Can you find Jeff Spicoli in this picture? Have they already smoked their marijuana, or are they preparing to smoke their marijuana? Did they smoke two joints before they smoked two joints? Will they smoke two INTERCEPTED!
In the meantime, aw man, doesn’t this take you back? All that’s missing is someone’s mom to drive them to the skate park in their Ocean Pacific (OP) shorts. And what are they getting ready to eat? That cake we like. This is just a perfect picture. That is all. [WashEx]
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I've always wanted to walk up to Obama and say "Dude! You holding?"
Holding? William Holden? Did Holden Caufield come to the party?
Now Erik's the Holder.
Did Gandalf bring his Bag of Holding?
Call feel? Man, is she a hooker?
Holding? No, not nearly as scary as Whispering Death
Hey! Whose lawn are those damn kids on?!
The Audacity of Dope.
I just broke into a soft-shoe upon reading that, with a tip of the hat in your direction (all virtual, of course, of course…)
Thanks, Radio! (takes a bow)
Clearly, these people are all too skinny to be Americans.
In all seriousness, I want to go to there. Too fun.
They're not American, they're Hawaiian. Kamehameha will rise again!
This is a photo of the meeting where it was decided Barack would be president one day.
Is that grinning idiot Saul Alinsky???
Always wondered what they grew there at the Bohemian Grove.
Fat, saggy naked guys mainly, if the stories are true.
An excerpt from the minutes follows:
Commie Wastoid 1: You know what would be totally awesome? If one of us became president one day.
Commie Wastoid 2: Man, that would be primo bitchin'. Which one of us should it be?
Commie Wastoid 3: Don't look at me man. I plan to destroy my mind with LSD in a couple months.
Commie Wastoid 1: Yeah, well I'll be living on a commune in California.
Commie Wastoid 2: Hey, Barry is passed out. I nominate him.
Commie Wastoid 4: I, like, second that.
Commie Wastoid 1: All in favor, make a peace sign.
Commie Wastoid 5: Looks like it's totally unanimous.
Commie Wastoid 1: Like, wake up Barry and tell him.
Commie Wastoid 3: Wake up dude, you're like totally going to be president.
Barry: Of Pakistan?
Commie Wastoid 3: No dude, of America.
Barry: Almost as good.
Aw, man! Dammit!
You gotta be quick around these parts, doncha?
That was back in kindergarten. In this picture, he's picking his cabinet members.
Well, I give all of them a lot of credit for realizing he could no longer be a Supreme Court Justice.
"total absorption"? We knew it as submarining or fish bowling.
Carful of pot smoke? We called it "any winter evening"
You gotta crack those windows. If you get pulled over…well you get the picture.
Trust me. Lessons learned hardest are learned best.
Oh, you were moving?
Well, I mean so were we but it was more flying than driving…
Hey man, Barack's not here.
Probably because he's too busy bonin'
Man we had shitty cameras back then.
that picture was taken a week ago with instagram
I was thinking the same thing! It's absolutely amazing we go from no camera phones, to crappy ones, all the way to 10 MP camera phones just to make our pictures look like 1955 all over again. Why!!!
If that picture was taken in Hawaii, you know they had some good shit.
Oh SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! They have CAKE! How did this get past BREITBART??? CAKE! They want to rub CAKE all over the constitution! CAKE! Everyone lock and load and be on the lookout for CAKE!
I'll bet if you look beneath the icing, it's yellow cake.
Someone! Leave the cake out in the rain!
or red
The cake is a lie!
We need more movies about cake.
When you look at the dufus who posted this original item on the Washington Examiner, you come away with the thought that the brother needs to either hit a spliff, take a dump, get laid, or all three.
I was just thinking he looks upset he missed the party.
"Chooming? Aw, man, that's another thing Mom did that I haven't! My mom is cooler than I'll ever be!"
A choice between a member of a multi-ethnic bunch of laid back tokers or an uptiight leader of a crew that assaults gay fellow students.
Seems pretty clear.
Simultaneously. He could ask Senator Vitter for a few phone numbers.
Those are some tight ass short shorts.
When I was a lad, they weren't shorts if your nutsack wasn't poking out the bottom
I was a lad then too. This is why you never see me in shorts unless swimming or biking.
I miss the tight ass short shorts. On chicks. Hot pants. Yum.
On a bike…
BRB
Those were the days of miracles and wonders.
Sizzlers!
[Not the restaurants you dumb ass kidz!]
Still remember my OP corduroy surfer shorts. With the 28 inch waist. Looooooong time ago, man.
And everyone had that same Scott Baio, parted in the middle hair…
You sure Scott Baio isn't in that photo?
SoBeach:
Slax with a 28" waist, bell bottoms, and no outside seams.
My mother-in-law had a 70's party and I told one of the guys there "cool pants!"
My mother-in-law said "Those used to be yours."
So, he's the "tokin' black" of the Choom Gang?
you magnificent bastard.genius.
Awwww shucky ducky.
I don't know about you, but I would not want the guy who never tried weed in high school or college to be my president. At least be cool enough to have given something different a try.
Also pictured (2nd from left): future candidate of the Slightly Silly Party Kevin Phillips-Bong.
Those Kenyans have awfully light complexions.
"So dude, man, you know what would be really cool, man? *sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmf* I was thinking, man, it would be really cool if Barack here was, like, you know, our first negro President man, cuz then the nation would finally be, like, equal and racism wouldn't exist anymore and we'd all join hands and live in peace and harmony, man.
DOOD! Why you intercept?????"
*ssssssssssssssssssssssssf* "…..you fucker, Barack!!………..anyway…….couldn't you just see our man here, ya know, gettin inta Harvard or sumpin like that?"
Hawaii? Those thugs look one hundred percent like Kenyans.
Say, what "high" school is that?
Looks like a picture of dudes from my high school yearbook, The Towpath. except nobody every baked us cakes.
Because they were too baked themselves!
Because y'all were all tow-heads?
No, because we live along the Erie Canal and barges moved down the canal because they were dragged by mules that walked along a towpath.
Uh, when were you in high school??
When I look at that picture, why do I hear the first few bars of Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion?
"Dave's not here!"
I'm glad I get this joke.
JINX!
Sorry – Chow Yun Flat beat ya to it. Please see above.
See, I searched for 'Dave' to see if anyone had posted that and figured I was safe.
MUST. READ. COMMENTS. BEFORE. STICKING. FOOT. IN. MOUTH.
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Michelle Obama, man, and everyday Barack would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
Mitt's going to cut the shit out of Mitch Kramer's hair. Bank on it.
BTF:
I think Michelle is the girlfriend who didn't put up with that shit and got Barry back to Barack.
Nah, he started using Barack at Occidental, because chicks digged it. He got clean towards the end of his time there and then was basically a library haunting nerd through law school, when he met Michelle on a summer job. No way choom club Barry scores a fine, upstanding woman like Michelle – that took Barack.
BB:
I think we're on the same page. BTF's vision was a nice one – but reality distorts it a bit.
Did you ever look at the back of a dollar bill? Man, there's some freaky shit goin' on there.
I can't wait to go to the Examiner website to read the racist comments.
I left a poop for them. They need a little bit of weed in their sad lives.
Here's an eloquent example from Harold Herrington:
President ["POT HEAD"] Now Ain't You So Proud,You Voted For This Fraud,Birth Certificate,False Draft Form,Stolen Social Security Number,No Clooege Degrees To Show,Law License Revolked For Fraud Application.Can't Get Security Clearance Yet You Gave Him The Keys To Our Country.What A Bunch Of No Lives You Are,Leftist Loons!
heh. I knew that clooege degree I earned wasn't worth shit in Amercia.
You have to admit, capitalizing every word is a nice touch. I think it really "classes up the joint"…
But then again, I have too many clooege degrees.
Life is unfair. My stoner friends looked just like that in 1979, but none of us became President of the United States. Maybe the Paraquat stunted us.
You know what I like to munch when I'm all baked? Fido.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me, again.
I feel like a number.
Mitt's boner for cutting the hair of unwilling participants just ripped the seam in his magic underwear. Get Mittens his Clippers!!1!!
That one dude is totally flashing a Vulcan gang sign. Darrel Issa needs to hold another hearing!
There are only so many days in a week for Issa to hold his
lectureshearings!Trek yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
This is the shittiest Islamo-Fascist Madrassa EVER! Where are your long beards? Where are your AK-47s?
Mitt has a similar picture of his days at University of Moroni, except it looks like a funeral with gold bullion and butlers.
Must be stoned if they're going to eat all of that cake. What is the current statute of limitations on being hign, and eating cake?
The theme is already up here, in more sublte tones, but I really would like to compare that photo to the one of (r)Money holding a kid down and cutting his hair.
There's a photo of that?
CK:
Unfortunately, I very much doubt there is.
But we can always hope…
Where's the hot straight-haired chicks from The 70's Show????
Mittens: "Let them eat!"
Obama's notorious choom gang: "OK!! "
Remember those days in high school when it was late spring and the world was lush, warm and beautiful and you used to hang around with your friends thinking about the future and wonder if you'd be famous or significant or accomplish something great? That takes me back. And it's nice to know that future happens to somebody, even if it's not quite the way he imagined it.
I'll bet Mitt's got memories like that too — rolling down the assembly line, the QA testing, being taken out of the bubble wrap for the first time…
OMG, we need to scour YouTube for the "MittBott 3000 unboxing video". It'll be the dullest video known to man.
The video of Mitt learning to sing "Daisy" is super cute tho.
Guess why nobody's holding dollar bills?
So which of these guys would the Prep School Bully target for pinning down and obligatory hair cutting?
Do you like being called "Katie" or something?
I love the idea of a sleepy-eyed, smirking Obama nodding his head to "Slow Ride." Just because. They need to work that into the campaign bio film at the convention. "Take it easy…"
oh, they are obviously all Asians, as they are flashing the V for the camera like Japanese girls, except for the white dude doing the vulcan salute…
V for Vagina?
The cake reads: Welcome to America Barry!
These guys prolly never did anything really cool like kidnapping a girl and force-converting her to Aqua Buddha.
Vans. OP shorts, Hang Ten shirts. A little early for Vuarnets, that was mid '80's. Skateboard: Tracker trucks, Kryptonite wheels, Logan EarthSki deck. Or Bones/GullWings/Stacey Peralta. Bike? Mongoose or FMF. Stickers on notebook: KLOS, KMET (that's the L.A. equivalent, I dunno the radio stations in Oahu at that time). Yes, I had that haircut- Editrix, it's up to you to find a photo, I'm sure Mom has something.
What I want to see is when Barack's father guest stars on How I Met Your Food Stamp Mother, Dude…
Wild times in Singapore.
needs more maniacal grin and fake pistol under chin.
As always, The Washington Examiner is dazed and confused.
do0D.
Well that does it, I'm voting for Romney.
*getting Queen album*
Whut?
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