More like who ISN’T Chris Christie yelling at! It is why America loves him. For reminding us all of an abusive stepdad! Also who doesn’t want to just yell at everybody, all the time? Especially any reporter who would be so stupid, such a moronic idiot, as to actually ask a question that was not on an approved topic! The New Jersey governor is not having it! He simply is not!
So, we did not watch this video? Because we are tender-hearted and do not want to witness it when Governor Sammiches finally goes to the Big Coronary Ward in the Sky? But according to Mediaite, the idiot reporter asked a question about the legislature, instead of the approved topic: yet another Garden State Environmental Disaster. (TRENTON!)
Also, your editrix moved this weekend, and the cable company installed TV instead of Internet, so we are currently working from a Starbucks steps from downtown LA’s glowing and shiny and frankly celestial Skid Row, and there is a man yelling “DON’T BITCH OUT” at someone invisible. So if Chris Christie turns down the veep slot, we think we may have found a replacement. [Mediaite]
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Trenton is not an environmental disaster. At least it wasn't until that human Superfund site was sworn in.
I wish Obama would call out more reporters on their stupid questions.
Did Christie eat
Wonkette's commenting machinethe reporter?If Governor Christie were serious about saving water he would get into the bathtub before filling it.
He actually said he'd have the cops out enforcing water restrictions.
Whatever happened to FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?
They can have my tomato plants when they pry them from cold dead hands!
PS–Do you think Christie has trained-up a few weight classes?
Trained up, yes, but he's still fighting Girl Scouts
I heard he just helicopters over to the local swimming pool for his baths. Can you imagine the amount of body wash it would take to cover him?
There's a truck stop on 17 that offers him showers.
yeah, but after his shower his legs and feet are still dry.
"Can you imagine the amount of body wash it would take to cover him?"
No, I can't! I won't!! And YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
He appeals to the few remaining Taft Republicans.
Fat and angry is no way to go through life. He should be more jolly. It would be better for his health.
Santa Grouse
I blame his parents – Chris Christie is a terrible name.
I'd be grumpy too if someone forgot to bring my barrel of ice cream and wheelbarrow of chocolate.
First, Springsteen snubs him, now a reporter asks him a mean question; poor Christie, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't an angry hateful mega-douche who deserves much worse.
Bruce Springsteen still isn't going to hang out with you.
The entire state of New Jersey is Christie's lawn, and everyone keeps standing on it.
All the world's his lawn, we just pee-ers upon it.
Don't want to witness it? Hell, I'll buy it on Pay-Per-View. Because I'm an awful, awful libtard.
Answering questions would mean that actual facts may get out and the GOP and the big man just can't have that.
Better reporter question:
Reporter:"Gov. Christie, isn't it the case that this water main break — of a pipe probably 80 years old — has everything to do with your refusal to raise taxes on the very richest to pay for fixing the decaying infrastructure which is the root cause of the problem?"
Christie: "Let 'em drink Evian!"
Gov. Sammiches/ Don't-Bitch-Out Guy 2012!
If Bristol Palin was 35 the Veep spot would be hers.
A 35 IQ is a stretch for a Palin.
And certainly none of Bristol's measurements are under 35 inches.
Editrix: Good luck movin' up — but
I'mmmmm movin' out ♪♪♪has KBJ up and moved out???Who is that fatass yelling at?
I bet it's prommie. (but you know he started it)
And the gubernatorial kitchen wait staff. WAIT? WAIT? I WILL NOT!
The Power Company
The person his wife is ACTUALLY fucking (I will NOT believe any human really does that with him)
His pants.
But really, screaming on the side of the road guy definitely has a much better point. DON'T BITCH OUT is my new theme for the whole day.
Christies lies and failures are starting to catch up to him, in the local news anyway. He has been giving billions, I mean literally billions, in subsidies to some really really stupid business projects (though in a way he subsidized the Black Keys concert at Revel, so Yay!) and the projects are totally circling the drain. The local press is completely over loving his Ralph Kramden act and just won't suck up to him the way they used to, and it turns out that in unemployment and other figures indicative of how NJ is doing, we are 42nd out of 50 in how well we have "recovered" from the recession. Apparently, his strategy for dealing with all this is to wave his huge sausage finger around and yell even louder and more insanely at anyone and everyone who dares notice that the fat fuck is a fat fucking loser fat fuck.
See? Starting shit. I do hope he crashes and burns just like the hindenburg, I would love to see him go the fuck away, not rise up to the ranks of failed vp attempt-er. If all this shit makes him look bad enough fast enough we may be spared such.
Black Keys! yay for real.
"DON'T BITCH OUT is my new theme for the whole day"
Right up there with DON'T TASE ME, BRO.
Need more private utility companies, obvs.
I'd give him no more than two years before he blows out his aorta.
Not nearly soon enough.
Not to pile on, but I find it hilarious that on the Wonkette front page this story was boxed by ads for sandwiches and ice cream.
I've got a KFC ad on mine.
Fiber One ad here……….
i see what you did there.
Give my governor a break!!!
The Goldman Sachs executives who live in Rumson have to use their Perrier stock to water their lawns during this crisis, so you have to figure that the Governor is under a LOT of pressure.
In Jersey, you don't ask rude questions of a made man. Capiche?
After watching the video, he really is a total dick here; and man, these Republican governors all really seem to act like local authoritarian dictators, not democratically elected accountable representatives of the people.
Totally true – he sometimes sounds reasonable and like a decent person, but then he just can't keep his nastiness where it belongs, which is nowhere really, for a public servant. And the question was apparently "are you going to address the legislature"?
Moving. Ugh. I've stayed where I am for 15 years because the mere thought of moving forces me to lay down on the cool bathroom floor until the fever passes.
The horror!!!
I just told someone here at work to "Don't Bitch Out" and it did not go as well as expected. Oh well, at least now I will be able to get me some of that welfare everyone keeps talking about.
He has no gov'ner on his intake port. Or his outblow, either.
Asking people to conserve water for 24 to 48 hours is worse than 9/11
BTW – this water main crisis is affecting the JOB CREATORS!!! My sister lives in Rumson (though she's almost normal) and noticed her Wall Street neighbor had some person walking around their house picking up dog turds. She asked them what the hell they were doing and it turned out they had a business picking up dog shit for Wall Street assholes who didn't want to touch it themselves.
This is awesome. The 1%'s vision of how society should work.
Now that's a career path I never considered…..
See, trickle-down does work! Once the rich are made immune from all taxation, we will all have jobs picking up their dog shit, swabbing down the orgy room after parties, tongue-washing their yachts, peeling their grapes, fanning them, following them about singing songs of praise, etc etc.
I call dibs on skipping ahead of them scattering rose petals.
If you were that fat, you'd be that angry all the time, too.
Oh so he wasn't yelling about the fact that McDonald's doesn't carry a triple cheeseburger?
He should run for Veep, they'd be like Laurel and Hardy.
Dudley Do-Right and Shemp.
No way Mittens will ever apologize for anything.
But without the comedy.
Now I'm picturing Christie hitting Mitt with his hat and snapping, "That's ANOTHER fine mess you've gotten us into!", and Mitt crying.
Needs moar talc!!!1!!! Leave Chris Crisco alone. It's HOT, y'all!
Anderson Cooper, huh? Who knew?
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/cnn…
I haven't been this shocked since Clay Aiken came out.
He was almost as big of a shock as Ricky Martin, or Darlene from Roseanne.
Although, if memory serves, Darlene's character on Roseanne was just as hateful to the ladies as she was to the gents.
Next we'll find out about Richard Simmons.
Well knock me over with a feather boa!
I kind of figured with Kathy Griffin attached to his leg like a slug and all.
"MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH???" — Homer Simpson
He was probably grumpy all the time because he's so hungry. Because he probably eats a lot…because he's fat.
Christie: Conserve water. Drink more chocolate milkshakes like me.
Back in the 80s, the coach of the NJ Devils yelled at a ref: “Have another donut ya fat pig.“ Ya think he was yelling at Governor Pork Bellies instead? You know, like, from some time warp thingamajig?
Chris Christie goes to Five Guys for a burger because it takes that many cooks to grill one big enough for him.
Mmmmmmm, Five Guys!
Every time I see this fat boar hog, I think of frumunda cheese.
Story just popped up on huffpo about how Bain Capital was investing in a company that (among other pleasant business lines) disposed of aborted fetuses. I guess in repub world it probably doesn't mean anything unless you're actually doing the aborting, but let's hope it dogs him for months.
Well, also that he -how does one put it?- lied about when his involvement with Bain ended- as in what he says disagrees with what is on documents filed with the SEC. Awkward.
Well, that's consistent with his campaign's hissy fit over the WaPo piece on outsourcing/offshoring. They keep insisting the SEC filings don't mean what they say – because who tells the truth in official government documents? Suckers, that's who.
Job creationism at it's finest, right there!
"a company that (among other pleasant business lines) disposed of aborted fetuses"
Having worked in a hospital (although it was the administrative part), it's crossed my mind to wonder what they do with aborted fetuses, amputated limbs, tumors, etc. I suppose the ones that don't end up in a jar for the med students go into some big ol' sterile wood chipper dealie.
That boy is gonna pop a blood vessel one of these days.
From your mouth to God's ear.
I DID NOT SAY SIMON SAYS!
The rich fat man's Andrew Dice Clay.
Hunger is a gift.
Christie speaking outside. In New Jersey? Do you know how hot it is in New Jersey? Was the a giant grease spot where he was standing?
No, but there was an almighty big patch of shade.
"Just report what the fuck we tell you to report, and don't be asking questions and shit" Jezze, you can see I don't have my teleprompter, asshole." That I believe, is what Governor Crispy Cream meant. Leave the man alone. He's worried about YOU!….stupid.
Rebecca, keep the cable TV. You can stay up to date with all the latest episodes of "Breaking Bad."
Always good to see Compassionate Conservatism at work.
huh.
i thought 'don't bitch out' was what scotus said to 26 states, the National Federation of Independent businesses, and individual plaintiff Mary Brown.
Can we rebuild him? He's more douche bag than man now.
He's yelling at the wonderful Dan Gross from the Philadelphia Daily News. If there was still a viable newspaper under that masthead, Gross would deserve a raise.
"there is a man yelling “DON’T BITCH OUT” at someone invisible"
When ever I see someone like this on the bus or subway, I just make believe that they must have a Bluetooh headset that I can't see from where I am. I find this makes me feel safe and content and much happier.
On the other hand there are hundreds of potential GOP VP candidates on public transit in DC if you use this criteria.
your editrix moved this weekend, and the cable company installed TV instead of Internet
Rebecca, sorry to hear this, but I am also glad to know I am not the only one who has had issues with the idiots and assholes at Time Warner Cable. Remember when we had Adelphia instead, and got much better service? I miss the crooks…
Good Lord, but he's a big buckaroo, isn't he?
Yes, I know it's a cheap shot.
No, I don't mind a little something to hold onto.
But he's easily twice as wide as everybody else in the screen shot.
His kitchen staff ought to mix in a few salads, or a little turkey bacon or something. I mean, what's he gonna do, get up and kick their asses?
"I wash myself wit' a rag on a stick."
there is a man yelling “DON’T BITCH OUT” at someone invisible.
Back in the day (onion on my belt, etc.), it was rare to come across whackos like this. Now that we've got cell phones, they're everywhere.
[Zombie Reagan's mental healthcare program: Distribute used Bluetooth ear phones to the mentally ill. They'll blend in.]
The perfect retort from the reporter would have been: "Are you fat?"
I believe it is sophomoric, juvenile, adolescent and unkind to the extreme to continue to point out this unfortunate person's all-too- obvious lard content. Kudos!
Chris Christie, ordinary Democrat
One day he ate a contaminated White Castle Burger in Trenton.
From the burger was an overdose of gamma radiation which interacts with his unique body chemistry.
Now when Chris Christie gets angry, a startling metamorphous occurs.
He became fat, then a republican and now a New Jersey Republican Governor.
The creature is driven by hunger,
Annoyed by liberals, teachers and reporters who asked dumb question,
He must control the ranging sprit of hungriness,
He is ‘The Incredible ManBlimp’
Do they have any in Washington? This could be big in DC, especially if yo pick up the stuff from bulls and horses too!
They clean your cat's litter box too. And have cat testimonials:
"Now that my litter box is always clean, I can really relax." says Sheba.
You know what I say? Ewwww.
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