Everyone RELAX because Sarah Palin has officially weighed in on our freedom, and how it has been taken away by the Supreme Court and Obamacare. Here she is on Fox News with Sean Hannity, discussing how all hell will break loose now that we can ALL BUY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM A CORPORATION, oh NOES, it’s like we woke up and became European, only without the amazing food. And how this is all Nancy Pelosi’s fault because she is a “dingbat.”
Sean Hannity opens by claiming this is the biggest tax increase in history (it’s not), and then he somehow links this lie to another affront on our freedom, namely the fact that the Bush tax cuts won’t be extended again (fingers crossed!). And then he asks Sarah Palin her sage advice on how the Romney Campaign should deal with these issues. Sarah Palin says reallllll slow-like, “Well first off, Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT and she is the perfect spokesman for the far left agenda.” How’s THAT for specific advice? BOO-YAH!
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Oh Sarah, fuck you and the moose you rode in on.
I think you got that the other way round: the moose rode her.
The Moose unioned up and told her to go fuck herself. They are currently seeking a restraining order.
I see the source of confusion here.
Sarah is the moose.
Moose Dressage is very therapeutic! It helps with her Dingbats.
Moose dancing is serious business!
A mØØse bit my sister vunce…
Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti…
I assume it's Tawd breathing heavily behind the camera…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuXdtzZbNo
He's fluffing the moose
hi Barb. I haven't been around much, but I did notice that your granddaughter had a heart transplant (!!!!!) How is everybody doing?
Here ya go, Star. http://yfrog.com/nqowj
Oh, she's *darling*!
I think I can speak for everyone when I say we're all praying for you — except the atheists, who are keeping our fingers crossed for you (and your daughters, and the grandbabbies).
Count me amongst the toes crossed!
Very sweet! Sending positive power packets to you and Mina.
moose no likey surveyors mark season.
My gawd, that's Moose Turd Pie!
It's good, though!
But she did fuck the moose she rode in on.
….Oh, my bad…
God damn dyslexia.
Okay, I am a middle age mom of 3. I just want to shove my (overgrown) quiff in her mouth to shut her up. And I'm hetrosexual ( well at least 80%).
Sarah Palin calling anyone a dingbat is like Kevin James railing on someone for being fat. She's so vapid and brainless that NASA wants to use her fucking head as a wind tunnel.
I've heard more intelligent things come out of the mouth of a person in a vegetative state. Terri Schiavo, back when she was essentially only alive because of a batch of tubes, had an infinite amount more brain capacity than this twit from Wasilla.
It's sad that, when you get down to it, Snooki has more smarts than anything Palin can produce. She's the epitome of idiocy – the Queen of Stupid. A unicorn fucking a leprechaun on the surface of the sun makes more sense than this bitch.
Ok, the unicorn line may be one of the best things ever written, Faulkner? bah!
Cryptozoology libel!
Kevin James would never pick on fat people. Because he's a good human being.
Well, better than Sarah. I know, low bar.
"She's so vapid and brainless that NASA wants to use her fucking head as a wind tunnel."
NASA want to use her to test the effect of weightlessness on weightlessness.
- fixed
Wind tunnel, or vaccum chamber? NASA can't have it both ways.
These two particular fuckwits sitting around talking about how dumb people are – that should cause some kind of black hole or something, no? It sure as hell would if I were God.
Wait, you're voting for ME to be God, remember? I'm running. Can I count on your vote?
(I'll give ya anything you want.)
Yes, it's all yours of course, just add "nothing left but the burnt out smudge where the dumbfuckery used to be" to the shit to do while smiting list. Thank you in advance.
Oh, thank you! I have a smiting list that's a couple of miles long, and I can't WAIT to get STARTED!!! Geeze, maybe I should cut down on the caffeine.
"I wish I could kick the habit and give up smoting for good" — Allan Sherman
I will defs vote for you, love!
Thank you, sweetpea! (hugs the girl)
hugs teh Z Back.
Please consider me for a Cabinet position.
Chief High Smiter?
I'll vote for you, but you have to promise me you'll make Moon Pie trees.
My dear friend, I am not above bribing voters, and Moon Pie trees is, well, a hella lot better than buckets of dumbfuckery.
If you were God and looked like your avatar, I would totally be more into the Bible. A lot more.
What I'm trying to say is that I'd totally masturbate to God if he looked like that.
Oh, hell, if God looked like Fakakta's av, every fucking man on the planet (and quite a few of the women) would be praying ALLA time.
On our knees.
Are we quite certain that that's not her actual picture?
Nope. We're trying to lure her into a PIX OR GTFO moment.
Pot calls kettle blah.
Except in this case, it's the pot calling the salt or milk black.
Aren't you?
Is it pajama pundit Monday at FoxNews? I wonder if those silk pink PJs were complimentary RNC?
From the Log Cabin folks?
Looks like a prom dress to me…..
Takes one to know one.
Or to imagine someone who isn't one, is.
You need to be more self-aware than Sarah Palin to 'know one.' Valley Trash aren't that perceptive.
Sarah Palin, Speaker of the House of Cards.
Red Queen
More like "Joker"
Only Jokers have value, right?
Heath Ledger libel!
grifting to stay in place?
I dunno. I guess I'll go ask Alice…
All the young girls love Alice…
You better look down the rabbit hole.
Sarah has to run her mouth twice as fast to get nowhere.
I think Silvio on "The Sopranos" should be the Red Queen, since they have the exact same facial expression — but yours is good, too.
It may seem so; I couldn't possibly comment.
So sick of these assholes calling it the "Democrat Party." Must get into the habit of calling theirs the Repub Party.
Or, I could just be direct and call them "those idiots and assholes." Yeah, I'll go with that idea…
Repig.
Repug.
Repuglycunts
Rethugs
Gross Old Perverts
They love that it bugs us, and none of those "Democrat" rejoinders work. We should just embrace "Democrat Party" and let them suck on that.
More sensible solution, for sure. We can only control our reaction to others.
Did I say something sensible? God, I'm slipping.
We would be paying plenty for advice like that. But, can I still lay on the couch with my box of tissues, Doctor?
Now that you mention it, it does irritate them that we've gone with calling HCR Obamacare…
That worked out well, din't it?
Actually, "Teabag Party" is the best comeback, and we know that they hate it when we say it!
It hasn't stuck. She tried it over and over in 2008 and thought she was so clever. You could see her literally patting herself on the back every time she said it.
But it was about as effective a re-brand as saying Troopergate was "Tasergate."
Sarah Palin on Fox News with Sean Hannity, that's a dingbat perpetual motion machine.
Throw in one of the Faux Newsbabes, and you might have a 100 IQ in total.
One of the smarter newsbabes, obvs.
Just another sad attempt to stay relevant. Oh, and the same goes for that whiny broad… whoever she is.
"stay"?
Damn good point bubz.
By Palin's logic I would guess that Pelosi is also an Alaskan.
Sarah P's a wingbat.
Whinge bat, more like it.
Ooooh, I didn't know that word. And what a perfect application. Thank you, Booj
I like your new dog.
Thank you trampn. I drew it myself.
I love it!
Loonbat.
Woah, that is a nasty-ass wig she's wearing. And her hairpieces have always been so tasteful in the past. Well, OK, not tasteful, but at least brushed.
From what wig cemetery did she dig those up?
Jeebuz, Never occurred to me that Medusa was sporting a wig.
That must be the new Kardashian wig weave available at Sears.
I guess Todd no longer needed it for their role-playing.
Eye bleach! STAT!
Yeah, that wig wuz rode hard and put up wet, awright.
Prolly got some DNA on it, too.
Check out her prominent "throat lines", too –
Why would God give Hannity dick sucking lips and such a small mouth?
Because the only dicks he sucks are republican.
He only gets paid in tips.
On the flip side, we know Sarah can handle Glenn's junk.
Only problem is getting Glenn off his own junk.
Edit: (better): Only problem is they'd bump heads.
Rupert. Murdoch.
"Life's a Trip!"
… and that woman is tripping balls.
"… a Trip"
Which Palin kid is that?
Blah blah "TRIPP," fine. And here I thought Penguin was going to publish that comment.
She just get out of the hot tub to do this interview?
I simply do not care for that imagery.
She bathed in the blood of 300 virgins.
OK, they were from Wasilla so they were nine, but you get my drift.
They'd have to be nine to be a virgin in Wasilla.
SNAP
And able to run faster than their uncle.
There are nine virgins in Wasilla?
Hell, there are more than nine people in Wasilly?
Even though she's about 80, Nancy Pelosi could beat the shit out of Snowbilly with one expertly crafted Italian leather pump. And I would do just about anything to see that happen.
Word on that. My money would be on Nancy every time. It would be like the Tyson fights of old.
Nancy SMASH!
An acquaintance of mine got into an argument with two other guys in a bar. He finally said, "Shaddup, or I'll hit YOU with HIM!" Nancy would pick up Silly Sarah by the ankles and beat Boner to death with her.
..and he would cry. Oh wait, has he ever stopped crying?
Yeah, well, the "dingbat" is a former/future Speaker of the House (and the first female Speaker ever) and you're a has-been (and always will be) grifter. How d'you like them fuckin' apples?
What happed to the idea of "meritocracy," i.e., the reason Sarah is a failure at everything is that she is chock full o' fail?
YAF: You write "grifter" like it's a bad thing.
Where are those death panels when we need them?
"Squawk squawk dingbat Democrat party squawk Democrat party squawk Democrat party."
"Democrat Party"
Drink!
Even Republican strategists wants her to go away. At this point Hannity is kind of going rouge. Every time some barely decipherable utterance issues from her mouth David Brooks kills a kitten to try to calm himself.
They keep Palin and Hannity around because they appeal to the belligerent morons who find Bill O'Reilly too intellectual and civil. It's all about the big tent.
$arah, its 2: 30 central time.Are any of your kids knocked up?
It's still early in Alaska – don't "x" off the day just yet.
Desperately needed "All of them, Katie" response is desperately needed.
Seriously, it's July. They have roughly 21 hours of sunlight a day, depending on your definition of sunlight.
$arah, its 2: 30 central time.Are any ^^ more ^^ of your kids knocked up ^^ YET ^^ ?
Whadya think?
Burn!
I laughed so very hard at this. lol
Sarah Palin: The Higgs Boson of political analysis.
Oh, so tempting. To throw her in the Large Hadron Collider just to see what happens.
She'd climb in willingly thinking it was Todd's Hard-on Collider.
My guess is she hasn't seen that in a while.
She's more like a DUH!son…
She gets her D'Oh!s on.
Lies!
Sarah Palin never gave any political analysis weight, and there's nothing at all Godly about her.
Oh really? Then why is it everytime I see her on the TV, I mutter "Oh Lord!"
Mine is usually "Goddammit! Shut the fuck up, you cunt."
Mine is "Where's the fucking clicker? Quick!" But then, I'm an atheist, so…
Quantum of Clueless
That took a moment. Shame on me.
She is like a vector boson in relativistic gauge theory, i.e., naively massless.
The Pig/Bison of political analysis, also.
EDIT: Pig Bosom works even better.
The one with lipstick. That one.
She's got strangeness, but no charm.
Some quark.
Pig libel!
Top or bottom?
15 minutes of fame is now 15 years of shame.
In other news, the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to the movie "Ass."
We now return to the hit TV show, "Ow My Balls."
Yeah, she's the Queen of the Idiocracy, alright.
"There are 9,726 listings for 'Sno-masheen'."
"In other news, the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to the movie "Ass." "
the best part was when it farted. It works on so many levels!
If Sarah wants to see a true dingbat, she can sit in her Wasilla compound and watch her daughter on prime time tee-vee. That's your spawn honey, not mine.
These people should be crammed in a pickle barrel, playing with their poo.
If Pelosi is so smart, where's her glasses?
Yeah, and I bet she never even used her political campaign as a way to snag a bunch of free shit for her dumb family! What a dingbat!
Times like these make me happy I can't watch video at work.
Wouldn't we be mean if we described it to you in detail. We are NOT that mean though.
Who's "we," white man?
Are you going for the "Medusa" effect here?
The funniest thing about this is how she's sitting in front of a cityscape, as if she's broadcasting from a studio high above downtown Los Angeles instead of her backyard studio in North Dogpatch, wearing what looks like a satin pajama top and the same slightly poleaxed expression that she's had her entire life.
I think it's Johnny Carson's old backdrop from the Tonight Show.
yeah, you'd think a Reel Amurrkin wouldn't be caught dead in a city, because of all the blahs and homos and books that aren't the Bible, and like, knowledge, and stuff.
Don't forget all those loose whore-wimminz with their birf control that they want TAXPAYERS to pay for but won't give us the sex tapes for a cheap thrill.
I'd feel a helluva lot more confident about Obama winning in the fall if Sarah would get more vocal and four-square behind Romney. Her hesitation is only helping Mittens.
Her uninsured relatives still get medical care at the ER when their meth labs blow up.
It's just a short trip to Canadia, after all.
She can also see socialized medicine from her porch.
This woman has nothing of
interestvalue to say. All she does is function as a sluice for the white-hot hatred of millions of ignorant, prejudiced morons who wouldn't know a fact if it climbed up their arse and pinched their aft cheek.I can hear the futile protests of facts the world over. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eleeeetest Sciency-Thingy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
"a sluice for the white-hot hatred of millions of ignorant, prejudiced morons who wouldn't know a fact if it climbed up their arse and pinched their aft cheek."
Somewhere, Andrew Dice Clay is telling the bartender that HE thought of it first.
Somewhere VERY warm, I hope.
Wut, he's not dead YET?
I bet "dingbat" is written on her hand. Those two syllable words are hard to remember.
Nancy Pelosi is just cold embarrassing the democrat party. How pathetic. I mean, to embarrass your own party, right, Sean?
I categorically refuse to listen to a single nanosecond of that screeching batshit harpy. And that goes double for Sarah.
Hey, I happen to know some very nice harpies.
I like hair pie. Does that count for anything?
Around here? Yes, it does.
Being called a dingbat by this moronic shrill harpy should be a badge of honor.
Carroll O'Connor is rolling in his grave.
Patton Oswalt has a story about how one of his managers not only stiffed him on getting paid, but stiffed the hotel where he was staying, so that they locked the room with all his stuff in it. He concluded by saying that for once, not only did he not CARE what somebody else thought of him — but that the manager was such an amoral and thoroughly unacceptable person, that if he DID like Patton, it would actually hurt Patton's self-esteem.
and yet i bet nancy could name three magazines she reads.
ALL OF THEM, KATIE!!!
And more than one Supreme Court decision.
She didn't suggest she's available to help the Romney ticket in a way that she has relevant experience helping a GOP ticket??? Wink, wink. WTF, Sarah. You're not even trying.
Why would she want to have to do all that work again when she can roll out of bed and do a paid appearance for Fox in her PJs instead?
Oh, she's TRYING, all right. VERY trying.
Oh, it says OBAMATAX in the lower right. I thought it said Obama Attax!
I kept reading it out of the corner of my eye as "BETAMAX." So much for the attempted subliminal mindfucking.
I thought the same thing and I wondered, what does Sarah have to do with an outdated form of video?
A hard-to-watch failure that's no longer relevant?
She's VHS. Vindictive Hate-filled She-beast.
Nice!
Notice how Shamity says "and let's call this what it is, attacks", too?
If she thought Obama was attacking, wouldn't she be in her deluxe Ghillie suit? http://www.amazon.com/Fidragon-Deluxe-Ghillie-Sui…
I thought she shaved regularly.
Cuntastic!
Sean Hannity really is starting to look like a little old lady, isn't he?
What do you mean, "starting"?
What a pair.
Damn, she looks like she has been hitting the hair color bottle real hard. Wonder if Sarass and Mittinez use the same color? Nothing more laughable than a grandmother or a grandfather coloring their hair.
The sainted Ronnie did a pretty poor job with the hair dye, as well.
In the only clever statement Gerald Ford ever made: "Ronnie doesn't dye his hair. He's just prematurely orange".
Fox News: Just cold callin' liberals names at this point. And balanced.
We insult. You decide.
Sorry, Sarah. Will Shortz already beat you to the dingbat prize.
PALIN ATONAL DINGBAT
6, 7, and 8 down, coming off the "P-A-D" in SEXCAPADE
OMG, that was great!
Best. Crossword. Ever.
I know. I was totally beside myself when I worked the puzzle that day. I ran around the office like an excited child, showing anyone who would look. "OMG OMG OMG"
Genius.
*checks other words in the crossword*
OK that's it, I'm making "XRATED SPINSTER SLOPS" the name of my next band.
Fact: For the first time this year, Sarah Palin made less money than she spent. Perhaps there's hope that this vile harpy will soon fade into a bad memory. Notice she's had elocution lessons. Less the nails on blackboard voice, she's actually trying to enunciate instead of mushmouthin'.
Notice she's had elocution lessons.
No, I hadn't noticed.
Grrrr.
Hey — I see you've waded in over at speakerblog. Quite a mess we created. You should hear what Publius is saying about me.
Snicker. I should go back and check, eh?
Including my favorite:
"But I also feel sorry for you that you don’t have the testicular fortitude to come to this forum and use your own name." says Publius. Cause yeah, that's HIS real name.
I noticed she was speaking … very … slowly … so … the … moron … on … the … left … half … of … the … screen … could … keep … up
I thought it was cuz she had loose dentures.
Also not through the nose, not so high-pitched and Scratchety Yaks.
I forced myself to listen, and noticed that I didn't have to puke into the wastebasket next to my desk, so I do believe you are on to something.
I'm tellin' ya, the hapless harpy is up to something.
"Notice she's had elocution lessons."
Ha ha, nice try, but I still didn't play the video.
I'm not disputing your statement, exactly, just pointing out that a) using proper elocution, b) using big words like "elocution", and c) any kind of lessons, are for East Coast eleeeeetists.
I just can't get you to do ANYthing, can I? (Opens Manipulating Others For Fun And Profit, For Dummies," goes back to reading.)
I just thought yesterday about how nice it is that she slipped into irrelevance and quieted down. Sorry for jinxing it, everyone.
So! It's ALL YOUR FAULT!
It's all your fault. And Obama's, of course.
Needs more hot pink polyester and neck work.
And likewise for Palin.
Sarah Palin is looking more and more like Peggy Hill, but without the intellectual heft.
True, she wouldn't last 5 minutes in the state Boggle championship.
That girl ain't right!
The main difference is that Peggy Hill is a nice (animated) person.
I like the way she over enunciates when she starts up. Like someone told her speaking slowly would give her gravitas, which Nancy Pelosi has more of in a fingernail.
She just sounds stoned.
The better to claw out Snowbilly's eyes.
As opposed to her usual state of gravid.
Why are we supposed to care about the vapid "opinions" of one of those reality television idiots? After all, Republicans are constantly screaming about how celebrities are not supposed to say their political opinions.
Next up, Chris Christie says Obama needs to some weight.
This is your brain on drugs.
I'd really like to edit that video. Needs more "True Blood" vampire death FX.
Does anyone else see the irony in this screen cap: the crawl at the bottom warning about media consolidation with the mugs of these two looneytard blowholes above and all of this captured from FuxNews?
More blather from the quitter former half-term governor of Alaska and epic fail vice presidential candidate. May the Moose of Summer shit on her head again.
You know, a moose shit on my sister once…
Nancy Pelosi has the balls to complete 25 years of service in the House of Representatives and never backed down no matter now much vile shit was thrown at her.
Little Caribou Barbie couldn't even complete one term as governor of a state with a smaller population than Nancy's Congressional District.
Not to mention that Sarah, while guv, said to an aide that she hated the "damn job."
Umm…"…allegedly said…" that is.
Yeah, allegedly.
Why I do beleive Sarah came down with plastic surgery envy and got her throat wattles pulled up and her chin apparently got the "Full Leno" treatment. She looks more obstreperously stupid than ever, just boldly and proudly full of shit.
She's so purty. She haddn't looked so purty 'ceptin' that time the turkey wuz a-ground up ahind her. She's purty.
Sarah saying that Nancy is a dingbat is like Hitler saying Himmler is a jew hater. (I'm not sure if that works. Can someone page quality control?)
I didn't get that one, but I upfisties you any way.
And Sarah Palin is the head of MENSA.
Monday Evening Neck Surgery Alumnae?
Moronic Excruciatingly Nefarious Shitheel Assholes?
Of course Sarah feels free to hate hopeycare. She can just sneak into Canada for her medical needs.
I don't want to buy healthcare from a CORPORATION.
I want to be able to buy my healthcare from a CHURCH.
You know, some church with SCIENCE in their name…
Scientology?
That's one gutsy bitch. As I said before, no shame, none. It is almost as if she were the sole possessor of this trait…until you see Fox and Friends. Then you begin to understand the pathology.
Palin and Hannity discussing who is stupid is an example of meta-stupidity.
Scientists are expected to announce they've discovered the God Particle.
At Wonkette, we've discovered the Stupid Particle.
The Higgs Moron
It confers crass on all other particles.
It removes charm (but not strangeness) from quarks.
It's like some kind of event horizon for stupidity.
Looks like the smartenin' up classes everyone said would make her a player in national politics didn't stick.
Quitters gotta spew.
Duh Gov'Nuh is just phoning it in. She said nothing there she couldn't (or wouldn't) have said before Mrs. Pelosi spoke.
Sadly, it reminds me of the time Kenny Stabler went on the air and discussed a football game he obviously hadn't watched.
As even sager Bristol says, Pause before you visit the jaw-realigner.
What everyone seems to be missing is the hard questioning she is getting from Sean Hannity, who wouldn't stand for her throwing out a meaningless personal attack like that.
The hatred for Pelosi is amazing, she's the top "Emmanuel Goldstein" for the Repugs. I doubt any of them can even name five things that she did that's so bad, especially when compared to Repug crooks & liars like Issa & Boehner & McConnell.
Bristol's Lifetime show is tanking so perhaps mother and daughter will try a 'Joan and Melissa Rivers'-style act. Bristol can giggle when Palin says 'dingbat' or some such.
When Alan Grayson called Palin a wild Alaskan dingbat.
Sarah said, Wow, I must remember that line about dingbats.
I'll write it on my hand, and use it on someone after they have forgotten Alan Grayson called me that. She kept it for poor old Nancy.
Cut her some slack. Sarah hasn't been the same since Glen Rice "f''-ed her brains out in '86
In the real world, more democrats are concerned about the right wing of the party being the source of policy, rather than the left wing.
InSanity and Palin. One talking out of his nose, the other out of her ass.
Romney HAS to pick Palin as his running mate. He HAS to.
These Idiots on Fox News were never as popular before Obama. They should all kiss his Ass one day and say thank you. You made us rich
Sarah has always been my favorite 'Heather'.
Edith Bunker's calling bullshit on all this.
I'm calling it. Bitch is a vampire, never matured past 13.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Somebody needs to get this dizzy bitch a vibrator.
She's gonna be the only known case of Whitefinger from using it.
what Democrat Party? can't anyone of these idjits get off the babble wagon?
ANGRY TITS
Playing tunes from their upcoming album, Cross Your Tits
Their debut, Down the Mammary Hole flew off the charts, nesting at #1 for two entire gestation cycles!
"Breast new album of the year!"
-Billboard
"The Angry Tits are going to be HUGE!"
-Rolling Stone
I thought we were done with this <sigh>. Now there will be an Episode III, no doubt.
Wherethefuck does she get those clothes? 1978?
Project much, Sarah?
Well, a grifters got to grift, bless her heart. That said, Sarah Palin is why America can't have nice things. She's the reason we have to cover our proverbial couches in plastic.
I take it you've never had a British pizza. My bad, though, because they'll tell you that they aren't part of Europe, anyway.
Ever have a typical "Full English" brekky? Srsly, no wonder people in that country look like they do. They can't possibly shit more than once a week. The whole fucking NATION is constipated.
Now that I am middle aged i can't say there are any women besides Sarah Palin that make me want to kick their ass. I haven't been in a fight since I was 17, but I am sure I could beat the snot out of her. That and the hardening of Scalia's arteries are my two fantasies.
Fat Tony's arteries are harder than Dick Cheney's artificial heart, already. And if you will kick Palin's worthless ass, I'll sell tickets.
Republicans are willing to throw civility out the window at this point because they are so supremely confident that they will be the winners of any serious rhetorical pissing match that results. Let's let them keep thinking that. For a while. And then crush them like cockroaches.
I'd like to point out the fact that Sean Hannity is a pathological liar.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/michael-ge…
Romney outed as a member of the French Fascist Party during his mission in France for the LDS church.,
Over 90 people have testified to witnessing his oath to global fascism, an yet the MSM stays silent!
I'm sure there's some reason that "Democrat Party" is supposed to be an insult, but who cares?
Seriously….Snow Snooki calling someone else a dingbat? Whatever it takes to make yourself feel better, I guess. The grifta from wasilla isn't fit to wash Nancy Pelosi's unmentionables.
Not to worry, it will pass as soon as the Rethugs start to ratchet up on their next brain fart.
Don't just SIT there, man! Erupt in nonsense!
(Hands J_W teh box) Whyn'tchu get up in the chair for a bit, kiddo? I need a lie-down.
Geting ready for 2016. It's going to take that long.
Meryl Streep learned to do German with a Polish accent in less time that it will have taken Sarah to do English with an American accent.
Oh, no, she needs moola NOW. She's not a long-term thinker (or she wouldn't have burned so many bridges and made so many enemies politically), and she's not about to invest in elocution lessons for a distant payoff. Something's going on, and my sixth sense is itching like a bugger. I suspect we're in for some news soon.
I thought it was quite amusing how confused he (I feel safe in assuming maleness) was by the "John Boehner Libel!" comment.
Poor thing's brain would be completely and utterly scrambled if he ever stumbled into our comments section.
And you can upfist / downfist multiple times by logging in/out. Too much fun.
Didja know yoghurt hurts when it comes out your nose?
You actually posit that he has a brain?
And what would that monorchid (or possibly nonorchid) know about fortitude of the testicular variety, pray tell.
"I am not commenting on my identity. For a variety of private, family, and professional reasons, I write under a psuedonym. If I wanted to publicly disclose my name, I would do so. "
-Publius, quoted in The Outing of Publius
Not only is that not his real name, it's not even a person. It's a franchise, like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Milli Vanilli.
Her very own, very special FOX gig, a whole hr. (naw, half-hr. max) w/ her name on it?
I'm Publius, and so is my wife.
I think she pissed Roger Ailes off too much to ever get back on Pox Ooze again with a million-$$ contract.
"BOOBIES!"
-Maxim
"I laughed. I cried. I squirted milk."
-Juggs
"And so he said to the other knights,
"You may have my possessions and my goods
For I am moving to Shaker Heights
Where I've got some connections in dry goods."
Who is this mysterious Italian lady that has such yiddischkeit and also listens to My Son, The Folk Singer?
"HERP DERP"
-Publius
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