CATFIGHT  3:30 pm July 2, 2012

Very Self-Aware Grandma Grifter Sarah Palin Calls Nancy Pelosi ‘Dingbat’

by Kris E. Benson

Everyone RELAX because Sarah Palin has officially weighed in on our freedom, and how it has been taken away by the Supreme Court and Obamacare. Here she is on Fox News with Sean Hannity, discussing how all hell will break loose now that we can ALL BUY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM A CORPORATION, oh NOES, it’s like we woke up and became European, only without the amazing food. And how this is all Nancy Pelosi’s fault because she is a “dingbat.”

Sean Hannity opens by claiming this is the biggest tax increase in history (it’s not), and then he somehow links this lie to another affront on our freedom, namely the fact that the Bush tax cuts won’t be extended again (fingers crossed!). And then he asks Sarah Palin her sage advice on how the Romney Campaign should deal with these issues. Sarah Palin says reallllll slow-like, “Well first off, Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT and she is the perfect spokesman for the far left agenda.” How’s THAT for specific advice? BOO-YAH!

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Barb July 2, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Oh Sarah, fuck you and the moose you rode in on.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I think you got that the other way round: the moose rode her.

OldWhiteLies July 2, 2012 at 3:46 pm

The Moose unioned up and told her to go fuck herself. They are currently seeking a restraining order.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I see the source of confusion here.

Sarah is the moose.

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Moose Dressage is very therapeutic! It helps with her Dingbats.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Moose dancing is serious business!

A mØØse bit my sister vunce…

glasspusher July 2, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti…

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I assume it's Tawd breathing heavily behind the camera…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuXdtzZbNo

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 4:08 pm

He's fluffing the moose

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:17 pm

hi Barb. I haven't been around much, but I did notice that your granddaughter had a heart transplant (!!!!!) How is everybody doing?

Barb July 2, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Here ya go, Star. http://yfrog.com/nqowj

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Oh, she's *darling*!
I think I can speak for everyone when I say we're all praying for you — except the atheists, who are keeping our fingers crossed for you (and your daughters, and the grandbabbies).

ibwilliamsi July 3, 2012 at 12:58 am

Count me amongst the toes crossed!

UW8316154 July 3, 2012 at 12:12 am

Very sweet! Sending positive power packets to you and Mina.

WhatTheHeck July 2, 2012 at 4:20 pm

moose no likey surveyors mark season.

Biff July 2, 2012 at 5:05 pm

My gawd, that's Moose Turd Pie!

It's good, though!

Warpde July 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm

But she did fuck the moose she rode in on.
….Oh, my bad…
God damn dyslexia.

LizzyBorden1 July 3, 2012 at 9:35 am

Okay, I am a middle age mom of 3. I just want to shove my (overgrown) quiff in her mouth to shut her up. And I'm hetrosexual ( well at least 80%).

DrunkIrishman July 2, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Sarah Palin calling anyone a dingbat is like Kevin James railing on someone for being fat. She's so vapid and brainless that NASA wants to use her fucking head as a wind tunnel.

I've heard more intelligent things come out of the mouth of a person in a vegetative state. Terri Schiavo, back when she was essentially only alive because of a batch of tubes, had an infinite amount more brain capacity than this twit from Wasilla.

It's sad that, when you get down to it, Snooki has more smarts than anything Palin can produce. She's the epitome of idiocy – the Queen of Stupid. A unicorn fucking a leprechaun on the surface of the sun makes more sense than this bitch.

anteater July 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Ok, the unicorn line may be one of the best things ever written, Faulkner? bah!

Boojum July 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Cryptozoology libel!

anniegetyerfun July 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Kevin James would never pick on fat people. Because he's a good human being.

Well, better than Sarah. I know, low bar.

JustPixelz July 2, 2012 at 5:36 pm

"She's so vapid and brainless that NASA wants to use her fucking head as a wind tunnel."

NASA want to use her to test the effect of weightlessness on weightlessness.

- fixed

Biel_ze_Bubba July 3, 2012 at 8:49 am

Wind tunnel, or vaccum chamber? NASA can't have it both ways.

FakaktaSouth July 2, 2012 at 3:35 pm

These two particular fuckwits sitting around talking about how dumb people are – that should cause some kind of black hole or something, no? It sure as hell would if I were God.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Wait, you're voting for ME to be God, remember? I'm running. Can I count on your vote?

(I'll give ya anything you want.)

FakaktaSouth July 2, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Yes, it's all yours of course, just add "nothing left but the burnt out smudge where the dumbfuckery used to be" to the shit to do while smiting list. Thank you in advance.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Oh, thank you! I have a smiting list that's a couple of miles long, and I can't WAIT to get STARTED!!! Geeze, maybe I should cut down on the caffeine.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 10:55 pm

"I wish I could kick the habit and give up smoting for good" — Allan Sherman

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I will defs vote for you, love!

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Thank you, sweetpea! (hugs the girl)

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

hugs teh Z Back.

Butch_Wagstaff July 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Please consider me for a Cabinet position.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Chief High Smiter?

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:15 am

I'll vote for you, but you have to promise me you'll make Moon Pie trees.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:44 pm

My dear friend, I am not above bribing voters, and Moon Pie trees is, well, a hella lot better than buckets of dumbfuckery.

DrunkIrishman July 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm

If you were God and looked like your avatar, I would totally be more into the Bible. A lot more.

What I'm trying to say is that I'd totally masturbate to God if he looked like that.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Oh, hell, if God looked like Fakakta's av, every fucking man on the planet (and quite a few of the women) would be praying ALLA time.

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 10:20 pm

On our knees.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Are we quite certain that that's not her actual picture?

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Nope. We're trying to lure her into a PIX OR GTFO moment.

Come here a minute July 2, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Pot calls kettle blah.

SorosBot July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Except in this case, it's the pot calling the salt or milk black.

prommie July 2, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Aren't you?

ElPinche July 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Is it pajama pundit Monday at FoxNews? I wonder if those silk pink PJs were complimentary RNC?

scvirginia July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

From the Log Cabin folks?

mbobier July 2, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Looks like a prom dress to me…..

nounverb911 July 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Takes one to know one.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Or to imagine someone who isn't one, is.

NorthStarSpanx July 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

You need to be more self-aware than Sarah Palin to 'know one.' Valley Trash aren't that perceptive.

Barb July 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Sarah Palin, Speaker of the House of Cards.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Red Queen

Barb July 2, 2012 at 3:42 pm

More like "Joker"

scvirginia July 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Only Jokers have value, right?

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:17 am

Heath Ledger libel!

glasspusher July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

grifting to stay in place?

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I dunno. I guess I'll go ask Alice…

glasspusher July 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm

All the young girls love Alice…

Boojum July 2, 2012 at 4:03 pm

You better look down the rabbit hole.

Butch_Wagstaff July 2, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Sarah has to run her mouth twice as fast to get nowhere.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 10:58 pm

I think Silvio on "The Sopranos" should be the Red Queen, since they have the exact same facial expression — but yours is good, too.

Gunner Asch July 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

It may seem so; I couldn't possibly comment.

Callyson July 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm

So sick of these assholes calling it the "Democrat Party." Must get into the habit of calling theirs the Repub Party.

Or, I could just be direct and call them "those idiots and assholes." Yeah, I'll go with that idea…

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Repig.
Repug.
Repuglycunts
Rethugs
Gross Old Perverts

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm

They love that it bugs us, and none of those "Democrat" rejoinders work. We should just embrace "Democrat Party" and let them suck on that.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm

More sensible solution, for sure. We can only control our reaction to others.

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Did I say something sensible? God, I'm slipping.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm

We would be paying plenty for advice like that. But, can I still lay on the couch with my box of tissues, Doctor?

Callyson July 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Now that you mention it, it does irritate them that we've gone with calling HCR Obamacare…

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm

That worked out well, din't it?

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Actually, "Teabag Party" is the best comeback, and we know that they hate it when we say it!

NorthStarSpanx July 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm

It hasn't stuck. She tried it over and over in 2008 and thought she was so clever. You could see her literally patting herself on the back every time she said it.

But it was about as effective a re-brand as saying Troopergate was "Tasergate."

Baconzgood July 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Sarah Palin on Fox News with Sean Hannity, that's a dingbat perpetual motion machine.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Throw in one of the Faux Newsbabes, and you might have a 100 IQ in total.

One of the smarter newsbabes, obvs.

nonbeliever7 July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Just another sad attempt to stay relevant. Oh, and the same goes for that whiny broad… whoever she is.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 2, 2012 at 5:58 pm

"stay"?

nonbeliever7 July 2, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Damn good point bubz.

Estproph July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

By Palin's logic I would guess that Pelosi is also an Alaskan.

littlebigdaddy July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Sarah P's a wingbat.

Boojum July 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Whinge bat, more like it.

Geminisunmars July 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Ooooh, I didn't know that word. And what a perfect application. Thank you, Booj

trampndirtdown July 2, 2012 at 10:29 pm

I like your new dog.

Geminisunmars July 3, 2012 at 11:44 am

Thank you trampn. I drew it myself.

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I love it!

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:20 am

Loonbat.

anniegetyerfun July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Woah, that is a nasty-ass wig she's wearing. And her hairpieces have always been so tasteful in the past. Well, OK, not tasteful, but at least brushed.

widestanceromance July 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm

From what wig cemetery did she dig those up?

rickmaci July 2, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Jeebuz, Never occurred to me that Medusa was sporting a wig.

Eve8Apples July 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm

That must be the new Kardashian wig weave available at Sears.

Butch_Wagstaff July 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I guess Todd no longer needed it for their role-playing.

viennawoods13 July 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Eye bleach! STAT!

Veritas78 July 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Yeah, that wig wuz rode hard and put up wet, awright.

Prolly got some DNA on it, too.

UW8316154 July 3, 2012 at 12:15 am

Check out her prominent "throat lines", too –

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Why would God give Hannity dick sucking lips and such a small mouth?

bumfug July 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Because the only dicks he sucks are republican.

widestanceromance July 2, 2012 at 3:49 pm

He only gets paid in tips.

chicken_thief July 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm

On the flip side, we know Sarah can handle Glenn's junk.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Only problem is getting Glenn off his own junk.

Edit: (better): Only problem is they'd bump heads.

HogeyeGrex July 2, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Rupert. Murdoch.

shortsandpants July 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

"Life's a Trip!"

… and that woman is tripping balls.

chicken_thief July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

"… a Trip"

Which Palin kid is that?

shortsandpants July 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Blah blah "TRIPP," fine. And here I thought Penguin was going to publish that comment.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm

She just get out of the hot tub to do this interview?

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I simply do not care for that imagery.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

She bathed in the blood of 300 virgins.

OK, they were from Wasilla so they were nine, but you get my drift.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 4:10 pm

They'd have to be nine to be a virgin in Wasilla.

Dashboard Buddha July 2, 2012 at 4:15 pm

SNAP

doloras July 2, 2012 at 6:44 pm

And able to run faster than their uncle.

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm

There are nine virgins in Wasilla?

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:22 am

Hell, there are more than nine people in Wasilly?

Texan_Bulldog July 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Even though she's about 80, Nancy Pelosi could beat the shit out of Snowbilly with one expertly crafted Italian leather pump. And I would do just about anything to see that happen.

glasspusher July 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Word on that. My money would be on Nancy every time. It would be like the Tyson fights of old.

GunToting[Redacted] July 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Nancy SMASH!

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:06 pm

An acquaintance of mine got into an argument with two other guys in a bar. He finally said, "Shaddup, or I'll hit YOU with HIM!" Nancy would pick up Silly Sarah by the ankles and beat Boner to death with her.

RayneMan July 2, 2012 at 11:50 pm

..and he would cry. Oh wait, has he ever stopped crying?

YasserArraFeck July 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Yeah, well, the "dingbat" is a former/future Speaker of the House (and the first female Speaker ever) and you're a has-been (and always will be) grifter. How d'you like them fuckin' apples?

Boojum July 2, 2012 at 4:06 pm

What happed to the idea of "meritocracy," i.e., the reason Sarah is a failure at everything is that she is chock full o' fail?

Tundra Grifter July 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

YAF: You write "grifter" like it's a bad thing.

bumfug July 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Where are those death panels when we need them?

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm

"Squawk squawk dingbat Democrat party squawk Democrat party squawk Democrat party."

hollywooddood July 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm

"Democrat Party"

Drink!

Goonemeritus July 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Even Republican strategists wants her to go away. At this point Hannity is kind of going rouge. Every time some barely decipherable utterance issues from her mouth David Brooks kills a kitten to try to calm himself.

SoBeach July 2, 2012 at 4:20 pm

They keep Palin and Hannity around because they appeal to the belligerent morons who find Bill O'Reilly too intellectual and civil. It's all about the big tent.

rocktonsam July 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

$arah, its 2: 30 central time.Are any of your kids knocked up?

chicken_thief July 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

It's still early in Alaska – don't "x" off the day just yet.

elviouslyqueer July 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Desperately needed "All of them, Katie" response is desperately needed.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Seriously, it's July. They have roughly 21 hours of sunlight a day, depending on your definition of sunlight.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:20 pm

$arah, its 2: 30 central time.Are any ^^ more ^^ of your kids knocked up ^^ YET ^^ ?

Whadya think?

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:25 am

Burn!

I laughed so very hard at this. lol

Wadisay July 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Sarah Palin: The Higgs Boson of political analysis.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Oh, so tempting. To throw her in the Large Hadron Collider just to see what happens.

Dashboard Buddha July 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm

She'd climb in willingly thinking it was Todd's Hard-on Collider.

Veritas78 July 2, 2012 at 9:11 pm

My guess is she hasn't seen that in a while.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

She's more like a DUH!son…

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

She gets her D'Oh!s on.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Lies!

Sarah Palin never gave any political analysis weight, and there's nothing at all Godly about her.

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Oh really? Then why is it everytime I see her on the TV, I mutter "Oh Lord!"

elviouslyqueer July 2, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Mine is usually "Goddammit! Shut the fuck up, you cunt."

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Mine is "Where's the fucking clicker? Quick!" But then, I'm an atheist, so…

Nostrildamus July 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Quantum of Clueless

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 4:03 pm

That took a moment. Shame on me.

Boojum July 2, 2012 at 4:07 pm

She is like a vector boson in relativistic gauge theory, i.e., naively massless.

Chet Kincaid July 2, 2012 at 4:07 pm

The Pig/Bison of political analysis, also.

EDIT: Pig Bosom works even better.

Veritas78 July 2, 2012 at 9:13 pm

The one with lipstick. That one.

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

She's got strangeness, but no charm.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Some quark.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Pig libel!

BoatOfVelociraptors July 2, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Top or bottom?

Schmannnity July 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

15 minutes of fame is now 15 years of shame.

Generation[redacted] July 2, 2012 at 3:41 pm

In other news, the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to the movie "Ass."

We now return to the hit TV show, "Ow My Balls."

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Yeah, she's the Queen of the Idiocracy, alright.

BklynE July 2, 2012 at 5:10 pm

"There are 9,726 listings for 'Sno-masheen'."

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:14 pm

"In other news, the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to the movie "Ass." "

the best part was when it farted. It works on so many levels!

fartknocker July 2, 2012 at 3:41 pm

If Sarah wants to see a true dingbat, she can sit in her Wasilla compound and watch her daughter on prime time tee-vee. That's your spawn honey, not mine.

Nostrildamus July 2, 2012 at 3:41 pm

These people should be crammed in a pickle barrel, playing with their poo.

elburritodeluxe July 2, 2012 at 3:41 pm

If Pelosi is so smart, where's her glasses?

GhostBuggy July 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Yeah, and I bet she never even used her political campaign as a way to snag a bunch of free shit for her dumb family! What a dingbat!

MissTaken July 2, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Times like these make me happy I can't watch video at work.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Wouldn't we be mean if we described it to you in detail. We are NOT that mean though.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Who's "we," white man?

DemmeFatale July 2, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Are you going for the "Medusa" effect here?

Halloween Jack July 2, 2012 at 3:43 pm

The funniest thing about this is how she's sitting in front of a cityscape, as if she's broadcasting from a studio high above downtown Los Angeles instead of her backyard studio in North Dogpatch, wearing what looks like a satin pajama top and the same slightly poleaxed expression that she's had her entire life.

elburritodeluxe July 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I think it's Johnny Carson's old backdrop from the Tonight Show.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:16 pm

yeah, you'd think a Reel Amurrkin wouldn't be caught dead in a city, because of all the blahs and homos and books that aren't the Bible, and like, knowledge, and stuff.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Don't forget all those loose whore-wimminz with their birf control that they want TAXPAYERS to pay for but won't give us the sex tapes for a cheap thrill.

fawkedifiknow July 2, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I'd feel a helluva lot more confident about Obama winning in the fall if Sarah would get more vocal and four-square behind Romney. Her hesitation is only helping Mittens.

Schmannnity July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Her uninsured relatives still get medical care at the ER when their meth labs blow up.

Dashboard Buddha July 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm

It's just a short trip to Canadia, after all.

Schmannnity July 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm

She can also see socialized medicine from her porch.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

This woman has nothing of interest value to say. All she does is function as a sluice for the white-hot hatred of millions of ignorant, prejudiced morons who wouldn't know a fact if it climbed up their arse and pinched their aft cheek.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I can hear the futile protests of facts the world over. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Eleeeetest Sciency-Thingy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:18 pm

"a sluice for the white-hot hatred of millions of ignorant, prejudiced morons who wouldn't know a fact if it climbed up their arse and pinched their aft cheek."

Somewhere, Andrew Dice Clay is telling the bartender that HE thought of it first.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Somewhere VERY warm, I hope.

Wut, he's not dead YET?

BloviateMe July 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I bet "dingbat" is written on her hand. Those two syllable words are hard to remember.

SheriffRoscoe July 2, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Nancy Pelosi is just cold embarrassing the democrat party. How pathetic. I mean, to embarrass your own party, right, Sean?

elviouslyqueer July 2, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I categorically refuse to listen to a single nanosecond of that screeching batshit harpy. And that goes double for Sarah.

CommieLibunatic July 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Hey, I happen to know some very nice harpies.

GunToting[Redacted] July 2, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I like hair pie. Does that count for anything?

anniegetyerfun July 2, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Around here? Yes, it does.

SorosBot July 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Being called a dingbat by this moronic shrill harpy should be a badge of honor.

GemlikeFlame July 2, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Carroll O'Connor is rolling in his grave.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Patton Oswalt has a story about how one of his managers not only stiffed him on getting paid, but stiffed the hotel where he was staying, so that they locked the room with all his stuff in it. He concluded by saying that for once, not only did he not CARE what somebody else thought of him — but that the manager was such an amoral and thoroughly unacceptable person, that if he DID like Patton, it would actually hurt Patton's self-esteem.

fuflans July 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm

and yet i bet nancy could name three magazines she reads.

chicken_thief July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

ALL OF THEM, KATIE!!!

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

And more than one Supreme Court decision.

Wilcoxyz July 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm

She didn't suggest she's available to help the Romney ticket in a way that she has relevant experience helping a GOP ticket??? Wink, wink. WTF, Sarah. You're not even trying.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Why would she want to have to do all that work again when she can roll out of bed and do a paid appearance for Fox in her PJs instead?

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Oh, she's TRYING, all right. VERY trying.

RedneckMuslin July 2, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Oh, it says OBAMATAX in the lower right. I thought it said Obama Attax!

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I kept reading it out of the corner of my eye as "BETAMAX." So much for the attempted subliminal mindfucking.

Dashboard Buddha July 2, 2012 at 5:26 pm

I thought the same thing and I wondered, what does Sarah have to do with an outdated form of video?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm

A hard-to-watch failure that's no longer relevant?

Butch_Wagstaff July 2, 2012 at 6:57 pm

She's VHS. Vindictive Hate-filled She-beast.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Nice!

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Notice how Shamity says "and let's call this what it is, attacks", too?

CindynEncinitas July 2, 2012 at 5:31 pm

If she thought Obama was attacking, wouldn't she be in her deluxe Ghillie suit? http://www.amazon.com/Fidragon-Deluxe-Ghillie-Sui

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm

I thought she shaved regularly.

CrunchyKnee July 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Cuntastic!

BlueStateLibel July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Sean Hannity really is starting to look like a little old lady, isn't he?

elviouslyqueer July 2, 2012 at 4:12 pm

What do you mean, "starting"?

proudgrampa July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

What a pair.

rickmaci July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Damn, she looks like she has been hitting the hair color bottle real hard. Wonder if Sarass and Mittinez use the same color? Nothing more laughable than a grandmother or a grandfather coloring their hair.

PubOption July 2, 2012 at 8:02 pm

The sainted Ronnie did a pretty poor job with the hair dye, as well.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm

In the only clever statement Gerald Ford ever made: "Ronnie doesn't dye his hair. He's just prematurely orange".

Tyrannically_Joe July 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Fox News: Just cold callin' liberals names at this point. And balanced.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm

We insult. You decide.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Sorry, Sarah. Will Shortz already beat you to the dingbat prize.

PALIN ATONAL DINGBAT

6, 7, and 8 down, coming off the "P-A-D" in SEXCAPADE

MosesInvests July 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

OMG, that was great!

PuckStopsHere July 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Best. Crossword. Ever.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 7:14 pm

I know. I was totally beside myself when I worked the puzzle that day. I ran around the office like an excited child, showing anyone who would look. "OMG OMG OMG"

MumbletyRadio July 2, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Genius.

*checks other words in the crossword*

OK that's it, I'm making "XRATED SPINSTER SLOPS" the name of my next band.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Fact: For the first time this year, Sarah Palin made less money than she spent. Perhaps there's hope that this vile harpy will soon fade into a bad memory. Notice she's had elocution lessons. Less the nails on blackboard voice, she's actually trying to enunciate instead of mushmouthin'.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Notice she's had elocution lessons.

No, I hadn't noticed.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Grrrr.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Hey — I see you've waded in over at speakerblog. Quite a mess we created. You should hear what Publius is saying about me.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Snicker. I should go back and check, eh?

viennawoods13 July 2, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Including my favorite:
"But I also feel sorry for you that you don’t have the testicular fortitude to come to this forum and use your own name." says Publius. Cause yeah, that's HIS real name.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I noticed she was speaking … very … slowly … so … the … moron … on … the … left … half … of … the … screen … could … keep … up

actor212 July 2, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I thought it was cuz she had loose dentures.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Also not through the nose, not so high-pitched and Scratchety Yaks.

Geminisunmars July 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm

I forced myself to listen, and noticed that I didn't have to puke into the wastebasket next to my desk, so I do believe you are on to something.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I'm tellin' ya, the hapless harpy is up to something.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:35 pm

"Notice she's had elocution lessons."

Ha ha, nice try, but I still didn't play the video.
I'm not disputing your statement, exactly, just pointing out that a) using proper elocution, b) using big words like "elocution", and c) any kind of lessons, are for East Coast eleeeeetists.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I just can't get you to do ANYthing, can I? (Opens Manipulating Others For Fun And Profit, For Dummies," goes back to reading.)

CommieLibunatic July 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I just thought yesterday about how nice it is that she slipped into irrelevance and quieted down. Sorry for jinxing it, everyone.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

So! It's ALL YOUR FAULT!

Geminisunmars July 2, 2012 at 4:36 pm

It's all your fault. And Obama's, of course.

annettaj July 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Needs more hot pink polyester and neck work.

Troglodeity July 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm

And likewise for Palin.

Rosie_Scenario July 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Sarah Palin is looking more and more like Peggy Hill, but without the intellectual heft.

Generation[redacted] July 2, 2012 at 4:09 pm

True, she wouldn't last 5 minutes in the state Boggle championship.

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm

That girl ain't right!

timbo71351 July 2, 2012 at 5:46 pm

The main difference is that Peggy Hill is a nice (animated) person.

MarionNYNY July 2, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I like the way she over enunciates when she starts up. Like someone told her speaking slowly would give her gravitas, which Nancy Pelosi has more of in a fingernail.

viennawoods13 July 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm

She just sounds stoned.

Dashboard Buddha July 2, 2012 at 4:20 pm

The better to claw out Snowbilly's eyes.

Geminisunmars July 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm

As opposed to her usual state of gravid.

glamourdammerung July 2, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Why are we supposed to care about the vapid "opinions" of one of those reality television idiots? After all, Republicans are constantly screaming about how celebrities are not supposed to say their political opinions.

Generation[redacted] July 2, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Next up, Chris Christie says Obama needs to some weight.

mavenmaven July 2, 2012 at 4:12 pm

This is your brain on drugs.

Jus_Wonderin July 2, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I'd really like to edit that video. Needs more "True Blood" vampire death FX.

rickmaci July 2, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Does anyone else see the irony in this screen cap: the crawl at the bottom warning about media consolidation with the mugs of these two looneytard blowholes above and all of this captured from FuxNews?

owhatever July 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm

More blather from the quitter former half-term governor of Alaska and epic fail vice presidential candidate. May the Moose of Summer shit on her head again.

GunToting[Redacted] July 2, 2012 at 4:34 pm

You know, a moose shit on my sister once…

Eve8Apples July 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Nancy Pelosi has the balls to complete 25 years of service in the House of Representatives and never backed down no matter now much vile shit was thrown at her.

Little Caribou Barbie couldn't even complete one term as governor of a state with a smaller population than Nancy's Congressional District.

Butch_Wagstaff July 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Not to mention that Sarah, while guv, said to an aide that she hated the "damn job."
Umm…"…allegedly said…" that is.
Yeah, allegedly.

prommie July 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Why I do beleive Sarah came down with plastic surgery envy and got her throat wattles pulled up and her chin apparently got the "Full Leno" treatment. She looks more obstreperously stupid than ever, just boldly and proudly full of shit.

DinDCW4 July 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm

She's so purty. She haddn't looked so purty 'ceptin' that time the turkey wuz a-ground up ahind her. She's purty.

Dashboard Buddha July 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Sarah saying that Nancy is a dingbat is like Hitler saying Himmler is a jew hater. (I'm not sure if that works. Can someone page quality control?)

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I didn't get that one, but I upfisties you any way.

neiltheblaze July 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm

And Sarah Palin is the head of MENSA.

scvirginia July 2, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Monday Evening Neck Surgery Alumnae?

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Moronic Excruciatingly Nefarious Shitheel Assholes?

starfanglednut July 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Of course Sarah feels free to hate hopeycare. She can just sneak into Canada for her medical needs.

DahBoner July 2, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I don't want to buy healthcare from a CORPORATION.

I want to be able to buy my healthcare from a CHURCH.

You know, some church with SCIENCE in their name…

PubOption July 2, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Scientology?

Antispandex July 2, 2012 at 4:42 pm

That's one gutsy bitch. As I said before, no shame, none. It is almost as if she were the sole possessor of this trait…until you see Fox and Friends. Then you begin to understand the pathology.

Chow Yun Flat July 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Palin and Hannity discussing who is stupid is an example of meta-stupidity.

Eve8Apples July 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Scientists are expected to announce they've discovered the God Particle.

At Wonkette, we've discovered the Stupid Particle.

YasserArraFeck July 2, 2012 at 11:55 pm

The Higgs Moron

not that Radio July 3, 2012 at 9:15 am

It confers crass on all other particles.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:40 pm

It removes charm (but not strangeness) from quarks.

johnnyzhivago July 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm

It's like some kind of event horizon for stupidity.

BoroPrimorac July 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Looks like the smartenin' up classes everyone said would make her a player in national politics didn't stick.

comrad_darkness July 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Quitters gotta spew.

Tundra Grifter July 2, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Duh Gov'Nuh is just phoning it in. She said nothing there she couldn't (or wouldn't) have said before Mrs. Pelosi spoke.

Sadly, it reminds me of the time Kenny Stabler went on the air and discussed a football game he obviously hadn't watched.

NorthStarSpanx July 2, 2012 at 5:31 pm

As even sager Bristol says, Pause before you visit the jaw-realigner.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

What everyone seems to be missing is the hard questioning she is getting from Sean Hannity, who wouldn't stand for her throwing out a meaningless personal attack like that.

carlgt1 July 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm

The hatred for Pelosi is amazing, she's the top "Emmanuel Goldstein" for the Repugs. I doubt any of them can even name five things that she did that's so bad, especially when compared to Repug crooks & liars like Issa & Boehner & McConnell.

chascates July 2, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Bristol's Lifetime show is tanking so perhaps mother and daughter will try a 'Joan and Melissa Rivers'-style act. Bristol can giggle when Palin says 'dingbat' or some such.

moseyon July 2, 2012 at 7:21 pm

When Alan Grayson called Palin a wild Alaskan dingbat.
Sarah said, Wow, I must remember that line about dingbats.
I'll write it on my hand, and use it on someone after they have forgotten Alan Grayson called me that. She kept it for poor old Nancy.

telecustom1972 July 2, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Cut her some slack. Sarah hasn't been the same since Glen Rice "f''-ed her brains out in '86

PubOption July 2, 2012 at 8:05 pm

In the real world, more democrats are concerned about the right wing of the party being the source of policy, rather than the left wing.

ttommyunger July 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm

InSanity and Palin. One talking out of his nose, the other out of her ass.

Terry July 2, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Romney HAS to pick Palin as his running mate. He HAS to.

BARNETT7563 July 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm

These Idiots on Fox News were never as popular before Obama. They should all kiss his Ass one day and say thank you. You made us rich

stncmchnc July 2, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Sarah has always been my favorite 'Heather'.

Buzz Feedback July 2, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Edith Bunker's calling bullshit on all this.

Sassomatic July 2, 2012 at 11:25 pm

I'm calling it. Bitch is a vampire, never matured past 13.

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:36 pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Somebody needs to get this dizzy bitch a vibrator.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:51 pm

She's gonna be the only known case of Whitefinger from using it.

BZ1 July 2, 2012 at 11:50 pm

what Democrat Party? can't anyone of these idjits get off the babble wagon?

radio-of-owls July 3, 2012 at 12:04 am

ANGRY TITS

not that Radio July 3, 2012 at 9:14 am

Playing tunes from their upcoming album, Cross Your Tits

radio-of-owls July 3, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Their debut, Down the Mammary Hole flew off the charts, nesting at #1 for two entire gestation cycles!

not that Radio July 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm

"Breast new album of the year!"

-Billboard

radio-of-owls July 3, 2012 at 10:29 pm

"The Angry Tits are going to be HUGE!"

-Rolling Stone

barto July 3, 2012 at 12:37 am

I thought we were done with this <sigh>. Now there will be an Episode III, no doubt.

ibwilliamsi July 3, 2012 at 1:01 am

Wherethefuck does she get those clothes? 1978?

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:06 am

Project much, Sarah?

Well, a grifters got to grift, bless her heart. That said, Sarah Palin is why America can't have nice things. She's the reason we have to cover our proverbial couches in plastic.

Negropolis July 3, 2012 at 1:09 am

…it’s like we woke up and became European, only without the amazing food.

I take it you've never had a British pizza. My bad, though, because they'll tell you that they aren't part of Europe, anyway.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Ever have a typical "Full English" brekky? Srsly, no wonder people in that country look like they do. They can't possibly shit more than once a week. The whole fucking NATION is constipated.

gingerland62 July 3, 2012 at 1:43 am

Now that I am middle aged i can't say there are any women besides Sarah Palin that make me want to kick their ass. I haven't been in a fight since I was 17, but I am sure I could beat the snot out of her. That and the hardening of Scalia's arteries are my two fantasies.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Fat Tony's arteries are harder than Dick Cheney's artificial heart, already. And if you will kick Palin's worthless ass, I'll sell tickets.

valthemus July 3, 2012 at 2:03 am

Republicans are willing to throw civility out the window at this point because they are so supremely confident that they will be the winners of any serious rhetorical pissing match that results. Let's let them keep thinking that. For a while. And then crush them like cockroaches.

DerrickWildcat July 3, 2012 at 7:58 am

I'd like to point out the fact that Sean Hannity is a pathological liar.

dijetlo July 3, 2012 at 8:33 am

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/michael-ge

Romney outed as a member of the French Fascist Party during his mission in France for the LDS church.,
Over 90 people have testified to witnessing his oath to global fascism, an yet the MSM stays silent!

69WideStance July 4, 2012 at 11:44 am

I'm sure there's some reason that "Democrat Party" is supposed to be an insult, but who cares?

nancyc1963 July 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Seriously….Snow Snooki calling someone else a dingbat? Whatever it takes to make yourself feel better, I guess. The grifta from wasilla isn't fit to wash Nancy Pelosi's unmentionables.

rickmaci July 2, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Not to worry, it will pass as soon as the Rethugs start to ratchet up on their next brain fart.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Don't just SIT there, man! Erupt in nonsense!

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 4:32 pm

(Hands J_W teh box) Whyn'tchu get up in the chair for a bit, kiddo? I need a lie-down.

M. Bouffant July 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Geting ready for 2016. It's going to take that long.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Meryl Streep learned to do German with a Polish accent in less time that it will have taken Sarah to do English with an American accent.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Oh, no, she needs moola NOW. She's not a long-term thinker (or she wouldn't have burned so many bridges and made so many enemies politically), and she's not about to invest in elocution lessons for a distant payoff. Something's going on, and my sixth sense is itching like a bugger. I suspect we're in for some news soon.

sullivanst July 2, 2012 at 6:22 pm

I thought it was quite amusing how confused he (I feel safe in assuming maleness) was by the "John Boehner Libel!" comment.

Poor thing's brain would be completely and utterly scrambled if he ever stumbled into our comments section.

LagunaB July 2, 2012 at 7:28 pm

And you can upfist / downfist multiple times by logging in/out. Too much fun.

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Didja know yoghurt hurts when it comes out your nose?

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:29 pm

You actually posit that he has a brain?

MittBorg July 2, 2012 at 8:30 pm

And what would that monorchid (or possibly nonorchid) know about fortitude of the testicular variety, pray tell.

not that Radio July 2, 2012 at 9:32 pm

"I am not commenting on my identity. For a variety of private, family, and professional reasons, I write under a psuedonym. If I wanted to publicly disclose my name, I would do so. "

-Publius, quoted in The Outing of Publius

tessiee July 2, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Not only is that not his real name, it's not even a person. It's a franchise, like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Milli Vanilli.

M. Bouffant July 2, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Her very own, very special FOX gig, a whole hr. (naw, half-hr. max) w/ her name on it?

not that Radio July 3, 2012 at 9:16 am

I'm Publius, and so is my wife.

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I think she pissed Roger Ailes off too much to ever get back on Pox Ooze again with a million-$$ contract.

not that Radio July 3, 2012 at 10:55 pm

"BOOBIES!"

-Maxim

radio-of-owls July 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm

"I laughed. I cried. I squirted milk."

-Juggs

MittBorg July 3, 2012 at 11:13 pm

"And so he said to the other knights,
"You may have my possessions and my goods
For I am moving to Shaker Heights
Where I've got some connections in dry goods."

Who is this mysterious Italian lady that has such yiddischkeit and also listens to My Son, The Folk Singer?

not that Radio July 4, 2012 at 12:58 am

"HERP DERP"

-Publius

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