GOODBYE FORTRESS AMERICA  1:17 pm July 6, 2012

Mitt Romney Considers First Ever Global War Tour!

by Jim Newell

Competitive indeedWhatta we got in the local clip ‘n’ save today? “Mitt Romney’s campaign is considering a major foreign policy offensive at the end of the month that would take him to five countries over three continents…” HMMMMM. You have to wait until you *win* the presidential election to launch world war, dingus. And then it’s perfectly acceptable. But maybe the rules are different for Republicans. What nations shall Mitt Romney delight with his arsenal of good humor, competitive sport, and decline?

The tour starts in the rogue state of England, where Mitt Romney will challenge the war-torn autocracy to begin the long march towards democratic reform. (And perhaps secure a handsie from the queen? He’ll settle for Prince Charles, if necessary.)

The presumptive GOP nominee then is slated to travel to London for the start of the Olympics and to give a speech in Great Britain on U.S. foreign policy.

Next he would meet with our other Greatest Ally of All Time, Israel, and maybe even throw in a handshake with the leader of Israel’s own Mexican-y Others.

Romney next would fly to Israel for a series of meetings and appearances with key Israeli and Palestinian officials.

Then a quick stop in the heart of Nazi Germany and hey, don’t forget about Poland:

Then, under the plan being considered, he would return to Europe for a stop in Germany and a public address in Poland, a steadfast American ally during the Bush years and a country that shares Romney’s wariness toward Russia.

Stay away from those bullets, though:

Romney officials had considered a stop in Afghanistan on the journey, but that’s now unlikely.

Your Wonkette hopes he goes through with this. A Mitt Romney Global Tour would be comedy gold! “Hello, little Arab boy, have a Werther’s candy — but don’t tell your mother” etc etc.

[Politico]

 

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Texan_Bulldog July 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

If Mitt did stop in Afghanistan, it would be the closest any Romney male has been to combat.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Hell, that would be the case if he visited Fort Hood.

rickmaci July 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Or Fort Collins.

noodlesalad July 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Or the south side of Chicago.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm

In the baddest part of town.

Terry July 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Now, now. His Mexican relatives probably did fortify the compound at a couple of points of time to avoid unrest among the local population.

johnnyzhivago July 6, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Most of the time, Mormans have directed their "massacring" towards Christians, not Muslims.

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Not true. Romneys were at the forefront of all the following major battles:
1. the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
2. several skirmishes in the Utah War.
3. the fight to save Joseph Smith from castration following the time JS was caught with a really young chick of a local family in Illinois.
4. the Lafferty insurrection against liberalized women (See Krakauer, Jon, Under the Banner of Heaven).
5. Ruby Ridge (oops) Different western separatist wackos.
6. Black Monday 1987 (Mitt even has a scar on his forearm from that one)

metamarcisf July 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

That trip to England will Romney's first opportunity to introduce his inbred- dumbass sons to the Prince's inbred, dumbass sons.

rickmaci July 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

There are still a bunch of in bred ass Romneys running around in eastern England today. Even have their own town.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I thought the tea partiers were rather anti-England.

RedneckMuslin July 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Yeah, he's just going to rub it in that we kicked their asses. And by we I mean other people.

rickmaci July 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

No, that's the other guys, the real ones who dressed up like "Indians."

RevJuanMessycan July 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm

That's if they knew any history or geography. I believe for modern 'baggers "England" refers to the New one (newer's always better, right 'Murkans?), just like South America means Florida and the Middle East what us Wonkers would refer to as "DC Metro" (It IS in the middle of the Eastern seaboard, kinda, no?)

Barb July 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Ann Romney will get along great with Camilla. They are both stay-at-home moms.

Nostrildamus July 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Ann might take a turn in the saddle as well.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

ISWYDT! "Ride her hard and put'er up wet!"

Native_of_SL_UT July 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

"The presumptive GOP nominee then is slated to travel to London for the start of the Olympics and to give a speech in Great Britain on U.S. foreign policy."

Ah, fuck it. Let's just have two Presidents and end all this electioning and shit.

Terry July 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

So, whatever happened to the idea of politics ending at the border?

Chichikovovich July 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Presidential candidates do give speeches abroad. I doubt that Romney will receive anything close to the ecstatic reception that Obama got
<a http="www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/24/uselections2008.barackobama" > in Germany but Obama did do the tour too.

Oblios_Cap July 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Holey Moroni! I hope they check to see if there are any solar flares predicted during his trip. We wouldn't want WillardBot to crash overseas, away from the factory.

Hamas may try to take him out with an EMP.

Gratuitous World July 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Robotic politicians do NOT stop at the water's edge.

Goonemeritus July 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm

The England trip is just cover so he can see his wife’s horse compete in the Olympics. Every other stop on his agenda is an apology tour, Germany for being on the wrong side in WII, Israel for not Nuking Iran yet and Poland cause you know….

rickmaci July 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

And you don't think he is going to make a side trip to visit his Swiss money?

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

He can do his Uncle Scrooge Money Swim.

RevJuanMessycan July 6, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Poland cause you know…
Polish jokes 1910-1984? (After that we knew they weren't jokes.)

PubOption July 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Trying to win in Chicago!

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Forgive me, I don't think I am a cynical man. However, isn't this going to cost gazzillonbity bucks in Secret Service protection. Yes, that's it. Gazzillonbity buck. I read it on the internet.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Maybe the Secret Service detail can line up some hot Polish pussy back at the hotel while they are there.

imissopus July 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Since it's a Republican's trip, I'm guessing hot Polish sausage, AMIRITE???

metamarcisf July 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

The correct figure, according to my source in Minnesota, is $200 million per day.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Your move, Phileas Fogg.

SexySmurf July 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

You know who else gave a campaign speech in Germany?

Oblios_Cap July 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Merkel?

RedneckMuslin July 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Eric Von Weinerschneitzel?

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Eric Von Zipper?
"Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored. "

TribecaMike July 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm

"Show 'em the finger, babe."

UnholyMoses July 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Ronald Reagan?

Monsieur_Grumpe July 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

The Von Trapp family?

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Reagan, at the Bitburg SS cemetery?

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm

in fairness, all the graves had crosses, so how the hell was reagan supposed to know they weren't jews!!!/!??!111!??

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

A donut?

BoatOfVelociraptors July 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I believe that was a Hamburger.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Would have been, but the Hamburglar got to it first.

An_Outhouse July 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Barry? and a lot of people showed up for it. I wonder if Mittens has the balls to attempt it. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/24/usele

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm

The difference will be as stark as Barry crooning some Al Green while MomJeans Mittens half-stroked out to an off-key rendition of America the Beautiful.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm

The USAAF Eighth Air Force?

RevJuanMessycan July 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

All of them, Katie.

redarmyzombie July 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Kaiser Wilhelm II?

Monsieur_Grumpe July 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

He really should spend some time in Somalia and get some ideas for getting the government out of the way of the job creators.

Nostrildamus July 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Revised itinerary:
Caymans: visit loved ones
Switzerland: ditto
Monaco: say farewell to loved ones
BeloRus: visit the White Russians
Spain: visit the birthplace of mayonnaise

RedneckMuslin July 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

You know who else came from Germany and gave a public address in Poland?

Native_of_SL_UT July 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Tokio Hotel?

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Two "You know who else's" in a single Post! WOOHOO!!

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Krampus?

jodyleek July 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Scorpions?

mwittier July 6, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Burgermeister Meisterburger?

Not_So_Much July 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

He should take Lindsey Graham along since he knows so much about war. And seamen.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Is he going to knocking on doors and handing out literature?

Extemporanus July 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Pssst! Europe!

Pretend like you're not home!

Vecchiojohn July 7, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Can't stop giggling.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I just hope they don't let him drive.

Designer_Radio July 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

He's murderous behind the wheel.

Designer_Radio July 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Will he be visiting Planet Kolob?

Baconzgood July 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Come back later, I'm watching my program/just got out of the shower (won't work for France or Italy)/I'd love to talk but I'm waiting for an important phone call.

Of course once, when I was on a stay at home vacation they came to my door. I was bored so I invited them in for some lemon aid. When they came in and sat down I shut the door and latched the dead bolt then looked over my shoulder and sneered at them. They couldn't leave my house quick enough.

Billmatic July 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Mitt Romney's foreign policy will only recognize white countries as legitimate.

ttommyunger July 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

"American FuckStick Visits Foreign FuckSticks!" FIXED!

Extemporanus July 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I hope that SkyMall's fully stocked.

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Do they have those on Air Force None?

Extemporanus July 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Yeah, but they're really hard to order from because the pages are usually all stuck together.

OneYieldRegular July 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

It's entirely possible that the only thing Mitt Romney doesn't own yet is the SkyMall faux-ceramic statue of Bat Boy crawling out of his garden.

Extemporanus July 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

His backyard looks like a day care center run by Medusa.

Baconzgood July 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I've been racking my brain for a "Tag" to this like:

Mitt Tour 2012: Morman the way you want it
or
Romney around the World: Dogs on Roof '12

But I just can't flush it out.

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

"Mitt Tour 2012: Of course you have suffered enough, but I'm here to talk about me"?

Monsieur_Grumpe July 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm

And Mitt, please don't embarrass us like W did whenever he went overseas.

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

So many backs to rub. So little time.

comrad_darkness July 6, 2012 at 5:51 pm

So many forced haircuts to give, so little time.

Allmighty_Manos July 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Yeah but won't Fox News make fun of him like they did to Obama when he did the exact same thing in 2008?

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Absolutely!!!

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Nope.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

I wonder if he'll tell the Israelis that his Jesus is better than their Jesus.

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Of course his Jesus is better. His Jesus was American.

starfanglednut July 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

He helped build the president's estate.

Schmannnity July 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

If he is going to England, he should take Scott Brown so he can hobnob with all the Kings and Queens.

RedneckMuslin July 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm

I heard Scotty can really hob a knob.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Is Marcus Bachmann going along too?

rickmaci July 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

FauxNews has called the election. Romoney is now the Faux Commander in Chief.

ManchuCandidate July 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

There's a small glitch with that plan… Non US Amercians can't vote for Mittens.

SoBeach July 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

No, but they can sure find a way to contribute millions to the superpacs.

RevJuanMessycan July 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Shhhh, don't tell his campaign that. Bro.

Baconzgood July 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

English are people too my friend.

Limeylizzie July 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Thanks, Baconz.

DahBoner July 11, 2012 at 11:40 am

SPEAK LOUDER

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Will he have to offer customary greetings in any of these locations? Oh please, please get some vids of him bowing to foreign leaders.

Designer_Radio July 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

NO APOLOBluurrppuuuke!*

*Hoping to see Mitt go on an Apology Tour culminating in his puking on the Japanese Prime Minister's dinner table

An_Outhouse July 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

bowing, holding hands, and kissing : the trifecta!

SoBeach July 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Can't wait to see the negative campaign ads the superpacs air with the money this trip will generate.

Life is going to be good for broadcasters over the next four months. With that much money getting spent on finite air-time we're going to see networks charging Super Bowl rates for ads running during third rate sit-coms.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Well, at least he has a passport, unlike, well, you know.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

There is precedent for this. We send automated Drones overseas all the time, now.

edgydrifter July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

You know, a shared feeling of uneasiness about a Mormon head of state in the US might be the thing that finally brings the Israelis and Palestinians together. Khaled and Shimon might hate each other, but they both agree that basing your faith on what some dude says he saw at the bottom of a top hat is craaaazy blasphemy.

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

"Dude, let's sign this peace agreement or that fucker is going to come back and tell us about the magic underpants again."

DerrickWildcat July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Wait until Obama gets back from France! He will be really mad about this!

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Mitt isn't personally going to bomb China on his tour? RINO!!!!

Designer_Radio July 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

“Hello, little Arab boy, grab my ass for hilarious comic effect — but don’t tell your mother”

Dildeaux July 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Just go to fucking Israel five times and call it a success.

cheetojeebus July 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

So, is he just going to stroll across the sea floor or do they pack him up in nice Halliburton style crates? All rounded corners and polished stainless steel?

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm

He's going to fly, of course! Haven't you seen Iron Man?

Graham Cracker July 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

He will cancel this tour just as soon as he realizes that the people in these countries can't vote in the American election.

Of course, he won't realize this until November 7th.

BlueStateLibel July 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I can see Mittens rising to new heights of awkwardness and smugness on this trip, it ought to be fun.

Baconzgood July 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

"big deal, so your a prince. I'm a robber baron"

BlueStateLibel July 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"Is that a hat you're wearing, or my dressage horse's feedbag?"

BoatOfVelociraptors July 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

The woof, the woof, the woof is on fire…

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

When does he play Budokan? I'd get tickets to that.

An_Outhouse July 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I'll wait for the bootleg.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

This has "Embarrassing Gaffe of the Day" written all over it.

Barb July 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Mitt thinks that he has quite the sense of humor. I am hoping that he will ask Prince Phillip if he ever farts in bed and holds Elizabeth's head under the sheets. Yeah, they'll like that.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Ha! Good one. You know he'll say something stupid, like "Hey, you guys are really Germans, right? How'd you get this ruling England gig?"

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

This nice thing is that they're a few hours ahead of us so we'll be waking up to hilarious stories.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Excellent. I like a little schadenfreude with my coffee in the morning.

fartknocker July 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

From a bumper sticker I read in South Austin yesterday:

I do not support the next war.

An_Outhouse July 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

"Mitt Romney’s campaign is considering a major foreign policy offensive"

Everything Mittens does is offensive.

Mittens Howell, III July 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Romney's 'Show Me The Money' World Tour will follow right after, stopping in: Cayman Islands, Zurich, London, Monaco, Luxemborg, Bermuda.

RevJuanMessycan July 6, 2012 at 3:10 pm

"Show me MY money" /fixed

Eve8Apples July 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

How about stopping in Italy to pick-up some souvenir Maseratis, Lamborghinis, and Ferraris? The garage in the La Jolla castle could use some new decorations.

Fox n Fiends July 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Each of these countries are SOCIALIST

IncenseDebate July 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

The family dog went into hiding on the news.

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm

"Rutt Ro"

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Romney officials had considered a stop in Afghanistan on the journey, but that’s now unlikely.

Doesn't want to be seen colluding with fanatical polygamist crazy mountain people.

Eve8Apples July 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Maybe he will finally learn something about how to adopt a successful health care plan by visiting countries which have adopted single payer government plans.

Puffperney July 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Ich bin nicht optimistisch.

GorzoTheMighty July 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Maybe Mitts kids can get together with Harry and William and the young Princes can explain what military service and devotion to country is all about. Mitt didn't have the time or experience.

Puffperney July 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Excellent point! At least their inbreds have some understanding of service to country or, at least, a sense of shame that prevents them from not serving.

Chichikovovich July 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Well, Harry and William have it easy: Mitt's kids are making the Supreme Sacrifice of helping get their father elected, which is a superior form of service. Since Liz II is a hereditary monarch, Harry and William didn't need to do all that. So they could take the easy option.

Chichikovovich July 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Romney heading to Germany? Well it's about time! Angela Merkel's neck has been mighty sore for the last three years.

fuflans July 6, 2012 at 2:31 pm

'do not want' has to be right up there on my list of fav snark pictures.

though to be fair, she'd probably welcome barry's massage.

ElPinche July 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Obama killed Osama bin Laden and paralyzed one of the biggest terrorist organizations on Earth. I think that kind of trumps Mitt giving a speech in Britain on economics. Not sure what he's going to get out of this tour.

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Duty-free on a Lamborghini and checking on their homes in the old country?

ElPinche July 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm

haha..yeah, now that makes sense.

Bonghits4Jesus July 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Major foreign policy offensive: ding dong!

Let's see go to Israel and try to convert them, next go to Saudi Arabia and try to convert them, next go to Vatican and try to convert them.

World tour in a nut-shell.

Chichikovovich July 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Nah, it's easier to just wait until they're dead.

[Which, with Mitt and his gaggle of Bush-retread neocons itching for war with Iran, may happen sooner than would otherwise be expected.]

mavenmaven July 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I didn't know you could expense a review of your outsourcing sites as campaign financing.

Jus_Wonderin July 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I have always thought a practiced faux meltdown about anything (murdering a hooker) might work. Overwhelm them with woe that keeps them up that night.

CountryClubJihadi July 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Well, I just made a pilgrimage to Choom Gang HQ in Hawaii this morning to pay my respects to the real Commander in Chief.

Eve8Apples July 6, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Meanwhile, Hopey is having the CIA update the Most Wanted Terrorist list and planning the drone attacks to make sure his foreign policy accomplishments upstage any visits Romney makes to fudge factories in Great Britain or Germany

widestanceromance July 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Willard has to trash Europe over there so he doesn't have to trash Europe here.

Really, Europe is among his favorite examples of awfulness, so how welcome does he expect he's gonna be? Oh, hell, he'll just brazenly trash us to them to show them the evil of their ways.

RevJuanMessycan July 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Yes, I have overheard my Mor(m)on in-laws discussing how someone with "Hispanic outreach" should know about so and so. (They're particularly vulturey at highly emotional times – divorces, deaths, etc.

I have once managed to strip and pour water on me to open the door in the all together claiming I was showering. They promised to return at a more convenient time even when I open the door wide and effusively invited them in.

sullivanst July 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Prince Charles won't give Mitt a handsie, he has staff for that, but he might mistake Ann's dressage horse for Camilla…

PubOption July 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

or Princess Anne.

imissopus July 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm

This will be the funniest thing to happen to Europe since Germany conquered it.

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

You're forgetting when the Griswolds went.

Dildeaux July 6, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Will he wear the customary white shirt, black tie and backpack while riding his bicycle through nanny state Europe?

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Rmoney '12: Hey, AMERCIA, who needs nanny-state-ism when we have the church to tell us what to do?

fuflans July 6, 2012 at 2:32 pm

seriously? who the fuck would want to listen to mittens if you didn't have to?

gurukalehuru July 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Call me pedantic, but I counted just 4 countries and 2 continents.

Also, saying "Romney officials had considered a stop in Afghanistan on the journey, but that’s now unlikely" is sort of like saying he's considering Michele Bachmann for the veep spot. The base loves to hear it, but everybody knows it was never true.

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Poland, a steadfast American ally during the Bush years and a country that shares Romney’s wariness toward Russia.

Really? They still call it the Soviet Union over there, too?

ASHLEIGH_Joe July 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

You know who else launched a "major foreign policy offensive", in Poland?

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Pres.Beeblebrox July 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

WTF, that photo looks like it's out of Manos: The Hands of Fate.

AbandonHope July 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Does somebody make a universal European power adapter to keep him charged?

1stNewtontheMoon July 6, 2012 at 4:01 pm

there is a massive mormon temple just off the 5 @ in la jolla. it's all starting to make sense.

randcoolcatdaddy July 6, 2012 at 6:21 pm

"Romney officials had considered a stop in Afghanistan on the journey, but that’s now unlikely."

Too bad. I was hoping to see a picture of Mittens in a helmet uncomfortably posed on a tank.

DahBoner July 11, 2012 at 11:37 am

The dingus ate my baby!!!!

Chichikovovich July 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

If he did that he'd look like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.

C_R_Eature July 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

It's to be expected when you insist on messing around with Slim.

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