FUNNY PICTURES  1:30 pm July 5, 2012

‘Ronald Reagan Riding a Velociraptor’: Our National .JPG?

by Jim Newell

Ugh, he wouldThere comes a point in every young nation’s life — and rest assured, fellow Americans, we are but a young, albeit fading, nation — that its citizens must choose a National .JPG. This is considerably more important than selecting a National Mammal, so move to the back of the line, “bison.” Wolf Blitzer speaking to a hologram on Election Night, 2008 (“You are a hologram, Jessica”) was previously the frontrunner for National .JPG. But now what is this?

This is a computer picture of Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor and shooting automatic weapons and RPGs at minorities and college liberals. He is sitting on an American flag, because he can. The raptor is biting an American flag pole and has no idea what is happening.

You can download this for your computer wallpaper.

[SharpWriter/Deviant Art]

 

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{ 204 comments }

mirrorballdc July 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I think we have our plot for the next Jurassic Park flick.

Nostrildamus July 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Jurassic Park + Ronald Reagan -> The Boys From Brazil

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm

In fairness, he probably rode a velocoraptor as a kid. Sure this isn't a documentary cave drawing, Ginger?

Angry_Marmot July 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and then screaming…

BoatOfVelociraptors July 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Negropolis July 6, 2012 at 1:57 am

Can't be worse than the plot for the last one. They should have stopped after Lost World, and even that was crap. The books really were better. **sigh**

hippie13 July 5, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Is taht an Uzi…shouldn't he be holding an Amurkan gun?

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Well, it's manufactured in the 51st state, so technically it's an American gun.

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Although I can't help but notice the dino's flag appears to be a 40-state flag. Was there ever a 40-state flag? There were only 6 days between the Dakotas and Montana being admitted to the Union.

Guppy July 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Well, if you remove New York, California, etc…

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Israel?

<moments after googling>

(I'll be damned, I didn't know that was an Israeli company!!)

Nostrildamus July 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm

And what about the grenade launcher/dildo on his back? Neilist, a lonely blog turns it's eyes to you.

GunToting[Redacted] July 5, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Looks like an RPG-7 (or РПГ-7 for the purists). Manufactured in several of the former Soviet satellite countries. Some may find this incongruous, but Ronnie probably bought them by the Conex-load while he was arming the Contras.

nounverb911 July 5, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Did Reagan kick Jeebus off the dinosaur?

Mittens Howell, III July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Conservatives call that sibling rivalry.

outragedcitizen July 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Ronny Raygun IS the conservative Jesus.

Guppy July 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm

In the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Demented Actor…

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm

HEYYYYYYY!

Oh. You mean the other Demented Actor…

OneDollarJuana July 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

And exactly like Jesus, the followers praise and worship him, but almost universally ignore the good teachings.

Negropolis July 6, 2012 at 1:59 am

And, very uunlike Jesus, the "good teachings" of Reagan are almost impossible to find.

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Jesus rode a Tyrannosaur.

Jesus was a size queen.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm

It's Reagan's turn to carry us through the sand. "Step aside, Jeesus."

JerkCade July 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm

"It was then that I carried you, my son"

Jesus IS the dinosaur.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 5, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Seems to me you'd notice the velociraptor tracks. (Three toes, for starters…)

Mittens Howell, III July 5, 2012 at 1:32 pm

My choice would be Monica Lewinsky riding a cigar, but that's me.

LesBontemps July 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm

What, no Blingee?

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Look again. Is Blingee even necessary?

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

HEATHEN!

It's *always* necessary!

Sharkey July 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm

How is it flying when it doesn't have wings??

Designer_Radio July 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Uh, he's Ronald Fucking Reagan. Plus, he was our first Senile-American President, so he probably only thought he was flying.

OneYieldRegular July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Hope?

Mittens Howell, III July 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

invisible Jeesus wings!!

scvirginia July 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm

He's not flying- floating on the waves of adulation. You can kinda see them if you look real close.

Negropolis July 6, 2012 at 1:59 am

Duh, Jesus.

ChernobylSoup July 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Bonzo's jealous.

shortsandpants July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Remembering all of those flesh-ripping raptors being tamed by Reagan always brings a tear to my eye.

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Air traffic has been totally under control ever since.

TheMeatmaker July 6, 2012 at 2:57 am

That's not a very nice thing to call Nancy. Accurate, yes, but unkind.

Joshua Norton July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Needz moar Jesus.

nounverb911 July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Why are there only 35 stars on the flag?

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

No blue states.

Designer_Radio July 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

That photo was taken way before he was president. Hell, before he went senile even.

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

That's how many states there were when he was born.

Nostrildamus July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Like in a Thomas McNaughton painting, "some stars shine more brightly than others".

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

the 57 states of Barack Obama, minus the shut up, that's why.

HarryButtle July 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Because it's 1864, a time when blahs were still considered property and wimminz were kept barefoot and pregnant.

The perfect time in history for the wingnutards…sure we had to feed and clothe the blahs, but at least we got an honest days work out of them!

Negropolis July 6, 2012 at 2:00 am

'Cause, Reagan is a bad-ass time traveler, that's why.

chascates July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

There he goes again.

NYNYNYjr July 6, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Going down the only road he's ever known.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Reagan needs an alcoholic beverage of some kind in his left hand to make this picture perfect.

Designer_Radio July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Billy Beer? Or would that make the image too unrealistic?

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Think about who Billy's brother was.

Designer_Radio July 5, 2012 at 2:34 pm

That's what I meant, would it be too crazy for a dinosaur riding machine-gunning president to endorse the beer of the brother of the president he beat into office? I'll buy into a lot of far-fetchedness, but some things are just too out there.

Guppy July 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

You think Nancy would share?

JerkCade July 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Also, St. Ronnie would have a pocket square.

MOG2410 July 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I'm guessing a Manhattan, just because.

ghblowhard July 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I think it looks more like David Janssen than Ronnie http://www.allposters.de/-sp/David-Janssen-Poster

HarryButtle July 5, 2012 at 2:31 pm

One-armed fugitive libel!

Limeylizzie July 5, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I had such a wide-on for David Janssen, he always looked as if he would be such a dirty, dirty boy.

GuanoFaucet July 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Your move, Jon McNaughton.

NYNYNYjr July 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm

That's what I thought. I want like Washington and Madison clapping in background. But I'm not so great at photoshop collaging.

mavenmaven July 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

And then Reagan rode his raptor to Iran, where he sold the Iranians his weapons.

Blueb4sunrise July 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Freedom Comment of the Month!

Nostrildamus July 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm

This pic was actually from Ollie North's promotional brochure.

Mittens Howell, III July 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Other finalist pics:

Boehner riding a box of Kleenex.

Seamus on the roof of Romneys Family-Values Morman-mobile.

Bill O'Reilly riding a loofah.

Buckminster July 5, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Don't you mean a falafel?

nounverb911 July 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Is that the new and improved F-22?

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Subtle. I like it.

Antispandex July 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Oh, Reagan, dinosaur. I get it.

Oblios_Cap July 5, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Which one is which?

SayItWithWookies July 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Totally unrealistic — mine features Eugene V. Debs, Noam Chomsky and Stokely Carmichael riding a giant block of tofu, holding a rainbow flag and a wind turbine while Gloria Steinem showers a crowd of cheering onlookers with RU-486.

Guppy July 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Needs moar transparent Marx and Engels looking down from the sky in a totally-not-religious way.

RancidToeNail July 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Bravisimo!

Designer_Radio July 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Tear. Down. This .JPG!

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Can we have a rotating National JPeg? Because the pic of Romney with the latex gloves in front of the Fudge sign should be considered too. And Obama with a Hitler mustache, also.

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

What? No bone thru his nose?

fartknocker July 5, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Add Newt petting a goat to the potential list for The National Jpeg.

Tundra Grifter July 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Over at Amazon, under the "reviews" for "The Amateur," a teacher (Lord help us!) in Louisiana claimed evolution is a crock because there are cave paintings of people riding dinosaurs.

Now, personally, I agree with the comment that a cave painting of a person being eaten by a dinosaur would be somewhat more logical.

However…

nounverb911 July 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

He must have been watching "the Flintstones".

OneYieldRegular July 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm

One of my favorite found items is a laminated card featuring a grainy still from that famous footage of Bigfoot, with a biblical verse on the flip side and a caption reading: "Close-up reveals so-called Bigfoot is just a gorilla suit. No proof to evolution, none. Just foolish theory."

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Personally, I won't believe in evolution until Bigfoot signs up for one those lady's deportment classes.

OldWhiteLies July 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Bigfoot is SHE?

Well hell, then she could actually just be a tall French chick.

Sharkey July 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

We can all use more fossil-on-fossil action.

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Our National .JPG = Jurassic Puke.

coolhandnuke July 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

"Land of the Lost Part II" opening in Tampa mid-summer.

SorosBot July 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Shouldn't he be selling weapons to Iran in the picture?

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Jesus! He's delivering the one he already sold! Even Ronnie only had two hands!

Nostrildamus July 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

NEEDS MOAR BIBLZ !!!1!!

anniegetyerfun July 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Can someone fix his face so he looks like Reagan?

TribecaMike July 5, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Looks just like Al Gore.

ghblowhard July 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm

He looks like David Janssen

TribecaMike July 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Nds moar deth maks.

Goonemeritus July 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

I can’t say I really know a lot about art but I know what I like.

LesBontemps July 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm

I don't know what I like, but I don't like art.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm

http://www.brandonbird.com/bea.html Bea Arthur to save the day?

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I remember this episode of "Derp Valley Days".

kissawookiee July 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm

The raptor is pretty clearly getting center-shot with a blaster by someone hovering just off the right edge of the picture. Boba Fett, probs.

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Pew! Pewpew!

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm

RON SHOT FIRST!

kissawookiee July 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm

GREEDO LIBEL

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I should've known better than to scramble historical events for the sake of an easy pun.

Won't happen again, Wookiee-Nookie…at least not until Lucas' next re-re-re-re-issue finally makes a Han-Greedo-Fett three-way a reality.

(*fingers crossed!*)

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 3:38 pm

John Hinkley's defense strategy?

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Jeebus rode a dinosaur too! That means Reagan = Jeebus!

Estproph July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

He's only riding a velociraptor because those lazy air traffic controllers make flying unsafe.

ghblowhard July 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm

He fired all the good ones!

Negropolis July 6, 2012 at 2:17 am

Plus, Pteradactyls are a bitch to break in.

BlueStateLibel July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I remember this! It's when Reagun told Germany to tear down the Wall!

Edited for Accuracy: It's actually when he told the *Russians" to tear down that Wall!

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

"Giddyup, Mommy!"

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Interesting — as evidenced by the more hearty fisting BigSkullF*ckingDog's comment received a couple doors down, it would appear that some of you kids aren't aware of the fact that Ronnie's nickname for Nancy was "Mommy".

Though considering that this is the third time in as many days that something like this has happened, it's probably more likely that some of you don't like me.

It's cool, man, I get it…

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Same thing has happened to me. I prefer to think that Intense Debate doesn't like me. *tear in eye, sniffle*

EDIT: In fact, most recently, I think it might have been with BSF*D. I think it's the avatar – who can't lerve a Trayvon Terrier?

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I feel your Intense pain, P-Dawg.

Also, your avatar theory is a good one — cute-as-a-button MissTaken has overtaken me from behind, too. I'm thinkin' a revolving roster of baby animal pics may be in my future.

"SQUEEE!"" = PEEE!

Heroically_Joe July 5, 2012 at 3:56 pm

I have to admit- while it was sort of the opposite of "baby animal pics", I was a huge fan of Pedobear.

MumbletyRadio July 5, 2012 at 3:46 pm

as evidenced by the more hearty fisting BigSkullF*ckingDog's comment… it's probably more likely that some of you don't like me

ok, ok, you win — wonkette can't resist the dog hoodie, it's been established in exchanged opinions on the subject some time ago; meanwhile it took forEVER for someone like weej to get around to addressing your rorschach abstractness, so you see what kind of company you're keeping.

Ronnie's nickname for Nancy was "Mommy"

But for my money, nothing's creepier than hearing Santa call Mrs. Claus "Ma-ma"~

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 4:00 pm

And yet — in the face of overwhelming adorableness — we of the obtuse avatard bravely soldier on.

(p.s. Santa Claus is a pederast, and his post-post-menopausal Ma-Ma an elf-adopting enabler. "Bowl full of jelly" my ass!)

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Now dinosaurs were around in the eighties? This creationist bullshit is just getting worse and worse.

Mahousu July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Now dinosaurs were around in the eighties?
Moby Grape and the Strawberry Alarm Clock had some sort of revival tour back then, so yes. (Notice I didn't even resort to the Stones or the Dead.)

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Well, Dinosaur Jr. were…

Biel_ze_Bubba July 5, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Nah … it's just that Reagan was really, really old.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

That's no dinosaur, that's Nancy.

YasserArraFeck July 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

"Mind the teeth, Nancy!!!!!"

actor212 July 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Too many teeth. The rumour is she could deep throat without leaving a toothnmark.

ManchuCandidate July 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

It's the holy trinity of US Amercia stupid in one stunning jpg of stupidty.

A brain dead slimy coward and pretend warrior who married the best cocksucker in Hollywood riding a Creationist fantasy of humans and dinos in the same moment of time based on the false idea that the Soviet Union collapsed because of US Amercia instead of its own stupidity, greed and corruption.

MissTaken July 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Not buying this farce. Everyone knows Reagan rode a T-Rex.

Oblios_Cap July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Only Jesus is allowed to ride a Velociraptor!

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 2:02 pm

He had a thing for small arms.

Infrogmation July 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Your arms too small to box with Reagan.

Boojum July 6, 2012 at 9:13 am

He's either riding a Deinonychus or he's the size of a hobbit.

Ducksworthy July 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm

After recently reviewing some archival material (Futurama episodes) I have deduced the cause of recent Republican behavior-brain slugs. Brain slugs which have been reproducing on the head of Saint Ronnie in a Jar.

ph7 July 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Are you sure this is a same Ronald Reagan who was so easily shot by a bumbling young man trying to impress a Hollywood actress?

scvirginia July 5, 2012 at 2:28 pm

…"bumbling young man trying to impress a Hollywood actress?"

Someone needs to be Googling the Bush/Hinckley connection…

fishskicanoe July 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Gotta love the D.A.R.E. sticker and the bag of jelly beans on the saddle.

Oblios_Cap July 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I liked the gun named "Gipper".

Ducksworthy July 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Also, too, that Raptor has ripped the shit out of the flag. Sort of like what Ronnie did to the constitution.

Terry July 5, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Personally, I prefer the painting of Teddy Roosevelt fighting the sasquatch.

Guppy July 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm

The sasquatch's name was Taft.

Terry July 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Looking again at the painting, you may be right: http://www.etsy.com/listing/75434424/teddy-roosev

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Terry July 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Smoking INSIDE his space suit helmet. That's just how bad ass he is.

emmelemm July 5, 2012 at 2:51 pm

And I thought you were kidding… but you're right – Roosevelt fighting Bigfoot is RIDICULAWESOME!

MacRaith July 5, 2012 at 4:14 pm

So when is this guy going to get around to Martin van Buren wrestling a leprechaun? You'd think that would be obvious for his next masterpiece.

Baconzgood July 5, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Is he shooting at the Air Traffic Controllers Union?

GunToting[Redacted] July 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I've found my next tattoo!!!

Baconzgood July 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Fuckin' A Bubba. I found what I want carved on my headstone!

Oblios_Cap July 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm

"Property of the United States"? I saw that on the Raptor.

Jus_Wonderin July 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Imma gonna make a pick'emup truckwrap and drive this baby proudly.

HogeyeGrex July 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

The D.A.R.E. sticker on the saddle makes me giggle.

Tundra Grifter July 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Daughters of the American Revolution (Against) Evolution.

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Well, VDARE would not have been historically accurate.

National_Turkey July 5, 2012 at 3:45 pm

While we're on tiny details, let us not overlook the bag of jellybeans (for sustenance) or the Holy Scripture at the ready should the need arise in the heat of battle.

HogeyeGrex July 5, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Oh, good Lord. I hadn't zoomed in close enough to notice that.

There are also his dogtags from when he was a hero in the Army.

Wait…

JohnnyQuick July 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm

'Hola, Nicaragua, I've become my own death squad! Take that for voting for los socialistos!"

fishskicanoe July 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

This guy is pretty funny. Checkout his FDR poster.
http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/#/d46kt1m

Doktor Zoom July 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm

His Thomas Jefferson vs. Gorilla is pretty awesome, too! James McNaughton, you have been Pwn'd!

EDIT: Also, Teddy Roosevelt vs. Bigfoot and Abe Lincoln Riding a Grizzly

DemmeFatale July 5, 2012 at 3:42 pm

OMG!!
The Lincoln one is particularly BAD ASS, ( and hysterical).

Biel_ze_Bubba July 5, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Monsieur_Grumpe July 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

So that's where babies come from.

DerrickWildcat July 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I think it's photoshopped.
Hint: Look at the shadows.

Tundra Grifter July 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I read all about that long-form birth certificate and its always in the pixels.

Ronald Reagan was definately pixelated.

johnnyzhivago July 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Reagan was nothing but a Union Boss, probably friends with genocidal socialist Andy Griffith. Sorry, I'm going with Sarah Palin on a dogsled pulled by a team of wolves, automatic weapons in both hands and a baby strapped to her waist for my iconic American image.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Wow! Leroy Neiman is reincarnated already.

MissTaken July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

*This* is your brain on drugs.

Estproph July 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

This pic really does point out the difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals look at this and think "Yuck, what a mess." Some draw the conclusion that this is parody of rightwing art. Conservatives, on the other hand, are stupid.

Nostrildamus July 5, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Dumb, too.

Oblios_Cap July 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Reagan's lost his Indiana Jones hat. No wonder he died.

Jus_Wonderin July 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

As an artist, I must say, capturing this much depth in a historical figure is really hard. What's more difficult is getting them to stand still for the duration to paint the work.

Mittens Howell, III July 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

I love me some reptile on reptile action.

elburritodeluxe July 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Funny, that doesn't look much like heaven.

Jus_Wonderin July 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

This does make me wonder. If old dogs (and dinos) go to heaven, will my dog still be there when I get there?

edgydrifter July 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Yeah, I remember Grenada. Reagan charging up to the med school through a hailstorm of bullets on his raptor was fucking awesome. When he busted through the main gate, he didn't even have a single hair out of place and his suit was perfect. The. Man.

chascates July 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Colin "Sgt. Bilko" Powell on Tavis Smiley refuses to endorse Obama, says he will wait and see. He and President Bush were misled by bad intelligence.
He praises the free education he got, including college in New York.

SmutBoffin July 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm

.JPGs are communist. Real patriots use .PNG.

rickmaci July 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm

But why is St. Ronnie riding that thingy in his bedroom slippers? At least show the guy wearing some socks. Makes him look like a senile old fart jumping on the old trusty v-raptor without his boots on.

OneYieldRegular July 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I hope that's available on eBay supersized as a canvas-on-demand print going for $3,999.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ July 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

"Fuck you, Gorbie… I'll tear the goddamn wall down by myself."

coolhandnuke July 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm

This was the rejected ending for "Rambo Part IV, Dadddy's Revenge."

randcoolcatdaddy July 5, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Ah … so that's what Ronnie was thinking about when he was drifting off to sleep in the middle of White House meetings….

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I hope James Ellroy has some thinly-veiled characters based upon Ron and Nancy in his next book.

Doktor Zoom July 5, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Pretty sure this is NOT from no stinkin' video game.

fartknocker July 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm

The comments in DeviantArt are fucking priceless. I never new Teabaggers were such connie-sewers of art.

Also, why is there a F-35 in the upper right hand corner? Is it providing close combat support to St. Ronnie of Rayguns?

HarryButtle July 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm

It's there the further fuck up the terrible composition of this masterpiece…as if that wasn't bad enough without it.

Between the angle of the flag, the position of the raptor's head and arm, and that plane, I didn't even SEE Ronnie until I'd been looking at it for a full two minutes.

coolhandnuke July 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm

For the rockets red glare.

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm

That's not an F-35, it's an F-22. Raptor/raptor. Cuz dah artist iz smaht see?

Eve8Apples July 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm

My suggestions… Put a BIG pair of TRUCKNUTZ dangling from under the dinosaur's tail, put a shiny blingee cross dangling from Ronnie's neck and photoshop a dildo in the dinosaur's mouth.

starfanglednut July 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm

What's that trickling down from his behind?

WIDTAP July 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm

..and Ronnie is using a second flag as a horse raptor blanket? Way to desecrate the Flag, you bastard!

real_dc_native July 5, 2012 at 2:53 pm

All I can say is "Who thinks up this stuff?" We need to keep the bath salts away from them.

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Why does Ronnie have bootcut suit pants when he's wearing dress shoes?

JustPixelz July 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Nothing says patriotism like Reagan's ass atop an American flag. It's time for an Amendment banning farting on the flag.

Notice the 48 star flag. Where's the rest of us?

Needz moar tricorn hats.

kissawookiee July 5, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Because if that were a 50-star flag, Bammerz would be American, and we can't have that.

ChrisM2011 July 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I'm sorry but if that was real, Ronald would be riding backwards.

M. Bouffant July 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Reverse cowgirl?

TribecaMike July 5, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Less is more, but it needs a tv tray.

elburritodeluxe July 5, 2012 at 3:48 pm

This is literally what his administration looked like if you lived in Chile, Guatemala, Nicaragua, El Salvador, etc.

Whatever July 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm

What the Fuck?

BoatOfVelociraptors July 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm
usernameguy July 5, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Velociraptors were about the size of a chicken, so this makes sense.

BleuLaws July 5, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Why does Ronald Regan have a Soviet-made RPG-7 slung over his shoulder?

ttommyunger July 5, 2012 at 10:14 pm

What? No Flag Pin? IMPEACH!

freddymcmurray July 6, 2012 at 5:42 am

Ronnie needs a Raygun. Preferably in space.

DemmeFatale July 5, 2012 at 3:36 pm

And the horse/unicorn has a light saber stuck in his head!!
How Star Wars!

sullivanst July 5, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Do you notice how the sponsors' logos are carefully partially obscured so the "artist" doesn't get sued?

Extemporanus July 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm

As was I, especially in his disconcertingly creepy, ever-changing, just-barely-peeping phase. But in time, dude's baggage became a bit too much to, um, bear, and I felt it best to bag him, and switch to something a little less hoary.

A lot of good that did me, though — to this day, it's pretty much assured that someone will still call me & him out whenever a kid touching topic comes up.

*sigh*

Once a Pedo file, always a Pedo file, I guess…

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