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Here Is A Picture Of Barack Obama’s High School Friends Being Total Drug Addicts

Look at these fucking stonersCan you find Jeff Spicoli in this picture? Have they already smoked their marijuana, or are they preparing to smoke their marijuana? Did they smoke two joints before they smoked two joints? Will they smoke two INTERCEPTED!

In the meantime, aw man, doesn’t this take you back? All that’s missing is someone’s mom to drive them to the skate park in their Ocean Pacific (OP) shorts. And what are they getting ready to eat? That cake we like. This is just a perfect picture. That is all. [WashEx]

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  1. noodlesalad

    Clearly, these people are all too skinny to be Americans.

    In all seriousness, I want to go to there. Too fun.

  2. Hera Sent Me

    This is a photo of the meeting where it was decided Barack would be president one day.

    1. Hera Sent Me

      An excerpt from the minutes follows:

      Commie Wastoid 1: You know what would be totally awesome? If one of us became president one day.

      Commie Wastoid 2: Man, that would be primo bitchin'. Which one of us should it be?

      Commie Wastoid 3: Don't look at me man. I plan to destroy my mind with LSD in a couple months.

      Commie Wastoid 1: Yeah, well I'll be living on a commune in California.

      Commie Wastoid 2: Hey, Barry is passed out. I nominate him.

      Commie Wastoid 4: I, like, second that.

      Commie Wastoid 1: All in favor, make a peace sign.

      Commie Wastoid 5: Looks like it's totally unanimous.

      Commie Wastoid 1: Like, wake up Barry and tell him.

      Commie Wastoid 3: Wake up dude, you're like totally going to be president.

      Barry: Of Pakistan?

      Commie Wastoid 3: No dude, of America.

      Barry: Almost as good.

    2. Tundra Grifter

      Well, I give all of them a lot of credit for realizing he could no longer be a Supreme Court Justice.

      1. Baconzgood

        You gotta crack those windows. If you get pulled over…well you get the picture.

        Trust me. Lessons learned hardest are learned best.


        I was thinking the same thing! It's absolutely amazing we go from no camera phones, to crappy ones, all the way to 10 MP camera phones just to make our pictures look like 1955 all over again. Why!!!

  3. harriedhubby

    Oh SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! They have CAKE! How did this get past BREITBART??? CAKE! They want to rub CAKE all over the constitution! CAKE! Everyone lock and load and be on the lookout for CAKE!

  4. harriedhubby

    When you look at the dufus who posted this original item on the Washington Examiner, you come away with the thought that the brother needs to either hit a spliff, take a dump, get laid, or all three.

    1. actor212

      I was just thinking he looks upset he missed the party.

      "Chooming? Aw, man, that's another thing Mom did that I haven't! My mom is cooler than I'll ever be!"

  5. Chow Yun Flat

    A choice between a member of a multi-ethnic bunch of laid back tokers or an uptiight leader of a crew that assaults gay fellow students.

    Seems pretty clear.

      1. Baconzgood

        I was a lad then too. This is why you never see me in shorts unless swimming or biking.

      2. SoBeach

        Still remember my OP corduroy surfer shorts. With the 28 inch waist. Looooooong time ago, man.

        And everyone had that same Scott Baio, parted in the middle hair…

        1. Tundra Grifter


          Slax with a 28" waist, bell bottoms, and no outside seams.

          My mother-in-law had a 70's party and I told one of the guys there "cool pants!"

          My mother-in-law said "Those used to be yours."

  6. Beowoof

    I don't know about you, but I would not want the guy who never tried weed in high school or college to be my president. At least be cool enough to have given something different a try.

  7. actor212

    "So dude, man, you know what would be really cool, man? *sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmf* I was thinking, man, it would be really cool if Barack here was, like, you know, our first negro President man, cuz then the nation would finally be, like, equal and racism wouldn't exist anymore and we'd all join hands and live in peace and harmony, man.

    DOOD! Why you intercept?????"

    1. UW8316154

      *ssssssssssssssssssssssssf* "… fucker, Barack!!………..anyway…….couldn't you just see our man here, ya know, gettin inta Harvard or sumpin like that?"

      1. Maman

        No, because we live along the Erie Canal and barges moved down the canal because they were dragged by mules that walked along a towpath.

  8. Generation[redacted]

    When I look at that picture, why do I hear the first few bars of Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion?

      1. chascates

        See, I searched for 'Dave' to see if anyone had posted that and figured I was safe.

  9. BaldarTFlagass

    Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Michelle Obama, man, and everyday Barack would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

    1. Tundra Grifter


      I think Michelle is the girlfriend who didn't put up with that shit and got Barry back to Barack.

      1. BerkeleyBear

        Nah, he started using Barack at Occidental, because chicks digged it. He got clean towards the end of his time there and then was basically a library haunting nerd through law school, when he met Michelle on a summer job. No way choom club Barry scores a fine, upstanding woman like Michelle – that took Barack.

        1. Tundra Grifter


          I think we're on the same page. BTF's vision was a nice one – but reality distorts it a bit.

    2. doloras

      Did you ever look at the back of a dollar bill? Man, there's some freaky shit goin' on there.

    1. UW8316154

      Here's an eloquent example from Harold Herrington:

      President ["POT HEAD"] Now Ain't You So Proud,You Voted For This Fraud,Birth Certificate,False Draft Form,Stolen Social Security Number,No Clooege Degrees To Show,Law License Revolked For Fraud Application.Can't Get Security Clearance Yet You Gave Him The Keys To Our Country.What A Bunch Of No Lives You Are,Leftist Loons!

      heh. I knew that clooege degree I earned wasn't worth shit in Amercia.

      1. Sparky McGruff

        You have to admit, capitalizing every word is a nice touch. I think it really "classes up the joint"…

        But then again, I have too many clooege degrees.

  10. ph7

    Life is unfair. My stoner friends looked just like that in 1979, but none of us became President of the United States. Maybe the Paraquat stunted us.

  11. 1stNewtontheMoon

    Mitt's boner for cutting the hair of unwilling participants just ripped the seam in his magic underwear. Get Mittens his Clippers!!1!!

  12. Halloween Jack

    That one dude is totally flashing a Vulcan gang sign. Darrel Issa needs to hold another hearing!

  13. elburritodeluxe

    This is the shittiest Islamo-Fascist Madrassa EVER! Where are your long beards? Where are your AK-47s?

  14. ElPinche

    Mitt has a similar picture of his days at University of Moroni, except it looks like a funeral with gold bullion and butlers.

  15. Antispandex

    Must be stoned if they're going to eat all of that cake. What is the current statute of limitations on being hign, and eating cake?

  16. Tundra Grifter

    The theme is already up here, in more sublte tones, but I really would like to compare that photo to the one of (r)Money holding a kid down and cutting his hair.

  17. SayItWithWookies

    Remember those days in high school when it was late spring and the world was lush, warm and beautiful and you used to hang around with your friends thinking about the future and wonder if you'd be famous or significant or accomplish something great? That takes me back. And it's nice to know that future happens to somebody, even if it's not quite the way he imagined it.

    I'll bet Mitt's got memories like that too — rolling down the assembly line, the QA testing, being taken out of the bubble wrap for the first time…

    1. savethispatient

      OMG, we need to scour YouTube for the "MittBott 3000 unboxing video". It'll be the dullest video known to man.

  18. DemonicRage

    So which of these guys would the Prep School Bully target for pinning down and obligatory hair cutting?

  19. notreelyhelping

    I love the idea of a sleepy-eyed, smirking Obama nodding his head to "Slow Ride." Just because. They need to work that into the campaign bio film at the convention. "Take it easy…"

  20. mavenmaven

    oh, they are obviously all Asians, as they are flashing the V for the camera like Japanese girls, except for the white dude doing the vulcan salute…

  21. commiebro

    Vans. OP shorts, Hang Ten shirts. A little early for Vuarnets, that was mid '80's. Skateboard: Tracker trucks, Kryptonite wheels, Logan EarthSki deck. Or Bones/GullWings/Stacey Peralta. Bike? Mongoose or FMF. Stickers on notebook: KLOS, KMET (that's the L.A. equivalent, I dunno the radio stations in Oahu at that time). Yes, I had that haircut- Editrix, it's up to you to find a photo, I'm sure Mom has something.

  22. DahBoner

    What I want to see is when Barack's father guest stars on How I Met Your Food Stamp Mother, Dude

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