This Old Man By The River Has the Perfect Mitt Romney Theme Song

Here is a man who calls himself the "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" and "Co Prophet of the End Times" in front of a green screen, playing a beautiful song on his keyboard called "Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind." You should all listen to it, if you care about anything culture-related.

A little bit more about our mysterious siren here from his YouTube bio, "About Third Eagle's Prophecies and Warnings":

My title "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" came to me when I asked God who was the "Eagle" as found in Revelation 8: 13. He told me: "you are". Now, I should explain, I do not hear voices, but sometimes God gives prophecy to me by a revelation which I know comes not from my own thoughts but outside my mind. My title "Co Prophet of the End Times" means that I complete the end times prophecies of Daniel, Ezekiel, Esther, John and even of our Lord in the Olivet Discourse (Matthew 24-25).

So... parody? Yea or nay?

[ JoeMyGod via Andrew Sullivan ]