It seems like only this afternoon that we were gazing in awe and wonder on the cartoon peepers (and maybe a little tits and ass) of the 20 hottest chicks in conservative media. How do the men in the office all manage to get any work done, are we right bros? Hubba hubba hubba bork bork bork.
But then we wondered: What men would even be qualified to judge the comparable hotness of slinky minx Ann Coulter as compared to whoever the rest of them were? And could we rank the men who judged the hottest conservative women by the hotness they themselves evince? OF COURSE NOT, men are to be judged on the quality of their work, IDIOT. We couldn’t find Steven Crowder? Maybe he is super hot? We did not leave him out on purpose! Steven Crowder, please send us a glamour shot! Eric Morris from Misfit Politics? We couldn’t find you either! Send us a pic, for us to fap to!
And now, without further ado, we present to you the seven hottest conservative men to judge the 20 hottest conservative women in media! And UPDATE to be TOTALLY CLEAR: These are the men who sat on the panel and judged the hottest conservative women contest. And without further ado again …
Here is Quin Hillyer, American Spectator and super hotty.
And here is John Hinderaker. Would you send John Hinderaker to the reeducation camps for wearing glasses, ladies? No you would not!
Here’s John Hawkins! He automatically almost wins for having once stood next to Ana Marie Cox.
Ali Akbar from Vice and Victory and National Bloggers Club. Er …
Dustin Stockton from The Tea Party.net. Look how saucy, like a young Marcus Bachmann! Rowr!
Erik Telford from the Franklin Center. Hotty McMmmmmm! Mama likes a man who likes his meat and taters!
And the winner is … Lee Stranahan from Breitbart, because he looks like he could score us some biker meth.