A SHANDA  10:39 am July 13, 2012

WND: Blacks Lazy, Shiftless, ‘Should Be More Like Jews’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

It's a shanda, baby!The proper response to the WND story “Blacks Should Be More Like Jews,” by Aliza Davidovit, is “uhhhhh.” It starts with a roll call of successful people of Jewishness, and then explains that they did it by getting up earlier and working harder than everyone else, not by being on food stamps and welfare like some people.

But it’s not just welfare queens and young bucks who have ruined a perfectly good black experience in this country, like we used to have in the 1950s: it’s also teachers unions and Barack Obama, who decimated the black middle class by axing all those government jobs! Oh, Davidovit didn’t note that part? Weird!

But really what drives Davidovit crazy is that 84 percent of African Americans say they’re going to vote for Obama again — and we don’t know about you, but 84 percent strikes us as preposterously low. Like, we would go with the headline that one in seven black people doesn’t plan to vote for Barack Obama, not wailing in despair that black people are racist for voting for the first black president.

The black middle class has been decimated under the economy of his presidency, yet 84 percent of the black community says they will still vote for the president. In my estimation this is a monochromatic view that blinds itself to Obama’s betrayal of his own people. His skipping the NAACP convention further shows he is counting on the black community’s blind and dumb devotion. The community must stop living vicariously; his success is not their success – unless, of course, I missed the news bulletin that he has taken them jet-setting on Air Force One, golfing and on vacation to Martha’s Vineyard. While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles. The historic moment of his presidency has passed. What has he done for you lately?

Aliza Davidovit is just a really good writer, you guys. There is almost some Jesse Jackson-style rhyming call and response! Sing it, sister! Oh, by the way, you know who else is overwhelmingly voting for Barack Obama?

Jews.

Your move, NRO. [WND]

 
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ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 10:42 am

"Their numbers just need to be culled a bit."

-WND

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:18 am

That would be some sort of "Solution", to be sure

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Not a temporary one, either.

One_who_wanders July 13, 2012 at 10:42 am

You know, I keep thinking that eventually the Right will get so crazy that even they will be ashamed to admit and publish what they are thinking. But they keep proving me wrong.

SoBeach July 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

It's not that their thinking is getting crazier…they're just not as cautious when it comes to expressing themselves. It has something to do with the 24/7 multimedia propaganda bubble they inhabit. They think everyone thinks like they do, so why mince words?

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I know I've been on the Internet too long when I'm surprised by a correct usage of the words "their" and "they're."

Geminisunmars July 13, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Your right.

dogscantlookup July 13, 2012 at 10:43 am

They have taken

the hearts and minds of our leaders.

They have blinded us to the truth.

Our human spirit is corrupted.

Why do we worship greed?

Outside the limit of our sight

they're feeding off us.

Perched on top of us

from birth to death, are our owners.

They have us. They control us.

They are our masters.

Wake up.

They're all around you.

(The golden rule: He who has the gold

makes the rules.)

Our impulses are being redirected,

We live in an artificially-induced

state ofconsciousness,

The movement began millennia ago

by a group ofscientists,

They accidentally discovered

these signals being sent,,,

The under-class is growing,

Human rights are non-existent,

In their repressive society, we

are their unwitting accomplices,

Their intention to rule rests with

the annihilation ofconsciousness,

We have been lulled into a trance,

Theyhave made us indifferent,
We are focused

only on our own gain ,,,
Theyare safe

as long as theyare not discovered,

Thatis theirmethod ofsurvival,

Keep us asleep, Keep us selfiish,

- Keep us sedated,
The sleeping middle-class

is suddenly becoming poor,

We are their cattle,

We are being bred for slavery,

The signal must be shut off

at the source,

THEY LIVE WE SLEEP

prommie July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

I had a copy of Pink Floyd's Animals.

dogscantlookup July 13, 2012 at 10:58 am

Paraphrasing John Carpenter "It's about republicans you fucking assholes!"

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:23 am

Ha ha, charade you are!

flamingpdog July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

Burma Shave.

Guppy July 13, 2012 at 11:32 am

Thank you.

Dashboard Buddha July 13, 2012 at 11:33 am

Well played

weejee July 13, 2012 at 11:02 am

Mittens is a Martian? Who knew?

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:31 am

Put. The glasses. On!

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 11:42 am

Nadine, is that you?

fuflans July 13, 2012 at 11:54 am

me personally, i like my screeds single spaced

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 10:44 am

"His skipping the NAACP convention further shows he is counting on the black community’s blind and dumb devotion."

Ya know, if President Obama had attended the convention, the Right would be lambasting him for that. Fuck them!! Hard!!!

PsycWench July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

Perhaps we should point out to the Right that Obama is planning to VOTE in November.

Chichikovovich July 13, 2012 at 11:53 am

Not without at least one of the following forms of ID, he won't: Gun Permit, Military ID, Hunting License, NASCAR identification, Republican National Committee membership card, Daughters of the American Revolution certificate, Larry the Cable Guy Fan Club card,…..

BerkeleyBear July 13, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Daughters of the Confederacy certificate. Fixed it for you.

Baconzgood July 13, 2012 at 10:55 am

Obama proves his hate for white culture again by going to NAACP convention.

-Faux Noose-

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

There ya go. Couldn't have said (typed?) it better myself.

lingin103 July 13, 2012 at 10:58 am

Yep. If he addresses the convention he is pandering. If he skips it he's neglectful. Heads I win, tails you lose.

Nowisallthereis July 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

…With a rusty spoon….

AddHomonym July 13, 2012 at 11:49 am

"There he goes, passing out the foodstamps …"

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Biden just wanted to taste some brown sugar, so the boss let him fill in.

ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 10:44 am

It's getting to where reviewing right wing statements just in order to decry them feels like participating in a hate crime.

PsycWench July 13, 2012 at 10:45 am

"While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles."

You know someone congratulated herself on that witty sentence.

Buckminster July 13, 2012 at 11:01 am

She shouldn't have. It was kind of mediocre.

Chow Yun Flat July 13, 2012 at 11:01 am

Doggerel too low even for Jesse Jackson.

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:32 am

She should be making sandwiches, like a good Jewish woman.

starfanglednut July 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Like ALL women!

bobbert July 14, 2012 at 10:58 pm

The words may fit, but she's a twit.

Billmatic July 13, 2012 at 10:45 am

I think we all know St. Ronald the Reagan guided black folk to unprecedented levels of prosperity in this country and President Obama has completely reversed the years of hard work by the GOP in the african american community.

For shame, Obama. For shame.

Biff July 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

Somehow, I missed out on my welfare Cadillac. I feel cheated.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:23 am

Maybe Ann Romney will give you one of her extra Caddies?

Serolf_Divad July 13, 2012 at 11:49 am

There's still some 42% tread life left on the tires, and I'm told Anne Romney doesn't trade in Her Cadillacs 'till there's less than 35% tread life.

Billmatic July 13, 2012 at 11:53 am

Also the alternator is still full.

kittensdontlie July 13, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Trickle Down economics was righteous! The poors had to be smart enough to gather the trickles of wealth coming their way, which you don't do by plugging the Holes! Geez…

TheGyrus July 13, 2012 at 10:46 am

So, WND would be fine with the blacks if only they controlled Hollywood?

ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am

Well, imagine how much better the Star Wars prequels would have been.

SexySmurf July 13, 2012 at 11:08 am

I think we all know Tyler Perry's Medea Goes to Space is going to get made one of these days.

ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 11:33 am

Well, imagine how much better it will be than the Star Wars prequels.

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

But Tyler Perry was already in space, in the Star Trek reboot.

bibliotequetress July 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Relevant to nothing: Tyler Perry needs to be deported for selecting himself as the replacement for Idris Elba (sigh! bat eyelashes!) as Alex Cross.
Again, relevant to nothing. Just saying. Let the snark continue.

flamingpdog July 13, 2012 at 10:52 am

Aliza has definitely never read the Protocols of the Elders of Mount Zion Baptist Church.

anniegetyerfun July 13, 2012 at 10:55 am

NICE

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

Oh, well-played!

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm

If they did, maybe Whitesploitation wouldn't be such an under-represented movie genre.

PsycWench July 13, 2012 at 10:46 am

Has anyone asked Mel Gibson how he feels about this?

Ducksworthy July 13, 2012 at 11:56 am

I suspect Mel is somewhat conflicted.

bibliotequetress July 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Let's take him out for a drink and ask!

DerrickWildcat July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

John Kerry got something like 88% of the Black vote and Obama got something like 95% of the Black vote.
The only conclusion that can really be drawn from this stat is that John Kerry is 7% less Black than Obama.

ph7 July 13, 2012 at 11:11 am

If only more blacks windsurfed, Kerry could have closed that gap.

prommie July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

Well maybe the shiftless negroes would benefit from being more like the old school jews, your Einsteins and Shylocks and such, but you don't want them to go full-on lubavitcher davining-jew, those ones are ALL on welfare!

For a real role model for the negroes, you should look to the chinamen! Now there is a thrifty and industrious people!

eggsacklywright July 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

I lubbed a vitch one time.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:25 am

Ouch! I hope you're okay, now?

eggsacklywright July 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

Yes, it was 20 years ago. She ended up marrying a Jewish fellow. Funny that.

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:44 am

She must ha' see'd him from a distance.

kittensdontlie July 13, 2012 at 11:50 am

The Chinamen were a good fit for the American industrial age. And I literally mean a good fit. With their slender and diminutive bodies they could extract minerals from small crevices and mineshafts, and in a pinch, as they aged and their bodies stiffened from overuse, could be used as railroad ties, thus completing the cycle of life and our Transcontinental Railroad system.

RadioSlut July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

Wish I had watermelon….to shove up this guys bum!

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 10:51 am

I think it is a woman. But, your comment still stands.

ph7 July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

I'm all for everyone tradings skins for a year.

Blacks become Jews
Jews become Muslims
Muslims become Fundies
Whites become Blacks
Men become Women
Teabaggers become Occupiers
Straights become Gays

It would be a FUN year on Planet Earth.

mavenmaven July 13, 2012 at 11:24 am

How about if they all just had sex with one another? Probably more fun.

SoBeach July 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

I'd get to be a gay black woman. I can just imagine…um…I'll be back in five minutes…

docterry6973 July 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

So i become a black lesbian tea-bagger? That actually could improve my social life.

Barrelhse July 13, 2012 at 11:45 am

And give them each a sheet of high-power blotter acid to help maintain perspective.

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:46 am

Wait. What would Christians become? Because right now, I'm a lesbian black Teabagger of non-descript religious affiliation. I need an anchor, dammit!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Good luck with the atheism. On the other hand, wihout an anchor, you actually get to go places.

proudgrampa July 13, 2012 at 11:57 am

Your comment reminds me of Tom Lehrer's National Brotherhood Week:

"Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Muslims,
And everybody hates the Jews.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!"

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Boys becoming men! Men becoming wolves!

sezme July 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

The Republicans are already occupying the gays.

Baconzgood July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

Now if she would have just used the asians in this title it would have been a trident of racisim.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

But dood, that's another whole column!

Baconzgood July 13, 2012 at 10:57 am

You're right. It's hard to hit for the cycle.

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:15 am

Even harder to make an unassisted triple play.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

It helps when your imaginary friends are field hands- er, I mean infielders.

Vecchiojohn July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

Davidovit has a good point. I mean, there are lots of black people in the military and Obama hasn't started a single war yet. Some job creator.

Oblios_Cap July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

Sammy Davis must be so conflicted!

Did he sleep in but still work hard for all of his success?

glasspusher July 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

He worked the night shift, so it's OK.

kittensdontlie July 13, 2012 at 12:20 pm

There's no conflict. Davis was pure jew. His nose is the tell, and due to the proximity to the brain, his intellect was of a jewish nature. No doubt his coloring was some freak accident of genetics, or possibly as a child his parents purchased inferior dark colored clothing that had runny dye.

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Maybe, but he still had to drive across town after his shows and sleep in North Las Vegas.

JustPixelz July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

"The black middle class has been decimated under the economy of his presidency, yet 84 percent of the black community says they will still vote for the president."

Given the alternative, why wouldn't they?

BTW: This is a false juxtaposition. 84% of the black "community". But what are the number for actual black middle class?

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

Yeah, why don't those poor black people go and earn their wealth themselves, like Mitt Romney and Paris Hilton did.

bonghitforjesus July 13, 2012 at 11:02 am

If they are too lazy to bother to be born out of the right (rich white) vagina, then they really don't deserve wealth!

sezme July 13, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Yes, if only the Blacks and Democrats would nominate a self-made man like George W Bush!

ttommyunger July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

So who are the 16% of Blahs who don't support Barry and what on earth are they thinking? Can Mitt and the Kochs have that many house niggers?

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:09 am

There are 16% of Blahs who won't tell a pollster they support Barry. Not the same thing as not supporting him, because of the "reverse Bradley effect".

flamingpdog July 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

yet 84 percent of the black community says they will still vote for the president.

The other 16 percent are incarcerated for petty crimes and can't vote for the President.

ttommyunger July 13, 2012 at 11:48 am

Now there's an answer that makes sense!

va_real July 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

"While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles."

And wingnuts like me live in tunnels like moles.

Limeylizzie July 13, 2012 at 11:19 am

"And moles are blind they cannot see,
I am a stupid cunt , fiddle-dee-dee"

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:29 am

Perfect!

Limeylizzie July 13, 2012 at 12:09 pm

We are like the Rogers and Hart of bad doggerel.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm

But we SHOULD be like the Gershwin Brothers, amirite?

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

Oh Lizzie, I have missed you!

Limeylizzie July 13, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Hi my beloved Chet Kincaid! I am in LA and it is just so nutty here always, the time difference, the gorgeous deck, the constant bronzing, but will be back in NYC on Sunday!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I noticed that the nabe was unusually quiet this week.

mavenmaven July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am

Man, oh-man-o-schevitz, is her article stupid.
There, I've followed her advice and criticized another Jew.

ManchuCandidate July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am

But the Jews vote Demrat, too.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 10:55 am

But if she flatters them by pointing out how industrious they are, they will see the light & realize that they can't in good conscience vote for a food stamps president.

BaldarTFlagass July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am

The blacks should be more like the Jews? What, start their own country in the middle east and live high on the hog on US foreign aid? And how is this different than being on the dole?

glasspusher July 13, 2012 at 11:14 am

Maybe the difference is, rather than feeling guilt for being late in addressing the Holocaust, half this country is still bitter about losing slavery 100+ years later?

Maybe because we didn't import Jews here as slaves?

Maybe…aw, fuck it.

poorgradstudent July 13, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Maybe if food stamp recipients somehow went out to blow up browns then food stamps wouldn't count as welfare either?

RadioSlut July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am

But who will speak for those who have a glass eye?

ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 10:57 am

"Would you speak for those who have a glass eye?"

"Would I? Of course!"

"No, a glass eye."

flamingpdog July 13, 2012 at 11:06 am

Harelip!

Fred_Wertham_Jr July 13, 2012 at 11:11 am

I'll keep an eye out for you.

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 11:09 am

Sandy Duncan?

viennawoods13 July 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

Peter Falk?

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:47 am

Editrix?

(really, folks, I couldn't have been the first to remember)

sezme July 13, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Why can't the glass-eyed be more like Moshe Dayan?

elburritodeluxe July 13, 2012 at 10:50 am

I hope the .0000001% of the "black community" which reads WND will take note.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm

If he did, he hasn't commented in public.

anniegetyerfun July 13, 2012 at 10:50 am

Oh, that's the ACTUAL title of the fucking article. I thought it was one of those Wonket things where we reword the title to get to the meaning faster.

Chill_Bill July 13, 2012 at 10:51 am

I'm sorry, but Kosher fried chicken is just not the same.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm

You're doing it wrong. What you want is fried kosher chicken.

Baconzgood July 13, 2012 at 10:52 am

Aliza Davidovit next blog: I'm sorry if someone was offended.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:05 am

Aliza Davidovit next blog: If you were offended, you are a Racist Anti-Semite.

Buckminster July 13, 2012 at 11:16 am

Her next column will be, "I'm all butthurt because a bunch of Wonketteers took me to the woodshed and schooled me for my yammering ignorance."

actor212 July 13, 2012 at 11:42 am

(sight gag) *line of Wonketteers carrying various implements to the seat of Aliza Davidovit. Slapping noises heard off-camera*

Buckminster July 13, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Hey, wasn't that gag in "Airplane!"?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Implements on a plane … is that movie dated, or what?

anniegetyerfun July 13, 2012 at 10:52 am

Instead of demanding that the wealthy pay their fair share, he would demand that welfare recipients pull their own weight.

Yes. Make the poorest do the work. Don't ask the richest to contribute. That's the WND way!

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

"From each according to his need, to each according to his lack thereof"

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Getting lardassed teabaggers to pull their own weight would really get things moving.

elburritodeluxe July 13, 2012 at 10:52 am

By the way, thank God we in the white community have the WND to keep us informed! Amirite guys??!!

Oblios_Cap July 13, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I wouldn't housetrain a puppy on that rag. It would probably give her worms.

BornInATrailer July 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

I'd hire this moron to do the painting I need done, what with her incredibly broad brushes. Sadly, she can only paint in black or white.

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 11:00 am

She'd probably paint herself into a corner too. Then you'd be stuck with her.

boobookitteh July 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

I'm torn between "What is this I don't even" and "LOL, Wut?" for a response.

JustPixelz July 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

"While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles."

Hey this is a fun game! Let's see how it works with Mitt Romney.

While he is bragging about Bain, its victims are still living in pain.

While he is promising no ObamaCare, Massachusetts is living longer with RomneyCare.

While he is putting the money offshore, our jobs are going offshore.

FlownOver July 13, 2012 at 11:14 am

If he could ball more like Gasol,

He wouldn't be such an asol.

Buckminster July 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm

While he's stashing money overseas, the poor are begging on their knees.

Just another billionaire mad about Obamacare.

While Mitt gets the goldmine, America gets the shaft.

(You are right. This is way too much fun!)

BaldarTFlagass July 13, 2012 at 10:54 am

If the blacks became real successful overall, then there would just be some right wing propaganda shit come out like "Protocols of the Elders of Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome" or something.

mavenmaven July 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

Hey, joke all you want, but profaning P-Funk is not acceptable.

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 11:59 am

Curiously, P-Funk Cosmology makes more sense than Mormonism.

bibliotequetress July 13, 2012 at 2:38 pm

If Bootsy and George told me to wear magic underwear, I would.

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 10:54 am

Having Obama as president really has unhinged the conservatives, now they're just being openly racist instead of the usual game of being coy and trying to hide their racism behind code words.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Wait … do you mean "black community" isn't code? That changes everything!

IncenseDebate July 13, 2012 at 10:55 am

Hey Blahs
be like the Jews
Make a sandwich
And start a deli
Remember to hoard all the gold in your banks
And soon you'll control Hollywood and the media

swordfis July 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Is this ironic? If not, drop dead.

flamingpdog July 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

"pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps"

Does anyone even freaking HAVE bootstraps anymore??? Way to get out teh youth vote, Rethuglitards.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:16 am

Too much velcro, not enough bootstrap- that's the problem with the kids these days.

Antispandex July 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

One might point out that the "decimating" started under Bush and has continued because the President can't get anything done in the Teatard Congress, but that would be "blaming others". Which is bad…and is code for "our stategy is working so shut up about it…oh look over there, PUPPIES".

Poindexter718 July 13, 2012 at 10:57 am

Most insufferable is her faux dudgeon over Bams not trekking down to Houston to speak to the blah's shin-dig. Can there be any doubt if he had that she would be kvetching about the "monochromatic" love fest?
Besides, fekking Houston in July? That shitz got delegate to sexxy & lovable Joe Biden written all over it.

FraAnima July 13, 2012 at 10:57 am

WND readers think the blahs should be more like the Jews…circa 1930's: rounded up and put in camps for the Final Solution ™.

RadioSlut July 13, 2012 at 11:00 am

This is bad news for Allen West.

Allmighty_Manos July 13, 2012 at 11:02 am

You know who else said black people should act more like Jews?

ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 11:09 am

Wasn't Henry Ford, that's for damn sure.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm

No … but I know who thought they should be treated pretty much the same.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Lenny Kravitz? I mean, are you going to go his way?

SayItWithWookies July 13, 2012 at 11:02 am

Alternate title: "Why do those lazy-ass n~s not vote the way we want them to?"

Chill_Bill July 13, 2012 at 11:02 am

The comments on the WND article are pretty hilarious, though:

"Thank you magical white lady for pointing out that The Blacks can't possibly think for themselves. It's preposterous to believe that many feel he's done a good job in spite of the rampant, unprecedented obstruction from those God-fearing, fetus-loving, send other people's kids to the wars they push while dodging the draft (or have their five healthy sons "serve their country" by working on a campaign instead of signing up to fight the wars they support), teabag sucking republicans."

fuflans July 13, 2012 at 11:55 am

nice.

emmelemm July 13, 2012 at 1:53 pm

OK, which one of us posted that?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Somebody needs an invitation, if (s)he's not here already.

Baconzgood July 13, 2012 at 11:03 am

She's right. As far as systematic oppression goes the blacks are relative new kids on the block with thier 400 years of injustice.

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 11:25 am

Wait, I remember the New Kids on the Block and they were all white; Joe, John, Danny, Donnie, and Jordan, all totally white.

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm

But they were created by an African-American impresario with the vision to know he could make shitloads more money with an all-white version of New Edition. Why isn't Aliza applauding this kind of cynical initiative?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Starr

UnholyMoses July 13, 2012 at 11:04 am

The problem is you believing they're capable of shame. Hell, one of 'em wrote a book about how we should intern every person with a slight tan, no matter if they're American citizens or not.

Once you realize they're not, and never will be, capable of self-reflection (the #1 ingredient in Shame) you'll stop being surprised by them.

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

Apparently not even capable of noticing their own skin tone when looking in the mirror. That's some serious lack of reflection.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Some of 'em don't have a reflection.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm

FACT: Michelle Malkin portrays Kristen Stewart's vampiricized Bella in Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2.

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 11:40 am

Being conservative means never having to say you're sorry; hell in their world, you can let the man behind the attack that killed almost 3,000 civilians escape, based on that attack invade a country that had nothing to do with it because of weapons of mass destruction that turn out not to exist, and do nothing while you allow an American city to drown, and still say your greatest regret was trading Sammy Sosa.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 13, 2012 at 11:04 am

The community must stop living vicariously; his success is not their success

This dude must be totally unaware of trust fund babies, and other assorted xbox-mongering bubble-headed fat-assed primadonna white faux royalty children.

Fuck. Him.

MozakiBlocks July 13, 2012 at 11:04 am

Sammy ought to rise from the grave and bitchslap this chick but good.

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:05 am

Aliza's just totes jelly that Sen. Droopy Dawg (Asshole-CT) never won the nomination.

I guess WND no longer feels any need to conceal its racism. My reaction all through this piece: "Fuck you!"

Chow Yun Flat July 13, 2012 at 11:06 am

Blacks should be more like George Soros.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 13, 2012 at 11:09 am

What the fucking fuck? Ugh, my head hurts.

Goonemeritus July 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

If blacks were more like Jew’s the NBA might suffer a loss of viewership.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Dolph Schayes Libel!!!

IncenseDebate July 13, 2012 at 11:13 am

Keep cookin' that good chicken soup.

ph7 July 13, 2012 at 11:15 am

My only concern is the Delta Blues might sound a little different.

Dashboard Buddha July 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

I had a little dreidel
:::short riff:::
Made outta clay
:::short riff:::
Kept me so spun up
:::short riff:::
I'm still spinning today

va_real July 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

All the Jews get the dreidel blues
When the Christmas lights go up.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I went down to the crossroads

Shleppin' a heavy load

Don't know what I'm doin' here

Oy vey is meir…

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm

going down to the crossroads
gonna haggle till I get a good deal

Limeylizzie July 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

Was this brave soul one of you?

Thank you magical white lady for pointing out that The Blacks can't possibly think for themselves. It's preposterous to believe that many feel he's done a good job in spite of the rampant, unprecedented obstruction from those God-fearing, fetus-loving, send other people's kids to the wars they push while dodging the draft (or have their five healthy sons "serve their country" by working on a campaign instead of signing up to fight the wars they support), teabag sucking republicans.

GetTFOuttaHereWithThatBS.

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Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

Not me, but wow how it says what I'd want to say….repeatedly.

Callyson July 13, 2012 at 11:46 am

They're taking comments on that article?

BRB…hee hee hee…

Callyson July 13, 2012 at 11:57 am

HAHAHAHAHA…took five minutes to try to register and now it won't take my comment. Symbolic…

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I hope you created a throwaway email acct to register with.

ChernobylSoup July 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

Everyone knows Elvis stole his shtick from Ukraniane Jews while they were being kept down by the pogroms.

IncenseDebate July 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

I think it was Black Russians, but you're right. Especially the shaking and gyrating of the tuches.

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

Kahlua libel!

dogscantlookup July 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending on what time of the year
brutality is near
in the form of income tax
I'd rather take a fucking axe
to my face, blow up this place
with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute
If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I'd rather you be dead

Refuggs party creed

prommie July 13, 2012 at 11:23 am

Humor?

Billmatic July 13, 2012 at 11:30 am

So what's the next expose from WND?

Women Indecisive, Gentle, 'Should Be More Like Dogs"
Jews Rich, Selfish, "Should be More like Blacks"
Mexicans Slow, Stupid, Smelly, "Should be More Like Cubans"

prommie July 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

Irish drunk, belligerent, sometimes maudlin and prone to singing Danny Boy!

Billmatic July 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

(should be more like Anglo-Saxons)

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

And everyone should be more like Whites, who have been very successful in this country.

rickmaci July 13, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Jews should be less Jewy and more Christiany and then Christians wouldn't get so holocausty all the time.

Guppy July 13, 2012 at 11:30 am

His skipping the NAACP convention further shows he is counting on the black community’s blind and dumb devotion.

Or it shows he's counting on Joe Biden to rock the motherfucking house.

barto July 13, 2012 at 11:33 am

Good writer, eh? Misuse of the word "monochromatic", which would have made more sense if Obama were white, and WTF is a "doles"?!? Also, too, it is people of her ilk who are much more inclined to view themselves as "temporarily inconvenienced millionaires", not Obama supporters.

prommie July 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

And then he championed free trade, and said that we don't need manufacturing jobs because we could all get work on the information superhighway, building a bridge to the twenty-first century! And then he got a non-sexual blowjob from a zaftig jewess? Coincidence? I think not.

C_R_Eature July 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

NRO = Negros Rejecting Obama?

va_real July 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

You know- Jews! Like Joe Lieberman & that Cohen guy who writes for the WaPo. Christ, do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you morans?

Dildeaux July 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

Matza is inferior to cornbread. Just sayin'.

BornInATrailer July 13, 2012 at 12:50 pm

tru dat

Blueb4sunrise July 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

[pretending that this is Wonkville]

See, if the Blahs had ambition, they could have done stuff that resulted in this:

Wells Fargo & Co. has agreed to pay at least $175 million to settle federal allegations that it systematically overcharged minorities during the frenzied housing boom, including steering African-Americans and Latinos into more expensive subprime mortgages

http://azstarnet.com/news/national/wells-fargo-to

prommie July 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

This reads just like one of Nixon's racist sociology rants.

C_R_Eature July 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

Aliza Davidovit is spending an awful lot of time and energy trying to get Blah Folks to vote Republican. Wouldn't it just be easier to stop them from voting?
OH, riiight…

DemmeFatale July 13, 2012 at 11:47 am

Eh, Jews is just a compromise.
What she really meant is: "Blacks Should Be Whites."

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:17 pm

If they were, they wouldn't have had so much trouble eating at the Woolworth's lunch counter, would they? Check and mate!

TribecaMike July 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm

True, but she gets paid by the word.

IncenseDebate July 13, 2012 at 11:48 am

Oy, vy can't ve all jes get along, already? If it's not too much?

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 11:49 am

If all Jews would just adopt a Katrina family like Larry David, we could come together in harmony and embarrassing hijinks.

Barrelhse July 13, 2012 at 11:54 am

The Blahs should drink more blood of Christian children, like the Jews. And maybe they could crucify a Messiah once in while, just to look productive.

IncenseDebate July 13, 2012 at 11:56 am

Sarah Palin persecution complex libel!

IncenseDebate July 13, 2012 at 11:57 am

The Blacks should be more efficient like the Germans in the 1930s and 1940s.

fuflans July 13, 2012 at 12:01 pm

well to be fair, everybody should be more like the jews.

proudgrampa July 13, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Only as long as they don't require adult circumcision. That sounds painful.

Chichikovovich July 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Are you telling me that an African American invented the Super Soaker?!?

Take that Aliza Davidovit!

[And if I may speak seriously for a moment, the potential of the Super Soaker to contribute to human happiness has only begun to be explored. Even if you restrict attention to just the wet t-shirt contest dimension ...]

sullivanst July 13, 2012 at 12:17 pm

My wife was clearly a pioneer, she was using tequila supersoakers 10 years ago!

fuflans July 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

whoooaaaahh david brooks just appeared and then disappeared.

can we do this with all his columns?

Preacher_Griz July 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm

In all fairness to the negro, there are plenty of freeloader jews out there to

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 12:13 pm

What happened to the post on David Brook's idiocy?

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

I want to know too. Did we type one of the "bad" words?

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm

I didn't even get a chance to read anyone else's comments; there was only one when I was there.

MissTaken July 13, 2012 at 12:27 pm

You saw it too?? Oh thank god, I thought I imagined it. I made a comment on it but I guess the comment is hovering in one of the clouds currently sitting on SF.

Oblios_Cap July 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

A solar flare must have zapped the server!

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm

So I'm not losing my mind then; or if I am you're losing yours along with me, as is Jus_Wonderin.

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm

If Susie Essman shouted this column at me, inserting "you fat fuck!" every third phrase, I would be entertained. She is cute.

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm

If Susie Essman shouted that WND column at me, inserting "you fat fuck!" every other phrase, I would be entertained. She is cute.

mrblifil July 13, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Monochromatic. See what she did there?

mrblifil July 13, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Doesn't she realize if blacks tried to be more like Jews the holes in the sheets would have to be enlarged considerably?

SorosBot July 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm

And what about other black Jews, like Rashida Jones, Lenny Kravitz or Maya Rudolph?

proudgrampa July 13, 2012 at 12:26 pm

What I want to know is, how do I get into a "Mutually Beneficial Arrangement" per the ad to the right??? And should I request a college girl or a single mom????

And yes, I'm totally OT.

Oblios_Cap July 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I think I'll start "Friends With Benefits"; it'll be organized much like "Doctors Without Borders".

poorgradstudent July 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Leave it to the WND to achieve a perfect racism twofer.

randcoolcatdaddy July 13, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I don't understand. More Blacks should be circumcised???

Generation[redacted] July 13, 2012 at 12:40 pm

I think she's saying they should not drive on Saturday.

Blunderthing July 13, 2012 at 12:41 pm

You can become so out of touch you are actually floating. I think they call those people "gasbags." Yes, I'm sure of it. Gasbags.

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Aliza has really nailed us. But Blacks have a massive case of Jewish Envy! That is why we we are attracted to religions like Rastafarianism, where we can wear funny hats and long braids, and celebrations in December like Kwanzaa that involve lighting a bunch of candles. When we're not actually claiming to be Jews, like the Falashas and African Hebrew Israelites, we're insisting we're the Chosen People, like the Rastas, Black Muslims and Five-Percenters. Marcus Garvey and Elijah Muhammed wanted The Oppressor to give us our own country, too! We even got White Folks to fight a war for us. (I don't think they'd look too kindly at us developing nukes on the down-low, though.)

bibliotequetress July 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Are you saying that Blacks suffer from circumsized penis envy?

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm

& that's why Apartheid South Africa renounced nuclear arms in 1985. It's bad enough now that there's an Islamic bomb in Rawalpindi. Imagine a Negro nuke in Cape of Good Hope.

american__mutt July 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm

We should all be more like Sammy David Jr. I agree. Also, I know some black jews. Doesn't make a huge difference!

DahBoner July 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

What about lazy San Francisco Jews who just go on Deadhead tours?

WHAAA? JERRY'S DEAD?

TribecaMike July 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

"Hi, I'm Theodor Herzl, and I do not approve of this message."

swordfis July 13, 2012 at 7:50 pm

“Aliza has the brains of Henry Kissinger and the body of Marilyn Monroe…she made me appear even more interesting than I ever thought I was.”

Jackie Mason
Comedian

swordfis July 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm

I've always despised this racist, self-congratulatory meme. It is a revelation of stupidity and a complete perversion of Jewish values. Now you are a snark.

extreme_left July 14, 2012 at 1:26 am

Aliza is purty though, no doubt some nerd is counting down to love hour as a result of letting her write this crap.

valthemus July 14, 2012 at 3:25 am

Breathe deep and keep saying to yourself
"It's World Net Daily, what do you expect?"
"It's World Net Daily, what do you expect?"
"It's World Net Daily, what do you expect?"

Chet Kincaid July 13, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Rhapsody In Working Blue?

Oblios_Cap July 13, 2012 at 12:33 pm

No, it was there and had about a page of witty and brilliant comments.

Jus_Wonderin July 13, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Well, daily I am in an alternate reality, but I did see it and even commented on it.

Oh, brb, one of my team members, a tripedal space lizard needs my managerial advice.

va_real July 13, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Sorry- I got plenty of nothin'…

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Field hand, infielders, infidels … it's hard to keep 'em sorted out.

Limeylizzie July 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I have been in LA for six whole weeks, my friend!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm

That's a lot of UV for a Limey. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a ridiculously bronzed woman.

Limeylizzie July 14, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I am rather olive-skinned, for a Brit, so a slightly warmer version of white.

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