It has been a No Good Terrible Horrible Very Bad Week for Mittens Romney, His Lord High Hairgel. So he lied about some stuff (every “stuff”), so what who cares? No, way more important is the hotness of these young people the Obama campaign pulled off the street, to read his lordship’s statement on Batman supervillain “Bain.”
Who do you choose? The pretty blonde? The other pretty blonde? We will take the caramel hipster dude raising that eyebrow. Intern slots are open, caramel hipster dude! Mama needs another cup of hot black joe.