Well, all of you laid down on the job (heh!) and did not send us Tubechops of Old Handsome Joe’s best La Raza moments, and so we did it ourselves. Here he is, being spicy. Don’t say we never gave you nothing, America!
DOIN IT DOIN IT DOIN IT RIGHT 12:29 pm July 11, 2012
Caliente Joe Biden Tells Heartwarming Story About Parents Doing It (Video)
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Joe Biden, national treasure.
Oh dear. Biden's a better man than I…I try to forget my parents ever had sex.
There were five of us. That's a lot of cabbage patches.
I was adopted, so I can make myself believe that mine never did.
That was our most fervent wish, that we were all adopted.
At my father's wake one of his best friends, from the army in WW2, told me that my father was gay!
This opens new possibilities for WW2 cinematic fantasies.
Not for me it doesn't! I thought it was very sweet and I was touched by his telling me, after I stopped being gobsmacked.
Of course. But for some in our community, it could be a whole new world of drama and imagination. Maybe not bodice-ripping, but….
Did Romney's parents ever "do it"?
Intel? Or Microsoft?
Microsoft, Mitt has way too many bugs.
I like to think the RNC approached Apple first. When Jobs refused, the RNC was forced to build the Romney from discarded Texas Instruments, Commodore, and Atari circuit boards.
"Say, what do we do with all these vacuum tubes Univac sent over?"
So, even back then, the Republicans couldn't do much when it came to Jobs.
Define it? Does "it" come with a spec sheet? Blueprint? Engineering report?
Does. not. compute.
But it can read a balance sheet. Or so we're being told.
Like the Barkley's CEO? or maybe Dimon. Don't believe everything you're told.
They didn't do it — they spun him off.
Nah. His great grandparents offshored it and most likely his parents just outsourced the whole thing.
Did Romney's parents ever "do it"?
What, and take off their magic underpants?
All that talk about his middle class upbringing… it's almost as if he's trying to draw a contrast with someone.
His dad — a corporate CEO and state governor — must have really worked hard to maintain that middle class lifestyle.
So, now Romney has to search for a VP who's parents conceived him or her at Woodstock?
I think, "Doing it" means fucking.
I thought "doing it" was what everybody did. You know, the Twist.
I decided that my comment was too dirty so I self policed myself.
Nooooooooo. I loves the dirty talking.
I'll bet it wasn't. You should post it again and let the people decide.
Too dirty for Wonkette?!
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My Persona is about this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/7550748…
I don't want to play blue.
I love that picture! You have made my morning happier.
PS You can take beautiful pictures AND play blue. But you don't have to if you don't want to.
OT, I got a picture of that bird I was telling you about with my cellphone. It's either a piratic flycatcher or a variegated flycatcher, although neither one is supposed to be in Oregon. It's not a very good picture, because I had to sneak up on the bird feeder. You want I should send it?
Uncle Joe is my boyfriend. He can do no wrong. I have no snark for him.
Don't tell me I'm going to beat Barb TWICE today? Tapping furiously: Mitt and Ann looking at each other quizzically: "what is he talking about?".
Oh Tommy, I am a hot mess over here today. I'm going to try harder, I promise.
I just figured you were too busy making goo goo eyes at the grandkid.
Tommy, I am still fighting with Hyundai over the dark gray Genesis. They keep trying to deliver the silver and the black one. I want the bitchin' Batmobile. http://yfrog.com/1no7gkj
You might be able to beat Barb once or twice, but you'll never beat nounverb911. The guy is married to his F5 key!
Let me gloat over my little victories, I have so few…
Nothing warms my heart more than hearing how his mamma was "ridin' Biden."
I wonder if she went "Choo choo!"
No wonder Joe likes the Amtrak.
Birds do it
Bees do it
Members of the GOP do it. They just have to pay for it.
Under-educated fleas do it… oh wait, you said that.
Have an Email for Bess?
They could hear you fapping , Joe.
I had to take a break from working so hard and post a few things. All work and no play makes Oblio a dull boy.
My mother, (que descanza en paz) was a nice old Jewish, democrat-type lady. She loved that Joe. Me? I didn't really get it. Now I do. Is this a sign of age?
He is gorgeous, he loves the ladies and , well, read his autobiography, you will love him in that way, also.
It's a sign of wisdom and maturity. I keep repeating that to myself.
He won my heart with "This is a big fucking deal."
Yes it is, Joe, yes it is. (PS I live on the other coast and had never HEARD of Joe Biden before he became VP.)
Mitch McConnell has a similar story about getting laid on the beach.
Joe, you little slut.
I find this difficult to masterbate to.
Joe, Mommy ,and Daddy were just wrestling.Naked, and Mommy was winning!
Gotta love Joe. I'll bet that Rmoney has a team of advisors studying this whole "humanity" thing he's heard so much about.
I'll bet that Rmoney has a team of advisors studying this whole "humanity" thing he's heard so much about.
Nope, but he does have a bunch of fawning sycophants who dismiss Joe as a filthy sex-obsessed geezer.
They say Biden is always putting his foot in his mouth.
(Pile on, guys.)
That ain't no foot.
It's still a good 10 inches.
My sons insist that I tell them they were adopted.
Well, all of you laid down on the job
Sorry, Rebecca. Our new responsibilities over at Wonkville have us spread pretty thin. We could use some unpaid interns to do our actual jobs while we mine crazy right wing sites for craziness.
Speaking of Wonkville, HEY WONKETTEERS get over there and start promoting some stories. I'm tired of looking at that damn Pakistani Spy post. There are 10 new entries, just today, that are languishing. They're supposed to percolate up to the top so Josh can know which ones to write about.
A problem I have encountered as a parent. Silent sex is not as easy as it sounds.
You're not doing it wrong.
BALL GAGS
I don't care how folksy Joe gets — Mitt's still the candidate I'd like to have a non-alcoholic, carbonated beer-like substance with.
Sexytime in the Biden house is a fuckin' big deal.
Joe, you ARE a big fuckin' deal!
Love,
proudgrampa
Well, I would have been happy to do a "tubechop", if 1) I had any idea what it was, and 2) knew how to do one. I'm sorry. My expertise with videos is limited to watching them and cursing at the lack of captions.
We lived in a duplex next to a tattoo artist and his wife/canvas. We used to hear "Oh Percy! Percy! Percy!" late at night. I can sympathize with Joe.
That's "artiste", since Tats can only be bought, but not sold, so…not art.
No one pays money for a picture of a Tat…
Although apparently they trade tits for them.
Your neighbor must be quite a demon in the sack if he's good enough to get anyone to say "Oh, Percy!" without laughing hysterically.
Made a seamless but subtle connection with the audience. That was simply an insiders' "our large Catholics families" quip. I could nearly hear the wink wink.
"Made a seamless but subtle connection with the audience."
I can see the Romneybot 3000, scratching his head with it's Dynel pretend hair, completely baffled at this statement.
Today we are all test tube babies.
At no time does Joe mention *my* parents Doing It, so it's OK.
today is joe biden day and i am loving it.
True story: Mom, Dad and six kids. Tiny, tiny home with 2 1/2 bedrooms. My late Pop did what he had to do. He took whatever was left from his OTB winnings and paid us cash money to disappear for a while. If we came back too soon to a locked door, we got paid again through the mail slot to be gone even longer.
Handsome Cockney soldier gets lost in France, whilst hiding from Gestapo , is helped by swarthy, French resistant? Together they bathe in the sparkling waters of a mountain river, at first shyly….
The young Michael Caine playing the cockney chap?
Yes, and my favourite French Jew, Sami Frey, as the man from the Maquis.
Yeah, I should want!
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