You know what we DON’T need, especially in this economy? An agency dedicated to spurring economic growth, encouraging exports, and funding investment in local businesses, that’s what. Chris Chocola, a former Republican congressman and current president of the Club For Growth, took to The Hill yesterday to make these and other incoherent arguments about why we will all benefit from laying off 47,000 and destroying an agency dedicated to economic recovery. For example:
According to its own website, the agency has a budget of approximately eight billion dollars and employs nearly 47,000 people. Many of its functions are unnecessary or easily merged into other departments.
How better to address chronic unemployment than by laying off 47,000 people? Of course, they work for the government so these jobs don’t count. What other brilliant suggestions does Chris Chocola have, now that he’s suggested that we maybe fire about 50,000 people?
Take one, a program in the Commerce Department called the Economic Development Administration (EDA) that costs hundreds of millions of dollars. Not surprisingly, the “economic development” benefits are dubious and the program has turned into a corporate welfare slush fund for members of Congress. Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina has identified EDA grants that went to a wine tasting room, a tourism promotion program in the Northern Mariana Islands, and an “innovation conference center” in Arkansas.
Senator Jim DeMint huh. Is that the same Senator Jim DeMint that recently participated in a workshop to “highlight competitive funding opportunities available to community businesses and organizations” and included representatives from the Economic Development Administration? And why would the capitol of the great state of Arkansas need a conference center anyway?
But that’s not all. The Commerce Department also spends millions of dollars in subsidies for fishermen as well. For example, the Cato Institute estimated that in 2010, the Commerce Department spent $74 million on Pacific salmon state grants and $35 million on fisheries promotion. The fishing industry should be allowed to rise and fall on its own two feet, and not receive taxpayer subsidies at any time – much less when we’re $15 trillion in debt. We have a United States Trade Representative who is supposed to be in charge of promoting trade. However, the Commerce Department also has an agency called the International Trade Administration, which hands out wasteful export subsidies that are already duplicated (many times over) by other government agencies. Cato estimates that its elimination in 2010 would have saved taxpayers $389 million.
Yeah the fishing industry is not at all like the oil industry, which Chris Chocola thinks should be given incentives to spur production. Salmon is a totally different story. And helping American businesses sell their goods abroad—that can’t possibly generate money for the American economy.
Politicians in Washington have been asking the wrong questions for years. For too long the Democrats have spent every dollar that wasn’t nailed down. The Republicans haven’t quite spent every last dollar, but they’re almost as bad as the Democrats. Only a fool would believe that the current rate of spending by our government is sustainable. Instead of asking how we slow the rate of growth of government, why don’t we actually get serious about cutting government by ending and reforming government agencies?
Yes, DEMOCRATS have spent every dollar that wasn’t nailed down. Remember when Democrats pissed away hundreds of billions of dollars in revenue in order to give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires? How about when they started a war in Iraq that cost oh, three trillion dollars, give or take? Oh! And remember when the Democrats created the third largest existing government agency? Yeah. Me neither.




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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there is a luxury tax and rich people go to jail.
I have SCOTUS stress right now.
http://scotusblog.wpengine.com/ has great updates.
Thanks and good morning!
I think Scalia is using the court's decisions this term as a launching pad to resign from the court and run for President. At least that's what I'm hoping.
I just pray that Scalia isn't planning on taking his healthiest bowel movement in a decade on the poor people of America.
Welp, there goes my breakfast.
Sorry, I owe you some pancakes.
Taking a dump on the Constitution and the reputation of the Supreme Court is just a part of his morning routine.
Gives a whole new (or old) meaning to "his morning constitutional".
Don't you mean 'Pope of America'?
I don't know, I just assumed the worst — that they would just throw out the whole thing — a while ago, and got the stress over with. That way, any other decision ends up being a pleasant surprise.
So, what happens to the Massachusetts' health care law if "Obamacare" is struck down?
It stays, because the states can do whatever they like (check your immigration status, probe your vagina, whatever.) Except for the obvious exceptions, like preventing corporations from buying elections. That would be unconstitutional.
Then again, given that Scalia's definition of "unconstitutional" is "Republicans don't like it", maybe Mass. residents can look forward to getting back their Constitutional right to the lack of health care. I look forward to reading all about Massachusetts's terrible liberal politics in his dissent.
Club for Growth means growth in plutocrats' net worth.
It's not just a name, it's a command.
You got those special sunglasses, don't you?
Is that a Club for Growth in your pocket or are you just happy to see people getting laid off?
I saw someone comment recently that it was the LIBERALS who are responsible for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, since most of the D's voted to support the war resolution, so the deficit spending is really the Democrats' fault.
I laughed and laughed.
Repeat the big lie often and loudly enough and people will come to believe it.
That said, I'm a registered Green specifically because of the outcome of the 2003 Senate vote. The Dems were by no means responsible for Iraq, but more than half of them lacked the balls to vote against it.
I want to say something, but LifeHacker says snark is bad for you.
That's just because the LifeHacker folks, bless their hearts, are bad at it.
God bless the Club for Growth. If only we had them in the 19th century, we'd still have low-cost slave and child labor, no whales clogging up our oceans, and all the dark, soory water and air a truly self-regulated and free person could drink and breathe, until dying at the age of 28.
Don't forget marrying our girls off by the age of 14 or so, so that they could fulfill God's plan by pupping out the maximum number of offspring before dying of exhaustion or childbirth.
Government employees aren't really employed. They don't make any money, so they don't pay any taxes or put any money into the economy at all.
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I think it's the constant drumbeat from the right that drills stupidity into the gullible. Here's a bit from one of the their blogs today:
As the day of judgment approaches, half the country sits waiting for a small group of men and women to decide how many of our civil rights we get to keep. After two flawed decisions that draw not from the Constitution, but from policy and opinion, we wait hopefully for a third opinion that will set us free.
Christ. They are delusional.
Free at least! Free at least! Thank GOD almighty, we are free at least!
Let's see if I can guess the two decisions which removed our civil rights: Bush v. Gore, and Citizens United.
What do I win?
The Patriot Act, can't forget that abomination. Not only did that piece of legislation significantly erode our civil rights, it screwed up goddamn NyQuil.
True, but without BvG, the Patriot act would not exist. Ipso facto, QED, etc…
Do you think they realize that the Constitution is a government thing, not a list of talking points?
The Constitution is not to be actually read. You're supposed to just hold it up and either cry or wank over it, depending on the situation.
ohhhhh….like in my favorite Onion article http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-passion….
Those worship words!
This is a bit OT, but recently while driving to work I've been seeing these bumper stickers that read "Protect Religious Liberty" — illustrated with the Statue of Liberty holding a cross aloft instead of the torch. Okay, I understand the whole pun on "liberty," but could they have chosen a more ironic image to represent supposed religious freedom?
I have SUCH an urge to make an identical sticker but have it read "Protect Christian Hegemony". At least then it would make sense!
In the Xtard Dictionary, "Religious" is a synonym for "Christian." Everything else is pagan, idolatrous, blasphemous, heathen, secular, etc. etc. etc., and otherwise lumped into the huge category of Things That God Hates.
If there actually were such a thing as karma or justice, these people would quickly develop debilitating and preferably deadly medical conditions. Then they could go bankrupt thanks to their inadequate insurance, and die.
So far only 45,000 citizens a year are dying because they don't have health insurance. We really need to get to work on that number and at least triple it, preferably amongst white GOP voters. Sorry, Gramps, we just quadrupled your Medicare co-pay. Gotta do your bit to reduce that deficit you keep soiling your depends about, yah?
I guess it don't make no sense… if you ignore the obvious benefits of bombing and maiming Islamics (hint: Jesus' Second Coming).
"the program has turned into a corporate welfare slush fund for members of Congress such as Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina " That's what this sentence was intended to say, no?
Seriously, when did it become common to use "wasteful", "unnecessary" and "duplicative" as shorthand for "it is not to my liking"?
The same day "liberal" became shorthand for "my opponent."
I see "Club For Growth" but read "Hair Club For Men". Why is that?
I don't know, but I too saw that.
I saw "Chris Christie" next to "Club for Growth" and thought, now that's alarming.
I experience the same confusion every time I see "Club for Growth," and always have. Thing is, I have a full head of hair and by the miracle of genetics it appears as though I will until the day I die.
First, let me say this the kindest way possible: Fuck you for having hair.
Second, that certainly would explain my confusion. Well, that and the fact that their executive staff all look like Sy Sperling. Especially the women.
I have hair-it's just migrated down from the top of my head.
Because both appeal to fat, nasty old men.
Must have been all the hot tubs.
mmmm De MInt Chocula, so good!
EDA gave Arkansas $1 milllion? Mitt Romney takes that much to CoinStar each week in one or both of Ann's Cadillacs.
Remember when male-pattern baldness and penis enlargement were the primary concerns of the Club for Growth?
I keep reading that fish oil is healthy for you, but based on the CFG's advice I'm chucking those pills and picking up some light sweet crude.
I hear it goes down smooth and pairs well with Brawndo.
Get it along with the eyeless shrimp – delicious!
An innovation conference center in Arkansas is sort of like a Muslim Gay Marriage Chapel in Mississippi.
"You know, Paul, Reagan proved that deficits don't matter. We won the mid-term elections, this is our due."
-Kitten eating Lord of the Dark Realm-
Here's a lovely wake-up picture for you, those still in bed may want to masturbate.
https://twitter.com/MicheleBachmann/status/218330…
Is she holding a coupon for a new brain?
Is that her birth certificate or her Swiss citizenship card?
It's a golden ticket. Let's hope the UmpaLoompas can't save her from whatever mess she gets into at the chocolate factory.
Fucking hell, I am not looking forward to this.
I love the first comment on this link!
Her eyes are crossed. She must see two of everything. That's why she thinks the government's so big.
Thank you for that link and my first laugh of the day.
I think we should get rid of all the things that I don't personally benefit from.
Tax all foreigners living abroad.
Tax the blonde in my bed. Or rather, let her tax me.
You have just encapsulated the *entire* philosophy of the Republican Partei.
a tourism promotion program in the Northern Mariana Islands
Say, wasn't a disgraced and arrested former Republican House Majority Leader deeply intent on improving trade relations with the Marianas Islands?
Some other guy was involved….Jack….Jack Meoff? Something like that….
Nah, it was Heywood Jablomie.
I think he and Ben Dover played golf with Ben's sister Aileen.
Abraham Jackoff.
Well, this is good news for pay day loan companies and manufacturers of cardboard boxes.
Arkansas is just Alabama waiting to happen. That Innovation Conference Center was a last ditch effort to keep us from going full retard.
"Cato estimates that its elimination in 2010 would have saved taxpayers $389 million."
Pfft, that's not even enough to cover the cost of building a time machine to make it happen.
That said, mental masturbation never has a cost.
How much progress would be made by eliminating the Cato Institute?
About $21-23 million in progress, roughly. That's a lot of progress!
Lie, Lie, Lie, destroy people's lives, lie some more, and then blame the black man.
Best summary of the Republican platform I've read in quite some time.
I hate this death by a thousand cuts why not just pull the Band-Aid off quick. Clearly we should zero out all spending other than military and then turn control of the military over to Exon.
Having had small parts in procurement for both the military and Mobil, there is no guarantee that scheme will save any money.
Military kept sending us replacement helicopter blades for a model we no longer had.
Trip for Mobil had the department manager hosting a lunch at Ma Mason (in Beverly Hills). which came to $12,000 for 8 people in 1981. (He gave himself and each of his guests a case of vintage Veuve Cliquot. I attended but did not get champagne).
Well, taking that to it's logical conclusion, if we just stone cold fired everybody in the entire government and dismantled it completely, the economy would go right through the fucking roof, just like it has in Somalia.
You, sir, will have your own Fox News show before long.
Let's start with all, and I mean ALL, the lawyers, as Shakespeare suggested.
No government AND no laws … talk about your freedumbs!
But at least you could shoot that motherfucker next door that keeps annoying you without fear having to worry about the police, or laws, or well, your own safety.
I'm waiting for Sen. Frankenberry to weigh in on this.
Hes being lobbied by Quisp and Quake.
Sen. BooBerry (D) has your back.
This makes about as much sense as Paul Ryan's explanation.
If there is a Department of Spiders, we should get rid of it because they are scarey.
We do. Dick Cheney started it.
Tourism promotion in the Mariana Islands is only cool with Republicans when it inolves manipulating religious-right tribalism in order to protect sweatshop labor and sex trafficking.
I always mix up "The Club For Growth" and the conspiracy-theory bugbear "The Club of Rome." And with the three of clubs, too, sometimes.
"EDA grants that went to a wine tasting room"
I fucking love wine tasting! Chocola needs to be taken out back and given a sound beating.
There IS a wine industry in the USA, isn't there? And wine tastings promote the wine industry, right?
Chocola asks why his (hare/hair?-brained) proposal to eliminate, roughly, 80% of the government isn't "a no-brainer for Congress"?
I have to concede, on those terms, they are qualified.
Any one know when the vote on Holder's contempt charge is scheduled today?
About five minutes after SCOTUS speaks
Of course, he'll also be willing to eliminate the free healthcare for life he receives as a former congressman. You know, to reduce spending and the size of government.
Anything that keeps unemployment high is good for the GOP, ergo it's good for America. What's so hard to understand?
The Holder vote will take place during the Transportation/HUD appropriations bill, as per Daily Kos' 'Today in Congress': http://www.congressmatters.com/story/2012/6/28/31…
Meanwhile the Senate also has important matters to onsider:
Adopted S.Res.511, commending the Pacific Lutheran University Lutes Softball Team for winning the 2012 National Collegiate Athletic Association Division III Softball Championship.
Adopted S.Res.512, recognizing the 100th anniversary of Rice University.
Ineffective? Haven't you noticed what huge pricks they are?
With some of the elections on Tuesday, it looks like an endorsement from "The Club for Growth" is once again back to being a guaranteed kiss of death for any candidate unfortunate enough to receive one. Can they and Grover Norquist just wrestle to the death in a bathtub already?.
The ball is now in your court, Bo(eh)ner!. Please, please, introduce legislation to allow insurance companies to limit coverage for pre-existing conditions and to set lifetime limits on care! Let's see how that flies.
You can tell Count Chocula is a Republican, because he keeps going on about the "Blahs."
the “economic development” benefits are dubious and the program has turned into a corporate welfare slush fund for members of Congress
Yes, that's a good description of today's Wall Street.
Wait, you were talking about something else?
will someone please liveblog mittens as i can only get my mittens news via wonkette.
A huge reason as to why we may be $15 trillion in debt is the vast sums of corporate welfare repubs love to dole out to the military industrial complex and outsourcing multi-nationals.
"Club For Growth"?
Aren't they the people that have been clogging up my spam folder for years with their magical growth/enlargement formula?
Yes – the same honest people.
I thought people didn't put those clubs on their steering wheel anymore?
I'm all for reducing costs, how about we start with the insane perks and retirement bennies for our Congressidiots?
Mmmm, I love pancakes.
Blueberries. We want blueberries.
I have allergies. The authors of the Patriot Act, along with a bunch of meth heads, made my life more difficult.
This is my favorite: http://www.theonion.com/articles/elderly-man-sile…
Probably because I know several people for whom this could easily be the truth.
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