Embedded Journalist Connie Schultz Weasels Out Of Breitbart Wannabe’s Sneaky Gotcha! Question
Syndicated columnist and Elite Media Figure Connie Schultz presents us with an object lesson in how to cleverly avoid answering pointed questions from citizen-journalists who tell you that they have the goods on you. (Above. It is right there above. Did you not see it?)
But a couple of Tips to the best journalist of his (or her!) generation:
1) Make sure you spell your target's name right.
2) Do not announce to your target that you are "doing an exposé" on them. Instead, use more subtle terminology, such as "We are investigating your corrupt practices for a hit piece that will destroy you and your ilk for all time. Thank you so much for your cooperation, and have a great day!"
3) Make use of reliable inside-journalism sources like Wikipedia or an Ouija board to do basic fact checking.
She really should have ended it at "he's so cute." Or better yet, "I can't wait to get him into bed."
Then sit back and wait for the &quot;expos&eacute;.&quot; With luck, it would make it all the way to the Faux News blowhards, and totally make Jon Stewart&#039;s <strike>day</strike> week.
The ghost is just a ghost; the undead includes the rotting corpse, and therefore smells worse. Also, BRAINS!!!1!