Next Vice President Nikki Haley Axes Half Mil From Rape Crisis Centers Because They ‘Distract’ From Public Health

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Accused, charged, tried and convictedFirst the sluts tried not to die from cervical cancer, but South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley had a national reputation to tend to, so she vetoed voluntary HPV inoculations for teen girls. But what have the sluts done this time? Well, they went and got themselves raped.

According to the governor, state funding for rape victims “attempts to serve a portion of our population for which we extend our sympathy and encouragement, but nevertheless, it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused.” Haley said the $453,000 designated for the South Carolina Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault’s rape crisis centers “distract[s] from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”

Now those are some conservative credentials! We salute you, Governor Haley — or should we say “Future Vice President Haley,” amirite???

So how is the War on Women going in South Carolina, Palmetto Public Record?

[T]he State Law Enforcement Division reports that South Carolina’s rape rate has exceeded the national rate every year since 1982. Jacobs said the coalition’s 15 sexual assault programs in South Carolina helped over 5,000 victims in 2011 — over half of which were children — and emergency hotline workers answered over 7,000 calls, SCCADVASA’s programs also provide prevention education to over 50,000 South Carolina students, which Jacobs said helps prevent sexual violence before it occurs.

“If this veto is not overridden, rape crisis centers will lose 37% of their current state funding, which will drastically reduce their ability to respond to victims and provide prevention education,” said Jacobs.

Well, we guess the War on Women is going smashingly then! Good job, SC. You are now a Brigadier General.

[PalmettoPublicRecord]

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162 comments

  1. Terry

    Is Nikki Haley really that stupid and cruel? I think we're seeing that there is no depth to which she won't sink.

    1. mrpuma2u

      What's next? She will announce that women that weren't wearing ankle length skirts and modest tops were "asking for it" ??? Perhaps the rape victims were in fact witches, that used spells that "forced" the men to rape them. Yeah that's the ticket.

    2. sullivanst

      Emphasis on the cruel. It's considered a desirable quality in Republican circles, for reasons I cannot even begin to understand.

        1. sullivanst

          American Taliban, probably already all around you, especially if you live in the South.

    3. Antispandex

      A gutsy call (even for a republican). She isn't pro-rape, she just doesn't want to help women who have been. What's that they say about Karma?*

      * With votes.

  2. actor212

    it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused

    Yes, rape is an illness! You heard it from a woman, too!

    So next time your daughter or girlfriend is raped, just remind her that it will pass with a little penicillin and some hot chicken soup.

  3. Estproph

    "Haley said the $453,000 designated for the South Carolina Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault’s rape crisis centers “distract[s] from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”

    And that mission, like all missions, can best be served by giving all of the money to billionaires.

    1. tessiee

      Also, by defunding social services, they become penniless, therefore ineffective, thus proving the point that these programs "just don't work".
      It's a win-win!

    1. Cato56

      Yes, it's called the South Carolina Republican Party. They have their own flag, a standard called the "Stars and Bars," which I take to mean celebrities at drinking establishments.

  4. FidoMcCokefiend

    Conservatives on Rape "it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused."

    Conservatives on Vote Fraud "OMG SOCIALISM ALINSKY WE MUST PREVENT THIS MASSIVE PROBLEM"

    Sounds about right to me.

  5. PuckStopsHere

    Airplane (or was it Airplane II) said it best: "They're all asking for it. All the time."

    1. JustPixelz

      You're thinking of Newt Gingrich.
      You're thinking of Sarah Palin (talking about her breeding stock),
      You're thinking of Jerry Sandusky.

  6. Jeri 2.0

    Sounds like what they need is a pedophile crisis center if half their rape victims are children. Elastrators can be bought by the boxful for next to nothing. And if the abuser is a woman, well there's always dowsing and stoning and burning at the stake.

    Nikki is one of those women who will do anything to be accepted by the boys, isn't she? Pathetic pig.

  7. Baconzgood

    What the fuck is with this cunt. Isn't there somthing you women can do with her? I don't know, like revoke her girlness or somthing?

    1. sharethegrief

      It's so hard to achieve a status worse than a rapist but she's getting really close.

    2. BigSkullF*ckingDog

      We can only do that once a generation and we already used this one on Ann Coulter.

    3. KarenJ503

      There's some question as to whether she IS a girl, a woman, a female. She has the same manjaw Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter do.

  8. ChernobylSoup

    How is this shit not front page news throughout the country and the world? Really. It can't just be liberals who see the evil in these attitudes. As a society, we passed the era of judges who wanted to know victims' skirt lengths long ago and that it's time to whatever I can't put up with this shit anymore.

    1. emmelemm

      "we passed the era of judges who wanted to know victims' skirt lengths long ago"

      Nope. Guess again.

    1. LesBontemps

      Every photo makes me want to go shoot Reagan. (I can say that, right? 'Cause of him being a zombie and all?)

  9. CapnRadio

    I gotta agree with Haley; I find rape to be pretty distracting myself.

    The only thing that will distract me from rape? More rape.

          1. CapnRadio

            Oh, yes, my bad. I usually catch those. Perhaps I was too busy stampeding cattle through the Vatican.

  10. MissTaken

    According to the governor, state funding for rape victims “attempts to serve a portion of our population for which we extend our sympathy and encouragement, but nevertheless, it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused.”

    See?! If you slutty women want to get taken seriously you gotta pull some big numbers in the 'chronically ill or abused' game. Rapists, we're counting on you to help a slut out!

    1. Generation[redacted]

      It's only a small portion.

      And really, they just need our encouragement. You go girl!

  11. noodlesalad

    You don't just walk into a conservative state with a budget like that for helping abused and victimized people. That budget, with its round seven-figures, its enticing expenditures lines, its already underpaid and overworked staff, it was just asking to be cut.

  12. Doktor Zoom

    I misread that as "NIKKI HALEY AXES HALF MILF" and was wondering why she would do such an inhuman thing.

    Actually, I have the same question when I read the headline the right way, too.

  13. LesBontemps

    And it's South Carolina edging out Mississippi coming around the turn, now running neck-and-neck with Arizona; Florida and Texas coming on strong on the outside …

  14. fartknocker

    There is a "c" word I want to use to describe the Governor but my morals prevent me from using it. However, I am perfectly comfortable describing her as a Teabagging shit stain who probably has had more cocks than Ted Nugent's favorite gun.

    1. KarenJ503

      Just ask blogger Will Folks aka @fitnews. He's the one who swore during Haley's campaign that she was a lyin' cheatin' adulterer, and that he should know because he was the object of her attention. He even passed a lie detector test.

      So whatever happened to the scandal? Same thing as Sarah Palin's….crickets…

    1. Guppy

      There's a difference? It's not like the (supposed) word "rape" appears anywhere in the Bible.

  15. Oblios_Cap

    Haley said the $453,000 designated for the South Carolina Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault’s rape crisis centers “distract[s] from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”

    Better defund the mental hospitals, too.

  16. Goonemeritus

    Nikki Haley shouldn’t feel so obligated to prove she is one of the boys. It’s not like the dude governors are defunding penis enlargement research.

    1. KarenJ503

      The dude governors are probably getting campaign contributions from the Enzyte, Cialis and Viagra people. I suspect Haley is too…

  17. SayItWithWookies

    Wow. I'm actually having a hard time believing somebody could be that callous and horrible in a prominent public office. Where the fuck does she get her policy points — Hostel?

  18. CapnRadio

    SCCADVASA’s programs also provide prevention education to over 50,000 South Carolina students, which Jacobs said helps prevent sexual violence before it occurs.

    "Haley said that in place of these prevention programs, each female in South Carolina will be handed an aspirin to hold between her knees."

  19. weejee

    Former SC Gov Mark Sanford's Press Aide, Will Folks has a column coming out, so to speak, in the National Enquirer in 3, 2, 1…

  20. LesBontemps

    rape crisis centers “distract[s] from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”

    Oh those rape crisis centers, with their distracting rape victims! Just a bunch of attention whores!

    1. JohnyEdge

      He's got that locked up already. He just needs to excite and enlarge the base in order to win.

      Gov. Haley as VP nominate will greatly stimulate the Republican Base.

  21. Baconzgood

    "extend our sympathy and encouragement, but nevertheless, it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused.”

    Ex-Mrs Baconz used to say "when someone sais 'but' everything before they said 'but' is a fucking lie". Thanks Nikki, you proved her point perfectly.

    1. Tundra Grifter

      SB: Once again you beat me to it! I was going to ask if South Carolina was going to start charging for rape kits?

      Not the James O'Keefe kind of rape kit – the kind to help the victim.

  22. BornInATrailer

    Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
    Nikki Haley: Rape, HPV, mandatory pre-abortion ultrasounds, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
    Nikki Haley: I like rape.

    1. BarackMyWorld

      Historians will note that during the Obama years, there really was a "Blazing Saddles" quote for every occasion. Usually, though, it was just the line "Up yours, n*****."

  23. SorosBot

    After this, Jerry Sandusky and Roman Polanski are looking to get a place together in South Carolina.

  24. TootsStansbury

    Didn't little Aynie Randy put the rapey-rape in her books? If it's in Atlas Shrugged it's all good, yes?

    Oops shouldn't have had that hot sauce; it's repeating me!

  25. kissawookiee

    SCCADVASA’s programs also provide prevention education to over 50,000 South Carolina students, which Jacobs said helps prevent sexual violence before it occurs.

    Well now. We all know that teaching kids about sex makes them have it nonstop, so if you stop teaching them about rape, *poof* problem solved. See also: racial enmity, global warming.

  26. WhatTheHeck

    Ok That takes care of the Raping part. What about the pillaging part.
    S.C. gov is not thinking this through.

  27. hagajim

    Rape victims are only victims because they don't like it. They should just accept the fact that any man should be able to have his way with her wherever and whenever and just lay there and like it….see no more victims.

  28. MumbletyRadio

    South Carolina was a mess of contradictory opinion when I spent a brief year there during my 20s. Downtown Columbia had a laudable homeless-assistance coalition, but there was some weird regulation prohibiting yard sales. Sale of fireworks throughout the state was lawful, as was riding your motorcycle without a helmet, but bikers needed to find their tattoo services out of state since SC kept out tattoo parlors.
    And so the news that a woman in a position of power is denigrating those of her gender with a cavalier attitude about a deeply ingrained domestic violence problem, surprises me about as much as her contstituents' willingness to put a darkie in the governor's seat with one hand and continue to bang the drum at the next Klan rally with the other (lookin' at you, Pelion, SC)~

  29. CthuNHu

    I'd rather have a Vice President shrug when it's done to a woman than shrug when it's done to a country.

    Uh…

    No, wait, that doesn't really work here, since she's signaling that since she can be trusted to shrug when it's done to women, she can be trusted to shrug when it's done to a country.

    Your move, Jindal.

  30. SoBeach

    “attempts to serve a portion of our population for which we extend our sympathy and encouragement, but…"

    Sounds like the Rick Santorum approach. Sorry you got raped. Major bummer. But look on the bright side: you might be pregnant.

  31. Fare la Volpe

    You all know that I work for a rape crisis center. I literally got off the phone with a victim not 1 minute ago. Her abusive boyfriend held a machete to her neck and threatened to push the blade in while she slept.

    I never use this word to refer to anyone, but no other word can more succinctly describe my bile: Nikki Haley is a fucking cunt.

    1. Chick-Fil-Atheist™

      As a parent to daughters, I am saddened by the necessity of "rape crisis centers", but it is painfully clear they are the only life-line for many women… and I heartily agree with your verbiage, if only to illustrate the tone which should be set in retaliation.

      1. Fare la Volpe

        As I said, I never use that word lightly because of how misogynistic and destructive it is coming from a man. But misogyny be damned when the target is someone this maliciously cruel.

        1. elviouslyqueer

          What shocks me is her assertion that rape isn't a public health problem, when pretty much the first sentence of every. single. research. article. dealing with permutations of family violence/IPV/rape says something to the effect of "It is well established that physical, sexual, and psychological violence against women is a serious threat to women's health." Not to mention findings from the CDC and the NVAWS that are pretty clear that, yes, rape/IPV is a PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS.

          Of course I'm blindly assuming that Nimrata actually reads stuff instead of just spouting off politically expedient talking points.

          1. Doktor Zoom

            Pfft. You just named a bunch of government agencies. Nothing good ever comes out of government agencies, so all these "findings" not only can, but SHOULD be ignored.

    2. Chichikovovich

      My God that's terrible – I know that these things are in the strictest confidence and so I won't ask any questions, but I hope she'll be all right.

      You save lives in your job, thanks from all of us.

  32. boobookitteh

    Considering the diseases that can be spread and the medical costs incurred by individuals and the system as a whole by sexual assault, I would say that rape crisis/prevention work is actually a big part of the mission protecting the public health.

  33. Callyson

    "it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused"

    And if it were a larger number of people, this bitch would come up with the excuse that the state is not capable of serving such a large population.

    Bitch.

  34. va_real

    So approx. 5,000 victims at $453,000 is about $91 per victim, assuming none of that money is going to salary or overhead…

  35. Eve8Apples

    The children and sluts are obviously asking for it otherwise they would not live in South Carolina.

    Virginia is for lovers and South Carolina is for rapers.

  36. JustPixelz

    The Repubicans loooove state's rights when they're in the war against women. But when some state legalizes same-sex marriage, they're all "amend the Constitution".

  37. pdiddycornchips

    Republicans want to shrink government so it's small enough to drown in a bathtub and rape it.

  38. YasserArraFeck

    Ugh – I saw "The Accused" when it first came out and was horrified. Never seen it again. Never want to. Just seeing the still pic brings back the ick.

    Oh, and Nikki Haley can kiss my ass.

  39. pdiddycornchips

    South Carolina is home for lots of military and private military contractors. There's an epidemic of sexual assaults within the military and contractor communities. As the fighting winds down overseas, these men will be coming home so by all means, let's defund rape prevention programs.

  40. GhostBuggy

    OF COURSE the victims need South Carolina's sympathy and encouragement! How else will they make it through the pregnancy and child-raising that follows?

  41. va_real

    We have a weak governor system in SC- Haley might have done better to follow in Sanford's footsteps & just vetoed the whole damned budget. At any rate, the Lege is reconvening a week from today to tackle Haley's vetoes. If anyone should wish to contact Speaker Harrell, please use the 'contact' link below- it can't hurt for him to know out-of-state people are paying attention to this since tourism is a major industry here:
    http://bobbyharrell.com/contact/

      1. va_real

        What are you trying to say? South Carolina loves confirmed bachelors. I can't remember us not having a gay Lt Gov (not that I'm trying that hard), & we keep voting for Lindsey…

  42. Generation[redacted]

    I for one applaud Nikki's bold move to help women. By getting government out of the way, she is allowing the private rape counseling market to flourish. Finally consumers will have a choice of rape counselors. If you've been raped, don't turn to some government bureaucrat, call the professionals. $1.99 for the first minute, $3.99 for each additional minute.

  43. Redhead

    Well, I don't know the latest population figures for South Carolina, but $453,000-worth IS a lot of aspirin…

  44. tessiee

    "we extend our sympathy and encouragement"

    It's nice that she stopped short of saying, "HAH ha!", but still, "sucks to be you" cannot actually be considered "sympathy and encouragement".

  45. elburritodeluxe

    Sounds like these ladies need a little more Jesus and a little less getting raped.

  46. thefrontpage

    I had sex with Nikki Haley, about a dozen times, or so. She wasn't that great. She kept talking about politics, and women, and food. She was a lousy cook, too. She's terrible at politics, too. But she always had plenty of whiskey, so that was the one good thing about sleeping with her.

  47. Naked_Bunny

    Rapists should be forced to pay their victim's father 30 silver coins and then marry the victim, like God demands. That's the free market in action.

  48. ttommyunger

    Nikki assumes everybody's love-muffin is naturally protected by an East-Indian Style barbed-wire bush. Understandable mistake…

  49. HoratioGalt

    Well, this is Tea Party America. They're creeping ever closer to their ultimate goal: the decriminalization of rape. I can understand Republican men been eager to see rape decriminalized. I mean, look at their leaders. Eric Cantor just LOOKS like a rapist. He's the guy who showed up at frat parties, scoped out the girls who were drinking the most heavily, then waited until they passed out to rape them. He is that guy. I promise you Rush Limbaugh has never had consenseual sex without paying for it. Though, I am confounded by a woman going along with this plan. Maybe Nikki Haley is like that woman in the Louie episode who had Louie spank her while she called him daddy, then wound up sobbing at the end of the bed. Or maybe Haley have accepted that it's their fault if they get raped. Who knows. Either way, she's a sadistic, backwards cunt. Fuck her and fuck South Carolina.

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