THAT IS RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE  3:58 pm July 16, 2012

A History Of Scott Baio, Newest Romney Donor, Not Being Racist

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Editrix loved Chachi Some time in the distant sworls of misty time, Mitt Romney’s newest backer (to the tune of 10,000 simoleons), Scott Baio, of Joanie Loves Chachi, sent out a “funny” tweeter of Michelle Obama, and he was all like U UGLY LOL and other tweeterers called him racist, even though he didn’t call Michelle Obama a monkey or photoshop her in a bucket of fried chicken OR ANYTHING! Join us for a trip through Scott Baio not being racist, where it says “read more.”

  • “I’m NOT racist for posting a pic of M.O. My WIFE’S BEST FRD IS BLACK,HELLO”
  • “Do I look like I’m racist? This is Renee’s BEST frd. STOP USING THE RACE CARD!!!”
  • “If I’m racist, don’t think I would have Directed shows like The Parkers & The Wayans Bros. or worked 41 eps w/ Victoria Rowell on D.Murder”

As the fine folks at Videogum have been known to say from time to time: HE RESTS HIS CASE.

[Jezebel/HuffPo]

 
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Limeylizzie July 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Rebecca, you need to check out his wife's Tweeter feed, she is vile! I think it is @mrsscottbaio

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Seriously? Her feed is MrsScottBaio?

Um, I always thought you wanted your Twitter feed to have a bit more permanence, and marriages in Hollywood are about as perishable as a souffle.

Indeed, it is @mrsscottbaio

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Demi Moore was @mrskutcher until she left him and went to rehab because he couldn't stop banging everyone. It's the 2010's equivalent of tattooing your honey's name on you. Kiss of death!

Crank_Tango July 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I preferred it when it was @mrsredbullwhipit

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

So did Ashton.

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Well, in Mrs Scott Baio's defense, she– unlike Demi– was a nobody before she was a has-been.

UnholyMoses July 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Classy tweet from Ms. Chachi:

"I will NOT vote 4 the man that bows & apologizes 2 terrorist, doesn't salute our US flag, or put hand on Bible to be sworn in."

So that Bible that he was sworn in with was … a dictionary?

Stupid twunt is stupid.

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

is that the blond chick he knocked up when they did that reality show "Scott Baio is 40 and Single"? She sucked.

kittensdontlie July 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Yes she is and she does. They are two peas in a pod. Can't figure out who's rabid-batsh*t crazier. It's a tie. Of course she was pregnant before they were married. " Do as I say not as I do….

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I dunno, it took half a dozen tweets before I got to an "OBAMAS FROM KENYA" tweet. So, not as bad as it could be?

UnholyMoses July 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm

No, it's worse: She ripped someone for not spelling correctly.

I repeat: She went after someone for incorrect spelling.

On Twitter.

**blink**

**blink blink**

prommie July 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

How how is Mr. Limey?

Limeylizzie July 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Well, he cannot remember the last two days, but the cat scan was clean, they are keeping him in overnight, nothing definite yet, but they seem to think it was a very slight bleed due to high blood pressure, so not as terrifying as I thought this morning. I had a rough few hours there, all his kids were at a wedding in the mountains with spotty cell service, but we managed to fly them home to LA so he has family with him and i am just waiting to see what happens next before I fly back.

redarmyzombie July 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Well, we're glad to hear the situation's better.

Limeylizzie July 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Thanks to all my imaginary friends for their best wishes!

prommie July 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Very very glad to hear its better than initially feared.

Limeylizzie July 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Thanks baby

UnholyMoses July 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Good to read all is well!

Many good thoughts headed your way.

Nostrildamus July 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Seems kinda Muslimy.

OkieDokieDog July 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm

lol I went and read her tweeter stuffs yesterday. Her bio has something about marrying the dream boat of some teen girls from 35 years ago or something like that. She was in a tweeter war with someone over Obama and then she was excited about dinner at some Italian restaurant.

Butch_Wagstaff July 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm

went 2 ethnic restarant! lol

Chill_Bill July 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Joanie loves Chachi, but Mitt loves money.

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Actually, it's more like "Joanie Loves Chocha". I wouldn't blame her, the way Baio's such a dick

smokefilledroommate July 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Joanie loves Crotchie.

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Lemme see…."some of my best friends…"? Check. "I work with blahs…"? Check. "You're the real racist"? Check.

I think he's hit all the high spots. Did I miss any?

KeepFnThatChicken July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

He hit the racist-non-racist trifecta! Win Place Show.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

QUIT PLAYING THE RACE CARD

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Well, I filed that under "You're the real racist!"

WhatTheHeck July 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

“I like fried chicken.”

rocktonsam July 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm

green trumps blah every time

RedneckMuslin July 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Who's Scott Baio? Is he famous?

Hammiepants July 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

In his head, yes.

widestanceromance July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Only to fans of atrocious television.

SorosBot July 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Excuse me, Happy Days was good, and Arrested Development was just plain awesome.

Crank_Tango July 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

He couldn't hold a candle to Barry Zuckercorn tho…

widestanceromance July 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I'll take your word about 'AD', but withhold comment about 'HD'. And give an upfist just the same.

Dr. Nick Riviera July 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

The "Valu-Time" off brand Tony Danza

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

You get the sense his agent is Vince of Sham-Wow commercial fame.

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Chachi would Slap Chop the shit out of the Sham Wow guy. You're gonna like my nuts.

GregComlish July 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

"Williard in Charge": worst sitcom ever

memzilla July 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

As the plantation owner said: "Some of my best blacks are friends."

UW8316154 July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

To which Mitt nodded and replied: "Some of my best friends own black people."

freddymcmurray July 16, 2012 at 5:35 pm

that plantation was owned by my "investment group" waaaaay after I left the group (jk not really).

Negropolis July 17, 2012 at 3:12 am

Wait, what are you joking about? That you were alive in the Antebellum South? lol

freddymcmurray July 17, 2012 at 3:29 am

oops, should have put quotes around the whole thing, as if uttered by mittens. or his ancestors.

Negropolis July 17, 2012 at 3:11 am

Plus, how could he be racist? He "directed" black people on his plantation; some of his best workers are black.

SmutBoffin July 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

THE STAR OF ZAPPED! IS A RACIST?

James Michael Curley July 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

The "I have friends who are … " has jumped the shark!

GunToting[Redacted] July 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

That's so meta.

LetUsBray July 16, 2012 at 6:34 pm

And claimed to have friends who are sharks.

Hammiepants July 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

The utter irrelevance of this cracker goatblowing douchecanoe is amazing. Seriously, does anyone honestly care what he thinks about anything?

jqheywood July 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Upfists for "cracker goatblowing douchecanoe"!

DemmeFatale July 16, 2012 at 8:56 pm

I'll bet other cracker goatblowing douchecanoes like Victoria Jackson and Ted "the Nuge" Nugent care.

sbj1964 July 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I'm not a Racist.Look how white,and clean my bed sheets are.Really Scott?

UW8316154 July 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Scott? Scott WHO?

Gah! Redneck beat me to it!!

Gratuitous World July 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

[any vagina?] Baio would hit that.

Billmatic July 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

A directors credit on an episode of the Wayans Bros is a sure sign of racism.

Chill_Bill July 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

“If I’m racist, don’t think I would have Directed shows like The Parkers & The Wayans Bros. or worked 41 eps w/ Victoria Rowell on D.Murder”

I watched BET once. Ergo, I'm not a racist.

actor212 July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Hey man! My MAID is black! What do you want from me????

mrpuma2u July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

"Yeah I'm not racist, as I have made lots of money off of black people's work, oh wait uh, erp, uh I mean….

PsycWench July 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I let a black person out of the elevator ahead of me once so I'm not racist either.

DerrickWildcat July 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I do not think I'd like to have Charles in charge of me. No siree bub.

KeepFnThatChicken July 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

He really shouldn't be too alarmed. I know armed liberals, and they'd rather be mad than go to jail for killing a nobody child actor.

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

I do not want Chachi in Charge of me.

Texan_Bulldog July 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris. Those Republicans really have A-list fans! (If it were 1970.) Please don't tell me Tony Danza is also a Republican or I'll be crushed.

Dr. Nick Riviera July 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

ROFLOL! He is!!!!

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm

It's tough to tell. The googles do seem to suggest that he's a registered Republican, but a few of his recent appearances suggest that there's more to that story, and it definitely seems like he was an Obama supporter last time around.

I'm putting him in the "it's complicated" column.

BaldarTFlagass July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I think that chick that played Joanie is a fucking nutter, too.

smokefilledroommate July 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
freddymcmurray July 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm

So is Blair from Facts of Life. A Texan nutter to boot. I sent away for her autograph and got a signed photo… with a bible verse written on it. (natch) I treasure it, like I treasure dropping a deuce after eating White Castle.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 16, 2012 at 5:47 pm

White Castle is more of an "only when I'm incredibly drunk and also too stoned" food, for me.

freddymcmurray July 16, 2012 at 5:51 pm

same here. i'm not even sure i can eat it drunk or stoned anymore. it makes me really sick. i'll never know how i used to be able to kick back some sliders with a dozen Milwaukee's Bests in me. Ah, youth.

Beowoof July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Hey Rush told me Hollywood is full of liberals. Oh I am sorry he meant the Hollywood folks with actual talent.

BloviateMe July 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Directed the Wayans Bros.?

Encouraging the Wayans Bros. in any way is much more offensive than racism.

Chill_Bill July 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Give him credit. At least he didn't direct Tyler Perry.

Extemporanus July 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

"Cut me some slack, man. I was the second blackest character on Happy Days."

Crank_Tango July 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Don't forget the alleged purse snatcher, who was riding a Grand Mark 2, which as we all know had its accelerator on the left hand side, meaning he could not have been guilty, therefore Scott Bayo is only slightly racist.

Extemporanus July 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Brother rear ended the hell outta Pinky Tuscadero in that ol' Grand Mark, which is the main reason why The Fonze is now a tweed blazer-wearing Jewish Prius driver, and his cousin is only slightly racist.

edgydrifter July 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

After decades of paying money to get laid, Baio has decided to streamline the process and just fuck piles of money. Naturally, then, he is very interested in a Romney presidency.

Texan_Bulldog July 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I wonder where he'd get 'piles of money' to fuck since the dude hasn't worked since Joanie Loves ChaChi.

edgydrifter July 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm

He's not fucking American money. If you can lay your hands on them, Somali 1,000 shilling notes are worth about five cents US. A fellow could amass quite a plush fuckpile for less than the cost of dinner and a movie. Plus, screwing African money proves he isn't racist.

johnnyzhivago July 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

If I were racist do you think I would be seen purchasing bok-choi at the supermarket???

Callyson July 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Long ago washed up actor says what?

Chill_Bill July 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Mitt now has T-Paw and Baio on his side. He's definitely in it to win it.

BaldarTFlagass July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

It's been all downhill for this guy since "wax on, wax off." Wait, what?

kingofmeh July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

if you can't even substantiate your non-racism with the old trope "some of my best friends are . . ." but must resort to "some of MY WIFE's best friends are . . .", isn't that proof positive? if you can't even muster the mel gibson defense, then good luck.

WordSaladNation July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

On the other hand, he was great as Bob Loblaw.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Something tells me that if Scott Baio had his own Law Blog, it would look something like this.

LionHeartSoyDog July 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm

I wonder why the Arrested Development folks even hired Baio.
Maybe they didn't tell him it was a comedy.

BaldarTFlagass July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Wasn't "Chachi" a 'gay' name, back in the 80s?

WABishop July 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Let alone in the 1960s, when the series took place.

Jus_Wonderin July 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

"I tolerate Black people!!!"

johnnyzhivago July 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

10,000 Simoleans???? Are you serious that Romney is accepting Simolea Islanders as campaign contributions?

UW8316154 July 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

I wouldn't mind waking up every morning to either one of the Obamas in my bed.

Nostrildamus July 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
ProgressiveInga July 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I think this belongs on the previous post.

But thanks!

pdiddycornchips July 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Okay, true Sheldon story.

I grew up in Vegas, moved to NYC and eventually married an Israeli. When we wanted to have kids, we moved back to Vegas. This was the mid 90's. My wife soon became friendly with another Israeli couple. The guy was a casino ex @ the Sands. He told me how he got the job.

He was a student @ UNLV and took a job at the Sands as a janitor just to make ends meet. One night, he's cleaning up a conference room and two guys are speaking Hebrew. When they were leaving, he said "Lila Tov" (good night in Hebrew). Soon the elevator opened and Sheldon got off and greeted the two men.
They mentioned to him that he had a member of the tribe working as a janitor. Sheldon called my friend over and said "That's a job for ni**ers, come see me tomorrow morning". Sheldon fired his boss and promoted my friend to some jr ex job in marketing. He was a freshman in college and barely spoke English.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 17, 2012 at 8:23 am

You know, I've always wondered, is there a name for the opposite-sex version of scissoring? Other than dry-humping, I mean, which always seemed an inartful term if it's practiced "to fruition", to use Mlle. Silverman's phrasing.

memzilla July 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

What's the miracle detergent the Rethuglicans all use to:

* whitewash Rmoney's record at Bain?
* get those pesky bloodstains out of the sheets?
* add the sparkle to Baio's washed-up career?

It's Klu Klux Kleen!

Butch_Wagstaff July 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Oxiklan!

BklynE July 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

You can take the boy out of Dyker Heights, but you can't take the Dyker Heights out of the boy…

DahBoner July 17, 2012 at 10:54 am

Little Dutchboy libel!!!

metamarcisf July 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

In the history of television, few actors stood out like Scott Baio in "Diagnosis Murder"

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Yesterday's Teen Heartthrob = Today's Rightwing Nutthrob

Kirk Cameron, I'm looking at you, too.

glasspusher July 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Indeed! It's a kiss of death similar to being a high school quarterback or marching band leader. Never seen anyone who was undergo anything other than the long, slow goodnight.

mrpuma2u July 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

He was actually a decent straight man as a lawyer character on "Arrested Development" Maybe him and Jeanine Turner can host some "career in decline since I became a conservative" cocktail parties. Victoria Jackson and Dennis Miller can stop by.

SheriffRoscoe July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Chachi. Was he there when Fonzi jumped the shark or did they cast him later?

Crank_Tango July 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Or what about Spike, remember him? I guess he was too tough, so they had to go with Chachi instead.

WABishop July 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Chachi arrived just as the Fonz was jumping the shark.

I weep to think of the better uses my memory could be put to.

PsycWench July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Bill O'Reilley's phone is ringing "Bill? You remember about how you said black people were well behaved in Sylvia's and everyone jumped down your throat? How does one get out of that situation? I tried all those I'm-not-racist things my tea bagger friends use and it's not working".

mavenmaven July 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Scott Baio? And to think all these years I thought he died after eating pop rocks.

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Mikey likes black people!

kittensdontlie July 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

He survived but with a severe brain dysfunction. His wife has assumed the disorder by proxy, or something like that..

poorgradstudent July 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Let this be a lesson to today's young TV stars. You're better off ending up like Dana Plato than like Scott Baio.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

TOO SOON!

Dr. Nick Riviera July 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Chachi says it must be hard being so envious of people with success. He speaks from experience I guess

coolhandnuke July 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

…My WIFE’S BEST FRD IS BLACK,HELLO”…

…" Hey I did lots of blow with Todd Bridges and I have friends like Willie Aames and Kirk Cameron who made me airtight and I did not enjoy those hookups all-through the '80s and '90s. So there I'm not a racist and a gay hater."

LettucePrey July 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

"Chachi" is Korean for penis.

Actually, it's not. But "Bob Lablaw" is.

mavenmaven July 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Its actually "oom-gyung", which is exactly the right sound.

mrpuma2u July 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I read that on the Bob Lablaw law blog too.

Dr. Nick Riviera July 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

"What does it say I directed the Wayon's Brothers?"

Desperate for work?

Chichikovovich July 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm

"I'm Incompetent? "

"I don't even know how to spell the name of the people I worked with so non-racist-demonstratingly?"

"I don't understand the proper use of 'that' to signal the embedded clause in an indirect context?"

"I don't even know how to properly deploy an apostrophe before an "s" that ends a word? "

—-

OK, I'll grant Baio this much: it does indeed say a lot

Eve8Apples July 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm

White, old, has-been actor endorses white, old, has-been politician. Slow day in the newsroom.

SorosBot July 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Baio not being racist is even less believable than how the new family that moved into the Charles In Charge house when the show jumped to syndication and fired everyone except for him and Aames decided to also hire him as the live-in nanny.

Mumbletypeg July 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Scott Baio is the "wa-wa-waahite" to Santorum's "blah blah blah"~

GeorgiaBurning July 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

He'll be somewhat familiar to a lot of the Mittens base, maybe he can work this gig into "reverse mortgage" commercials or dinner theater gigs.

Dr. Nick Riviera July 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

See, he's not racist because he doesn't lynch every black man he sees and would rather work with black people than live in a dumpster. PRINCIPLES.

prommie July 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Was this man in the TV show with my avatar, the quintessential 80s Girl?

FakaktaSouth July 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Ugh I swear, somebody needs to get in charge of his dumb ass reeeal quick like too, cause I had some serious hots on for old Chachi – the way he loved Joanie when they were young and he followed her around and whatnot – I just loved it and now he is making me eat all the ice cream I have from sadness.

prommie July 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Tristesse? Porqoui?

FakaktaSouth July 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Well, maintenant, c'est parce-que j'ai mange tout l'ice cream and I am sick. Mais aussi parce-que Scott Baio a besoin a fermer sa bouche. Fucking asshole.

MissTaken July 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Historians will mark the day that Chachi Baio gave his endorsement as the turning point in the Mitt Romney For President Campaign.

SorosBot July 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Has he gotten the all-important Small Wonder endorsement too?

weejee July 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Scott, Scott, Scoot. Face it, your portrayal of Bugsy Malone was the pinnacle of your acting career. There was talk you might make a comeback with your role as Pat the Pig in Alice in Reaganland Wonderland but that's all it was, talk.

PubOption July 16, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Needs more splurge gun.

pdiddycornchips July 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

My theory may not be scientific but if you look at child actors, twenty or thirty years after their fame peaked, they fit into one of three categories.

1). Dead from excessive self medication
2). Deeply damaged (from excessive self medication) but still technically alive
3). Full on wingnut/holy roller/ preacher

I bet Scott loves the baby Jesus, is an avid Rush listener and believes that being a dick in the service of the lord is no vice.

viennawoods13 July 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Ron Howard libel!! (And what have you got against Rush? Oh wait… you don't mean the band. Never mind)

Dr. Nick Riviera July 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

My husband has a theory that these D-list actors are desperate for money because they don't have work and therefore buy into the "I pay too many taxes" shit

pdiddycornchips July 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Rich people complaining about their historically low taxes makes me want to bash their heads in with a baseball bat. I don't of course. That would be wrong.

SorosBot July 16, 2012 at 5:19 pm

And hey, his old co-spar Willie Aames went full-fundie and became Bibleman, star of shitty direct-to-video propaganda movies.

ElPinche July 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Scott Baio, the Scrappy Doo of sitcom TV.

Nothingisamiss July 17, 2012 at 7:59 am

Perfect.

Estproph July 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I gues he's now going to change from Bob Loblaw to Bob Blahblah.

MC5 July 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

What does his wife's black Ford have to do with anything?

Exhausted66 July 16, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Chacchi has 10 Large?

HarryButtle July 16, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Yea, I wanna know how many mens room blowjobs he had to give to come up with 10K.

chascates July 16, 2012 at 5:42 pm

I rushed to Still-dead Breitbatrt's 'Big Hollywood' site to get their take but it hasn't made it through the bin yet. However, major hedes reveal:

HBO's 'Newsroom' Compares Limbaugh, Bachmann to Sex Offenders

'The Obama Effect' Trailer: Hopeless Messiah Worship

Obama Campaign Releases Vid of Beyonce Gushing Over Michelle

Hysterical Hollywood: Roseanne Says Romney Will Bring Back The Confederacy And End All Elections

and best of all:
Chinese Opera Set For Comeback

fuflans July 16, 2012 at 5:55 pm

scott baio's most recent IMDB listing is "The Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker Comedy Hour".

could not make that up.

Redgyal July 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Baio is not racist. He is just stupid. Carry on.

ManchuCandidate July 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Chachi was aptly named.

It sounds close to the Korean word for Penis. This explained why "Joanie Love Chachi" was the highest rated debut in Korean TV history. Also followed by the greatest dropoff in Korean TV ratings once people realized that Joanie didn't love penis, but rather a complete dick.

M. Bouffant July 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Mrs. B. tweets:

Renee Baio ‏@MrsScottBaio
Wow, my 4yr old spells better than this. Let's not forget he's 1/2 black & 1/2 white, so does that make YOU racists?

She loves her 4-yr. old so much he's not even in the family Twitter picture.

outragedcitizen July 16, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Wow, he didn't even go with the standard, "some of MY best friends are black", he had to lay it off on his wife. Racist.

NYNYNYjr July 16, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Scott Baio was in Diagnosis: Murder? I thought that was that other wop guy.

Negropolis July 17, 2012 at 3:06 am

Shouldn't he be fixing Bitchin' Trans Ams somewhere on Long Island, or something?

Negropolis July 17, 2012 at 3:08 am

BTW, life is not fair. I hear Joanie is living in a trailer park, and that's where Scott should be.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 17, 2012 at 3:53 am

It's really not surprising so many of these 80's has beens are Wingnutlicans…I mean, to them it's simple deduction: the last time anyone was dumb enough to hire me was the 1980's..Ronald Raygun was presnit. Therefore, I love Raygun and all of his policies were awesome…I am wingnut, here me fart! (edit: when a wingnut farts and a tree falls down…everyone hears it).

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 17, 2012 at 4:02 am

You can add David Zucker to that list of has-beens who've seen career declines since becoming wingnuts. That guy hasn't made a funny movie since Naked Gun 2 and his "Scary Movie" series that will not die and that travesty an "American Carol" shows that his well was dry LONG BEFORE his "9/11 transformation" into neconhood. Thankfully, the talented ones of the former group remain outspoken liberals…by the way, the idiot put it all on the line thinking one long film dedicated to "hey Michael Moore is fat" jokes and wingnut pablum would be a success and it of course failed miserably like "Atlus Shrugged"…it just shows the invisible hand thinks conservative films are garbage, too.

wapitiscat July 17, 2012 at 10:17 am

I'm too lazy to read all the comments and their replies and I apologize if this has been suggested but isn't there a Moran joke in here somewhere?

Limeylizzie July 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Keep reading, baby! It can be caused by sexual intercourse, it's not a stroke it's a form of temporary but total amnesia!

commiegirl99 July 17, 2012 at 12:40 pm

So you actually fucked him silly.

Limeylizzie July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm
cloudchasersakonige July 18, 2012 at 8:27 am

What was the photo and why are people calling him racist over it? Article is lacking in info

danielwalldammit July 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Lol, some of his best friends are black. …case settled!

redarmyzombie July 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Da, comrade! =)

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