Herman Cain and Ken Blackwell, the former Ohio secretary of state who STOLE THE 2004 ELECTION WITH MACHINES, have teamed up to produce this video about the Right to Vote. They do so by criticizing the Justice Department’s attempts to ensure black people can vote in the face of new laws that are clearly trying to suppress black turnout. And how could DoJ also refuse to pursue the New Black Panther Party scandal? Herman Cain and Ken Blackwell would have pursued it, for civil rights.

This is such incredible bullshit, and we don’t know who they’re expecting to fool. The opposite of what’s happening is happening, the two black Republican operatives can confirm.

[via Ed Kilgore]

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  • PuckStopsHere

    Two Toms say what?

  • chascates

    Progress comes at a price.

    • DahBoner

      Yeah, you wouldn't believe how much purple velour Pimphats cost nowadays!!!

  • guangho

    Once upon a time person A did a bad thing and since person B can be put into a social group that person A also belongs to, we should punish person B to show that we're serious about the bad thing person A did.

    • tessiee

      So, you're…
      giving spankings to who, now?

  • I dunno, I think that url kinda gives up the game: Protecty our vote.

    As in, it's enhancing our (Republican) votes through underhanded means, which is similar to, but definitely not identical to, "protecting" said votes.

    • Buckminster

      More like protecting us from voting?

  • Where's Mark Block in blackface? (er, blockface, blahface?)

  • bumfug

    Don't give Herman any shit or he'll have that demonic little girl murder more animals.

  • sharethegrief

    Ken does not do Blackwell.

  • coolhandnuke

    Uh oh. Eric Holder is on Mr Blackwell's List.

  • Estproph

    The Right to Vote is important. The Right to Have Your Vote Counted is meaningless.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Hey, Scalia pointed out that the rights to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" does not necessarily encompass the right to not be wrongly executed by the state. So, I'd say that the right to vote doesn't HAVE to mean that your vote get counted toward the total votes.

      • he also pointed out that women are not citizens according to the constitution. Such a gem of a man.

        • anniegetyerfun

          Seriously, I want him so bad.

        • And also, yesterday, that states are free to turn away Free Negroes at the border.

          • CthuNHu

            Can we get a Scalialand theme park alongside one of them there Bible-Flintstones-dinosaurs-Nessie-Creation theme parks, where everyone who always wanted to live in such a wonderful, magical place could go on vacation?

            And can all the rides, as well as the toilets, dunking stools, flagellariums, confessionals and the sign saying "Egress" all be cleverly disguised Sarlaccs?

            Thank you in advance, Santa.

      • Just as long as the process follows GAAP – GOP Approved Accounting Procedures.

        • scvirginia

          One for me, one more for me, one more for me, ad infinitum…

      • sullivanst

        Strange that the guy who said that life doesn't mean life, also voted to uphold mandatory "life means life" sentencing for kids.

  • edgydrifter

    Shorter BS message: "Black folks can't be trusted. Trust us on this–we're black."

    • scvirginia

      All cretins are liars?

      • No, just most black Republicans.

      • Chichikovovich

        Epimenides? Is that you?

        • well i don't know about that, but they sure are cretans.

          you know (and you probably do) my beloved fuflans is the etruscan version of pan / dionysus? only i spelled it wrong (fufluns is the preferred) so now i own my lesser spelling of a lower etruscan diety.

          • Chichikovovich

            Yes, I figured that out, at some point. (Not the part about the misspelling – I just figured there must be two different transliterations).A very cool name. (Is there a reason not to capitalize the first letter? Not that you should, because the small “f” makes it even cooler.)—

          • i would say ee cummings or something but mostly just lazy.

            though now i do remember me, i think i stopped capitalizing in the early days of email as some sort of protest at the lack of language skills typically displayed in business communication.

            (i was prouder and less destructible in my youth.)

            actually the variant spelling was from the economist. they did a book review of tuscan travel and (i will never forgot) approvingly noted the author's details like local deities: "the etruscan god of wine, pleasingly called 'fuflans'".

            i decided then and there my next cat would be named fuflans. and that became my thing even after darling fuflans died way too young back in '08.

            k now i have written too much as usual.

          • Chichikovovich

            Thanks for the b'ground – now I like the name even better.—

        • Euripides pants, Eumenides pants.

  • For the first time in my life as a Wonkette reader, I actually cannot bring myself to watch a posted video. This is as far as I go. I'm sorry. I can't go any further. I just want to rest. You'll all have to continue on without me. On your way back, if you need, feel free to use my body as an alternative source of food.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Are you going to eat that trail mix?

    • Tundra Grifter

      You're probably not going to need that cool watch, are you?

    • anniegetyerfun

      The first time? Really? I can't watch 98% of the videos posted here.

      • ditto. I just think of them as 'things that are there'.

    • coolhandnuke

      What is your shoe size?

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Dibs on the face!!

    • Rotundo_

      Max, you have company, I am not getting out of the boat, I am not leaving the plane and climbing down the mountain, I am not gonna hit the silk. There are just some places and some posted videos not to go to. They can have the trail mix, the M&M's, the beef jerky, the Slim Jims, pork rinds, tater chips, Pepsi, Toll-House Cookies, just leave the rice cakes for a pillow for me, they have no known nutritive value that anyone is aware of…

      • Buckminster

        I say, "It's time to go to the mattresses." Enough said.

    • Better we all wait here a day or two. By the time we come back this way, once the beasts of the forest are through with him, there won't be anything left.

    • tessiee

      Om nom nom… huh what?

    • nonbeliever7

      It's really not that hard. I just assume most of these videos are unreleased Saturday Night Live skits with bad guest actors and low humor value.

  • Callyson

    OK, about those New Black Panthers (all four of them): how the *hell* are they intimidating my ability to vote?

    Amusing me, yes, very much so, thanks, but intimidating? Um, no…

    • SorosBot

      Because they were so black! By being so black and, you know, standing there, they made all the little white men run away intimidated and stuff.

      • LesBontemps

        All the little white men in the Richard Allen Homes? Or do you mean that white boy the GOP sent over from Penn so they could then call in Fux Newz?

        • sullivanst

          The former, which is why there was such a flood of them* telling the Bush DOJ they were intimidated.

          * There were none of them. Zero, nada, zip, zilch. Not one.

    • They definitely intimidated the College Republican who was videotaping and questioning them, judging from the quiver in his voice he seemd to have shit his pants in fear. No visible effect on the yuppie couple or the little old white lady with the walker who calmly walked in to vote while the camera was rolling.

  • Callyson

    Why did the Department of Justice dismiss voter intimidation charges against the Black Panthers…why?

    Because they could not stop ROTFL long enough to add to their amusement by doing so…

  • Ëxtëmpöränüs

    "You want a right to vote, right?"

    • anniegetyerfun

      You know what you have to do.

    • The little old ladies at my polling place always grab me by the back of my head and shove my face toward their ballot boxes.

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    It's funny how Iraqis get purple fingers, and we get Diebold.

    I want a purple finger. I think it would do more good… easily identifiable, indelible.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Inedible? Oh. Fine.

    • Rotundo_

      I like paper ballots where you make a nice big "X" or complete a solid line so they can be counted and recounted and counted again without the need of a machine as a sole instrument recording. Hard copy is a wonderful thing. Everyone should demand it.

      • viennawoods13

        That's what do up here in Canuckistan, and hey, it works great! Nothing inefficient about it at all.

        • CthuNHu

          Ditto in New Hampster.

          In the majority of towns and cities, machines read them. When there are recounts, by state law, people read them.

          • viennawoods13

            Ours are read by humans always. I've been a scrutineer for a party in the polling station; at 8 pm the boxes get opened, ballots are dumped on a table, and the poll clerks sort them into piles. I got to point out one mistake when a ballot ended up in the wrong pile. Then they get counted, and usually within an hour the results are totaled up. It just makes so much sense.

  • stroge

    its nice to know the day has finally come where black men will defend the ability for white men to disenfranchise them at the polls. now if some republican ladies will just stand up and work on repealing the 19th amendment we'll be one step closer to being the 1787 nation so many whites want us to be (but this time with automatic guns – for everyone!)

    • Callyson

      now if some republican ladies will just stand up and work on repealing the 19th amendment

      I almost replied "Ann Coulter is on it," until I noted that you specified that "ladies" should work on that task…

    • Campbell Brown already has that on her list of upcoming OpEd topics.

      • I upfisted because I vaguely remember who she is from yesterday's Wonkette post. A week from now I'll go back to thinking Campbell Brown is a classic rock band, or maybe just the same thing as Steely Dan.

        • scvirginia

          Campbell Brown was named for a dildo? The things you learn at Wonkette!

          • Someone took a soupcan up the exhaust pipe. The rest, as they say, is history.

  • SorosBot

    They're still going on about the two black guys who stood around and didn't actually influence anyone's vote in anyway? Gee, what next, are they going to rant about how Rutherford Hayes stole the election from Samuel Tilden?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Too soon. That one still gets a rise out of me.

      • Chichikovovich

        Damn straight. Especially because the price the Hayes side paid the other side for not raising hell was the immediate withdrawal of Federal troops and the end of reconstruction. Hello, Klan, hello segregation!

        • viennawoods13

          And one of Gore Vidal's best books.

          • Chichikovovich

            I'm embarrassed to say I don't know that book – which one is it?

            (P.S. It's good to have an Ontario teacher in the neighborhood – my mother taught in northern Ontario for 35 years.)

          • tessiee

            What th–??
            Are you Neil Young?*
            *I started re-watching "the Last Waltz" today, and just watched the part with the song "Helpless".

          • Chichikovovich

            As you might imagine, there is considerable debate in northern Ontario about just what town Young is referring to in that song. He toured there in the mid-sixties with an early band, so he has some sense of the region. (He mentions Blind River in "Long May You Run", but as far as I know there are no other clues.)

            The Last Waltz version of "Helpless" is really pretty gripping. K.D. Lang has a breathtaking version of the song on the soundtrack of the movie Away from Her – that is worth tracking down too.

          • bobbert

            Deploying my oldz badge — I attended the Last Waltz. (At that time, The Band was undoubtedly my favorite group).

            When Joni started singing backstage harmony, people actually stopped inhaling for a minute or two.

            BTW, the whole show was a bit of a of a stitch-up. Some of the guest artists were great, but some were more confused (Clapton was, unfortunately, among the confused, dammitall). Happily, the Band-only tunes, and the second half which added Mr Zimmermann, were easily worth the price of admission.

            BTW2, one cool thing, that does actually come across in the film, is that Ronnie Hawkins came out and performed like they were still his backup band. And they all went along with it, because old friends, I guess. I thought it was cool.

          • Chichikovovich

            Well, I can sort of top that: I heard (but wasn't in a position to see) the Band at Le Coq D'Or in Toronto when they were still Ronnie Hawkins' backup band! I don't remember anything, because I was only 4-5 months in utero at the time, but my folks took an overnight train down to Toronto to spend a weekend, and they went to see Hawkins, who was the big show in town for young people.But man, it is soooooooo cool that you were at the Last Waltz. I'm also a big fan of The Band and I love the movie. I know what you mean about the inconsistent character of the performances – at one point I got hold of a bootleg with the raw soundboard audio, and it was at that point that I realized just how much cleaning up and overdubbing had to have been done on the Movie/Soundtrack polished version. —

          • Chichikovovich

            Addendum: Actually they may also have played along because they realized they owed Hawkins a lot of thanks. He was an OK rock and roll singer, but mostly a fantastic showman with a phenomenal eye for talent. And at the time central Canada was his domain – so he would keep hiring new groups as opening acts, scouting the musicians, and then poaching the best of them for his own group. Then he would work them like a drill sergeant : Practice, practice, practice, constantly.

            After four years of this, his bands would be spectacularly tight. The next wave after The Band became The Full Tilt Boogie Band, that backed Janis Joplin on her last shows and the album Pearl. A whole generation of Canadian studio musicians, touring artists, major music producers like David Foster, went through his boot camp.

          • viennawoods13

            I once walked past Ronnie Hawkins on my way to the washroom at the El Mocambo in Toronto. Sadly, that was more than 30 years ago. I am OLD.

          • viennawoods13

            1876. Wherein Vidal waxes cynical about the American political system (again, but he does it SO well!) It's good to be an Ontario teacher right now… 3 more days…

          • Chichikovovich

            Thanks – I'll put it on my "to read" list.

            I had forgotten that Ontario schools go until June 30 – Here in Michigan they finished weeks ago. No wonder it never seems as if my son's high school classes cover as much as mine did!

  • I'll be spending the rest of my day muttering, "special place in hell, special place in hell."

  • Barb

    They are just Allen West short of being The Pips.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Pip Libel!

      • Barb

        I thumb you up for that. I like the Pips. : ) Thanks!

        • Tundra Grifter

          Gladys Knight and The Pips were the hard-luck Motown Band. They just couldn't catch a break.

          When, at last, they had a real hit with "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" Marvin Gaye rushed out his cover and that was taken from them, as well.

          • SorosBot

            But Midnight Train to Georgia is still one of the greatest songs ever recorded. And putting it on a jukebox is guaranteed to get a bar singing along.

          • Tundra Grifter

            "I'll take 'Great Bar Sing-Along Songs' for $1,000, Alex."

            How about "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille?"

        • tOO Funney!!! but no thing for THREE HUORS~!!~!!! THATS TO LONG~~~~~!!!!!!!!


          • Barb

            Lube, now that you are here you might as well explain to me the serious aggression you have toward me. You sit on your website and say the most vile things about me. You changed your name to "LouBarb" and you are focused on hating me. Now you've come here and you only reply to my comments so that you are assured that I will see you. Did I do something to you that I am unaware of?

          • SorosBot

            OK, I just looked at Lube's history and – what the fuck? This person seems seriously mentally ill, unable to type properly, and obsessed with you. Urgh.

          • Barb

            I know, like I need this shit right now. Seven day-old Mina's infection is down enough to have her open heart surgery in the morning and I am sweating this SHIT?

          • SorosBot

            Damn; really, really sorry to hear that, our thoughts are all with her. And this shit is – what the fuck?

          • Chichikovovich

            I hope the infection is not too serious – my son had one too when he was born prematurely. Once the water breaks, a major protection against infection for the child is lost. If labor is delayed, an infection becomes a near certainty. So I hope it is just such a routine, expected infection.

            We'll be thinking of you and your family tomorrow morning.

          • Barb

            Thanks Chich! It's 5 AM here. The sun is up and I am ready for today.

          • I hope all goes well with the surgery, Barb.

          • Callyson

            Shit, my thoughts are with you…and her…

            Ignore this other unimportant shit–we at Wonkette love you!

          • Barb

            Morning Callyson! Love you back.

            I think Lube wants me to go away and cry. Don't like me? Tough! I ain't going anywhere.
            I think the calls are coming from inside the house, lol.

            Let's snark like the wind!

          • Chichikovovich

            Yes, I checked the history too. There is something seriously wrong there. I've alerted Rebecca that there is an issue, let's pay careful attention to this from here on.

          • Barb

            Thanks Chic.

          • redarmyzombie

            Dear Lube,

            Why don't you stop harassing people and go fuck yourself with a curling iron, you weasel-sucking bucket of festering shit herpes.

          • Barb

            Red, do you ever sleep?
            My teeth hurt from grinding them. Release the snark!

          • redarmyzombie

            Barb, my sleep schedule is so remarkably inconsistent I think it hates me sometimes. Occasionally, it's in alignment with everyone else, and some of the time it's in inverse proportion, and some times it won't even let me sleep until a full 48 hours have passed. On the plus side, some of my best thinking comes at night, so there's that.

            Oh, and Lube is an ass-whoring monkey fucker who needs to crawl in a hole and shit himself to death.

            (That's not a violation of Commenting Rule #2, is it?)

          • Barb

            Sorry that it took me so long to get back to you, Red.

            Do you go on long periods of sleep? If I could eliminate one part of my life it would be the time wasted sleeping. I don't like to sleep and I never have, not even as a teen. I sleep for short periods of time, my mind races, I flip the pillow to the cool side and then I stare at the ceiling.

          • redarmyzombie

            'S okay. And no, I don't have long periods of sleep, I just go through a normal cycle until I'm not tired anymore, then repeat.

            Though sometimes I wish I could have just a nice long nap; I actually used to hate sleep too as a kid. Like you said, just a long waste of time. I like it better now though. My dreams have become more frequent, where as a kid I would have them MAYBE once every two weeks. I'm a bit of a writer, and lately the experiences I've had in my dream cycle have helped me in that regard, so sometimes I rather welcome it.

            And sometimes yeah, I do scream "Fuck you, I don't WANNA go to sleep!"

          • Barb

            The coffee Gods smile upon me this morning. Yay!

          • redarmyzombie

            Oh, coffee is wonderful! If it weren't for coffee, I'd be declared clinically dead each morning.

    • And then they'd be Alan Keyes short of The Four Toms.

    • Fairtackle

      More like Two Black Crows.

    • LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    • dogscantlookup

      If we only had a T.A.R.D.I.S. to send them to the 1850s I'm sure they would be happier,
      isn't that what these fucktards say they want to go back to?
      I hope they have fun!

  • neiltheblaze

    Ken Blackwell was suppressing the right to vote when Herman Cain was just another horny executive.

  • BloviateMe


    I'm just waiting for a video showing why it's American to throw kittens in a burlap sack and beat them with a tire iron, cuz at this point, why not?

    • LesBontemps

      Didn't you see Herb Cain's last video project?

  • MissTaken

    This is not what comes to mind when I think of black on black crime.

  • SorosBot

    They actually flat-out lie and say, "Why is Eric Holder demanding that Florida stop removing illegal voters from their rolls?" Uh, no, he's demanding that Florida stop removing legal voters from their rolls. Stop lying.

    • I saw the lyingest lyin' liar political commercial before I left the house – some bitch in a lab coat (she's a doctor!) talking about how Obamacare is "Just Not Worth It" cuz it'll cost HUNDREDSABILLIONZADOLLARZ and it's "Just Not Working". If I was Elvis I woulda shot my teevee. I would've just laughed, but people actually believe that horseshit.

  • bikerlaureate

    Martin Luther King Jr. never ran a fever high enough to imagine shit like this.

    "Nice voter registration card ya got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it…"

    • Toomush_Infer

      As in…"I had a nightmare…."?

  • Callyson

    Contact Eric Holder…tell him to do his job


    Dear Attorney General Holder:

    Please continue to stand up against voter suppression tactics disguised as "voter fraud" initiatives. Thank you.

    Sincerely yours,




  • Just think how many more gobs of money he could make being a preacher instead of a Business guy.

    • tessiee

      Although, to be strictly accurate, that's probably true of just about anyone.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Funny how the first name on Mr. Blackwell's list of the 10 Dumbest Republicans is Ken Blackwell.

  • LesBontemps

    Why did the Department of Justice dismiss voter intimidation charges against the Black Panthers?

    Maybe it was because they couldn't find any voters who were intimidated?

    But hey, I've got some questions for ol' Herb, too. Why did those women dismiss their sexual harassment claims against you? Why? Because they were paid to?

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      Paid in tomato sauce-stained cash?

    • freddymcmurray

      It was mighty white of those gals to do that.

  • fartknocker

    Harlem Vote Robbers.

  • coolhandnuke

    Just like his 9-9-9 tax plan, Herman Cain poached this idea from another video game–"Grand Theft Autocrat."

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Worse In Living Color sketch ever!

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      Men on Phelgm.

  • "You want to vote, don't you?" Herman asks, while pushing the voter's head toward his crotch.

  • Not the duet I was expecting.

  • ttommyunger

    Winners of the "Dumber Than Log Cabin Republicans" Award for 2012.

  • Chris

    Purple is a nice color unless it's used for gay pride, in which case it's gayyyyyyyy

  • Ëxtëmpöränüs


    Fuck you, too, Ken "My Last Name is Ironically Oxymoronic" Blackwell. This whole Republican voter ID terrorism campaign has me more pissed off than anything else this year, especially because it could actually fucking work.

    Also, it is the very definition of undemocratic, flat-out fucking cruel to seniors (many of whom have been fighting against disenfranchisement of one kind or another for more than half a century), further unmoors (see what i did there?) the adrift and disadvantaged, alienates already apathetic and uninvolved youth, and I obviously just watched the goddamn video and I'm going to have a shot and a shot and a shot and a shot and a fap and a cigarette and a shot and try to calm down.

    Or maybe I'll go outside and just cold cold-cock the first wide tie-wearing, triple-breasted suit-shucking, sellout motherfucker I see.

    Perhaps we should vote on it…PSYCH!!

    • coolhandnuke

      One vote for fapping.

      • Ëxtëmpöränüs

        Fap early and fap often!

    • Nostrildamus

      Extemporanus, do you have the measles?

      • Ëxtëmpöränüs

        QR really one to talk, Nostrildamus.

    • Nothingisamiss

      I think I'm in love with this comment. *sigh.*

  • Trannysurprise

    It's getting easier to tell the "house" help from the "field" help all the time.

  • Not_So_Much

    How many women were groped by Spermin' Herman in the making of this video?

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      Katie waits for the answer…

  • LesBontemps

    Chuck D. weeps.

  • Wasn't "Black GOP operative" a David Chappelle sketch?

  • rickmaci

    Wonder how much money the Koch boys threw in to fund TomPac so these two blahtards could make a living trying to put this shit on TV?

  • LesBontemps

    Needz moar Michael Steele in straw boater.

    • tessiee

      You better not let Limeylizzie hear you talking like that.

  • didgen

    Can someone choke these two until they turn purple please? It is a very nice color.

  • coolhandnuke

    Worst NWA video evah.

    • CountryClubJihadi

      Ni**as With Amnesia.

  • That is truly fucking disgusting.

    • AlterNewt

      Ornette Coleman and Eric Dolphy are weeping.

    • yeah i was thinking 'shameful' but 'disgusting' is equally apt.

      really, i haven't been snark worthy all day. i spent the afternoon listening to seniors rant on about 'this administration' 'stealing their savings' and 'destroying their healthcare' and i am pretty much only fit for the bottle.

      • bobbert

        FWIW, I'll be on Medicare in four months and a few days, and I won't be saying that shit.

  • Goonemeritus

    Since gun crimes are committed by gun owner’s maybe we should purge the voting roles of all NRA members until they can prove they’re eligible. I’m sure the GOP wouldn’t want potential past or future felons to vote.

  • Cain & Blackwell hate black pepper!!

  • Beowoof

    Maybe Ken and Herm could share some of that Koch cash they are getting paid to make up horseshit such as this with the new Black Panthers and then the new Panthers wouldn't be so pissed off anymore.

  • MosesInvests

    Maybe someone should send these two idiots a case of Oreos.

    • BaldarTCrabass
      • not that Radio

        WTF? Don't get between a Real American and his Diabetes Cookies.

        Brent Johnson removing oreo from my page now
        2 hours ago Like 1

        Do people actually follow Oreo on facebook? What motivates someone to do that? Have we all gone insane?

        • BaldarTCrabass

          Let them eat Hydrox!!

          • not that Radio

            Famous Amos and Ken Snackwell agree.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Um…everyone realizes all the New Black Panthers did to "suppress the vote" was stand around outside a polling place in a black neighborhood, right?

    I think they're jerks, but saying standing around outside a polling place is voter suppression, while actually kicking people off the voter roles isn't, is wingnut illogic stretched to the breaking point.

    • Redgyal

      All wing nut logic is at the breaking point. And you must not have gotten the memo, the voters who were suppressed by the Black Panthers were the white people watching it on Fox…because they were scared.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Wingnuttery "stretches" about as well as Play-Doh. What makes it useful is how easily it's molded.

  • The only person in these United States I'd trust less with conducting a fair election than Ken Blackwell is Karl Turdblossom Rove.

    Now I can imagine what a Hitler and Göring video about Jewish civil rights would look like.

  • CthuNHu

    Hello, I'm a puffy-faced Negro former officeholder with a mustache.

    And I'm a fully psychotic puffy-faced Negro wannabe officeholder with a mustache.

    And we'd like to warn you about the number one threat that this great nation faces:

    A Negro officeholder with a mustache.

    Trust us on this one — you just can't trust people like that.




    [I didn't actually watch this abomination, but I pretty much nailed it, right?]

  • TribecaMike

    Oh dear God, don't tell me they're going to bring back Godfather's Pizza.

  • America's next Secretaries of Defense and Education!

  • Troglodeity

    Waiting for the "" ad featuring Phyllis Schlafly and Christine O'Donnell.

  • There are 2 Negro Asshats standing around my youtube insulting my intelligence. Why won't Eric Holder kick them in the nuts?!

  • Butch_Wagstaff

    Armstrong Williams & Allen Keyes are so pissed that they weren't asked to be a part of this.

  • glamourdammerung

    Herman "Sexual Predator" Cain, noted serial sexual harasser, is going on about civil rights?

    Also, why are the teabaggers playing the "race card" here?

  • Blackwell, sotto voce: "And remember, I'm the smart one, 'cause I'm light-skin-ded!"

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Alberto 'I don't remember' Gonzales should do one on DOJ .

  • Antispandex

    Black Republicans…I have lived too long.

    • Chichikovovich

      Remember when Black Republicans were people like Senator Edward Brooke?

      Remember when there were any Republicans like Senator Edward Brooke?


    • tessiee

      "I have lived too long."

      So have they.

    • Negropolis

      I'm so glad they left the Republican Party. Even when it was the anti-slavery party, it was still the party of business interests.

  • BoroPrimorac

    What, they couldn't book Katherine Harris and James O'Keefe so they went with these two dumb fucks?

  • proudgrampa

    Swear to God. This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.

    Cain is a freakin' JOKE.

  • Isyaignert

    They just had to have Governor Skellator for the token white guy. That dood creeps me out.

  • So Tired

    Uh, I was told Ludacris was going to be in that video.

    • scvirginia

      I had a feeling that was a misrepresentation to lure me in, so I resisted. Glad to have my suspicion confirmed- thanks!

    • BaldarTCrabass

      No, but it was ludicrous, so you got that anyway.

  • ChernobylSoup

    Those two fuckers went and killed Nora Ephron.

    • viennawoods13

      I'm sad about that. I love her essays- she always seems to be speaking directly to me.

      • MosesInvests

        One of my favorite Nora Ephron lines:
        "They told me I was 'too New York', which I guess is a polite way of being anti-Semitic."

    • SorosBot

      Whatever anyone thinks about her later works, When Harry Met Sally is quite possibly the greatest romantic comedy ever made.

  • rocktonsam

    were these guys invited to the summit in Park City?

    betcha not

  • lulzmonger

    "Good work, boys! Your 30 pieces of silver are in the mail."

    – Reince Priebus

  • badgitator

    Needs moar 'Mammy'!

  • tessiee

    With that doofy brown suit, he has the nerve to put *other* people on the Worst Dressed List?

  • chascates

    Things not looking good for old Charley:
    Adriano Espaillat 56.3%
    Charles B. Rangel Incumbent 34.5%

  • tessiee

    Herman: Vote the way I tell you to, or else I'll do that creepy thing with my tongue.

  • OT: Oh yeah, Now I remember why I came back to bother you Wonketeers tonight: This Picture!

    • scvirginia

      Many thanks- that's a Dewey. Er- I mean, a doozy!

  • Negropolis

    I can't snak about this. There is a special place in hell for people who deal in this kind of blatant deception. It'd be easy to call them Uncle Toms, but that would even be an insult to the actual character

  • tessiee

    Holy shit! Cleveland Brown is a real person?

  • Lay off the loopy lettuce, home-bros.

  • chascates

    He's turned it around!

    U.S. House District 13 Dem – Primary: 82 of 506 precincts – 16 percent

    Charles Rangel (i) 3,404 – 56 percent
    Adriano Espaillat 1,773 – 29 percent

    • rocktonsam

      what about the Latino vote?

      • BoroPrimorac

        Rangel is more Puerto Rican than mondongo.

    • Negropolis

      And why would we be celebrating this?

  • chascates

    And the Hatch Man is looking to come back. From the Salt Lake Trib:
    Hatch was leading by better than two-to-one with about 30,000 votes counted in the state’s most populous county.

  • still. i haz a sad about nora ephron.

    anyone who causes laughter should be remarked.

  • These two guys, Stockholm Syndrome — is that unkind? Players get played. Sooner or later players get played.

    • bobbert

      I don't think it's Stockholm Syndrome — these clowns have never been held hostage. It's more like "Reagan Syndrome" — "The system worked for me, so it must work for everybody. Oh, and I've got mine."

      • SorosBot

        It's probably more simple than that – "I'll get (more of) mine by playing the minstrel". Call it Amos 'n Andy syndrome (if Amos 'n Andy were actually black).

  • This blah wants nothing to do with Ken and Herman. Should I lighten my skin and get a new nose like Michael Jackson, or is that what killed him?

    • scvirginia

      I don't want anything to do with Romney, Rove, Cheney, et al., but I doubt a dark tan will help me any more than your going MJ. All we can do is laugh at 'em all.

  • Isyaignert

    Bretibard would be proud of this ridiculous, insincere schlockfest.

  • bobbert

    Incidentally — and I realize that he is only one of a long list, but — how is it that Ken Blackwell is not in prison?

  • BoroPrimorac

    Please come out of retirement Dave Chappelle.

  • Negropolis

    The ghost of MLK is so going to get these two, you guys. You don't even know.

    This is why Romney can't win. He just can't. I don't know if I could take it. Dubya's two wins (or one appointment/elevation and one steal) were already pushing the limit. For Obama to be taken down because of all of this would just be too much.

  • dogscantlookup

    Catch A Free Man

    • BaldarTCrabass

      …By his toe,
      if he hollers let him vote,
      Eenie Meenie Miney Ho.

  • dogscantlookup

    Dred Scott free?

  • lochnessmonster

    Did they use a TelePrompTer? I think so!

  • Negropolis

    OT: Hey Michiganders, have you seen eccentric, Detroit attorney Geoffrey Fieger's (Kevorkian's lawyer) latest ad for his firm where he just cold calls Obama's more irrational critics racists? The comercial is striking because it's what the base has been saying, but he's actually put his money where his mouth is. He's Trumpian in his self-promotion, and he's totally using this ad to prepare to run for the mayor of Detroit, if you ask me, but I saw the ad and I was just flat stunned. Totally didn't expect it.

    EDIT: Tried linking to it, and my post kept getting deleted. Anyway, Google it.

  • BaldarTCrabass

    I like how Herman says we should keep politics out of the DOJ. I wonder where he was when Alberto Gonzales fired all those US Attorneys for, uh, political reasons.

    • bobbert

      They'd "lost their way" back then, remember?

  • calboy2

    Back in my day we called these douche bags Oreos — but these guys have a poisonous filling

  • elburritodeluxe

    If Herman Cain puts as much effort into getting out the black vote for Republicans as he did to hide his numerous affairs, Barack Obama's going to be in big trouble.

  • DahBoner

    We're here to protect your right to vote for the Republican of your choice!!!

  • elburritodeluxe

    Two Lie Crew!

  • sezme

    Nice drumming, though.

  • What's so sad is these two clowns don't notice the Cock brothers and their kind laughing their asses off at the two stupid black guys fucking over their own people.

  • thefrontpage

    Herman Cain and Ken Blackwell were seen at The Eagle and Town nightclubs in D.C. the other night, both in full leather outfits and both of them were holding riding crops and whips.

  • PhillipMarlowe6

    Was Kenneth Gladney with them?

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