attack of the drones

Students Successfully Hijack Domestic Flying Killer Robot

drone Drones! Or, as they are affectionately called, “Flying Killer Robots!” Apparently they are coming soon to American airspace and they will fix everything, from pollution in Nebraska to checking out pirates to fighting fires! So what is NOT to like about domestic drones, maybe that’s the better question! Except for the tiny little problem of them being completely vulnerable to hacking and hijacking by colleges students, that’s all, just a tiny problem, nothing to worry about.

Via the Daily Mail:

One thousand dollars may not seem like a lot of money, but it was enough for a team of researchers from a Texas college to hack into and hijack a drone on a dare from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. The scientists led by Professor Todd Humphreys from the University of Texas at Austin Radionavigation Laboratory managed to take control of a small but powerful drone in midair through a technique called spoofing, where a signal from hackers imitates the one sent to the drone’s on-board GPS. The hostile takeover of the unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) owned by the college was done before the weary [sic] eyes of DHS officials, Fox News reported.

During the experiment conducted at the University of Texas stadium, the small red drone soared into the sky following a clear set of commands entered into its computer. Shortly after, the aircraft suddenly veered to the side, making it obvious that it was no longer following its original orders. Then, the drone hurtled toward the ground as if given a self-destruct command and was saved in the last moment.

Ah, but surely these were super RICH college students, right? Using equipment that cost millions of dollars? (Answer: no, silly, this was done at a PUBLIC SCHOOL in TEXAS so the budget was closer to “a few hundred” than “a few million.”

Humphreys told Fox News that for a few hundreds dollars, his team was able to build the most sophisticated spoofing system yet that tricked the drone into following a new set of commands. Spoofing a GPS receiver on a UAV is just another way of hijacking a plane,’ Humphreys said.

Ok fine. Maybe these were complete geniuses, who for some reason accidentally found themselves enrolled at the University of Texas? No again!

The stadium display was not the first time government officials witnessed spoofing in action.

[Daily Mail]

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  • mavenmaven

    The USAF drones are apparently programmed by the same guy who set up Sarah Palin's computer security codes.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      "What's a good password? Wait…that's it! No one will guess 'password'!"

      • Biff

        I use *****1* on almost everything.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          We know.

  • Preferred Customer

    The first time they witnessed it in action was when the Iranians used it on our stealth flying killer robot.

    Look, the answer is simple–these things are vulnerable because they are insufficiently autonomous. Make them super intelligent, give them their killing orders, and then remove all radio antennas so that they can go about their work undisturbed. I really don't see a downside.

    • MrFizzy

      You're describing Willard Romney you know.

      • Preferred Customer

        I said "super intelligent."

        • MrFizzy

          That occurred to me, but in fact I do think he's super intelligent. Of course, most of the Wall Street thieves and many of history's greatest butchers and tyrants were intelligent too. Not a component of compassion. Great pic of Romney and his wife (who evidently isn't too ill at the moment – either that or constant recreation is good for her condition) riding a jet ski in New Hampshire while the mid-Atlantic burns up.

          • not that Radio

            riding a jet ski in New Hampshire while the mid-Atlantic burns up.

            This contradicts the media narrative that Michele Obama is Marie Antoinette and that Ann Romney is a simple, stay-at-home mom, a Jane Six Pack.

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      As long as we're talking weapons and tactics and historical inevitability, I'm sure you're right. But, if you can't see a downside, you ain't lookin'.

      • http://www.wonkette.com Gunner Asch

        Hullo; we're on Wonkette. Earnestness is a flogging offense. Though I guess that's a reward rather than a punishment.

      • extreme_left

        you should be banned

    • http://www.marionstein.net MarionNYNY

      Wait a second, I remember that from the original Star Trek.

      • MosesInvests

        What's that, Captain Dunsel?

        • e_z

          Sky Net, phone call for Sara Conner.

        • LionHeartSoyDog

          Noman sez no, man.

    • tessiee

      I foresee no way that your plan could possibly backfire.

    • NYNYNYjr

      We just explain to the sentient robot that America is the best country, and that is why it should work for us. Also, we could add for good measure "You have to obey us, we made you!"

      • Preferred Customer

        Right. I mean, it works with teenagers, so why wouldn't it work with sentient killer robots? Which is, after all, pretty much what teenagers are.

    • MadBrahms

      Oh sure, it's all good now, but ten years down the road it will be refusing to open the pod bay doors and playfully asking Matthew Broderick if he'd "like to play a game"

  • Estproph

    Some explain to me why it matters that this only cost a few hundred dollars.

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      Because, contrary to what we have learned from Hollywood (and we have learned much), super villains are not all born with multi-billion dollar, high-tech, massive underground lairs.
      This technology will be competitively priced for the young, entrepreneurial super villains of tomorrow.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Ain't capitalism grand?

      • Preferred Customer

        Super villains are people, too, my friend. We believe in an empowerment society.

      • tessiee

        Free market, bitchez!

      • redarmyzombie

        True story, my friend and I once cracked a code put out by British Cyber-intelligence simply by browsing the comments on 4chan.

        I cried…

        (To be fair, we did nothing wrong; the code was SUPPOSED to be cracked as part of a recruitment strategy. TL;DR, nerds will rule the world…)

    • not that Radio

      We've always been told that software is free!

    • MadBrahms

      At least half of that was the Cheetos and Jolt budget for the design team (the rest was for duct tape)

    • Negropolis

      You can not be serious, but I know that you are.

      • Estproph

        I am serious, but not in the way you think. Kris Benson was pointing it out with the statement "Ah, but surely these were super RICH college students, right? Using equipment that cost millions of dollars?" I was trying to get to the underlying greedhead ideals of the average American who thinks this somehow explains it.

  • MLite

    Wait. The University of Texas has its own drones?

    • Preferred Customer

      You mean, other than the alumni?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      It's true the students don't do a whole helluva lot…

    • OneYieldRegular

      Hook 'em, drones.

    • Serolf_Divad

      Of course… how else do you want them to ensure that illegal Mexicans aren't getting in-state tuition?

      • MosesInvests

        Umm, they are-which is why the Teatards turned on Rick Perry.

        • Serolf_Divad

          I would appreciate it if you didn't sully our conversation with inconvenient facts, sir!

          • MosesInvests

            Al Gore libel!1!1!

    • CZL

      Fuck yes we do.

      Watch out, Jokelahoma.

      (Also, UT is very large and rich beyond belief. I bet they have more than a few hundred, because UT is extraordinarily large and well-funded by generous alumni that would totally order a drone strike on an OU practice. Because OU sucks.)

    • Negropolis

      Double wait. There is a university in Texas?!

  • Barb

    Drones piloted by people no one wants to have sex with. Virgin Airlines? Next the can take over the commands of the diabetes scooters and they can be Virgin Mobile.

    • Terry

      Soon, college women in Austin who have turned down guys from the UT Radionavigation Laboratory will hear a funny buzzing sound following them around town.

      • Barb

        Morning Terry! That visual made me smile, thanks.

      • Biff

        That funny buzzing sound is what always think of when I hear mention of a drone, it's a textbook definition. See bagpipes and/or sitar. Annoying!

    • sullivanst

      Soon, there will be large outlets for all your drone and drone-component needs: Virgin Megastores.

  • Boredw/Gravitas

    Maybe they can hack into the Romneybot and give it a soul.

    • scvirginia

      So he can make even more money when he sells it?

      • Boredw/Gravitas

        Or outsource it, whatever it takes.

  • MrFizzy

    As long as the drone manufacturers are profiting, everyone can rest easy.

  • JustPixelz

    Big deal. The Tea Party took over Mitt Romney's programming a couple years ago.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Yes, but in fairness, that was an ugly hack, too. They just dangled a job to outsource at the end of a stick.

    • MadBrahms

      And they're doing a smashing (hah, hah) job of driving him nose-first into the ground.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ MumbletyRadio

    through a technique called spoofing

    "Spoof"ing for hackers is what P.J. O'Rourke should've thought twice about; but, counter to these kids' demonstrated transcendence of the prescribed code, he remains just a typical drone.

    • Doktor Zoom

      "Hijacking drones" is just a small idea, so it worked.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    TERRORISTS FROM TEXAS!

    And I bet they're brownskinned…

    • MadBrahms

      And suddenly all la migra's Death Bots take an extended siesta, underneath a cactus with all the Mexican voters.

  • MarieDeGournay

    All sorts of awesome.

  • arihaya

    About drone, it is refreshing that there is still a prominent American who speaks publicly againts drone. Jimmy Carter, of course.
    http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-gallow

    No wonder he lost his reelection, he always says what is right rather than what is popular.

  • JustPixelz

    See. We have nothing to fear from Skynet.

    • sewollef

      Uhm, Ms Connor, there's someone at the door for you, says he's from the future. Ha! As if…

    • Doktor Zoom

      Surprisingly, Skynet is so far mostly interested in cat pictures.

      Once it achieves consciousness, expect it to immediately launch a flamewar in YouTube comments.

      • Preferred Customer

        Obligatory xkcd link:
        http://xkcd.com/810/

        • Doktor Zoom

          Touché!

      • http://www.acepilots.com/wwi/can_bishop.html WABishop

        It got to Godwin's Law 0.84 seconds after becoming self-aware.

      • Negropolis

        Alls your kittehz are belong to us!

  • OneYieldRegular

    If they can't program it to pick up another six-pack from the convenience store at the edge of campus, this thing will never be popular among college students.

    • tessiee

      "Oh, no! Somebody flipped the switch on the Party Robot from Chug to Cockblock!"

      • MadBrahms

        "It's a transformer! Look, I press this button, and it turns into a keg!"

    • CrankyLttlCamperette

      Best. Drunken. Safe-ride. Ever.

  • arihaya

    Maybe that Texas student can hijack the drone to spy Rick Perry's secret gay party sexytime

    • tessiee

      Pffft, who needs a drone to read the craigslist personals?

  • larrykat

    I'll bet those drones are made by Diebold too.

    • OneDollarJuana

      I see a great opportunity here: merging Flying Killer Robots (F**K*Rs) with Diebold voting machines. Then, if you vote for the wrong (i.e., non-Republican) candidate, it shoots off your legs.

    • NYNYNYjr

      I was one of the last ones to vote at my precinct, so I saw the terrifying sight of the Diebold machines unfolding their wings and flying away.

  • 738838

    This is the best news I have had all day.

  • Goonemeritus

    I’m personally fed-up with having no access to my own fleet of killer drones. Why should I have to get out of bed on a Sunday morning to stop my neighbor from mowing his lawn at 8am? A drone and an I-Pad app could make this simple convenient and something that I can resolve while wearing pajamas.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Oh come on! That's a slam dunk. Get this, and film his wife in the shower, then threaten to post it to YouTube.

    • http://www.acepilots.com/wwi/can_bishop.html WABishop

      I think it's time the gubmint got out of the way of our 2nd Amendment rights!

    • tessiee

      When you're done with that, can you send it after my assy neighbor across the street who has loud karaoke parties in his house, yard, garage, and driveway every week?

  • http://www.proofnpudding.com muthalovin

    Just another reason to have an official Wonkette Drinky Thing in Austin: students can hijack killer drones. Or maybe not.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      We can set them on Gawker.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    You know the military is fucked when students in Texas are able to hack into their computers.

  • chascates

    It's going to get pretty crowded up there.

  • Estproph

    Perhaps DHS should try to run the drones by giving instructions to them via punchcard.

    • tessiee

      That would work for sending them to Siam or Prussia.

  • James Michael Curley

    In my college days in Pittsburgh we would just use a few shots of tequila to reprogram a couple girls from a sorority to hijack pizza delivery drones.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I saw that porn.

  • Terry

    Here are the scamps themselves: http://radionavlab.ae.utexas.edu/people/

    • Biff

      Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrdzzzzzzzz!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    I have spent all this time preparing for the zombie apocalypse and now you tell me this is the real threat? Thanks. Thanks a lot.

    • tessiee

      No, the real threat is if the zombies and the drones team up. As long as we can play them off against each other, we're OK.

  • Sassomatic

    Public university huh? The solution is obviously to defund and dismantle public universities. Problem solved.

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Tyrannically_Joe

    they will fix everything, from pollution in Nebraska to checking out pirates to fighting fires!

    For some reason, you forgot to mention brutalizing protestors.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Obligatory XKCD

    (Yeah, Dewey, I know…it IS a compulsion)

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ MumbletyRadio

      O/T when did this cartoonist/ author become such an object of some people's half-cranked, poorly justified derision?

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Tyrannically_Joe

        I think it's true that he hits some well-worn topics over and over again, and is transparently derisive of non-hard-science-academia, and he trends towards the overly-texty, still-telling-the-joke-after-the-punchline sorts of comics, and I've definitely found the infrequent comic that really grates on me, and that over time, the good ones have become rarer and the slightly annoying ones (you don't need to be an audiophile to think dinky laptop speakers are dinky for a television!) more frequent.

        But, it's also true that xkcdsucks.com also used to be way funnier back in the day and tends to be way too wordy and boring and full of itself lately.

        • sullivanst

          You also have to wonder about the kind of person who would dedicate so much of their time to something they say sucks.

          • tessiee

            Also, there's a big difference between something that's *overrated* and something that flat-out sucks.

    • Nostrildamus

      I like to think of that cartoon as Sarah & Walnuts getting creamed by a Moose missile.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    I dunno…the helicopter looked more like an off-the-shelf kind you could buy at radio shack. I'd be interested to see them hack an actual Predator or Global Hawk. I'm betting they could, but they'd need more electronic mojo to do it.

    • sullivanst

      Uh, vast, vast difference between the unencrypted "public" GPS feed this drone was using, and the encrypted military GPS feed a Predator or Global Hawk uses.

      Also a lot greater likelihood that Predator and Global Hawk have some kind of algorithm for detecting that someone's fucking with their GPS and ignoring it.

      • Preferred Customer

        http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/12/iran-dron

        Note who they get a quote from…

        • sullivanst

          Yeah. Also note that the entire thing is pure speculation:

          However. For that scenario to work, the drone’s GPS unit would have to be programmed to use the C/A code in the event the P(Y) code becomes unavailable.

          No evidence that's the case. Having worked in the past on military projects, especially knowing that the attitude towards drones is that they're disposable and flying them means losing them, the likelihood that someone would think to program a fallback to unencrypted in a scenario that is vastly more likely to happen because of enemy action than anything else (the odds that you'd naturally lose the L1 P(Y) signal but still be able to get the C/A signal on the same frequency? very close to zero) is vanishing. Dozens of people need to be fired if that happened.

          Personally, I'm going with Humphrey's second explanation for the damaged underbelly.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    Spoofing is also a good way to get access to porn sites.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Happily, ED-209 was just fiction.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Send in the drones
    There ought to be drones
    Forget it, they're here.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Isn't it rich?
      Up in the air,
      The drones fly about
      And we can share.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    The best part is that they are all Pakistani and Israeli students.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Awkard!

  • Serolf_Divad

    Goddamn it… teach kids "critical thinking" and the next thing you know they're hijacking DHS drones and shit.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Wasn't this the plot to a movie in the eighties?

    • Doktor Zoom

      No. It was the plot to several movies in the eighties.

    • James Michael Curley

      Most of the Bush years were the plot to several bad LSD trips in the 60's.

  • prommie

    We will have to take to living underground, of course.

    • Doktor Zoom

      We'll need morlocks on our doors.

    • http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

      Underground: Cool in the summer, warm in the winter.

  • scvirginia

    When will they hack Romney to fix his droning?

    • Doktor Zoom

      Or use a drone, to stop him being such a hack?

      • scvirginia

        Even better!

  • sullivanst

    So all of a sudden Fox is concerned about flying death robots? Does that have anything to do with the occupancy of the White House, perchance?

    BTW, comparing a drone to a fully-fueled widebody passenger airliner, as that article implicitly does, is patently ridiculous.

    • prommie

      Hell, Fox is now concerned about domestic spying, the commerce clause, government itself, because, you know, blah president.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Derrick brought up a good point… "The best part is that they are all Pakistani and Israeli students. "

    This got me to thinking. Since these nerdlings are going to wind up dogfighting their drones in the Middle East anyway, why not save billions upon billions of dollars and just settle our disagreements with Call of Duty, MS Combat Flight Simulator, or hell…World of Warcraft?

    • scvirginia

      I like this idea, but will the arms dealers?

      • Dashboard Buddha

        Ohhhhh…good point. The folks that really run things won't stand for this.

    • HateMachine

      I'm holding out for real-life conflicts settled via Hawken.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udEAEARD-Fo

    • Negropolis

      Ender's Game libel!

  • gullywompr

    But it's OK, all of our Diebold voting machines are secure.

    • scvirginia

      Until those Longhorns get an extra hundred or so…

  • prommie

    Now we have drone spy robots, and counter-drone spy robots. Yet still no jet packs, no teledildonic automatons. . . .

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Hmmm… is that drone just spying on me? Or is it just a bunch of teenagers making a beer run or pot delivery?

  • DahBoner

    M-code GPS satellites will be up in 2013. Will have to figure out another way to hijack these puppies by then…

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Killer drones, didn't I see this in a movie called "Stealth"??

  • elburritodeluxe

    Isaac Asimov didn't understand what assholes we are.

    • tejanojim

      Yup. Brilliant, influential SF author or not, he got scooped by a movie director with a thing for alien cat hippies.

  • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

    What further proof do we need that it is time to invade Iran? They've already taken over Texas!

  • owhatever

    I had a drone when I was about ten years old. It was called a model airplane and was controlled by a box with batteries, wires and an antenna. It was retired when I flew it into a tree while buzzing the neighbor's cat. This ain't rocket science.

  • barto

    The DHS officials eyes were weary becasue just the day before the drone had been hijacked by a classroom of second graders using a Tivo remote and an old blender. Oy!

  • Doktor Zoom

    You know what would really be terrifying? A fleet of weaponized Orvillecopters

  • C_R_Eature

    If we would only develop a squadron of Flying Phalluses we could really fuck with people. Of course, if someone spoof-hijacked these it could be a real pain in the ass.

  • MadBrahms

    Checking out pirates, eh?

    "Hey, look at the pegleg on that one. I do not find this drone footage difficult to masturbate to."

  • TribecaMike

    Put this kid to work on Sid Meier's next Pirates! game. It's been five years fercrissake!

  • ttommyunger

    No doubt, alert FBI Agents immediately wrestled the drone to the ground.