It's a Do It Yourself PaaartayRemember, Wonketteers in Oregon, Washington and even one or two of you freaks from Idaho: This is the weekend for the Decidedly Unofficial Seattle Gathering of the Wonkalos, and if enough people show up, we promise to never again use that term! The shindig will be Saturday June 30 starting at 6:30 PM at Latona Pub in beautiful Seattle.

The Wonkette gathering will be in the upstairs loft and pavilion. Be ready to drink like the Fremont Troll, if the Fremont Troll were able to set down that Volkswagen and pick up a pint. Your Correspondent will be there, assuming his 1973 Chevrolet, Vlad the Impala, does not deplete the Strategic Petroleum Reserve in making the trip from Boise.

Please note that this reader-organized event is not part of the officially-sponsored Wonkette Drinky Thing, so if you were expecting any actual Wonkette editorial staff to show up, you would be sadly disappointed.

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