SCISSOR SISTERS  12:59 pm July 12, 2012

Is Florida’s Pretty Lt. Gov. Lady Having Lesbionic Interracial Affair With Aide?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Like Lynne Cheney's SistersThat’s a good question, in that headline right there up above here, that you just read. It comes to us via the court filings of a lady who worked for Florida’s lieutenant governor, Jennifer Carroll, and who is now on trial for sharing secret tape recordings with a reporter. She says, and we believe this is a direct quote from her filing, “Dude, everyone in the office recorded everyone else, it was the policy, and also I totally saw Jennifer Carroll and travel aide Beatriz Ramos lezzing out.”

Carletha Cole says she was fired from Lt. Gov. Carroll’s office shortly after walking in and seeing Carroll and Ramos in “a compromising position” (scissoring). Then she shared a secret tape recording with a reporter, and now she is on trial for it. She passed a polygraph kind of? Meanwhile, there are further allegations that Ramos may have arsoned a fire with a “cigar” and that Carroll transferred an investigator to keep Ramos safe.

This is all a LOT of to-do for a lieutenant governor’s office. In California, our hot lt. gov. is so bored he got a paper route.

While your Wonkette is all for interracial lesbionic affairs, it’s possible that Carroll’s GOP voters (OH WE FORGOT TO SAY SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!) might not!

[MiamiHerald, via Wonkette operative Schmannity.]

 
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superdave July 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm

In my mind she certainly is.

actor212 July 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Brings a whole new meaning to "running down the hall with scissors"…

Preacher_Griz July 12, 2012 at 5:16 pm

negress lesbots are rare, which makes them so HAWT!!!

JohnnyQuick July 12, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Many fine rap videos beg to disagree.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Syd the Kyd Libel!!!

bibliotequetress July 12, 2012 at 1:01 pm

PLEASE. BE. TRUE.

BornInATrailer July 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I'll open an entire new safe deposit box in the spank bank for this if true.

mirrorballdc July 12, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Why can't the DC Council have scandals like this? No, it's always illegal money stuff and smoking crack. Not sexy at all.

Designer_Radio July 12, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Smoking crack… with HOOKERS! C'mon! That's prolly kinda hot, if you're also out of your mind on cocaine…

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I dunno, sure beats work.

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Bitch set him up!

MOG2410 July 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Indeed.

Barb July 12, 2012 at 1:03 pm

This is the first normal news out of Florida in decades.

MOG2410 July 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

The new normal, works for them. Wait until they decide to get married!

Hammiepants July 12, 2012 at 1:04 pm

"Lesbionic" is what Lindsey Wagner is, right?

FraAnima July 12, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I find this excellent to fap to.

Scissoring. Mmmmmmmm.

va_real July 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Scissoring? Isn't that what Mittens did to that guy in high school while other boys held him down?

FraAnima July 12, 2012 at 1:30 pm

That image is a serious impediment to my fappage.

va_real July 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Sorry to harsh your mellow, dude. As you were.

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm

bumping donuts!

actor212 July 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Clit-clat!

James Michael Curley July 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Dunkin' Donuts another Bain Capital Company from 2005 to 2009 and what a combination Mitt Romney, Geroge HW Bush (and W) in the name of the Carlyle Group and Thomas Lee Partners the company that brought you the Refco meltdown in 2005 and the prototype for government bailouts of leveraged buyout companies that go under.

Why aren't these people standing up against a wall?

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 12, 2012 at 4:57 pm

ah yes…the best lesbian position of all. Too bad Carrol is hardly attractive but that can feature in heavily with the Sarah Silverman-Erin Burnett encounter that's been filling up my fantasies lately. Still, I'd like to see Ramos…if she's a bitchy Cuban there's a chance she could have great ghetto booty like my favorite Cuban Vida Guerra.

thefrontpage July 12, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I've been sleeping with Lt. Gov. Jennifer for several months, so if there is a lesbionic thing going on, it's news to me!

actor212 July 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm

So you're the "tri" in tribad?

DerrickWildcat July 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I found this article particularly easy to masturbate to.

Extemporanus July 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

TOO BLUE!

DerrickWildcat July 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm

i know.

Extemporanus July 12, 2012 at 1:50 pm

It's OK.

emmelemm July 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Just the right amount of blue!

WABishop July 12, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Not blue enough!

Dildeaux July 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Faptastic! Moar lez stories plz.

freakishlywrong July 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Condi Rice only wishes she had Carroll's balls.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 12, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Finally, a republican gay scandal that I can get excited about!

FakaktaSouth July 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm

A lovely, black, lady gay – republican. One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong. She needs to also be handicapped and Muslim and I would want to study her forever.

FlownOver July 12, 2012 at 1:07 pm

In Baja Nebraska our sex scandals are usually about charges that someone in state government once claimed to know where babbies come from. Even if they get it wrong.

va_real July 12, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Babbies- where does they come from? Probably not the Lt Gov's ofiice…

Negropolis July 13, 2012 at 2:59 am

In Baja Nebraska, your sex scandals involve livestock and sunflowers.

Callyson July 12, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Timothy Robinson, retired chief polygraph examiner for the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, said that “Ms. Cole’s charts were somewhat difficult to read,” but he believed her.
“Her charts, in my opinion, are indicative of a non-deceptive examinee (truthful),” Robinson wrote. “Ms. Cole passed her polygraph.”

When is the Lt Gov's polygraph test scheduled?

Actually, fuck that: when is *Mittens* taking his test?

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Just after he releases the rest of tax returns.

va_real July 12, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Could it be that Robinson- like many Wonketeers- just really, really wanted Ms. Cole to be telling the truth…?

James Michael Curley July 12, 2012 at 2:06 pm

If the chart don't fit you must acquit.

MacRaith July 12, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Reading polygraphs is like reading tea leaves – you can make them say whatever you're being paid to make them say.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 15, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Mitt's chart will reveal a perfect 60 Hz sine wave.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 12, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I'm pretty sure I saw this on Cinemax in the mid 90's.

Guppy July 12, 2012 at 1:57 pm

That's why God gave us VCRs!

hagajim July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

The scissoring is sexy. Rub those genitals together girlies!

MissTaken July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

That's how you wear a flag pin.

Blueb4sunrise July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

weejee July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I totally saw Jennifer Carroll and travel aide Beatriz Ramos lezzing out.

Will Faux Newz treat this lezz-ay faire? Hand-off the hands-on since Carroll has the GOPness?

Ducksworthy July 12, 2012 at 1:28 pm

And she's a Blah-GOP. That should buy her a lot of protection from the jackals at FAUX

freakishlywrong July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

She'll be gone. The tealiban only voted for her to show they aren't racist. Lesziness is a bridge too far.

actor212 July 12, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I dunno. Now they can show they aren't gay hating either…

Negropolis July 13, 2012 at 3:00 am

They don't ever show that.

Schmannnity July 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I can't wait until Gov. Rick Scott is caught in flagrante delicto with Batboy.

Terry July 12, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Caught with Batboy? He IS Batboy.

HateMachine July 12, 2012 at 3:27 pm

So, masturbating, then.

Goonemeritus July 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Common decency demands we await photographic evidence. But please don’t make us wait that long.

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Well this makes sense, considering the Gov is a walking dildo.

Ducksworthy July 12, 2012 at 1:30 pm

The Gov. has clearly OD'ed on all the chemo he stole from Medicare.

kittensdontlie July 12, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Truly he is, you know, he doesn't keep his head shaved for no reason at all….

bumfug July 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Fucking Florida – one board squeaks and out come the freaks.

Callyson July 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Steve MacNamara, former chief of staff for Gov. Rick Scott, viewed Carroll as a “loose cannon”

Loose cannon? Is that the new euphemism for "slut" now?

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Have you ever tried to stick your cock in a cannon? Probably not. Also, I don't believe that is what the expression originally meant, but what do I know, I just tried sticking my dick in a gunbarrel.

Extemporanus July 12, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Crank "Cock Cannon" Tango has a very sexy ring to it.

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Crank "Cannon Cock Ring" Tango…unfortunately my real name is Willard.

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

"Meanwhile, there are further allegations that Ramos may have arsoned a fire with a “cigar” and that Carroll transferred an investigator to keep Ramos safe."

That sounds like a Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.

Guppy July 12, 2012 at 1:58 pm

But where's the car?

Swampgas_Man July 12, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Sounds like the return of Bill and Monica.

nonbeliever7 July 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

She may be lesbionic, but as a Republican, she's still a dick.

emmelemm July 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Bingo!

Nostrildamus July 12, 2012 at 1:10 pm

But how does naked, Asian car lady fit in?

dijetlo July 12, 2012 at 1:21 pm

with a little baby oil

superdave July 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

What the heck are you referring to? And gimme a web link.

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm

exactly. this is worthless without pics.

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Link? Just scroll back up and look at the sidebar ads.

superdave July 12, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Heh. Just goes to show the efficacy of web ads. I didn't even notice the half nekkid, bent over chick.

Nostrildamus July 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Half naked? What, you like 'em bald?

Guppy July 12, 2012 at 1:59 pm

It's called a "daisy chain," I believe.

Oblios_Cap July 12, 2012 at 1:10 pm

This is front page news here in Flor-i-duh. Lez blahs are all the rage!

The Lt. Gov's also under investigation for more mundane things, as well.

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Lesbian black Republicans must be self-hating in three ways; I had thought Condoleeza was one of a kind.

Terry July 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm

You'd think that an elected official with a degree from an unaccredited diploma mill would be held above such petty suspicions.

bibliotequetress July 12, 2012 at 5:15 pm

"Under investigation" seems to be SOP for Florida politicians, Oblios_Cap. But we aren't often handed hot lesbian GOP scandal. MORE!

MissTaken July 12, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I love me some Gavin, but he talked shit about my hometown and broke my heart. Well, he was absolutely correct in what he said, but still.

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Well I prefer Sacramento to San Francisco because it's easier to find parking in Sacramento.

Limeylizzie July 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm

I'm sorry, I have also talked a lot of shit about Sacramento as MrLimeylizzie's son and daughter-in-law live there, so we go somewhat frequently. It is so awful ,and I whine so much, that he as to take me to San Francisco , to stay at the Mark Hopkins for a couple of nights, on the way back.

MissTaken July 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I grew up there so I know it's horrible. All strip malls everywhere. I dragged SB last month to meet my friends and family. Afterwards we spent the rest of the week in Napa drinking wine to detox from it.

Limeylizzie July 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm

It is , although there is a really good Food Co-Op that we went to, to get snacks for the roadtrip, other than that….

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Although I did enjoy my time there – probably because we spent the whole time drinking and meeting your friends, who are all cool.

And you didn't take me to see the Old Sac.

bibliotequetress July 12, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Well, now, that's something good about Sacramento: it makes you appreciate Napa more! Not everyone's hometown can make that claim.

Crank_Tango July 12, 2012 at 1:47 pm

I think "dull" is a compliment when referring to Sacto.

Limeylizzie July 12, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Fresno also just ghastly.

James Michael Curley July 12, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Twenty Nine Palms. Blew through there once at close to 110 and stopped by a CHP. Town was so out of it that he let me go without a ticket saying "I'd rather not damn you by making you come back here."

Limeylizzie July 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm

That place frightens me, so desolate and trashy at the same time.

Steverino247 July 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm

One of my many "happy" childhood memories involves Twentynine Palms. A very intoxicated great-aunt banging away on an out-of-tune upright piano singing "The Old Rugged Cross." She finished a quart of vodka while we were there, if I recall correctly.

I've been that drunk, but never that depraved.

Juan_Oriley July 12, 2012 at 11:10 pm

HIGH DESERT LIBEL!! OK, Twentynine Plams is pretty ghastly but I'm a Navy boy so all those Marines make me nervous. Joshua Tree is just down the road though and they got a nice little saloon with good music regularly. It's the final resting place of Gram Parsons too. Pioneer Town is just a little further down the way up in the hills and they have the coolest road house in all of Cali. Back me up here Ken Layne!

Negropolis July 13, 2012 at 3:03 am

California has some great coastal cities, but there is a huge drop off once you reach the interior. I'm sure they all have their interesting parts, but come on. San Bernardino, Fresno, Modesto, Stockton….gawd.

Callyson July 12, 2012 at 1:11 pm

This Miami Herald story gets better and better…

Cole goes beyond simply alleging an isolated incident, saying Ramos “jealously hoarded the Lieutenant Governor’s attention in a manner which can only be described as bizarre” and that Cole was ordered to book adjoining rooms when Ramos traveled with Carroll. Cole also said that policy was changed without explanation after Carroll’s husband went along on one of the trips.

No threesomes for the hubby, huh? He must be disappointed…

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Yeah, you'd think most husbands would be all excited and want to watch.

weejee July 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm

It a Florida thing, they try to keep this sorta stuff quiet. To do otherwise would be like lifting the curtain at Disney World.

Ducksworthy July 12, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Fucking goofy seems to be a theme today.

MissTaken July 12, 2012 at 1:24 pm

He is the real victim here.

MOG2410 July 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Yeah, I used to do the adjoing room thing on business trips, but it was strictly so we could work late. No really.

Extemporanus July 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Whenever I travel with my wife and her mistress, I reserve a single room with adjoining genitals.

Designer_Radio July 12, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I'm going to withhold judgement until I hear Brian Fischer's thoughts on this…

RadioSlut July 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Or Anita Bryant's.

Designer_Radio July 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I just need some clarification on why the GOP promotes Man On Dog sex now.

SorosBot July 12, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Wait, the state can prosecute whistle-blowers who leak a boss' secret recordings now? The ghost of Richard Nixon is cursing.

Chichikovovich July 12, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Though actually the tapes themselves were not leaked. Some low-level doofus being examined by the Watergate panel let slip that all the Oval Office conversations were recorded, and Archibald Cox was already preparing subpoenas before the witness took his next breath.

PuckStopsHere July 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

WTF? Nixon was driven from office by an obsessed left wing media! I heard it on the radio.

HateMachine July 12, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Other recent innovations in the field include the Fast and Furious "whistle-blower" being the only member of the ATF task force that actually engaged in gun-walking, against the express wishes of his superior.

DrunkIrishman July 12, 2012 at 1:12 pm

SHE'S GOT AIDS?!?

Oh wait…misread the headline.

Buzz Feedback July 12, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Bumping donuts is not a crime.

Self-Uploader July 12, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Maybe Ramos was just trying to place a flag pin on Carroll when she slipped and fell landing on top of her boss with her legs spread. The pin then pierced Carroll's skin causing her to squeal like a pig at the moment when Cole opened the door.

Chichikovovich July 12, 2012 at 1:13 pm

"Affair" is really a loaded word. I prefer "Mutually Beneficial Relationship"

RadioSlut July 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

My upfist bionic wrist is just getting warmed up.

MOG2410 July 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

With a strong ROI, no doubt.

Poindexter718 July 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Bad, bad lieutenant!

Ducksworthy July 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Sadly, I see what you did there, zoot.

MOG2410 July 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Spankings!

MLHencken July 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I need much, much more evidence — preferably in MPEG format — before I can render any judgement.

Billmatic July 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I feel like a Black Republican, money I got comin' in.

lulzmonger July 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Needs more Star-Spangled Strap-ons.

RadioSlut July 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Running while (scissoring).

Mumbletypeg July 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm

"da dew run, run-run, da dew run, rrrrrun!" ♪

RadioSlut July 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Busy Lizzies.

MOG2410 July 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Ouch.

CapnRadio July 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Now that's what I call shear–let me finish–delight!

not that Dewey July 12, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Cut it out.

RadioSlut July 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Don't get snippy.

metamarcisf July 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Which explains budgetary line items such as "strap-on" expense.

sbj1964 July 12, 2012 at 1:20 pm

GOP, Girl on Girl action?Well it will have to be better than the DNC Hillary & Janet Reno tapes.

DerrickWildcat July 12, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Found her on Christian Mingle. So it's ok.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 12, 2012 at 1:50 pm

because I won't go there, because MARRIED and ATHEIST, do they have a MSM/WSW area at Xtian Mingle?

didgen July 12, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Go girls, Go girls, Go girls!!!!!!

James Michael Curley July 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Before they started down sizing the Coast Guard up here in NJ, it had a ferry used to take members from the mainland to a couple islands for their duty tours. The ferry was called "You Go Girl." Still can't figure that one out? Coast Guard Ferries? Nah, lets not go there.

dijetlo July 12, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Pix or GTFO

ph7 July 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I googled "Beatriz Ramos" to complete my mental image of this tryst, and I must say, this pol on pol action is either very hot, or very disturbing. FWIW, I'm going with very hot!

Limeylizzie July 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm

I wonder which one it is??

sezme July 12, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Apparently Beatriz Ramos looks like whatever you want her to look like. This works for both Jennifer Caroll and for me.

IncenseDebate July 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I'm glad we're over balls, finally.

Tommy1733 July 12, 2012 at 1:24 pm

This has been a sex-x-xy week at Wonkette – first Mitt gets booed by NAACP and now this! I hear Pulitzer bells ringing.

CrunchyKnee July 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Charlie Crist LIBELZ!!!!1

ManchuCandidate July 12, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Seems pretty fishy to me. If there were only a 69th of a chance that these allegations were true. The investigators are just going to have to dive into this hairy mess and find out. But knowing how GOPers do things, it will be sloppy and they'll miss the point as they spend most of their time licking around the issue.

Chichikovovich July 12, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Do dry to be direct for once. Stop beating around the bush.

RadioSlut July 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm

They just can't sweep this under the rugs. They've got to stay on top and get to the bottom of this.

Estproph July 12, 2012 at 1:47 pm

The GOP is full of cunning linguists who will swirl this around on their lips until the teabaggers have only their story on their tongues. I guarantee this is going to get muffed. They're Merkins, after all!

WABishop July 12, 2012 at 11:51 pm

It looks like she's going down.

prommie July 12, 2012 at 1:28 pm

I could find it very easy to fap to this story, if there were video.

LetUsBray July 12, 2012 at 5:21 pm

I for one would prefer a nice, vividly written description. And if they didn't spank each other and buttsechs with a strap-on, could they maybe pretend they did?

Exhausted66 July 12, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Scissoring?
Kind of a waste of that rack.

ph7 July 12, 2012 at 1:31 pm

The filing implies that Carroll worked to snuff out an arson investigation at the Capitol that could have implicated Ramos. Carroll personally met with the FDLE investigator looking into a fire in Cole’s trash can. Ramos later told the investigator she put a cigar that she thought she had extinguished into the trash can; the case was closed.

Her girlfriend was playing with a cigar. NICE!

James Michael Curley July 12, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Drudge Siren calling Bill Clinton an arsonist coming up.

lisawines July 12, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I don't think that LPAC will be supporting her reelection.

e_z July 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Time for the ol' Laissez-faire on the Lezzie affair.

Estproph July 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm

"Scissoring"? Guess they finished "rocking".

jqheywood July 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm

And now they are trying to paper it over…

Mumbletypeg July 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

lesbionic…affair

I'm holding off any further opinionating til I hear what Jamie Sommers Geminisunmars has to say about this.

OneYieldRegular July 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

"Lezzing out"? Seriously? I think the bigger scandal may be that the Florida Lieutenant Governor's Office was staffed by girls who were still in junior high school.

Chichikovovich July 12, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Remember that Wonkette often features a style that literary-critic types call "the unreliable narrator".

TribecaMike July 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm

You say Tobago, I say tobacco — let's call the whole thing off.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 12, 2012 at 1:48 pm

RECORDING or it DIDN'T HAPPEN

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

…so the only dick she likes is Governor Scott?

THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

mavenmaven July 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

"it’s possible that Carroll’s GOP voters (OH WE FORGOT TO SAY SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!) might not!"
Rush Limbaugh is demanding the videos.

YasserArraFeck July 12, 2012 at 2:29 pm

At least the slut isn't looking for the taxpayer to pick up the tab for her birth control!!!

Rosie_Scenario July 12, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Perhaps Condi Rice is her role model. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

rickmaci July 12, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Is there a stripper in this story too? Pleez!!!

StealthMuslin July 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm

If a Republican does it it's not gay.

rocktonsam July 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm

that rack is superlezbionic

Neoyorquino July 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Excellent. One step closer to the interracial, bisexual love quadrangle I've been waiting for.

timbo71351 July 12, 2012 at 2:31 pm

This is the same dumb broad who compared Gov. Bat Boy to MLK…. .http://thegrio.com/2012/01/15/black-lieutenant-governor-florida-gov-rick-scott-epitomizes-mlk/

owhatever July 12, 2012 at 2:33 pm

What two drag queens do in private is none of my business.

ElPinche July 12, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Victimless crime, my ass. What about the double-dildo's feelings?

ElPinche July 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

"Session is adjourned!" ( slams down the very misplaced 20" double-dildo)

sezme July 12, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Wait. As a Republican, is she a self-hating lesbian or a self-hating blah?

Larry McAwful July 12, 2012 at 3:24 pm

What is this? Wonkette is shilling for Republicans now? Because this story would totally make me vote for her, and I haven't voted for a Republican since 1994. My Wonkette is lucky that I don't live in Florida, where I could be tempted to act on this impulse. Otherwise you'd have a lawsuit on your hands. From me.

emmelemm July 12, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Why on earth did you vote for a Republican in 1994?

randcoolcatdaddy July 12, 2012 at 4:20 pm

"Lezzing out"?

Is this one of those new fads like planking I keep hearing about on the Intertubes?

Preacher_Griz July 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Lesbian's are SO HAWT!!! Especially when they have tats!!!!

Even so, homosexual fornication is disgusting!

Halloween Jack July 12, 2012 at 6:09 pm

For a second, I thought that this was an article about Condi Rice.

Schmegeg July 12, 2012 at 8:03 pm

OK, time to cool off, contributors, And I have just the pill to do it. Two Words;

Chris Christie

MiniMencken July 12, 2012 at 8:16 pm

So, uhm, this Carroll walks into the Tampa convention hall during the Republican national and declares, "I could lick Sarah Palin with one hand tied behind my back! Ditto for Michele Bachmann!" She is chosen over Mittens by a riotous acclamation.

Fuck Toad July 12, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Cigar-smoking Cuban lesbians, hm?

ttommyunger July 12, 2012 at 8:59 pm

"Bitch set me up."

ColonelDoctor July 12, 2012 at 11:35 pm

I gotta tell y'all, as a real live lesbian, "scissoring" is only something that happens in straight porn. Sorry. Try again.

arihaya July 12, 2012 at 11:53 pm

gay black female republican !!

you can't be more minority than this

emmelemm July 13, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Fair enough.

I do agree that there used to be decent Republicans. Doesn't mean I would have voted for any of them, though.

James Michael Curley July 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm

It’s been decades and I can’t imagine it getting any better.

James Michael Curley July 13, 2012 at 6:05 am

There are a few things about the whole area I actually like, though I haven’t been through there in decades. As I mentally plan The Last Great Continental Cruise which I intend to start about six and a half minutes after I retire/get laid off, I probably will go through there. I have friends in Tuscon, Phoenix and Prescott so going out to LA through that part of the desert and seeing Joshua Tree Park seems to be the best way. Besides, I plan to do the whole trip without going on an Interstate. There is alternative though, I once drove from Chicago to LA along Route 66 when there still was a lot of Route 66 left. That seems attractive. (I may even replace the sign I borrowed.)

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