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Who’s Hanging Out With The Iranian Terrorist Group Now?

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Freedom FightersEvery big- and middle-name Democrat and Republican loves raking in fees to speak to the exiled Iranian Marxist guerilla group MEK, an official member of the State Department’s terrorist group list that also happens to hate the current Iranian regime. This seems pretty illegal, but hey, maybe we just love the Ayatollah and Ahmadinejad too much to see the legality of it all. Now let’s meet an additional two faces who’ve been providing support to this official terrorist group recently: Newt Gingrich and columnist Clarence Page!

Fathead arrived in Paris last week to address the “principal leader” of MEK and greeted her with his finest curtsy:

When Newt Gingrich arrived in Paris last week to speak to the National Council of Resistance of Iran (NCRI), an Iranian exile umbrella group that’s been based there since shortly after the 1979 revolution, he seemed to know exactly who Maryam Rajavi is. He praised Rajavi and her work several times in his speech, which he delivered as the prominent exile stood at his side. Before the speech, as he neared the end of a long line of attendees who stood in the rain to shake his hand, he turned to face Rajavi, smiled, and at approximately 1:02 minutes into the above video, folded at the waist and bowed solemnly. Rajavi, clothed head-to-toe in green, handed him a bouquet of flowers as the crowd cheered.

Of course Newt Gingrich did this. What’s more fascinating is how working journalist Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune found himself in such a position:

Late last month, syndicated columnist Clarence Page appeared at a rally in Paris in support of the Mujahadin-e Khalq (MEK), an Iranian group that has been lobbying Washington to be removed from the U.S. government’s list of designated foreign terrorist organizations.

Before a huge crowd waving portraits of MEK leaders Maryam and Massoud Rajavi as well as Iranian flags, Page called for the MEK to be removed from the official terrorist organization list.

Contacted about the appearance by ProPublica, Page said he has decided to give back his speaking fee for the event, as well as reimburse the cost of travel to and from France, which was paid for by a group called the Organizing Committee for Convention for Democracy in Iran.

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“I thought they were simply a group of Iranian exiles who were opposed to the regime in Tehran,” Page said. “I later found out they can be construed as a MEK front group, and I don’t think it’s worth it to my reputation to be perceived as a paid spokesman for any political cause.

The man who heard that a group called “the Organizing Committee for Convention for Democracy in Iran” would pay him and fly him to Paris to speak and didn’t think anything was suspicious thinks he has a reputation to maintain? Dear God.

[The Atlantic, ProPublica]

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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  • nounverb911

    Rep. Peter King (R-IRA)?

  • DrunkIrishman


  • nounverb911

    The enemy of my enemy is probably my enemy too, also?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Because it worked out so well with the Islamaniacs and the Russians in Afghanistan.

      Those kinky neocons love themselves a three-way clusterfuck.

  • edgydrifter

    How many times did Newt slip fnord into his speech?

    • Boojum

      Or roofies into her drink?

  • DinDCW4

    I can smell their underarms from here…

    • LionHeartSoyDog

      i don't 'get' the humor in racist comments, or the upfisting.

  • ChernobylSoup

    If Maryam Rajavi says Iran has WMDs and that the people of Iran will welcome her as a benevolent ruler after we invade, I say we take her up on it.

    • Crank_Tango

      After all, lightning doesn't strike the (pretty much) same place twice, now does it?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba
        • Crank_Tango

          Well I'm sure it doesn't strike the same place twice, twice.

  • Woodshedding

    mmpf. I can't stop chucking about "fathead."

    • anniegetyerfun

      Same here. I'm almost ashamed at how much I approve of that term.

    • Boojum

      If that head was actually filled with fat, burning it would warm the planet by at least 3 degrees.

    • Negropolis

      I honestly thought I was the only one. It's really straight-to-the-point, and Wonkette is usually more subtle than that, but there's just something about the word that made me laugh like I was back in elementary.

  • mrpuma2u

    Now if we can just round up some of the Shah's old dirty tricks boys, President Romney can start his administration's foreign policy program off with a bang!

  • Beetagger

    Newt's checkin out her hijab hooters.

    • Boojum

      Is that Islamic for "potato sack covered fun bags?"

  • SorosBot

    Real Americans don't speak with terrorists against the Iranian regime, a government we don't like! They sell weapons to that Iranian regime to fund other terrorists against governments we don't like.

  • nounverb911

    Is Maryam wife number 4 for Newt?

  • Schmannnity

    When do they fly Palin to Paris to call Ahmadinejad a dingbat?

    • nounverb911

      Paris, Texas?

  • Texan_Bulldog

    Don't know about Clarence Page's motives but I'm pretty sure Callista needed some new Tiffany's bling to help warm the depths of her cold, empty soul.

  • Estproph

    Newt is a traitor's idea of what a patriot looks like.

  • scvirginia

    I'm a little sad about Clarence Page- I didn't know he was a terrorist…

  • Callyson

    Why would Newt do this? Oh right…

    The MEK has spent millions of dollars on lobbyists, PR agents and communications firms to orchestrate an unprecedented political campaign to pressure its way off the terrorist list.


    Hey, those whore diamonds aren't cheap…

    • edgydrifter

      He isn't bowing to a lady, he's bowing to a hijab made of money.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Where the fark is Newton's American flag lapel pin!!//???111!!!!

  • rickmaci

    What is not to understand here? My terrorist enemy and my terrorist enemy's terrorist enemy are both my terrorist enemies.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Newt is the Ayatollah of the mighty dollah… where ever it is to be found.

  • BloviateMe

    Wonder which one would have the bigger cameltoe in a pair of JUICY sweatpants.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Newt: "Hey, hawtstuff!"

    Maryam Rajavi: "Really."

  • scvirginia

    Ryszard Kapuściński wrote an excellent book about Iran just before & during the revolution called 'Shah of Shahs'.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I remember "Shah of Shahs" — my grandmother loved Sid Caesar!

  • YouBetcha

    Imagine the outrage if the Kenyan Usurper ran off to Frogland to bow down to terrrrrists from one of those -istan ending countries. "President prostrates himself in front of Islamic terrorist, accepts bribe."

  • NYNYNYjr

    I'm pro-choice an everything, but I'd be kind of grossed out to say I've made my fortune by investing in fetus disposal… Romney was supposedly THE guy at Bain for that company and had over 2 million shares in it. I mean, geez, what if that was Barbara Boxer they'd call her Fetus Queen and protest her every appearance… right? Ick… Romney and his dirty abortion money.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Tyrannically_Joe

      Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of this particular line of attack coming from the Left; it's fine if the theocrats want to push it, because they hate modern medicine in its totality.

      But Stericycle does a pretty critical job for health care settings (disposing of sharps, expired medications, etc) and pushing the "aborted fetus company" line obscures that while reinforcing a pretty damned ugly anti-choice narrative at the same time.

      There's plenty of stuff about Bain that's ample ground to criticize Mittens, so I kinda wish we'd steer clear of attacking the fact that modern medicine (including abortions) creates icky medical waste, which is icky.

      • NYNYNYjr

        Thanks for the press release.

        • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Tyrannically_Joe

          Whatever. I work at a hospital. We use stericycle because fucking everybody uses stericycle. I just think it's a bad direction to go because it plays into some of the shittier anti-choice, anti-modern medicine talking points. Let the theocrats make that case if they want, they certainly have enough practice at it.

          • NYNYNYjr

            OK, I get you. The company's fine…I don't want Romney for president. I want this, which was his job, to be on him, and for the purists of anti-abortion to know it.

      • Negropolis

        You're a better person than I am, then. I'd be milking "dead baby disposal/baby corpse dispatcher" like there was no tomorrow if it kept the batshit crazy Republicans out of office. Sometimes, the ends do, indeed, justify the means. Sorry.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      The fun thing about this is watching his wingnuttiest supporters try to wrap their head around this in the run up to the election.

      Wingnut 1 – Oh dear lord…Romney invested in a company that disposes of fetuses?

      Wingnut 2 – Oh my, this doesn't fit within our ridged pro-life world view. What shall we do?

      Wingnut 1 – It is indeed a conundrum.

      Wingnut 2 – Wait, is Obama still a black man?

      Wingnut 1 – Why yes, he is!

      Wingnut 2 – Problem solved!!

      • NYNYNYjr

        I wonder….

  • elviouslyqueer

    I have a hard time believing that John Bolton is pro-anything-dealing-with-Iran that doesn't involve the words "carpet bombing the ragheads back to the Paleolithic Era."

    • scvirginia

      I believe the rag paper currency was American.

  • shortsandpants

    He gave the money back, but what did he do with the virgins?

    • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      He gave back 37 of the 72.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Were they still shrink wrapped?

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        They were self deported to Kolob.

        • EatFrankRich

          Utah? Is there another Kolob somewheres?

  • Rotundo_

    The next bunch of mujahideen (sp?) to pop up for support. I wonder if we will be bright enough to realize *this* time that while "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" one might not want to crawl into bed with them. No offense to hijab Hanna there in the blue…

  • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    See, this just proves how weak Obama is. He has Newt in Paris attending a terrorist camp, and yet he just lets him come back into the country. Do you think Dick Cheney would ever be so weak?

  • sullivanst

    The man who heard that a group called “the Organizing Committee for Convention for Democracy in Iran” would pay him and fly him to Paris to speak and didn’t think anyone else would think anything was suspicious thinks he has a reputation to maintain? Dear God.


  • Dashboard Buddha

    Apparently they dig Chinese prostitutes as well as Islamic terrorists.

    Classy group of people, this GOP.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      "I'm shocked, shocked, to find out there's prostitution going on in this establishment!"

      "Your rent boy, sir."

    • Boojum

      That's appropriate. It may explain why I read the banner on the picture as calling for their de-fisting.

  • Warpde

    Newt was not bowing at 1:02.
    He's just getting a better whiff of that Iranian Kush.

    Wife # 4?

    • http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

      Sister-wife #2. Maryam's cool w/ it, & Callista gets more Hoor Diamonds.

      No, on closer examination, Maryam looks to be too old to be Fathead's daughter. Automatic disqualification.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Hitler was born 100 years too early, I'm sure he would have had a laurel and a hearty handshake from today's GOP.

    • MosesInvests

      He had it from the GOP back then-the Dulles brothers, Nelson Rockafeller and especially Prescott Bush.

      • SorosBot

        Also Henry Ford and Charles Lindbergh.

        • MosesInvests

          I was just talking actual Republican politicians, but yeah, them too. True story-the prosecutor at the Nuremberg Trials asked the head of the Hitlerjugend what was his major ideological influence (expecting Mein Kampf). The answer? The Dearborn Independent, which he got from relatives living in America.

    • scvirginia

      Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tried to get 'em to join his Hitler fan club, but they don't read Farsi so good.

  • Beowoof

    Guess those interviews at CNN and MSNBC didn't work out for Newt.

  • Slim_Pickins

    ANy word on when Newt will return his fees and paid expenses, too, also?

    • Boojum

      When Satan wears skates.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Remember what a horrible embarrassment it was when the Black President literally SOLD the United States of America to Saudi Arabia when he bowed toward the Saudi king? This is different because Newt has no power or influence, I guess.

    • PubOption

      I seem to remember W making a public display of affection towards a Saudi prince.

      • Boojum

        That was just a little tongue action between bro's!

      • Negropolis

        I also remember when a certain president almost sold out the operation of our seaports to a foreign government, too.

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Tyrannically_Joe

    Bowing to heads of state: selling out America, to the terrorists.

    Bowing to terrorist cult leaders, for whom you are providing material support to? Pffft. Why do you love Iran so much?

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Unwanted extremists of dubious ethics, rejected by the mainstream in their native countries, gotta stick together.

  • anniegetyerfun

    To be fair to Newt, he might have been told that the good lady didn't shake hands because of Islamic gender laws. They wouldn't HAVE to go so far as to tell him that no one wants to touch his sweaty, pasty white hands.

  • Antispandex

    Hummm…hijab wearing women and a group of Mujahadin…how could we POSSIBLY go wrong supporting them?

    A little OT perhaps, but I thought republicans, especially Republicans, were not supposed to bow to foreign dignitaries. Or is that yet another old practice they have abandoned..along with critical thinking, &c?

    • SorosBot

      No, Republicans have bowed to foreign dignitaries when appropriate; it's just bad for a black Democratic president to do so for some reason.

  • scvirginia

    Interesting to see the bipartisan coalition trying to get Hillary to rescind the terrorism designation dating from her husband's presidency…

  • Tundra Grifter

    So this group only hired Ole Newt to speak to them, right?

    He didn't promise to do any lobbying, or influence peddling, or other assistance in getting off the terrorist roster?

    Did he?

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Tyrannically_Joe

      They hired him as a historical consultant, which is totally different, of course.

    • shortsandpants

      Given his long career as an institutional shithead, nobody can really question Newt's ability to get off, me thinks.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        Neither can his mistresses.

  • arihaya

    are you sure Maryam Rajavi is not Chalabi in a drag?

    • PubOption

      She could even be Ahmadinejad in drag. I wouldn't recognize him without the beard.

  • ttommyunger

    So, Page reportedly returned his $20K speaking fee. Newtie probably doesn't fart in public for that kind of money, so when will he be returning his fee? Is the weatherman calling for snow in Hell?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    When Newt Gingrich arrived in Paris last week


  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    “I thought they were simply a group of Iranian exiles who were opposed to the regime in Tehran,” Page said.

    Clarence Page is a long time reporter, columnist, editor and now editorial board member of the Chicago Tribune so naturally it wouldn't occur to him to make a few phone calls or even ask some "sources" about the MEK before he flew to Paris.

    The Trib hasn't ever bothered with that kind of stuff going back to the days of Colonel McCormick.

  • Negropolis

    All of them, Katie. Whores, the lot of them.

    BTW, Clarence Page has always reminded me of a low-rent Bill Cosby aprpos of nothing.

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Anything that John Bolton vouches for must be good

  • barto

    In Page's defense, the google is inoperable in Iran, after all.

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    He BOWED??!!

  • DahBoner

    If you guys could just bomb America and help get a Republican elected, we'll give you some arms and even throw in some coke and a night on the town with Snowy Owl, over there..