NIGHT OF THE LIVING BLINGEES  5:56 pm July 23, 2012

Meet And Fap To ‘Sexy,’ Conservative, Republican, Orthodox Jewess NY Senate Candidate Mindy Meyer!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Work it, girl

What can you say about 22-year-old New York Senate candidate Mindy Meyer that she has not said already? How about “rowr”! And also it is sort of adorable that Meyer’s website, which is basically a living Blingee, actually has a few issues on it as well! Like stopping “stop and frisk”! Wait, just what kind of conservative Republican is Mindy Meyer anyway? A terrible one, apparently!

Let us hear straight from the slightly oddly shaped mouth of law student Meyer herself:

Stop-and-frisk is when a police officer who is suspicious of an individual detains the person and runs his hands lightly over the suspect’s outer garments to determine if the person is carrying a concealed weapon. As long as an officer has reasonable suspicion, a stop and frisk is constitutional under the Fourth Amendment. Mindy believes that skin color does not warrant a “reasonable suspicion.” Mindy will not tolerate racially motivated stop-and-frisk. The NYPD’s stop-and-frisk practices raise serious concerns over racial profiling, illegal stops and privacy rights. The police are stopping hundreds of thousands of law abiding New Yorkers every year, and the vast majority are black and Latino.

Also? Moar afterschool programz!

No more “Hunger Games” in our District! Mindy believes that summer youth employment programs should be restored to receive the full funding that they had received in the past. In doing so, this will provide jobs during the summer months for teens and young adults who would be at home or in the streets doing nothing substantial otherwise. This will help them develop their resumes and job skills for the future. Mindy feels that career fairs and unemployment seminars should be more transparent and implemented throughout our district.

And then she poses with a bow and arrow, because she is Katniss except beautiful.

And there you have it! Wonkette has its newest pet Republican, and therefore we will agree with her that she is, er, sexy, which after all is a state of mind. [MindyMeyer]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 5:59 pm

I bet Mindy's never been stopped or frisked.

Designer_Rants July 23, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Allow me.

GemlikeFlame July 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm

That hussy is wearing a skirt above her knees and her head isn't covered. She's really asking for it… wait. Isn't that the Muslin tradition? I get those confused.

Oy vey is mir.

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Orthodox Jewish too, also.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 7:20 pm

She doesn't have to cover her head until she gets married? If I remember correctly.

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Or she can shave her head and wear a sheitel (wig). (My cousin married an Orthodox Rabbi).

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm

You remember correctly.

smokefilledroom-owl July 23, 2012 at 7:30 pm

She's obviously circumcised.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Emmis.

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 8:45 pm

a bissel.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:55 pm

(Hugs and kisses the Gem) And how is the shayne punim today?

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:39 am

Feh.

Crank_Tango July 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Well, she is kinda colored. Not sure what color that is, but it's something.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:27 pm

From the same bottle as John Boehner, obvs.

Crank_Tango July 23, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Gordon's gin?Sent from my iPhone

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Ow! That tongue is so sharp, it should be classified as a weapon.

HippieEsq July 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

By the police? Probably not. By Eyal, or Etan, or Natan, or Avi, or Ari, or Dario, or…well, you get the idea.

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:42 am

Twice by Dario, actually.

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 1:00 am

What, once if by Avi and twice if by Dario? I just hope it wasn't Dario Argento.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I'd be happy to help.

Hera Sent Me July 23, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Mindy feels that the New York State Senate is a great place to go through puberty.

BlueStateLibel July 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

From what I know of the NY State Senate, I think that's what they're all pretty much doing.

Beowoof July 23, 2012 at 8:19 pm

She will just provide fapping material for old white males.

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Somebody has to do it.

DrunkenPalmetto July 23, 2012 at 6:00 pm

You had me at Jewess. Time to makin' kosher bacon with teh jewess.

coolhandnuke July 23, 2012 at 6:00 pm

I'd Mork her.

sewollef July 24, 2012 at 7:15 am

Eww, no…

By the way, she lives in Flatbush? Really? She must run a seriously bad-taste bling store or perhaps one of those thousands of 99 cent store that seem to populate Flatbush Avenue.

She'd fit right in with those god awful looks.

Hammiepants July 23, 2012 at 6:00 pm

She looks like a spare Kardashian without the intelligence. BOOM!

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Mindy Meyer is dazzling. If she married Anthony Wiener, would she be Mindy Meyer-Wiener?
Sorry, I am bloated on Chinese food and the brain is not firing on all pistons.

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Are you back? I've (we've?) missed you.

mavenmaven July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Hooray! Remember when Laugh-In used to do that? I have, as a worthless childhood memory, the line "If Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she'd be Totie Capote" . That and the young Goldie Hawn in a bikini.

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 6:05 pm
tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:44 am
CthuNHu July 23, 2012 at 6:07 pm

And oh, the pressure/signing bonus to name their son Oscar.

chascates July 23, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Hope all are doing well.

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Yes, all is well, thanks Chas.

metamarcisf July 23, 2012 at 6:07 pm

I'll never forget when Dodger great Steve Sax named his son after teammate Orel Hersheiser.

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Hersheiser Sax is a pretty great name, I have to admit.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Beautifully fielded, madame!

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Merci, mon petit momser.

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:45 am

"Steve Sax named his son after teammate Orel Hersheiser"

Joey Buttafuoco was desolate to be left out.

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Barb, is that you? Welcome back! And please don't let any jealous haters get to you–we love you!

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Hey Callyson! I love you more.

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Wait, what the fuck happened?

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I should let Barb answer that herself–what I heard was there was some kind of conflict with another commenter. Glad she has returned, though…

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Well glad for that; Barb's one of my favorite commenters here.

JustPixelz July 23, 2012 at 6:13 pm

You're back! It was a long desolate time without your grade A snark to sustain me. But more importantly, I finally have more p-ness than you. Who's better than me? (Well, nounverb911 for one.)

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Lol, my p-ness is quite tiny, isn't it?

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Though it seems to be going up quite excitedly.

HistoriCat July 23, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Growing by leaps and bounds. At this rate, you will have sucked up all the p-ness (not like that you pervs!) in the Western Hemisphere by the end of the month.

commiegirl99 July 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm

it's still one more than mine. The fuck?

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

I'm fisting you as fast as I can, geez, whatta complainer.

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Come here, Becca. I will stroke you until it gets up like mine.

HistoriCat July 23, 2012 at 9:19 pm

You are number one in our hearts Editrix!

banana_bread July 23, 2012 at 6:15 pm

I say, your new underscore is quite attractive!

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Does my underscore my my p-ness look fat?

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 6:23 pm

No, it's quite svelte.

weejee July 23, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Is zat you?

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Hey, you are still here, WeeJee. I joined the search party for you.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Wilkommen!

I would join the others in crowing over the fact that I have a larger p-ness, but you're a GIRL! My p-ness is sposed to be more massive than your rubbin' nub!

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 6:27 pm

You're back! I was gone for 2 weeks, and heard that you had left us in my absence. Glad you've returned! How are the grandbabbies?

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Moses, where did you go for 2 weeks?
The babies are great. Mina is home and her incision is healing nicely.
I'm trying to think of something nice to do for the family who donated the needed heart with the parts that were used in the surgery.

JustPixelz July 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

For donating a heart, I'd send a gift card to Red Lobster and some flowers. For a kidney, no gift card. But that's just me.

Seriously, I remember coming to tears when you told the story of the donor and their loss, your family's gain. (That post is lost in the world of user deleted5554996.) The best thing would be to give them the knowledge that your granddaughter(?) will live big enough for two. But who can know.

And whoever saves a life, is considered to have saved an entire world.

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm

I have no laughed once in five solid days and you just made me laugh until my belly hurt.
I'm allergic to shellfish. Every time I pass Red Lobster I say, "Dead Lobster, for the seafood killer in you."

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 8:06 pm

I was in Florida with the kiddos, hanging out on the beach and swimming with dolphins. Wifi in my parents' house was down, hence no Wonketz. Missed everybody, but I was having fun.

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Sounds like fun, Moses! It's always good to see you.
Any tan lines we need to know about?

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 8:33 pm

How can you possibly have fun without wifi??

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:48 am

"I'm trying to think of something nice to do for the family who donated the needed heart "

A charitable donation in their name/in memory of the donor, perhaps to the american Heart fund or a pediatric hospital?

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Hey Barb! Glad to see you. I peed in all the corners to keep the trolls away. So that's what that smell is.

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 8:00 pm

I was wondering what that smell was. Thanks for helping!

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Barb? Is that rly you?

Smitros July 23, 2012 at 10:33 pm

You say that last sentence like it's a bad thing.

AbandonHope July 23, 2012 at 11:09 pm

This thread perfectly expresses what I've been trying to say… you have WAY more friends than loser trolls here. And frankly that has me grinning like an idiot.

Barb_ July 24, 2012 at 8:56 am

Thanks Abandon. I wish I could share half my coffee with you right now. Oh, bring doughnuts on your way. : )

user-of-towels July 24, 2012 at 11:27 am

I'm really confused by the term "troll." Lube was a troll, yes–a sock puppet to be more precise. But who else does that term apply to? Owls? Shorts? Gopherit? Mumbletypeg? Have you no sense of history at Wonkette?

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Shorts and Gopherit certainly had a fine time spreading misinformation and attempting to start some sort of a panic here. Does that qualify as "troll" behaviour? And Lube turned out to be Owls, so if Lube was a troll, I guess that makes Owls a troll. Since Gopherit was not banned, despite his nasty attacks on Wonkette itself and on several commenters, perhaps he is not a troll after all. Or perhaps nasty attacks on individual commenters doesn't quite rise to the level of trolling behaviour.

I don't want to see anyone banned. But I don't see how a community can function in a healthy, happy way when some of its number spend all their efforts in taking down others.

user-of-towels July 25, 2012 at 1:04 am

Hey, MB.

Let me start by saying that my favorite quality of yours–what makes you, in my eyes, one of the besets folks around these parts–is your support for your fellow Jive Wonkies. For all I know, your life may be in a shambles, but you're always prepared to pass out the virtual hugs. You remind me that humility and compassion are not necessary alien to an avatar, and you make me aspire to be less self-serving on this board (and I always hope that others would follow suit).

I turned 40 this weekend, had friends and family in from out of town, so I missed most of the fireworks. I've read as much as I'm willing to hunt down, so I'm not aware of what the "misinformation" is that you refer to, although I do agree that there was a lot of nonsense. However, I don't see that this nonsense was confined to just Shorts, Gopherit, and owls/Lube. I guess I find self-righteous bravado and ingratiating fawning to be every bit as cancerous to the environment as dumb comments like "So-and-so sucks," especially when the result is an echo chamber wherein valued-for-years members of Wonkette are dismissed as mere "trolls" for (admittedly very) bad behavior.

I know you've said before that you'd like no one banned, and I'm with you. I'd rather see the airing of grievences done in a more forthright and dialogic manner. But I suppose that's not my decision.

For the record, I think we can distinguish between owls–a witty, longtime commenter who inspired me to stop lurking years ago and start commenting–and Lube without worry of being duplicitous, if for no other reason than the creation of Lube was owls' own attempt to do so.

Like I said, I'm 40, now, dammit. Somehow that makes this whole conversation seem just a sliver silly.

redarmyzombie July 24, 2012 at 6:05 am

Barb! You're back!

It's been lonely around here without you, like a desolate wasteland. I was beginning to feel a sense of existential depression, kinda surreal, like a bad mushroom trip.

(Seriously though. Good to have you back.)

Barb_ July 24, 2012 at 8:56 am

Thanks!
You get up too early.

sezme July 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Glad you're back, Barb. I felt a disturbance in the continuum.

alteredimages July 24, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Welcome back indeed.

redarmyzombie July 24, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Quite the opposite, actually; I go to bed too late.

Chichikovovich July 25, 2012 at 6:26 am

There's one in particular of those Laugh-in ones (as mavenmaven mentioned) that stuck in my mind from the time I saw it. I couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 years old.

"If Kay Ballard married [astronaut] Wally Schirra, then divorced him and married him again, she'd be Kay Schirra Schirra."

CheeseBro69 July 23, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Damn, Snooki really got her shit together.
Losing all that weight and now running for higher office.
You go girlfriend!

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm

She looks like the girl my mother warned me about.

Jukesgrrl July 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Republicans love flags so much, they're making a pink, white, and purple one for special candidates. And they're replacing the American eagle with International Hello Kitty. Black helicopters on the way, but chic ones, designed by Ralph Lauren and made in China. Patriotizm, dudes and dudettes!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Great … at the next Occupy event, the guys in the black body armor and helmets pepper-spraying the citizens will be the fashion police.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Arrest this man, his hitler hair-do is making me feel ill.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Kevlar is the new black.

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm

"Wonkette has its newest pet Republican"

Your move, Meghan McCain.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

I think the only way to judge for sure is if we get topless photos of them both.

HistoriCat July 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Together, right? Just to make sure we have the same scale for both of them. Now they move towards each other …

extreme_left July 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

The easiest test is to see who can 'hold their breath' the longest.

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Meghan McCain will always be the Dark Horse State Senate Candidate of my heart.

CthuNHu July 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

"I can tell you one thing, I have no experience in corruption," said Meyer.

Miss Meyer… Are you trying to seduce me?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Well, there go my fantasies down the drain.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 7:07 pm

But she's rather naive and innocent, which I would think would be right up your fireplace!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Oh, absolutely. But that's strictly business.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Biely — that's what they ALL say. It's the squeaks between the sheets you need to pay attention to.

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

According to her theme music on her website, Miss Thing works out. You go, girl…

Limeylizzie July 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

What say she and Huma Abedin have a naked wrestling match and the winner gets to keep Jerusalem?

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

OMG, you really ARE a middle-aged man!

Limeylizzie July 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Told ya!

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:42 pm

This is the kind of forward-thinking, creative problem-solving that will help get America back on its feet!

And it's coming from a Brit, of course.

redarmyzombie July 24, 2012 at 6:08 am

Yeah, and they could do it every five years, just like democracy!

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 7:51 pm

How are you not Secretary of State?

Limeylizzie July 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Don't know, because I would be excellent, maybe you have to be a US citizen? Maybe the GOP wouldn't approve of my sexy, yet sane, solutions for Middle East peace.

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 8:12 pm

Too bad you weren't High Commissioner during the British Mandate between 1918-1948. Probably be a more peaceful place now.

gogogodzilla July 23, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Only if it goes three rounds.

rickmaci July 24, 2012 at 11:05 am

With mud.

KeepFnThatOwl July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

James Sensenbrenner can also occasionally say a compassionate thing, but it doesn't mean I want to fuck him.

Gratuitous World July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Claudia was always my 2nd least favorite Party of 5 character. FYI!!

Crank_Tango July 23, 2012 at 6:43 pm

They all sucked. Every single one of them. But Neve Campbell was crazy hot so who cares.

mavenmaven July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

RJINO!

Jukesgrrl July 23, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Mindy Meyer and the RJINOS. Kind of like her Pips.

chascates July 23, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Look, the Palestinian people deserve their own state and a halt to violence and oppression from Israel. What's her take on that?

LionHeartSoyDog July 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Exactly.
We don't need any zionist heroines.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Is it fair to lay that on her just because she's Jewish? It's kind of refreshing that there's nothing about the Middle East on her site.

Self-Uploader July 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

She is after all running for state senate. As far as I know NY State doesn't have a separate foreign policy just yet. But yeah, nice that she doesn't feel the need to pander, then again she doesn't need to.

chascates July 23, 2012 at 9:21 pm

I was thinking more of Jewish AND Conservative Republican but you're right.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 8:10 pm

True but keep this in mind, if she was born to Palestinian parents in Gaza City, that website could be grounds for her brother to legally kill her.

redarmyzombie July 24, 2012 at 6:13 am

To be fair, the same could be said for a number of zionist groups as well…

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Thank you. There are plenty of nutbag Jewish fundies who run around beating up women for showing an ankle or owning an iPod. ALL fundies of any religious stripe tend to be nutbags.

MosesInvests July 24, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Of course, those nutbag Jewish fundies are generally *anti*-Zionist. Say what you will about the assholes in the settlements (and I do), they aren't running around killing their sisters over "family honor".

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 6:05 pm

"We endorsed her," said Jerry Kassar, chairman of Brooklyn's Conservative party. "…We were very excited after we met with her…"

I'll bet…well, WTH, who am I to deny this guy a little fapping?

Preferred Customer July 23, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Websites with music that auto-run should be nuked from orbit.

chascates July 23, 2012 at 6:08 pm

At least put a pause button in a visible place. I end up cutting off the BBC world service when I click mute on my laptop.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Or videos that auto-play in ads. How is that OK? Every time I open my favorite websites, the videos are all, "Hey, good-lookin'! You searching for some young, hot pussy?"

Preferred Customer July 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm

I know, right? And the things that the ads say are annoying, too.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Well, ARE YOU?

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 8:46 pm

My initial comment was going to say “The fact that I AM is totally beside the point.” But then I was, all, “Oh, that's really fucking classy, Annie.”

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Geezus, this is the fucking Wonkets, it was just a matter of time before *some*body said it, girl. (slinks away all ashamed)

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 6:27 pm

I'm not getting music – maybe it's a benefit from Firefox, or from us overloading her server.

HogeyeGrex July 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Possibly both.

A) Flashblock is your friend.
B) I'm getting a "quicktime plugin has crashed" message which might illustrate a flaw in her cunning plan.

Upside to farking her server? She will now think she's awesomely popular and will spend up for the better server package, after which she will receive exactly 47 hits.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

I'm guessing that 47 hits is what crashed her server (her old Compaq from high school that she took out of the basement and dusted off.)

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 6:33 pm

This.

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 6:06 pm

She also intends to help our young involved in gang related activity by restructuring their lives by helping them work toward a degree.
Mindy believes that summer youth employment programs should be restored to receive the full funding that they had received in the past…

Cue the wingnuts calling her a RINO Commie in 3…2…1…

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:45 pm

Admittedly, she hasn't exactly posted any position papers on the site, but what she HAS said about her positions is SO lefty that I'm beginning to wonder: Has the IWW *really* successfully infiltrated the NY State Senate, Republican Party, and Conservative Party?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 25, 2012 at 12:35 am

This is New York City, where Zombie Trotsky would be a mainstream Republican.

MittBorg July 25, 2012 at 12:41 am

HA! Makes me wish I lived there. If only I could bear the cold and not having fresh fruit & vegetables for half the year!

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 6:07 pm

The best thing about her is like all Jewish women she likes circumcision everything 10% off.It's a bargain!And her favorite wine is"I want to go to Miami."

Goonemeritus July 23, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Well she’s no Elizabeth Warren but I will admit she is hot for a Republican.

CthuNHu July 23, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Methinks shethinks the same.

Check out her Photostream; she's striking the exact same beauty-queen-remedial-school pose in every freakin' picture.

Gentle, ingratiating smile, face full-on to the camera, eyes submissively gazing into the lens, slight head tilt, body turned most of the way to a profile, front shoulder dropped, back leg straight, front leg subtly turned and bent to accentuate the calf.

Meh. She reeks of the lamp. Color me disinterested.

Pragmatist2 July 23, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Her campaign slogan is "Mork, Not Pork."

JustPixelz July 23, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Not for nothing, but no one else is smiling in her photo stream.

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm

And she has the exact same expression on her face in every single one of those photos. Are we sure she's not really a robot?

JustPixelz July 23, 2012 at 7:25 pm

You're the expert on robots, Sorosbot.

HogeyeGrex July 23, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Au contraire. Her appreciation of Zombie-Americans seems to perk them up heartily. Also, too: cocaine is a hell of a drug. Damn.

But yeah, generally not so much. I love the chess table dudes, conspicuously not playing chess.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 25, 2012 at 12:38 am

I didn't know a T-1000 terminator could go to pot like that.
Also, the guy in the wifebeater looks especially happy to be a photo-op prop.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm

She might want to either go with a smaller-capacity purse or stop carrying her entire campaign with her everywhere, because she seems to be listing to one side in every picture. Or as Spy said years ago about celebrity lady photos, draining water out of her ear constantly.

Fairtackle July 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Possibly one leg shorter than the other?

sudsmckenzie July 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Legally Blingee

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Niiiiice.

TonytheFeline July 23, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Blingees are a perfect way to exalt a nine year-old's political ambitions.

LastGasp July 23, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Hmmm, something tells me that there will soon be a porno on the Internet called “Stop 'n Frisk." And a Mindy Meyer lookalike will probably be the star.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:12 pm

I'm so confused. A Republican that is AGAINST people of color being randomly frisked?

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:47 pm

I'm tellin' ya. That sounds like a lefty to me. Even here in very lefty CA.

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 6:13 pm

That website CANNOT be real.

"I'm Senator and I know it"?????

ETA: Did not realize it has music. (Speakers turned off on work computer.)

Jukesgrrl July 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

If you're as senator and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're a senator and you know it, clap your hands.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Is it set to "I'm Sexy and I Know It"? Because that might make me actually love her.

HogeyeGrex July 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm
sudsmckenzie July 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm

" I'm Senator, and so can You".

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 6:53 pm

WIN.

Thank you.

savethispatient July 23, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's my website, vote for me, maybe?

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Heh.

Hedley_Lamarr July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Mindy/Bristol 2020!

Jukesgrrl July 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Another trial marriage?

gullywompr July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Damn that's a lot of pink!

On her website…

FattyMattySF July 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Awwww, your love for her must have crashed her website! That's a sad

BlackRhino July 23, 2012 at 6:16 pm

That permanent tilt to her head would suggest a weak neck or a lopsided head.

smokefilledroom-owl July 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Every week she gets an adjustment so her head tilts the other way.

CthuNHu July 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

She and Romney must share a chiropractor.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 6:52 pm

From the available evidence, 95% of all modern cameras have this head-tilting problem. I thought is was something to do with the tiny lenses, but why would it affect mostly women? (And gay men?)

An_Outhouse July 23, 2012 at 9:05 pm

She has one gigantic boob.

barto July 23, 2012 at 6:18 pm

WTF kind of a burg is "Flatbush"? I like my bush tall and wild.

Maman July 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Brooklyn

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Launching pad of Rocky and The Fonz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lords_of_flatbus

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:54 am

Flatbush is the name of a store that sells panty hose.

banana_bread July 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Sad that we seem to have slashdotted her site. I needed to make with the eye stigmata!

Jukesgrrl July 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Does James "BowChikaBowWow" O'Keefe do campaign videos or only libelous take-downs?

Maman July 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Is this a joke? Or is her daddy trying to buy his princess a political career?

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Somebody needs to buy her a shade of lipstick that doesn't make her look like a very tan zombie. When did women start wearing this weird-coloured waxy shit on their lips that makes them look like they have a pair of writhing earthworms pinned on?

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 6:35 pm

It's an industrial strength hair drier and SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Of *course* we've all seen the movie!

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Then you can tell by the lines I'm reciting/that I've seen that movie too…

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:40 pm

That's what I meant, sweetie. You're ONE of "we all," you know.

PubOption July 23, 2012 at 8:05 pm

I would hope she doesn't look like Walid Jumblatt

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:51 pm

He was just the most *famous* one, yaknow.

el_donaldo July 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

I was highly disappointed in the photo gallery. Just saying.

el_donaldo July 23, 2012 at 6:27 pm

For instance, it's hard to fap to this. Or how about this?

teebob2000 July 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm

You're doing it wrong.

el_donaldo July 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Check out the undead chick on the left.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:53 pm

I just wanna say, in Mindy's defense, that most Young Cons like her avoid the poor and the brownish. She might turn out to be a total asshole, but the evidence is somewhat lacking so far.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 3:35 am

Somewhere else I said this, but as reasonable as she seems to be, why the fuck is she a Republican?

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Mom and Dad, no doubt. She's a little girl, she probably still lives at home, her ideas are unformed. She seems to be kinda-sorta erring on the side of social justice and fairness, so even though she's a silly little ditz, I can't find it in me to mock her. Bachmann, I can bring out the water cannons for. This one, eh. She'll grow up and learn what life is about. Hopefully, she will always speak up against things like racism and racial profiling. When I think about how my own ex-MIL had no qualms about referring to me as "that schwartze" throughout most of my life with her son, I'm grateful Mindy doesn't seem to suffer from the same "schwartzitis."

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 3:33 am

How do you do that? Mirrored contacts? I want that.

weejee July 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

That's a lotta magenta there. She any relation to Riff-Raff?

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

I hear she has friends in Columbia.

weejee July 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm
glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Indeed.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm

That's actually a pretty good law school. I'm impressed.

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Ah, it's in Harlem…

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 2:40 am

Morningside Heights. Bit of a diff.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 2:50 am

Urp… finally took a look at the Magenta Monstrosity. My eyes are gonna hurt for half an hour now. And not Columbia, but Touro College, so nevah mind.

commiegirl99 July 23, 2012 at 8:19 pm

I was feelin done in. Couldn't win. :(

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 8:36 pm

…no use getting… into heavy petting…We saw that the night after the SF party for our 15th anniversary.Creature…of the night…

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:41 pm

He's right here, somewhere. CRE_ature?

Tequila Mockingbird July 23, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Hot? More like hot tranny mess.

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

As opposed to tranny-ness? That you, Lettuce?

Tequila Mockingbird July 23, 2012 at 6:40 pm

It's me, indeed! Did Bunny's offer for a $1,000 blow job give it away?

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Awesome. No, she still says I'm not blowing…Can Brandt watch?

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Weren't you Lettuce Prey just MINUTES ago?

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 6:23 pm

That has got to be the pinkest website I've ever seen; Barbie and My Little Pony have nothing on Ms. Meyer.

smokefilledroom-owl July 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm

I thought "living Blingee" had to be an exaggeration however, fuck no, it is not.

YouBetcha July 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I would not hit that. Less eye makeup, less orange tanner, less frosted lipstick. Even then, it would still be a no.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:43 pm

I don't like that lipstick thingy. Dead people's lips turn that pale colour. Most unappetizing.

SayItWithWookies July 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I'm guessing she's a Fuschiardic Jew?

Come here a minute July 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm

No matter how hard you try, you can't make her the next Sarah Palin, because, duh, law school.

Nostrildamus July 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Mindy can't service my requests.
Not enough capacity.
Everybody off the net, she's mine!

montreal_bruin July 23, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Yeah, her website went down and I'm willing to reciprocate.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm

"A lifelong Flatbush…"

A close trim is now a qualification for office?

Generation[redacted] July 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Now let's hear a rebuttal from the Brazilian candidate.

User-of-Scowls July 24, 2012 at 12:09 am

I always called Flatbush Pantyhose Pussy.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 23, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Does she have a sister?

rickmaci July 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

IF she wins, I wanna Jewish legislator fap off. Mindy Meyer v. Debbie Wasserman Shultz, best of three falls, one of which must involve substantial quantities of mud.

Radiotherapy July 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

HELLO Gentile people.!!1! Creeping BackdoorTalmudic Law.

rocktonsam July 23, 2012 at 6:39 pm

if she took her clothes off I could confirm whether I seen her on youporn or not

Blueb4sinrise July 23, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Coincidence?

Jerry Seinfeld is back! In the premiere of his new web series, Jerry reunites with his buddy (and "Seinfeld" co-creator) Larry David, as they return to their bank of comedy gold–discussions about nothing.

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Srsly- what's she like beneath the makeup?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm

"… the vast majority are black and Latino."

I'm sure it's not a bit more than 99%. … OK, maybe just a bit.

ManchuCandidate July 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I'm surprised she doesn't spell Mindy with an i and a heart dotting the i.

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:59 am

Or "Myndi".

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Um, guys? Is there a reason we are attacking this woman over her appearance? I know, I am the one who gets pissy about that, but since I can't look at her website, I can't figure out if she calls herself "sexy" or if that's just a tag that Wonket has attached to her out of spite or something?

I ask, because while her style might not be my personal preference, nothing she was quoted as saying seemed worthy of mockery to me.

mookwrthwilson July 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

you really do have to see this website…. her campaign slogan is " I'm senator and I know it"

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Nobody is really poking fun, much, as they are imagining the fun of poking.

el_donaldo July 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Yes, it's a kind of mincing cuteness and oblivious self-entitlement carried out to the nth degree that would be amazing in any context, but is here a to-all-appearances serious run for political office.

fuflans July 23, 2012 at 7:45 pm

hahahhaha yeah. like that's never happened in the republican party before…

el_donaldo July 23, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Really? Just give me one … Oh. Right.

tbogg July 23, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Candidates who model their political career after Elle Woods from Legally Blonde are not be mocked. Unless they're Marcus Bachmann.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 8:00 pm

I'm mostly making fun of her because her website looks like a bottle of pepto bismol threw up on it.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm

I'm cool with people mocking the site. I guess it's when people are like "I would not hit this in a million years" that my feminist feathers get ruffled. Like, sure, maybe she's not my type, either, but she's doesn't seem like a horrible person.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Wait. What? Republican and NOT a horrible person? I'm gonna have to sit with that one for a while.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I know, I had to go lie down for a while to process it.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 3:48 am

Well, look, I'd hit that, except that she's old enough to be my granddaughter and is suffering from post-teen-kinda-libertarian-brainfart-syndrome.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Hey, Rebecca started it. She told me to fap to her forgodsake!

commiegirl99 July 23, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Annie, I actually tried really hard to SUPPORT her sexiness — because yeah, her website autoplays "I'm Sexy and I Know It."

But she is our New Republican Pet, so … sure! She's sexy!

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 8:28 pm

I just saw the site – it was down for a few hours. She's… quite something.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 11:06 pm

"career fairs and unemployment seminars should be more transparent"

"In doing so, this will provide jobs…"

Not bad by current US standards of butchering the English language, but still … how do you get through law school writing like that?

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I will say that in my long life, I have met people who apparently actually manage to practice law without being able to speak in grammatical sentences. Which amazes me.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Gah. The girl's probaby a star at Touro.

Bugs me because I used to get raked over the coals for using a semicolon in a not-quite-prescribed manner. Danged picky Jesuits…

MittBorg July 25, 2012 at 12:16 am

I went to Catholic school myself, and it still surprises me that we all graduated with all digits intact, since the nuns were fond of remedying our insouciance towards grammatical rules with a swift arpeggio of rulers on knuckles.

It's amazing how those tactics cement knowledge into the youthful skull.

thefrontpage July 24, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Annie: She's a moron and an idiot, pure and simple. You can't see that? You need new government and politics glasses, or contacts. She's an idiot!

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm

She might be a bit of a ditz, but I don't see that as a reason to suggest that she is unfuckable or to pick apart her appearance. I feel like it's one thing to go after people who are extremely hateful and who spew awful rhetoric online. It's quite another to attack a young woman's appearance because you think she's dumb. It's cowardly and stupid.So enjoy your political “view”. I'm sure it's crystal clear and gives you tons of satisfaction.

thefrontpage July 24, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Annie: You are aware that Wonkette is first and foremost….a humor site? You know this, right? Any, if not all, comments–except yours–are humor-oriented, humor-intended and, uh, about humor. No one is taking anything seriously–except you. Next time, post something funny–it's a lot more fun! None of our comments about "appearance" are meant to be taken seriously, even if we think Meyer is wearing ten coats of cheap backstage theater pancake make-up too much, and her Goth Princess eyeliner is a laugh, and her hair is ugly and her nose is waaayyy too big!*

*Annie–that is humor. So are 99 percent of the comments at Wonkette. Including all of the comments about how ugly Meyer is.

anniegetyerfun July 24, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Oh, wow, humor. That had never dawned on me. Thank you so much for helping me understand the blatantly obvious. As I've brought up before, I don't enjoy going after idiotic but otherwise harmless people over their appearance. Want to mock the design of their website? Fine. Mock her writing, her ideas, her weird pictures taken with grumpy, chess-playing men. But I draw the line, humor-wise, at “Wow, that chick is so ugly, I would never fuck her.” Unless that person is a horrific racist or a terrible sexist or unfathomably stupid, I don't see anything funny about mocking someone's appearance. Although I don't want to hold a double-standard, it's particularly troubling when aimed at women, because that is primarily how we are told that our ideas don't matter: we are told that we are fat and/or ugly (by other women as much as men).The comments about her appearance are NOT ironic. They are snarky, but they are meant to be stinging. I accept it when we are going after crazy old racist white women who allow themselves to be filmed while complaining about how they can't say “nigger” anymore, but I DO have the right to raise an objection when I think that the target is being unfairly maligned.Also, while you may think that your example above is humor*, it's not funny.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 11:38 pm

I can guarantee there's not one hetero male poster here who would not "hit that." Anything to the contrary is posted for laffs.

chascates July 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

PBS's National Business Report just reported that the U.S. spends as much on defense as the next 15 countries combined. Salon reports the one-third of Americans that own guns own a total of 300 million. Maybe we should pull our 192,248 troops out of the over 150 countries they're deployed to (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_deployments) and instead have them keep the peace here. And if we could keep the CIA, the oil companies, and our meddling politicians out of the affairs of the rest of the world we might have a more peaceful country.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm

How does this help with fapping? I'm sure it does, but math is hard.

chascates July 23, 2012 at 7:16 pm

It doesn't help but this will. Beautiful Jewish girls in MILITARY UNIFORM: http://citizensmagazine.com/TOP_50_Most_Beautiful

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

I want to emigrate, convert, and join up. What a great recruiting poster!

sudsmckenzie July 23, 2012 at 8:10 pm

bookmark, meet page.

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Oooh, yeah-my instructors in IDF tank school were hot. Nice memories 23 years later (the only nice memories from tank school, BTW).

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:30 pm

So many shayne maydelehs.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 3:52 am

OhhhhKay. Mindy needs a photo in camo with one or two friends, and we're done.

FieryLocks July 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm

So she's graduated from Myspace to her own little political website that resembles her Myspace page? Yeah, I can see where this is going…NOWHERE. And she's rather tacky and icky actually. Nice spray on tan darling.

Not_So_Much July 23, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Speaking(?) out on behalf of Orange-Americans everywhere!

va_real July 23, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Speaker Boehner? Zat you?

Barrelhse July 23, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Mindy had better hope the Alphabet Killer doesn't get loose.

rickmaci July 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Damn but I do hate the word "Jewess". I had a parochial school teacher who often used it, always when referring to attractive popular actresses. Always had a curled lip snarl and hiss to the way she said it. Now it just makes my skin crawl, like the n-word or the epithet "wetback."

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 8:16 pm

I find it really uncomfy, too. I keep finding it in the "classics" that I am revisiting (because I honestly don't remember reading The Great Gatsby in high school), and I get skeeved out every few pages.

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Yeah, if our esteemed Editrix weren't a fellow RSP (Red Sea Pedestrian), I'd have taken offense.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:27 pm

An MoT.

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Emmes.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:27 pm

I don't like it either, and want to point out that a term like that is only used for two ethnic groups: Blacks, and Jews. Negress and Jewess are most uncomely words, to me.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 4:05 am

You know, that has never bothered me. I'm not Jewish (or anything), but I grew up with a lot of Jews, and they all called themselves Jews, and that was about it.

What you have made me think about, however, is that there are no Catholicesses, or Baptistesses, or Presbyterianesses, or Muslimesses. (There are actually Mormonesses, but that's a pretty small group).

It's a tie-the-religion-to-the-ethnicity thing, isn't it?

Fuck. It's hard to realize you're a doofus when you're 64.

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

FWIW, bobbert, you don't look a DAY over 50.

valthemus July 23, 2012 at 7:28 pm

I weep for the future. And I'll never wear pink again.

Jennyjen798 July 23, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Screw that! I'm going to wear pink regardless of some dipshit running for her local office. I prefer a softer pink though, it goes well with my NATURALLY tan skin. She could have at least posed for a serious picture, instead of a webcam gaze in a suit…

tbogg July 23, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Elect her if you want New York, but realize that after she is sworn in the blowjobs stop happening.

zippy_w_pinhead July 23, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Dear Mindy, a friendly piece of advice- don't hire your little brother to design your website…

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 7:45 pm

I love, love, love the photo section of her website. She's posing will all these random people and half of them looked pissed off. Is that just a New York thing, or does everyone really hate he?. The old men playing cards is the best one.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 7:48 pm

It was blank when I looked. Did you steal them?

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Some of them looked like they were from her prom. Mebbe I broke them?

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm

The old men look like immigrants from Russia. Old people from Russia always look pissed off.

User-of-Scowls July 23, 2012 at 7:45 pm

♩ ♪ I wish I was a Wonk-in-Meyer weiner, cause that is what I'd truly like to be..♫ ♬

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2012 at 11:12 pm

I think you mean a "bonking-Meyer weiner".

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 7:46 pm

No way. I'm imaging her voice sounds just like Fran Drescher. I'll stick with Megs, thanks.

Dashboard Buddha July 23, 2012 at 8:02 pm

slightly oddly shaped mouth…?

Really? I think she has a purt….errr, pretty mouth.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Her lack of experience is a problem for me. I would like to offer her a position on my staff to rectify the situation.

Dashboard Buddha July 23, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Ok, joke about her appearance and OSM (oddly shaped mouth)…uncool.

But damn…her website deserves any and all kinds of scorn that could be heaped upon it.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 11:43 pm

I think it's all being done by Mattell – they're test-maketing the new "Candidate Barbie" line. Of the available anthropomorphic candidates, she'd be a better choice than Mitt Romney, so I expect them to go national.

MittBorg July 25, 2012 at 12:14 am

"Candidate Barbie" appears to be the teabaggers' Last Best Hope of winning the WH for EVAH.

DrunkIrishman July 23, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Her skin looks sticky. And not after I spunk all over her face – I mean, it looks sticky even before that.

Self-Uploader July 23, 2012 at 8:07 pm

But seriously folks…
Her "platform" seems to consist of pandering to the blahs and Latinos with end stop and frisk (which she doesn't actually say she wants to end, only the "racially motivated" part), and then calling for school vouchers which would mostly allow the poorer Orthodox (stop snickering) to send their kids to religious day school.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 11:45 pm

If she's figured out how to keep both the orthodox and the brownz happy, she's a fucking political genius.

rimshot101 July 23, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Before I fap, I wanna see what she looks like without the photoshop face-squeegeeing.

BlueStateLibel July 23, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Isn't sexy + conservative an oxymoron? (

Chow Yun Flat July 23, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Nice photoshop of the head shots. She looks like liquid plastic was poured over her face the the pictures taken after it hardened.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm

If I marry her, will I be a Shiksa god?

Monsieur_Grumpe July 23, 2012 at 8:23 pm

She appears to have a thing for old men.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 8:45 pm

She knows that the younger ones are less likely to vote.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 11:47 pm

In your dreams…

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 8:25 pm

Oh, shit, yo. I thought you were kidding about the Katniss thing.

TribecaMike July 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Just in time for the next season of Fox's "The Real Housewives of Carl Paladino."

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Aahh, Orthodox girls from Brooklyn-always keeping it classy.

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Ey! She's a nice girl. Not her fault she doesn't know from good taste.

MosesInvests July 24, 2012 at 5:53 pm

That was sort of my point, MB (Z? WLBH?). In my experience, Orthodox girls from Brooklyn don't know from good taste. And that accent? Oy! (Sounds even worse in Hebrew, believe it or not).

Lazy Media July 23, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Careful, Wonket. Remember the last time you fell for a Republican hottie.

WinterOuthouse July 23, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Can a Jewess be a lesbian? Can a Jewess be a republican? Are these things even allowed???? Bloomberg will have something to say about this naughtiness.

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Haven't I seen her somewhere before? Jersey Shore?*

*(have never seen Jersey Shore)

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 8:52 pm

This isn't real. There is no goddamn way that this is real.

MonkeyMotion July 23, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Mindy Meyer is 'sexy' like–
-Sarah Palin is 'coherent'
-Mitt Romney is 'human'
-Newt Gingrich is 'smart'

eh, you get the idea…

mosjef July 23, 2012 at 10:39 pm

That lip gloss is very popular now on hookers in Times Square. It's an Estee Lauder shade called "Princess Labia".

ttommyunger July 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm

Why the long face, Mindy?

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 12:57 am

I've been waiting for a traditionalist.

ttommyunger July 24, 2012 at 8:19 am

Usually the low-hanging fruit is gone by the time I check in.

Buckminster July 23, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Glad her web designer is either 13 years old or gay, gay, gay.

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:38 am

Another one with the crazy eyes.

ElPinche July 24, 2012 at 12:59 am

Behold!!! Octomom and Snooki had a baby via immaculate scissoring .

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm

El Pinche, man, your av is just CRU-EL!

ElPinche July 24, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I exploit to give back the funny. Well..I try.

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Works for me, dude.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 12:59 am

Snarklessly, here's my main concern. She seems to be a quite nice person, and slightly undefined politically, but she's what, 22? Question is, why is she a Republican?

vodkamuppet July 24, 2012 at 3:36 am

She doesn't know any better yet.

thefrontpage July 24, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Because she is a moron and an idiot. She's just a moron.

Left_Leftie July 24, 2012 at 1:07 am

I real life Elle Woods. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

DahBoner July 24, 2012 at 6:59 am

Is she circumcized?

marechanden July 24, 2012 at 9:29 am

Um. I need a shower.

No, not a cold one.

bartmanvp July 24, 2012 at 9:36 am

If she's running for NYS Senate, why the hell is the US Capitol in the pic behind her on that Kardashianesque disaster of a website? Chuck and Kirsten better watch out.

BaldarTFlagass July 24, 2012 at 9:54 am

I want a nasty little Jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top…everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

Biel_ze_Bubba July 25, 2012 at 1:50 am

I don't even have to use the Googlez to know Zappa when I see it.

Estproph July 24, 2012 at 11:00 am

Sarah Silverman's younger sister

BornInATrailer July 24, 2012 at 11:00 am

Lacey Chabertowitz makes me want to pants-plotz.

thefrontpage July 24, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Mindy Meyer is a moron, an idiot, a child still, ignorant, inexperienced–and she's not really that good-looking beneath that horrible pile of dime-store make-up and tacky dark-black hair coloring. Meyer should be home cooking up bacon, smoking some good ol' country ham, cookin' up some shrimp on the barbecue, and making venison and pig sausage in the kitchen.* That's what she should be doing!

*–intended stereotyping, over-the-top, offensive humor. do not write bitter letters.

thefrontpage July 24, 2012 at 12:12 pm

But she is a moron and an idiot.

thefrontpage July 24, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Mindy Meyer is beautiful! She's quite attractive, really! I think she would make a great, insightful, intelligent, intellectual, qualified, experienced, knowledgeable, well-rounded, analytical, diplomatic and engaging politician, full of wordly, experienced, insightful viewpoints on all manners of politics–education, transportation, infrastructure, corrections, courts, roads, utilities, planning and zoning, health and human services, firefighting, police issues, crime issues, housing, affordable housing, agriculture, justice, labor, commerce, economy, jobs, economic development, natural resources, farming, the environment, energy, recycling, green issues, and numerous other issues! At the age of 22, we're all confident that she has a great, well-rounded, insightful viewpoint on most of these issues!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 24, 2012 at 11:27 pm

You typed all of that with one hand?

nowave July 24, 2012 at 7:09 pm

You CAN make this shit up. Tell me that you did, right?

dennis1943 July 25, 2012 at 4:11 am

Shades of Legally Blond…………..sans blond………..

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

I am askert of the robot with the huge p-ness.
LOL

fuflans July 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm

wait what?!?!?! did you hit the 'p' point ceiling and have to start over like equity union points?

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Yeah, now I have the biggest p-ness around!

Well except for MittBorg I think.

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Fuflans, that's very funny, thanks!
Yep, the market crashed and I am blaming Wall Street.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

*cough*

OK, indulge me, I'm paranoid: is that RLY Barb?

Barb_ July 23, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Yes, it is REALLY me.

HistoriCat July 23, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Yep – commiegirl vouched for her in the OK NRA video comments.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Good. Because I followed you.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:35 pm

(Scritches HistoriCat's ears most fondly)

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Feeling more shayne since I've been hugged and kissed by you. And how's by you?

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Beach+dolphins+7-year-old daughter=fun.

MosesInvests July 23, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Actually, I eliminated one or two tan lines.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 9:56 pm

A bit grim in these parts. The Old-Man Kitteh has a growth on his foot. It was biopsied, there are spindle cells, but it's not clear that it's neoplastic; might be an infection. No pain, but he keeps chewing at it, so there's blood everywhere, and I am not a person who likes to have blood all over my house floors. I am distressed. And you, my love?

glasspusher July 23, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Well, if I think I've given such a softball reference, I try to follow it with something more obscure. Did you follow?Of course, there's the plural second person “y'all”, and the plural plural second person “all y'all”Sweetie? You might have moved me up the Kinsey scale, if Daphne Zuniga circa 1990 didn't bring me back ;)

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 10:41 pm

I will gladly be your petit momser, kindeleh.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 10:43 pm

No. As a person of furrin extraction, I have difficulty following a lot of the cultural references that the rest of Wonketz seems to take for granted. Thank goodness for Google.

I'm part of the Welcoming Committee of Wonketz, you know. It's my job to make sure everyone feels welcome here and gets the hugs they need.

tessiee July 24, 2012 at 12:40 am

"there are spindle cells, but it's not clear that it's neoplastic"

I had a spindle cell nevus on my shoulder; it was benign.
Hope your kitteh turns out to be OK.

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 12:59 am

Thank you. He's lived with us for 16 years. After that long, it's like family.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 3:31 am

Just a reminder — GP was the more-or-less-official-photographer of teh SF Drinky Meetup. I have no idea why he has only 80p, but he is not a new person. Nor is Ms GP, although she may not have a nym.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 6:20 am

16 is quite a lot in cat years. Hope he pulls though this.

Geminisunmars July 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm

That is a fabulous equation!

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Thank you, bobbert. You don't know how much I appreciate your kind thoughts. But at 16, it's just a matter of time. The waiting and watching is the hard part. I might have to take a week or two away from Wonketz soon. He's needing round-the-clock attention at this point.

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I know, I saw the pix, and he is CUTE! I always thought Ms. GP was NakedBunny. No?

You know I get all my thrills vicariously through the lot of you, right? I'm a gimp, and my life is books, movies, my garden, and the Wonketz. I used to hike 20 miles of a weekend, but now I can't get down my fucking stairs any more, so I stay home and hang out on the computer when I'm not reading or watching films or tormenting the cats in the garden. So GP is completely and totally safe from the likes of me, except vicariously.

redarmyzombie July 24, 2012 at 11:53 pm

They will if she marries an Arab.

MittBorg July 25, 2012 at 1:20 am

(Hugs you) Hey, Cap'n, aka User,

Just FYI I agree with everything you're saying. But *popularity* is a big thing, even in a group of very intelligent commenters. I wish I could talk to Pdog, Owls, Extem, further, just because I believe in dialogue and negotiation. But it's not my decision any more than it's yours. I just tried to keep the flames from spreading and err on the side of compassion to all. Frankly, I suspect it's not appreciated, and that's fine. I didn't do it to win any prizes. I'm sad that grown people can't resolve their issues without name-calling and invoking authority. But it is what it is, my friend. Thanks for saying some things that need to be said, but I suspect you'll find very little appreciation for this comment either.

I'm determined to hold my peace and be as good to everyone as I can be without compromising what I believe in. You will get no hostility from me. And neither will any of the others so long as they don't attack me personally. I apologize if I came across as rude to you.

Fuck it all. Happy Birthday, darling. I hope you enjoyed the hell out of your birthday. Life's too short to fuss and fight or hang out with those who do.

user-of-towels July 25, 2012 at 1:31 am

Perish the thought; I appreciate you like a motherfucker.

You are both the cat's meow and pajamas.

MittBorg July 25, 2012 at 1:35 am

This motherfucker appreciates the fuck outa you too. (SqueezeHug)

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