OMG send the children from the room, you are about to see (or have just seen? Little quick with the clicky finger there, huh bub?) PORNOGRAPHY. Leave it to a black man to be totally unable to control his lust, for all the world to see! Look there, at this Socialist Usurper busy ravaging some black lady’s mouth, he cannot even help himself! (Except the first time they were on the Kiss Cam, when he got full-blocked.)
Below, for comparison and context, is how a white gentleman rapes his wife’s mouth, just cold pressing his face all over her unwilling lips, holding her immobilized so she cannot escape and he can rut her in the fashion he chooses, like a horse, or a gibbon. Now that’s romance!
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If she's not careful she'll give her husband amnesia, happened to me.
I'd say keep your pecker up, but this is America, so . . . Seriously, all the best to you.
I am so exhausted, combo jet-lag, fear, worry and lack of sleep that I feel punchy this morning.
Call me, Lizzie. I have my phone in hand.
Lizzie!
Sending good thoughts….
I loved hearing you laugh when you called and I answered by saying, "Mmm, what are you wearing?" You have a very naughty and sexy laugh.
You are awesomeness itself, my friend! Just got off phone with Jack he is pre-diabetic and his cholesterol is sky-high so we need to take care of that and he has a thyroid problem as well, so all in all not awful. No heart problem.
I'd say keep your pecker up
She will, however, keep her pucker up. Time heals wounds; here's hoping kisses heal freak-memory loss~
I wish I could upfist this harder.
Though I refuse to believe that the memory problems of Alberto Gonzales and 95% of the Reagan administration after Iran-Contra had anything to do with super-quality sexytime.
Chich, could you please email Rebecca so that she can bounce an email from me to you, please.
No problem. I'll do it right away.
You know that happened to me, with the current wife, took me two days to think of my name. I knew I couldn't let her get away after that.
What the hell? I don't want to see Al Gore this morning. Now I feel like I have global cooling in my naughty bits.
An Inconvenient Kisser.
He must have lost his last piece of juicy fruit in Tipper's mouth…and hers was rather voluminous but well kept I am told.
Yea, that Tipper could freeze a desert.
Nobody made you watch.
It's like a traffic accident. You know you shouldn't gawk, but you can't look away.
"Where are the black women at?"
Stop raising the fucking bar for the rest of us poor married slobs!
Right? Now anytime you take your wife to a game, you have to dread that damned cam because, you know, the President did it. You can't just shout at her to go get you a beer and a sammich.
Man, if I was kissing Michelle, it would be a LOT sloppier than that!
The Romneybot 3000 must do this now, even if it means some parts may rust. When's the next polo match?
He'll do it in London, at the dresssage.
Mostly because no one will be watching.
I think he will be kissing the horse in London.
Oh, Ann's prettier than that…
I look forward to hearing how this blatant display of Obama's healthy, strong, affectionate, child-producing marriage is an assault on traditional marriage.
The traditional marriage is one between two WHITE people…duh…
Too true. There's a reason all blacks could do in the antebellum South was "jump the broom".
There will be baby boomlet in 9 months due to this. I suppose that was his plan all along.
this made me realize that if Michelle were to get pregnant now….that would be a lock for his re-election
Maybe POTUS can start a kissing booth business in 2017.
Hey, I just thought of a way he can raise more money than the citizen's united crowd for this election.
I know it is probably irrational and mean, but I want to punch Al Gore every time I see him. Just square up and jack his ass, right where he is mashing his face into poor Tipper's skull. I harbor a lot of resentment at the guy.
Aw I just finally saw the PresO one, and he is good, he is really really good and sweet to her and fuck everybody that says anything bad about them, they are lovely.
You are so gay!
For MichelleO, you are urban dictionary definition of the word correct sir. And for love, love, love, such beautiful natural happy and perfect love like these here Obama-folks, I am all about some 20s style gayness, you shut up, I can accidentally be happy about nice things if I would like. Stomp. stomp. stomp.
Of all the websites my employer bans, I miss urban dictionary most. It makes it impossible for me to keep up with you whippersnappers and your groovy hip lingo.
It's like my second google without a doubt, and a good "what to do on vacation" type guide. Lots of crazy shit going on in this world man, lots of it.
Silly! Things are gnarly and rad these days, not groovy and hip! All the hepcats say so!
She's a Latin American squirrel? Who knew!
What did Gore ever do to you?
I feel he did not do the best job he could have in order to defeat the Bush. I believe he turned his back on what could have saved him and us – the Clinton-geist of it all, I feel it was a tactical decision that ruined a lot of stuff and it still pisses me off, you know?
That and he stood me up one time for a Tennessee Bama Sadie Hawkins Mixer.
We didn't realize the stakes were going to be so high. I don't blame Gore, I blame fucking Slick Willie, Ralph Nader, "they're all the same" liberals and the Supreme Court.
Do not say that fucking name fucking ralph fucking nader motherfucking fucker.
I will never forgive Nader. Ever.
You're right, his priggishness kept Clinton at a distance.
When I talked to Clinton himself, (at a July 4th party in Chappaqua where I used to live), he said that Gore only asked him to campaign for him in the last two days, and by then, it was too late. He said he could have really helped him in the (very difficult) Southern states, but that he didn't have the time.
His almost photographic memory of the voting stats was uncanny.
He also said that Bush was under-estimated and greatly aided by the mobilizing of the NRA. *sigh*
Edit: I know there's a lot of controversy about Clinton, but he was a marvelous campaigner.
Oh my gosh what I would not give for an audience with Bill! (I would be HIS audience, like seriously, any any any time)
I could listen to him and cry and he could pet my head and make me feel better, worse, whatever. I seriously envy you this encounter greatly.
And choosing Lieberman was not the best idea either.
I can see the Fox chryon: Obama attacks woman at basketball game
I do not want to see any Mitt on Ann , or Ann on Rafalaca, action, thank-you.
Have no fear, no one-including Mitt and Ann- has ever seen that. It has been through a hole in the sheet, lights off…..That is all.
Barry kisses Michelle while Mitt kisses…the election goodbye?
Fox News headline: Obama Pushes Boundaries On Public Sexual Displays
Egged on by one minor child no less.
Where the POTUS FLOTUS porn parody at?
This is the "soak in a warm, rose-scented tub then plunge in a freezing lake" of PDA vids.
In case I'm ever within lip distance of Michelle Obama, I have installed a Kiss Cam on my hat.
Wait, there's only one video, the Al Gore one; where's the video referred to in the headline?
I hope this doesn't lead to Mittens copying this video too. Dear Dog no!
I'm just looking forward to the kiss on November 6th…
Unless he vows to show his libtards some love next term, she might shut down that show.
They hate them so much, see how much the "American People" hate them?
Give that kid six months and she will move from clapping to rolling her eyes.
She already is, inside. But she's a trouper, y'know. A big part of being First Kid.
I think you're right. I remember at the inauguration and for some time afterwards (until the First Parents succeeded in getting the First Kids off the media radar) I kept seeing Malia with a camera. I suspect that she has a pretty good idea, for her age, of the momentous place in our nation's history of daddy's job and was/is intent on documenting it.
And yeah, she's okay with rolling her eyes on the inside.
I'm guessing it'll be a while before Rebecca can stop hitting the replay button long enough to post anything else.
Could these two people be any more adorable?
That was my response. Only I said it as "awwwwwwww"
I cannot view the footage.
totally unable to control his lust, etc.
So "Fifty Shades of Blah, The Film" is already straight to youtube, then?
I don't have snark for this. Except for my BF Uncle Joe Biden and his old lady once, I have never seen any public figures who so obviously have so much real affection for each other and aren't afraid to show it. It warms my coal black stony heart.
That kid behind them with the Duke shirt is probably getting shelled in the YT comments.
I mean, that's a good lookin couple, know what i'm sayin? Michelle is like really healthy and strong, and he's all smoove and good at gettin her in the mood, must be like the fuckin 4th of July when the clothes come off
Malia totally made them do it. Right before he kisses Michelle, Malia sees that they're on the Kiss Cam and starts telling them to kiss. This is perhaps the first time in recorded history that a teenager was not mortified by parental PDA — certainly among First Families.( Imagine Nixon tonguing Pat at a Redskins game…)
Nixon once said "America cannot stand pat."
Some things unseen cannot be ununseen….
"Mrs. Gobblecocks…"
It's a shame that Pat Nixon never got the limelight she deserved, because of Dick being president. People kept everything quiet. The press had some respect in those days, for private life. But she was an unbelievable bawdy comedienne, doing the Borscht Belt and then Vegas. Even did an act with Rusty Warren for a few years. The anonymous harmony voice on "Bounce Your Boobies"? That was Pat. And you should have heard her spectacular version of "The Aristocrats" at the Shecky Green roast at the Sands in '67. Probably the best one ever – I thought Buddy Hackett was going to burst a blood vessel from laughing. After the filming stopped of course – too blue to go on record. But the people who were there will never forget it.
Wait. Was hers the joke that ended "But the Jew in the donkey costume has to go"?
I just read Wonkete for the ads.
Actually wait, that's not better.
Dang! Get a room, you two!
I keep trying, but she never answers my calls. Oh, you mean the President and Michelle — ahem — ha ha — nevermind.
I'll bet Mitt's equivalent of warming Ann up goes something like "Close your eyes and think of my Swiss bank account."
…I'm going to make a deposit in a foreign entity…I love the way you hide your assets…You really turn me on. Really, when you flip that switch near my control panel I get turned on…"
And Ann tells herself "Remember what mama said, just lie on your back and think of England, I mean the trust funds."
Wow – this is some quality porn here.
…and he wasn't wearing a Flag lapel pin….HITLER!!
the most insulting part was when they gave him the real tall costume for the Halftime "Sausage Race."
He don't fool me one second. It's all a ploy to grab our guns and send us to FEMA camps for our death panels.
I would metaphorically beat a certain asshole Justice to death with the metaphorical severed head of a certain consumer advocate. I am writing a punk opera based on this scenario which I think would also make a great hyper-violent video game.
Shall I start up the Trans Am and put the ammo in the trunk? You guys sound a little "shooty."
Yeah but I think we're gonna need a minivan to tote all this aggression. Reality do take a bite, but man, I need some heavy artillery if'n I'ma get a metaphorical shot at fixing what the Supremes did in '00.
May I suggest a Suburban?
I was just gonna say I have been listening to Tom Morello, then the Fakakta one mentions him too. He does get the blood up, I am feeling particularly Louisville Sluggery today. Revolution of One style.
This might be excellent therapy – getting to metaphorically grand theft auto the shit outta Katherine Harris would do my soul some good. Tom Morello for the soundtrack and we got us a plan.
Anger is a gift.
Where are the black women at?
Now the Romoney campaign will feel obligated to come up with a response that has Mitt-ch a Sketch kissing the AnnBot on 5 different networks. Ewwwwww…
If that happens, we can say in chorus, "congratulations on your second term, President Obama".
I can definitely fap to this, as loving and tenderness is my fetish.
Sicko!
Then you probably don't want to hear about the blindfold play, whipped cream, and Homeworld elements, either.
Y'know, I was trying not to masturbate any more than I already had today, but you're making this very, very difficult.
I know what you mean – Wonkette even made scissors sexy for me.
i was gonna complain about the grumpy skinheads behind them but I surmised that they are Secret Service skinheads.
DOUBLE DRIBBLE!
He totally palmed it!
Those three men behind them must be either (a) Secret Service agents, or (b) the most joyless human beings on earth. I have a bad feeling that they are the latter…
KISS cam? I was hoping the Pres was wearing Ace Frehley's makeup.
Stop politicizing basketball!
i realized afterwards that i had puckered up MY lips, like i was waiting for michelle's turn to be over.
is this some kind of new mind control that obamz has mastered?
good dog! i hope so.
felt nice.
I hope the KissCam at the Olympics focuses on Mittens and Rafalca.
thank you rebecca
Knock her up, Barry. If you want to win re-election, tell us we've got another little brown baby on the way.
Oh hell, just lie and SAY she's pregnant and fake a miscarriage in October. (Yeah, I'm *that* hardcore.)
Good thing the Fuck Cam was out of commission….Best to let Republicans keep on thinking they know what actual sex is like.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Foxy Brown?
yeah that shit did. not. help.
It was a stunning occasion.
We invited them, and had just decided they weren't coming, when the black SUVs pulled up. There were about 25 of us there, and they stayed for 2 hours. Bill "held court" in the living room, and Hillary was in the back yard.
She had to drag him away, pulling on his arm, and reminding him that Chelsea was home with friends(!).
It was great to be in their "hometown."
So Bill gets a wink and a "you rascal!", but Al Gore gets kicked in the nads?
Look, the heart wants what it wants, and I know it is not fair, but I think BillC could have helped win the re-election for the dems and would have if Al hadn't been so afraid of blowjobs. And I would not kick Al in the nads, just pop him in the mouth. I voted for the guy, I would have MUCH LOVED had he won, I just think he's way more a part of the reason he didn't than Bill.
I should grab a birthday cake and hop a flight to NY to be with you on your birthday tomorrow. I awoke this morning and thought it was Wednesday already.
Wishing the best, Double L.
I think Bill's charisma alone could have helped Gore.
I met die-hard Republicans that were charmed by him.
Gore did not have this power.
Chet: I think many in the US gave Bill a "wink" (eventually).
I was also shocked and dismayed by his actions, but was disappointed in Gore's prudish campaign, and Lieberman's censorious attitude.
Thanks Baby!
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