QUIET ROOMS  3:57 pm July 23, 2012

Bummed About Your 15 Percent Tax Rate, Job Creators? Have You Considered Paying ‘Zero’ Instead?

by Kris E. Benson

job creatorIt is with a heavy heart that we inform you that we have not significantly appeased our lords and masters the job creators and so they have taken to laundering their money, investing their money speech in offshore tax havens. Some of the world’s money launderers biggest banks, in fact, have been quietly helping 100,000 of our finest job creators and their families hide somewhere between $21 and $32 trillion in assets offshore in places like Switzerland and the Cayman Islands. The good news, however, is that this isn’t really anything that you people need to worry about. After all, being as you’re a Poor, you’re not as educated and wouldn’t understand that this is just how the system works, is all! These are swashbuckling captains of industry, taking such RISKS for the betterment of the economy and for us all, surely they deserve to evade avoid a little taxes here and there as repayment for their fulfilling their patriotic duty of being rich creating jobs? It’s as AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE!

Via Al Jazeera English:

Rich individuals and their families have as much as $32 trillion of hidden financial assets in offshore tax havens, representing up to $280bn in lost income tax revenues, according to research published on Sunday.

The study estimating the extent of global private financial wealth held in offshore accounts – excluding non-financial assets such as real estate, gold, yachts and racehorses – puts the sum at between $21 and $32 trillion.

This amounts to roughly the US and Japanese GDP combined. Roughly 10 million people worldwide have offshore accounts, with 100,000 people owning half of those secreted assets.

The research was carried out for pressure group Tax Justice Network, which campaigns against tax havens, by James Henry, former chief economist at consultants McKinsey & Co.

John Christensen of the Tax Justice Network told Al Jazeera that he was shocked by “the sheer scale of the figures”.

“What’s shocking is that some of the world’s biggest banks are up to their eyeballs in helping their clients evade taxes and shift their wealth offshore,” said Christensen.”We’re talking about very big, well-known brands – HSBC, Citigroup, Bank of America, UBS, Credit Suisse – some of the world’s biggest banks are involved… and they do it knowing fully well that their clients, more often than not, are evading and avoiding taxes.”

Much of this activity, Christensen added, was illegal.

Well your Wonkette is shocked, SHOCKED, to find that banks like HSBC, Bank of America, UBS, and Credit Suisse are engaging in illegal activity. So they’ve each been involved either in mortgage fraud, bond fraud, rate fixing, or securities fraud in the past two years; big deal. That could have happened to ANYONE. The big picture here is that this is all for the benefit of our social and economic superiors. It’ll trickle down eventually!

[Al Jazeera]

 

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Maman July 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm

OOOH!!! Can I pay 0% too?!

va_real July 23, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Yes- right after you've paid your taxes like the rest of us serfs…

deelzebub July 23, 2012 at 5:31 pm

As someone who once was the beneficiary of the terrible US America destroying socialism of Pell Grants, WIC, the Montgomery GI bIll, and MEDICAID, I gladly pay my tax bill. I know where some of that money goes and the world of good it can do in a person's life. In summary, fuck you, Koch-suckers and Paultards.

Nowisallthereis July 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

You can, but you will go to jail. Sorry.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Are you a billionaire?

No? Sorry — over to the 37% line you go.

memzilla July 23, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Once again, Al Jazeera reports on the terrorist criminal masterminds destroying Western civilization.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Al Qaeda takes one look at these guys and goes, "Dayum!"

kittensdontlie July 23, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Those Al J bastards are trying to foment revolution and you wonketteers are falling right for their ruse. Let's show those muslins and give the rich not 0% taxes but tax CREDITS(The poors are doing just fine and don't need them anymore.).

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 4:01 pm

If they are Job Creators, where are the JOBS?

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Where the money is, silly.

Maman July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Luxembourg.

memzilla July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

The jerbs are offshore, also, too.

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Mittens likes to talk about the jobs he created,but does not like you to know they were all in CHINA!

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm
Nowisallthereis July 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

There is an upstairs maid job open. Boot-licker is also available. How about a nice minimum wage job shoveling horse shit from Ann's stable? We also need help creating fake twitter accounts so it will seem like somebody (anybody) likes Mitt.

BerkeleyBear July 23, 2012 at 4:47 pm

But Ann never had help with her brood. Just cleaning services. And car services. And gardening services. You know, anonymous things that could be replaced (ie fired) without any consideration of the human impact.

But help? Never.

Not to sound too ridiculous, but I actually think in some ways these assholes have become less humane because of the dwindling of the servant class. Sure, the rich often treated servants shittily, but at least they had to acknowledge at some level that their leisure was aided by the efforts of actual, living breathing humans. Now, the ability to never actually interact with "the help" insulates them from even that slight glimmer of realization.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Have you ever seen Traficante De Suenos, shown here as Sleep Dealer? Made in Mexico, it's a very interesting little indie film with good production values, and it, um, addresses the same questions you do. Very enjoyable. Er, educational.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 12:19 am

Er, educational.

Does that mean there is sex?

Just curious, you know.

ph7 July 23, 2012 at 4:34 pm

I'm completing my dressage trainer certification next week, buddy. You've got to learn to pull yourself up by your Cavallo bootstraps!

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 4:47 pm

In a story in the bible. Ooops, sorry, the Bible.

SexySmurf July 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

In what I'm sure is completely unrelated news, Mittens has still not released his tax returns.

ChillBill July 23, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Also unrelated, investigators are struggling to find new leads on the ongoing international sex ring investigation.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Are you sure that's unrelated? I remember reading on the internet that there might be some connection.

Veritas78 July 23, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Didn't it have to do with smuggling in child brides, using the Olympics as a cover? That's what I heard.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

If they could store their real estate or horses in banks in tax havens, they would.

ThankYouJeebus July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Leave the Job Creators aloooooone!!! Haven't they done enough for you vultures?

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Hey, I'm a "you people," thank you very much…

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Looter!!!1!1!!1!11!!

I wish they would hurry up and go Galt.

Come here a minute July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Fortunately we don't have to see Mitt Romney's tax forms and trouble ourselves over whether his money trickled out there legally or not.

Goonemeritus July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

It's all Greek to me

sati_demise July 23, 2012 at 5:08 pm

IMF on line 1.

The_Lucky_Wife July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

When do we stop calling it capitalism and use the correct term – feudalism?

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm

It needs a catchier name: Serf's Up.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 5:22 pm

It's not even feudalism. Feudal Lords felt some responsibility.

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Noblesse oblige?

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I can feel the trickle!!!

IonaTrailer July 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm

No trickle – these days it's a mist.

The Mist Down theory of economics.

User-of-Scowls July 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Romneycare can help you with that.

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 4:27 pm
MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I am so fucking Tweeting that for the Hyatt boycott!

Nowisallthereis July 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

That is Mitts magic skivvies leaking.

sati_demise July 23, 2012 at 5:09 pm

better have a doctor check that. If you have insurance that is

Estproph July 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Maybe it would help if we invaded Switzerland and the Caymans.

Come here a minute July 23, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Maybe if they were sitting on trillions of gallons of oil deposits, instead of trillions of dollars in illegal cash deposits.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm

See, here's where I think the gun nuts and I could find common ground: we send a well-armed militia, just like it says in our Second Amendment, over to Georgetown or Geneva and start claiming our 'Mercian munnees back.

I'll gladly hold it until we can sort out how much each of us is entitled to

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I've actually met a couple of gun enthusiasts–whom I won't call gun nuts because they are more intelligent than the usual NRA types–who would be down with this plan. Now, if only they could educate the rest of the gun owners…

Crank_Tango July 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Rob them over there, so we don't have to rob them over here!

Nostrildamus July 23, 2012 at 5:05 pm

The Francs would treat us as liberators!

ChillBill July 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm

“What’s shocking is that some of the world’s biggest banks are up to their eyeballs in helping their clients evade taxes and shift their wealth offshore"

How is this "shocking" again?

va_real July 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Banks having eyeballs?

Blueb4sinrise July 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

is pipplez.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Banks are Spaghetti Monsters?

HistoriCat July 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Blasphemer!

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:18 pm

That's pretty fucking shocking. Hell, in the Gulf coast, the shrimp and fish don't have any eyeballs.

Or maybe that's where the banks done got 'em.

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Much of this activity, Christensen added, was illegal.

The fact that the banksters haven't figured out *legal* means by which to pull this crap off is pretty surprising to me. You'd think their paying customers would demand a better deal than that…

…oh what am I saying, it's not as if anyone will be held accountable, save maybe for a few low level bank sycophants. Le sigh…

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm

These offshore accounts—are they outside the 200-mile Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone?

ChillBill July 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm

But if you open an account within the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone, you get a free BJ from Nancy.

Butch_Wagstaff July 23, 2012 at 5:47 pm

That makes me actually glad I don't have enough money to hide anywhere.

FakaktaSouth July 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Obviously this is all Elizabeth Warren's fault. See where all this "consumer protection" nonsense gets you?

prommie July 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Yes, see where it gets you? It gets you unlimited Wonkette time during working hours, thats what it got me.

FakaktaSouth July 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Whatever all braggin about having a job you get to do whatever during, I hear you. I bet you pay more than 15% in taxes though, huh? I know I have loved not paying nothing in taxes from the not having one of those job-things of it all. Fuck.

prommie July 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I like paying taxes. I have paid my share and I have the right to fucking bitch about what they do with the money now.

FakaktaSouth July 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Ah yes, very well, I guess that's why I am still waiting on something to trickle down upon my dumbass. I got ya. Bitch away.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Everything OK, prommie? You're not, uh, retroactively retired, are you?

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 5:02 pm

YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS ALL HAPPENED ON OBAMA'S WATCH!!!!1

coolhandnuke July 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

As a coastal resident of the Pacific Northwest, I too have an offshore account. It's a box of yen, saki and sushi floating around from the Japanese tsunami just waiting for me to find.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Don't forget your geiger counter…

Goonemeritus July 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I’m sure they would demand boots on the ground if the Cayman Islands refused to pay out on these deposits.

FakaktaSouth July 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

I swear my first thought was, if this was somehow an anti-conservatard thing, they'd be allllll about bombing the fuck out of the Swiss already.

The_Lucky_Wife July 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

If we could get Obama to say he is for this, the cons would be against it.

FlownOver July 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I can assure you the tax on every one of those dollars has/will have had/is to were/was/haveshall/forewhen/presooning/pay-yet are/retroceipt. Romneynomics just has different verb tenses.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Is that you, Dr. Streetmentioner?

Generation[redacted] July 23, 2012 at 4:17 pm

It's so refreshing to see someone use the correct form of the future semiconditionally modified subinverted subjunctive intentional tense.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm

With a half-twist from the three meter board.

User-of-Scowls July 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Swiss banks are people too my friend.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

With eyeballs. Who knew?

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm

BP, I'm tellin' ya.

seppdecker July 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Why the hell don't the Rs just run Matthew Lesko? At least he has more dignity than Romney.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I think you may have answered your own question?

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

This would be of minimum importance to me if I had chosen the right parents. Goddammit.

Not_So_Much July 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

The $7.32 in a mason jar in my back yard is totally off the tax grid.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Fucking elitist.

Not_So_Much July 23, 2012 at 5:46 pm

That attitude is why it's buried instead of creating jerbs for ungrateful dogs like you.

outragedcitizen July 23, 2012 at 5:09 pm

You do know the IRS monitors Wonkette. You are so fucked now!

elviouslyqueer July 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Not that I would wish anything bad to happen to the good Cayman Islanders, but really, is a Cat 6 hurricane too much to ask?

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Not if it blows munnies in my direction.

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Ha ha ha ha. That'll teach 'em for not supporting Global Warming Initiatives.

Sparky McGruff July 23, 2012 at 11:09 pm

The address of the banks may be in the Caymans, but you can bet your ass that the money (and the bankers) are in London and New York City.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 6:03 am

Well, yeah, strictly speaking.

Billmatic July 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Al jazeera? I knew u guys were terists.

Jus_Wonderin July 23, 2012 at 4:14 pm

SHARK!!!!!

WhatTheHeck July 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Why, why was I not taught this in Economics class? That certain Banks and certain Countries are there to help the odd investor. Where did I go wrong?

Geminisunmars July 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Must've gone to publicly financed school.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Are you an odd investor??

No?

Then they weren't there for YOU, were they?

User-of-Scowls July 23, 2012 at 4:17 pm

What is even more sickening with these greedy bastards is their maniacal-Norquist defense of the Bush-Obama tax cuts is only over a 3-5% marginal tax rate.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:24 pm

However, in related GOOD news, Mishmash Bachmanniacal has decided that Grover Norquist is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 23, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Thank God the job creators love freedom so much that they are willing to send their precious free speech to these poor taxless countries.

Jus_Wonderin July 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Ain't it a pisser? "America! America! Sure the rest of you have to pay, but don't take my money!"

user-of-towels July 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

That's nothing. In Soviet Russia, you walk up to the window in the bank, and the teller holds up a gun and hands you a note!

Oh, wait, shit, that's here. Never mind.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Cap'n? Cap'n, is that you?

Butch_Wagstaff July 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm

When I tried to close my SunRust account last year, I felt like they were pointing a gun at me daring me to try to go ahead with it.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I'm not sure, but I bet $32 trillion would go a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng way to paying off this so-called deficit our nation is running and get us all free ball-washings (or boob washings, depending on gender)

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Two, please.

mavenmaven July 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm

It will trickle down as acid rain after the rich destroy the environment completely for profit.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Urine is acidic? Who knew!

CrunchyKnee July 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Place a few of these, erm, jerb creators heads on a few well positioned pikes in large metro areas and watch things start trickling down.

Ahhh, who am I kidding, they have their own armies as well.

Drinking is the answer! Good thing I traded my last can of hobo beans for a half bottle of blue MD20/20.

fartknocker July 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

In other happy economic news, it appears the Feds and European law enforcement are about to drop the hammer on banks setting arbitrary LIBOR values:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/23/us-bank

The real problem is the fines will be so small. We should just nationalize one or two of these big banks, tear them apart, and let these fuckers know that the accounts are filled with the investments of the working middle class. I would enjoy watching a few hundreds of these asshats enjoying the services of the US Marshals Service.

Blueb4sinrise July 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

"…..one or two of these big banks bankers, tear them apart….."

FTFY.

Fox n Fiends July 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Class Warfare is AWESOME!

ph7 July 23, 2012 at 4:36 pm

They got they money but we've got the numbers
Gonna win yeah, we're taking over. Come on!
[resumes surfin' net]

weejee July 23, 2012 at 4:26 pm

♪♫ Take the Rmoney and run ♫♪

sudsmckenzie July 23, 2012 at 4:28 pm

"You People" shouldn't even know this.

kittensdontlie July 23, 2012 at 4:47 pm

'We the People' are just getting too damn nosy for our own good. Let the rich work their magic and soon we all be Rmoneys gliding down easy street with our favorite pets strapped to our cadillac's roofs.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Well? Where are the peasants, with their pitchforks and torches?

CrunchyKnee July 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Silly person, as some guy once said, we do not have peasants in the USA, we have temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I keep forgetting that, don't I?

SoBeach July 23, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Well? Where are the peasants, with their pitchforks and torches?

They're dressed up in red, white, and blue and demanding we reduce corporate, capital gains, and estate tax rates to zero, because someone told them that will fix everything.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:07 pm

(Beats head against keyboard)

Ya coulda waited till I were drunker to tell me thart, u kno.

Boojum July 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I have a garden rake and a flashlight. Will that work?

HistoriCat July 23, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Close enough. Lead on!

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 5:07 pm

When in doubt, improvise. (wipes blood out of eyes, ties on head-kerchief)

A la lanterne!

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 6:05 am

You can put a pretty good point on the tines of a garden rake.

ElPinche July 23, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Bu bu but shouldn't job creators be allowed to launder protect their money from blahs, illegal aliens , poors, and olds taking hand outs from our socialistic communist sharia kenyan government? Oh! It's time for my salt bath!

SayItWithWookies July 23, 2012 at 4:40 pm

If these motherfuckers don't want class warfare (or at least class warfare against them) they should stop pissing regular people the fuck off.

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm

The 1% are more a threat to America than any Terror organization.They are not about creating jobs,but creating wealth for themselves,and the way they do it is by bleeding the middle class dry.Oh it's class warfare,but the average American dose not realize the enemy is at the gate,and he owns the key.

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Hey Mike! Join the party my friend.But calling them job creators is a misnomer at best.They are ,and have always been about greed.This Gordon Gekko Mitt Romney is the poster child of the 1%.

fuflans July 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm

why i do believe this really IS class warfare.

CindynEncinitas July 23, 2012 at 4:50 pm

That's alotta rum cake…
How did they get Ghost Adventurer Zak to pose for that picture? Did they tell him he could keep the money?

Blunderthing July 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Outa my way! The rich people may tip some scraps over the balcony!

Nostrildamus July 23, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Shame there's no news outlet like Al Jazeera in the US.

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm

You know who the real job creators are? People who actually fucking pay their taxes.

sati_demise July 23, 2012 at 5:14 pm

amen

Abernathy July 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm

When adding up how much money I have, I also exclude non-financial assets such as real estate, gold, yachts and racehorse. The superrich really are just like us!

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Counting all that stuff is such a pain, anyway. Who has time to keep taking those ingots out of the safe, anyway? That's why I got myself an ingot elevator, btw.

sati_demise July 23, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Just think, all this cash is in ONE building that holds over 60,000 corporations in the Caymans.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 6:06 am

No, the mailboxes are there. The cash is elsewhere.

CogitoErgoSumo July 23, 2012 at 5:18 pm

When you really thing about it, anything that trickles down on you feels kinda icky.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 5:55 pm

WONKETTE HAS LINKS TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD THROUGH AL JAZEERA!!!11!!1!

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 12:23 am

Careful, Chet, you spelled WONKETTE correctly. No one will believe you.

James Michael Curley July 23, 2012 at 5:58 pm

We're going to meed a bigger float.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 23, 2012 at 6:27 pm

We're gonna need a bigger bank. One that one won't fail.

anniegetyerfun July 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

You can store money in a racehorse? Don't they need to, I don't know, digest stuff?

AbandonHope July 23, 2012 at 6:39 pm

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Rich people are helping other rich people stay rich? And at the expense of those who are not rich?

The hell you say.

BZ1 July 23, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Anyone we might know, hiding mil-billions? (initials W.M.R., hint, hint…)

Veritas78 July 23, 2012 at 8:09 pm

If we had a REAL Attorney General instead of one who goes after whistle-blowers and pot-heads, there would be a RICO investigation of the banks and Lloyd Blankfein would have perfected his perp walk.

ttommyunger July 23, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Really? Interesting, but wait, what? Fred Willard got caught stroking his moker in a skin-flick movie house? Tell me more…..

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 24, 2012 at 1:49 am

It was tax free.

ttommyunger July 24, 2012 at 8:15 am

Typically, his response to a reporter was “The movie was boring.”

DahBoner July 24, 2012 at 10:40 am

if you’re a U.S. citizen,you’re supposed to declare any amount over $10,000

And of course, Romney has complied fully with the law, correct?

//snort

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 12:23 am

I don't remember if there was sex (which is how good the movie was; usually, I remember every sweaty second). Let's just say one doesn't so much *enjoy* the movie as *learn* from it. It deals with the growing American need for labour to do all those dirty jobs we don't want to do — but without the inconvenience of having actual real human beings to interact with. I don't want to give too much away, but if you like good film, or SF film, you'll like this.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 6:00 am

Oh, shit. You mean it's gonna make me think? Have you no pity?

MittBorg July 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Trust me on this: it's something you want to see with your partner or a friend who shares your politics. Afterwards you'll grab each other by the collar and scream "Well what about THAT scene? You're forgetting about THAT!" while your fellow movie-goers back away slowly.

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