MORE OR LESS  1:45 pm July 23, 2012

Obama Campaign To Sell Massive Amount of Drugs at ‘The Wire’ Fundraiser

by Jim Newell

O'Malley '16!Everyone likes The Wire! You like it, the critics like it, and all white people really just can’t get enough of it. President Obama has called it his favorite show. Well shucks, why not just throw a The Wire-themed fundraiser… on Martha’s Vineyard, with a $500 minimum contribution, keeping with the show’s spirit. Obama won’t be there personally, traipsing about the Vineyard eating cilantro lime shrimp butts with a criminal syndicate, from television. Optics, man. But what about show creator David Simon, who simply does not care for the way that Democrats have kept the War on Drugs going?

Here’s the announcement from the Sunlight Foundation:

The Obama campaign’s celebrity fundraisers never cease to amaze: On Aug. 15, in Martha’s Vineyard, the cast of the gritty TV series, “The Wire” will be in attendance at one of them, according to a invitation obtained by Party Time.

The event will be held at the home of Judy and Ron Davenport. There are few clues as to which of the numerous actors on “The Wire” will be in attendance.

The cost of the event ranges form $500 to $2,500 a person. While President Obama is on record stating The Wire is his favorite TV show, he is not scheduled to be at the event.

We’d always thought of this love as an awkward thing, given David Simon’s antagonism towards the administration’s handling of the War on Drugs (short version: the Obama administration has continued it):

When David Simon, creator of HBO’s late dramatic crime series “The Wire,” heard that Attorney General Eric Holder wanted to see the series return for a sixth season, he offered the nation’s top prosecutor a deal.

He’ll start working on a sequel season, Simon responded in an email to the Times of London, “if the Department of Justice is equally ready to reconsider and address its continuing prosecution of our misguided, destructive and dehumanizing drug prohibition.”

[Sunlight Foundation]

 

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Goonemeritus July 23, 2012 at 1:47 pm

I'm in!

Edit- Went back and read more than just the title of the post, I’m out.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Brian Ross? That you?

Goonemeritus July 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Hey being fast is almost as good as being right.

Designer_Rants July 23, 2012 at 5:14 pm

CNN & Fox News?

fartknocker July 23, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Sh-e-e-i-t!

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Is "The Wire" about Mitt's missing USB cable?

BoatOfVelociraptors July 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm
AbandonHope July 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

He wishes he were that advanced. Mitt operates entirely on IEEE-488.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Dood is blackmailing Eric Holder by threatening to withhold his teevee crack?

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm

"Everyone likes The Wire! You like it, the critics like it, and all white people really just can’t get enough of it."

But does Rebecca like it?

Lascauxcaveman July 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Almost as much as the show about Aaaron Soorkin's newsroom buddies!

prommie July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

She'll hate it if it treats women as sex objects, thats for sure.

homotownrecords July 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

this is rebecca's little brother, john. no, she doesn't like it because she hasn't seen it yet. i, however, love it so much, just like a white person should. i really got into it about a month ago. i even sampled bunk for one of my songs.

since then, i've started deadwood. it too is great!

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Drug Wars In a Galaxy far far away?

sbj1964 July 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm

It's a trilogy: A new Dope,Revenge of the Tokker,and The Return of the boggarter.

PuckStopsHere July 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Fuckin' boggarters.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Wake me up when the do a fundraiser with the cast of Gilligan’s Island.

Mumbletypeg July 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm

traipsing about the Vineyard eating cilantro lime shrimp

Until you've had a cilantro-lime martini, Mr. President, you really haven't lived.

#justsayin

prommie July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Cilantro-lime-thai pepper tomato essence martini, please!

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 2:19 pm

To make the cilantro-infusion put 6 oz. (4 shots, makes four martinis) of your favorite vodka (or gin if you prefer)

MARTINI LIBEL!!!

Taj_Mahalo July 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Setting aside the vodka-vs.-gin thing (vodka martinis are an abomination unto the Cocktail Gods, but I'm not sure cilantro-infused gin would be an improvement), who on Earth puts "a shot" of gin (or vodka, if you're into that kind of thing (you depraved heathen)) into a martini? If you like vermouth (that is, if you like a martini rather than gin neat with an olive (not that there's anything wrong with that (unless you're drinking vodka straight with an olive, which … no, just don't))), 3 shots of gin to one of vermouth. If not, then four shots of gin and a splash of vermouth. Either way, that's a martini. A single shot? How's a man supposed to get his buzz on off a shot of gin?

Sometimes I weep for my nation.

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 3:05 pm

It's true; the entire point of gin is that it's already infused with all the herbal goodness it needs.

johnnyzhivago July 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I wonder what Mitt's favorite TV show is?

I almost never watch TV but Mrs. Zhivago and the kids were away on the weekend so I sat down and surfed from channel 2 to channel 1488 – I think there were about 600 actual channels. It took about 45 minutes, but I didn't see a single thing I was ready to waste more than 10 seconds watching.

nounverb911 July 23, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Mr. Ed?

johnnyzhivago July 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

No, but I did manage to watch Pyros on the Weather Channel for about 2 minutes. I mean this is not even REMOTELY connected to weather!

va_real July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The way he says 'Willlburrr" DOES sound a little like 'Willllarrrd'…

Jus_Wonderin July 23, 2012 at 1:55 pm

"I wonder what Mitt's favorite TV show is?"

Can't Mitt just go into standby mode and watch his screensaver?

Harrison Wintergreen July 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

This is why I don't have cable. I can't see any meaningful difference between "six channels of 'nothing good on TV' " and "600 channels of 'nothing good on TV' ".

UnholyMoses July 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

We have cable thanks to two words:

Science. Channel.

Unlike the History channel, which has no history, or the Learning Channel, from which one learns nothing, or Music television, which doesn't seem to play music, they have actual Sciencey stuff on quite often.

Harrison Wintergreen July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Meh. If something is really worth watching it's bound to be on Netflix sooner or later. Anyway, I rarely sit down to watch a TV show these days. It's usually on as background, and reruns of Green Acres or Bob Newhart work as well as anything else for that.

UnholyMoses July 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

We went without cable for years, but got it back a few years ago.

While not worth what we pay, it's been great for our autistic son — he LOVES anything dealing with science or animals, and things like The Universe and Monster Bug Wars have taught him quite a bit. (Not sure how many other 7-year-olds can tell you what Hawking Radiation is.) And we wouldn't have known they even existed without cable.

So there is that.

Well, and I'm a racing junkie, so getting to see F1 (DRS and other changes have made it more watchable) and the Grand Am series is quite nice.

JustPixelz July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

The content of MTV is summarized in its first two letters; MT.

eggsacklywright July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Anything with Christopher Moroni in it.

TootsStansbury July 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Lawrence Welk.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

PORN?!?!?!?!

shelwood46 July 23, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Small Wonder. He likes to think about what it would be like to have a daughter.

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Put me down for an eight-ball of Bolivian marching powder.

Mumbletypeg July 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

The "tiny Bolivian soldiers…They need to be fed!"

weejee July 23, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Needz cablez, Mrs. weejee and I are out

Lascauxcaveman July 23, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Ah, the Magic of Netflix. I've got season one The Wire queued up after I get through all of BSG and Murdock Mysteries.

There's always something good on my teevee.

Schmannnity July 23, 2012 at 1:54 pm

At this point in his administration, I would have thought Obama's favorite show was Curb Your Enthusiasm.

ingloriousbytch July 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I'd rather just send Omar to the next Romney fundraiser.

sudsmckenzie July 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

pfft $500 will barely get you a bag of that sweet UpIsland cush.

CrunchyKnee July 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I bet they'll have way better blow there than I can get on the streets in Denver.

Guppy July 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

"Blow" and "Denver" together in the same sentence makes me think of America's Mayor.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I find that if I do enough drugs, I don't care about the war on drugs.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Strangely enough, the same holds for women.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

If you do enough women, you don't care about the war on women?

I would have thought just the opposite but I'm a silly liberal.

Lascauxcaveman July 23, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Back when I was doing enough enough women, I didn't care about anything.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Waitaminute, is that the unctuous, whore-mongering noble from Game Of Thrones in that picture?! Why is he wearing a suit and standing at a microphone, instead of arranging three mediaeval wenches in a sex pyramid while intriguing over the Iron Throne?

AbandonHope July 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

You know, I'd heard I had to watch this show before. Now I'm certain.

viennawoods13 July 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

I've never watched The Wire, but if he's actually an American, that would explain why his terrible accent on GoT drives me nuts, and not in a good way. But since he's a bad guy, that's ok.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Yes, the Bayless Family is full of celebrities: Rick Bayless, Mexican Restaurateur; Skip Bayless, ESPN Sportscaster; and Peter Bayless, Royal Whoremonger.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 5:41 am

Gah, Skip Bayless.

shelwood46 July 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

He's Irish. (And his imdb photo is adorable.)

Gratuitous World July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

"There are few clues as to which of the numerous actors on “The Wire” will be in attendance."

Omar comin

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

So will there be jail-type butt sechs at this function?

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm

They aren't calling it a "Meat and Greet" for nothing!

shelwood46 July 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

That's the Oz fundraiser. Christopher Meloni will be there! Naked!

Crank_Tango July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Yeah, well get this: Nobama is gonna be in Oakland today, and yesterday I found out my car had been stolen on Saturday night. I mean I'm not a racist but, the coincidence is just a little bit too much to ignore.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Damn time machine.

Crank_Tango July 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Well all I know is that dude is half white, and like all white guys, he probably loves himself some asian girls and wanted a sweet vintage honda civic to impress the ladies of san leandro. I dunno about his alibi, but whatever.

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Too bad your car was not armed and ready to defend itself–it should have fought back!

(Seriously, though, sorry to hear about the car. Good luck with things.)

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Yes, if you're going to leave your car out on the street, at the very least you ought to get it a carry permit.

va_real July 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Darrell Issa agrees.

WhatTheHeck July 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Dood, in Oakland, even if you had a Pontiac Aztec, that would have been gone in 60 seconds.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Oh come on! NO ONE could be that desperate!

Designer_Rants July 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm

I think a good writer could write a 500 page book on how the Aztec started on a designer's table, and how it somehow got approval every step of the way to be offered at dealerships. No one balked and said "I'm not gonna make that." I would read it.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Are you sure you didn't misplace it? It'll turn up hopefully. It's always the last place you look.

bobbert July 23, 2012 at 11:47 pm

Seriously (momentito), that sucks. Even if you have insurance, it's still a pain in the ass.

actor212 July 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The Wire? Is that like the precursor to the Newsroom?

Mumbletypeg July 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Season 5 had its Newsroom-flavored setting, you could say?

It stands alone as a series, for this era anyway; but I can see it not being for everyone.

SorosBot July 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Speak for yourself; I've never seen The Wire, and have no desire to as everyone who tells me I need to see it comes off just like they're telling me to read Dianetics and get and E-Meter reading.

b[redact]opple July 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm

You should resist. Some idiot friend of mine kept poking my chest and yelling at me about how I HAVE TO WATCH IT, and he made me borrow (heh) his entire box set, and I hated it. The dialogue is ridiculous, the characters' motives never make any sense, and it's just… I don't know, bad.

I might be a middle-brow honkie, but I liked Homicide a hell of a lot more.

Billmatic July 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

lol are you from hilarious alternate dimension or did you just decide you were going to hate it from the start so you say a bunch of insulting things about the wire that nobody else says anywhere, ever

bring back downfists.

b[redact]opple July 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm

I tried to like it, I really did! Maybe it was too subtle for me, I don't know.

Maman July 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Homicide was genius and about as gritty as I needed to see Baltimore.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Yaphet Koto as an Italian was silly and unbelievable. Casting a real Italian/Black Man, Giancarlo Esposito, as his son only made the whole conceit more ridiculous. Otherwise the show was good.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm

I haven't seen it either but that's because I limit my viewing to baseball, soft porn and Mexican midget wrestling.

kittensdontlie July 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I'm sorry but from the tone of your comment, an E-meter reading would be advisable. The electro-shiock could only help to clear your mind of this Wire nonsense.

SayItWithWookies July 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

If 2,000 dealers each employed five people, our economic problems would be over.

Jus_Wonderin July 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

I could only work parttime though.

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Hey, Martha's Vineyard! Doesn't that lie within the friendly confines of the Ronald W Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone!?!

Billmatic July 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Hopefully they'll get McNulty & the Bunk shithoused for entertainment.

DustBowlBlues July 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

That's McNutty to you, mister.

coolhandnuke July 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Wouldn't any urban housing tenement in Baltimore be a more realistic place for Simon to host his party and showcase just how successful the war on drugs has been.
But Martha's Vineyard will work in a pinch.

User-of-Scowls July 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Say what you will about the War on Drugs, but it was the O.G. Endless War.

bobbert July 23, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Damn right. The War on Poverty changed into the War on Poor People a lot later.

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

"Everyone likes The Wire! You like it, the critics like it, and all white people really just can’t get enough of it."

The hell you say! Real "Mercan's don't like it when the brown people are central characters and the plot themes are morally ambiguous. We prefer our TV with more dancing celebrities.

UnholyMoses July 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

I'd rather spend $500 on a bag of some mind-blowing chronic.

But I have neither $500 nor a connection, which is fucked up since I keep losing weight — down to 142 lbs, goddammit — instead of gaining it like I'm supposed to be doing … which is kinda hard with the gastroparesis (Google it) I got from taking the PERFECTLY LEGAL narcotic painkillers for … ohdearlord, 9 years now.

So, yeah. Fuck Holder, fuck the DEA, and fuck Obama for not telling his goons to back the fuck off and let the people decide.

/rant

Estproph July 23, 2012 at 2:03 pm

"Everyone likes The Wire! You like it, the critics like it, and all white people really just can’t get enough of it. President Obama has called it his favorite show."

Well waddya know? He's white after all!

Allmighty_Manos July 23, 2012 at 2:03 pm

He’ll start working on a sequel season, Simon responded in an email to the Times of London, “if the Department of Justice is equally ready to reconsider and address its continuing prosecution of our misguided, destructive and dehumanizing drug prohibition.”

That's how we ended up with Treme instead.

BlueStateLibel July 23, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Yes, how *DARE* actors and actresses participate in the political process! They should be banned from voting and giving political contributions, who do these Hollyweird people think they are?!

Fraudulently_Joe July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Corporations?

prommie July 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Next thing you know he'll be taking money from gun-banners, death-penalty deniers, scientists, and atheists. Even pointy-headed intellectuals and commie socialists! Artists, intellectuals, authors, scientists, what has happened to this country that these are the bad guys? I done told you what, just this morning, this is a war between barbarism and culture, between civilization and savagery. Really, I mean, fucking really. Yes, I am elitist, I like nice things! I like learning and art and poetry, so shoot me, I am a cultural elite, and thats a good fucking thing. I like me my fancy things!

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I get it but let's be honest. We'd be better off giving the $500 to Tom Friedman's cabby.
He has as much influence as anyone likely to attend this shindig and unlike Hopey, the cabby might actually give a shit what we think.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 2:49 pm

There you go! Rounding into form!

pdiddycornchips July 23, 2012 at 2:55 pm

A tiger never changes his spots.

Chet Kincaid July 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Nobody even talks about "The Shield" anymore. That show kicked ass! "Breaking Bad" is like a slow-burning version of the "The Shield."

emmelemm July 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I loved that show, man.

Biff July 23, 2012 at 8:17 pm

A friend of mine, Repo Thomas, had a recurring role in The Shield. I never got to see it, beeing a non-TeeVee-having Amercian at the time. Maybe I need to rent it…

Callyson July 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

OK, how about a compromise: instead of fighting a war on drugs, how about fighting a war on those who make people want to take drugs? You can start with the crooks on Wall Street and Capital Hill…

Oblios_Cap July 23, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Save some gernades for the Rating Agencies, too.

prommie July 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I have to just step up on this box here, hmm, it says "soap" on it, thats funny. Listen y'all, this should be the Wonkette book club book of the week: http://www.amazon.com/Anti-Intellectualism-Americ

Written 50 some years ago, this classic will explain to you that the history of anti-intellectualism in America, the most anti-intellectual of all the first world countries, is the history of American fundamentalist christianity. Fucking frightening.

JustPixelz July 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I read his 1965 essay "The Paranoid Style in American Politics", described here Nothing has changed on the right.

LastGasp July 23, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Yes but, "Anti-Intellectualism in American Life" is 432 pages long. Do you really expect anyone to read a book with that many pages?

Oh, did I just reinforce the point you were trying to make?

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I am not reading that unless someone gets tied up and sexed by chapter two.

Blueb4sinrise July 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

R.H. corrupted a couple generations of History students.
Myself included. Went to school a couple years after he died, but was still required reading.

James Michael Curley July 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I read that forty some years ago. Pittsburgh, college seminar material. Are you me?

prommie July 23, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Probably not far off. You are OLD, though. Lemme tell you about my time at Eagleton.

orygoon July 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Whatever it takes.

barto July 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Those Hollywood types do love their blow, don't they? They'll even hold our teevee for ransom to get it….

Come here a minute July 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

In response, the Department of Justice requested that HBO reconsider and address its continuing misguided, destructive and dehumanizing "The Newsroom".

DustBowlBlues July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Quick–end the war on drugs pronto. Maybe we can sacrifice a pile of tofu to Simon? Adopt a dozen black foster kids? Whatever–CALL SIMON'S BLUFF AND GET SEASON 6.

For wireheads, the missing season would deal with the legal system, especially the lawyers.

Everyone praises The Wire as the best drama of it's time (and most any other time) and it featured a cast largely comprised of african-americans, yet it never won an Emmy. Oh- the second part of that sentence perhaps is part of the reason.

It's like Arrested Development. My fave comedy of all time, and it never won anything, either–including ratings, though now so many people love it and want it back that you'd think it had a Gilligan's Island length run.

sezme July 23, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Gilligan's island: 3 seasons. In the proposed, 4th season, the Gilligan was going to marry Ginger, enslave the Howells, and eat the skipper. But LBJ wouldn't end the war in Vietnam, so Sherwood Schwartz refused to produce it.

bobbert July 23, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Yeah, timing is everything.

YouBetcha July 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I'll take one of the red ones, two of the little green ones, and as many as you got of the white ones. To whom should I make out the check?

sezme July 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Don't lose faith, David Simon! I've got a pretty good feeling Obama is going to decriminalize pot in his third term.

Blueb4sinrise July 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Mumbletypeg July 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

May be just me, but the image from the earlier thread about AZ's local walking carcinogen Russell Pearce, struck a resemblance at first glance to The Wire's Rawls..

BaldarTFlagass July 23, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I really need to start watching television again, obviously.

Self-Uploader July 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Clearly what's needed at this point is for someone to ask Joe Biden to give his view on decriminalization, thus forcing the President's hand.

Doktor Zoom July 23, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Hamsterdam Lives!

fuflans July 23, 2012 at 2:54 pm

it's tv guide day here on the wonkettes.

bobbert July 24, 2012 at 5:43 am

It's got me confused, but that's no great trick.

MistaEko July 23, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Loving everything about the show except its call to action.

Despite a lucrative offer to appear with his trademark duster and shotgun, Michael K. Williams has turned down his invitation, stating "A man gotta have a code."

chascates July 23, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Shit, if Obama would just legalize pot he'd get most of the libertarians, a lot of the independents, and some of the Republicans.

TribecaMike July 23, 2012 at 5:25 pm

The episode where the Skipper pimped out Mrs. Howell was a gem.

Doktor Zoom July 23, 2012 at 9:44 pm

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Thedongsofwar July 23, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Whoa, get out of my head Obama.

thefrontpage July 23, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Yes, it's great political strategy to stop battling drug dealers, and just let everyone kill everyone else, just let everyone toke and smoke to their hearts' content, and just let everyone on earth walk around stoned on horribly spiked, dangerous drugs. And let the drug dealers just kill each other! And let kids buy drugs at elementary schools! And let drug dealers sell drugs on your streets! And let people toke up at work! And let people operate heavy machinery while high! Yes, stop the war on drugs! That's just great public policy! Let everyone get stoned! Let the dealers kill everybody! That's a great strategy!

ttommyunger July 23, 2012 at 11:03 pm

I am obviously doing something wrong. I am fucking retired and I don't have time to watch teevee shows.

Harrison Wintergreen July 23, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Well, of COURSE if I had children at home I would have cable. I think it's considered child abuse in most jurisdictions if you don't provide your kids with Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network and the Disney Channel.

(and I do miss Adult Swim …)

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