Man, broheim, is that the Constitution? Dude, it’s totally the Constitution. Nice.
In this latest masterwork of paintsmithery from wingnut artist Jon McNaughton, our bro-hero, “The Empowered Man,” straight-up took the Constitution from under Obama’s feet so Jimmy Madison and his fellow Founder bros (+ Lincoln/Reagan) could jack off to it. Look at the defeated Obama, like, “Bro, bro, that’s my Constitution, chill for a sec.” “No, Hussein, bro, I’m taking this to the party tonight.” “Cool, cool… just bring it back.” “No.”
And then our bro-hero was arrested for stealing the Constitution and had to have his parents bail him out of jail.
Thus ends today’s “Today in Art.”