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Meh, Montana GOP’s Barack Obama Outhouse Was Funnier 30 Years Ago, When Hustler Did It

poopyRight, so every blog in blogland is very upset by the poor taste shown by person or persons unknown at the Montana Republican Convention, where was found a mysterious outhouse marked “Obama Presidential Library,” and it had bullet holes and a birth certificate and the vulgar swear “bullshit” and “for a good time call Pelosi.”

Pardon us, but yawn. Call us when Obama is just cold fucking his (WHITE!!!) mother in that outhouse, in 1983.

Now Larry Flynt, that was a guy who knew from vulgar! Grinding up the ladies into lady meat; the aforementioned (and precedent making!) Campari ad; that diaper. God, that diaper. Unknown Montana persons, however? They wanna poopy on the preznit.

Try harder, Montana. You’re boring us. [Everywhere]

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87 comments

  1. UnholyMoses

    Your move, Arizona … then Kansas … then Florida … then Texas … then Mississippi … the South Carolina … then West Virginia … then … umm … holy fucking shit our nation is chock fulla stupid.

    1. UnholyMoses

      As much as I wanted to include many, many more states, it would have been easier to list the states that are not totally batshit insane.

      Such as … uhhhhh … Rhode Island, maybe? Perhaps Maine? I'd list Massachusetts, but Scott Brown kinda screwed that one up, so … ummmm …

      Yeah. We're totally fucked as a nation, aren't we?

    1. Isyaignert

      Awesome photo!!! Hope to see ya in Seattle, the city of wet dogs. It's pouring like a mutha right now.

  2. freakishlywrong

    Can we have Montana back please? It's too pretty for the ignorant mountain goat fuckers that pollute it now.

    1. Buckminster

      That's for sure. Let's kick some fundamentalist Florida transplants out of the Flathead. For starters.

  3. PhilippePetain

    It's awesome how hung up republicans are about potty functions and dirty dirty sex when it comes to people of other colors. It's like they instantly turn into babies without realizing it.

  4. CivicHoliday

    I, for one, can't WAIT for the Bammers library. I hope they build an entire wing devoted to his old college letters to the ladies, term papers and poetry. And make sure to include a filing cabinet full of fresh AA batteries because…um…I may be needing a refill after a few hours in there

  5. MissTaken

    Gawd I hate the Obama Library. Can never find today's papers there because Palin has used all of them.

  6. bumfug

    Isn't it about time to cut all these places loose into their own country – call it Morlockistan and let 'em have at it.

    1. redarmybarbie

      In all honesty, they strike me more as our future Eloi: dumb, dumb, and more dumb. I would much rather be the one eating their stupid asses.

  7. CthuNHu

    Shouldn't the plaque on that crapper read "Birthplace of Modern Conservatism"?

    Or "Home of the Tea Party Movement"?

  8. dijetlo

    On the bright side, it would appear Montana will be relatively unaffected by the impending zombie apocalypse.

  9. BaldarTFlagass

    There aren't any angry NObama or Oba-mao bumper stickers on the back of that truck towing the outhouse. Wingnut fail.

  10. Generation[redacted]

    This is the type of reasoned, well-thought-out political discourse that is going to sway a lot of voters.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      Miss Gellar seems to be under the mistaken impression that quantity is an adequate substitute for quality. And sanity.

    2. SorosBot

      WHERE IS WONKETTE ON BEING A BATSHIT HATE-FILLED RACIST LUNATIC ASSHOLE VILE PIECE OF SHIT LIKE PAM?!?

      Crazy lady really, really hates anyone who is not a giant racist turd like her.

    3. BerkeleyBear

      She really doesn't know us very well, does she? Plus, that was right up there with "the dog ate my homework" level of excuse.

    4. UnholyMoses

      "I had meant to hit "draft.""
      –Pammytits

      Ahhhh … the blogger equivalent of "That's not my weed—I'm holding it for a friend!!!"

      1. not that Radio

        My drafts at least have words and sentences. How the fuck could someone possibly "edit" that? Not to mention, the amount of meth it would take to produce a phoneme stream like that would take like 6 days to wear off. Not sure why she was in such a hurry to hit "send".

  11. randcoolcatdaddy

    Perhaps the sign should read "Your Home of the Future presented by Bain Capital."

  12. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Sheesh, get your stereotypes straight. Obama is looking for a warm place to shit.

  13. badgitator

    I heard they had grilled dog at the convention picnic this year. Because, you know, satire.

  14. el_donaldo

    Let's not forget Chester the Molester. I'm sure those Montana Republicans know what I'm talking about!

  15. Naked_Bunny

    So what they're saying is that, if the library were to be built in Montana, it would look like that.

    Quite a burn, Montana GOP, just not where you think.

  16. Gleem McShineys

    Ha ha, I get it! It's funny because the President shits in a towed outhouse, instead of his buckskin pants, like normal people!

    And, he reads! Books! ELITIST!

  17. outragedcitizen

    That float is a pretty lame attempt at political humor but then I guess that's understandable since there is nothing to do but kill things and fuck sheep.

  18. DahBoner

    A Baptist whore with a $100 donation stolen from the collection plate–in change

    REARED BY LARRY CRAIG???

  19. rickmaci

    The Republigoons will nominate Romoney because they have nothing else and no matter how much they despise his lying ass they will vote for him because they hate the idea of a n***** in the White House more.

  20. owhatever

    Meanwhile, in the real world, the Mitt is riding around the country in a bus with a stinking pine-scented bathroom in the back.

  21. fuflans

    can you imagine wanting to represent these asshats? i mean, even as president and even supping with a long spoon?

    i'd feel slimed every day i went to work.

  22. Buckminster

    Don't look at me. I have been facepalming all weekend over the idiocy these bean-curd brains perpetrated in the home of my Alma Mater, the University of Montana. Meanwhile, there was great celebration on the other side of the Continental Divide as Gay Pride was totally awesome in Bozeman. Who'd have thought?

  23. ttommyunger

    I'm lovin' their misery, contempt and despair. I felt it in spades (pun intended) for eight fucking years while they reveled in their boy's idiotic antics. Rave on, cat-shit, you'll probably get another four years of the same and more, if Barry can manage to stay above room temperature.

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