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WND: Blacks Lazy, Shiftless, ‘Should Be More Like Jews’

It's a shanda, baby!The proper response to the WND story “Blacks Should Be More Like Jews,” by Aliza Davidovit, is “uhhhhh.” It starts with a roll call of successful people of Jewishness, and then explains that they did it by getting up earlier and working harder than everyone else, not by being on food stamps and welfare like some people.

But it’s not just welfare queens and young bucks who have ruined a perfectly good black experience in this country, like we used to have in the 1950s: it’s also teachers unions and Barack Obama, who decimated the black middle class by axing all those government jobs! Oh, Davidovit didn’t note that part? Weird!

But really what drives Davidovit crazy is that 84 percent of African Americans say they’re going to vote for Obama again — and we don’t know about you, but 84 percent strikes us as preposterously low. Like, we would go with the headline that one in seven black people doesn’t plan to vote for Barack Obama, not wailing in despair that black people are racist for voting for the first black president.

The black middle class has been decimated under the economy of his presidency, yet 84 percent of the black community says they will still vote for the president. In my estimation this is a monochromatic view that blinds itself to Obama’s betrayal of his own people. His skipping the NAACP convention further shows he is counting on the black community’s blind and dumb devotion. The community must stop living vicariously; his success is not their success – unless, of course, I missed the news bulletin that he has taken them jet-setting on Air Force One, golfing and on vacation to Martha’s Vineyard. While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles. The historic moment of his presidency has passed. What has he done for you lately?

Aliza Davidovit is just a really good writer, you guys. There is almost some Jesse Jackson-style rhyming call and response! Sing it, sister! Oh, by the way, you know who else is overwhelmingly voting for Barack Obama?

Jews.

Your move, NRO. [WND]

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  • ChernobylSoup

    "Their numbers just need to be culled a bit."

    -WND

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      That would be some sort of "Solution", to be sure

      • Generation[redacted]

        Not a temporary one, either.

  • One_who_wanders

    You know, I keep thinking that eventually the Right will get so crazy that even they will be ashamed to admit and publish what they are thinking. But they keep proving me wrong.

    • SoBeach

      It's not that their thinking is getting crazier…they're just not as cautious when it comes to expressing themselves. It has something to do with the 24/7 multimedia propaganda bubble they inhabit. They think everyone thinks like they do, so why mince words?

      • Generation[redacted]

        I know I've been on the Internet too long when I'm surprised by a correct usage of the words "their" and "they're."

        • Geminisunmars

          Your right.

  • dogscantlookup

    They have taken

    the hearts and minds of our leaders.

    They have blinded us to the truth.

    Our human spirit is corrupted.

    Why do we worship greed?

    Outside the limit of our sight

    they're feeding off us.

    Perched on top of us

    from birth to death, are our owners.

    They have us. They control us.

    They are our masters.

    Wake up.

    They're all around you.

    (The golden rule: He who has the gold

    makes the rules.)

    Our impulses are being redirected,

    We live in an artificially-induced

    state ofconsciousness,

    The movement began millennia ago

    by a group ofscientists,

    They accidentally discovered

    these signals being sent,,,

    The under-class is growing,

    Human rights are non-existent,

    In their repressive society, we

    are their unwitting accomplices,

    Their intention to rule rests with

    the annihilation ofconsciousness,

    We have been lulled into a trance,

    Theyhave made us indifferent,
    We are focused

    only on our own gain ,,,
    Theyare safe

    as long as theyare not discovered,

    Thatis theirmethod ofsurvival,

    Keep us asleep, Keep us selfiish,

    – Keep us sedated,
    The sleeping middle-class

    is suddenly becoming poor,

    We are their cattle,

    We are being bred for slavery,

    The signal must be shut off

    at the source,

    THEY LIVE WE SLEEP

    • prommie

      I had a copy of Pink Floyd's Animals.

      • dogscantlookup

        Paraphrasing John Carpenter "It's about republicans you fucking assholes!"

      • sullivanst

        Ha ha, charade you are!

    • flamingpdog

      Burma Shave.

      • Guppy

        Thank you.

      • Dashboard Buddha

        Well played

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Mittens is a Martian? Who knew?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Put. The glasses. On!

    • SorosBot

      Nadine, is that you?

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      me personally, i like my screeds single spaced

  • Jus_Wonderin

    "His skipping the NAACP convention further shows he is counting on the black community’s blind and dumb devotion."

    Ya know, if President Obama had attended the convention, the Right would be lambasting him for that. Fuck them!! Hard!!!

    • PsycWench

      Perhaps we should point out to the Right that Obama is planning to VOTE in November.

      • Chichikovovich

        Not without at least one of the following forms of ID, he won't: Gun Permit, Military ID, Hunting License, NASCAR identification, Republican National Committee membership card, Daughters of the American Revolution certificate, Larry the Cable Guy Fan Club card,…..

        • BerkeleyBear

          Daughters of the Confederacy certificate. Fixed it for you.

    • Baconzgood

      Obama proves his hate for white culture again by going to NAACP convention.

      -Faux Noose-

      • Jus_Wonderin

        There ya go. Couldn't have said (typed?) it better myself.

    • lingin103

      Yep. If he addresses the convention he is pandering. If he skips it he's neglectful. Heads I win, tails you lose.

    • Nowisallthereis

      …With a rusty spoon….

    • AddHomonym

      "There he goes, passing out the foodstamps …"

    • horsedreamer_1

      Biden just wanted to taste some brown sugar, so the boss let him fill in.

  • ChernobylSoup

    It's getting to where reviewing right wing statements just in order to decry them feels like participating in a hate crime.

  • PsycWench

    "While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles."

    You know someone congratulated herself on that witty sentence.

    • Buckminster

      She shouldn't have. It was kind of mediocre.

    • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

      Doggerel too low even for Jesse Jackson.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      She should be making sandwiches, like a good Jewish woman.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Like ALL women!

    • bobbert

      The words may fit, but she's a twit.

  • Billmatic

    I think we all know St. Ronald the Reagan guided black folk to unprecedented levels of prosperity in this country and President Obama has completely reversed the years of hard work by the GOP in the african american community.

    For shame, Obama. For shame.

    • Biff

      Somehow, I missed out on my welfare Cadillac. I feel cheated.

      • va_real

        Maybe Ann Romney will give you one of her extra Caddies?

        • Serolf_Divad

          There's still some 42% tread life left on the tires, and I'm told Anne Romney doesn't trade in Her Cadillacs 'till there's less than 35% tread life.

          • Billmatic

            Also the alternator is still full.

    • kittensdontlie

      Trickle Down economics was righteous! The poors had to be smart enough to gather the trickles of wealth coming their way, which you don't do by plugging the Holes! Geez…

  • TheGyrus

    So, WND would be fine with the blacks if only they controlled Hollywood?

    • ChernobylSoup

      Well, imagine how much better the Star Wars prequels would have been.

      • SexySmurf

        I think we all know Tyler Perry's Medea Goes to Space is going to get made one of these days.

        • ChernobylSoup

          Well, imagine how much better it will be than the Star Wars prequels.

        • SorosBot

          But Tyler Perry was already in space, in the Star Trek reboot.

          • bibliotequetress

            Relevant to nothing: Tyler Perry needs to be deported for selecting himself as the replacement for Idris Elba (sigh! bat eyelashes!) as Alex Cross.
            Again, relevant to nothing. Just saying. Let the snark continue.

    • flamingpdog

      Aliza has definitely never read the Protocols of the Elders of Mount Zion Baptist Church.

      • anniegetyerfun

        NICE

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        Oh, well-played!

    • Generation[redacted]

      If they did, maybe Whitesploitation wouldn't be such an under-represented movie genre.

  • PsycWench

    Has anyone asked Mel Gibson how he feels about this?

    • Ducksworthy

      I suspect Mel is somewhat conflicted.

      • bibliotequetress

        Let's take him out for a drink and ask!

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    John Kerry got something like 88% of the Black vote and Obama got something like 95% of the Black vote.
    The only conclusion that can really be drawn from this stat is that John Kerry is 7% less Black than Obama.

    • ph7

      If only more blacks windsurfed, Kerry could have closed that gap.

  • prommie

    Well maybe the shiftless negroes would benefit from being more like the old school jews, your Einsteins and Shylocks and such, but you don't want them to go full-on lubavitcher davining-jew, those ones are ALL on welfare!

    For a real role model for the negroes, you should look to the chinamen! Now there is a thrifty and industrious people!

    • eggsacklywright

      I lubbed a vitch one time.

      • va_real

        Ouch! I hope you're okay, now?

        • eggsacklywright

          Yes, it was 20 years ago. She ended up marrying a Jewish fellow. Funny that.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            She must ha' see'd him from a distance.

    • kittensdontlie

      The Chinamen were a good fit for the American industrial age. And I literally mean a good fit. With their slender and diminutive bodies they could extract minerals from small crevices and mineshafts, and in a pinch, as they aged and their bodies stiffened from overuse, could be used as railroad ties, thus completing the cycle of life and our Transcontinental Railroad system.

  • RadioSlut

    Wish I had watermelon….to shove up this guys bum!

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I think it is a woman. But, your comment still stands.

  • ph7

    I'm all for everyone tradings skins for a year.

    Blacks become Jews
    Jews become Muslims
    Muslims become Fundies
    Whites become Blacks
    Men become Women
    Teabaggers become Occupiers
    Straights become Gays

    It would be a FUN year on Planet Earth.

    • mavenmaven

      How about if they all just had sex with one another? Probably more fun.

    • SoBeach

      I'd get to be a gay black woman. I can just imagine…um…I'll be back in five minutes…

    • docterry6973

      So i become a black lesbian tea-bagger? That actually could improve my social life.

    • Barrelhse

      And give them each a sheet of high-power blotter acid to help maintain perspective.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Wait. What would Christians become? Because right now, I'm a lesbian black Teabagger of non-descript religious affiliation. I need an anchor, dammit!

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Good luck with the atheism. On the other hand, wihout an anchor, you actually get to go places.

    • proudgrampa

      Your comment reminds me of Tom Lehrer's National Brotherhood Week:

      "Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
      And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
      And the Hindus hate the Muslims,
      And everybody hates the Jews.

      But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
      It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
      Be nice to people who
      Are inferior to you.
      It's only for a week, so have no fear.
      Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!"

    • SorosBot

      Boys becoming men! Men becoming wolves!

    • sezme

      The Republicans are already occupying the gays.

  • Baconzgood

    Now if she would have just used the asians in this title it would have been a trident of racisim.

    • va_real

      But dood, that's another whole column!

      • Baconzgood

        You're right. It's hard to hit for the cycle.

        • sullivanst

          Even harder to make an unassisted triple play.

          • va_real

            It helps when your imaginary friends are field hands- er, I mean infielders.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Field hand, infielders, infidels … it's hard to keep 'em sorted out.

  • Vecchiojohn

    Davidovit has a good point. I mean, there are lots of black people in the military and Obama hasn't started a single war yet. Some job creator.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Sammy Davis must be so conflicted!

    Did he sleep in but still work hard for all of his success?

    • glasspusher

      He worked the night shift, so it's OK.

    • kittensdontlie

      There's no conflict. Davis was pure jew. His nose is the tell, and due to the proximity to the brain, his intellect was of a jewish nature. No doubt his coloring was some freak accident of genetics, or possibly as a child his parents purchased inferior dark colored clothing that had runny dye.

      • Generation[redacted]

        Maybe, but he still had to drive across town after his shows and sleep in North Las Vegas.

  • JustPixelz

    "The black middle class has been decimated under the economy of his presidency, yet 84 percent of the black community says they will still vote for the president."

    Given the alternative, why wouldn't they?

    BTW: This is a false juxtaposition. 84% of the black "community". But what are the number for actual black middle class?

  • SorosBot

    Yeah, why don't those poor black people go and earn their wealth themselves, like Mitt Romney and Paris Hilton did.

    • bonghitforjesus

      If they are too lazy to bother to be born out of the right (rich white) vagina, then they really don't deserve wealth!

    • sezme

      Yes, if only the Blacks and Democrats would nominate a self-made man like George W Bush!

  • ttommyunger

    So who are the 16% of Blahs who don't support Barry and what on earth are they thinking? Can Mitt and the Kochs have that many house niggers?

    • sullivanst

      There are 16% of Blahs who won't tell a pollster they support Barry. Not the same thing as not supporting him, because of the "reverse Bradley effect".

    • flamingpdog

      yet 84 percent of the black community says they will still vote for the president.

      The other 16 percent are incarcerated for petty crimes and can't vote for the President.

      • ttommyunger

        Now there's an answer that makes sense!

  • va_real

    "While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles."

    And wingnuts like me live in tunnels like moles.

    • Limeylizzie

      "And moles are blind they cannot see,
      I am a stupid cunt , fiddle-dee-dee"

      • va_real

        Perfect!

        • Limeylizzie

          We are like the Rogers and Hart of bad doggerel.

          • va_real

            But we SHOULD be like the Gershwin Brothers, amirite?

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

            Rhapsody In Working Blue?

          • va_real

            Sorry- I got plenty of nothin'…

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        Oh Lizzie, I have missed you!

        • Limeylizzie

          Hi my beloved Chet Kincaid! I am in LA and it is just so nutty here always, the time difference, the gorgeous deck, the constant bronzing, but will be back in NYC on Sunday!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            I noticed that the nabe was unusually quiet this week.

          • Limeylizzie

            I have been in LA for six whole weeks, my friend!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            That's a lot of UV for a Limey. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a ridiculously bronzed woman.

          • Limeylizzie

            I am rather olive-skinned, for a Brit, so a slightly warmer version of white.

  • mavenmaven

    Man, oh-man-o-schevitz, is her article stupid.
    There, I've followed her advice and criticized another Jew.

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    But the Jews vote Demrat, too.

    • va_real

      But if she flatters them by pointing out how industrious they are, they will see the light & realize that they can't in good conscience vote for a food stamps president.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    The blacks should be more like the Jews? What, start their own country in the middle east and live high on the hog on US foreign aid? And how is this different than being on the dole?

    • glasspusher

      Maybe the difference is, rather than feeling guilt for being late in addressing the Holocaust, half this country is still bitter about losing slavery 100+ years later?

      Maybe because we didn't import Jews here as slaves?

      Maybe…aw, fuck it.

    • poorgradstudent

      Maybe if food stamp recipients somehow went out to blow up browns then food stamps wouldn't count as welfare either?

  • RadioSlut

    But who will speak for those who have a glass eye?

    • ChernobylSoup

      "Would you speak for those who have a glass eye?"

      "Would I? Of course!"

      "No, a glass eye."

      • flamingpdog

        Harelip!

      • http://www.toastcat.com Fred_Wertham_Jr

        I'll keep an eye out for you.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Sandy Duncan?

      • viennawoods13

        Peter Falk?

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Editrix?

          (really, folks, I couldn't have been the first to remember)

          • sezme

            Why can't the glass-eyed be more like Moshe Dayan?

  • elburritodeluxe

    I hope the .0000001% of the "black community" which reads WND will take note.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If he did, he hasn't commented in public.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Oh, that's the ACTUAL title of the fucking article. I thought it was one of those Wonket things where we reword the title to get to the meaning faster.

  • http://wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    I'm sorry, but Kosher fried chicken is just not the same.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You're doing it wrong. What you want is fried kosher chicken.

  • Baconzgood

    Aliza Davidovit next blog: I'm sorry if someone was offended.

    • va_real

      Aliza Davidovit next blog: If you were offended, you are a Racist Anti-Semite.

    • Buckminster

      Her next column will be, "I'm all butthurt because a bunch of Wonketteers took me to the woodshed and schooled me for my yammering ignorance."

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        (sight gag) *line of Wonketteers carrying various implements to the seat of Aliza Davidovit. Slapping noises heard off-camera*

        • Buckminster

          Hey, wasn't that gag in "Airplane!"?

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Implements on a plane … is that movie dated, or what?

  • anniegetyerfun

    Instead of demanding that the wealthy pay their fair share, he would demand that welfare recipients pull their own weight.

    Yes. Make the poorest do the work. Don't ask the richest to contribute. That's the WND way!

    • sullivanst

      "From each according to his need, to each according to his lack thereof"

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Getting lardassed teabaggers to pull their own weight would really get things moving.

  • elburritodeluxe

    By the way, thank God we in the white community have the WND to keep us informed! Amirite guys??!!

    • Oblios_Cap

      I wouldn't housetrain a puppy on that rag. It would probably give her worms.

  • BornInATrailer

    I'd hire this moron to do the painting I need done, what with her incredibly broad brushes. Sadly, she can only paint in black or white.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      She'd probably paint herself into a corner too. Then you'd be stuck with her.

  • boobookitteh

    I'm torn between "What is this I don't even" and "LOL, Wut?" for a response.

  • JustPixelz

    "While he is putting the holes, they are living on doles."

    Hey this is a fun game! Let's see how it works with Mitt Romney.

    While he is bragging about Bain, its victims are still living in pain.

    While he is promising no ObamaCare, Massachusetts is living longer with RomneyCare.

    While he is putting the money offshore, our jobs are going offshore.

    • http://wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      If he could ball more like Gasol,

      He wouldn't be such an asol.

    • Buckminster

      While he's stashing money overseas, the poor are begging on their knees.

      Just another billionaire mad about Obamacare.

      While Mitt gets the goldmine, America gets the shaft.

      (You are right. This is way too much fun!)

  • BaldarTFlagass

    If the blacks became real successful overall, then there would just be some right wing propaganda shit come out like "Protocols of the Elders of Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome" or something.

    • mavenmaven

      Hey, joke all you want, but profaning P-Funk is not acceptable.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Curiously, P-Funk Cosmology makes more sense than Mormonism.

      • bibliotequetress

        If Bootsy and George told me to wear magic underwear, I would.

  • SorosBot

    Having Obama as president really has unhinged the conservatives, now they're just being openly racist instead of the usual game of being coy and trying to hide their racism behind code words.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Wait … do you mean "black community" isn't code? That changes everything!

  • IncenseDebate

    Hey Blahs
    be like the Jews
    Make a sandwich
    And start a deli
    Remember to hoard all the gold in your banks
    And soon you'll control Hollywood and the media

    • http://matthewgreenbaum.com swordfis

      Is this ironic? If not, drop dead.

  • flamingpdog

    "pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps"

    Does anyone even freaking HAVE bootstraps anymore??? Way to get out teh youth vote, Rethuglitards.

    • va_real

      Too much velcro, not enough bootstrap- that's the problem with the kids these days.

  • Antispandex

    One might point out that the "decimating" started under Bush and has continued because the President can't get anything done in the Teatard Congress, but that would be "blaming others". Which is bad…and is code for "our stategy is working so shut up about it…oh look over there, PUPPIES".

  • Poindexter718

    Most insufferable is her faux dudgeon over Bams not trekking down to Houston to speak to the blah's shin-dig. Can there be any doubt if he had that she would be kvetching about the "monochromatic" love fest?
    Besides, fekking Houston in July? That shitz got delegate to sexxy & lovable Joe Biden written all over it.

  • FraAnima

    WND readers think the blahs should be more like the Jews…circa 1930's: rounded up and put in camps for the Final Solution ™.

  • RadioSlut

    This is bad news for Allen West.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    You know who else said black people should act more like Jews?

    • ChernobylSoup

      Wasn't Henry Ford, that's for damn sure.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      No … but I know who thought they should be treated pretty much the same.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Lenny Kravitz? I mean, are you going to go his way?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Alternate title: "Why do those lazy-ass n~s not vote the way we want them to?"

  • http://wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    The comments on the WND article are pretty hilarious, though:

    "Thank you magical white lady for pointing out that The Blacks can't possibly think for themselves. It's preposterous to believe that many feel he's done a good job in spite of the rampant, unprecedented obstruction from those God-fearing, fetus-loving, send other people's kids to the wars they push while dodging the draft (or have their five healthy sons "serve their country" by working on a campaign instead of signing up to fight the wars they support), teabag sucking republicans."

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      nice.

    • emmelemm

      OK, which one of us posted that?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Somebody needs an invitation, if (s)he's not here already.

  • Baconzgood

    She's right. As far as systematic oppression goes the blacks are relative new kids on the block with thier 400 years of injustice.

    • SorosBot

      Wait, I remember the New Kids on the Block and they were all white; Joe, John, Danny, Donnie, and Jordan, all totally white.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        But they were created by an African-American impresario with the vision to know he could make shitloads more money with an all-white version of New Edition. Why isn't Aliza applauding this kind of cynical initiative?!
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Starr

  • UnholyMoses

    The problem is you believing they're capable of shame. Hell, one of 'em wrote a book about how we should intern every person with a slight tan, no matter if they're American citizens or not.

    Once you realize they're not, and never will be, capable of self-reflection (the #1 ingredient in Shame) you'll stop being surprised by them.

    • sullivanst

      Apparently not even capable of noticing their own skin tone when looking in the mirror. That's some serious lack of reflection.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Some of 'em don't have a reflection.

        • horsedreamer_1

          FACT: Michelle Malkin portrays Kristen Stewart's vampiricized Bella in Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2.

    • SorosBot

      Being conservative means never having to say you're sorry; hell in their world, you can let the man behind the attack that killed almost 3,000 civilians escape, based on that attack invade a country that had nothing to do with it because of weapons of mass destruction that turn out not to exist, and do nothing while you allow an American city to drown, and still say your greatest regret was trading Sammy Sosa.

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    The community must stop living vicariously; his success is not their success

    This dude must be totally unaware of trust fund babies, and other assorted xbox-mongering bubble-headed fat-assed primadonna white faux royalty children.

    Fuck. Him.

  • MozakiBlocks

    Sammy ought to rise from the grave and bitchslap this chick but good.

  • sullivanst

    Aliza's just totes jelly that Sen. Droopy Dawg (Asshole-CT) never won the nomination.

    I guess WND no longer feels any need to conceal its racism. My reaction all through this piece: "Fuck you!"

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Blacks should be more like George Soros.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    What the fucking fuck? Ugh, my head hurts.

  • Goonemeritus

    If blacks were more like Jew’s the NBA might suffer a loss of viewership.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Dolph Schayes Libel!!!

  • IncenseDebate

    Keep cookin' that good chicken soup.

  • ph7

    My only concern is the Delta Blues might sound a little different.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      I had a little dreidel
      :::short riff:::
      Made outta clay
      :::short riff:::
      Kept me so spun up
      :::short riff:::
      I'm still spinning today

      • va_real

        All the Jews get the dreidel blues
        When the Christmas lights go up.

    • va_real

      I went down to the crossroads

      Shleppin' a heavy load

      Don't know what I'm doin' here

      Oy vey is meir…

    • Generation[redacted]

      going down to the crossroads
      gonna haggle till I get a good deal

  • Limeylizzie

    Was this brave soul one of you?

    Thank you magical white lady for pointing out that The Blacks can't possibly think for themselves. It's preposterous to believe that many feel he's done a good job in spite of the rampant, unprecedented obstruction from those God-fearing, fetus-loving, send other people's kids to the wars they push while dodging the draft (or have their five healthy sons "serve their country" by working on a campaign instead of signing up to fight the wars they support), teabag sucking republicans.

    GetTFOuttaHereWithThatBS.

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    • Jus_Wonderin

      Not me, but wow how it says what I'd want to say….repeatedly.

    • Callyson

      They're taking comments on that article?

      BRB…hee hee hee…

    • Callyson

      HAHAHAHAHA…took five minutes to try to register and now it won't take my comment. Symbolic…

      • sullivanst

        I hope you created a throwaway email acct to register with.

  • ChernobylSoup

    Everyone knows Elvis stole his shtick from Ukraniane Jews while they were being kept down by the pogroms.

    • IncenseDebate

      I think it was Black Russians, but you're right. Especially the shaking and gyrating of the tuches.

      • sullivanst

        Kahlua libel!

  • dogscantlookup

    I want to keep my money
    And give away absolutely nothing
    To the government who moderates my spending
    and obliterates depending on what time of the year
    brutality is near
    in the form of income tax
    I'd rather take a fucking axe
    to my face, blow up this place
    with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute
    If I could write off your murder
    I'd save all of my receipts
    because I'd rather you be dead
    than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
    I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
    I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
    I'd rather you be dead

    Refuggs party creed

  • prommie

    Humor?

  • Billmatic

    So what's the next expose from WND?

    Women Indecisive, Gentle, 'Should Be More Like Dogs"
    Jews Rich, Selfish, "Should be More like Blacks"
    Mexicans Slow, Stupid, Smelly, "Should be More Like Cubans"

    • prommie

      Irish drunk, belligerent, sometimes maudlin and prone to singing Danny Boy!

      • Billmatic

        (should be more like Anglo-Saxons)

    • Generation[redacted]

      And everyone should be more like Whites, who have been very successful in this country.

    • rickmaci

      Jews should be less Jewy and more Christiany and then Christians wouldn't get so holocausty all the time.

  • Guppy

    His skipping the NAACP convention further shows he is counting on the black community’s blind and dumb devotion.

    Or it shows he's counting on Joe Biden to rock the motherfucking house.

  • barto

    Good writer, eh? Misuse of the word "monochromatic", which would have made more sense if Obama were white, and WTF is a "doles"?!? Also, too, it is people of her ilk who are much more inclined to view themselves as "temporarily inconvenienced millionaires", not Obama supporters.

  • prommie

    And then he championed free trade, and said that we don't need manufacturing jobs because we could all get work on the information superhighway, building a bridge to the twenty-first century! And then he got a non-sexual blowjob from a zaftig jewess? Coincidence? I think not.

  • C_R_Eature

    NRO = Negros Rejecting Obama?

  • va_real

    You know- Jews! Like Joe Lieberman & that Cohen guy who writes for the WaPo. Christ, do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you morans?

  • Dildeaux

    Matza is inferior to cornbread. Just sayin'.

    • BornInATrailer

      tru dat

  • http://methowtv.com/ Blueb4sunrise

    [pretending that this is Wonkville]

    See, if the Blahs had ambition, they could have done stuff that resulted in this:

    Wells Fargo & Co. has agreed to pay at least $175 million to settle federal allegations that it systematically overcharged minorities during the frenzied housing boom, including steering African-Americans and Latinos into more expensive subprime mortgages

    http://azstarnet.com/news/national/wells-fargo-to

  • prommie

    This reads just like one of Nixon's racist sociology rants.

  • C_R_Eature

    Aliza Davidovit is spending an awful lot of time and energy trying to get Blah Folks to vote Republican. Wouldn't it just be easier to stop them from voting?
    OH, riiight…

  • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

    Eh, Jews is just a compromise.
    What she really meant is: "Blacks Should Be Whites."

    • Generation[redacted]

      If they were, they wouldn't have had so much trouble eating at the Woolworth's lunch counter, would they? Check and mate!

    • TribecaMike

      True, but she gets paid by the word.

  • IncenseDebate

    Oy, vy can't ve all jes get along, already? If it's not too much?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    If all Jews would just adopt a Katrina family like Larry David, we could come together in harmony and embarrassing hijinks.

  • Barrelhse

    The Blahs should drink more blood of Christian children, like the Jews. And maybe they could crucify a Messiah once in while, just to look productive.

    • IncenseDebate

      Sarah Palin persecution complex libel!

  • IncenseDebate

    The Blacks should be more efficient like the Germans in the 1930s and 1940s.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    well to be fair, everybody should be more like the jews.

    • proudgrampa

      Only as long as they don't require adult circumcision. That sounds painful.

  • Chichikovovich

    Are you telling me that an African American invented the Super Soaker?!?

    Take that Aliza Davidovit!

    [And if I may speak seriously for a moment, the potential of the Super Soaker to contribute to human happiness has only begun to be explored. Even if you restrict attention to just the wet t-shirt contest dimension …]

    • sullivanst

      My wife was clearly a pioneer, she was using tequila supersoakers 10 years ago!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    whoooaaaahh david brooks just appeared and then disappeared.

    can we do this with all his columns?

  • http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/ Preacher_Griz

    In all fairness to the negro, there are plenty of freeloader jews out there to

  • SorosBot

    What happened to the post on David Brook's idiocy?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I want to know too. Did we type one of the "bad" words?

      • SorosBot

        I didn't even get a chance to read anyone else's comments; there was only one when I was there.

        • MissTaken

          You saw it too?? Oh thank god, I thought I imagined it. I made a comment on it but I guess the comment is hovering in one of the clouds currently sitting on SF.

          • Oblios_Cap

            A solar flare must have zapped the server!

          • SorosBot

            So I'm not losing my mind then; or if I am you're losing yours along with me, as is Jus_Wonderin.

          • Oblios_Cap

            No, it was there and had about a page of witty and brilliant comments.

          • Jus_Wonderin

            Well, daily I am in an alternate reality, but I did see it and even commented on it.

            Oh, brb, one of my team members, a tripedal space lizard needs my managerial advice.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    If Susie Essman shouted this column at me, inserting "you fat fuck!" every third phrase, I would be entertained. She is cute.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    If Susie Essman shouted that WND column at me, inserting "you fat fuck!" every other phrase, I would be entertained. She is cute.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Monochromatic. See what she did there?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Doesn't she realize if blacks tried to be more like Jews the holes in the sheets would have to be enlarged considerably?

  • SorosBot

    And what about other black Jews, like Rashida Jones, Lenny Kravitz or Maya Rudolph?

  • proudgrampa

    What I want to know is, how do I get into a "Mutually Beneficial Arrangement" per the ad to the right??? And should I request a college girl or a single mom????

    And yes, I'm totally OT.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I think I'll start "Friends With Benefits"; it'll be organized much like "Doctors Without Borders".

  • poorgradstudent

    Leave it to the WND to achieve a perfect racism twofer.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    I don't understand. More Blacks should be circumcised???

    • Generation[redacted]

      I think she's saying they should not drive on Saturday.

  • Blunderthing

    You can become so out of touch you are actually floating. I think they call those people "gasbags." Yes, I'm sure of it. Gasbags.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    Aliza has really nailed us. But Blacks have a massive case of Jewish Envy! That is why we we are attracted to religions like Rastafarianism, where we can wear funny hats and long braids, and celebrations in December like Kwanzaa that involve lighting a bunch of candles. When we're not actually claiming to be Jews, like the Falashas and African Hebrew Israelites, we're insisting we're the Chosen People, like the Rastas, Black Muslims and Five-Percenters. Marcus Garvey and Elijah Muhammed wanted The Oppressor to give us our own country, too! We even got White Folks to fight a war for us. (I don't think they'd look too kindly at us developing nukes on the down-low, though.)

    • bibliotequetress

      Are you saying that Blacks suffer from circumsized penis envy?

    • horsedreamer_1

      & that's why Apartheid South Africa renounced nuclear arms in 1985. It's bad enough now that there's an Islamic bomb in Rawalpindi. Imagine a Negro nuke in Cape of Good Hope.

  • http://estevancarlos.com american__mutt

    We should all be more like Sammy David Jr. I agree. Also, I know some black jews. Doesn't make a huge difference!

  • DahBoner

    What about lazy San Francisco Jews who just go on Deadhead tours?

    WHAAA? JERRY'S DEAD?

  • TribecaMike

    "Hi, I'm Theodor Herzl, and I do not approve of this message."

  • http://matthewgreenbaum.com swordfis

    “Aliza has the brains of Henry Kissinger and the body of Marilyn Monroe…she made me appear even more interesting than I ever thought I was.”

    Jackie Mason
    Comedian

  • http://matthewgreenbaum.com swordfis

    I've always despised this racist, self-congratulatory meme. It is a revelation of stupidity and a complete perversion of Jewish values. Now you are a snark.

  • extreme_left

    Aliza is purty though, no doubt some nerd is counting down to love hour as a result of letting her write this crap.

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    Breathe deep and keep saying to yourself
    "It's World Net Daily, what do you expect?"
    "It's World Net Daily, what do you expect?"
    "It's World Net Daily, what do you expect?"