IDIOTAS  8:12 pm July 4, 2012

Mexico Elects Sarah Palin President

by Lisa Wines

Pleez be our sexy prez!Assumed Mexican president-elect Enrique Peña Nieto is a snappy dresser. He’s 45 years old with a handsome baby face. He has a molded Pompadour. He poses for the cameras “like Brad Pitt and DiCaprio.” He’s been compared to John F. Kennedy. He’s a political movie star, married in a storybook top hats n’ tails wedding to a telenovela actress (who created her own reality show featuring her on the campaign trail, “thinking and feeling.”). And he has thousands of drooling, swarming, huaraches-in-the-air female followers “pressing against barricades, screaming “Enrique bonbon!” “Peña, you’re hot,” and “I want you on my mattress.” Well, based on preliminary election results (final count due today), it looks like they all voted for him too, which is as close as they will get to his perfect hair.

It’s all about the fantasy. And the fantasy is about to come true. Except when he goes off script, goes rogue, shall we say. Then everything falls apart. Does any of this sound familiar?

In a Palinesque encounter with some hard-nosed, “gotcha” media goons at a Guadalajara book fair, Peña Nieto made an appearance to promote a book he allegedly wrote, Mexico: The Great Hope, and answered questions at a press conference. He was asked by Spain’s El Mundo to name the three books that changed his life. He said, “All of them, Katie,” and continued to babble incoherently (while thoughtfully resting his finger on his nose) for almost four minutes. In desperation, he pulled the bible out of his hair. Of that esteemed book, he read “Parts of it, Katie. In my youth.” He then said, “I liked The Eagle’s Throne by Enrique Krauze” (which was written by Carlos Fuentes). In response, Carlos Fuentes said, “This man hasn’t read me, he has the right of not doing so. What he doesn’t have the right to do is to aspire to be president of Mexico based on ignorance.” Here is the infamous press conference, for your subtitled viewing pleasure.

As the perfect macho counterpart to Palin’s Mama Grizzly, Peña Nieto, when asked at another press conference if he knew the minimum wage or the price of a kilo of tortillas, made a wild (wrong) guess and when challenged declared, “I’m not the housewife.” He later said that his comments were taken out of context. He really meant to say that he is not the housewife in his house. Ohhhhh. That wasn’t good enough, so he apologized to housewives and tortilla tossers all across Camexilot.

In 2011, The Economist caught him in a full-on lie misstatement, when he claimed “that the murder rate in Mexico state had fallen by more than half during his six-year term. … This was particularly amazing given that the national murder rate more than doubled during the same period.”

We heard rumors that like Obama, Peña Nieto has to read from a teleprompter. Since this immediately means they’re both idiots, Peña Nieto would do well to take a tip from Sarah Palin and write his presidential acceptance speech on his hand.

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Maman July 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I am cool so long as he isn't owned by a narco-lord and has some people on staff with a clue.

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 8:39 pm

er, wait til my next article. :-)

Maman July 4, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Damn. I await with baited breath Lisa!

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 12:38 am

Ewwww, Maman! Either cut back on the worms, or use some Lavoris!

Designer_Radio July 4, 2012 at 11:04 pm

Please tell me it's not titled "Mexico Elects Joe Arpaio President".

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Yes!

johnnyzhivago July 4, 2012 at 8:24 pm

If he's like Sarah Palin he probably thinks he's the president of a whole continent now.

NorthStarSpanx July 4, 2012 at 8:56 pm

And probably thinks the country would be so awesome if only it weren't full of Mexicans.

An Asexual Ungulate July 4, 2012 at 9:22 pm

But then he'd just be left with the chupacabras, and they're just so damn lazy and shiftless… you can't trust them.

Designer_Radio July 4, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Can he see Los Estados Unidos from his porch?

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 1:38 am

Puerto Rico cryptid libel!

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 12:07 am

I think you have Sarah confused with her running mate, John McCain, who though he would going to be the next incontinent President.

bandidaglobal(timão) July 8, 2012 at 2:24 pm

hello johnny

BoatOfVelociraptors July 4, 2012 at 8:25 pm

Wrong quote marks. Aligned quote marks (as in left and right) are not recognized by the browser. Copy and paste one of these "

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm

I have a problem with embedding videos where I paste the embed code on the html tab and save and it disappears. I just tried it again and now it's gone completely. Sorry. Still working on it. Thanks for the tip.

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 9:02 pm

OK, still couldn't embed so I linked to the youtube page instead. :-(

BoatOfVelociraptors July 5, 2012 at 1:11 am

Well, there's the HTML markup, and whatever the scrubbing scripts pull out. Most likely, the object element got scrubbed, the one that hosted the video player element.

Most websites frown upon random peeps dropping videos onto a page.

lisawines July 5, 2012 at 8:29 am

You nailed it. It was a permissions thing. :-)

weejee July 4, 2012 at 8:26 pm

he claimed “that the murder rate in Mexico state had fallen by more than half during his six-year term. … This was particularly amazing given that the national murder rate more than doubled during the same period.”

1/2 or 2/1?? The maths are hard and reciprocals harder still. One-half, two-fold, obliviously the murder rate changed and he was in office so huzzahs. Olé, too, also.

johnnyzhivago July 4, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Hey, he got the 2 and the one right! He's the president, not some kind of rocket scientist!

weejee July 4, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Kinda like Saint Ronnie?

mwittier July 4, 2012 at 8:54 pm

He's not the housewife's calculator.

Native_of_SL_UT July 5, 2012 at 12:19 am

4/3 of the people don't understand fractions.

Ben Cisco July 5, 2012 at 10:10 am

25 or 6 to 4.

decay500 July 4, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Who are the KochBros of Mexico? Hard at work gettin election marketing biz done.

johnnyzhivago July 4, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Just one brother: Carlos Slim Helu

decay500 July 4, 2012 at 8:42 pm

thanks. Looks like the prediction that Nieto will go after the Telecommunications cartels probably won't happen.. Shocker.

richmx2 July 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Wrong answer, Johnnyzhivago. Slim backed Lopez Obrador. Peña Nieto's backers are the Azucarraga family, owners of Televisa. Also, the Obama Administration much preferred the pliable Peña Nieto to Lopez Obrador or the hapless Vasquez Mota.

Vecchiojohn July 4, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Gustavo Fring?

SexySmurf July 4, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Old news, but since we're speaking of the Palin clan:

“Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp”…premiere drew a mere 726,000 viewers and didn’t even rank among the night’s top 100 cable programs in key demos.

Thems some CNN numbers right there.

Katydid July 4, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Lifetime bumped the show to 11 PM for dance Mom repeats. $ister $arah to bash Lifetime in 3..2..

MittBorg July 4, 2012 at 8:50 pm

I'm shocked that three-quarters of a million people actually know who this slack slut is and are willing to tune in and watch her babble drooling inanities.

Schmannnity July 4, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Kardashians. Hello?

MittBorg July 5, 2012 at 12:16 am

The only thing I know about Kardashians is that they are Armenian; their mother appears to have a thing for names beginning with "K"; there are four or more sisters; at least one of them has a big ass but can't dance worth shit; and one of them was married to someone for a whole couple weeks, or something. Beyond that, I know nothing whatsoever. Oh, wait, is their father or stepfather somehow involved with the trial of OJ Simpson? I think so maybe but don't care enough to check.

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 1:39 am

Kim Kardashian sex tape. Hello?

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 12:11 am

Three quarters of a million of the oldz feel asleep in front of the TeeVee a half hour before Bristle came on the air.

MittBorg July 5, 2012 at 12:14 am

Yeah, that's more likely than any other speculation.

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 9:13 pm

That makes me very happy, for some odd reason.

Guppy July 4, 2012 at 11:42 pm

If they're CNN numbers, does that mean that Life's a Tripp was actually the most successful premiere ever?

not that Radio July 5, 2012 at 9:46 am

MSNBC will respond with Life's a Hunt: The Huntsman Daughters, which will actually be wildly successful.

Crank_Tango July 4, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Yeah yeah yeah, I'll wait until I see the birf certificate thank you very much. No way in hell was that guy born in America, or even Hawaii.

Biff July 4, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Does he also pardon turkeys?Does he have a brood of challenged offspring? He bears watching, I think.

zhenjiu July 5, 2012 at 7:23 am

Is he Papa Jaguar to Palin's Mama Grizz? Sounds like he needs a visit from El Super Barrio!

mavenmaven July 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm

He's the "return of the old guard", so we can expect the good old corruption back in its proper place.

Warpde July 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm

K'ay…K'ay…

No not you Wonketts.
Kay, my wife…
Kay, where's my dinner?………
Don't you nag me woman………
We're talking about that Alaskan slut hound.
yeah, yeah, yeah…..
I hear ya…..
but, but, but…..
I know she's a ……
WHAT!!!…
Oh, you tell the Tbuggers that they will be on my………
Damn you woman….get my dinner or I'm calling your mothe……..
WHAT!!!!!!!

Shit, now I know how Todd feels……….

Dashboard Buddha July 4, 2012 at 8:44 pm

Good lord…it's like a fucking virus.

Dashboard Buddha July 4, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Well fuck him…I can see Taco Bell from my house.

coolhandnuke July 5, 2012 at 12:44 am

In ten years it will replace the Liberty Bell as our multi-national symbol.

zhenjiu July 5, 2012 at 7:24 am

Taco Bell…I think I wet 'em!!

Come here a minute July 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm

President-elect Peña Nieto can see death panels from his house.

mwittier July 4, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Then, using binoculars, he should be well able to read Alaskan newspapers and books. All of them.

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 1:41 am

He probably can given Mexico's drug wars. Los Zetas are like a death panel and a half, let me tell you. You couldn't pay me to be a high-ranking politician in Mexico, these days. It's like Iraq, but with with tacos.

lisawines July 5, 2012 at 8:47 am

Except when you have the Zetas doing your campaign ransom collecting and ballot box stuffing. Then you're set.

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 8:56 am

Yes, if you're so lucky as for them to be on your side. Otherwise, you can only hope that when they hang you from a freeway overpass, that you get to be hanged in your clothes.

The Mexican gang situation is pretty complicated. What's not so complicated, though, is learning and observing the tactics that keep them as a criminal nuisance as opposed to a guerilla insurgency.

Blueb4sunrise July 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Que linda!!!
Mas fapisimo!!!!

glasspusher July 4, 2012 at 11:35 pm

¿Fapidimente?

NorthStarSpanx July 4, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Is Fox News Latino going to offer El Presidente his own show while he's in office?

mwittier July 4, 2012 at 8:50 pm

"I want you on my mattress."

The come-on of the world's Fattest Generation.

horsedreamer_1 July 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm

MANUEL URIBE LIBEL!!!

Extemporanus July 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Mlle Lisa neglected to mention that Enrique is related to fellow Mexican Mitt on his madres' sides.

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Dayam! I didn't find that in allll my research. Better go to teh goggle and type in pena nieto mitt romney and see what happens (other than discussions of their hairs).

MittBorg July 4, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Looks like there's a bad epidemic of idiocy in Mexico. Let's hope it doesn't spread. The South American countries have finally shaken off centuries of RW dictatorship. It's time for the zapatistas to come out and take the country.

scvirginia July 4, 2012 at 10:19 pm

I don't want to make you sad, but those damned RWer's are still at it in South America: http://bit.ly/OIruXY Don't know if the new guy is a dictator, but he's got the right name for a strongman…

MittBorg July 5, 2012 at 12:23 am

Now I has a sad.

scvirginia July 5, 2012 at 3:19 pm

I share your sad.

bumfug July 4, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Right, but can he see Russia from his hacienda?

starfanglednut July 4, 2012 at 8:59 pm

Well it's good to know America isn't the only country full of stupid voters.

Blueb4sunrise July 4, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Does he have a special child?

richmx2 July 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Do a couple illegitimate kids count? He has at least two.

horsedreamer_1 July 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm

"Todos esos, Cata. Cada una que mis asistentes me ponen en frente".

Vecchiojohn July 4, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Talk American or go back to Russia, goddam it.

Blueb4sunrise July 4, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Due to Lisa and her rabid followers, Obrador has demanded a recount
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18717146

scvirginia July 4, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Is it kinda brave to refer to the Bible as a novel in Mexico?

Gurkman July 4, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Mexico may be a 85% percent Catholic, but most people are only culturally so, and even if they are religious, they pray to indigenous saints rather than doing stuff that Catholic's are supposed to do. That's why Latino neighborhoods are full of black magic shops but all the Catholic parishes there are shutting down.

Guppy July 4, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Only if it's a Protestant version.

SayItWithWookies July 4, 2012 at 11:55 pm

No — the rule is that Protestants ignore the Bible, whereas Catholics ignore the Pope.

PuckStopsHere July 4, 2012 at 9:18 pm

He got elected to a half term, right?

not that Radio July 4, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Bumblebee Man/El Aso Wipo 2016!

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 8:52 am

Oh, so you're going to just leave The Great Cornholio out of the equation, eh?

chascates July 4, 2012 at 9:34 pm

And how will this affect the price of marijuana in the U.S.? And will Gabriel Garcia Marquez write a novel about him?

Schmannnity July 4, 2012 at 9:39 pm

45 comments before something relevant.

12X34X July 4, 2012 at 11:22 pm

Only if he, while reclining in his bath, suddenly ascends into heaven.

SayItWithWookies July 4, 2012 at 11:56 pm

Like Marat and Agamemnon?

James Michael Curley July 5, 2012 at 5:50 am

I thought Agamemnon was killed by his wife Chlamydia, or Clytemnestra. or Cyclemenstration or whatever.

SayItWithWookies July 5, 2012 at 12:15 pm

They were both murdered while in the bathtub. Also, Marat's secretary was named Agamemnon — and Agamemnon's secretary was named Marat. Spooky, huh?

littlebigdaddy July 4, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Needz moar sinister priests or bishops.

Gurkman July 4, 2012 at 9:38 pm

What's the difference between a brainless prettyboy priísta and a pitbull?

Pitbull can get a U.S. visa because he's Cuban.

Schmannnity July 4, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Dry foot. Wetback.

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 1:43 am

Oh, that is so dripping with WIN.

Schmannnity July 4, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Does he have any fat single parent mom-daughters?

BearNoLike July 4, 2012 at 11:52 pm

Does he shoot wildlife/emigres from a helicopter?

not that Radio July 5, 2012 at 9:49 am

Has he had breast augmentation surgery?

scvirginia July 4, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Are Peña Nieto's followers called Peñistas?

lisawines July 4, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Good one! But actually, they're called PRIistas.

scvirginia July 4, 2012 at 10:10 pm

The groupies, too?

MosesInvests July 5, 2012 at 1:06 am

No, Pendejos.

cheetojeebus July 4, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Previously unknown William Burroughs novel from his days south of the border?

SayItWithWookies July 4, 2012 at 11:57 pm

It's number one with a bullet.

Goonemeritus July 4, 2012 at 10:03 pm

It takes a lot more than being a poorly read ill-informed liar trading on his looks to be in Sarah class. Call me when he quits half term to cash in on his infamy and then spends three years intently making the Country lose IQ points.

glasspusher July 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Wow, you should write dictionary entries for her. Well done, sir!

ProgressiveInga July 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Si se puede, ese!

BarackMyWorld July 4, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Doesn't posting articles about foreign countries on July 4th disrespect the troops?

This according to the Rules of Calvinball Real America. Wonkette is so disgraceful.

chascates July 4, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Obama spent part of the day at an immigration ceremony. WITH PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T AMERICANS UNTIL HE SHOWED UP!

BarackMyWorld July 4, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Why didn't he just save some time and give them all fake birth certificates? That's how HE became a "citizen"!

James Michael Curley July 5, 2012 at 5:57 am

Another July dafort goes by and many of my tea bagger neighbors wax horribly conflicted over their immigration views and Neil Diamond's "America".

glasspusher July 4, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Srs up fist fr Calvinball reference.

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 1:44 am

This whole blog can be shipped to Afghanistan because of that. Only Wonketters will have lost any.

lisawines July 5, 2012 at 8:44 am

This communist expat writer was unaware that it was July 4th and thus put shame upon the high standards of Wonketteland. It's now July 5th and I woke up with a vague feeling of existential guilt. Of course, I wake up every morning like that.

Chow Yun Flat July 4, 2012 at 10:34 pm

It is said about the PRI that they ruled with a combination of fascism and incompetence. Seems like Peña Nieto fits right in.

Chow Yun Flat July 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Camexilot

Lisa Wines, I am humbled to be in your digital presence.

ifthethunderdontgetya July 4, 2012 at 10:47 pm

PeñisNet became self-aware at 8:11 p.m. on July 4, 2012.
~

chascates July 4, 2012 at 10:56 pm

If it's like mine it quickly lost self-awareness and just became another appendage. And at age 58 it drips a little now.

TribecaMike July 4, 2012 at 11:01 pm

This calls for some fireworks, Olympics-style… http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed

barto July 4, 2012 at 11:29 pm

"El vacío demográfico facilita que un político carente de inteligencia e iniciativa se desempeñe sin muchas complicaciones."

That's just good stuff right there! Loosely translated "The demographic emptiness (of Alaska) enables a politician laking intelligence and initiative to redeem thenselves without many compications."

Beowoof July 4, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Hey what's up with the Mexican News, today is the day we are supposed to Drink Budwiser (owned by Imbev) eat hot dogs made with pork from Argentina and cooked all up on a gas grill made in China and fueled with propane from Qatar. Murica, Murica, Murica. Were number one, ( in diabeetus)./

BearNoLike July 4, 2012 at 11:47 pm

Cool when do we start outsourcing shit there again?

fuflans July 5, 2012 at 12:03 am

he may be stupid, but he's wayyy prettier than anything that came out of alaska.

sorry, shallow i know, but it had to be said.

SayItWithWookies July 5, 2012 at 12:06 am

This isn't fair — we're getting Mexico's cheap labor and we don't want it, and yet we've got so much ignorance and violence that we're giving it away for free. America's squandering a beautiful market opportunity here, folks.

not that Radio July 5, 2012 at 9:48 am

Don't worry; it will all even out. Under the Romney Economy, they'll be getting our cheap labor.

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 12:19 am

Mexico without corruption at the highest levels? That would be a novel idea.

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 12:28 am

What's Messican for I'd hit that.?

DerrickWildcat July 5, 2012 at 1:17 am

I believe that the only thing that might be a worse job than the President of Mexico is Al-Qaeda #2.

Barb July 5, 2012 at 1:21 am

Crap, it is 11:20 P.M. at my house and I almost forgot to wish Sarah Palin a Happy Fourth of YouLie.

ElPinche July 5, 2012 at 1:26 am

Ugh..I'm changing my name to "The…whatever pinche is in Englich"

Negropolis July 5, 2012 at 1:28 am

Within the semi-reoformed structure of Mexican politics, the new PRI is a better alternative than PAN. Sorry. It's truly the lesser of two evils. I realize the liberal concern-trolling on this sounds good out of context, but within the context of still broken Mexican politics, Josefina Vázquez Mota was the Sarah Palin of Mexico. If Obrador didn't come across so fucking crazy all the damned time, we might have something to actually cheer about.

rickmaci July 5, 2012 at 1:51 am

How do you say, "More side boob" in Spanish?

DerrickWildcat July 5, 2012 at 1:55 am

I used to have a job where I dealt with a lot of people that only spoke Spanish. So I figured if I only watched Univision for a month or so, I would learn Spanish. This did not work. The shows were unwatchable. I couldn't take it. I couldn't even understand what was going on, but it didn't matter. They were terrible! I remember one show was like all of the America's Funniest videos shows. It consisted mainly of Dogs shitting and humping legs, and people falling down while playing soccer. So either there wasn't a lot of video recorders at the time in Mexico so they just showed anything sent in by anyone or Mexicans generally find Dogs shitting and humping legs, and falling down while playing soccer immensely entertaining.

James Michael Curley July 5, 2012 at 6:02 am

You missed the shows about old fat people dressed up like children and a Cantinflas movie every three hours.

lisawines July 5, 2012 at 8:39 am

It was probably free programming. In France, on New Years eve, the only thing on television, other than surreal variety shows with middle-aged frumpy women as tight-wire performers and other people who lost their stage presence 50 years ago, were 1980s America's Funniest Videos – of people falling down and animals doing despicable things. I know this because two years in a row I was invited to somebody's house where we all sat around, in silence, watching these shows until midnight was rung in by the variety show host with a comb-over and his two sparkling evening-gown-clad co-hostesses long past their prime, singing Auld Lang Syne in French. Strangest experience I've ever had.

thatsitfortheother1 July 5, 2012 at 10:05 am

America's Funniest Videos is big in Germany also, too (weekly).

Should really be called Stupid Pet(ulent Republican) Tricks.

gurukalehuru July 5, 2012 at 1:58 am

Presidente Pinata. (with a thingie over the n, i don't know how to do that. I don't even know what that's called. What is that called?)

flamingpdog July 5, 2012 at 2:32 am

I typed in "thingie over the n" into Google and got this (and about 969,999 other results. What did we ever do without teh Google?

James Michael Curley July 5, 2012 at 6:08 am

You need an old IBM Selectric typewriter to put a tilde over a letter in English, also to fake your annual performance evaluation to cover going awol.

thatsitfortheother1 July 5, 2012 at 10:08 am

Really. I recently revisited that subject with a conservative colleague. I asked him how W managed to walk away from a pilot commitment without being FEB'd or Court Martialed.

That was pretty much the end of the discussion

misanthrope July 5, 2012 at 3:08 am

I'd hit it, aye papi!

Preacher_Griz July 5, 2012 at 7:38 am

I never knew mexxican tramps could look SO HAWT!!!!

Comrade Wingtardd July 5, 2012 at 7:58 am

And who said innovation was dead in Amurika?

DahBoner July 5, 2012 at 8:19 am

tortilla tossers all across Camexilot

Aaaaaay!!!

James Michael Curley July 5, 2012 at 8:22 am

Another Republican privatization and market place solution of a governmental problem shows that the 'invisible hand' is reaching into your pocket and fisting you afterward. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/05/us/biofuel-frau

Rodney Hailey scams $9 million by selling Republican 'this will solve the pollution problem' fuel credits given to him by the EPA for his 'biomass fuel conversion' company, a collection of tanks and PVC piping stacked in a garage in rural Maryland.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2012 at 8:37 am

montar me y gruñido

ttommyunger July 5, 2012 at 8:54 am

Let's just admit it, optics count way too much in politics today. Does anyone really think Barry would have gotten elected if he looked like Urkel?

James Michael Curley July 5, 2012 at 9:19 am

If it was still 1996 or something. Then Urkel was 'da ????' (I forgot what the utes was usin back then.)

freddymcmurray July 5, 2012 at 9:19 am

is this what's known as a palinsta? dios mio.

elburritodeluxe July 5, 2012 at 9:39 am

In this video he looks like the Mexican Alan Thicke!

Tundra Grifter July 5, 2012 at 10:53 am

Are those two young ladies wearing bumper stickers instead of cut-off t-shirts? That must hurt like heck when they are pealed off.

Still, however, a novel idea.

bandidaglobal(timão) July 8, 2012 at 2:18 pm

oi gente sou do brasil hello.

bandidaglobal(timão) July 8, 2012 at 2:18 pm

todos positivados

James Michael Curley July 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

· Well there is the Lincoln/Kennedy – Kennedy/Lincoln and both shot in the back of the head spook fest also, too.

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