LOVE HAIGHT  4:50 pm July 9, 2012

A Reminder That Your Wonkette Will Be Invading San Francisco To Drink It Under The Table

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Look at this goddamn yuppieYou have already forgotten, haven’t you, that we have promised the filthy Yuppies of the Bay Area their very own Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup, and it is this Friday! So grab your briefcase and your gigantic “cellular telephone” and your Burberry scarf, and meet us at …

The 540 Club, 540 Clement St., at Seventh Ave., San Francisco. We are told this is nowhere near BART, and that we do not “understand transportation.” To which we can only answer, “What part of ‘we are from Los Angeles’ do you not understand?” So, sorry, Yups and Yupettes!

Oh right, and it’s at 7 p.m. First unknown quantity of beers is on us!

 
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johnnyzhivago July 9, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Amazing! iPhone 5 Spy Photo!!!

OneDollarJuana July 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

The new name is the "iBetYou'llBuyAnythingFromApplePhone".

Giveusabob July 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm

I rather think it's a cleverly disguised flask. What do you think that handy antenna/spout is for?

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 9:54 pm

The interrobang. I believe I have met my font nerd arch villain.

Barb July 9, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Sounds like fun. Wish I could be there.

lisawines July 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm

I had one of those phones. I thought I was super cool.

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Just for fun, I take my 1940's rotary out on my commute just to see the reaction when I "take a call" on my "mobile".

actor212 July 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

What? No wall phone with the tube you hold to the ear and the other you speak into?

Generation[redacted] July 9, 2012 at 5:38 pm

That's how I communicate with Andy Griffith.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm

There's a place that puts cell phone guts into the old desk phones. Very cool. I keep an old black rotary around when I want to dial 'M' for Murder.

Callyson July 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Aw, wish I could drive up. Have fun, Bay Area homies!

SorosBot July 9, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Well now that they've approved the high speed LA-SF train it'll be an easy trip – whenever it's completed at least.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 5:29 pm

First stage approval which means we get high speed rail from Bumblefuck to Redneck City in the valley. It's going to be aweless.

emmelemm July 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Aweless?

That's my word of the week, right there. I'm sure I'll find many occasions to use it.

Biff July 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

The same valley that boasts a veritable forest of billboards beseeching motorists to impeach Nancy Pelosi for hating all the factory farmers?

Baconzgood July 9, 2012 at 4:55 pm

NEEDZ MOAR CASTRO STREET!!!!!!!

weejee July 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm

And tender loins?

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm

There's a nice little restaurant up on 18th that would work.

actor212 July 9, 2012 at 4:55 pm

My other phone is a kettle bell

LionHeartSoyDog July 9, 2012 at 6:23 pm

My other phone is an old dead log in the backyard that i hit with a baseball bat.

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Dammit! I am washing dogs tonight. And, well, I live in Texas. But, dammit!!

actor212 July 9, 2012 at 4:57 pm

It's not until Friday. Maybe you could hook the dogs up to a sled and Iditarod over.

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Oh, my reading comprehension is about .0001. That is a good idea, though a doxie and a chiweenie might not go for the desert heat along the way.

Can I just tie them on top of my SUV?

anniegetyerfun July 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

If Presidential candidates can, why can't you? I mean, other than you just being a normal Joe/Jane.

actor212 July 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

And a dog lover.

kittensdontlie July 13, 2012 at 1:03 pm

WTF…I live in Ohio, the swingiest of all swinging states where all the presidentials vie for our time and visit often but her royalette Highness decides SF is the place to be?? She better be buying Anchor Steam….that's what my tears will be falling into.

actor212 July 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

*tapping fingers on desk*

o/~ Start spreading the news….. o/~

*glaring*

va_real July 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I think the next part is "I'm leavin' today"…?

Chet Kincaid July 9, 2012 at 5:09 pm

They're not gonna leave America to hold one of these things!

Baconzgood July 9, 2012 at 4:58 pm

So you googled in "stock photo of 80's douch bag" and that was the first photo that popped up?

actor212 July 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Y'know, that DOES look like Jay McInerney, now that you mention it…

coolhandnuke July 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

'Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel."

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Douchè is the preferred nomenclature, dude.

Awful People July 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

This will be fun.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

This will be fun drunken.

Minor adjustment there.

SorosBot July 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Aren't "fun" and "drunken" synonyms?

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 5:47 pm

I think that depends on whose pants come off first.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Don't forget angry, brooding drunk!

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 9:58 pm

I can't remember.

Estproph July 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm

ive tried dolls that were guaranteed sixteen or under none were very exciting
sorta like a laugh track or whacking off they’ll get you off but it’s just not the real thing
its been decades since my pit days
but i havent shaken it – i sit there like an idiot
still caught up in the old punk protocol
and dreaming that the teenagers will think that i’m a radical

and i still wait for the bus to come where high school got torn down
still expecting to find true love among the skateboarders hanging out
in back of the bank in my hometown

all this talk and no action’s got me stiff from the tit to the bone
so im living in lala land – but at least im not living at home
same old catcall same old chemicals
same old thrills stealing stockings from the shopping mall
its simple enough to grow the fuck up happy with the rough cut
nobodys in the market for a diamond in the rough but

i still wait for my mom to come and pick me up at holly’s house
10 years after they cashed it in to make a multi-level parking lot for a seven-eleven and burger king

i’ve got cryptographs i’ve got all the phones tapped
i’ve got proof enough it is indisputable
love’s not good enough i want pies and graphs
something that will teach me my arithmetic at last..

better rope the folks in – i’m on the loose again
and getting more ridiculous the more i think i ought to get my mind out of the gutter
(it’s getting dangerous, amanda, god – you’re old enough to be his fucking…)
my own private highway from the cradle to the grave
i save a bundle skipping middle age and saturdays

and i still wait for the cops to come where the station since bunred down
still convinced that they’ll pick me up for all the sins i committed in the back of the banged-up pickup truck

i’ve got autographs, backstage passes and leather jacket back patches up the…
ask me anything i’ve got evidence
single serving saccharine packets dripping black with lipstick kisses

i still wait for the bus to come back where the high school got torn down
still expecting to find true love among the sakteboarders hanging out
in back of the bank in my home-

i’m no pederast it was nice to ask
thank you ,but i’m capable of getting up and getting dressed
love’s not good enough i want photographs
something that will stand the test of…
time and time again
i think ill head downtown again
oh god
i’m thirty
no, i’m ten
i’m seventeen
and a bank of boston beauty queen….

Pat_Pending July 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Oh, that Amanda Palmer…

CountryClubJihadi July 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I was actually planning on wearing my Burberry scarf. I guess it's back to Neiman Marcus at the Stanford Mall to find something else. I am looking forward to seeing you all.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Too bad there are no lyrics to The Streets of San Francisco theme. I'd sing that shit right now.

SayItWithWookies July 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Waitress — I'll have an unknown quantity of beer, please. The nice commie girl is buying.

Also, y'all Friscans have fun, and remember us on the east coast, who will have been drinking for hours by that time.

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I do like my time zone, for just that reason. While it is 4:06 here, it will be 5 in 54 minutes.

LionHeartSoyDog July 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I only have to wait until 3pm, but i am on Pacific Standard Time.

va_real July 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I hope the folks who run that joint are used to drunkdialers.

coolhandnuke July 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

…and a carafe of tequila.

weejee July 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

When will they be opening a BART station in Seattle?

emmelemm July 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

If only.

Fairtackle July 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm

What do you mean? we have the awesome SLUT that goes from downtown Seattle to another part of downtown Seattle a couple of blocks away at walking speed and runs on the street so that cars run into it and cyclists fall down on the tracks.

anniegetyerfun July 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Not just one part of downtown Seattle to another part one mile away, but the only fucking part of Seattle that is flat and super-easy to walk because of wide sidewalks and very little traffic. Yeah, awesome planning.

weejee July 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm

But the cancer doctors at Hutch et al. need to be able to send staffers on a run to Whole Foodz. And, isn't there some former MicroSoftie who has some of his fingerprints on South Lake Union? Uh, George Allen? No, Woody Allen? Nah. Allen Bradley? Nope, Pshaw! Gracie Allen, that's it!

anniegetyerfun July 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Amazon, also too. It's just that if they really wanted to put in a tram that people would use, they should have run it up Denny. I guess that (or is it Olive?) is in the works and all.

Antispandex July 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm

If you are going to try to out-drink San Francisco, well, good luck with that! "I lept myyyyy fart, in Span Fran…."

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

My chauffeur has been informed and I shall attend with gusto.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Once around the park, Charles, you know how I love the park!

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 10:04 pm

So YOU have my snowboard! I stickered my snowboard (thusly naming it) with a GUSTO! bumper sticker. That a way I could ride with gusto!

Then someone broke into my car and stole it. :(

commiegirl99 July 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm

It's just gonna kill me that you're not really a hot Asian dude. :(

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 10, 2012 at 10:47 pm

I'll could tape up my eyes to simulate the epicanthic fold, like Alec Guinness in A Majority Of One, but I reckon that'd get me beaten up.

LePiston July 10, 2012 at 10:33 pm

We can't wait for you to pick us up on your way! Please save three seats: one for me, one for my boyfriend, and one covered in plastic for the underthesea Jello mold my mom is making for the event.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 10, 2012 at 11:16 pm

If you try to get in touch with "glasspusher" in this thread, below, you might be able to scam a lift from Rockridge BART – by the sound of it then he'll have space for you and boyfriend, but probably not the undersea Jello thing.

SheriffRoscoe July 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

One's my limit….two at the most. Three I'm under the table….four I'm under the host.

Extemporanus July 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Spoken like a true San Franciscan parallel Parker.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Nah, they would be towed because they couldn't read the street cleaning schedule.

pinkocommi July 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I thought every night was a Wonkette drinking party in San Francisco.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm

The party never ends, it just changes location.

fartknocker July 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

They have a smartypants smackdown at 8:00 PM. Can we live stream the Wonketters bitch slapping everyone with their superior snarkyness and well punctuated answers, lightly peppered with only the finest, most colorful phrases about the human body and orifices on animals?

johnnyzhivago July 9, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Stream??? Wonkette gatherings make you turn off ALL your electronic devices before you even get there to avoid pesky tracking by those Predator Drones!

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 7:00 pm

I have video proof to the contrary.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 7:03 pm

I'd better get my portable electromagnetic pulse generator finished…

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 10:08 pm

You're dealing with nerds here. It was already uploaded and put on the front page.

BarackMyWorld July 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I'd say my town is missing out on these meet-ups, but we get the All-Star Game tomorrow night, so there.

johnnyzhivago July 9, 2012 at 5:45 pm

All Star Game??? I thought the GOP debates were over?

emmelemm July 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Big is the new small.

va_real July 9, 2012 at 5:54 pm

And drunk is the new sober.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 10:08 pm

And poop is the shit!

FattyMattySF July 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Ahhh, the 540 Club….as a resident of San Francisco, I can assure you that this place is thoroughly classy for some Wonketeers (dive bar with urine smell). And yes, it's no where near Bart….and there is no parking in the neighborhood either, just a fyi!

OneYieldRegular July 9, 2012 at 5:19 pm

I may be dented and crumpled from having to take the 38 Geary bus out to Clement Street at 6:30 on a Friday eve, but I plan to be there. Is there an alternate dress code? Burberry gets used for target practice in my neighborhood.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

I did speculate whether our editrix's cunning plan was to get us all murdered.

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Well, that would work for page views, but…only for a limited time.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Funny, us all going out like that…

Crank_Tango July 9, 2012 at 6:01 pm

I'll do the same, coming from the Montgomery BART station. I'll be the big white guy, probably sweaty.

berkeleyfarm July 13, 2012 at 12:31 am

511.org trip planner shows a special express from Davis and Pine and a few 38Ls from Monkey Street at about just-before-meetup time.

Will there be a special wonkette sign??

sbj1964 July 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Let's party! Whow SF?The last time I partied in Frisco I woke up in a phone booth with no pants,and a $20 bill in my; OK,enough sharring.

savethispatient July 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Top tip from the Seattle meetup: don't take the after-party to a bar that starts playing loud live jazz as soon as you sit down. D'oh!

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 7:01 pm

I did not know they were going to do that.My bars are in Queen Anne.

savethispatient July 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Haha, well I was "the Decider" and carried on in after seeing the band was set up, so it's not your fault. Who knew jazz was so loud anyway?

weejee July 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Are they gathering there to make a side trip to the De Young easy?

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Whenever this funtime comes to Dallas, I will be the really, really old guy with the jet black hair, running shorts, knee high gym socks in penny loafers and the Members Only jacket. I hope you guys can find me and will say Hello.

coolhandnuke July 9, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Dad?

Jus_Wonderin July 9, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Son? (Is this where the music swells?)

coolhandnuke July 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Where's my fucking pony?

va_real July 9, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Black compression socks or GTFO!

LettucePrey July 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm

About fucking time you made it 'round these parts. And on Friday the 13th, no less… But, seriously, 7th & Clement? I gotta schlep my ass out to suburbia on the 38 Geary?

MissTaken July 9, 2012 at 7:12 pm

The 38 Geary will be filled with the Wonketteers. And we'll all get in through the backdoor.

emmelemm July 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Buttsex reference for the total win.

berkeleyfarm July 13, 2012 at 12:31 am

oh yeah. *PARTY* bus!

Blueb4sunrise July 9, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Remember to

Keep It Clean

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm

and those little delta smelt bastards too

Steverino247 July 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Can't go this weekend, but somebody take a close up photo of MissTaken's eyes so we can all practice looking at them instead of her tits, OK? (Tit photos are reserved for SB.)

MissTaken July 9, 2012 at 7:15 pm

I'm sure the pic of my 'eyes' will be in the true Wonkett blurry sideways tradition.

Steverino247 July 9, 2012 at 7:22 pm

They're just too excited, or drunk, to hold the camera steady.

Joshua Norton July 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Eeeeesh! What did you do? Go on Yelp and look for "obscure hole-in-the-wall as far away from downtown as possible"?

OneYieldRegular July 9, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Just assume the after-party will be at the Riptide before spilling onto the beach itself.

fishwharf July 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Parking around there is a nightmare. Your best bet is a taxi or take 38 Geary to 7th and walk one block north. I might see you there.

comrad_darkness July 9, 2012 at 5:56 pm

No one prior to the Detroit meetup was whinging about not having cars.

Chichikovovich July 9, 2012 at 6:05 pm

That's because around Detroit they were giving away free Government Motors cars, after Obama gave them the Biggest Bailout in History, Bigger than all Auto Industry Bailouts by All other Presidents Combined.

bobbert July 9, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Bon soir, you happy Chichikovovich, you.

Chichikovovich July 9, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Thanks. I have a project with a research group here that brings me here for 1 – 1&1/2 months every summer. A friend who teaches at E.N.S has a similar gig somewhere else, and so I'm using his apartment. I do always feel very happy and productive here.

Edit: Though naturally I'd rather be at the Wonketapallooza this Friday.

Extemporanus July 9, 2012 at 6:05 pm

I'll be there with "BALLS!" on.

emmelemm July 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Bring the jello cookbook, so everyone will know it's really you.

Extemporanus July 9, 2012 at 6:54 pm

I will tie it to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Crank_Tango July 9, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Well, one thing I will say is there is hella dim sum on that strip. Pork buns anyone?

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

I'd pork those buns.

Crank_Tango July 9, 2012 at 10:07 pm

But of course. And I see the place is right across the street from Kamei, a sweet asian restaurant supply store, if anyone needs to pick up a badass cleaver or whatever.

bobbert July 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm

I'll be the old white guy.

Toomush_Infer July 9, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Hell, I couldn't even make it to Detroit…..but with you in spirits…..!

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 9, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Well, you might be able to drink SF under the table, but we all know you didn't even have the huevos to try it in Seattle.

Joshua Norton July 9, 2012 at 6:24 pm

While you're out in the boonies, take a tour of the Columbarium which is the only sight to see out there. Mainly because it's right smack where most of San Francisco's cemetaries used to be.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 9, 2012 at 6:24 pm

What has San Francisco got that Minneapolis hasn't?
Awwww, don't answer that.
Hoist an Anchor Steam in my direction.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 6:44 pm

It is on like Donkey Kong!

Extemporanus July 9, 2012 at 6:44 pm

BiTW: For those freaky Wonketteers seeking to shed that last nettlesome shred of esophageal lining gumming-up the ol' gag reflex in advance of the above-threatened ♪♫ Cit-Ayyy byyy the Bayyy-Eee-Aaayyy ♪♫ Bartles & Jaymes gangbang, I done did upload a drrrty dozen x 2 pr0n pics of Mama Rush's purloined Joys of Jell-O® fupa-chapping fap manual.

I'm sorry…

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Holy shit. You weren't kidding when you said it wasn't near BART. Does anyone need a lift from BART? I can be a designated driver for a few folks. I found out years ago that having a kid means never having to drink to feel hungover in the morning…

Serious inquires only…

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Serious inquiry right here. I was thinking of just getting a taxi from Embarcadero, but if there's a lift going then I'm well up for it.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I could do that. Even from Rockridge…

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Oooh, even better. I'm leaving from Walnut Creek.

Let me think about the best way to do a recognition symbol. What time were you thinking of leaving for this alcoholic hellscape?

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Yes, I remember.What to wear, indeed? I'm in a 2005 silver Prius with an apple sticker on the back left…Gotta pick up the kid no later than 6, drop him home, then head out. 545 ish at RR? I will be picking up Ms glasspusher in downtown SF on the way. Prolly parking at our destination will be the biggest hassle…

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 9:42 pm

OK, sent an email – you can edit your other post if you want to.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 10:33 pm

The glass rooster has arrived intact. Repeat: The glass rooster has arrived intact.

MissTaken July 9, 2012 at 7:16 pm

I'm planning to bus or taxi from downtown, but a lift to BART afterwards may be welcome.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Sure. We'll see how many clowns we can get in my car!

Blendergoathead July 9, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Sounds like a challenge is being issued. I'm bringing my puke buckets. All four of them.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 9, 2012 at 8:00 pm

As if these effete Angelinos could match the alcohol intake of those whose city is engulfed in fog for most of the year.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 8:39 pm

The liver is evil. It must be punished.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Been to the 5 point then?

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 10:28 pm

As a matter of fact, yes, but I'd heard the line before I went there!

CountryClubJihadi July 9, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Shameless request for help from the Bay Area Wonketters: I have 3 foster kittens who are 7 weeks old and almost weaned. If any of you know of awesome families looking for a new baby, let me know Friday. Hand raised by me! Fukui and Miss Taken – need a kitty?

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 10, 2012 at 10:51 pm

My bird is asking for pictures of these kittens. Do you have any pics?

CountryClubJihadi July 10, 2012 at 11:14 pm

I made an entire YouTube channel for them. They need social media to be competitive. http://www.youtube.com/user/KEKTelevision?feature

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 10, 2012 at 11:58 pm

OMG those kittens are SO CUTE! The ones with white on remind me of my parents' cat Dino.

My wife wants them all, of course.

Cute overload!

Tundra Grifter July 9, 2012 at 7:45 pm

540 Clement – is that the old Paul's Saloon?

faggotron3000 July 9, 2012 at 7:47 pm

I'll be the fag in the bowtie…well one of them.

commiebro July 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm

right down the street from my dentist! how appropriate…

commiegirl99 July 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Oh hai Flog. Yeah, I guess it's in Richmond? Is that right?

barto July 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Take the bus, ya Bart bigots…

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 10:33 pm

You are either ON the bus or OFF the bus! Let us meditate on this truth…

ttommyunger July 9, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Huh? What? Oh, sorry, I'm still thinking about that woman whose skirt just drops to the floor at the slightest touch…..Umm, yeah, have a good time….fap, fap, fap…….

ellenfrench July 9, 2012 at 10:19 pm

oh wonkers! surely a little bay edukayshun is in order for future romps:
http://beerbybart.com/

will pack a lunch and head out to clement this friday :)

LePiston July 10, 2012 at 12:20 am

Try growing up on Pt. Lobos at 46th and tell me there's nothing fun to do out thataways. I am usually too intimidated by all of you to comment, but I live in the far East Bay (Lafayette) and I really want to go.

commiegirl99 July 10, 2012 at 5:29 pm

You must come. It is the law.

LePiston July 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Thank you! I might not have a choice. I told my boyfriend about it, and he might force me to go so he can watch me squirm.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb July 10, 2012 at 8:26 pm

If I can make it from Walnut Creek then you can make it from Lafayette.

berkeleyfarm July 13, 2012 at 12:36 am

I work in Benicia. Lafayette's nothin!

We should have a no-prize for who came the furthest!

And we can have a silly time on the 38 back to BART.

denverite July 10, 2012 at 6:18 am

Oh plz, Denver's begging for a Drinky Meetup. We've all been in withdraw after the '08 DNC convention. We need a shot in the arm, Wonkette style. Bring yer gun.

DahBoner July 10, 2012 at 11:37 am

I'm sober, but I swear I saw a pink elephant on Google maps at this bar…

LionHeartSoyDog July 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Run it up Olive and see if anybody salutes.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm

The cap hill station will be done soon enough.

weejee July 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Popeye may have a sad.

glasspusher July 9, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Are you suggesting that we should take another look at arc reactor technology?

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