ZOMG you guys, brutal dictator Barack Obama said in his usual sober and almost somnolent tones that he would advise Mitt Romney, whose “advisor” wrote some shirty thing for a German newspaper about how Obama is a big dummkopf who doesn’t understand the economic situation in Europe, and how Germany should never listen to Obama because of his glaring dumbness, that “there is only one president at a time” and historically political differences “end at the water’s edge.” Will the Republic be able to stand this kind of chill on Mitt Romney’s jerk advisors’ freedom of speech? Probably not, because Barack Obama is going to put that advisor in a Twitter gulag now, forever. [Mediaite]
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Swiss banks are people too, my friends.
–Mitt Romney
Romney's going to reverse course on U.S. policy and ensure that Swiss banks can keep
histheir U.S. tax evader accounts secret.Because forcing banks to reveal the names of account holders is a bit like forcing your mom to drop her pants and show her knickers (or temple garments, as the case may be) what with the banks being people and all.
Mittardo, worst Luchador ever.
I'll never be able to listen to "Lean Like a Cholo" again…
Romney is just playing up to the Austrian Warmbloods.
This is straight out of an episode of ¡Mucha Lucha!
Wasn't Glenn Hubbard the W era douchebag that had a giant, sand-in-his-vagina shitfit at the end of 'Inside Job'? Fuck 'im.
We must impeach.
There you are!
Yes, I was worried about Barb.
Yep, plane took off on Tuesday, pilot aborted takeoff and plane slammed back down to Tarmac, breaking plane. You know the airline knows they fucked up when they email you a refund without your even complaining, lol.
Typing on iPad sucks.
Jeff is in a conference, Christine is in the delivery room right now and I am going bonkers in the hotel room here in Vegas. I should be in Delaware with my daughter.
Good grief, Barb, I'm so glad you're safe. Best wishes for your daughter and her baby's safe delivery.
Thanks
Ouch, glad you are OK. Best of luck to you and Christine.
Is it still 115F?
Continuing best wishes for the bambino.
Preach it, Barb!
Poor Mittens. More desperate than a housewife on Wisteria Lane.
If the situation was reversed, headlines at the NY Post would declare
"LIB TRAITORS FLIRT WITH NAZIS."
There is only one president at a time. And it just happens to always be not the black guy.
That's the ticket, Romney 'advisor" – stir up the Germans to rally against Obama. Because everyone knows what happens when the Germany gets fired up.
They lose a war?
They love David Hasselhoff?
Would you like a drink before the war? Ning! that trespassers will be tied up with piano wire…
Yeah, but not before they end up taking humanity down a peg with 'em.
they go to the biergarten?
Mitt & his whole cabal of freaks (and that includes precious Ann Romney) are kind of dicks, aren't they?
Kind of?
I don't think they're kind to anybody.
Yes, it's as though they feel they are entitled and are angry that the electorate does not just recognize them as our obvious leadership choice.
That's so unusual for rich people. I wonder what went wrong.
You might say that they're paradickmatic.
Romney – "Ich bin ein dumbass"
President Obama is destroying the economy! He knows nothing about how it works! His advice is completely wrongheaded and will destroy Europe! He's crushing America under a burden of debt!
Hey, if you're hearing it all the time, there must be some kernel of truth to it, right?
You're totally missing the Fucks Gnus process: "If you're hearing it all the time from us, it's absolutely 100% true."
My God, if he had taken That Tone with a group of Liberals, they'd be looking for a rope and a tree! (Yeah, I've got a long memory.)
But the Germans should listen to Mitt Romney, who knows a lot about the economy because – um – really, how the fuck does this guy with no credentials pass himself off as an economic expert?
Bidness! Because Mitt's spent his career taking struggling companies, looting their pension funds, firing their workers and selling off the remaining capital assets, he knows exactly what'll fix this economy — cutting his taxes.
It's more understandable when you consider what the bozos with credentials did.
Concern Mittens troll, trolling.
Barack is no Dummkopf. He's a Schoenkopf.
he does have a beautiful head….
I misheard Cleavon Little then! His grandmother was Deutsch, not Dutch.
We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
Wait. When did the comment board at Mediaite become a less-informed version of Red State?
When it began, it seems.
I just noticed that. When trolls descend upon a spot that was once well-spoken and sported halfway-competent analysis of the provided material, it's a shame to see that element depart the scene rather than take on the wormlike invaders…
If that's what they call a "zinger" over there ("… I make jokes… and use lots o{linebreak} spaces to emphasize my lame statements…"), it's more what I'd call a belly flop.
Gah! Made me look!
they should totally take Mitt to Berlin for a big speech, to show how absolutely awesome he is on the international stage. I'm sure the turnout would be in the tens. And he could give inspiring lines such as "Ich bin ein jelly — what is that thing – I'll have one of them…"
Could the Golden Dawn afford the bus trip up from Greece?
"traditionally, America’s political differences end at the water's edge."
Traditionally, we have white, male Republican Presidents.
This is why Nobama wants to tax us to stop climate change – so the water's edge won't creep in and reduce his dictatorial scope.
Free the Fahrenheit 451!
That's what happens when your advisor is a Dummkopf instead of a Schoenkopf.
Scheißkopf, I'd say.
Damn! You beat me to the punch.
Good thing, too. There's a turd floating in the punch.
I'm sure the wingnut media will spin this as another example of the arrogant Obama attacking the free speech rights of the Republican nominee in an unprecedented fashion in order to draw attention away from his own incompetence.
In their world, anytime Obama acts like he's the President, it's an insult to the American people who apparently voted him out of office in 2010, but Obama refused to do the right thing and step down in humiliation and let a Republican take over.
Because uppity nigra, also, too, as well.
Yeah, pretty much. I heard someone put it as Obama is arrogant because he is working towards the things he campaigned on, rather than implementing McCain's policies like he was elected to do.
But can Obama win without the German (nationals) vote?
Anyone else think maybe Barry is getting just a little fucking up-to-here with the constant disrespect from these assholes?
Oh yeah … I'm looking forward to watching him rip Mitt a new one, when it's time to get into the cage.
I thought the same thing watching that video. I fear the man is close to losing his famous cool.
“there is only one president at a time”
Yeah, but Mitt Romney's advisers think Obama is only 3/5 president.
Mitt loves the old Germany, where all the barbed wire fences were just the right height
Romney's advisors know about the other countries?
Well, their tax laws, bank deposit hours, and unbaptized-mormon citizen lists, yes.
Yeah, like Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union and East Germany and Czechoslovakia.
I take solace in the fact that most Europeans are more informed about American politics than our own electorate and already know that the tea-baggers and their leaders are a bunch of racist dumbfucks.
Stop apologizing for America, Mittens!
"yeah, well the Presidents birth location used to end at the water's edge too. You started it!"
You don't see a lot of people called "shirty" these days.
But it's appropriate, especially for those who are getting siditty.
“there is only one president at a time”
That's only true if the president is born in the United States.
I love the idea of a Twitter Gulag. Can we put the Twitter in a Twitter Gulag?
Politics ending at the water's edge hasn't been true since the Monroe Doctrine. But Mitt is counting on people being home schooled, so that line will sound kind of smart.
and elected representatives didn't used to yell 'you lie' during state of the union addresses either.
i hope angela remembers what happened the LAST time a republican was in the white house.
Unlike Americans, Germans have a keen sense of history and right-wing ideology in a Country as powerful as the US is going to scare the living shit out of them.
I am a bit surprised that Bishop Romney is having his team deal with Germany since they offed six million of "his people" during that whole compassionate conservatism spree in the 1930s-1940s.
Also, is this really any different than Republicans going to Israel's parliament to talk trash about the President?
Too bad Romney's advisor hasn't produced several best selling music albums. I could call up the Dixie Chicks and we could set them on fire while chanting for thought and speech purity..
Obama "warns" that there is only one president at a time? "Warns"? Really, guys?
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