New John McNaughton Painting Features Bro Chillin' With The Constitution

Man, broheim, is that theConstitution?Dude, it's totally the Constitution.Nice.

In this latest masterwork of paintsmithery from wingnut artist Jon McNaughton, our bro-hero, "The Empowered Man," straight-up took the Constitution from under Obama's feet so Jimmy Madison and his fellow Founder bros (+ Lincoln/Reagan) could jack off to it. Look at the defeated Obama, like, "Bro, bro, that's my Constitution, chill for a sec." "No, Hussein, bro, I'm taking this to the party tonight." "Cool, cool... just bring it back." "No."

And then our bro-hero was arrested for stealing the Constitution and had to have his parents bail him out of jail.

Thus ends today's "Today in Art."

[ Jon McNaughton ]