Joe does not want to inhale your flattery, NAACP — oh who’s he kidding? Of course he does, and he will hand some right back. He sat in, he’s a lifelong member of the NAACP, and he has gotten in PERSONAL TROUBLE with every single person in there, with hijinks!
FOX HEADLINE: Joe Biden admits sitting in Rev. Wright’s church, plotting to blow up Chicago with Bernadine Dohrn.
Poor Mittens. He was pretty loose, for Mittens, when he addressed the NAACP yesterday, but unlike Joe he does not know how to TESTIFY.
Old Joe is going after the GOP’s obstruction — three votes for Lilly Ledbetter, the debt ceiling, all their terrible and various malfeasances, “Obstructionism was the plan from the outset” — with citations! TELEPROMPTERZ!
Oh, the NAACP does not like Mitch McConnell’s number one priority being the one-term presidency of Barack Obama, they are yelling like they are at a horror movie. GIRL, GET OUT THE BASEMENT!
Anybody else wanna hear more about Joe’s hijinks with his friend named “Mouse”? Obama for America, could you send out a bulletin please?
And here is tender Joe, maybe our favorite Joe? He is talking about teaching, and education, and The Children. Who hates education? Romney. If you doubt Joe, just look at the GOP budget for the future! He is so sad about this, about their cuts in Title 1 funding and special ed. Joe is heartbroken by this, Joe is soft-voiced, more sorrow than anger. We bet anger will show up … next sentence?
You know what the NAACP likes? Equal pay for women. They like it A LOT. Also, VAWA. And contraception. Now let’s hear gay marriage?
OK we will talk about Obamacare for a while. Were you aware it is quite popular with people of color?
Pop Quiz! How do you think the NAACP feels about tax cuts for millionaires and simultaneous evisceration of the Earned Income Tax Credit? Please write your answer in the form of a haiku.
Does anyone remember Mitt Romney talking about civil rights yesterday? Like, at all? He did quote MLK, but his version of civil rights seems to have been charter schools and murdering Obamacare, right? That’s so weird, how Joe Biden actually has concerns about specific plights faced by African Americans due physically and solely to their color, like for instance racial profiling, and voter suppression.
Joe is finally booed, you guys! For saying “and let me close.”
Joe Biden, America’s favorite white guy. OR ELSE. The end.
OR IS IT? Drudge should have been reading Wonket, he would have found this gem much faster:
The end for real.
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Love ya, Joe!
Guys, is there a link to see this on video anywhere?
Barb
http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/
Thanks, buddy of mine.
My pleasure.
This one works better http://www.c-span.org/Campaign2012/Events/Vice-Pr…
Thanks for that link. I needed to clean out my tear ducts.
Have they booed him yet? Oops, sorry wrong party. Give'em hell Joe!
There's a naked woman and a lousy imitation of a 428 Cobra over there –>
It appears she is attempting to clean the windshield with her cooter. Does that work?
Butt-X, prevents streaking, except by the user.
It's a broadly accepted tenet among car enthusiasts that nothing shines the chrome on your rearview mirror like the ass of an Asian porn star.
And thus, are car shows explained.
She's welcome to come on over and see if it works on my car.
I'd put my chicken in her oven.
Just like Bristol, amirite?
It looks more like she's pleasuring herself on the rearview mirror.
And lovin' it!
I think it's put there to get the folks who read Wonkette at work in trouble.
That's weird, I just see BJs.
Ben and Jerry's, get your minds out of the gutter.
What, do you think there's something sleazy about a website that matches rich old men with young women looking for a sugar daddy?
Is that what that was? I assumed it was a synopsis of Mitt Romney's campaign pitch.
So this is what girls mean when they say they're working on their MBA?
My problem is that I'm not one of the 1% sugar daddies.
Downside: All I see is ads for my local State Farm agents
Upside: My local State Farm Agents are fully clothed.
All I see are adds asking me if my Mac is slow. HOW DO THEY KNOW? (paranoia creeps in and takes hold) Oh, never mind. Found the girl-on-car ad at the top. Er…
You should put a piece of tape over your web cam. They know.
Ohhhhhhhh. That's it. I'm moving to Canada.
It's a 427 AC Cobra. (Tho it could be a 289.)
The 428s were put in Mustangs and Torinos.
/end of motor pedantry
You’re right. When I go through Redbank, NJ a couple times a year I see one and two weeks ago I decided to follow it and speak with the owner. It’s not only an authentic Cobra but old enough to have the AC Bristol emblems on the engine firewall frame which, if I remember correctly, would make it a 289. Notwithstanding – the one attached to that young lady’s differential is still a lousy imitation.
Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.
A little like this Lucille.
I write this in all seriousness – I think Joe Biden is much smarter than most people give him credit for. Mr. Obama saw that when most folks miss it.
I hope the GNoP continues to wildly underestimate him.
Biden is brilliant.
He just can't keep his mouth shut and prove it.
I've known a good number of men like Joe, including some of my relatives. Smart man and a product of a working class upbringing. He's retained a bit of the culture of the old social clubs that centered around various immigrant groups, veterans, or trades. You know he knows how to order a shot and a beer at the Ukrainian citizens club or the Irish pub and knows how to drink them correctly. He can talk to pretty much anyone with equal comfort. People can mistake affability and bluster for a lack of intelligence, but in doing so they put themselves at a disadvantage.
I thought he is a teetotaler? I want to think that anyway, since I became one a couple years back…
You're right. I didn't realize that. Still, he could walk in any of those places, drink an NA beer and be right at home.
Agreed – He can still walk in and exude the charisma to make everyone fall in love with him without a beer buzz.
Wow, I have a lot of trouble believing that that man doesn't drink. I mean, I'll take your word for it.
Totally true. A little good-natured looseness goes a long way with people, and he's got it no matter how many things he says that embarrass the Villagers.
Has anyone ever thought he was actually stupid? That's news to me. It's a funny joke that he's some Camaro lowbrow dude or gaffe-prone, but the guy has a decades-long record as a senior leader in the Senate and presidential candidate with foreign policy expertise.
The people who think Sarah Palin is intelligent, in all seriousness laugh at how stupid Joe is and confuse gaffes with actual ignorance. They are the same people who think the President can't speak without a teleprompter because of course he can't possibly have a thought in his head.
I'm not sure all those gaffes are really gaffes. Like that gay marriage thing – personally I think that was carefully planned and well-executed.
The time he asked the gentleman in the wheelchair to stand up was obviously a mistake. Mr. Biden would never say something like that on purpose.
But any public figure is going to make mistakes.
I agree with you on all counts. When he does make an honest but dumb mistake (God rest her! Whoops, God bless her! – I gotta get these right!), he has no problem taking full responsibility.
Yes, the right wingers like to try and paint him as unintelligent and a horse's arse.
not serious types or people who know anything about him. or the senate. he's always been gaffe prone, but has a tremendous grasp of detail and policy. most of the old lions (and i include repubs like hatch – and certainly lugar – here) do.
it's only when he got thrust into bamz spot light that the shorthand became 'stupid'.
also, baggers have blessed us with a passel of the stupidest, least informed representatives since – …god, ever?
"You're all so clean and articulate!"
"There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' "
Even his gaffes are pretty funny. Get 'em, Joe!
God bless 'em!
Doe's Joe have a telly in his tummy? I could watch that telly aaahhll morning long! Tell me you have a telly in your tummy joe! I'm rolling around on the floor with my paws in the air soaking in the sunshine of your love.
Mittens ,and Biden playing Bad Cop/Good Cop.They are no Cagney&Lacy.Joe looked like he was playing at the Apollo.Funny stuff
Mitt also got booed in Springfield.
… I was saying "boo-unrs"…
Hahaha! Classic.
There are 38 Springfields in the US – a Veto Proof Majority!
I await the special "Mitt Gets Booed Supercut Autotuned" sure to be clogging up the Intertubes.
Did he drop in at Moe's Bar?
"Guess what? My boss is a brother too!"
I hope he tells them how big the president's stick is.
It’s a shame that the administration couldn’t find a prominent African American to represent it.
In fairness, Eric Holder's the ranking full Blah, but he's busy ducking indictments.
Sending the vice president is preferable to sending someone who sits at a lower level in the administration.
AG Holder spoke the other day.
*tearing up previous joke*
Well, it was worth the effort…
You don't waste precious election year time hobnobbing with your natural constituents. That would be like sending Romney to the Hamptons in July.
Wait. What?
This is Obama playing his best Ali/Belichick/Phil Jackson zen game. A little rope-a-dope, effective use of substitutes, than as Andrew Sullivan says "meep fucking meep" in November.
He mentioned contraception and family planning. I am tearing up. I'm tired of old, rich, white men trying to control the lady plumbing.
That is because you forgot that your plumbing is there for men's pleasure exclusively. Like nature.
I understand it's a Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
I understand it's a Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
Which probably makes it illegal for you to register as a Republican at this point.
Not according to the Mormons or right-wing X-tians.
Biden is pretty white. Romney is so white he's ultraviolet.
He & Ann are so pasty white they probably glow in the dark.
Romney's heart is black, though. Not Black – black.
I wonder when the MSM will get around to reporting on what African-American speakers are saying at the NAACP conference?
If one of the speakers ends up being the President, then yes, they will report on it.
Wait – what?
I fucking adore this man. He is awesome.
I'm going to need a fresh pair of knickers here soon.
I didn't put any on yet, will need new couch.
Why no organ?
No need when you are rocking your own pipes like Uncle Joey.
Because-a! I don't think-a! Joe Biden-a! Has the patois-a! Down-a!
Kin I git an Amen! a!
Make it plain, now!
This kind of tomfoolery defames Italian-Americans!!
Romney's the one with no organ, if you know what I mean (and I think you do)
I was hoping Mittens woulda got The Hook – Live at the Apollo style.
"Where everyone has skin in the game and where no one is played for a sucker"
Play that funky music, white boy!
"People, don't hate the game! Hate the playah!"
I'll take twenty derpy Joes over one douschebag conservative any day.
So Joe's not going to intentionally goad the crowd into booing so he can go to the bigoted base and say, "Look how mean those black people were to me!" like Mittens did?
This is no place for cynicism.
That is very perceptive. SB, you need to be on "Face the Nation" or its equivalent.
Well I am a white man – but I'm not Republican, so I only meet two of the three requirements to get on the Sunday shows.
If you are a White, Republican, Old, Veteran, POW, who never talked about his military service to ANYONE, ANYTIME with a rich wife you get Sunday-Show-A-Week.
Joey don't play that.
I hope that Sarah Palin lays down her gun and her bible and posts a rebuttal to this soon. I can't wait to hear how she spins this one.
"According to the Founding Fathers, the audience at the conference is only 1/5th the size that the lamestream media is reporting it is."
I read that too quickly. I thought she was going to claim the crowd was only 3/5 the size the lamestream media claimed it was.
Can you imagine her in front of the NAACP? "I had relations with a black guy once, and told only one friend of my self-disgust afterwards! (wink)"
Preach on, Voting Rights man!
The Cold War is over? But WorldNetDaily and Fox News told me that Marxist CommieNazi Atheist Muslims were trying to take over America!
You forgot the Fascists.
Romney's appearance would have gone better if he showed up with barb-wire tats around each arm and the waist of his mom jeans eight inches below the waist of his magic Mormon underwear.
Because 70 year old middle class NAACP members love that shit!
And old white women who wonder why their grand children go to concerts given by a hard shelled candy.
Joe Biden gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside, in a strictly platonic way of course ;)
Sometimes I get the feeling that Joe is secretly thrilled like a little kid to be a part of this administration. I think he is just as proud as can be to be the VP to Barack. I also believe that he is extremely intelligent, experienced, and has serious foreign policy credentials.
Edit: Also I think it is cool that Michelle and Jill genuinely like each other, enough that they work together on their Joining Forces project to help vets and their families.
I told you he'd rock that shit.
How do you think the NAACP feels about tax cuts for millionaires and simultaneous evisceration of the Earned Income Tax Credit?
Colored People love
Tax cuts for the poor blacks
Excellent words.
They tax meThey don't tax you
Die whitey
Edit:
They tax me dammit
They do not tax you at all
Die whitey die die
5-7-5 or GTFO.
I pronounced "blacks" blacks-uh
And drew out the "E" in Excellent to make two on?
Romney did exactly what he meant to yesterday: He told the shiftless nigras he doesn't hold with giving them healthcare on the white man's dime, and got booed for it. Just like when Santorum told English-Speaking Puerto Ricans to learn the Eeenglish, his real audience was NOT the people in the room.
To the applause of crackers everywhere.
And then they got all uppity with him… It's what he expected.
Great speech. Why do I feel the need for a cigarette and cuddling now?
He makes me want to go buy condoms.
Joe is finally booed, you guys! For saying “and let me close.”
Win.
Now MSNBC is waxing nostalgic for Jack Kemp, who was apparently the last Republican who could connect to black people. Of course he's been dead for three years.
That still qualifies him to be a GOP Young Gun.
Jack Kemp, the guy that got a medical deferment out of going to Vietnam while playing for the NFL who called Clinton a "draft dodger"?
We are at Maximum Biden
Rich asshole's tax cuts?
Not so popular with the
dusky-hued masses
Rich folks' tax cuts are
Just the same as welfare but
Without those people
Romney: NAACP members want 'free stuff'
What? The tote bags weren't good enough?
Mission Accomplished.
That's sweet!!
Hm, my dog started jumping around and barking, as if she heard a whistle…
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I like my ignorant, evil, racist, poor everybody hating, dismiss-ers of others right up front where I can see 'em. Nothing worse than somebody who isn't what they are all up front.
Now, saying that doesn't mean Romney is racist; he could just be pandering to the racists to get their votes. Which is just as bad, so fuck him.
Hear, hear! Padded bras are the absofuckinglute worst! Wait, what?
Guess all those nig–DING!–blahs who secretly love him might not love him so much any more.
Dude is just playing to the base, but I'm not so sure they're ready to dance to his tune just yet.
Free stuff? I heard Rmoney's Cayman bank gives out toasters…oh… and 14% effective tax rates.
Toasters? But Mitt's straight!
Who let the Biden out? Woof, woof woof!
A great speech. The truth said with conviction and wit.
Once in a while I forget why President Obama picked Biden as his VP. This speech reminded me.
NEVER FORGET!
Biden is totally avoiding talking about the burden the last three years have been to the affluent white minority and corporations.
That's Corey Booker's job.
Record corporate profits are the V-2 of ObamaFascizm!!!!!
plotting to blow up Chicago with Bernadine Dohrn.
How many times do you people have to be told that this woman is not a terrorist. Rep. Peter King's hearings, added to everything else he's said on the topic have made it perfectly clear: throwing that label at that woman is a smear. And furthermore…
Oh, Bernadine Dohrn. Never mind.
Thought you were talking about Bernadette Devlin.
Natural mistake.
All that was missing was somebody putting a cape over him and leading him offstage only to have him jump back up and start singing "Livin' in America."
please please don't go…
Close the thread. Janelle Monae libel, also.
I do so wish that Romney would go for a "hail-mary," "game-changing" play, like McCain tried with the SnowCunt, and make Christie McFattyFatFuck his Veep pick. I would dearly love to see the Biden eviscerate the Fat Fuck.
I'm pretty sure Romney's going with Liz Cheney.
Eviscerate? Is there anything else to Christie, other than gut? What a mess that would be.
Actually, funny thing about that MLK quote Romney dropped during his speech: It's from this sermon. In which King is basically talking about the Mitt Romney's of the world, specifically.
Joe Biden is basically Aldai Stevenson of 21st century, damn boring but very capable and dedicated person
Little known fact: Joe is a Life Member of the NAACP and has been for fucking ever.
Thank you Obama for saving the car industry !!!!
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