SO SOLLY  12:20 pm July 17, 2012

New ‘Ching Chong Chinaman’ Blithe Racist Is Washington Gov. Candidate’s Policy Aide

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

She sounds nice!Everybody remember “Ching Chong Chinaman,” the poor blithe racist at UCLA who thought uploading her comedy stylings about “Asians in the library” to Youtube was the height of sophistication, until she got hounded out of college? Well Youtube is so yesterday! Now there is Twitter for your casual hilarious racism, like these tweets from Kathlyn Ehl, a policy staffer to Washington state AG (and running for governor) Rob McKenna! She sounds nice! The Stranger reports!

Of course, those weren’t Ehl’s only hilariously un-PC tweets, and as soon as The Stranger asked for comment, suddently every single person in the office was in a very important meeting, and Ehl’s unsavory twats were scrubbed. Also, “she apologized,” according to McKenna’s campaign, but she doesn’t seem to have an actual statement to that effect? Maybe we read too fast. Oh yes, here it is: The Stranger had a hard time finding it, since McKenna’s office apparently has The Stranger on some kind of No Fly List.


“My actions were not just unfortunate, they were offensive,” she told the [Seattle Times]. “It is a lesson to others that social media comments made in frustration not only can hurt others, but they exist long after the moment has passed.” She’ll reportedly keep her job.

“Social media comments made in frustration”? It IS frustrating, to be unable to properly evince your hatred of old people and people who can’t walk good and have the gall to keep trying to walk anyway! Fuck them! Also, people speaking Asian! Fuck them harder!

Kathlyn Ehl for veep please.

[TheStranger]

 
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Jus_Wonderin July 17, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Her actions test my ability to stay with commenting guidelines.

rickmaci July 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Why? are the words "vile racist" and "retard ageist" no longer permitted?

Jus_Wonderin July 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

well, the "drater" one is.

12X34X July 19, 2012 at 10:40 am

Since when can we not call a vile racist a vile racist?

WhatTheHolyHeck July 17, 2012 at 4:35 pm

I believe we're still able to suggest the consumption of a sack filled to bursting with sodium-infused rodent phalli.

12X34X July 19, 2012 at 10:41 am

Seconded.

Texan_Bulldog July 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm

So, Asians (instead of Mexicans) are the pinata in WA state? Nice–hope she gets serious toe fungus next time she gets a pedicure.

weejee July 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Could be there is a chink in Rob McKenna's armor.

Oblios_Cap July 17, 2012 at 12:41 pm

And gook's getting inside of it?

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Time for McKenna to Nip this in the bud?

Fare la Volpe July 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm

You guys should really shut your japs or you could get in trouble.

Lascauxcaveman July 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm

This certainly puts a new slant on Mckenna's staffing decisions.

anniegetyerfun July 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Wait, you can tell them apart? Sharron Angle couldn't. I don't know how YOU do it.

savethispatient July 17, 2012 at 12:52 pm

That explains the quality of the Mexican food…

BerkeleyBear July 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Not a quality pinata, seeing as how they elected one Governor not all that long ago (who later went on to be a non-crazy driving Commerce Secretary and is currently ambassador to China). Dumbass staffer is gonna be the poster child for rallying the asian community to vote Dem this time around, along with everyone who isn't a racist moron.

caelanaegana July 17, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Depends on which side of the mountains you're on. Over here if there's an old lady Mexican in the crosswalk, you run them over, and they are worth more points than the squirrels. At least on the coast people seem to know what those white stripey and green blinky things mean.

sbj1964 July 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Come in Tokyo! Come in Tokyo! Liberal media bullying people into acting like PC drones!

Negropolis July 18, 2012 at 2:52 am

Shut the hell up, por favor. Grassy ass.

mavenmaven July 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Oh, "krazy girl" stuff like this is all the rage today, check this one out: http://www.redandblack.com/opinion/how-to-find-th

One_who_wanders July 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I love that she is majoring in P.R.

fawkedifiknow July 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

When she signed up for the major, she thought it was "Pubic Relations." So, there's that.

rickmaci July 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Too bad the comments are disabled. I was hoping to read more about the "down on two knees" stuff.

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:41 pm

This has got to be a parody:

"That’s right ladies, four years to find a husband. Every true woman knows how vital it is to find the right brilliant babe to father their children and replenish their bank accounts. A Southern belle is nothing but a pretty face and pearls without a man to eat her cooking and appreciate her cleaning."

sullivanst July 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm
SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 1:09 pm

As I (and Chickikovich) figured. The biggest giveaway is that she used phrases like "trophy wife" and "MRS degree" as if she was being serious, when only people mocking that mindset and those types of idiots use those phrases.

Negropolis July 18, 2012 at 2:54 am

I read "a man to eat her cooking" as "a man to eat her cookie." lol

Chichikovovich July 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I'm with SorosB. This is undoubtedly a parody. What is happening, I'll wager is that this is when the new editors come in, or the old editors go out, at this Georgia student newspaper. So they have a "parody" issue by the outgoing editors as a swan song, or as an introduction to the new gang. It's the summer, slow time around campus, why not have a laugh. [This is the custom at a lot of student papers.]

It's not clearly marked "joke" because (maybe) it's coming out in a joke issue.

mavenmaven July 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Yeah sure, and I bet some people think Colbert is satire, too.

weejee July 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Sorta as posted on the Stranger, a lot of these Thuglicans are:
#2dumb2tweetertwat

Go Jay Inslee, too also.

Lascauxcaveman July 17, 2012 at 1:03 pm

He's sort of uninspiring, like the Al Gore of WA, or something. But I intend to vote for him.

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Uninspiring, maybe. But at least he's a "nice guy". McKenna is such a fucking weasel!

AUUHHGHRRHHHGGGGAAAAAA@#$$%%!@#$$$ I hate that fucking guy.

joyinil July 17, 2012 at 12:28 pm

I think she needs anger management classes.

DemmeFatale July 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm

So young, and so angry already.
Wait till life hits you in the face, honey!

Jukesgrrl July 18, 2012 at 12:42 am

Yes, it worked so well for Charlie Sheen.

Sassomatic July 17, 2012 at 12:28 pm

If you are offended by these comments, you shouldn't blame her, you should blame Obama, for being black a SOCIALIST.

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm

One thing I've never understood is the racist "speak English!!" bullshit so many morans spew. What the fuck does it matter to you what language other people are using for a private conversation that doesn't involve you?

Jus_Wonderin July 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I can see/hear the racist in that contorted over enunciated, elevated volume that says "Speak English and my loud voice will make sure you understand".

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Just once, I would love to hear someone getting that treatment to respond by speaking very loudly and slowly in their native language to the idiot and see how he/she responds.

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

It certainly shouldn't be socially acceptable.

Oblios_Cap July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm

She wins a Dirty Sanchez!

monsieurleghorn July 17, 2012 at 1:17 pm

I completely agree with you. Need to work on my snark. Evidently it's not coming through.

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Oh no, it came through; I was just lamenting the fact that it is generally socially acceptable to most people.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm

It's borne out of this weird narcissism that assumes either that you are the subject of any conversation you can't make out, or that you have a right to be a party to any conversation going on within earshot.

Not really a coincidence that these are the same people who are SUPER ANGRY that they have to press 1 for English, sometimes. How DARE a call center enable people to seek service in the language in which they are most fluent? What sort of business would put the ability of a significant minority of customers to do business with them at all over the mild annoyance of a different minority of customers, who happen to be awful people anyway????

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:54 pm

But that means English speakers, the only important people to matter, have to spend an extra fifteen seconds to get to their call! How dare the PC police force them into the most minor of inconveniences?

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

15 seconds??? Come on, more like 3 seconds.

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Well these tend to be very slow, dim-witted people.

Callyson July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm

It's because they are paranoid that people who are not speaking English are talking about them and making fun of them.

Hell, I'll do that in English if you prefer, wingnuts…

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Those complete strangers having a private conversation near me must be mocking my balding head and beer gut!

Buckminster July 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm

It's especially offensive to those of us who grew up with elderly relatives who were still more fluent in German or Norwegian than in English. I suppose this dumb girl thinks they should all go back where they came from, even though they lived the majority of their lives working in the United States.

finette_ July 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I've seen Cajun French speakers get really up in arms over accommodation of Hispanics. Like, because their ancestors were discriminated against and punished in school for speaking their first language, we must now continue to do that to everyone. I don't get it.

anniegetyerfun July 17, 2012 at 1:11 pm

How is it especially offensive to people with relatives who speak another language? My grandmother spoke Russian, but this comment is aimed specifically at Asians who speak something other than English.

freakishlywrong July 17, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Indeed. Consider the "misspelt" signs at bagger rallies, I could say the same to them.

OurHoboSenator July 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

My late grandmother would always switch to Serbian when she needed to make an important point in a public place, like that "This store is full of nothing but black people."

Swampgas_Man July 17, 2012 at 4:09 pm

But they might be talking about ME!!

Guppy July 17, 2012 at 4:21 pm

But if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear!

FlownOver July 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm

"Ehl" is the new "meh."

ph7 July 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I aid in Rob McKenna's campaign for Governor in 2012. My primary duties include preparing and gathering research materials, monitoring the media, and providing rapid responses to a wide variety of policy issues as they arise.

You know who else offered a rapid response to a wide variety of policy issues?

weejee July 17, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Donald "Ratfucker" Segretti?

Chet Kincaid July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Mittborg?

RedneckMuslin July 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Richard Milhous Nixon?

fartknocker July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Karl "Tiny Dildos in My Ass" Rove?

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Speedy Gonzales?

Fare la Volpe July 17, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Nobody. Ever.

chicken_thief July 17, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Sarah Lou Palin?

Lascauxcaveman July 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Monica Lewinsky?

providing rapid responses to a wide variety of "policy issues" as they arise

La_Cieca July 17, 2012 at 2:00 pm

providing rabid responses to a wide variety of "policy issues" as they arise

HistoriCat July 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

The Sludge Report?

mwittier July 18, 2012 at 3:54 am

The Butterball Turkey Hotline?

Sassomatic July 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

My comment has to be approved by admin? What is this, the Holocaust? I have literally been put into a gas chamber, and have had candles made out of my fat.

memzilla July 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Tell us about the lovely lampshade they made out of the skin you're not using, too.

freakishlywrong July 17, 2012 at 12:54 pm

You know who ELSE had to approve comments?

Lascauxcaveman July 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Whoa! That'd be a lot of candles!

FlownOver July 17, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Literally!

sudsmckenzie July 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Who the fuck names their child 'Kathlyn'?

Mumbletypeg July 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Beatty & Bening's firstborn probably is asking the same thing?

(among other things)~

gullywompr July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Parents couldn't pronounce R's. So solly.

GeorgiaBurning July 17, 2012 at 1:44 pm

shut up and speak engrish

Preferred Customer July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Substituting "y"s for actual vowels in names is a hott new trend in non-Elitist, Real Amyrica. Just ask Mygyn Kylly.

sudsmckenzie July 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Back in my day you could just slap a "Jo" on to the front or the back, as was the style of the time.

savethispatient July 17, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I blame the Welsh.

Preferred Customer July 17, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Wylsh.

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Perfectly reasonable.

Fare la Volpe July 17, 2012 at 12:52 pm

The same woman who calls her other baby "Mychayla."

GeorgiaBurning July 17, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Everybody now wants their kid to be on reality TV, where they like white trash with weird names

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I work at a hospital, and here's some trivia:

a) People in wheelchairs ain't any faster, dunkass, they just take up more space and need someone to push them.

b) Independant mobility is very strongly associated with prospective life expectancy amongst the elderly. I know a ton of patients who fight tooth and nail to stay out of a wheelchair and away from a walker, for exactly that reason.

c) Based on a) and b), Kathlyn Ehl is an unconscionably terrible person, and should probably take the first half of her bizarrely contradictary racist advise to the #asians to heart herself, and shut the fuck up for a little while.

Sassomatic July 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

If you are offended by these comments, you should be blaming Obama. Or something.

SorosBot July 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

“My actions were not just unfortunate, they were offensive,”

That's not actually an apology. What will she say next, "My fist hitting your face was not just unfortunate, it was physically painful"?

Fare la Volpe July 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm

"My tire iron hitting your car was not just unfortunate, it was expensive."

freakishlywrong July 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

"I'm sorry if you lost a toof by me punching you in the face."

bobbert July 17, 2012 at 2:32 pm

While it is not, technically, an apology (due to the absence of any form of "I'm sorry"), it is higher quality than the usual nonpology. She says "they were offensive", rather than "unfortunately, some people may have been offended" or similar customary bullshit.

I'd give her a 6.

ManchuCandidate July 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I guess she's going to hear: We Chinese (Amercians). We play joke. We no givey your Republican (not Lepubrican, bitch) candidate a vote.

prommie July 17, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Come on now, Hop Sing, back to the kitchen, make chow for Hoss, chop chop.

Estproph July 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Yeah! Shut up and speak English, all you Asians! While you're at it, quit being so black, black people! Stop limping, cripples! Hey old people, stop being so old!

The biggest problem with Twitter is that people use it.

BarackMyWorld July 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Homeless people go home.

Estproph July 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Damn but I wish I'd thought of that one.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Minimum-wage serfs, get a job!

Buckminster July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I'm not sure this dumb bunny qualifies for membership in the group "people."

Maman July 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Sounds like how much I love Whole Foods except for the other customers.

Lascauxcaveman July 17, 2012 at 1:10 pm

You know they're saying the same thing about you.

Maman July 17, 2012 at 1:31 pm

No. The look I get from them reads, "What is this fat bitch doing at Whole Foods? This place is for people who want to eat HEALTHY. She is in my way and I have way more important stuff than she has to do"

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 2:32 pm

The biggest problem with Twitter is that people use it.

Nail, meet head.

CthuNHu July 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Ow.

Butch_Wagstaff July 17, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Gays need 2 stop walkin gay talkin gay shoppin gay they shood b str8 n stuff roflmao

I don't twitter/tweet/whatever, did I get it right?

boobookitteh July 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

What I find most offensive is that people are too stupid to realize that anything they put on the internets is public. Despite any 'privacy settings' you may employ.

I mean how many pictures of junk and racist ramblings have to get people publicly embarrassed or fired from their jobs before people get this??

I fear for humanity. Not only for the racism and ageism, but the sheer fucking stupidity and inability to use the fucking internets.

Callyson July 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

What's Mandarin for "You shut up, you moron?"

mavenmaven July 17, 2012 at 12:37 pm

"oh, american, hello"

fuflans July 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

'i own your ass soon'?

rickmaci July 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Tells you everything you need to know about HIM as a candidate and what he would stand for as state Attorney f*ing General that he didn't fire this b++++ on the spot.

chicken_thief July 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm

He would fire her, but she gives great head. And isn't nearly as expensive as rentboy.com.

Lascauxcaveman July 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

He has made some (very clumsy) political steps rightward since he's decided to run for Gov. He used to be the moderate Republican that even the blue side of the state could support, but since he's tried to start rallying the base, the results have been, well, predictable.

Billmatic July 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I bet the old man was asian, too.

Terry July 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

So sweet of her to turn her screw up into A Lesson We Can All Learn.

"She’ll reportedly keep her job."

Yes, because she got her job via Daddy's massive campaign contributions.

ManchuCandidate July 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

US Amercia, the, um, meritocracy!

savethispatient July 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm

The Supreme Court ruled that money was merit.

YasserArraFeck July 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

That's "melitoclacy", lound-eye!!

Chichikovovich July 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm

We shouldn't discount the possibility that she and the would-be Senator have made a Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.

Oblios_Cap July 17, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Twats gotta Tweet. Apparently it's today's socially-hip form of drunk dialing.

Callyson July 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm

McKenna's statement…"She has done the right thing by apologizing. I am hopeful that she has learned a humbling lesson that will give her greater perspective about having charity in her heart when considering the challenges faced by others.”

Being Asian is a challenge? Jesus, some Reeps never learn…

Fare la Volpe July 17, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Of course it's a challenge — they have to put up with racists twats like this.

le petit mort July 17, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Imagine her rage if an Asian was driving the wheelchair.

sewollef July 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

…. and limping, slowly, across the crosswalk. Talking in Asian to her blah friend…. who is also limping, slowly, across the crosswalk.

snackypants July 18, 2012 at 12:09 am

Your p-ness deserves to be much bigger from that comment.

anniegetyerfun July 17, 2012 at 12:40 pm

For me, the most offensive part of this is that there is someone who believes that "Shut up and speak" is a meaningful phrase.

Goonemeritus July 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Slow walking Asians wouldn’t be a problem for her if we would just come to our senses and stop letting women drive!

BarackMyWorld July 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Amirightthisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout.

SayItWithWookies July 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm

It's amazing that on a planet with more than six billion people, so many of them think their wants and desires should be everyone else's top priority. I'd like to see a game show in which all of these pestilences spend a month together in a big house with one bathroom.

Mumbletypeg July 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm

You're not Señor Cranky, are you?

SayItWithWookies July 17, 2012 at 1:03 pm

No, but we're fb friends, if that makes me any cooler.

FlownOver July 17, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Make that one bathroom filled with hungry Komodo dragons.

mwittier July 18, 2012 at 3:56 am

Why are people always creating employment for Julie Chen?

elburritodeluxe July 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm

She sounds like a real sweet kid. I'm sure she'll be a real asset to the campaign.

CthuNHu July 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm

…and by "et" I mean "hole"…

Papa_Uniform July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Was wondering if WA had gotten the minimum number of morons "working" this election. Ms Ehl leaves no doubt.

BarackMyWorld July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Her tweets read like a script to a Disney movie from before Walt died.

Gratuitous World July 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

BOOO! More Yellow Journalism From Teh Wonkette!

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

But Wonkette is the Golden Shower of Journalism!

Dildeaux July 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

She should retroactively resign her position.

Then she should go fuck herself with a bag of old used hyoperdermic syringes.

anniegetyerfun July 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Yikes.

shortsandpants July 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

This isn't fair when she has to deal with all those cretins talking smack about dumb white bitches, ya know?

Gratuitous World July 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

sounds like that old person should definitely be behind-the-wheel. especially if also asian

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Always smart to alienate the Asian vote in Washington. I assume that McKenna will be making fun of Swedes and Norwegians next.

RedneckMuslin July 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Shenanigans! No claim of race-baiting!

One_Man_Band July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Between those funny radio guys making fun of Nate Shinagawa's name, to interns demanding that Asians speak English, it is nice to see that rightwingers can take time out from their primary focus of hating blahs to throw a little racism towards our Asian friends.

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Hispanics/Latinos are feeling left out.

One_Man_Band July 17, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I somehow forgot to add "Debbie Spent-it-now," also, too.

They've got some catching up to do to make the messicans feel as appreciated.

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 4:56 pm

I got an email from Ms. Stabenow that that ad had started appearing on TVs again. Somehow. After it was supposedly "disavowed" or what have you.

elburritodeluxe July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Is she on China policy or aging policy for the candidate?

Hammiepants July 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm

What an entitled cunty shitheel. I hope she gets run over by an elderly Asian on a Rascal.

proudgrampa July 17, 2012 at 12:52 pm

If my daughter did shit like this, I would disinherit her

Not that there's that much to disinherit…

Allmighty_Manos July 17, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Good thing Washington State doesn't have that many Asians. Oh wait…

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm

And you southerners thought you had a monopoly on all the racist assholes in the country. Although she is suspiciously tan for a Washingtonian. Perhaps a transplant from a more racisty part of the country?

Estproph July 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Undoubtedly daddy owns a chain of tanning salons.

Nostrildamus July 17, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I walk by a tanning shop on my way to work (N Seattle). The people in there have a very strange hue. Our neighborhood's mostly white, but with a mix of Hispanics, Asians and Ethiopians. That tan shop color is not found in nature.

Diabeetis July 17, 2012 at 2:12 pm

The Pacific Northwest in general is infested with racist assholes, actually. Lots of neo-Nazis up there, too.

CountryClubJihadi July 17, 2012 at 12:59 pm

I can't wait to follow her on Pinterest.
I hope she posts the recipes to the Sweet & Sour Bag of Dicks she's having for lunch.

Gopherit July 17, 2012 at 12:59 pm

If she'd ease up on the adderall and coke a bit, she might not be such a bitch. Still, just looking at how far apart her eyes are……fetal alcohol syndrome is a bitch.

Chichikovovich July 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm

她的头骨他妈的智力低下

UnholyMoses July 17, 2012 at 1:15 pm

If possible, I'd upfist that comment so many times one would need an abacus to count that high.

bobbert July 17, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Strangely, that translates to German as "Ehl".

sezme July 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Getting past the guidelines… Sneaky Asian!

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Update: she twatted this while shopping at the Uwajimaya in the international district!

anniegetyerfun July 17, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Wait, for serious?

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

You just read it on the Internet, so it must be true!

randcoolcatdaddy July 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I'd hate to see how she reacts to someone in a wheelchair being pushed along by an Asian kickboxer/MMA fighter with a thick accent asking for directions…

UnholyMoses July 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Twitter does a damn good job of ensuring massive amounts of stupid are packed into as few characters as possible. #atwunttypeswhat

DerrickWildcat July 17, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Aren't, "Asians" like 60% of the population of the planet?

GeorgiaBurning July 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm

More proof of American exceptionalism

Blunderthing July 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Fuck yeah. Callous prick arrogance will never go out of style!

Barrelhse July 17, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Veep, shit. She should be the KING!

chascates July 17, 2012 at 1:28 pm

"Who told you to call me Liz? Whoever told you that isn't a friend of yours!"

CountryClubJihadi July 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

I was just thinking about Liz and wondering how she's doing now.

DemmeFatale July 17, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I hope her tolerance and humility are rewarded the next time she finds herself in Chinatown.
(As an ESL tutor, with a lot of experience, I'm certain that Ms. Ehl could NEVER work nearly as hard at Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and Japanese as my students work at English.)

StanleyPain2 July 17, 2012 at 1:34 pm

This offends me beyond the capacity to describe it!! I mean, how can someone shut up AND speak English at the same time?? This an affront to logic!

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

So fucking proud of Seattle right now.

Diabeetis July 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Kind of makes it hard to believe that Asian Americans were at one time big GOP supporters. But I think it's because idiots like Ehl started becoming the loudest voices in the party since the mid-90's or so (the last Republican presidential candidate who won the Asian vote was Bob Dole).

Edith_Prickly July 17, 2012 at 2:32 pm

I think Miss Cunty McTwittertwat should be sent on exchange to Beijing and see how fast she picks up the native language. I suspect she'll get run over by a pack of senior citizens on bikes yelling "move your ass, round-eye!!" in Mandarin first.

a_pink_poodle July 17, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I think the only thing that can be said is… FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

ChessieNefercat July 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm

“It is a lesson to others that social media comments made in frustration not only can hurt others, but they exist long after the moment has passed.”

It's a lesson to others, but not to you? Is that what you are saying, you witless dolt?

Your social media comments weren't "made in frustration." They were made in selfishness and offhanded cruelty. That's not frustration honey, that's character.

Doktor Zoom July 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Is she as slippery as an Ehl, or is her clueless prating supposed to make us Ehl- Oh- Ehl?

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I love this comment. That is all.

Incidentally, Ehl-Oh-Ehl reminds me of my username, which properly should be Emm-El-Emm.

Pap Finn July 17, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Ha Ha (*sob*): Rebecca doesn't point out that Ehl works for a Republican because she doesn't have to. Bigots and sociopaths know which party truly represents them, and everyone with a grey cell in her head knows goddamn good and well which one it is.

emmelemm July 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Are you actually a Finn? If so, welcome and I love you.

SISU!

Guppy July 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Judging by that photo, this poor woman suffers from Boehner Disease.

gurukalehuru July 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Kathlyn Ehl? Kathryn Ehr is mole rike it.

fuflans July 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm

i don't know that anybody can make a witty song out of this shit.

miss_grundy July 17, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Hmmmmmm, I guess she doesn't understand that the tweets are public statements!!!!!!!

ttommyunger July 17, 2012 at 7:50 pm

One of the nicest things about living in a fairly large Country with over 300 Millions Citizens is that I most likely will never have to encounter this brittle, judgmental little cunt in person.

Chow Yun Flat July 17, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Mark Gor would like to tell Kathlyn Ehl to "Eat the rice".

Negropolis July 18, 2012 at 2:49 am

**sigh** Ehl, oh Ehl.

mrblifil July 18, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I'm picturing her in the midst of several unsavory and unpalatable sexual dilemmas.

Fox n Fiends July 17, 2012 at 12:59 pm

you people are lacist

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 17, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I'm pretty sure he'll find someone to fob this off on.

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