so solly

New ‘Ching Chong Chinaman’ Blithe Racist Is Washington Gov. Candidate’s Policy Aide

She sounds nice!Everybody remember “Ching Chong Chinaman,” the poor blithe racist at UCLA who thought uploading her comedy stylings about “Asians in the library” to Youtube was the height of sophistication, until she got hounded out of college? Well Youtube is so yesterday! Now there is Twitter for your casual hilarious racism, like these tweets from Kathlyn Ehl, a policy staffer to Washington state AG (and running for governor) Rob McKenna! She sounds nice! The Stranger reports!

Of course, those weren’t Ehl’s only hilariously un-PC tweets, and as soon as The Stranger asked for comment, suddently every single person in the office was in a very important meeting, and Ehl’s unsavory twats were scrubbed. Also, “she apologized,” according to McKenna’s campaign, but she doesn’t seem to have an actual statement to that effect? Maybe we read too fast. Oh yes, here it is: The Stranger had a hard time finding it, since McKenna’s office apparently has The Stranger on some kind of No Fly List.


“My actions were not just unfortunate, they were offensive,” she told the [Seattle Times]. “It is a lesson to others that social media comments made in frustration not only can hurt others, but they exist long after the moment has passed.” She’ll reportedly keep her job.

“Social media comments made in frustration”? It IS frustrating, to be unable to properly evince your hatred of old people and people who can’t walk good and have the gall to keep trying to walk anyway! Fuck them! Also, people speaking Asian! Fuck them harder!

Kathlyn Ehl for veep please.

[TheStranger]

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  • Jus_Wonderin

    Her actions test my ability to stay with commenting guidelines.

    • rickmaci

      Why? are the words "vile racist" and "retard ageist" no longer permitted?

      • Jus_Wonderin

        well, the "drater" one is.

      • 12X34X

        Since when can we not call a vile racist a vile racist?

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      I believe we're still able to suggest the consumption of a sack filled to bursting with sodium-infused rodent phalli.

      • 12X34X

        Seconded.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    So, Asians (instead of Mexicans) are the pinata in WA state? Nice–hope she gets serious toe fungus next time she gets a pedicure.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Could be there is a chink in Rob McKenna's armor.

      • Oblios_Cap

        And gook's getting inside of it?

      • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

        Time for McKenna to Nip this in the bud?

        • Fare la Volpe

          You guys should really shut your japs or you could get in trouble.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            This certainly puts a new slant on Mckenna's staffing decisions.

          • Fox n Fiends

            you people are lacist

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com ASHLEIGH_Joe

            I'm pretty sure he'll find someone to fob this off on.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Wait, you can tell them apart? Sharron Angle couldn't. I don't know how YOU do it.

    • savethispatient

      That explains the quality of the Mexican food…

    • BerkeleyBear

      Not a quality pinata, seeing as how they elected one Governor not all that long ago (who later went on to be a non-crazy driving Commerce Secretary and is currently ambassador to China). Dumbass staffer is gonna be the poster child for rallying the asian community to vote Dem this time around, along with everyone who isn't a racist moron.

    • caelanaegana

      Depends on which side of the mountains you're on. Over here if there's an old lady Mexican in the crosswalk, you run them over, and they are worth more points than the squirrels. At least on the coast people seem to know what those white stripey and green blinky things mean.

  • sbj1964

    Come in Tokyo! Come in Tokyo! Liberal media bullying people into acting like PC drones!

    • Negropolis

      Shut the hell up, por favor. Grassy ass.

  • mavenmaven

    Oh, "krazy girl" stuff like this is all the rage today, check this one out: http://www.redandblack.com/opinion/how-to-find-th

    • One_who_wanders

      I love that she is majoring in P.R.

      • fawkedifiknow

        When she signed up for the major, she thought it was "Pubic Relations." So, there's that.

    • rickmaci

      Too bad the comments are disabled. I was hoping to read more about the "down on two knees" stuff.

    • SorosBot

      This has got to be a parody:

      "That’s right ladies, four years to find a husband. Every true woman knows how vital it is to find the right brilliant babe to father their children and replenish their bank accounts. A Southern belle is nothing but a pretty face and pearls without a man to eat her cooking and appreciate her cleaning."

      • sullivanst
        • SorosBot

          As I (and Chickikovich) figured. The biggest giveaway is that she used phrases like "trophy wife" and "MRS degree" as if she was being serious, when only people mocking that mindset and those types of idiots use those phrases.

      • Negropolis

        I read "a man to eat her cooking" as "a man to eat her cookie." lol

    • Chichikovovich

      I'm with SorosB. This is undoubtedly a parody. What is happening, I'll wager is that this is when the new editors come in, or the old editors go out, at this Georgia student newspaper. So they have a "parody" issue by the outgoing editors as a swan song, or as an introduction to the new gang. It's the summer, slow time around campus, why not have a laugh. [This is the custom at a lot of student papers.]

      It's not clearly marked "joke" because (maybe) it's coming out in a joke issue.

      • mavenmaven

        Yeah sure, and I bet some people think Colbert is satire, too.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Sorta as posted on the Stranger, a lot of these Thuglicans are:
    #2dumb2tweetertwat

    Go Jay Inslee, too also.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      He's sort of uninspiring, like the Al Gore of WA, or something. But I intend to vote for him.

      • emmelemm

        Uninspiring, maybe. But at least he's a "nice guy". McKenna is such a fucking weasel!

        AUUHHGHRRHHHGGGGAAAAAA@#$$%%!@#$$$ I hate that fucking guy.

  • joyinil

    I think she needs anger management classes.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      So young, and so angry already.
      Wait till life hits you in the face, honey!

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Yes, it worked so well for Charlie Sheen.

  • Sassomatic

    If you are offended by these comments, you shouldn't blame her, you should blame Obama, for being black a SOCIALIST.

  • SorosBot

    One thing I've never understood is the racist "speak English!!" bullshit so many morans spew. What the fuck does it matter to you what language other people are using for a private conversation that doesn't involve you?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I can see/hear the racist in that contorted over enunciated, elevated volume that says "Speak English and my loud voice will make sure you understand".

      • SorosBot

        Just once, I would love to hear someone getting that treatment to respond by speaking very loudly and slowly in their native language to the idiot and see how he/she responds.

    • SorosBot

      It certainly shouldn't be socially acceptable.

      • Oblios_Cap

        She wins a Dirty Sanchez!

      • monsieurleghorn

        I completely agree with you. Need to work on my snark. Evidently it's not coming through.

        • SorosBot

          Oh no, it came through; I was just lamenting the fact that it is generally socially acceptable to most people.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com ASHLEIGH_Joe

      It's borne out of this weird narcissism that assumes either that you are the subject of any conversation you can't make out, or that you have a right to be a party to any conversation going on within earshot.

      Not really a coincidence that these are the same people who are SUPER ANGRY that they have to press 1 for English, sometimes. How DARE a call center enable people to seek service in the language in which they are most fluent? What sort of business would put the ability of a significant minority of customers to do business with them at all over the mild annoyance of a different minority of customers, who happen to be awful people anyway????

      • SorosBot

        But that means English speakers, the only important people to matter, have to spend an extra fifteen seconds to get to their call! How dare the PC police force them into the most minor of inconveniences?

        • emmelemm

          15 seconds??? Come on, more like 3 seconds.

          • SorosBot

            Well these tend to be very slow, dim-witted people.

    • Callyson

      It's because they are paranoid that people who are not speaking English are talking about them and making fun of them.

      Hell, I'll do that in English if you prefer, wingnuts…

      • SorosBot

        Those complete strangers having a private conversation near me must be mocking my balding head and beer gut!

    • Buckminster

      It's especially offensive to those of us who grew up with elderly relatives who were still more fluent in German or Norwegian than in English. I suppose this dumb girl thinks they should all go back where they came from, even though they lived the majority of their lives working in the United States.

      • finette_

        I've seen Cajun French speakers get really up in arms over accommodation of Hispanics. Like, because their ancestors were discriminated against and punished in school for speaking their first language, we must now continue to do that to everyone. I don't get it.

      • anniegetyerfun

        How is it especially offensive to people with relatives who speak another language? My grandmother spoke Russian, but this comment is aimed specifically at Asians who speak something other than English.

    • freakishlywrong

      Indeed. Consider the "misspelt" signs at bagger rallies, I could say the same to them.

    • OurHoboSenator

      My late grandmother would always switch to Serbian when she needed to make an important point in a public place, like that "This store is full of nothing but black people."

    • Swampgas_Man

      But they might be talking about ME!!

    • Guppy

      But if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear!

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

    "Ehl" is the new "meh."

  • ph7

    I aid in Rob McKenna's campaign for Governor in 2012. My primary duties include preparing and gathering research materials, monitoring the media, and providing rapid responses to a wide variety of policy issues as they arise.

    You know who else offered a rapid response to a wide variety of policy issues?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Donald "Ratfucker" Segretti?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Mittborg?

    • RedneckMuslin

      Richard Milhous Nixon?

    • fartknocker

      Karl "Tiny Dildos in My Ass" Rove?

    • SorosBot

      Speedy Gonzales?

    • Fare la Volpe

      Nobody. Ever.

    • chicken_thief

      Sarah Lou Palin?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Monica Lewinsky?

      providing rapid responses to a wide variety of "policy issues" as they arise

    • http://parterre.com La_Cieca

      providing rabid responses to a wide variety of "policy issues" as they arise

    • HistoriCat

      The Sludge Report?

    • http://mwittier.tumblr.com/ mwittier

      The Butterball Turkey Hotline?

  • Sassomatic

    My comment has to be approved by admin? What is this, the Holocaust? I have literally been put into a gas chamber, and have had candles made out of my fat.

    • memzilla

      Tell us about the lovely lampshade they made out of the skin you're not using, too.

    • freakishlywrong

      You know who ELSE had to approve comments?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Whoa! That'd be a lot of candles!

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      Literally!

  • sudsmckenzie

    Who the fuck names their child 'Kathlyn'?

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      Beatty & Bening's firstborn probably is asking the same thing?

      (among other things)~

    • gullywompr

      Parents couldn't pronounce R's. So solly.

      • GeorgiaBurning

        shut up and speak engrish

    • Preferred Customer

      Substituting "y"s for actual vowels in names is a hott new trend in non-Elitist, Real Amyrica. Just ask Mygyn Kylly.

      • sudsmckenzie

        Back in my day you could just slap a "Jo" on to the front or the back, as was the style of the time.

      • savethispatient

        I blame the Welsh.

        • Preferred Customer

          Wylsh.

        • emmelemm

          Perfectly reasonable.

    • Fare la Volpe

      The same woman who calls her other baby "Mychayla."

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Everybody now wants their kid to be on reality TV, where they like white trash with weird names

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com ASHLEIGH_Joe

    I work at a hospital, and here's some trivia:

    a) People in wheelchairs ain't any faster, dunkass, they just take up more space and need someone to push them.

    b) Independant mobility is very strongly associated with prospective life expectancy amongst the elderly. I know a ton of patients who fight tooth and nail to stay out of a wheelchair and away from a walker, for exactly that reason.

    c) Based on a) and b), Kathlyn Ehl is an unconscionably terrible person, and should probably take the first half of her bizarrely contradictary racist advise to the #asians to heart herself, and shut the fuck up for a little while.

  • Sassomatic

    If you are offended by these comments, you should be blaming Obama. Or something.

  • SorosBot

    “My actions were not just unfortunate, they were offensive,”

    That's not actually an apology. What will she say next, "My fist hitting your face was not just unfortunate, it was physically painful"?

    • Fare la Volpe

      "My tire iron hitting your car was not just unfortunate, it was expensive."

    • freakishlywrong

      "I'm sorry if you lost a toof by me punching you in the face."

    • bobbert

      While it is not, technically, an apology (due to the absence of any form of "I'm sorry"), it is higher quality than the usual nonpology. She says "they were offensive", rather than "unfortunately, some people may have been offended" or similar customary bullshit.

      I'd give her a 6.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    I guess she's going to hear: We Chinese (Amercians). We play joke. We no givey your Republican (not Lepubrican, bitch) candidate a vote.

    • prommie

      Come on now, Hop Sing, back to the kitchen, make chow for Hoss, chop chop.

  • Estproph

    Yeah! Shut up and speak English, all you Asians! While you're at it, quit being so black, black people! Stop limping, cripples! Hey old people, stop being so old!

    The biggest problem with Twitter is that people use it.

    • BarackMyWorld

      Homeless people go home.

      • Estproph

        Damn but I wish I'd thought of that one.

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com ASHLEIGH_Joe

        Minimum-wage serfs, get a job!

    • Buckminster

      I'm not sure this dumb bunny qualifies for membership in the group "people."

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      Sounds like how much I love Whole Foods except for the other customers.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        You know they're saying the same thing about you.

        • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

          No. The look I get from them reads, "What is this fat bitch doing at Whole Foods? This place is for people who want to eat HEALTHY. She is in my way and I have way more important stuff than she has to do"

    • emmelemm

      The biggest problem with Twitter is that people use it.

      Nail, meet head.

      • CthuNHu

        Ow.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      Gays need 2 stop walkin gay talkin gay shoppin gay they shood b str8 n stuff roflmao

      I don't twitter/tweet/whatever, did I get it right?

  • http://twitter.com/bookofruthless boobookitteh

    What I find most offensive is that people are too stupid to realize that anything they put on the internets is public. Despite any 'privacy settings' you may employ.

    I mean how many pictures of junk and racist ramblings have to get people publicly embarrassed or fired from their jobs before people get this??

    I fear for humanity. Not only for the racism and ageism, but the sheer fucking stupidity and inability to use the fucking internets.

  • Callyson

    What's Mandarin for "You shut up, you moron?"

    • mavenmaven

      "oh, american, hello"

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      'i own your ass soon'?

  • rickmaci

    Tells you everything you need to know about HIM as a candidate and what he would stand for as state Attorney f*ing General that he didn't fire this b++++ on the spot.

    • chicken_thief

      He would fire her, but she gives great head. And isn't nearly as expensive as rentboy.com.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      He has made some (very clumsy) political steps rightward since he's decided to run for Gov. He used to be the moderate Republican that even the blue side of the state could support, but since he's tried to start rallying the base, the results have been, well, predictable.

  • Billmatic

    I bet the old man was asian, too.

  • Terry

    So sweet of her to turn her screw up into A Lesson We Can All Learn.

    "She’ll reportedly keep her job."

    Yes, because she got her job via Daddy's massive campaign contributions.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      US Amercia, the, um, meritocracy!

      • savethispatient

        The Supreme Court ruled that money was merit.

      • YasserArraFeck

        That's "melitoclacy", lound-eye!!

    • Chichikovovich

      We shouldn't discount the possibility that she and the would-be Senator have made a Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Twats gotta Tweet. Apparently it's today's socially-hip form of drunk dialing.

  • Callyson

    McKenna's statement…"She has done the right thing by apologizing. I am hopeful that she has learned a humbling lesson that will give her greater perspective about having charity in her heart when considering the challenges faced by others.”

    Being Asian is a challenge? Jesus, some Reeps never learn…

    • Fare la Volpe

      Of course it's a challenge — they have to put up with racists twats like this.

  • le petit mort

    Imagine her rage if an Asian was driving the wheelchair.

    • sewollef

      …. and limping, slowly, across the crosswalk. Talking in Asian to her blah friend…. who is also limping, slowly, across the crosswalk.

    • snackypants

      Your p-ness deserves to be much bigger from that comment.

  • anniegetyerfun

    For me, the most offensive part of this is that there is someone who believes that "Shut up and speak" is a meaningful phrase.

  • Goonemeritus

    Slow walking Asians wouldn’t be a problem for her if we would just come to our senses and stop letting women drive!

    • BarackMyWorld

      Amirightthisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout.

  • SayItWithWookies

    It's amazing that on a planet with more than six billion people, so many of them think their wants and desires should be everyone else's top priority. I'd like to see a game show in which all of these pestilences spend a month together in a big house with one bathroom.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      You're not Señor Cranky, are you?

      • SayItWithWookies

        No, but we're fb friends, if that makes me any cooler.

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      Make that one bathroom filled with hungry Komodo dragons.

    • http://mwittier.tumblr.com/ mwittier

      Why are people always creating employment for Julie Chen?

  • elburritodeluxe

    She sounds like a real sweet kid. I'm sure she'll be a real asset to the campaign.

    • CthuNHu

      …and by "et" I mean "hole"…

  • Papa_Uniform

    Was wondering if WA had gotten the minimum number of morons "working" this election. Ms Ehl leaves no doubt.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Her tweets read like a script to a Disney movie from before Walt died.

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    BOOO! More Yellow Journalism From Teh Wonkette!

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      But Wonkette is the Golden Shower of Journalism!

  • Dildeaux

    She should retroactively resign her position.

    Then she should go fuck herself with a bag of old used hyoperdermic syringes.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Yikes.

  • shortsandpants

    This isn't fair when she has to deal with all those cretins talking smack about dumb white bitches, ya know?

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    sounds like that old person should definitely be behind-the-wheel. especially if also asian

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Always smart to alienate the Asian vote in Washington. I assume that McKenna will be making fun of Swedes and Norwegians next.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Shenanigans! No claim of race-baiting!

  • One_Man_Band

    Between those funny radio guys making fun of Nate Shinagawa's name, to interns demanding that Asians speak English, it is nice to see that rightwingers can take time out from their primary focus of hating blahs to throw a little racism towards our Asian friends.

    • emmelemm

      Hispanics/Latinos are feeling left out.

      • One_Man_Band

        I somehow forgot to add "Debbie Spent-it-now," also, too.

        They've got some catching up to do to make the messicans feel as appreciated.

        • emmelemm

          I got an email from Ms. Stabenow that that ad had started appearing on TVs again. Somehow. After it was supposedly "disavowed" or what have you.

  • elburritodeluxe

    Is she on China policy or aging policy for the candidate?

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/hamsterpantsworld Hammiepants

    What an entitled cunty shitheel. I hope she gets run over by an elderly Asian on a Rascal.

  • proudgrampa

    If my daughter did shit like this, I would disinherit her

    Not that there's that much to disinherit…

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Good thing Washington State doesn't have that many Asians. Oh wait…

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    And you southerners thought you had a monopoly on all the racist assholes in the country. Although she is suspiciously tan for a Washingtonian. Perhaps a transplant from a more racisty part of the country?

    • Estproph

      Undoubtedly daddy owns a chain of tanning salons.

      • Nostrildamus

        I walk by a tanning shop on my way to work (N Seattle). The people in there have a very strange hue. Our neighborhood's mostly white, but with a mix of Hispanics, Asians and Ethiopians. That tan shop color is not found in nature.

    • Diabeetis

      The Pacific Northwest in general is infested with racist assholes, actually. Lots of neo-Nazis up there, too.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    I can't wait to follow her on Pinterest.
    I hope she posts the recipes to the Sweet & Sour Bag of Dicks she's having for lunch.

  • Gopherit

    If she'd ease up on the adderall and coke a bit, she might not be such a bitch. Still, just looking at how far apart her eyes are……fetal alcohol syndrome is a bitch.

  • Chichikovovich

    她的头骨他妈的智力低下

    • UnholyMoses

      If possible, I'd upfist that comment so many times one would need an abacus to count that high.

    • bobbert

      Strangely, that translates to German as "Ehl".

    • sezme

      Getting past the guidelines… Sneaky Asian!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Update: she twatted this while shopping at the Uwajimaya in the international district!

    • anniegetyerfun

      Wait, for serious?

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        You just read it on the Internet, so it must be true!

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    I'd hate to see how she reacts to someone in a wheelchair being pushed along by an Asian kickboxer/MMA fighter with a thick accent asking for directions…

  • UnholyMoses

    Twitter does a damn good job of ensuring massive amounts of stupid are packed into as few characters as possible. #atwunttypeswhat

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    Aren't, "Asians" like 60% of the population of the planet?

    • GeorgiaBurning

      More proof of American exceptionalism

  • Blunderthing

    Fuck yeah. Callous prick arrogance will never go out of style!

  • Barrelhse

    Veep, shit. She should be the KING!

  • chascates

    "Who told you to call me Liz? Whoever told you that isn't a friend of yours!"

    • CountryClubJihadi

      I was just thinking about Liz and wondering how she's doing now.

  • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

    I hope her tolerance and humility are rewarded the next time she finds herself in Chinatown.
    (As an ESL tutor, with a lot of experience, I'm certain that Ms. Ehl could NEVER work nearly as hard at Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and Japanese as my students work at English.)

  • StanleyPain2

    This offends me beyond the capacity to describe it!! I mean, how can someone shut up AND speak English at the same time?? This an affront to logic!

  • emmelemm

    So fucking proud of Seattle right now.

  • Diabeetis

    Kind of makes it hard to believe that Asian Americans were at one time big GOP supporters. But I think it's because idiots like Ehl started becoming the loudest voices in the party since the mid-90's or so (the last Republican presidential candidate who won the Asian vote was Bob Dole).

  • Edith_Prickly

    I think Miss Cunty McTwittertwat should be sent on exchange to Beijing and see how fast she picks up the native language. I suspect she'll get run over by a pack of senior citizens on bikes yelling "move your ass, round-eye!!" in Mandarin first.

  • a_pink_poodle

    I think the only thing that can be said is… FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

  • ChessieNefercat

    “It is a lesson to others that social media comments made in frustration not only can hurt others, but they exist long after the moment has passed.”

    It's a lesson to others, but not to you? Is that what you are saying, you witless dolt?

    Your social media comments weren't "made in frustration." They were made in selfishness and offhanded cruelty. That's not frustration honey, that's character.

  • http://www.indiegogo.com/revive-vlad Doktor Zoom

    Is she as slippery as an Ehl, or is her clueless prating supposed to make us Ehl- Oh- Ehl?

    • emmelemm

      I love this comment. That is all.

      Incidentally, Ehl-Oh-Ehl reminds me of my username, which properly should be Emm-El-Emm.

  • Pap Finn

    Ha Ha (*sob*): Rebecca doesn't point out that Ehl works for a Republican because she doesn't have to. Bigots and sociopaths know which party truly represents them, and everyone with a grey cell in her head knows goddamn good and well which one it is.

    • emmelemm

      Are you actually a Finn? If so, welcome and I love you.

      SISU!

  • Guppy

    Judging by that photo, this poor woman suffers from Boehner Disease.

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    Kathlyn Ehl? Kathryn Ehr is mole rike it.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i don't know that anybody can make a witty song out of this shit.

  • miss_grundy

    Hmmmmmm, I guess she doesn't understand that the tweets are public statements!!!!!!!

  • ttommyunger

    One of the nicest things about living in a fairly large Country with over 300 Millions Citizens is that I most likely will never have to encounter this brittle, judgmental little cunt in person.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Mark Gor would like to tell Kathlyn Ehl to "Eat the rice".

  • Negropolis

    **sigh** Ehl, oh Ehl.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    I'm picturing her in the midst of several unsavory and unpalatable sexual dilemmas.