MOMMY BLOGGING  12:56 pm July 20, 2012

World’s Best Mom Bristol Palin In Giggle Fit While Angel Baby Tripp Calls Her Homosexual Slur: UPDATED!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

What could it be? What homosexual slur did perfect angel Tripp call his mama on the latest episode of “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” which goddamnit we again forgot to watch? UPDATED BELOW!

“Faggot.” He called her a “faggot.” And while Bristol’s giggles are correctly seen as shock, not mirth, one does wonder where the baby picked up the word.

We don’t think it was from Bristol, who regularly uses the far classier “homosexual” when confronting homosexuals. (Your Editrix, by accident, happened just last night to be at the Sunset Boulevard fake cowboy bar where that delightful confrontation took place! It was terribly exciting except not really.)

We figure classy Gino for the perpetrator, but we’ll just assume it’s Grandma Sarah. She seems like the kind of person who wouldn’t call somebody a fag jokingly, for, say, ordering a glass of white wine, but rather would say “faggot” all spitty-like, and really really mean it.

It would be irresponsible not to blame her right now.

IMPORTANT UPDATE! Thanks to eagle-eyed commenter “worrytron,” we now know: It was totally Willow.

UPDATE AGAIN! We thought we’d leave that previous spoof Facebook post up, because we were kind of lazy and didn’t really care, but here is the real, actual Facebook post of Willow calling people faggots. Journalism!

 

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{ 245 comments }

worrytron July 20, 2012 at 12:58 pm

I could think of a few more appropriate words….

worrytron July 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm
elviouslyqueer July 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Wow. That's like reading a David Mamet play, only with more meth. Much, much more meth.

starfanglednut July 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Wow! Willow is even nastier than the rest of them.

worrytron July 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I should note at this point that that is not a real screenshot. If only. But i think it captures the essence nicely….

thedeathofirony July 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I fear that's fake but hope beyond hope it's real

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

ZOMG. So was that Daddy Todd commenting that last comment?>

Because lemme tellya I swear like a motherfucker, but if that was my kid? They'd be sitting on a hemorrhoid cushion for a month after THAT outburst. That Willow has a mouth like some low-class truck-stop whore.

redarmyzombie July 22, 2012 at 6:00 am

Uh, MittBorg? I think there's a reason for that; she IS a Palin, after all…

MittBorg July 22, 2012 at 11:29 am

It's easy to forget.

I lie. It isn't. But it sure is easy to be surprised. Repeatedly.

Fare la Volpe July 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. Ever.

"I want to make your face pregnant with my dick."
"…say 1 more word I will hold you down and power fuck your shit wrinkle until it flips inside out."
"I will fucking hollow out your dumbass brother and wear him like a suit of armor while I fuck you into pieces."

I don't care if this is fake; every part of it is poetry. This has made my day / week / year / millennium.

worrytron July 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Then i have a gift for you!!

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 6:57 pm

What, no love for "block jawed fuck tyrant"?

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Yes, but do you know how hard it is to teach a four year old to say "Used up fame whore"?

worrytron July 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

So worth it, though.

freakishlywrong July 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Hmmm..I've never "forgotten" to watch, I "fucking refuse" to watch.

WhiteyMcFlyover July 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Ah, the sweet, smug feeling of not having cable.

freakishlywrong July 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Oh, I've got cable. It just is never tuned that bullshit. I'd watch Toddlers in Tiaras before I'd watch a Palin.

sullivanst July 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm

"Which show about child abuse would you rather watch?"

kittensdontlie July 20, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I hear alot of protesting, so he is pretty much hooked on watching now…

Lascauxcaveman July 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

I keep forgetting Brisdul even has a teevee show.

Dearest Wonkette, would that you would stop reminding me.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Teh Editrix is a Harsh Mistress.

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 6:58 pm

As am I.
*whip cracking sound effect*
*wh-kssshhh!*

MittBorg July 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Girl, this IS the Wonketz. My fellow-pervs heah are gonna be beating your door down wanting one too.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

You and America, freakishly, you and America. Perhaps we are a great country after all.

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Tripp Palin: Future Theatre-Shooter-Upper

Gratuitous World July 20, 2012 at 1:00 pm

just when the gay community was starting to warm up to the Palins. what a shame.

worrytron July 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Piper is their last hope. She's the next Michelle Rodriguez.

poorgradstudent July 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Seriously, it could have happened. If the Palins aren't like the villains of a John Waters movie I don't know who is.

Now I have this glorious image of Sarah Palin screaming, "Now we're the filthiest people alive!"

lunchbox360 July 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm

"Make sure you are dressed like what you truly are….Trash!" – Queen Carlotta

Chill_Bill July 20, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Poor Tripp. "Faggot" and "Jesus" are probably the first two words he learned.

Gratuitous World July 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm

i'm impressed it was 2 syllables.

elviouslyqueer July 20, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I bet "Bartles" and "Jaymes" were the next two.

Allmighty_Manos July 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm

to be followed by "huffing" and "meth"

LionHeartSoyDog July 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

"God is watching your wine coolers."

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Please don't hold it against me, but it's taken me till fucking NOW to realize your av really IS Mittens in a Bane mask.

Chill_Bill July 20, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Glad that somebody FINALLY noticed! (self-esteem restored).

Jus_Wonderin July 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I'd teach him CUNT just for fun, but he probably knows that already from listening to his father.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

And his grandfather.

PlanetWingNut July 23, 2012 at 10:36 am

And John McCain.

MittBorg July 23, 2012 at 1:44 pm

True.

freakishlywrong July 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I dunno. Levi strikes as someone who is a/would say "faggot".

noodlesalad July 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Put the kid to bed so these two girls can get it on, already. Isn't that what's happening here?

PS – It's almost like single D-list celebrity teenagers make bad parents.

738838 July 20, 2012 at 2:05 pm

If they move to Massachusetts they could get married. Except for the incest bit. Otherwise such a happy couple.

noodlesalad July 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Is that one of the other Palins? I can't keep 'em straight. Neither can they, I suspect.

frostbitefalls July 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Today might be a good day to pull the covers over my head and go back to sleep.

MacRaith July 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

How is that different from any other day?

Oh. Never mind. (pulls covers over head)

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Mrrft? (pulls covers BACK over head)

HistoriCat July 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm

You are just asking to be stepped on. Now if I put all my weight on one paw right … there!

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 7:01 pm

During the day, people's feet are feet; but once they get under the covers, their feet magically turn into Bed Mice [tm], and must be pounced upon.
But since you're a cat, you probably already know this.

MittBorg July 21, 2012 at 12:46 pm

My life isn't hard enough, with daily butt-licking going on right next to my ear, followed by nightly nose-licking right in my face?

Cats. They have no mercy. NONE.

SexySmurf July 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

At least he didn't call her a retard.

Chill_Bill July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

He saves that one for grandma. Smart kid.

(Or his brother? The Legend of Stueff lives on…)

SayItWithWookies July 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Try uncle. I know it's hard to keep track when so many of these people are their own cousins, but Trig really is Tripp's uncle.

OurHoboSenator July 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

That's what they WANT you to believe

lunchbox360 July 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I see we can use the starts with R and ends with etard word again. I was recently threatened with death by the catwomany person for using it.

LionHeartSoyDog July 20, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Death by Catwoman wouldn't necessarily be a bad way to go.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm

So how much you pay Editrix not to jump all over your ass for using that word? Because every time I fuckin' try to use it, the admin eats my reply for up to four hours.

johnnyzhivago July 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

So adorable!!!

Kids DO say the darndest things!!!! But "whore" or "slut" would have been more appropriate.

Native_of_SL_UT July 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

When my kid was little, he didn't even know any of these kinds of words, but he did crack us up once by saying he wanted to make license plates when he got big.

viennawoods13 July 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I confess, my son when 2 knew the word "fuck". He thought it meant spill or mishap. I blame his father.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

My favourite girl learned to say "fuck" from me. At the age of two. Fortunately, she was an adorable and amiable child and was quickly persuaded to stop using it forever (thankyewjebus).

viennawoods13 July 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I still remember him tugging at my skirt saying "Fuck, Mommy, fuck!" pointing at the milk he spilled. Try not to laugh at that! He then ceased to use potty words as a child, but he does swear a blue streak as a young adult.

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 7:05 pm

A friend of a friend had a toddler who was learning words, and tried out "buck", "duck", etc. When he got to the word "fuck", although he clearly had no idea what it meant, he noticed that the grownups suddenly started making a big fuss and paying attention to him. He still doesn't know what "fuck" means (I don't think), but he now knows how to get a LOT of attention from the grown-ups.

MittBorg July 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Smart kid. I see a future for him in politics.

Dr_Zoidberg July 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

The Palins truly are the white-trash royalty of America.

Sorry…'Murrica'.

Jus_Wonderin July 20, 2012 at 1:08 pm

And there are sooo many connies that would defend them. I guess that means the "party of values" has none. We all knew that though.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

I thought it was "Amercia."

Callyson July 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Valley Ho–the perfect hotel for this crowd.

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Really? They stayed at the "Valley Ho" in Phoenix?

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I noticed that myself. The irony!

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

How appropriate.

not that Dewey July 20, 2012 at 2:01 pm

There's a "Westward Ho!" in Albuquerque. I guess either one is just as good.

HistoriCat July 20, 2012 at 5:18 pm

I stayed at the Westward Ho in Las Vegas – now that was low-roller kind of place!

ChernobylSoup July 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Call them "Canadians." That way if your toddler picks up the word and starts using it, nobody gets offended. Also, it instills a healthy fear of Canadians early in life.

WhiteyMcFlyover July 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm

As a sweet Midwestern boy, it was a huge shock to find that Canadians use the word 'fag' pretty much the way I did when I was 9. 'Stop being such a fag, and pass the joint, eh? '

new_pic_for_NEWTer July 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Yes be afraid of Canadians!
How do you distinguish an aggressive Canook? During the arguement he's staring at YOUR shoes.

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

and eating poutine?

Fare la Volpe July 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

He only says "I'm sorry" twice.

new_pic_for_NEWTer July 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

I'm being repressed – prolly 'cause I'm Canadian. Posting delayed is posting denied.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Help! I'm being repressed!

– Dennis the Peasant

weejee July 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Musta got that from watching too much tee vee. Oscar sometimes calls Big Bird that.

Spurning Beer July 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ Oh, a faggot is a person in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in you neighborhooooood ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I made you a triple up-fist, but I eated it

Spurning Beer July 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Faggot.

sullivanst July 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Tundra Grifter July 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

History does repeat itself – first it is tragedy, then it returns as farce.

The Palins have become a pathetic parody of themselves. It's an endless loop of dumbass.

gullywompr July 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Little pitchers have big ears.

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

There's a hole in mommy's arm where all the money goes…

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Bristle's brain died for nothin', I suppose.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm

CRE, with your background in biology, I find it downright … disappointing that you would assume she HAS one.

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Ganglia then. You have a point, but there's got to be some kind of rudimentary nervous system. Doesn't there?

boobookitteh July 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Well, she's as dumb as a bundle of sticks, so it's accurate in one definition of the word.

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

FASCES LIBEL!

WhatTheHeck July 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Led Zeppelin album cover libel.

Not_So_Much July 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Matter of time before he starts, correctly, calling her a 'bovine twatwaffle'.

Butch_Wagstaff July 20, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I read that as "bovine twatwaddle". Still works.

Gopherit July 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Now, now Tripp. You're aunt isn't a faggot….she's a slutty dyke.

Snowbilly family values.

Mkloz July 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Yes, you are "doing a terrible job disciplining Tripp," Bristol. But don't worry! He's got a bright future ahead of him as a French fry technician/social media consultant at Chik-fil-A.

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm

"Dammit, Palin! It's 'Do you want fries with that?' not 'Fries did you, what?' Christ, even your uncle Trígg understood that much!"

Biel_ze_Bubba July 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Or Texas representative to Congress. I mean, as a fall-back.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Couldn't possibly be worse than Louie Gohmert.

Crank_Tango July 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I will click on Courtney the zucchini chugger, I will go greek for Ben and Jerry's, hell I will click on Smokey the "Bear," but I am not clicking on Bristle until it is her sex tape.

Goonemeritus July 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I wonder where he heard that word, when my kids were that age they would call us fascists and Pinkerton’s when we tried to put them down for a nap. You get back what you put in.

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Uncle Gino probably been putting it in a lot

SayItWithWookies July 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Free the Naptime Seven!

Goonemeritus July 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm

My youngest did organize a lunch room protest in third grade with some of his more acquiescent fellow students. Their battle cry was “No Porgies, No Peace” , their demands were never met.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I like this kid. I hope s/he is now leading OccupySomewhere.

Goonemeritus July 20, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Sadly my youngest has fallen in with a bad crowd (Evangelical Christens) and his politics have taken a rather cynical turn. As he is only 18 there is possible redemption out there for him, we put our hopes in the sexy little Marxist coeds he will be trying to bed. My oldest is about halfway through his BSME and he informs my politics regularly with his optimistic view of humanity.

new_pic_for_NEWTer July 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

"Pinkerton" an insult that needs to make a comeback. Willard and his circle of obsequious Pinkertons…

Biff July 20, 2012 at 7:18 pm

You're not badmouthing my man Fred Willard, are you?

BaldarTFlagass July 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

It would have been even more excellent if the kid had run into the kitchen and brought the girls some wine coolers from the fridge and said "Daddy sends, with his compliments."

not that Dewey July 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Biel_ze_Bubba July 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I read that as "brought back girls with some wine coolers". Sounded half-way interesting, for a second.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:55 pm

You little devil!

Oh, wait … right.

DailyGrumbles July 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Ah. To think in 12 years lil Tripp will be driving a Trans-Am, flunking out of High School and snorting meth off a rusty 55 gallon oil drum. They grow up SO FAST!

YasserArraFeck July 20, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Those little scallywags!!

Dr_Zoidberg July 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Oh, you have bigger plans for Tripp than reality does.

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 7:13 pm

To think in 12 years lil Tripp will be driving a Trans-Am, flunking out of High School fifth grade

sharethegrief July 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Whoring out your kids is a proud Palin family tradition.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

That's. Just. Great.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I heard the younger stepkid call the older stepkid that just once. I sat 'em both down and gave them a two-hour lecture on Civil Rights For Gay Folk. At the end, I said, "And, if I ever hear you using that word again, you know what happens, right?"

In unison, they replied: "Yeah, we get another goddamned two-hour lecture." I'm SO proud of my boys. (wipes tear)

redarmyzombie July 21, 2012 at 7:01 am

MittBorg, you make a fine, fine papa!

bobbert July 22, 2012 at 12:45 am

So it worked, then?

MittBorg July 22, 2012 at 12:08 pm

I guess. They sure never said it in front of *me* again. Although I was frankly miffed that they found my lectures so BORING.

va_real July 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Mitt said he probably wouldn't have used that word himself.

OurHoboSenator July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Good thing Willow is going to hairdressing school so she won't have to interact much with homosexuals.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:58 pm

She's *always* gonna wonder why they keep messing up her hair in that school, yaknow.

ChernobylSoup July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I say, the tyke's way too young to go asking for cigarette. Tut, tut.

SexySmurf July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

OT Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ stopped at SFO security

Don't worry; it was a misunderstanding. We cleared it up, and I got through security without incident.

JustPixelz July 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I like the part where you said (of the TSA officers): “It was probably harder on them than it was on me."

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Or, better yet, "I didn't hold it against them."

not that Dewey July 20, 2012 at 2:05 pm

They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder

I don't get it. Do large penises deposit explosive powder on one's hands?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Not if you're doing it right.

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 7:15 pm

I am disappoint that it was not a tinfoil-wrapped zucchini.

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

What outstanding parenting!

JustPixelz July 20, 2012 at 1:29 pm

He says "I hate you" about ten times and she just makes an empty threat. But expresses (sincere, I assume) outrage at the F-word. (No, the other F-word.)

Actually, that's not bad parenting. Kids around three eventually say they hate you as way to test their independence and to get a reaction. "Well, I love you" is the standard response. Tripp then escalated to a socially unacceptable level that couldn't be ignored. I stopped watching. Did they send him to Gitmo for some good old waterboarding like grandma speaks so well of?

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

He just sort of "disappeared".

sullivanst July 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Looked more like trying to hide her giggles to me.

lunchbox360 July 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

For the first time I actually agree with one of the Palin's. They're faggots and I hate them too Tripp. I hate them too.

SorosBot July 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Who taught him that word? I think we're forgetting his Aunt Willow's previous displays of bigotry that make the answer obvious:
http://wonkette.com/430397/willow-bristol-palin-c

"Tre stfu. Your such a faggot"

Chet Kincaid July 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Beat me by 20 minutes! You are the Griot Of The Day.

SorosBot July 20, 2012 at 4:31 pm

But this “worrytron” still gets the credit instead of either of us.

Chill_Bill July 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Willow disciplined him: "Tripp, you are supposed to say 'shut the fuck up' before you say that word!"

James Michael Curley July 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Chill_Bill Willin' 'Shop Skill

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm

"I don't like you." The kid's pretty astute for a Palin.

That's the only family I know of where the question "Who the baby mama is?" actually makes sense.

Come here a minute July 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Harvard, reserve a place for that boy right fucking now.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

And fire the Guatemalan?

elviouslyqueer July 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm

"I'm not doing a good job disciplining Tripp right now."

I'll take What is "No Fucking Shit, Sherlock?" for $1,000, Alex.

JustPixelz July 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"If you say that one more time, I'll make you watch this teevee show."

Jus_Wonderin July 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

"….I'll send you to live with Mamaw P."

SexySmurf July 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I'd like to take the time to point out that Bristol's show was cancelled by a network that continues to air programs about Texas prostitutes and a 400-pound land whale that verbally abuses children.

kittensdontlie July 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Cancelled?! That's heresy…now what am I going to watch on that night? Although the 400lb. prostitute show sounds interesting…

Biel_ze_Bubba July 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Well, there's stuff worth watching, and then there's Bristle.

Wadisay July 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Before it's too late, poor little Tripp needs to be taken away from this awful woman and put up for adoption by a nice gay couple.

Maman July 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Why the fuck is that white trash train wreck on the air?

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I'm STILL THINKING, dammit.

GeorgiaBurning July 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Tripp- don't murder anybody in Texas

Biel_ze_Bubba July 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm

It's OK … he's white.

Trannysurprise July 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Little baby Tripp didn't mean to call mommy a faggot. He was probably just drunk.

ManchuCandidate July 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm

This is why you never let 'Nana Tattoo Lips babysit.

YasserArraFeck July 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Yeah, Grannie Lou Sarah won't stop yappin' on about "ringin' those bells" and "shootin' those guns" and "freedums" an' shit, when I'm trying to watch WWE!!!!!!!

youbetcha

actor212 July 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm

A throwdown with the ho down there?

weejee July 20, 2012 at 1:27 pm

and 'scusies for the unseemly "there planning" gaff instead of "they're planning"

/ pulls out cat-o-ninetails and begins with the Opus Dei self-mortification

An_Outhouse July 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm

"We can't go swimming. It looks like there are drunk kids down there. Mommy would have to fuck them all and I really don't feel like doing that right now"

Oblios_Cap July 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

You know that one day Tripp will shoot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

TribecaMike July 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry.

paulabflat July 20, 2012 at 11:10 pm

rules is rules.

anyone named tripp is NOT, i repeat NOT, allowed to sing the blues.
http://www.billyrhythm.com/blues.html

i didn't write 'em, but i'm willing to enforce 'em.

SayItWithWookies July 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Stupid YouTube — I kept hitting the "change quality" button but the video still sucks.

An_Outhouse July 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

"Fuck you, you cunt"
"What did you just say?"
"Fuck you, you cunt"
"I can't believe you said that " (snicker, snicker, snicker)
"Fuck you, you cunt"
"You really shouldn't say that" (snicker, snicker, snicker)
"Fuck you, you cunt"

BaldarTFlagass July 20, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Today, we are all faggots.

Antispandex July 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

How would that work though? Everyone has McBabies, because we aren't getting anyone pregs the old fashioned way? Brave New World? Someone has to remain hetero, right? I am willing to make the sacrifice…for mankind.

sullivanst July 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Turkey basters.

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 1:23 pm

This family is an embarrassment to Hominids everywhere.

larrykat July 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

True, I haven't even seen them pick any nits off each other yet.

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Only a matter of time.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

CRE, they're an embarrassment to amoebae.

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Slime Molds hide in embarrassment and disgust when this show's on the air.

johnnymeatworth July 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm

"Whorebag."

DerrickWildcat July 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I think that little kid called that lady Fascist!

Jus_Wonderin July 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm

This comment is devoid of snark: This family is absolute trash.

fuflans July 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm

but still funny.

BaldarTFlagass July 20, 2012 at 1:26 pm

I'm just surprised they flew into Phoenix. Granted it was on non-elitist Southwest, but I figured them more as Greyhound types.

Dr_Zoidberg July 20, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Or everyone pilin' into the back of the pickup they cart the hogs to market in.

Jus_Wonderin July 20, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Well, they might top out the weight capacity for that pickup. They should Bitchhike.

Mittens Howell, III July 20, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Willow: "God's watching"

Really? God watches reality TV?

SorosBot July 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

And fuck, according to Nielsen nobody is watching Bristol's show.

Chet Kincaid July 20, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Once more to the Wayback Machine… http://wonkette.com/430397/willow-bristol-palin-c

weejee July 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Such restraint Wonketteers. On page two of teh comments and not one case of "rode hard and put away wet" snarking.

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Too obvious.

not that Dewey July 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm

We're a bunch of hard ass workers.

smashedinhat July 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

The Palin's aren't particularly unique and I think that's what scares me the most. I've spent half my life in various hickville bumfuckistans where slack jawed mouth breathers were the norm and I suspect many of you have as well. Problem is as soon as they bleed they breed, and I cannot see any way around it.

Antispandex July 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

This is one of the things I love most about Wonkette. YOU watch this shit, so I don't have to! Thanks Commie Girl!

Chet Kincaid July 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Tripp is just jealous because Bristol is a hard ass worker!!

Dildeaux July 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Producers run reality shows. Hence:

This was no mistake.

The wee feller either:
hears the term at home OR
was told to say this by producers OR
Both.
But certainly not neither.

natoslug July 20, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I usually entertain myself by eavesdropping on conversations around me during meals when I am on a business trip. I spent one scintillating evening in New York a few years back listening to some guy trying to impress his date by telling her about his work as a scriptwriter for a reality TV show. So yeah, the poor little turd was either trained to call her that, or he said it at some point and they engineered to have him say it again in a more "dramatic" setting.

Blunderthing July 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Children are such unpredictable fashion accessories and career footstools. And they say the darndest things!

Monsieur_Grumpe July 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Tripp,
Run away to a circus. The clowns there are real.

Dashboard Buddha July 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Son…it's cunt. Not faggot.

elburritodeluxe July 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Just my opinion, but the guy at the bar? A fauxmosexual. A plant by the producers to make Liberals look bad.

fuflans July 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm

aryan youth.

natoslug July 20, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Was I supposed to be able to tell these two stellar examples of modern American womanhood apart? I can't tell if it's because I'm getting old or because I just can't bring myself to care, but other than the hair color, one amorphous blob of Palin spawn looks pretty much like the other.

ibwilliamsi July 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I didn't read Bristol's reaction as shocked. I read it as "Shit, that little faggot said "faggot" on the TEEVEE and now everyone will know! How will I ever explain THIS away? Can I get a contract for eradicating childhood swearing because now I know what mistake that faggot was?"

Tundra Grifter July 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Helpless and hapless when it comes to being a parent. That "one more time" crap doesn't cut it. Worthless.

Poor kid as been sitting on an airplane for hours, riding in a car to and from airports, etc. Full of nervous energy.

You take him to the pool and work all that out. Give him a light meal of healthy food and he'll sleep until noon tomorrow.

Fare la Volpe July 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

What you're assuming is that they're good acceptable not completely useless parents.

LakeLucilleLoon July 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm

I'd not put it past these two cretins to take him to the pool and teach him to sleep with the fishes. Then they can get drunk with the teens at the pool.

Fraudulently_Joe July 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I was honestly more shocked by the "You're not cute!" line. Because the anti-gay slur, let's be honest, kinda expected. But who'd have expected a Palin child to be that perceptive?!

teebob2000 July 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm

"Gramma's a cunt."

LIT_Fag July 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I am so offended by that word.

Neoyorquino July 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

:13 — "Valley Ho". Heh.

Exhausted66 July 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm

To visit the University of Phoenix, all you have to do is go online, dumbass!

Jennyjen798 July 21, 2012 at 9:11 am

Ha!
Probably Arizona State in Tempe or one of the Maricopa County Community Colleges. :o

VespulaMaculata July 20, 2012 at 4:10 pm

You couldn't just leave them in Alaska, could you, Walnuts? Now, you have nobody to blame but yourself if the Palins push your p.o.w. victimhood four paragraphs down in your eventual obituary.

rocktonsam July 20, 2012 at 4:44 pm

That scamp Willow. Shes a hoot.

ttommyunger July 20, 2012 at 5:29 pm

I get chills just thinking about how close we came to the possibility of that troupe of trailer-trash buzzing in and out of the White House….'Course they are white…..

edgydrifter July 20, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Listen, it's been a busy day and I'm hours late reading this so I know nobody will ever see this comment, but I need to announce to the world that as of this moment I LURVE WILLOW. That there is some Grade-A ranting. Bad enough that I sprayed coffee on my monitor when I read "I hope you drown in an aids sewer," but I nearly shart myself when she topped that with "I will fucking hollow out your dumbass brother and wear him like a suit of armor while I fuck you into pieces." So precious, like a wee Don Rickles! I want to piss her off just to hear her hurl insults at me. She RULZ!

I_P July 20, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Hey I read it like the loser I am. That is some shitty shit in her mouthy mouth.

Blunderthing July 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Da-yum. I will not fuck with Willow. Bitch be all snicky-boo.

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Some months ago, Fatass described her little oops as "a rambunctious little boy who loves snowmobiling". I translated this as "a hyperactive little thug who nobody ever disciplines, much less reads a book to" (yes, I know nobody in that family owns a book); and predicted that he'd be punching flowers for being gay as soon as he could walk, torturing neighborhood pets by ten, gang raping some poor girl with the rest of his football team at fourteen, and pretty much over by his eighteenth birthday.
I'm beginning to think I was an optimist.

Biff July 20, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Snowmobiling? Is that what the kids call snowmachining these days?

Spider-Jerk July 20, 2012 at 7:42 pm

And the first time he curb-stomps some kid for not acting block-headed enough to be a Real Man, his mommy will ask him why he did a thing like that, then buy him a shiny new truck.

TexasLass July 20, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Why isn't anyone commenting on the fact that Levi said, "I wasn't the one who won't let me see my sons." Plural. I don't think this is real. But there is one out there that Huffpost published that is pretty bad too. So I'm not defending Willow or anything. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/16/willow-p

aklibtard July 20, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Willow is fucking nuts! Holy shit, each new Palin is crazier than the last. I can't wait to see Piper's reality show.

patrickpogates July 20, 2012 at 8:58 pm

The facebook screenshot that Wonkette posted as an update is a spoof! But Willow did indeed call somebody a "faggot" on facebook, and Willow and Bristol called people a lot of other things there as well. Details in our post: http://politicalgates.blogspot.com/2012/07/lifes-

zumpie July 21, 2012 at 1:26 am

Verrrrry late, so again, doubt anyone'll see this but:

1) Willow appears to be a fan of the Marquis de Sade (or I hope so, since her stuff makes his stuff look posiitvely wholesome).

2) I'm horrified to admit it, but Tawd just went up a peg in my book for being the voice of reason. Though he probably taught them all this, so maybe not….

TribecaMike July 21, 2012 at 2:59 am

If Federico Fellini is going to make fun of my country from the grave, he should at least have the palle to show his face on the streets of Dodge City. And keep out of it, Festus, ya flea-ridden syphilitic varmint.

MRjonz July 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

Jesus H. Christ, that exchange above was for real?!

Build the Damn Fence…up North. Mine Alaska Route 2, 7 and 98 at the border. Demand that Canada aggressively defend her airspace over BC and the Yukon Territory. Get the $7.2 million back from Russia and call it a day.

bobbert July 22, 2012 at 12:50 am

Funny, but not real.

You think Willow is that clever?

VA_Dreaming July 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

It so hurts to say anything in defense of a Palin, but any parent should know this from experience. A child can hear a word once, and realize that it is a "bad word" and come out with it at the worst time. This does not show that she is a bad parent or runs around calling people faggots all the time. Of course it does not disprove it either. I do believe that many of the other things miss Palin does and says does show that she is not very bright, but like her mother does seem to turn a buck based on little or no discernible talent.

iburl July 22, 2012 at 9:11 pm

…And so the eternal cycle of spoiled-brattishness is passed on from generation to generation to generation, forever, or as long as they keep making wine coolers.

I'd like to imagine that if by some scientific miracle the Palin family acquired the ability to be self-aware and feel shame, this ongoing testament to their shittastic parenting would cause them much embarrassment. Gotta have faith.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Look, darls, I love you, and you're awfully nice, and all, but could we please refrain from referring to English (purported) comestibles as "food." Honestly, that was the most unappetizing description of noms I have ever heard.

sullivanst July 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I'm very grateful to my parents for having raised me vegetarian.

Butch_Wagstaff July 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I've learned to always, ALWAYS stop if the description/recipe says "pig's heart". It just gets worse after that.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 4:13 pm

FavouriteGirl told me, when she was in her late teens, that she really appreciated that I treated her like an adult. Which I always did, but I think she was referring to the swearing like a fucking sailor. She's a grown young woman, now, and conducts herself with a singular grace and charm. You must vote for her when she runs for President.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I can see why, dear. Having to eat stuff like that would certainly make me want to bat for the other team. I mean … oh, never mind. You know exactly what I mean.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I'll try to remember that.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Like a cockroach's, I suspect.

tessiee July 20, 2012 at 7:08 pm

She has a brain the size of a walnut in her butt, like Stegosaurus.

MittBorg July 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm

The oldest sounds like a delight. Ya did good with him, you and Mrs. Goon. The little one, yaknow, send him to a good school with the kids and grandkids of the red diaper babies and they'll straighten him right out. Hell, I was raised by a fascist nutbag, and when I discovered Sex, Drugs, & Rock 'n Roll, it was the express train downhill from there! And I don't regret a minute of it either.

C_R_Eature July 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm
viennawoods13 July 20, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Well, the whole me being Canadian thing would make that difficult. (unless our Dear Leader, Stephen Harper, achieves his goal of making us the 51st state) As much as I prefer Obama to Harper, I'll stick to Canada. But I promise to cheer for her from the sidelines!

MittBorg July 21, 2012 at 2:09 am

Darling, how *do* you manage to find me such fascinating things? Is this your field of endeavour, or what? I know not much is known about the c_r_e_ature, and that's the way the CREATURE wants it, but, what torture!

MittBorg July 21, 2012 at 2:10 am

Is there room in that tight ass for a brain?

MittBorg July 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Late night movie watchings at La Casa de Los Gatos are often punctuated by screams and cries of, "Get the FUCK away from me, you furry bastid!"

This usually includes an extra dimension of abject terror if the entertainment du nuit is a horror film.

bobbert July 22, 2012 at 12:38 am

Bed Mice.

I like this.

bobbert July 22, 2012 at 12:42 am

She's a hard ass-brain worker.

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