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Meet And Fap To ‘Sexy,’ Conservative, Republican, Orthodox Jewess NY Senate Candidate Mindy Meyer!

Work it, girl

What can you say about 22-year-old New York Senate candidate Mindy Meyer that she has not said already? How about “rowr”! And also it is sort of adorable that Meyer’s website, which is basically a living Blingee, actually has a few issues on it as well! Like stopping “stop and frisk”! Wait, just what kind of conservative Republican is Mindy Meyer anyway? A terrible one, apparently!

Let us hear straight from the slightly oddly shaped mouth of law student Meyer herself:

Stop-and-frisk is when a police officer who is suspicious of an individual detains the person and runs his hands lightly over the suspect’s outer garments to determine if the person is carrying a concealed weapon. As long as an officer has reasonable suspicion, a stop and frisk is constitutional under the Fourth Amendment. Mindy believes that skin color does not warrant a “reasonable suspicion.” Mindy will not tolerate racially motivated stop-and-frisk. The NYPD’s stop-and-frisk practices raise serious concerns over racial profiling, illegal stops and privacy rights. The police are stopping hundreds of thousands of law abiding New Yorkers every year, and the vast majority are black and Latino.

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Also? Moar afterschool programz!

No more “Hunger Games” in our District! Mindy believes that summer youth employment programs should be restored to receive the full funding that they had received in the past. In doing so, this will provide jobs during the summer months for teens and young adults who would be at home or in the streets doing nothing substantial otherwise. This will help them develop their resumes and job skills for the future. Mindy feels that career fairs and unemployment seminars should be more transparent and implemented throughout our district.

And then she poses with a bow and arrow, because she is Katniss except beautiful.

And there you have it! Wonkette has its newest pet Republican, and therefore we will agree with her that she is, er, sexy, which after all is a state of mind. [MindyMeyer]

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367 comments

    1. GemlikeFlame

      That hussy is wearing a skirt above her knees and her head isn't covered. She's really asking for it… wait. Isn't that the Muslin tradition? I get those confused.

      Oy vey is mir.

          1. nounverb911

            Or she can shave her head and wear a sheitel (wig). (My cousin married an Orthodox Rabbi).

          1. MittBorg

            A bit grim in these parts. The Old-Man Kitteh has a growth on his foot. It was biopsied, there are spindle cells, but it's not clear that it's neoplastic; might be an infection. No pain, but he keeps chewing at it, so there's blood everywhere, and I am not a person who likes to have blood all over my house floors. I am distressed. And you, my love?

          2. tessiee

            "there are spindle cells, but it's not clear that it's neoplastic"

            I had a spindle cell nevus on my shoulder; it was benign.
            Hope your kitteh turns out to be OK.

          3. MittBorg

            Thank you, bobbert. You don't know how much I appreciate your kind thoughts. But at 16, it's just a matter of time. The waiting and watching is the hard part. I might have to take a week or two away from Wonketz soon. He's needing round-the-clock attention at this point.

    2. HippieEsq

      By the police? Probably not. By Eyal, or Etan, or Natan, or Avi, or Ari, or Dario, or…well, you get the idea.

  1. Hera Sent Me

    Mindy feels that the New York State Senate is a great place to go through puberty.

    1. BlueStateLibel

      From what I know of the NY State Senate, I think that's what they're all pretty much doing.

    1. sewollef

      Eww, no…

      By the way, she lives in Flatbush? Really? She must run a seriously bad-taste bling store or perhaps one of those thousands of 99 cent store that seem to populate Flatbush Avenue.

      She'd fit right in with those god awful looks.

  2. Barb_

    Mindy Meyer is dazzling. If she married Anthony Wiener, would she be Mindy Meyer-Wiener?
    Sorry, I am bloated on Chinese food and the brain is not firing on all pistons.

    1. mavenmaven

      Hooray! Remember when Laugh-In used to do that? I have, as a worthless childhood memory, the line "If Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she'd be Totie Capote" . That and the young Goldie Hawn in a bikini.

    2. metamarcisf

      I'll never forget when Dodger great Steve Sax named his son after teammate Orel Hersheiser.

      1. tessiee

        "Steve Sax named his son after teammate Orel Hersheiser"

        Joey Buttafuoco was desolate to be left out.

    3. Callyson

      Barb, is that you? Welcome back! And please don't let any jealous haters get to you–we love you!

        1. Callyson

          I should let Barb answer that herself–what I heard was there was some kind of conflict with another commenter. Glad she has returned, though…

          1. Barb_

            Fuflans, that's very funny, thanks!
            Yep, the market crashed and I am blaming Wall Street.

    4. JustPixelz

      You're back! It was a long desolate time without your grade A snark to sustain me. But more importantly, I finally have more p-ness than you. Who's better than me? (Well, nounverb911 for one.)

        1. HistoriCat

          Growing by leaps and bounds. At this rate, you will have sucked up all the p-ness (not like that you pervs!) in the Western Hemisphere by the end of the month.

    5. Boojum

      Wilkommen!

      I would join the others in crowing over the fact that I have a larger p-ness, but you're a GIRL! My p-ness is sposed to be more massive than your rubbin' nub!

    6. MosesInvests

      You're back! I was gone for 2 weeks, and heard that you had left us in my absence. Glad you've returned! How are the grandbabbies?

      1. Barb_

        Moses, where did you go for 2 weeks?
        The babies are great. Mina is home and her incision is healing nicely.
        I'm trying to think of something nice to do for the family who donated the needed heart with the parts that were used in the surgery.

        1. JustPixelz

          For donating a heart, I'd send a gift card to Red Lobster and some flowers. For a kidney, no gift card. But that's just me.

          Seriously, I remember coming to tears when you told the story of the donor and their loss, your family's gain. (That post is lost in the world of user deleted5554996.) The best thing would be to give them the knowledge that your granddaughter(?) will live big enough for two. But who can know.

          And whoever saves a life, is considered to have saved an entire world.

          1. Barb_

            I have no laughed once in five solid days and you just made me laugh until my belly hurt.
            I'm allergic to shellfish. Every time I pass Red Lobster I say, "Dead Lobster, for the seafood killer in you."

        2. MosesInvests

          I was in Florida with the kiddos, hanging out on the beach and swimming with dolphins. Wifi in my parents' house was down, hence no Wonketz. Missed everybody, but I was having fun.

          1. Barb_

            Sounds like fun, Moses! It's always good to see you.
            Any tan lines we need to know about?

        3. tessiee

          "I'm trying to think of something nice to do for the family who donated the needed heart "

          A charitable donation in their name/in memory of the donor, perhaps to the american Heart fund or a pediatric hospital?

    7. BigSkullF*ckingDog

      Hey Barb! Glad to see you. I peed in all the corners to keep the trolls away. So that's what that smell is.

    8. AbandonHope

      This thread perfectly expresses what I've been trying to say… you have WAY more friends than loser trolls here. And frankly that has me grinning like an idiot.

      1. Barb_

        Thanks Abandon. I wish I could share half my coffee with you right now. Oh, bring doughnuts on your way. : )

      2. user-of-towels

        I'm really confused by the term "troll." Lube was a troll, yes–a sock puppet to be more precise. But who else does that term apply to? Owls? Shorts? Gopherit? Mumbletypeg? Have you no sense of history at Wonkette?

        1. MittBorg

          Shorts and Gopherit certainly had a fine time spreading misinformation and attempting to start some sort of a panic here. Does that qualify as "troll" behaviour? And Lube turned out to be Owls, so if Lube was a troll, I guess that makes Owls a troll. Since Gopherit was not banned, despite his nasty attacks on Wonkette itself and on several commenters, perhaps he is not a troll after all. Or perhaps nasty attacks on individual commenters doesn't quite rise to the level of trolling behaviour.

          I don't want to see anyone banned. But I don't see how a community can function in a healthy, happy way when some of its number spend all their efforts in taking down others.

          1. user-of-towels

            Hey, MB.

            Let me start by saying that my favorite quality of yours–what makes you, in my eyes, one of the besets folks around these parts–is your support for your fellow Jive Wonkies. For all I know, your life may be in a shambles, but you're always prepared to pass out the virtual hugs. You remind me that humility and compassion are not necessary alien to an avatar, and you make me aspire to be less self-serving on this board (and I always hope that others would follow suit).

            I turned 40 this weekend, had friends and family in from out of town, so I missed most of the fireworks. I've read as much as I'm willing to hunt down, so I'm not aware of what the "misinformation" is that you refer to, although I do agree that there was a lot of nonsense. However, I don't see that this nonsense was confined to just Shorts, Gopherit, and owls/Lube. I guess I find self-righteous bravado and ingratiating fawning to be every bit as cancerous to the environment as dumb comments like "So-and-so sucks," especially when the result is an echo chamber wherein valued-for-years members of Wonkette are dismissed as mere "trolls" for (admittedly very) bad behavior.

            I know you've said before that you'd like no one banned, and I'm with you. I'd rather see the airing of grievences done in a more forthright and dialogic manner. But I suppose that's not my decision.

            For the record, I think we can distinguish between owls–a witty, longtime commenter who inspired me to stop lurking years ago and start commenting–and Lube without worry of being duplicitous, if for no other reason than the creation of Lube was owls' own attempt to do so.

            Like I said, I'm 40, now, dammit. Somehow that makes this whole conversation seem just a sliver silly.

          2. MittBorg

            (Hugs you) Hey, Cap'n, aka User,

            Just FYI I agree with everything you're saying. But *popularity* is a big thing, even in a group of very intelligent commenters. I wish I could talk to Pdog, Owls, Extem, further, just because I believe in dialogue and negotiation. But it's not my decision any more than it's yours. I just tried to keep the flames from spreading and err on the side of compassion to all. Frankly, I suspect it's not appreciated, and that's fine. I didn't do it to win any prizes. I'm sad that grown people can't resolve their issues without name-calling and invoking authority. But it is what it is, my friend. Thanks for saying some things that need to be said, but I suspect you'll find very little appreciation for this comment either.

            I'm determined to hold my peace and be as good to everyone as I can be without compromising what I believe in. You will get no hostility from me. And neither will any of the others so long as they don't attack me personally. I apologize if I came across as rude to you.

            Fuck it all. Happy Birthday, darling. I hope you enjoyed the hell out of your birthday. Life's too short to fuss and fight or hang out with those who do.

          3. user-of-towels

            Perish the thought; I appreciate you like a motherfucker.

            You are both the cat's meow and pajamas.

    9. redarmyzombie

      Barb! You're back!

      It's been lonely around here without you, like a desolate wasteland. I was beginning to feel a sense of existential depression, kinda surreal, like a bad mushroom trip.

      (Seriously though. Good to have you back.)

    10. Chichikovovich

      There's one in particular of those Laugh-in ones (as mavenmaven mentioned) that stuck in my mind from the time I saw it. I couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 years old.

      "If Kay Ballard married [astronaut] Wally Schirra, then divorced him and married him again, she'd be Kay Schirra Schirra."

  3. CheeseBro69

    Damn, Snooki really got her shit together.
    Losing all that weight and now running for higher office.
    You go girlfriend!

  4. Jukesgrrl

    Republicans love flags so much, they're making a pink, white, and purple one for special candidates. And they're replacing the American eagle with International Hello Kitty. Black helicopters on the way, but chic ones, designed by Ralph Lauren and made in China. Patriotizm, dudes and dudettes!

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Great … at the next Occupy event, the guys in the black body armor and helmets pepper-spraying the citizens will be the fashion police.

      1. HistoriCat

        Together, right? Just to make sure we have the same scale for both of them. Now they move towards each other …

  5. CthuNHu

    "I can tell you one thing, I have no experience in corruption," said Meyer.

    Miss Meyer… Are you trying to seduce me?

  6. Limeylizzie

    What say she and Huma Abedin have a naked wrestling match and the winner gets to keep Jerusalem?

    1. anniegetyerfun

      This is the kind of forward-thinking, creative problem-solving that will help get America back on its feet!

      And it's coming from a Brit, of course.

      1. Limeylizzie

        Don't know, because I would be excellent, maybe you have to be a US citizen? Maybe the GOP wouldn't approve of my sexy, yet sane, solutions for Middle East peace.

        1. MosesInvests

          Too bad you weren't High Commissioner during the British Mandate between 1918-1948. Probably be a more peaceful place now.

  7. KeepFnThatOwl

    James Sensenbrenner can also occasionally say a compassionate thing, but it doesn't mean I want to fuck him.

    1. Crank_Tango

      They all sucked. Every single one of them. But Neve Campbell was crazy hot so who cares.

  8. chascates

    Look, the Palestinian people deserve their own state and a halt to violence and oppression from Israel. What's her take on that?

      1. Self-Uploader

        She is after all running for state senate. As far as I know NY State doesn't have a separate foreign policy just yet. But yeah, nice that she doesn't feel the need to pander, then again she doesn't need to.

    1. pdiddycornchips

      True but keep this in mind, if she was born to Palestinian parents in Gaza City, that website could be grounds for her brother to legally kill her.

        1. MittBorg

          Thank you. There are plenty of nutbag Jewish fundies who run around beating up women for showing an ankle or owning an iPod. ALL fundies of any religious stripe tend to be nutbags.

          1. MosesInvests

            Of course, those nutbag Jewish fundies are generally *anti*-Zionist. Say what you will about the assholes in the settlements (and I do), they aren't running around killing their sisters over "family honor".

  9. Callyson

    "We endorsed her," said Jerry Kassar, chairman of Brooklyn's Conservative party. "…We were very excited after we met with her…"

    I'll bet…well, WTH, who am I to deny this guy a little fapping?

    1. chascates

      At least put a pause button in a visible place. I end up cutting off the BBC world service when I click mute on my laptop.

    2. anniegetyerfun

      Or videos that auto-play in ads. How is that OK? Every time I open my favorite websites, the videos are all, "Hey, good-lookin'! You searching for some young, hot pussy?"

        1. anniegetyerfun

          My initial comment was going to say “The fact that I AM is totally beside the point.” But then I was, all, “Oh, that's really fucking classy, Annie.”

    3. SorosBot

      I'm not getting music – maybe it's a benefit from Firefox, or from us overloading her server.

      1. HogeyeGrex

        Possibly both.

        A) Flashblock is your friend.
        B) I'm getting a "quicktime plugin has crashed" message which might illustrate a flaw in her cunning plan.

        Upside to farking her server? She will now think she's awesomely popular and will spend up for the better server package, after which she will receive exactly 47 hits.

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          I'm guessing that 47 hits is what crashed her server (her old Compaq from high school that she took out of the basement and dusted off.)

  10. Callyson

    She also intends to help our young involved in gang related activity by restructuring their lives by helping them work toward a degree.
    Mindy believes that summer youth employment programs should be restored to receive the full funding that they had received in the past…

    Cue the wingnuts calling her a RINO Commie in 3…2…1…

    1. MittBorg

      Admittedly, she hasn't exactly posted any position papers on the site, but what she HAS said about her positions is SO lefty that I'm beginning to wonder: Has the IWW *really* successfully infiltrated the NY State Senate, Republican Party, and Conservative Party?

  11. sbj1964

    The best thing about her is like all Jewish women she likes circumcision everything 10% off.It's a bargain!And her favorite wine is"I want to go to Miami."

    1. CthuNHu

      Methinks shethinks the same.

      Check out her Photostream; she's striking the exact same beauty-queen-remedial-school pose in every freakin' picture.

      Gentle, ingratiating smile, face full-on to the camera, eyes submissively gazing into the lens, slight head tilt, body turned most of the way to a profile, front shoulder dropped, back leg straight, front leg subtly turned and bent to accentuate the calf.

      Meh. She reeks of the lamp. Color me disinterested.

    1. SorosBot

      And she has the exact same expression on her face in every single one of those photos. Are we sure she's not really a robot?

      1. Biel_ze_Bubba

        I didn't know a T-1000 terminator could go to pot like that.
        Also, the guy in the wifebeater looks especially happy to be a photo-op prop.

  12. Chet Kincaid

    She might want to either go with a smaller-capacity purse or stop carrying her entire campaign with her everywhere, because she seems to be listing to one side in every picture. Or as Spy said years ago about celebrity lady photos, draining water out of her ear constantly.

  13. LastGasp

    Hmmm, something tells me that there will soon be a porno on the Internet called “Stop 'n Frisk." And a Mindy Meyer lookalike will probably be the star.

  14. anniegetyerfun

    I'm so confused. A Republican that is AGAINST people of color being randomly frisked?

  15. emmelemm

    That website CANNOT be real.

    "I'm Senator and I know it"?????

    ETA: Did not realize it has music. (Speakers turned off on work computer.)

    1. anniegetyerfun

      Is it set to "I'm Sexy and I Know It"? Because that might make me actually love her.

    2. savethispatient

      Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
      but here's my website, vote for me, maybe?

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      From the available evidence, 95% of all modern cameras have this head-tilting problem. I thought is was something to do with the tiny lenses, but why would it affect mostly women? (And gay men?)

  16. banana_bread

    Sad that we seem to have slashdotted her site. I needed to make with the eye stigmata!

    1. MittBorg

      Somebody needs to buy her a shade of lipstick that doesn't make her look like a very tan zombie. When did women start wearing this weird-coloured waxy shit on their lips that makes them look like they have a pair of writhing earthworms pinned on?

          1. glasspusher

            Well, if I think I've given such a softball reference, I try to follow it with something more obscure. Did you follow?Of course, there's the plural second person “y'all”, and the plural plural second person “all y'all”Sweetie? You might have moved me up the Kinsey scale, if Daphne Zuniga circa 1990 didn't bring me back ;)

          2. MittBorg

            No. As a person of furrin extraction, I have difficulty following a lot of the cultural references that the rest of Wonketz seems to take for granted. Thank goodness for Google.

            I'm part of the Welcoming Committee of Wonketz, you know. It's my job to make sure everyone feels welcome here and gets the hugs they need.

          3. bobbert

            Just a reminder — GP was the more-or-less-official-photographer of teh SF Drinky Meetup. I have no idea why he has only 80p, but he is not a new person. Nor is Ms GP, although she may not have a nym.

          4. MittBorg

            I know, I saw the pix, and he is CUTE! I always thought Ms. GP was NakedBunny. No?

            You know I get all my thrills vicariously through the lot of you, right? I'm a gimp, and my life is books, movies, my garden, and the Wonketz. I used to hike 20 miles of a weekend, but now I can't get down my fucking stairs any more, so I stay home and hang out on the computer when I'm not reading or watching films or tormenting the cats in the garden. So GP is completely and totally safe from the likes of me, except vicariously.

      1. MittBorg

        I just wanna say, in Mindy's defense, that most Young Cons like her avoid the poor and the brownish. She might turn out to be a total asshole, but the evidence is somewhat lacking so far.

        1. bobbert

          Somewhere else I said this, but as reasonable as she seems to be, why the fuck is she a Republican?

          1. MittBorg

            Mom and Dad, no doubt. She's a little girl, she probably still lives at home, her ideas are unformed. She seems to be kinda-sorta erring on the side of social justice and fairness, so even though she's a silly little ditz, I can't find it in me to mock her. Bachmann, I can bring out the water cannons for. This one, eh. She'll grow up and learn what life is about. Hopefully, she will always speak up against things like racism and racial profiling. When I think about how my own ex-MIL had no qualms about referring to me as "that schwartze" throughout most of my life with her son, I'm grateful Mindy doesn't seem to suffer from the same "schwartzitis."

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          Urp… finally took a look at the Magenta Monstrosity. My eyes are gonna hurt for half an hour now. And not Columbia, but Touro College, so nevah mind.

        1. glasspusher

          …no use getting… into heavy petting…We saw that the night after the SF party for our 15th anniversary.Creature…of the night…

  17. SorosBot

    That has got to be the pinkest website I've ever seen; Barbie and My Little Pony have nothing on Ms. Meyer.

  18. YouBetcha

    I would not hit that. Less eye makeup, less orange tanner, less frosted lipstick. Even then, it would still be a no.

  19. Come here a minute

    No matter how hard you try, you can't make her the next Sarah Palin, because, duh, law school.

  20. Nostrildamus

    Mindy can't service my requests.
    Not enough capacity.
    Everybody off the net, she's mine!

  21. rickmaci

    IF she wins, I wanna Jewish legislator fap off. Mindy Meyer v. Debbie Wasserman Shultz, best of three falls, one of which must involve substantial quantities of mud.

  22. Blueb4sinrise

    Coincidence?

    Jerry Seinfeld is back! In the premiere of his new web series, Jerry reunites with his buddy (and "Seinfeld" co-creator) Larry David, as they return to their bank of comedy gold–discussions about nothing.

  23. Biel_ze_Bubba

    "… the vast majority are black and Latino."

    I'm sure it's not a bit more than 99%. … OK, maybe just a bit.

  24. anniegetyerfun

    Um, guys? Is there a reason we are attacking this woman over her appearance? I know, I am the one who gets pissy about that, but since I can't look at her website, I can't figure out if she calls herself "sexy" or if that's just a tag that Wonket has attached to her out of spite or something?

    I ask, because while her style might not be my personal preference, nothing she was quoted as saying seemed worthy of mockery to me.

    1. mookwrthwilson

      you really do have to see this website…. her campaign slogan is " I'm senator and I know it"

    2. el_donaldo

      Yes, it's a kind of mincing cuteness and oblivious self-entitlement carried out to the nth degree that would be amazing in any context, but is here a to-all-appearances serious run for political office.

    3. tbogg

      Candidates who model their political career after Elle Woods from Legally Blonde are not be mocked. Unless they're Marcus Bachmann.

    4. BigSkullF*ckingDog

      I'm mostly making fun of her because her website looks like a bottle of pepto bismol threw up on it.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        I'm cool with people mocking the site. I guess it's when people are like "I would not hit this in a million years" that my feminist feathers get ruffled. Like, sure, maybe she's not my type, either, but she's doesn't seem like a horrible person.

        1. BigSkullF*ckingDog

          Wait. What? Republican and NOT a horrible person? I'm gonna have to sit with that one for a while.

        2. bobbert

          Well, look, I'd hit that, except that she's old enough to be my granddaughter and is suffering from post-teen-kinda-libertarian-brainfart-syndrome.

    5. commiegirl99

      Annie, I actually tried really hard to SUPPORT her sexiness — because yeah, her website autoplays "I'm Sexy and I Know It."

      But she is our New Republican Pet, so … sure! She's sexy!

    6. Biel_ze_Bubba

      "career fairs and unemployment seminars should be more transparent"

      "In doing so, this will provide jobs…"

      Not bad by current US standards of butchering the English language, but still … how do you get through law school writing like that?

      1. MittBorg

        I will say that in my long life, I have met people who apparently actually manage to practice law without being able to speak in grammatical sentences. Which amazes me.

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          Gah. The girl's probaby a star at Touro.

          Bugs me because I used to get raked over the coals for using a semicolon in a not-quite-prescribed manner. Danged picky Jesuits…

          1. MittBorg

            I went to Catholic school myself, and it still surprises me that we all graduated with all digits intact, since the nuns were fond of remedying our insouciance towards grammatical rules with a swift arpeggio of rulers on knuckles.

            It's amazing how those tactics cement knowledge into the youthful skull.

    7. thefrontpage

      Annie: She's a moron and an idiot, pure and simple. You can't see that? You need new government and politics glasses, or contacts. She's an idiot!

      1. anniegetyerfun

        She might be a bit of a ditz, but I don't see that as a reason to suggest that she is unfuckable or to pick apart her appearance. I feel like it's one thing to go after people who are extremely hateful and who spew awful rhetoric online. It's quite another to attack a young woman's appearance because you think she's dumb. It's cowardly and stupid.So enjoy your political “view”. I'm sure it's crystal clear and gives you tons of satisfaction.

    8. thefrontpage

      Annie: You are aware that Wonkette is first and foremost….a humor site? You know this, right? Any, if not all, comments–except yours–are humor-oriented, humor-intended and, uh, about humor. No one is taking anything seriously–except you. Next time, post something funny–it's a lot more fun! None of our comments about "appearance" are meant to be taken seriously, even if we think Meyer is wearing ten coats of cheap backstage theater pancake make-up too much, and her Goth Princess eyeliner is a laugh, and her hair is ugly and her nose is waaayyy too big!*

      *Annie–that is humor. So are 99 percent of the comments at Wonkette. Including all of the comments about how ugly Meyer is.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        Oh, wow, humor. That had never dawned on me. Thank you so much for helping me understand the blatantly obvious. As I've brought up before, I don't enjoy going after idiotic but otherwise harmless people over their appearance. Want to mock the design of their website? Fine. Mock her writing, her ideas, her weird pictures taken with grumpy, chess-playing men. But I draw the line, humor-wise, at “Wow, that chick is so ugly, I would never fuck her.” Unless that person is a horrific racist or a terrible sexist or unfathomably stupid, I don't see anything funny about mocking someone's appearance. Although I don't want to hold a double-standard, it's particularly troubling when aimed at women, because that is primarily how we are told that our ideas don't matter: we are told that we are fat and/or ugly (by other women as much as men).The comments about her appearance are NOT ironic. They are snarky, but they are meant to be stinging. I accept it when we are going after crazy old racist white women who allow themselves to be filmed while complaining about how they can't say “nigger” anymore, but I DO have the right to raise an objection when I think that the target is being unfairly maligned.Also, while you may think that your example above is humor*, it's not funny.

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          I can guarantee there's not one hetero male poster here who would not "hit that." Anything to the contrary is posted for laffs.

  25. chascates

    PBS's National Business Report just reported that the U.S. spends as much on defense as the next 15 countries combined. Salon reports the one-third of Americans that own guns own a total of 300 million. Maybe we should pull our 192,248 troops out of the over 150 countries they're deployed to (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_deployments) and instead have them keep the peace here. And if we could keep the CIA, the oil companies, and our meddling politicians out of the affairs of the rest of the world we might have a more peaceful country.

        1. MosesInvests

          Oooh, yeah-my instructors in IDF tank school were hot. Nice memories 23 years later (the only nice memories from tank school, BTW).

  26. FieryLocks

    So she's graduated from Myspace to her own little political website that resembles her Myspace page? Yeah, I can see where this is going…NOWHERE. And she's rather tacky and icky actually. Nice spray on tan darling.

  27. rickmaci

    Damn but I do hate the word "Jewess". I had a parochial school teacher who often used it, always when referring to attractive popular actresses. Always had a curled lip snarl and hiss to the way she said it. Now it just makes my skin crawl, like the n-word or the epithet "wetback."

    1. anniegetyerfun

      I find it really uncomfy, too. I keep finding it in the "classics" that I am revisiting (because I honestly don't remember reading The Great Gatsby in high school), and I get skeeved out every few pages.

    2. MosesInvests

      Yeah, if our esteemed Editrix weren't a fellow RSP (Red Sea Pedestrian), I'd have taken offense.

    3. MittBorg

      I don't like it either, and want to point out that a term like that is only used for two ethnic groups: Blacks, and Jews. Negress and Jewess are most uncomely words, to me.

    4. bobbert

      You know, that has never bothered me. I'm not Jewish (or anything), but I grew up with a lot of Jews, and they all called themselves Jews, and that was about it.

      What you have made me think about, however, is that there are no Catholicesses, or Baptistesses, or Presbyterianesses, or Muslimesses. (There are actually Mormonesses, but that's a pretty small group).

      It's a tie-the-religion-to-the-ethnicity thing, isn't it?

      Fuck. It's hard to realize you're a doofus when you're 64.

    1. Jennyjen798

      Screw that! I'm going to wear pink regardless of some dipshit running for her local office. I prefer a softer pink though, it goes well with my NATURALLY tan skin. She could have at least posed for a serious picture, instead of a webcam gaze in a suit…

  28. tbogg

    Elect her if you want New York, but realize that after she is sworn in the blowjobs stop happening.

  29. zippy_w_pinhead

    Dear Mindy, a friendly piece of advice- don't hire your little brother to design your website…

  30. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    I love, love, love the photo section of her website. She's posing will all these random people and half of them looked pissed off. Is that just a New York thing, or does everyone really hate he?. The old men playing cards is the best one.

    1. MosesInvests

      The old men look like immigrants from Russia. Old people from Russia always look pissed off.

  31. User-of-Scowls

    ♩ ♪ I wish I was a Wonk-in-Meyer weiner, cause that is what I'd truly like to be..♫ ♬

  32. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    No way. I'm imaging her voice sounds just like Fran Drescher. I'll stick with Megs, thanks.

  33. Dashboard Buddha

    slightly oddly shaped mouth…?

    Really? I think she has a purt….errr, pretty mouth.

  34. pdiddycornchips

    Her lack of experience is a problem for me. I would like to offer her a position on my staff to rectify the situation.

  35. Dashboard Buddha

    Ok, joke about her appearance and OSM (oddly shaped mouth)…uncool.

    But damn…her website deserves any and all kinds of scorn that could be heaped upon it.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      I think it's all being done by Mattell – they're test-maketing the new "Candidate Barbie" line. Of the available anthropomorphic candidates, she'd be a better choice than Mitt Romney, so I expect them to go national.

  36. DrunkIrishman

    Her skin looks sticky. And not after I spunk all over her face – I mean, it looks sticky even before that.

  37. Self-Uploader

    But seriously folks…
    Her "platform" seems to consist of pandering to the blahs and Latinos with end stop and frisk (which she doesn't actually say she wants to end, only the "racially motivated" part), and then calling for school vouchers which would mostly allow the poorer Orthodox (stop snickering) to send their kids to religious day school.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      If she's figured out how to keep both the orthodox and the brownz happy, she's a fucking political genius.

  38. rimshot101

    Before I fap, I wanna see what she looks like without the photoshop face-squeegeeing.

      1. MosesInvests

        That was sort of my point, MB (Z? WLBH?). In my experience, Orthodox girls from Brooklyn don't know from good taste. And that accent? Oy! (Sounds even worse in Hebrew, believe it or not).

  39. WinterOuthouse

    Can a Jewess be a lesbian? Can a Jewess be a republican? Are these things even allowed???? Bloomberg will have something to say about this naughtiness.

  40. Geminisunmars

    Haven't I seen her somewhere before? Jersey Shore?*

    *(have never seen Jersey Shore)

  41. MonkeyMotion

    Mindy Meyer is 'sexy' like–
    -Sarah Palin is 'coherent'
    -Mitt Romney is 'human'
    -Newt Gingrich is 'smart'

    eh, you get the idea…

  42. mosjef

    That lip gloss is very popular now on hookers in Times Square. It's an Estee Lauder shade called "Princess Labia".

  43. bobbert

    Snarklessly, here's my main concern. She seems to be a quite nice person, and slightly undefined politically, but she's what, 22? Question is, why is she a Republican?

  44. bartmanvp

    If she's running for NYS Senate, why the hell is the US Capitol in the pic behind her on that Kardashianesque disaster of a website? Chuck and Kirsten better watch out.

  45. BaldarTFlagass

    I want a nasty little Jewish princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little Jewish princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little Jewish princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little Jewish princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a Yemenite hole

    I want a darling little Jewish princess
    Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little Jewish princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
    All up inside
    I just want a princess to ride
    Awright, back to the top…everybody twist

    I want a funky little Jewish princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little Jewish princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor
    (vapor-lock)

  46. thefrontpage

    Mindy Meyer is a moron, an idiot, a child still, ignorant, inexperienced–and she's not really that good-looking beneath that horrible pile of dime-store make-up and tacky dark-black hair coloring. Meyer should be home cooking up bacon, smoking some good ol' country ham, cookin' up some shrimp on the barbecue, and making venison and pig sausage in the kitchen.* That's what she should be doing!

    *–intended stereotyping, over-the-top, offensive humor. do not write bitter letters.

  47. thefrontpage

    Mindy Meyer is beautiful! She's quite attractive, really! I think she would make a great, insightful, intelligent, intellectual, qualified, experienced, knowledgeable, well-rounded, analytical, diplomatic and engaging politician, full of wordly, experienced, insightful viewpoints on all manners of politics–education, transportation, infrastructure, corrections, courts, roads, utilities, planning and zoning, health and human services, firefighting, police issues, crime issues, housing, affordable housing, agriculture, justice, labor, commerce, economy, jobs, economic development, natural resources, farming, the environment, energy, recycling, green issues, and numerous other issues! At the age of 22, we're all confident that she has a great, well-rounded, insightful viewpoint on most of these issues!

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