BUGGERY  4:15 pm June 18, 2012

Very Intelligent White Supremacist Ginger Explains Homosexuality Is Genocide To Bunch Of Dumb Gays

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

gingersEr, so, this nice fellow John King (not that John King) of SaveWhitePeople.com would like dykes and faggots to know, as he screams “faggots” at them, that it is because they are not having white babies that the white race is dying out. So we guess John King’s solution would be to forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids?

John King may not have the world’s greatest grasp on logic, or the newest talking points, as the preferred explanation for hating queers is because they ruin children’s lives by having children. (EVEN SOME WHITE ONES.)

Anyway, we are pretty sure this is going to be another case of the P-E-N-I-S lady, and we are going to feel absolutely awful when John King of SaveWhitePeople.com turns out to be just the smallest bit fucked in the head.

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Chill_Bill June 18, 2012 at 4:17 pm

At least gays have souls, right?

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:23 pm

And rhythm

Antispandex June 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Rhythm? No, that's the Catholics.

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

You mean the guys who like to fuck boys in the ass?

Prosecution rests, your honor.

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Teh blahs, duh.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

And good fashion sense.

Butch_Wagstaff June 18, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Oh, it's adorable that you think that. You really should see how I "dance".

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Only one. Gays have SOUL.

widestanceromance June 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm

A little-known fact of gaydar is that we can capture souls if someone looks back. We like small children's souls the best.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Om nom nom nom nommmmmm

valthemus June 18, 2012 at 7:02 pm

We do have souls. And, yes, they are fabulous.

a_pink_poodle June 18, 2012 at 7:03 pm

That's the blacks.

nounverb911 June 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

His mother needs to set him up on another blind date.

ManchuCandidate June 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm

More like the dog needs to put out more.

rickmaci June 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

It's Kentucky. Probably a pig and his mother is also his sister.

Butch_Wagstaff June 18, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Dude is from Virginia but moved to Indiana because southeastern VA wasn't racist enough for him. But, yeah, what you said.

sewollef June 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm

You mean his date would be blind? Or he'd be blind? Or both?

That would be so much fun…. except for this douche being one of the blindees.

Antispandex June 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

OK. I get it. THAT'S why you're supposed to kick them.

(Just kidding! I'm taking the granddaughter to that "Brave" movie this week. Like every other Pappy that got the big eyed "PLEEEEEEASE".)

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Aw, what a good Granddad. My poor Dad would take us to see fucking Bambi again and again and again. He hated Disney and always fell asleep. We paid him back by dropping our theater tickets in his open mouth as he snored.

Happy Father's Day!

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm

That's quite a family you have there. It's a good thing you have us, you know to make you sane.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I know, you guys are such sweeties compared to them!

That ain't the half of it, you know.

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 7:43 pm

“That ain't the half of it”I know, baby. But you turned out fabulously.

Chill_Bill June 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I bet that SaveWhitePeople.com has a nice Kickstarter project going on.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Pity KickWhitePeople.com couldn't get a … never mind.

Butch_Wagstaff June 18, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Well, they have crappy t-shirts for sale. The 3XL size is just $14. What a deal!

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

"forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids"

Ahhhhh. Does Baconz need to apply with a resume and cover letter or is this one of those take a # deals?

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Depends. You want "lipstick" or "standard issue Subaru-driving with mullet, lumberjack shirt, and waffle-stompers?"

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I pretty much want to nail them too…

CthuNHu June 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm

All of them, Katie!

fartknocker June 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

When I read "New World Order" on any website, I immediately send them the link from Reynolds Aluminum on building tin foil hats.

AbandonHope June 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Personally, I think this fucked-up, chaotic mess of a world could damned well use a little new order. (And/or New Order.)

widestanceromance June 18, 2012 at 5:00 pm

It would take a new order to clean up the power, corruption and lies that cripple our republic. While I agree with the substance of your argument, I have concerns about what technique might be used.

doloras June 18, 2012 at 7:16 pm

How does it feel to treat me like you do?

sullivanst June 18, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Well, it is Monday, and I am feeling a little Blue.

Dashboard_Jesus June 19, 2012 at 3:26 am

"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ~ J. Krishnamurti

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Tin or aluminum? THESE_THINGS_MATTER

Antispandex June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Tin is far more effective, but that may be why the government has made it more difficult to obtain.

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Indeed. Also, properly grounding said hat.

sullivanst June 18, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Haha, tin foil hats are just a government conspiracy to enable mind control: http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I love these people for being so nucking futs.

Doktor Zoom June 18, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Heh…I saw a thread on some conspiracy topic a while back (chemtrails, I think) in which one of the commenters argued in apparent sincerity that mockery of tinfoil hats was in fact part of the government's program to shame people out of protecting themselves from mind control. They also were pretty sure that's why aluminum siding was deemed tacky and aluminum home wiring unsafe (all evidence of correlation to fire danger being manufactured by the NSA of course).

sullivanst June 18, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Sounds about right for a chemtrails nut.

Was nutjob challenged to identify any way in which aluminum wiring would offer better shielding properties than the copper wiring which replaces it? BTW, I don't need to see evidence of correlation to fire danger from aluminum wiring, I've watched aluminum burn in the chem lab at high school; copper don't do dat.

scvirginia June 18, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I'm starting to think I need to find a 12-step program to help me with my fez fetish…

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 5:24 pm

So awesome.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 6:06 pm

A few years ago, they used to sell Reynolds Foil Bags, which did most of the hatmaking for you.

DrunkIrishman June 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I weep for the poor woman that would open her legs for this massively bloated, no-soul ginger fucktard who's as nasty looking as a two-month old ham. And that mustache? Gayer than any and all of the gay sex that happened during Pride Weekend.

bringmeanaxe June 18, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Back in the 70s gay man often referred to that type of mustache as a 'c-ck-duster'.

RayneMan June 19, 2012 at 1:09 am

Did you get a look at her? She makes him look attractive.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=159510220

If that's not a face that could sell Abstinence Programs in the schools, then I don't know what is.

Oh, and his 'stache is a 70's porn mustache, otherwise known as Pornstachio. The Progressive insurance guy pulls it off better, and is easier on the eyes.

Edit: Oh wait..that's someone's mother. Oh well..mother, wife, whatever…it's all the same in Jasper, eh?

Here's the loving White Power family.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=114646981

I stand by my abstinence comment…

DrunkIrishman June 19, 2012 at 1:25 am

His wife looks like a dude.

RayneMan June 19, 2012 at 11:01 am

Agreed.

But, I hear she has a va… a va….

A naughty girl thing. (*whispers* Indoor plumbing)

Beowoof June 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Truly a man traumatized by being white with a small dick.

anniegetyerfun June 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Oh fer fuck's sake, people. How is it that no one registered that URL ironically before this guy got to it?

scvirginia June 18, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Mental anemia = irony deficiency.

coolhandnuke June 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Among this fetid lair of Kings, he is the Lying King.

Nostrildamus June 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Love how he just materializes out of the 5th dimension. How do white people do that?

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Well, you see, when the moon is in the seventh house…

sewollef June 18, 2012 at 4:43 pm

…. and Jupiter aligns with Mars…..

scvirginia June 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm

And Mercury is either retrograde or direct…

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Hey now! This is a white supremacist! None that "retrograde" crapola…

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I'm not watching this. I've had enough gay bashing (none) this week.

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Yay Baconz!

Goonemeritus June 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Even though I’m white and straight this makes me want to get gay married and have a whole lot of black babies.

anniegetyerfun June 18, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I think everyone should try it at least once.

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm

At least experiment in college.

Redgyal June 20, 2012 at 7:16 am

Or just go the conventional route and have the dreaded mixed race babies.

HempDogbane June 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Can anyone think of a better term for "fucked in the head"?

Spurning Beer June 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

"Conservative"

Estproph June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm

JohnKinged

fartknocker June 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Cheneyurism

starfanglednut June 18, 2012 at 5:31 pm

COTD.

Opportunisticly_Joe June 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm

I can think of a couple, but apparently they're a tad gauche.

Or, wait, did you mean something else?

ManchuCandidate June 18, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I was always a Mary Ann guy.

OkieDokieDog June 18, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I enjoyed the Save White People Meme. I'm thinking Ginger got dumped by his girlfriend for a gay black guy.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:31 pm

If I wuz a straight white woman dating that schlub I too would immediately dump him for a gay black man. Sure, he'd never fuck me, but after this guy, I'd probably never want to fuck ANYTHING with a wanger ever again.

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:23 pm

What if a gay black man has sex with an albino lesbian? Would that be OK with JohnKing?

anniegetyerfun June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I find this comment very easy to masturbate to.

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm

DAMN! Beat on my own meme. I guess it's public domain now.

anniegetyerfun June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Wait, did you originate that? I just assumed that it came from where all the other smart comments come from… this mysterious series of tubes that we call the human reproductive system the internet.

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I've been finding things easy to masterbate to since I was 13 and haven't looked back.

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm

You mean you didn't master it?

sullivanst June 18, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Haha… beat… ISWYDT.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:32 pm

*goes to search function on youporn*

Why yes, you are correct!

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 6:11 pm

That would be against nature.

Chill_Bill June 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Will somebody please give this man his red Swingline stapler back?

BarackMyWorld June 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm

He'll burn this place to the ground (with a burning cross).

Doktor Zoom June 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Here's a little-known fact: Swingline didn't make red staplers until well after it noticed that people were making a bundle selling standard Swingline staplers, spray-painted red, on ebay. And now they sell 'em.

And to head off any legal entanglements, their product description simply says, "The perfect addition to your office space."

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

"they are not having white babies that the white race is dying out."

The lesbians should all have babies with black or brown guys, just fuck to with this guy.

doloras June 18, 2012 at 7:17 pm

The missus and I are tossing up whether to use sperm from a Chinese or Samoan fellow, mainly to make my racist grandma spin in her urn.

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Oh dear God, why did I go to the savewhitepeople site? WHY???
http://www.savewhitepeople.com/p/meme-pics.html

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I don't know. That dude on the left 5 pictures down has come cool glasses. I just have to figure out how to take off the words. I'd hate to have my optometrist to think I was a big fucking douche bag.

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Here I thought "Do you want this to be YOUR daughter?" was warning that she might date a nerd.

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Hm, he seems to be a bit obsessed with white women having the sex with black men – wonder what his browser's porn history is like.

Antispandex June 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I don't know, but now you're on their mailing list.

elviouslyqueer June 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Why does John King hate pink rabbits? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

scvirginia June 18, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Easter basket trauma?

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Well, he also hates gays, so I'm guessing HIS basket trauma. Around Easter.

OkieDokieDog June 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm

ha! I just called him a crazy racist homophobe on the twitter thing. This t-shirt convinced me of it:
http://www.savewhitepeople.com/p/merchandise.html

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I'm Normal!

Gopherit June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Poor Jim. Not only is he soulless, but he gets no respect from our wonketteer overlords.

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm

How come when I hold a sign that sais "ANAL SEX" on it during a parade I get fined? You would think that Disney Land would have more of a lenient policy than Kentucky.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Location, location, location.

mayor_quimby June 18, 2012 at 6:37 pm

There's an anti bullying billboard on my commute that says "Be an ally" and all I see every day is "be anally"
is there something wrong with me?

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Dude, you're HERE. Do you really need to ask that?

RayneMan June 19, 2012 at 12:40 am

Because advertising is never free.

rickmaci June 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Love the ginger with the John Bolton 'stache look. Guess they come in all colors.

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Hey, hang on! CNN just cancelled "John King"

"John King" starts a white supremacist website.

Coincidence? I don't think so! Poor boy, must have cracked.

Beowoof June 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I see by the video he is there with all of his supporters. Looked to be none. But he did get a woman to touch him so that works, and probably talked to more women that day than in a lifetime. Too bad for him they were all gay. And those closing credits, say a lot about Kentucky schools

Estproph June 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Blogging is the new "Yeah, that chick was a total dyke."

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

"SaveWhitePeople.com "

Whatever the fuck for?

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

The deposit, silly.

BarackMyWorld June 18, 2012 at 4:32 pm

To redeem them for valuable prizes.

Chill_Bill June 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm

"What from?" is the real question.

Redgyal June 20, 2012 at 7:21 am

Over tanning

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Someone's gotta play ice hockey.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 6:16 pm
BaldarTFlagass June 19, 2012 at 8:08 am

Wait, they have black people in Canada? Do they have soul, too? Bonus!

Dashboard Buddha June 18, 2012 at 5:17 pm

For a rainy day. Rendered white fat makes an excellent roof sealant.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Personally, I can't see the point in saving *any* of them. It would be a much better world without people shitting all over it and killing off everything else that breathes.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Everybody knows how to do that now, so it wouldn't make any difference if there were no white folks.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm

That's what I meant. We don't need to discriminate by skin colour, let's just get rid of ALL nekky apes.

doloras June 18, 2012 at 7:19 pm

You first.

redarmybarbie June 19, 2012 at 4:05 am

I, for one, welcome our new Cyberman overlords.

mavenmaven June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Mr White apparently understands genetics as well as he understands personal hygiene.

Antispandex June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

And. Also. "….impregnate all the lesbian handmaids?" If Rachel Maddow ever decides to go for boys, I got dibs. Too late. Called it.

ttommyunger June 18, 2012 at 6:53 pm

I think she is supremely fuck-a-ble as is her lesbian sister, Stephanie Miller.

redarmybarbie June 19, 2012 at 4:06 am

Too late, I've already invoked Tier-1 Queer Solidarity!

Blueb4sunrise June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Nah, not gonna watch. Am in a relatively happy place.

Joshua Norton June 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Even evil Nebraska lady is telling him "dude, that's just crazy talk"

edgydrifter June 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm

You'd think this guy would want to promote homosexuality, if only to improve his own chances of getting busy with a nice white lady. As is, I don't think things are looking too good for him.

Fairtackle June 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

mwittier June 20, 2012 at 2:19 am

I wonder if it's ever been vacuumed.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm

How can this not be a put-on?! Newell, is that you?!

Tundra Grifter June 18, 2012 at 5:56 pm

CK:

Reminds me of Dan Ackroyd as the art critic on SNL. Wasn't that Buzz somebody?

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Oops, The Editrix already made the Newell joke, I noticed after commenting. Still, this seemed like a joke until it went on much too long.

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 4:29 pm

So is it a coincidence that soulless assholes are often gingers or does being a ginger make one a soulless asshole?

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm

…hey!

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 4:36 pm

What does having auburn hair make me?

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Same as me, a soulless asshole.

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 5:16 pm

I've been called an asshole, but not soulless…until now…

I was occasionally taunted (unsuccessfully) as a kid by kids calling me "albino". I have blonde eyelashes. Now there's this idiot with a web site who wants to save my kind? WTF? I'd sooner be fucked by a black gay guy.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Obvs, you're a man of taste.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Is SorosTaken on the rocks? How you doin'?

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Nah, SorosTaken is still all good. You can go back to regularly scheduled flirting with LimeyLizzie.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 6:38 pm

(Tips straw hat and glides away down the bar toward buxom English Lady)

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Considering that we just spent a week on vacation together and it went great, that would shock me for one.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 7:13 pm

We're rootin' for ya!

Negropolis June 19, 2012 at 1:38 am

South Park FTW.

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm

..and? I fail to see a problem with a world with no more white people.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Frankly, I'd miss my friends, but, no, I just can't see mourning some generic ethnic group as long as it wasn't disappeared in a criminal way. I'd love to see a brown world where everybody claims four or five different ethnicities.

Not_So_Much June 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I feel like John King desperately wants to keep trying until he becomes impregnated.

randcoolcatdaddy June 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I'm not interested in saving White people. I'm more interested in saving Green Stamps.

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

WASP- White Angry Short Person

arihaya June 18, 2012 at 7:11 pm

WASP = White Angry Small Penis

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

My fellow white Americans, you should do your part and only form the babbies with black or brown peoples so we can sooner bring about the glorious future Mr. King envisions. Besides interracial babies are cuter anyway.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Yeah, just look at Barack. Michelle. And their kids.

SOOOO much cuter than the Bushes, RMONEYs, Mitch McConnells, John McCains, etc., ad nauseam.

PuckStopsHere June 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I like his tie.

Jus_Wonderin June 18, 2012 at 4:40 pm

It would look better hung up in a hay baler or brushhog pto takeoff. Too obsure?

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 4:51 pm

I was thinking the same thing! Much better than Kreep's.

TheCosmicKahuna June 18, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Can someone please add a laugh track to this and re-post it to YouTube?

JC_Christian June 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm

This is the same John King who denied he was a racist and then threatened to shoot me with his 9mm "bitch ass Nigger eater." But then he was under a lot of pressure at the time. His "yard nazi" neighbor had called the city to complain about the discarded furniture piled up on his lawn. http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2012/04/not-racist

sullivanst June 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm

He really needs to rethink that shorts with dress socks and shoes look.

Oh yeah, and the fucking racist signery on his proudly racist chest.

elviouslyqueer June 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Oh, bless his heart. Marion seriously needs a gay friend. Or, failing that, a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy intervention and makeover.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Fancy meeting you here, General.

Mr. King sounds like a most unpleasant individual.

Butch_Wagstaff June 18, 2012 at 5:57 pm

"…the discarded furniture piled up on his lawn."

Why does it not surprise me that he had (has?) furniture in his yard.

OkieDokieDog June 18, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Oh JC_Christian! I just saw you on the twitter tweet talkin' with the Gingerman. He sent me his video, I told him I wouldn't watch that crap, and then he blocked me.

RayneMan June 19, 2012 at 12:51 am

Oh my. It's married?? And here I thought he was just pissed because both the "faggots" and the "dykes" were turning him down. Well, I guess technically that could still be true…

Hmm..the wife is a cashier at Wal-Mart. I'd ask her how trickle-down economics is working for her, but I'm literally afraid of the answer I'd get…

Baconzgood June 19, 2012 at 9:06 am

WIN! of the month!

BarackMyWorld June 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I would suggest he join the Klan, but he's probably too out of shape to actually burn a cross.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I don't know. I'm sure he could supply PLENTY of fuel.

Dashboard Buddha June 18, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Plus, I'm guessing that even the klan has some standards.

Trannysurprise June 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm

So who's going to call 718-395-9760 and see what fukwit is on the other end?

actor212 June 18, 2012 at 4:55 pm

If I'm reading the map correctly, the number is in the middle of Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

Which is a Hassidic neighborhood, but also a mixed race area. I think the block it's listed on is in the, errr, darker section

BarackMyWorld June 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Whatever you do….DON'T READ THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

CrunchyKnee June 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Looks like dude is about ready to birth him some white babies any minute now.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm

No, we're not. We delight in mocking those who are fucked in the head. Except when we are in the down phase of our current mental affliction, and then we feel all shamey and stuff.

SayItWithWookies June 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm

If it makes Mr. King feel any better about his unable-to-get-laid self, I would prefer a world without any people whatsoever.

But for his purposes, I'd suggest he find a nice dead female penguin.

Butch_Wagstaff June 18, 2012 at 6:01 pm

"…I'd suggest he find a nice dead female penguin."
But they're mix-colored! And he's a'ginst that sort of stuff.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Make all the white babies you want, but please, no more gingers (present company excepted, of course).

elviouslyqueer June 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Ignatius J. Reilly there looks like he's been gazing a bit too longingly at some delicious blackened Lucky Dogs.

Gopherit June 18, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Sodomy also means oral. Let he who as never been blown blow the first load.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 4:45 pm

So, this guy is okay with black and brown and yellow and red homosexuals? How progressive of him.

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Save white people! I only have two left, and the weekend's coming up!

bravo_sierra June 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Speaking as a ginger, it might not be the worst thing to be out-bred by the browns. We're sort of the French Bulldogs of people; we're very impractical. I can't go outside for extended periods of time without taking preventative measures to avoid getting terrible a sunburn. I did my part by marrying and procreating with a brown, so… +1 for not being a lesbian, -10 million for contributing to Whitey's End?

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Bravo, Sierra. Nicely done, Presumptive Lady-Person.

Of course, you shouldn't announce this publicly, or Mr. King will feature YOU on his tee shirts. So, do any of the kids burn from exposure?

djneedlz June 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm

"when John King of SaveWhitePeople.com turns out to be just the smallest bit fucked in the head ass."

mormos June 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm

"John King’s solution would be to forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids"

Rape is just another liberal buzzword. The GOP moves to change the loaded term "rape" to the much less offensive term "surprise sex"

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Fark me.

Jus_Wonderin June 18, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Actually, having watched it now, the way he is holding the big handmade sign (showing only Anal) looks like maybe he is asking for Anal with a big handmade sign.

Does the bottom of the sign say "will work for anal"?

sati_demise June 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

yea, I got the same message. He wants it so bad.

barto June 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm

He does have a purdy mouth.

Arken June 18, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Is giving your child the name 'John King' just ensuring they'll be an ignoramus? Because I've seen two excellent examples.

Gopherit June 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

he looks like the kind of creepy bastard that keeps samples of his manseed in his freezer……you know, to help keep the white race alive when he is able to distribute it to all the deserving white women.

sati_demise June 18, 2012 at 5:01 pm

He so wants to get laid, just doesn't know how yet. That dike had him all flushed and kerfluffed, he even blushed.
Yea, he would do any person on the street if they would touch him.
No one will touch that, however. Sad.

Doktor Zoom June 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Hell, I've seen at least 20 white couples in the last week that never should have reproduced.

Chick-Fil-Atheistâ„¢ June 18, 2012 at 5:04 pm

HAHAHAHA at 1:36, where he says "I served the goddamn cuddly Jew."

Limeylizzie June 18, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Limeylizzie has a love for Gingers, one took my virginity , but this puffy-faced, asthmatic, bloated, hateful, tiny-dicked cunt leaves me cold. Also, don't go full-screen unless you are interested in seeing how cheap a condo goes for in this Godforsaken burg.

Butch_Wagstaff June 18, 2012 at 6:09 pm

At that price you'd get one about the size of a closet here in this town.

ElPinche June 18, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Just skip to 6:06 when the bus hits him and his little ginger head pops off like blood geyser. Sadly I kid.

Chick-Fil-Atheistâ„¢ June 19, 2012 at 9:38 am

you're a tease.

jerichothedrifter June 18, 2012 at 5:24 pm

That guy hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

MinAgain June 18, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Cartman? Is that you?

Chick-Fil-Atheistâ„¢ June 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm

He looks like a burrito supremacist.

Negropolis June 19, 2012 at 1:55 am

WIN

Tundra Grifter June 18, 2012 at 5:58 pm

John King looks like Skol Rebel's dressedup uncle.

savethispatient June 18, 2012 at 6:00 pm

PSA: SaveWhitePeople is no relation to SaveThisPatient. Nor do I condone his remarks.

TribecaMike June 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm

What is that thing on his face?! Don't tell me the 17 year cicadas are back already.

chascates June 18, 2012 at 6:12 pm

The guy in the photo, he looks so familiar.

Veritas78 June 18, 2012 at 7:29 pm

It's Jack Stuef, right? "Ginger Jackie"? Who said something too soon and then was never heard from again, in spite of his obvious comedic abilities and serious snark potential? No?

It's not Riley, I'm pretty sure of that. Maybe it's that other guy, though, the new guy, whatshisname.

Veritas78 June 18, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Ah, Jackie. He had an ass for radio!

chascates June 19, 2012 at 9:44 am

It's actually Jim Newell! God, I picked the wrong day to stop using bath salts!

Beetagger June 18, 2012 at 6:23 pm

He certainly looks straight and intelligent.

KitaroKaru June 18, 2012 at 6:34 pm

this guy is a mere idiot thinking white people are all that matter everyone matters, he talk of normal but there is no such thing as normal. notice hes the only one protesting because no one else cares they walk by have a good time they dont let him stop things but clearly this guy was raised in the ways of hate and religion

supernoun June 18, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Well fuck this guy.

ttommyunger June 18, 2012 at 6:57 pm

You know, if he could just get a face, body and personality transplant and move out of his mother's basement, he might get laid. No…. No, I doubt it.

arihaya June 18, 2012 at 7:02 pm

So we guess John King’s solution would be to forcibly impregnate all the lesbian handmaids?

WHERE CAN I VOLUNTEER ???!!!

Redhead June 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm

"when John King of SaveWhitePeople.com turns out to be just the smallest bit fucked in the head."

When? When?

oldmissionbrickovenbread June 18, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Somebody stole his stapler and he wants it back.

Buckminster June 18, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Lord, how can you work up that much anger over other people's private lives? I ain't got time.

extreme_left June 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm

..just the screen grab suggests that guy is fruitier than a pack of Fruitchocs.

Negropolis June 19, 2012 at 1:58 am

So many emotions. I laughed, I cried, I got angry, then nearly died. There were brilliant touches of Chris Farley interlaced between his general insanity.

That said, I my favorite part were the very intelligent women that came up to the guy and just twisted him into a knot.

hippie13 June 19, 2012 at 7:25 am

Do we really want to risk creating more people who will grow into Ronald McDonalds republican son?

hippie13 June 19, 2012 at 7:26 am

People that pale should be prepared, its not the rapture they have to fear but vaporizing in direct sunlight once the atmosphere worsens!

DahBoner June 19, 2012 at 8:02 am

I always preferred Mary Ann.

thefrontpage June 19, 2012 at 11:44 am

Everyone knows John King is a raging, flaming homosexual.

Bets on when he'll be caught with a rentboy or a college intern in an airport bathroom stall engaging in extracurricular activities?

I'd say, within a year.

glasspusher June 18, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Prograde is the opposite of retrograde.

scvirginia June 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Careful- you're getting pretty close to getting back to 'gay blade'.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 8:08 pm

(Lifts up teacup, sticks out pinky, pats coif) Don't I know it, sugarbuns.

Negropolis June 19, 2012 at 1:24 am

Huh?

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