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Very Self-Aware Grandma Grifter Sarah Palin Calls Nancy Pelosi ‘Dingbat’

Everyone RELAX because Sarah Palin has officially weighed in on our freedom, and how it has been taken away by the Supreme Court and Obamacare. Here she is on Fox News with Sean Hannity, discussing how all hell will break loose now that we can ALL BUY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM A CORPORATION, oh NOES, it’s like we woke up and became European, only without the amazing food. And how this is all Nancy Pelosi’s fault because she is a “dingbat.”

Sean Hannity opens by claiming this is the biggest tax increase in history (it’s not), and then he somehow links this lie to another affront on our freedom, namely the fact that the Bush tax cuts won’t be extended again (fingers crossed!). And then he asks Sarah Palin her sage advice on how the Romney Campaign should deal with these issues. Sarah Palin says reallllll slow-like, “Well first off, Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT and she is the perfect spokesman for the far left agenda.” How’s THAT for specific advice? BOO-YAH!

[Fox News]

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320 comments

      1. OldWhiteLies

        The Moose unioned up and told her to go fuck herself. They are currently seeking a restraining order.

        1. tessiee

          Oh, she's *darling*!
          I think I can speak for everyone when I say we're all praying for you — except the atheists, who are keeping our fingers crossed for you (and your daughters, and the grandbabbies).

    1. LizzyBorden1

      Okay, I am a middle age mom of 3. I just want to shove my (overgrown) quiff in her mouth to shut her up. And I'm hetrosexual ( well at least 80%).

  1. DrunkIrishman

    Sarah Palin calling anyone a dingbat is like Kevin James railing on someone for being fat. She's so vapid and brainless that NASA wants to use her fucking head as a wind tunnel.

    I've heard more intelligent things come out of the mouth of a person in a vegetative state. Terri Schiavo, back when she was essentially only alive because of a batch of tubes, had an infinite amount more brain capacity than this twit from Wasilla.

    It's sad that, when you get down to it, Snooki has more smarts than anything Palin can produce. She's the epitome of idiocy – the Queen of Stupid. A unicorn fucking a leprechaun on the surface of the sun makes more sense than this bitch.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      Kevin James would never pick on fat people. Because he's a good human being.

      Well, better than Sarah. I know, low bar.

    2. JustPixelz

      "She's so vapid and brainless that NASA wants to use her fucking head as a wind tunnel."

      NASA want to use her to test the effect of weightlessness on weightlessness.

      - fixed

  2. FakaktaSouth

    These two particular fuckwits sitting around talking about how dumb people are – that should cause some kind of black hole or something, no? It sure as hell would if I were God.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        Yes, it's all yours of course, just add "nothing left but the burnt out smudge where the dumbfuckery used to be" to the shit to do while smiting list. Thank you in advance.

        1. MittBorg

          Oh, thank you! I have a smiting list that's a couple of miles long, and I can't WAIT to get STARTED!!! Geeze, maybe I should cut down on the caffeine.

          1. MittBorg

            "And so he said to the other knights,
            "You may have my possessions and my goods
            For I am moving to Shaker Heights
            Where I've got some connections in dry goods."

            Who is this mysterious Italian lady that has such yiddischkeit and also listens to My Son, The Folk Singer?

        1. MittBorg

          My dear friend, I am not above bribing voters, and Moon Pie trees is, well, a hella lot better than buckets of dumbfuckery.

    1. DrunkIrishman

      If you were God and looked like your avatar, I would totally be more into the Bible. A lot more.

      What I'm trying to say is that I'd totally masturbate to God if he looked like that.

      1. MittBorg

        Oh, hell, if God looked like Fakakta's av, every fucking man on the planet (and quite a few of the women) would be praying ALLA time.

  3. ElPinche

    Is it pajama pundit Monday at FoxNews? I wonder if those silk pink PJs were complimentary RNC?

      1. NorthStarSpanx

        You need to be more self-aware than Sarah Palin to 'know one.' Valley Trash aren't that perceptive.

      1. tessiee

        I think Silvio on "The Sopranos" should be the Red Queen, since they have the exact same facial expression — but yours is good, too.

  4. Callyson

    So sick of these assholes calling it the "Democrat Party." Must get into the habit of calling theirs the Repub Party.

    Or, I could just be direct and call them "those idiots and assholes." Yeah, I'll go with that idea…

      1. Chet Kincaid

        They love that it bugs us, and none of those "Democrat" rejoinders work. We should just embrace "Democrat Party" and let them suck on that.

          1. rickmaci

            Not to worry, it will pass as soon as the Rethugs start to ratchet up on their next brain fart.

          2. Jus_Wonderin

            We would be paying plenty for advice like that. But, can I still lay on the couch with my box of tissues, Doctor?

        1. Callyson

          Now that you mention it, it does irritate them that we've gone with calling HCR Obamacare…

        1. NorthStarSpanx

          It hasn't stuck. She tried it over and over in 2008 and thought she was so clever. You could see her literally patting herself on the back every time she said it.

          But it was about as effective a re-brand as saying Troopergate was "Tasergate."

  5. Baconzgood

    Sarah Palin on Fox News with Sean Hannity, that's a dingbat perpetual motion machine.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Throw in one of the Faux Newsbabes, and you might have a 100 IQ in total.

      One of the smarter newsbabes, obvs.

  6. nonbeliever7

    Just another sad attempt to stay relevant. Oh, and the same goes for that whiny broad… whoever she is.

      1. Geminisunmars

        Ooooh, I didn't know that word. And what a perfect application. Thank you, Booj

  7. anniegetyerfun

    Woah, that is a nasty-ass wig she's wearing. And her hairpieces have always been so tasteful in the past. Well, OK, not tasteful, but at least brushed.

    1. Veritas78

      Yeah, that wig wuz rode hard and put up wet, awright.

      Prolly got some DNA on it, too.

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        Only problem is getting Glenn off his own junk.

        Edit: (better): Only problem is they'd bump heads.

      1. shortsandpants

        Blah blah "TRIPP," fine. And here I thought Penguin was going to publish that comment.

  8. Texan_Bulldog

    Even though she's about 80, Nancy Pelosi could beat the shit out of Snowbilly with one expertly crafted Italian leather pump. And I would do just about anything to see that happen.

    1. glasspusher

      Word on that. My money would be on Nancy every time. It would be like the Tyson fights of old.

    2. tessiee

      An acquaintance of mine got into an argument with two other guys in a bar. He finally said, "Shaddup, or I'll hit YOU with HIM!" Nancy would pick up Silly Sarah by the ankles and beat Boner to death with her.

  9. YasserArraFeck

    Yeah, well, the "dingbat" is a former/future Speaker of the House (and the first female Speaker ever) and you're a has-been (and always will be) grifter. How d'you like them fuckin' apples?

    1. Boojum

      What happed to the idea of "meritocracy," i.e., the reason Sarah is a failure at everything is that she is chock full o' fail?

  10. Goonemeritus

    Even Republican strategists wants her to go away. At this point Hannity is kind of going rouge. Every time some barely decipherable utterance issues from her mouth David Brooks kills a kitten to try to calm himself.

    1. SoBeach

      They keep Palin and Hannity around because they appeal to the belligerent morons who find Bill O'Reilly too intellectual and civil. It's all about the big tent.

    1. BoatOfVelociraptors

      Seriously, it's July. They have roughly 21 hours of sunlight a day, depending on your definition of sunlight.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Oh, so tempting. To throw her in the Large Hadron Collider just to see what happens.

    2. sullivanst

      Lies!

      Sarah Palin never gave any political analysis weight, and there's nothing at all Godly about her.

  11. Generation[redacted]

    In other news, the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to the movie "Ass."

    We now return to the hit TV show, "Ow My Balls."

    1. tessiee

      "In other news, the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to the movie "Ass." "

      the best part was when it farted. It works on so many levels!

  12. fartknocker

    If Sarah wants to see a true dingbat, she can sit in her Wasilla compound and watch her daughter on prime time tee-vee. That's your spawn honey, not mine.

    1. GhostBuggy

      Yeah, and I bet she never even used her political campaign as a way to snag a bunch of free shit for her dumb family! What a dingbat!

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Wouldn't we be mean if we described it to you in detail. We are NOT that mean though.

  13. Halloween Jack

    The funniest thing about this is how she's sitting in front of a cityscape, as if she's broadcasting from a studio high above downtown Los Angeles instead of her backyard studio in North Dogpatch, wearing what looks like a satin pajama top and the same slightly poleaxed expression that she's had her entire life.

    1. tessiee

      yeah, you'd think a Reel Amurrkin wouldn't be caught dead in a city, because of all the blahs and homos and books that aren't the Bible, and like, knowledge, and stuff.

      1. MittBorg

        Don't forget all those loose whore-wimminz with their birf control that they want TAXPAYERS to pay for but won't give us the sex tapes for a cheap thrill.

  14. fawkedifiknow

    I'd feel a helluva lot more confident about Obama winning in the fall if Sarah would get more vocal and four-square behind Romney. Her hesitation is only helping Mittens.

  15. Schmannnity

    Her uninsured relatives still get medical care at the ER when their meth labs blow up.

  16. MittBorg

    This woman has nothing of interest value to say. All she does is function as a sluice for the white-hot hatred of millions of ignorant, prejudiced morons who wouldn't know a fact if it climbed up their arse and pinched their aft cheek.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      I can hear the futile protests of facts the world over. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    2. tessiee

      "a sluice for the white-hot hatred of millions of ignorant, prejudiced morons who wouldn't know a fact if it climbed up their arse and pinched their aft cheek."

      Somewhere, Andrew Dice Clay is telling the bartender that HE thought of it first.

  17. BloviateMe

    I bet "dingbat" is written on her hand. Those two syllable words are hard to remember.

  18. SheriffRoscoe

    Nancy Pelosi is just cold embarrassing the democrat party. How pathetic. I mean, to embarrass your own party, right, Sean?

  19. elviouslyqueer

    I categorically refuse to listen to a single nanosecond of that screeching batshit harpy. And that goes double for Sarah.

    1. tessiee

      Patton Oswalt has a story about how one of his managers not only stiffed him on getting paid, but stiffed the hotel where he was staying, so that they locked the room with all his stuff in it. He concluded by saying that for once, not only did he not CARE what somebody else thought of him — but that the manager was such an amoral and thoroughly unacceptable person, that if he DID like Patton, it would actually hurt Patton's self-esteem.

  20. Wilcoxyz

    She didn't suggest she's available to help the Romney ticket in a way that she has relevant experience helping a GOP ticket??? Wink, wink. WTF, Sarah. You're not even trying.

    1. sullivanst

      Why would she want to have to do all that work again when she can roll out of bed and do a paid appearance for Fox in her PJs instead?

      1. Dashboard Buddha

        I thought the same thing and I wondered, what does Sarah have to do with an outdated form of video?

  21. rickmaci

    Damn, she looks like she has been hitting the hair color bottle real hard. Wonder if Sarass and Mittinez use the same color? Nothing more laughable than a grandmother or a grandfather coloring their hair.

      1. tessiee

        In the only clever statement Gerald Ford ever made: "Ronnie doesn't dye his hair. He's just prematurely orange".

      1. not that Radio

        I know. I was totally beside myself when I worked the puzzle that day. I ran around the office like an excited child, showing anyone who would look. "OMG OMG OMG"

  22. MittBorg

    Fact: For the first time this year, Sarah Palin made less money than she spent. Perhaps there's hope that this vile harpy will soon fade into a bad memory. Notice she's had elocution lessons. Less the nails on blackboard voice, she's actually trying to enunciate instead of mushmouthin'.

        1. not that Radio

          Hey — I see you've waded in over at speakerblog. Quite a mess we created. You should hear what Publius is saying about me.

          1. sullivanst

            I thought it was quite amusing how confused he (I feel safe in assuming maleness) was by the "John Boehner Libel!" comment.

            Poor thing's brain would be completely and utterly scrambled if he ever stumbled into our comments section.

          2. viennawoods13

            Including my favorite:
            "But I also feel sorry for you that you don’t have the testicular fortitude to come to this forum and use your own name." says Publius. Cause yeah, that's HIS real name.

          3. not that Radio

            "I am not commenting on my identity. For a variety of private, family, and professional reasons, I write under a psuedonym. If I wanted to publicly disclose my name, I would do so. "

            -Publius, quoted in The Outing of Publius

          4. tessiee

            Not only is that not his real name, it's not even a person. It's a franchise, like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Milli Vanilli.

    1. sullivanst

      I noticed she was speaking … very … slowly … so … the … moron … on … the … left … half … of … the … screen … could … keep … up

        1. Geminisunmars

          I forced myself to listen, and noticed that I didn't have to puke into the wastebasket next to my desk, so I do believe you are on to something.

          1. not that Radio

            Meryl Streep learned to do German with a Polish accent in less time that it will have taken Sarah to do English with an American accent.

          2. MittBorg

            Oh, no, she needs moola NOW. She's not a long-term thinker (or she wouldn't have burned so many bridges and made so many enemies politically), and she's not about to invest in elocution lessons for a distant payoff. Something's going on, and my sixth sense is itching like a bugger. I suspect we're in for some news soon.

    2. tessiee

      "Notice she's had elocution lessons."

      Ha ha, nice try, but I still didn't play the video.
      I'm not disputing your statement, exactly, just pointing out that a) using proper elocution, b) using big words like "elocution", and c) any kind of lessons, are for East Coast eleeeeetists.

      1. MittBorg

        I just can't get you to do ANYthing, can I? (Opens Manipulating Others For Fun And Profit, For Dummies," goes back to reading.)

  23. CommieLibunatic

    I just thought yesterday about how nice it is that she slipped into irrelevance and quieted down. Sorry for jinxing it, everyone.

  24. Rosie_Scenario

    Sarah Palin is looking more and more like Peggy Hill, but without the intellectual heft.

  25. MarionNYNY

    I like the way she over enunciates when she starts up. Like someone told her speaking slowly would give her gravitas, which Nancy Pelosi has more of in a fingernail.

  26. glamourdammerung

    Why are we supposed to care about the vapid "opinions" of one of those reality television idiots? After all, Republicans are constantly screaming about how celebrities are not supposed to say their political opinions.

  27. Jus_Wonderin

    I'd really like to edit that video. Needs more "True Blood" vampire death FX.

  28. rickmaci

    Does anyone else see the irony in this screen cap: the crawl at the bottom warning about media consolidation with the mugs of these two looneytard blowholes above and all of this captured from FuxNews?

  29. owhatever

    More blather from the quitter former half-term governor of Alaska and epic fail vice presidential candidate. May the Moose of Summer shit on her head again.

  30. Eve8Apples

    Nancy Pelosi has the balls to complete 25 years of service in the House of Representatives and never backed down no matter now much vile shit was thrown at her.

    Little Caribou Barbie couldn't even complete one term as governor of a state with a smaller population than Nancy's Congressional District.

    1. Butch_Wagstaff

      Not to mention that Sarah, while guv, said to an aide that she hated the "damn job."
      Umm…"…allegedly said…" that is.
      Yeah, allegedly.

  31. prommie

    Why I do beleive Sarah came down with plastic surgery envy and got her throat wattles pulled up and her chin apparently got the "Full Leno" treatment. She looks more obstreperously stupid than ever, just boldly and proudly full of shit.

  32. DinDCW4

    She's so purty. She haddn't looked so purty 'ceptin' that time the turkey wuz a-ground up ahind her. She's purty.

  33. Dashboard Buddha

    Sarah saying that Nancy is a dingbat is like Hitler saying Himmler is a jew hater. (I'm not sure if that works. Can someone page quality control?)

  34. DahBoner

    I don't want to buy healthcare from a CORPORATION.

    I want to be able to buy my healthcare from a CHURCH.

    You know, some church with SCIENCE in their name…

  35. Antispandex

    That's one gutsy bitch. As I said before, no shame, none. It is almost as if she were the sole possessor of this trait…until you see Fox and Friends. Then you begin to understand the pathology.

  36. Eve8Apples

    Scientists are expected to announce they've discovered the God Particle.

    At Wonkette, we've discovered the Stupid Particle.

  37. BoroPrimorac

    Looks like the smartenin' up classes everyone said would make her a player in national politics didn't stick.

  38. Tundra Grifter

    Duh Gov'Nuh is just phoning it in. She said nothing there she couldn't (or wouldn't) have said before Mrs. Pelosi spoke.

    Sadly, it reminds me of the time Kenny Stabler went on the air and discussed a football game he obviously hadn't watched.

  39. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    What everyone seems to be missing is the hard questioning she is getting from Sean Hannity, who wouldn't stand for her throwing out a meaningless personal attack like that.

  40. carlgt1

    The hatred for Pelosi is amazing, she's the top "Emmanuel Goldstein" for the Repugs. I doubt any of them can even name five things that she did that's so bad, especially when compared to Repug crooks & liars like Issa & Boehner & McConnell.

  41. chascates

    Bristol's Lifetime show is tanking so perhaps mother and daughter will try a 'Joan and Melissa Rivers'-style act. Bristol can giggle when Palin says 'dingbat' or some such.

  42. moseyon

    When Alan Grayson called Palin a wild Alaskan dingbat.
    Sarah said, Wow, I must remember that line about dingbats.
    I'll write it on my hand, and use it on someone after they have forgotten Alan Grayson called me that. She kept it for poor old Nancy.

  43. telecustom1972

    Cut her some slack. Sarah hasn't been the same since Glen Rice "f''-ed her brains out in '86

  44. PubOption

    In the real world, more democrats are concerned about the right wing of the party being the source of policy, rather than the left wing.

  45. BARNETT7563

    These Idiots on Fox News were never as popular before Obama. They should all kiss his Ass one day and say thank you. You made us rich

  46. tessiee

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Somebody needs to get this dizzy bitch a vibrator.

      1. radio-of-owls

        Their debut, Down the Mammary Hole flew off the charts, nesting at #1 for two entire gestation cycles!

  47. Negropolis

    Project much, Sarah?

    Well, a grifters got to grift, bless her heart. That said, Sarah Palin is why America can't have nice things. She's the reason we have to cover our proverbial couches in plastic.

  48. Negropolis

    …it’s like we woke up and became European, only without the amazing food.

    I take it you've never had a British pizza. My bad, though, because they'll tell you that they aren't part of Europe, anyway.

    1. MittBorg

      Ever have a typical "Full English" brekky? Srsly, no wonder people in that country look like they do. They can't possibly shit more than once a week. The whole fucking NATION is constipated.

  49. gingerland62

    Now that I am middle aged i can't say there are any women besides Sarah Palin that make me want to kick their ass. I haven't been in a fight since I was 17, but I am sure I could beat the snot out of her. That and the hardening of Scalia's arteries are my two fantasies.

    1. MittBorg

      Fat Tony's arteries are harder than Dick Cheney's artificial heart, already. And if you will kick Palin's worthless ass, I'll sell tickets.

  50. valthemus

    Republicans are willing to throw civility out the window at this point because they are so supremely confident that they will be the winners of any serious rhetorical pissing match that results. Let's let them keep thinking that. For a while. And then crush them like cockroaches.

  51. 69WideStance

    I'm sure there's some reason that "Democrat Party" is supposed to be an insult, but who cares?

  52. nancyc1963

    Seriously….Snow Snooki calling someone else a dingbat? Whatever it takes to make yourself feel better, I guess. The grifta from wasilla isn't fit to wash Nancy Pelosi's unmentionables.

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