Right, so every blog in blogland is very upset by the poor taste shown by person or persons unknown at the Montana Republican Convention, where was found a mysterious outhouse marked “Obama Presidential Library,” and it had bullet holes and a birth certificate and the vulgar swear “bullshit” and “for a good time call Pelosi.”
Pardon us, but yawn. Call us when Obama is just cold fucking his (WHITE!!!) mother in that outhouse, in 1983.
Now Larry Flynt, that was a guy who knew from vulgar! Grinding up the ladies into lady meat; the aforementioned (and precedent making!) Campari ad; that diaper. God, that diaper. Unknown Montana persons, however? They wanna poopy on the preznit.
Try harder, Montana. You’re boring us. [Everywhere]
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It'll still hold more books than Bush's library.
THE PET GOAT LIBEL!!!!!!!!
At least Bush knew enuf to spell liberry rite.
Your move, Arizona … then Kansas … then Florida … then Texas … then Mississippi … the South Carolina … then West Virginia … then … umm … holy fucking shit our nation is chock fulla stupid.
Wish I could say otherwise, but Michigan is also looking competitive recently.
You forgot North Carolina.
As much as I wanted to include many, many more states, it would have been easier to list the states that are not totally batshit insane.
Such as … uhhhhh … Rhode Island, maybe? Perhaps Maine? I'd list Massachusetts, but Scott Brown kinda screwed that one up, so … ummmm …
Yeah. We're totally fucked as a nation, aren't we?
The fumducks are trying to out fumduck each other.
Has Lanny or Michael decried this yet?
Lanny's doing PR for the guy who built this…
Larry Flint= Class Act.
More like Klassy Ack.
Yeah well, I heard (in 1982) only two things come outta Montana: steers n queers.
And none of the Montana GOPers have horns.
I heard it's where the men are men and teh sheep are scared.
Montana–once again, making Kansas look good by comparison.
Montana where the men are men and the sheep are so nervous.
Awesome photo!!! Hope to see ya in Seattle, the city of wet dogs. It's pouring like a mutha right now.
I call bullshit. He wasn't drinking Campari , it was Old Crow and goat piss.
Can we have Montana back please? It's too pretty for the ignorant mountain goat fuckers that pollute it now.
That's for sure. Let's kick some fundamentalist Florida transplants out of the Flathead. For starters.
Stupid conservatives. That's not the library, that's the reading room.
“for a good time call Pelosi.”
Lemme guess: 867-5309.
Damn you, Tommy Tutone!
TOSK-FOX? Nancy's Albanian?
Nope, it's 911. Oh wait, that's Rudy's number.
It's awesome how hung up republicans are about potty functions and dirty dirty sex when it comes to people of other colors. It's like they instantly turn into babies without realizing it.
Stay KKKlassy, Montanans.
I, for one, can't WAIT for the Bammers library. I hope they build an entire wing devoted to his old college letters to the ladies, term papers and poetry. And make sure to include a filing cabinet full of fresh AA batteries because…um…I may be needing a refill after a few hours in there
Our shit's better than your shit!
Yes, it will probably be as important to scolars, and political historians.
Gawd I hate the Obama Library. Can never find today's papers there because Palin has used all of them.
You can use paper to make Meth?
she doesn't wipe
She licks.
Isn't it about time to cut all these places loose into their own country – call it Morlockistan and let 'em have at it.
In all honesty, they strike me more as our future Eloi: dumb, dumb, and more dumb. I would much rather be the one eating their stupid asses.
Nobody tell Montana about that indoor plumbing thing the rest of us have.
Shouldn't the plaque on that crapper read "Birthplace of Modern Conservatism"?
Or "Home of the Tea Party Movement"?
They're just jealous because the Obama glory hole is the size of a toilet.
Jealous, or secretly longing for Barack to take them to bed?
On the bright side, it would appear Montana will be relatively unaffected by the impending zombie apocalypse.
Not Enough B-R-A-I-N-Z???
What, no overt racism? Has Montana gone completely mad?
You missed the birth certificate part.
And the implied "warm place to shit".
For real. I mean, bullet holes? Where's the noose and the hanging tree?
Those are speed holes. They make the outhouse go faster.
Air conditioning/ventilation also too.
Not bullet holes. Surveyor's dimples.
There aren't any angry NObama or Oba-mao bumper stickers on the back of that truck towing the outhouse. Wingnut fail.
I don't think they are even smart enough to have truck nutz.
This is the type of reasoned, well-thought-out political discourse that is going to sway a lot of voters.
Your comment would be funny if it weren't COMPLETELY TRUE. We're doomed.
Ms. Schoenkopf, are you going to respond to Pam Gellar's blistering counter-attack? (via imissopus)
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2…
Miss Gellar seems to be under the mistaken impression that quantity is an adequate substitute for quality. And sanity.
And the line length is so long, my eyeballs had to put on cross-country skis to get through that shit!
WHERE IS WONKETTE ON BEING A BATSHIT HATE-FILLED RACIST LUNATIC ASSHOLE VILE PIECE OF SHIT LIKE PAM?!?
Crazy lady really, really hates anyone who is not a giant racist turd like her.
Oh that's precious!
She really doesn't know us very well, does she? Plus, that was right up there with "the dog ate my homework" level of excuse.
Hurt pussy is pussy hurt.
Pam's got your numner, Rebecca!
"I had meant to hit "draft.""
–Pammytits
Ahhhh … the blogger equivalent of "That's not my weed—I'm holding it for a friend!!!"
My drafts at least have words and sentences. How the fuck could someone possibly "edit" that? Not to mention, the amount of meth it would take to produce a phoneme stream like that would take like 6 days to wear off. Not sure why she was in such a hurry to hit "send".
Hustler took Falwell to the hole.
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Perhaps the sign should read "Your Home of the Future presented by Bain Capital."
The 1/2 bath upgrade from the standard refrigerator box?
Larry Craig called, he wants his vacation mobile home back.
Sheesh, get your stereotypes straight. Obama is looking for a warm place to shit.
This is the Republican base. Whoopie cushions are too highbrow for them.
I heard they had grilled dog at the convention picnic this year. Because, you know, satire.
They couldn't find any Portuguese water to go with it.
Let's not forget Chester the Molester. I'm sure those Montana Republicans know what I'm talking about!
So what they're saying is that, if the library were to be built in Montana, it would look like that.
Quite a burn, Montana GOP, just not where you think.
Ha ha, I get it! It's funny because the President shits in a towed outhouse, instead of his buckskin pants, like normal people!
And, he reads! Books! ELITIST!
Mmmmmm lady meat.
Meh, I live near Montana and pretty much all their fancy RVs look like this.
That float is a pretty lame attempt at political humor but then I guess that's understandable since there is nothing to do but kill things and fuck sheep.
Considering that this is Montana, this may in fact be a PRO-Obama float.
A Baptist whore with a $100 donation stolen from the collection plate–in change
REARED BY LARRY CRAIG???
Not a single watermelon or noose? What has happened to Republican "humor"?
The Republigoons will nominate Romoney because they have nothing else and no matter how much they despise his lying ass they will vote for him because they hate the idea of a n***** in the White House more.
Meanwhile, in the real world, the Mitt is riding around the country in a bus with a stinking pine-scented bathroom in the back.
Painted bullet holes, because real bullet holes would just be wrong.
can you imagine wanting to represent these asshats? i mean, even as president and even supping with a long spoon?
i'd feel slimed every day i went to work.
Don't look at me. I have been facepalming all weekend over the idiocy these bean-curd brains perpetrated in the home of my Alma Mater, the University of Montana. Meanwhile, there was great celebration on the other side of the Continental Divide as Gay Pride was totally awesome in Bozeman. Who'd have thought?
I'm lovin' their misery, contempt and despair. I felt it in spades (pun intended) for eight fucking years while they reveled in their boy's idiotic antics. Rave on, cat-shit, you'll probably get another four years of the same and more, if Barry can manage to stay above room temperature.
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