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Very Intelligent White Supremacist Ginger Explains Homosexuality Is Genocide To Bunch Of Dumb Gays

gingersEr, so, this nice fellow John King (not that John King) of SaveWhitePeople.com would like dykes and faggots to know, as he screams “faggots” at them, that it is because they are not having white babies that the white race is dying out. So we guess John King’s solution would be to forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids?

John King may not have the world’s greatest grasp on logic, or the newest talking points, as the preferred explanation for hating queers is because they ruin children’s lives by having children. (EVEN SOME WHITE ONES.)

Anyway, we are pretty sure this is going to be another case of the P-E-N-I-S lady, and we are going to feel absolutely awful when John King of SaveWhitePeople.com turns out to be just the smallest bit fucked in the head.

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  • http://wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    At least gays have souls, right?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      And rhythm

      • Antispandex

        Rhythm? No, that's the Catholics.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          You mean the guys who like to fuck boys in the ass?

          Prosecution rests, your honor.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Teh blahs, duh.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        And good fashion sense.

      • Butch_Wagstaff

        Oh, it's adorable that you think that. You really should see how I "dance".

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Only one. Gays have SOUL.

    • widestanceromance

      A little-known fact of gaydar is that we can capture souls if someone looks back. We like small children's souls the best.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Om nom nom nom nommmmmm

    • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

      We do have souls. And, yes, they are fabulous.

    • a_pink_poodle

      That's the blacks.

  • nounverb911

    His mother needs to set him up on another blind date.

    • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      More like the dog needs to put out more.

      • rickmaci

        It's Kentucky. Probably a pig and his mother is also his sister.

        • Butch_Wagstaff

          Dude is from Virginia but moved to Indiana because southeastern VA wasn't racist enough for him. But, yeah, what you said.

    • sewollef

      You mean his date would be blind? Or he'd be blind? Or both?

      That would be so much fun…. except for this douche being one of the blindees.

  • Antispandex

    OK. I get it. THAT'S why you're supposed to kick them.

    (Just kidding! I'm taking the granddaughter to that "Brave" movie this week. Like every other Pappy that got the big eyed "PLEEEEEEASE".)

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Aw, what a good Granddad. My poor Dad would take us to see fucking Bambi again and again and again. He hated Disney and always fell asleep. We paid him back by dropping our theater tickets in his open mouth as he snored.

      Happy Father's Day!

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        That's quite a family you have there. It's a good thing you have us, you know to make you sane.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          I know, you guys are such sweeties compared to them!

          That ain't the half of it, you know.

          • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

            “That ain't the half of it”I know, baby. But you turned out fabulously.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            (Lifts up teacup, sticks out pinky, pats coif) Don't I know it, sugarbuns.

  • http://wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    I bet that SaveWhitePeople.com has a nice Kickstarter project going on.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Pity KickWhitePeople.com couldn't get a … never mind.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      Well, they have crappy t-shirts for sale. The 3XL size is just $14. What a deal!

  • Baconzgood

    "forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids"

    Ahhhhh. Does Baconz need to apply with a resume and cover letter or is this one of those take a # deals?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Depends. You want "lipstick" or "standard issue Subaru-driving with mullet, lumberjack shirt, and waffle-stompers?"

      • glasspusher

        I pretty much want to nail them too…

      • CthuNHu

        All of them, Katie!

  • fartknocker

    When I read "New World Order" on any website, I immediately send them the link from Reynolds Aluminum on building tin foil hats.

    • AbandonHope

      Personally, I think this fucked-up, chaotic mess of a world could damned well use a little new order. (And/or New Order.)

      • widestanceromance

        It would take a new order to clean up the power, corruption and lies that cripple our republic. While I agree with the substance of your argument, I have concerns about what technique might be used.

        • doloras

          How does it feel to treat me like you do?

      • sullivanst

        Well, it is Monday, and I am feeling a little Blue.

      • Dashboard_Jesus

        "It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ~ J. Krishnamurti

    • glasspusher

      Tin or aluminum? THESE_THINGS_MATTER

      • Antispandex

        Tin is far more effective, but that may be why the government has made it more difficult to obtain.

        • glasspusher

          Indeed. Also, properly grounding said hat.

    • sullivanst

      Haha, tin foil hats are just a government conspiracy to enable mind control: http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        I love these people for being so nucking futs.

      • Doktor Zoom

        Heh…I saw a thread on some conspiracy topic a while back (chemtrails, I think) in which one of the commenters argued in apparent sincerity that mockery of tinfoil hats was in fact part of the government's program to shame people out of protecting themselves from mind control. They also were pretty sure that's why aluminum siding was deemed tacky and aluminum home wiring unsafe (all evidence of correlation to fire danger being manufactured by the NSA of course).

        • sullivanst

          Sounds about right for a chemtrails nut.

          Was nutjob challenged to identify any way in which aluminum wiring would offer better shielding properties than the copper wiring which replaces it? BTW, I don't need to see evidence of correlation to fire danger from aluminum wiring, I've watched aluminum burn in the chem lab at high school; copper don't do dat.

      • scvirginia

        I'm starting to think I need to find a 12-step program to help me with my fez fetish…

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        So awesome.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      A few years ago, they used to sell Reynolds Foil Bags, which did most of the hatmaking for you.

  • DrunkIrishman

    I weep for the poor woman that would open her legs for this massively bloated, no-soul ginger fucktard who's as nasty looking as a two-month old ham. And that mustache? Gayer than any and all of the gay sex that happened during Pride Weekend.

    • bringmeanaxe

      Back in the 70s gay man often referred to that type of mustache as a 'c-ck-duster'.

    • RayneMan

      Did you get a look at her? She makes him look attractive.
      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=159510220

      If that's not a face that could sell Abstinence Programs in the schools, then I don't know what is.

      Oh, and his 'stache is a 70's porn mustache, otherwise known as Pornstachio. The Progressive insurance guy pulls it off better, and is easier on the eyes.

      Edit: Oh wait..that's someone's mother. Oh well..mother, wife, whatever…it's all the same in Jasper, eh?

      Here's the loving White Power family.
      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=114646981

      I stand by my abstinence comment…

      • DrunkIrishman

        His wife looks like a dude.

        • RayneMan

          Agreed.

          But, I hear she has a va… a va….

          A naughty girl thing. (*whispers* Indoor plumbing)

  • Beowoof

    Truly a man traumatized by being white with a small dick.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Oh fer fuck's sake, people. How is it that no one registered that URL ironically before this guy got to it?

    • scvirginia

      Mental anemia = irony deficiency.

  • coolhandnuke

    Among this fetid lair of Kings, he is the Lying King.

  • Nostrildamus

    Love how he just materializes out of the 5th dimension. How do white people do that?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Well, you see, when the moon is in the seventh house…

      • sewollef

        …. and Jupiter aligns with Mars…..

        • scvirginia

          And Mercury is either retrograde or direct…

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Hey now! This is a white supremacist! None that "retrograde" crapola…

          • glasspusher

            Prograde is the opposite of retrograde.

          • scvirginia

            Careful- you're getting pretty close to getting back to 'gay blade'.

  • Baconzgood

    I'm not watching this. I've had enough gay bashing (none) this week.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Yay Baconz!

  • Goonemeritus

    Even though I’m white and straight this makes me want to get gay married and have a whole lot of black babies.

    • anniegetyerfun

      I think everyone should try it at least once.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        At least experiment in college.

    • Redgyal

      Or just go the conventional route and have the dreaded mixed race babies.

  • HempDogbane

    Can anyone think of a better term for "fucked in the head"?

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      "Conservative"

    • Estproph

      JohnKinged

    • fartknocker

      Cheneyurism

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        COTD.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Opportunisticly_Joe

      I can think of a couple, but apparently they're a tad gauche.

      Or, wait, did you mean something else?

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    I was always a Mary Ann guy.

  • OkieDokieDog

    I enjoyed the Save White People Meme. I'm thinking Ginger got dumped by his girlfriend for a gay black guy.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      If I wuz a straight white woman dating that schlub I too would immediately dump him for a gay black man. Sure, he'd never fuck me, but after this guy, I'd probably never want to fuck ANYTHING with a wanger ever again.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    What if a gay black man has sex with an albino lesbian? Would that be OK with JohnKing?

    • anniegetyerfun

      I find this comment very easy to masturbate to.

      • Baconzgood

        DAMN! Beat on my own meme. I guess it's public domain now.

        • anniegetyerfun

          Wait, did you originate that? I just assumed that it came from where all the other smart comments come from… this mysterious series of tubes that we call the human reproductive system the internet.

          • Baconzgood

            I've been finding things easy to masterbate to since I was 13 and haven't looked back.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          You mean you didn't master it?

        • sullivanst

          Haha… beat… ISWYDT.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        *goes to search function on youporn*

        Why yes, you are correct!

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      That would be against nature.

  • http://wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    Will somebody please give this man his red Swingline stapler back?

    • BarackMyWorld

      He'll burn this place to the ground (with a burning cross).

    • Doktor Zoom

      Here's a little-known fact: Swingline didn't make red staplers until well after it noticed that people were making a bundle selling standard Swingline staplers, spray-painted red, on ebay. And now they sell 'em.

      And to head off any legal entanglements, their product description simply says, "The perfect addition to your office space."

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "they are not having white babies that the white race is dying out."

    The lesbians should all have babies with black or brown guys, just fuck to with this guy.

    • doloras

      The missus and I are tossing up whether to use sperm from a Chinese or Samoan fellow, mainly to make my racist grandma spin in her urn.

  • MissTaken

    Oh dear God, why did I go to the savewhitepeople site? WHY???
    http://www.savewhitepeople.com/p/meme-pics.html

    • Baconzgood

      I don't know. That dude on the left 5 pictures down has come cool glasses. I just have to figure out how to take off the words. I'd hate to have my optometrist to think I was a big fucking douche bag.

      • SorosBot

        Here I thought "Do you want this to be YOUR daughter?" was warning that she might date a nerd.

    • SorosBot

      Hm, he seems to be a bit obsessed with white women having the sex with black men – wonder what his browser's porn history is like.

    • Antispandex

      I don't know, but now you're on their mailing list.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Why does John King hate pink rabbits? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

      • scvirginia

        Easter basket trauma?

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Well, he also hates gays, so I'm guessing HIS basket trauma. Around Easter.

    • OkieDokieDog

      ha! I just called him a crazy racist homophobe on the twitter thing. This t-shirt convinced me of it:
      http://www.savewhitepeople.com/p/merchandise.html

      • MissTaken

        I'm Normal!

  • Gopherit

    Poor Jim. Not only is he soulless, but he gets no respect from our wonketteer overlords.

  • Baconzgood

    How come when I hold a sign that sais "ANAL SEX" on it during a parade I get fined? You would think that Disney Land would have more of a lenient policy than Kentucky.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Location, location, location.

    • mayor_quimby

      There's an anti bullying billboard on my commute that says "Be an ally" and all I see every day is "be anally"
      is there something wrong with me?

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Dude, you're HERE. Do you really need to ask that?

    • RayneMan

      Because advertising is never free.

  • rickmaci

    Love the ginger with the John Bolton 'stache look. Guess they come in all colors.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Hey, hang on! CNN just cancelled "John King"

    "John King" starts a white supremacist website.

    Coincidence? I don't think so! Poor boy, must have cracked.

  • Beowoof

    I see by the video he is there with all of his supporters. Looked to be none. But he did get a woman to touch him so that works, and probably talked to more women that day than in a lifetime. Too bad for him they were all gay. And those closing credits, say a lot about Kentucky schools

  • Estproph

    Blogging is the new "Yeah, that chick was a total dyke."

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "SaveWhitePeople.com "

    Whatever the fuck for?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      The deposit, silly.

    • BarackMyWorld

      To redeem them for valuable prizes.

    • http://wonkette.com Chill_Bill

      "What from?" is the real question.

      • Redgyal

        Over tanning

    • Baconzgood

      Someone's gotta play ice hockey.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid
        • BaldarTFlagass

          Wait, they have black people in Canada? Do they have soul, too? Bonus!

    • Dashboard Buddha

      For a rainy day. Rendered white fat makes an excellent roof sealant.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Personally, I can't see the point in saving *any* of them. It would be a much better world without people shitting all over it and killing off everything else that breathes.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        Everybody knows how to do that now, so it wouldn't make any difference if there were no white folks.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          That's what I meant. We don't need to discriminate by skin colour, let's just get rid of ALL nekky apes.

          • doloras

            You first.

          • Negropolis

            Huh?

          • redarmybarbie

            I, for one, welcome our new Cyberman overlords.

  • mavenmaven

    Mr White apparently understands genetics as well as he understands personal hygiene.

  • Antispandex

    And. Also. "….impregnate all the lesbian handmaids?" If Rachel Maddow ever decides to go for boys, I got dibs. Too late. Called it.

    • ttommyunger

      I think she is supremely fuck-a-ble as is her lesbian sister, Stephanie Miller.

    • redarmybarbie

      Too late, I've already invoked Tier-1 Queer Solidarity!

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Nah, not gonna watch. Am in a relatively happy place.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    Even evil Nebraska lady is telling him "dude, that's just crazy talk"

  • edgydrifter

    You'd think this guy would want to promote homosexuality, if only to improve his own chances of getting busy with a nice white lady. As is, I don't think things are looking too good for him.

  • Fairtackle

    I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

    • http://mwittier.tumblr.com/ mwittier

      I wonder if it's ever been vacuumed.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    How can this not be a put-on?! Newell, is that you?!

    • Tundra Grifter

      CK:

      Reminds me of Dan Ackroyd as the art critic on SNL. Wasn't that Buzz somebody?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Oops, The Editrix already made the Newell joke, I noticed after commenting. Still, this seemed like a joke until it went on much too long.

  • MissTaken

    So is it a coincidence that soulless assholes are often gingers or does being a ginger make one a soulless asshole?

    • SorosBot

      …hey!

    • Baconzgood

      What does having auburn hair make me?

      • MissTaken

        Same as me, a soulless asshole.

        • glasspusher

          I've been called an asshole, but not soulless…until now…

          I was occasionally taunted (unsuccessfully) as a kid by kids calling me "albino". I have blonde eyelashes. Now there's this idiot with a web site who wants to save my kind? WTF? I'd sooner be fucked by a black gay guy.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Obvs, you're a man of taste.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Is SorosTaken on the rocks? How you doin'?

      • MissTaken

        Nah, SorosTaken is still all good. You can go back to regularly scheduled flirting with LimeyLizzie.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

          (Tips straw hat and glides away down the bar toward buxom English Lady)

      • SorosBot

        Considering that we just spent a week on vacation together and it went great, that would shock me for one.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

          We're rootin' for ya!

    • Negropolis

      South Park FTW.

  • SorosBot

    ..and? I fail to see a problem with a world with no more white people.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Frankly, I'd miss my friends, but, no, I just can't see mourning some generic ethnic group as long as it wasn't disappeared in a criminal way. I'd love to see a brown world where everybody claims four or five different ethnicities.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    I'm not interested in saving White people. I'm more interested in saving Green Stamps.

  • Not_So_Much

    I feel like John King desperately wants to keep trying until he becomes impregnated.

  • glasspusher

    WASP- White Angry Short Person

    • arihaya

      WASP = White Angry Small Penis

  • SorosBot

    My fellow white Americans, you should do your part and only form the babbies with black or brown peoples so we can sooner bring about the glorious future Mr. King envisions. Besides interracial babies are cuter anyway.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Yeah, just look at Barack. Michelle. And their kids.

      SOOOO much cuter than the Bushes, RMONEYs, Mitch McConnells, John McCains, etc., ad nauseam.

  • PuckStopsHere

    I like his tie.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      It would look better hung up in a hay baler or brushhog pto takeoff. Too obsure?

    • glasspusher

      I was thinking the same thing! Much better than Kreep's.

  • TheCosmicKahuna

    Can someone please add a laugh track to this and re-post it to YouTube?

  • http://patriotboy.blogspot.com JC_Christian

    This is the same John King who denied he was a racist and then threatened to shoot me with his 9mm "bitch ass Nigger eater." But then he was under a lot of pressure at the time. His "yard nazi" neighbor had called the city to complain about the discarded furniture piled up on his lawn. http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2012/04/not-racist

    • sullivanst

      He really needs to rethink that shorts with dress socks and shoes look.

      Oh yeah, and the fucking racist signery on his proudly racist chest.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Oh, bless his heart. Marion seriously needs a gay friend. Or, failing that, a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy intervention and makeover.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Fancy meeting you here, General.

      Mr. King sounds like a most unpleasant individual.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      "…the discarded furniture piled up on his lawn."

      Why does it not surprise me that he had (has?) furniture in his yard.

    • OkieDokieDog

      Oh JC_Christian! I just saw you on the twitter tweet talkin' with the Gingerman. He sent me his video, I told him I wouldn't watch that crap, and then he blocked me.

    • RayneMan

      Oh my. It's married?? And here I thought he was just pissed because both the "faggots" and the "dykes" were turning him down. Well, I guess technically that could still be true…

      Hmm..the wife is a cashier at Wal-Mart. I'd ask her how trickle-down economics is working for her, but I'm literally afraid of the answer I'd get…

    • Baconzgood

      WIN! of the month!

  • BarackMyWorld

    I would suggest he join the Klan, but he's probably too out of shape to actually burn a cross.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I don't know. I'm sure he could supply PLENTY of fuel.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Plus, I'm guessing that even the klan has some standards.

  • Trannysurprise

    So who's going to call 718-395-9760 and see what fukwit is on the other end?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      If I'm reading the map correctly, the number is in the middle of Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

      Which is a Hassidic neighborhood, but also a mixed race area. I think the block it's listed on is in the, errr, darker section

  • BarackMyWorld

    Whatever you do….DON'T READ THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Looks like dude is about ready to birth him some white babies any minute now.

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

    No, we're not. We delight in mocking those who are fucked in the head. Except when we are in the down phase of our current mental affliction, and then we feel all shamey and stuff.

  • SayItWithWookies

    If it makes Mr. King feel any better about his unable-to-get-laid self, I would prefer a world without any people whatsoever.

    But for his purposes, I'd suggest he find a nice dead female penguin.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      "…I'd suggest he find a nice dead female penguin."
      But they're mix-colored! And he's a'ginst that sort of stuff.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Make all the white babies you want, but please, no more gingers (present company excepted, of course).

  • elviouslyqueer

    Ignatius J. Reilly there looks like he's been gazing a bit too longingly at some delicious blackened Lucky Dogs.

  • Gopherit

    Sodomy also means oral. Let he who as never been blown blow the first load.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    So, this guy is okay with black and brown and yellow and red homosexuals? How progressive of him.

  • glasspusher

    Save white people! I only have two left, and the weekend's coming up!

  • bravo_sierra

    Speaking as a ginger, it might not be the worst thing to be out-bred by the browns. We're sort of the French Bulldogs of people; we're very impractical. I can't go outside for extended periods of time without taking preventative measures to avoid getting terrible a sunburn. I did my part by marrying and procreating with a brown, so… +1 for not being a lesbian, -10 million for contributing to Whitey's End?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Bravo, Sierra. Nicely done, Presumptive Lady-Person.

      Of course, you shouldn't announce this publicly, or Mr. King will feature YOU on his tee shirts. So, do any of the kids burn from exposure?

  • djneedlz

    "when John King of SaveWhitePeople.com turns out to be just the smallest bit fucked in the head ass."

  • mormos

    "John King’s solution would be to forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids"

    Rape is just another liberal buzzword. The GOP moves to change the loaded term "rape" to the much less offensive term "surprise sex"

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Fark me.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Actually, having watched it now, the way he is holding the big handmade sign (showing only Anal) looks like maybe he is asking for Anal with a big handmade sign.

    Does the bottom of the sign say "will work for anal"?

    • sati_demise

      yea, I got the same message. He wants it so bad.

  • barto

    He does have a purdy mouth.

  • Arken

    Is giving your child the name 'John King' just ensuring they'll be an ignoramus? Because I've seen two excellent examples.

  • Gopherit

    he looks like the kind of creepy bastard that keeps samples of his manseed in his freezer……you know, to help keep the white race alive when he is able to distribute it to all the deserving white women.

  • sati_demise

    He so wants to get laid, just doesn't know how yet. That dike had him all flushed and kerfluffed, he even blushed.
    Yea, he would do any person on the street if they would touch him.
    No one will touch that, however. Sad.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Hell, I've seen at least 20 white couples in the last week that never should have reproduced.

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    HAHAHAHA at 1:36, where he says "I served the goddamn cuddly Jew."

  • Limeylizzie

    Limeylizzie has a love for Gingers, one took my virginity , but this puffy-faced, asthmatic, bloated, hateful, tiny-dicked cunt leaves me cold. Also, don't go full-screen unless you are interested in seeing how cheap a condo goes for in this Godforsaken burg.

    • Butch_Wagstaff

      At that price you'd get one about the size of a closet here in this town.

  • ElPinche

    Just skip to 6:06 when the bus hits him and his little ginger head pops off like blood geyser. Sadly I kid.

    • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

      you're a tease.

  • jerichothedrifter

    That guy hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

  • MinAgain

    Cartman? Is that you?

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    He looks like a burrito supremacist.

    • Negropolis

      WIN

  • Tundra Grifter

    John King looks like Skol Rebel's dressedup uncle.

  • savethispatient

    PSA: SaveWhitePeople is no relation to SaveThisPatient. Nor do I condone his remarks.

  • TribecaMike

    What is that thing on his face?! Don't tell me the 17 year cicadas are back already.

  • chascates

    The guy in the photo, he looks so familiar.

    • Veritas78

      It's Jack Stuef, right? "Ginger Jackie"? Who said something too soon and then was never heard from again, in spite of his obvious comedic abilities and serious snark potential? No?

      It's not Riley, I'm pretty sure of that. Maybe it's that other guy, though, the new guy, whatshisname.

      • Veritas78

        Ah, Jackie. He had an ass for radio!

      • chascates

        It's actually Jim Newell! God, I picked the wrong day to stop using bath salts!

  • Beetagger

    He certainly looks straight and intelligent.

  • KitaroKaru

    this guy is a mere idiot thinking white people are all that matter everyone matters, he talk of normal but there is no such thing as normal. notice hes the only one protesting because no one else cares they walk by have a good time they dont let him stop things but clearly this guy was raised in the ways of hate and religion

  • supernoun

    Well fuck this guy.

  • ttommyunger

    You know, if he could just get a face, body and personality transplant and move out of his mother's basement, he might get laid. No…. No, I doubt it.

  • arihaya

    So we guess John King’s solution would be to forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids?

    WHERE CAN I VOLUNTEER ???!!!

  • Redhead

    "when John King of SaveWhitePeople.com turns out to be just the smallest bit fucked in the head."

    When? When?

  • oldmissionbrickovenbread

    Somebody stole his stapler and he wants it back.

  • Buckminster

    Lord, how can you work up that much anger over other people's private lives? I ain't got time.

  • extreme_left

    ..just the screen grab suggests that guy is fruitier than a pack of Fruitchocs.

  • Negropolis

    So many emotions. I laughed, I cried, I got angry, then nearly died. There were brilliant touches of Chris Farley interlaced between his general insanity.

    That said, I my favorite part were the very intelligent women that came up to the guy and just twisted him into a knot.

  • hippie13

    Do we really want to risk creating more people who will grow into Ronald McDonalds republican son?

  • hippie13

    People that pale should be prepared, its not the rapture they have to fear but vaporizing in direct sunlight once the atmosphere worsens!

  • DahBoner

    I always preferred Mary Ann.

  • thefrontpage

    Everyone knows John King is a raging, flaming homosexual.

    Bets on when he'll be caught with a rentboy or a college intern in an airport bathroom stall engaging in extracurricular activities?

    I'd say, within a year.