POO-POO CA-CA  12:52 pm June 18, 2012

Meh, Montana GOP’s Barack Obama Outhouse Was Funnier 30 Years Ago, When Hustler Did It

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

poopyRight, so every blog in blogland is very upset by the poor taste shown by person or persons unknown at the Montana Republican Convention, where was found a mysterious outhouse marked “Obama Presidential Library,” and it had bullet holes and a birth certificate and the vulgar swear “bullshit” and “for a good time call Pelosi.”

Pardon us, but yawn. Call us when Obama is just cold fucking his (WHITE!!!) mother in that outhouse, in 1983.

Now Larry Flynt, that was a guy who knew from vulgar! Grinding up the ladies into lady meat; the aforementioned (and precedent making!) Campari ad; that diaper. God, that diaper. Unknown Montana persons, however? They wanna poopy on the preznit.

Try harder, Montana. You’re boring us. [Everywhere]

 
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nounverb911 June 18, 2012 at 12:55 pm

It'll still hold more books than Bush's library.

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm

THE PET GOAT LIBEL!!!!!!!!

CthuNHu June 18, 2012 at 1:03 pm

At least Bush knew enuf to spell liberry rite.

UnholyMoses June 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Your move, Arizona … then Kansas … then Florida … then Texas … then Mississippi … the South Carolina … then West Virginia … then … umm … holy fucking shit our nation is chock fulla stupid.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard June 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Wish I could say otherwise, but Michigan is also looking competitive recently.

randcoolcatdaddy June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

You forgot North Carolina.

UnholyMoses June 18, 2012 at 1:36 pm

As much as I wanted to include many, many more states, it would have been easier to list the states that are not totally batshit insane.

Such as … uhhhhh … Rhode Island, maybe? Perhaps Maine? I'd list Massachusetts, but Scott Brown kinda screwed that one up, so … ummmm …

Yeah. We're totally fucked as a nation, aren't we?

Isyaignert June 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm

The fumducks are trying to out fumduck each other.

freakishlywrong June 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Has Lanny or Michael decried this yet?

mookwrthwilson June 18, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Lanny's doing PR for the guy who built this…

Baconzgood June 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Larry Flint= Class Act.

Geminisunmars June 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

More like Klassy Ack.

Crank_Tango June 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Yeah well, I heard (in 1982) only two things come outta Montana: steers n queers.

UnholyMoses June 18, 2012 at 1:36 pm

And none of the Montana GOPers have horns.

Isyaignert June 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I heard it's where the men are men and teh sheep are scared.

charliearglist June 18, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Montana–once again, making Kansas look good by comparison.

weejee June 18, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Montana where the men are men and the sheep are so nervous.

Isyaignert June 18, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Awesome photo!!! Hope to see ya in Seattle, the city of wet dogs. It's pouring like a mutha right now.

OkieDokieDog June 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I call bullshit. He wasn't drinking Campari , it was Old Crow and goat piss.

freakishlywrong June 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Can we have Montana back please? It's too pretty for the ignorant mountain goat fuckers that pollute it now.

Buckminster June 18, 2012 at 9:37 pm

That's for sure. Let's kick some fundamentalist Florida transplants out of the Flathead. For starters.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Stupid conservatives. That's not the library, that's the reading room.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 1:02 pm

“for a good time call Pelosi.”
Lemme guess: 867-5309.

Generation[redacted] June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Damn you, Tommy Tutone!

Nostrildamus June 18, 2012 at 2:56 pm

TOSK-FOX? Nancy's Albanian?

freddymcmurray June 19, 2012 at 7:02 am

Nope, it's 911. Oh wait, that's Rudy's number.

PhilippePetain June 18, 2012 at 1:03 pm

It's awesome how hung up republicans are about potty functions and dirty dirty sex when it comes to people of other colors. It's like they instantly turn into babies without realizing it.

elviouslyqueer June 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Stay KKKlassy, Montanans.

CivicHoliday June 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I, for one, can't WAIT for the Bammers library. I hope they build an entire wing devoted to his old college letters to the ladies, term papers and poetry. And make sure to include a filing cabinet full of fresh AA batteries because…um…I may be needing a refill after a few hours in there

RedneckMuslin June 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Our shit's better than your shit!

Antispandex June 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Yes, it will probably be as important to scolars, and political historians.

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Gawd I hate the Obama Library. Can never find today's papers there because Palin has used all of them.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

You can use paper to make Meth?

rmjagg June 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm

she doesn't wipe

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

She licks.

bumfug June 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Isn't it about time to cut all these places loose into their own country – call it Morlockistan and let 'em have at it.

redarmybarbie June 19, 2012 at 3:51 am

In all honesty, they strike me more as our future Eloi: dumb, dumb, and more dumb. I would much rather be the one eating their stupid asses.

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Nobody tell Montana about that indoor plumbing thing the rest of us have.

CthuNHu June 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Shouldn't the plaque on that crapper read "Birthplace of Modern Conservatism"?

Or "Home of the Tea Party Movement"?

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm

They're just jealous because the Obama glory hole is the size of a toilet.

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Jealous, or secretly longing for Barack to take them to bed?

dijetlo June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

On the bright side, it would appear Montana will be relatively unaffected by the impending zombie apocalypse.

MittBorg June 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Not Enough B-R-A-I-N-Z???

badgitator June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

What, no overt racism? Has Montana gone completely mad?

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

You missed the birth certificate part.

not that Radio June 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

And the implied "warm place to shit".

elviouslyqueer June 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm

For real. I mean, bullet holes? Where's the noose and the hanging tree?

badgitator June 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Those are speed holes. They make the outhouse go faster.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Air conditioning/ventilation also too.

not that Radio June 18, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Not bullet holes. Surveyor's dimples.

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

There aren't any angry NObama or Oba-mao bumper stickers on the back of that truck towing the outhouse. Wingnut fail.

SolitaireRose June 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I don't think they are even smart enough to have truck nutz.

Generation[redacted] June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

This is the type of reasoned, well-thought-out political discourse that is going to sway a lot of voters.

JimNauseam June 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Your comment would be funny if it weren't COMPLETELY TRUE. We're doomed.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Ms. Schoenkopf, are you going to respond to Pam Gellar's blistering counter-attack? (via imissopus)
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2

BaldarTFlagass June 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Miss Gellar seems to be under the mistaken impression that quantity is an adequate substitute for quality. And sanity.

Chet Kincaid June 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm

And the line length is so long, my eyeballs had to put on cross-country skis to get through that shit!

SorosBot June 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm

WHERE IS WONKETTE ON BEING A BATSHIT HATE-FILLED RACIST LUNATIC ASSHOLE VILE PIECE OF SHIT LIKE PAM?!?

Crazy lady really, really hates anyone who is not a giant racist turd like her.

MissTaken June 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Oh that's precious!

BerkeleyBear June 18, 2012 at 1:19 pm

She really doesn't know us very well, does she? Plus, that was right up there with "the dog ate my homework" level of excuse.

elviouslyqueer June 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Hurt pussy is pussy hurt.

Gleem McShineys June 18, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Pam's got your numner, Rebecca!

UnholyMoses June 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm

"I had meant to hit "draft.""
–Pammytits

Ahhhh … the blogger equivalent of "That's not my weed—I'm holding it for a friend!!!"

not that Radio June 18, 2012 at 10:10 pm

My drafts at least have words and sentences. How the fuck could someone possibly "edit" that? Not to mention, the amount of meth it would take to produce a phoneme stream like that would take like 6 days to wear off. Not sure why she was in such a hurry to hit "send".

ifthethunderdontgetya June 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Hustler took Falwell to the hole.
~

randcoolcatdaddy June 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Perhaps the sign should read "Your Home of the Future presented by Bain Capital."

TootsStansbury June 18, 2012 at 1:19 pm

The 1/2 bath upgrade from the standard refrigerator box?

LiberalMantra June 18, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Larry Craig called, he wants his vacation mobile home back.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Sheesh, get your stereotypes straight. Obama is looking for a warm place to shit.

Estproph June 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm

This is the Republican base. Whoopie cushions are too highbrow for them.

badgitator June 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I heard they had grilled dog at the convention picnic this year. Because, you know, satire.

PubOption June 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm

They couldn't find any Portuguese water to go with it.

el_donaldo June 18, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Let's not forget Chester the Molester. I'm sure those Montana Republicans know what I'm talking about!

Naked_Bunny June 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

So what they're saying is that, if the library were to be built in Montana, it would look like that.

Quite a burn, Montana GOP, just not where you think.

Gleem McShineys June 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Ha ha, I get it! It's funny because the President shits in a towed outhouse, instead of his buckskin pants, like normal people!

And, he reads! Books! ELITIST!

ElPinche June 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Mmmmmm lady meat.

Not_So_Much June 18, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Meh, I live near Montana and pretty much all their fancy RVs look like this.

outragedcitizen June 18, 2012 at 1:55 pm

That float is a pretty lame attempt at political humor but then I guess that's understandable since there is nothing to do but kill things and fuck sheep.

CapnRadio June 18, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Considering that this is Montana, this may in fact be a PRO-Obama float.

DahBoner June 18, 2012 at 2:10 pm

A Baptist whore with a $100 donation stolen from the collection plate–in change

REARED BY LARRY CRAIG???

mavenmaven June 18, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Not a single watermelon or noose? What has happened to Republican "humor"?

rickmaci June 18, 2012 at 2:43 pm

The Republigoons will nominate Romoney because they have nothing else and no matter how much they despise his lying ass they will vote for him because they hate the idea of a n***** in the White House more.

owhatever June 18, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Meanwhile, in the real world, the Mitt is riding around the country in a bus with a stinking pine-scented bathroom in the back.

StarsUponThars June 18, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Painted bullet holes, because real bullet holes would just be wrong.

fuflans June 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm

can you imagine wanting to represent these asshats? i mean, even as president and even supping with a long spoon?

i'd feel slimed every day i went to work.

Buckminster June 18, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Don't look at me. I have been facepalming all weekend over the idiocy these bean-curd brains perpetrated in the home of my Alma Mater, the University of Montana. Meanwhile, there was great celebration on the other side of the Continental Divide as Gay Pride was totally awesome in Bozeman. Who'd have thought?

ttommyunger June 19, 2012 at 6:42 am

I'm lovin' their misery, contempt and despair. I felt it in spades (pun intended) for eight fucking years while they reveled in their boy's idiotic antics. Rave on, cat-shit, you'll probably get another four years of the same and more, if Barry can manage to stay above room temperature.

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