the deep end with sarah palin.
    Like I said, race baiting lunatics.
    Weren’t the same site who used little Trig Palin as a prop… disgusting people over there. No bounds, no decency, bunch of white liberal racists, everything is about race to them… pretty sad.

  • smitallica

    Well, at least you know that if he HADN'T gone to Colorado to visit the victims, the wingnuts wouldn't have freaked out and said he didn't care and was ignoring human tragedy and was out of touch and also NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!!!!!

  • horsedreamer_1

    Mommy Issues.

  • Willardbot9000_V2.5

    Conservatives really cannot froth into their faux outrage without it being an example of complete batshit hypocrisy. Sure, it's gross when a politician uses a human as a "political prop" but when mama's little doorstop was wheeled out for us as a constant reminder of Lou Sarah's "compassion" he wasn't being used as a political prop or as a shield for when Palin is called a cruel, manipulative super-grifter bitch. Just like the time Bush "spoke" to Iraq soldiers who were told in advance what questions they could ask and what answers Dubya would give. But nope, those weren't examples of using people as political props or anything…not at all.

  • DahBoner

    Real Blak Men don't hug White Wimmenz, they shoot 'em.

    This is the best proof to date Obama is WHITE!!!!

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