There are so many scary things in the world. There are potato bugs, and snails, and getting caught up in a Chris Christie bum fight on the Jersey Shore. But do you wanna hear something really scary? Sixty percent of Americans think
rich people job creators don’t pay enough taxes. This is what keeps Brian Kilmeade — he with that light musk of date rape — up at night.
Anyway, as Steve Douchey points out, raising taxes on “job creators” and “small businesses” would only cover the debt for 8.5 days, so why bother, when you can just get rid of all the rape crisis centers instead? Oh, whoops, haha there aren’t any. NEVER MIND.