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anger managementMembers of the Michigan legislature are expected to behave in a manner that is becoming, not only of the dignity and responsibility of their high office, but of the people they represent.

That’s why the Honorable Frank Foster, member of the Michigan House of Representatives, did the only gentlemanly thing possible when Michigan Nurses Association staffer Julia Smith-Heck wouldn’t stop mowing her lawn while Foster was a guest in Smith-Heck’s neighborhood last month: he called her a cunt. As a matter of fact, Foster shouted “you’re a cunt” from across the street.

Like a gentleman!

It just so happens that Foster and Smith-Heck have divergent viewpoints on collective bargaining. But that’s just a coincidence and probably has nothing to do with Foster’s shouty, vulgar outburst. It really was about someone intolerably mowing their own lawn.

And that’s a lesson for those temper-tantrum throwing, unstable, probably mensey, lady Representatives Barb Byrum and Lisa Brown.

If you dames can’t refer to your lady parts by appropriate euphemisms (i.e. cunt) instead of the highly-offensive anatomically correct terms like vaginas, then you should just shut your traps. [Eclectablog]

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  • Pragmatist2

    And we're sure that "mowing her lawn" wasn't a euphemism?

  • Barb

    What's that useless flap of skin on the end a penis called?
    Frank Foster.

    • Fare la Volpe

      There's a flap?

      • flamingpdog

        Flap on! …. Flap off!… Flap on, flap off, the CIRCUMCISION!

      • tessiee

        There's a penis?

        • gullywompr

          Ur doin' it rong.

    • Vecchiojohn

      From now on, circumcision will be known as Fosterizing.

    • redarmybarbie

      You're right; he does remind me of a smegma-coated dipstick.

      EDIT: DAMMIT!!! Can't I have ONE original joke here, people!
      (jokin, jokin; this is what I get for not reading ahead…)

  • StarsUponThars

    Smegma-head needs a timeout.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      It's not limited to his head.

  • Reginald_Perrin

    Give the douche-bag a break, at least he didn't use the foul word vagina.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      The lady person whom he graced with this epithet (I personally LIKE the word, and as far as I'm concerned it's an honest old English word, and there's nothing derogatory about it, but I know this schmuck doesn't agree with me) is actually contacting the Michigan Speaker of the House — yes, the dude who gaveled two women Reps into silence for using the foul word "vagina" — to demand an apology from this schmuck. Will she be surprised when he calls her a cunt, too?

  • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

    Love the "greed is good" hair.
    (I thought he had a stupid mole too, but then I cleaned off my screen.)

    • Barb

      His head is pointy.

      • Fare la Volpe

        He comes from France to consume mass quantities.

        • tessiee

          "It is good to hone within the privacy of one's chamber"

      • flamingpdog

        I thought only intellectuals were pointy-headed.

      • tessiee

        That's because he just took off the white hood.

      • Rotundo_

        I noticed that *after* I noticed that he appears to have a proceeding hairline. Judging by the point on that, he should be down to eye level in a couple of years. AHOOOOO! Werewolves of the U.P. AHOOOO!!!

        I wouldn't want to meet his tailor.

        • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

          And his hair was perfect.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Maybe Warren was a man foresighted, and he foresaw this schmuck someday deserving this song.

    • OkieDokieDog

      Looks like his good hair is covering a huge pus-filled pimple aka his brain.

      • sharethegrief

        That's a HeMantoma.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          I'm sorry, but a comment like that deserves a hug AND a gold star.

          • sharethegrief

            MB, I was in dire need of a hug. Thank you for your sweetness.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            You're always welcome, my dear. Let me know if a bowl of virtual chicken soup is also needed. I'd be happy to give you a real fresh homemade one, but I don't think you live nearby.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Think his hair is responsible for the high price of oil.

    • scvirginia

      If he has a mole, it's probably as stupid as the rest of him…

      • tessiee

        Or desperately trying to secede.

    • OneDollarJuana

      The ONLY decent people I have met with greasy, slicked-back hair have been gear-heads. At least they have excuses for hair like that.

    • LionHeartSoyDog

      "American Psycho."

  • FNMA

    And, until now, I didn't think it was possible for a man to be a cunt. Live and learn…

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      If cunt is used as a derogatory term, then, yes, most men are cunts. So are a few women.

    • dancesw_cougars

      This Frank Foster guy, Rand Paul, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh – I can't think of a single woman who is a bigger cunt than any one of these guys.

  • DaSandman

    Funny, that bitch looks like the kind of repressed freak who would have gone with "gash"

    • ibwilliamsi

      The sound of "Gash" doesn't carry as well across the street and over the sound of a lawnmower. "Cunt" is the appropriate word in that case. "Gash" or "slit" can be used in the Senate Chamber where there's better acoustics.

      • OneDollarJuana

        And "hole" is ambiguous.

  • jakegittes

    The wimmin in Michigan oughta take a cue from Igor Stetkeywecz and just shut their traps, pie-holes and their c**nts, too. Also.

    • Beowoof

      Yes, the great American poke-out.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      If you ask me, Igor has no worries in that department, because he has never done it with a LayDee. Cows, horses, dogs, pigs, sheep, maybe, but LayDeez, never.

  • sharethegrief

    Foster Grants exemption for Republican men to describe dirty ladyparts.

    • PubOption

      Yes, but the results could be polarizing.

    • flamingpdog

      He does look like a shady character.

    • http://wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      HurRAY! BANish him from the legislature!

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Oh, let me venture a wild guess, Frankie is a Republican?

  • Buckminster

    My he's a supercilious-looking little pimple, isn't he?

    • tessiee

      When the page was loading, his picture was visible to me before the story itself, and I thought, "He's a bland-looking person", sort of like instant mashed potatoes. I'm still surprised when these generic, Dilbert-looking twats turn out to be assholes. I don't know why.

  • Local_Mojo

    Well, I like cunts a lot. People often wish me well by saying: "Get fucked!" Maybe he didn't realize that it can be considered a derogatory term.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Me too. How could it possibly be insulting to call someone a name that refers to a warm, moist, heavenly, tasty, lickable … brb.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Was she mowing her lawn, or "mowing her lawn"?

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    If he'd called her a vagina, he would have been banned for two days.

  • Barb

    And he did it in front of a 3 or 4 year-old boy. Teach 'em young, Frank!
    The Michigan Nurses Association, demanding an apology is linked to his Wikipedia page.

    • Fare la Volpe

      If we don't teach our children how to disrespect women, who will?

      • flamingpdog

        The Catholic Church?

        Oh, this wasn't a who else question?

      • AbandonHope

        Um… Hitler?

      • UW8316154

        Ihor Stetkewycz?

    • mnotrtoo

      "When reached at home Rep. Frank Foster, or as he is more affectionately known, 'F.U. Foster', said, "I did not use that derogatory slang "C" word referring to part of the female anatomy that starts with a 'V'. I was only telling her, 'Its Frank Luntz that is helping us sell the 'Protect Our Jobs' Act, you ignorant twat!'. Then as I walked back to the neighbor's house with the 3 year old boy I informed him, 'Prince Fielder cannot f*cking bunt, you little prick! Now, Eddie Gaedel, that runt just stood there like a candyass piece of shit holding that bat without so much as a grunt. Now get the f*ck home to your mom, little shit. I gotta go feed my autistic kid who lives in the f*cking basement digging tunnels around the f*cking neighborhood."

      • Barb

        That is a classic rant, thanks!

      • tessiee

        Wait, so *which* one was the guy who caught the ball like he was buying a newspaper at the corner store?

    • tessiee

      And he did it in front of a 3 or 4 year-old boy."

      Thank God.
      It's important to teach all kids that Mommy is a stupid bitch, but *especially* boys; otherwise they might grow up into pansies instead of wife-beaters.

  • badgitator

    Well, I am *so* sure that Mr. Foster will likewise be subject to an indefinite speaking ban just like that mean old 'vagina' lady.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Wasn't the Michigan House Floor where they gagged a female lawmaker for saying "Vagina?"

    Vaginal probes and cunt are certainly a more respectable and preferable use of verbiage when it comes to matters and concerns of half the population.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Yup. And the Speaker of the House, the dude who gaveled those two female Reps into silence and banned them, is the same dude who this nice LayDee is requesting ask this asshole up here for an apology. Chances are he'll call her a dumb cunt himself.

  • Arken

    The article linked says that his official bio mentions nothing about him having any children, then he goes and produces one and claims the kid is autistic… what the hell?

    • Fare la Volpe

      I really think there's some RNC service out there that finds photogenic, Lifetime-original-movie-disabled children that are perfect to wave in front of a camera when you get caught looking like a dick.

    • tessiee

      He had to go down the basement and get him make his wife go down the basement and fetch him.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I wonder which of the two is really the autistic one.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Neither. Autistic people are less likely to indulge in casual swearing than most, and the kid would've been freaked by the whole encounter if he *was* autistic. I suspect this asshole just borrowed the lady and kid from the house he was visiting.

        Of course, by even replying to a comment that was a casual snark, I have now revealed *myself* to be on the spectrum, but hey, you probly guessed that already.

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      It's a Foster child. HAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up sometimes.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Apparently, also at least nine other people, too. Also.

    • NYNYNYjr

      So no mention of kids officially, sounds like that other politician, from Staten Island who kept a secret other family in Virginia? Maybe? Also, Chase? Is that a name a person who really give a child? Unlikely. I wish Rep. Brown had used the word cunt instead of vagina in the House. That would have rocked.

      • Arken

        There's a football player named Chase something. I don't know much about football, but I thought his name was fitting for his job.

    • mwittier

      Autistic from all of the lawn mowing.

      Hope that cunt's happy now.

  • calliecallie

    Michigan has one of the highest-paid, full-time state legislatures in the country, along with the strictest term limits in the country. You can see the kind of quality folk that are attracted to the job.

    And for two years they have stood in the way of a big international bridge project that the Governor is finally moving forward on – without them! Most of these state legislators are not only rude, stupid and misogynistic, they are now irrelevant.

    • Fare la Volpe

      That's the bridge that Canada has offered to pay for in full, but is being blocked by a super rich dick who wants to get the exclusive contract for the construction. My Detroit-born friend says this guy intentionally shut down the Detroit rail just to decrease property values and to "show people how awful Detroit really is."

      • not that Radio

        Does he also stab people with knives in order to "show them how awful open wounds really are"?

        • sullivanst

          Sounds like an idea for his neighbors, if any are reading…

          • tessiee

            Not that we would ever advocate physical violence…
            WINK.

          • sullivanst

            Uh, yeah, uh, no, uh, y'know, I was just saying how… uh… y'know… how I could imagine that his neighbors might sometimes think something like that. Yeah, that was it. Y'know, because freedom.

          • OhNoGuy

            Change "stab" to "shoot" and I think you're standing your ground with your Second Amendment RIghts. Can a Constitional expert confirm this?

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Sounds like the kind of person who would, don't he?

  • Hera Sent Me

    You should know it won't end well if you use foul language when talking to a person whose very surname contains a euphemism.

  • not that Radio

    That cunt.

  • mavenmaven

    Well, if it were Texas he would have driven across the street with a gun yelling "I am standing my ground" and killed everyone, so there's some consolation there for Michigan.

    • NYNYNYjr

      "Do you mind if I stand my ground in your lawn for a minute?"

    • mwittier

      "I YAM ASKEERT FER MY LIFE OF YER LAWNMOWER."

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I believe a Michigander commenter recently informed me that his/her state *does* have a Stand Your Ground law.

    • TexasFemale

      Actually, if Foster had done that in Texas gentlemen from the neighborhood would have "convinced" him to apologize to the lady and probably seen to it that he finished cutting her lawn.

  • sati_demise

    I hear yelling this word means you have a tiny, tiny- teeny tiny- dick.

    Is this true? Cunt envy?

  • not that Radio

    Frank Foster's website has a form where he invites us to "send someone a Certificate of Recognition", which will presumably be awarded by the Legislature.. There's no reason why we couldn't recommend Frank Foster for a Certificate of Recognition, for being such a cunt. Warblog?

    • Hera Sent Me

      I took your most excellent suggestion:

      "I'd like Frank Foster to be recognized for being a liar (his bio says he has no children, he told Julia Smith-Heck he has a son) and for being a misogynist cunt."

      For my address, I used the Michigan GOP HQ.

      • not that Radio

        That's the spirit!

    • NYNYNYjr

      Good idea, I just sent one.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I'm SO in. Off to do mah dooty.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Someone from his office will be contacting a certain Ernest Giddens. Poor Mr. Giddens.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Thank you so much for sharing! She's all Growed Up! Her last pictures were so babyfaced and rounded, and now she looks like a Big Girl!I tweeted Frank Foster into the Twitterverse (using his Web site link from your post). He might be hearing from some not-so-nice nursey ladies soon.

  • boobookitteh

    What's that saying? Don't piss off nurses because we choose the size of the needles and catheters we stick in you?

    I think that's it.

    • NYNYNYjr

      "Hi, I'm Sarah, I'll be your nurse. Oh, I know you. You're Frank Foster."

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        … and on second thought, this may hurt just a bit after all.

      • Butch_Wagstaff

        Hope he doesn't end up in the ER where the nurses recognize him.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Uh … oh, god, you're a nurse, aren't you? I swear to god I am nice to all nurses, ALL nurses ALL the time, I swear.

      • boobookitteh

        You better be. I have a #28 French with your name on it.

        /the nurses will get that.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          oh god i'm in trouble now (backs away bowing low)

  • LetUsBray

    You know the old saying, "You have a point – but if you comb your hair just right no one will notice"? Well, this smarmy-faced pimple-dick has evidently chosen to coif up his hair to accentuate it.

    • tessiee

      I could almost guarantee that by next year, he'll have that Gerber Baby-looking fauxhawk that all the trendy young fellas are rocking, and he'll look insufferably smug about *that*, too.

  • sullivanst

    Sounds like someone else who "don't take no orders from no woman"

    At least, not until his mom gets home.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I hope they didn't have a hot tub at their little get together. Think of the oil slick this guy would have left.

    • tessiee

      Ohhhhh, I think the oil slick is the *least* of the things that guy would leave in a hot tub.

      • not that Radio

        Scabies?

  • flamingpdog

    Guy probably knows something about cunts. Looks like he uses KY Jelly for hair styling gel.

    • tessiee

      I suppose it *could* be…

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Hey! The wife did that once.

      Well, not KY, but lube, anyway.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      That's about all he knows.

  • flamingpdog

    Sounds like a Michigander who needs a (painful) goose.

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    Looks like he pledged to Phi Kappa Prick

    • mbobier

      Or Phi Beta Krappa

    • flamingpdog

      I Phelta Thi.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        pdog, you slut.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Tappa Kegga Bru.

      He seems like the type who would knock back a few too many, before going out with the kid.

  • flamingpdog

    "Foster – Austrilian for douchbag!"

  • Harry_S_Truman

    I have GOT to move out of this state. It's gone from a fairly liberal place to Michissippi.

    • tessiee

      "Gone"? Ypsilanti was known as "Ypsitucky" way back in the 80s.

      • RavenRant

        Way back in the 60s, too. Yes, I'm dating myself.

      • Negropolis

        Which is funny, because it's an unusually liberal city, not just for Michigan put in the country, at large. This city was one of the first to basically decriminalize use of marijuana (1970), elected the first Muslim in Michigan (1979) to their city council, the first city in the state to pass a living wage ordinance in the 90's, and one of the few cities in the state in the 90's to pass a human rights ordinance.

        I've seen a lot of people ragging on the state, but I'd like to reiterate that apart from very recently, while Michigan may have it's fair share of bigots and general ne'er-do-wells, these folks are have generally not been awarded with power because of their views, whereas entire political parties in some states aren't afraid to run on their bigotry. If they get into power, here, it's generally been through deception or in individual districts.

  • Steverino247

    Too bad he doesn't have Hannibal Lector as his neighbor. He'd have swallowed his own tongue by now.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsjjNcIJQas

  • Doktor Zoom

    I think he needs to listen to this song, then.

  • SpeedoFart

    It's a well known fact that using the word "cunt" creates jorbs.

    Look it up!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Frank Foster hasn't seen a lady-part since he came out of his mom's.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    Go take another shower Gretchen Carlson!

  • CrunchyKnee

    He shouted cunt from across the street, then hid in the back yard and had another light beer like a "real" man. What a douchenozzle.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Probly scared the laydee would kick his ass.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    I've been watching a lot of British TV lately and it's all cunt this and cunt that. Cunt cunt cunt. They've even turned it into an adjective. Perhaps Mr. Foster has been watching too much BBC? Oh wait, I just looked at his picture. No, he's just an insufferable doucheface.

  • AddHomonym

    GET OFF YOUR LAWN!!!!

  • Beowoof

    Well now that is one tough hombre there. I am pretty sure he is not getting any so he has to yell at women he disagrees with. Which based on his behavior would be pretty much all of them.

  • Goonemeritus

    Did she feel threatened did she inform the august Representative to back off and that she was armed with a lawn mower. Because this confrontation could have ended with a good mulching.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      She might be a LayDee Person of Colour, in which case she would've got the needle for mulching the sonofabitch.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Does Michigan have a Stand Your Lawn statute?

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Ground, lawn. Same diff.

  • tessiee

    I thought we'd settled this with my somewhat oversharing post after my doctor checkup. the correct term is:
    The Vault.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You really are asking for a long series of tasteless jokes, Tess. Don't get us started…

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        I awreddy made the one about "it's where you put the family jewels," Biely.

  • Vecchiojohn

    The grass in Michigan is just the right height.

  • Ryy

    I always thought "cunt" sounded like a vegetable: "Go get some celery, eggplant and 1/2 a cunt".

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Georgia O'Keefe made a whole career out of confusing flora with vagina.

  • OneDollarJuana

    cunt
    bunt
    bunk
    dunk
    duck
    dick

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      6 degrees of cunt

  • swordfis

    Clearly a follower of Ayn "Cunt" Rand.

  • TribecaMike

    He's got a mouth on him like a Teamster. Irony!

  • rickmaci

    Common denominator among the Republigoons, especially the male ones, is they all feel morally superior to everyone and yet they are, to a person, among the dumbest assholes on earth.

    • valgal2342

      +100

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      It's called, I believe, the Cunting-Doosher effect.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      It's not even so much that they're dumb. Stupid people can't help being stupid.

      It's that they're morally rancid doucheholes.

  • tessiee

    Well, I guess now we know who Ihor the flashing woodchopper is gonna be voting for.

  • owhatever

    What's that, Frank? You like to hunt? Good for you. What? Sorry, can't hear you. My lawnmower is too loud. Toodle-oo, See you in church.

  • tessiee

    You know, if Michigan isn't careful, it's gonna start to get a reputation.

  • tessiee

    Wait…
    Is this the same Frank Foster who was going around raping all the neighborhood dogs?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      I find this especially funny!

    • UW8316154

      Well, he hasn't denied it.

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Radio

        Mm, yes. He must prove that he is not a Dog Rapist.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Obvy. He's not getting it from LadyPeeple, and he's gotta be gettin' it SOMEwhere.

  • flamingpdog

    OT, but on teh Wonkette Facebook page, out editrix has posted:

    "Oh hi I am having a moving sale, 1162 S. Highland Ave,. LA. Come buy all my stuff!

    Love,
    Becca"

    Hope you're not planning on skipping the country with all of last night's contributions, Commie Girl.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Radio

      At least she worked hard for the money.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I hope she shouted back the only proper response: "You're a dick!"

  • ElPinche

    Frank Foster is his hair's cunt.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      For some reason I find that hilariously funny.

  • UW8316154

    Your move, Kentucky.

  • Angry_Marmot

    I never thought of myself as a eugenicist, but if people stopped having sex with people like Frank, they'd be gone in a generation or two.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      We could put them behind fences …

    • not that Radio

      One generation of Frank Foster is enough.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Oh god, Buck v. Bell? Our esteemed Chief Justice. And it turned out she was just a poor woman, ignorant and uneducated, that's all. Fuck these people.

        • Butch_Wagstaff

          My mother had her first "breakdown" when she was teenager. She got shipped off to the state loony bin in Marion for a few months. I don't know how she avoided being forcibly sterilized but I do know she came close to having it done to her.
          Our wonderful Commonwealth kept up the practice until 1979.
          19-fuckin'79!!
          The state didn't issue an apology for it until 2002 under then-guv Mark Warner.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            ZOMG. (hugs Butch) I'm so glad she escaped, or we wouldn't have you to delight our days, m'dear.

            It's simply disgusting how much the powerful abuse the powerless whenever they can. And the powerless succumb like sheep.

    • flamingpdog

      Everybody makes such a big deal about cists. Rush Limbaugh's anal cist, Eugenie's cist …

      Luv the new avatar!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        You little ground rats are really at it today, aren'tcha?

  • BarackMyWorld

    What a pussy.

  • JustPixelz

    The correct response from Ms Smith-Heck is "I'm made of rubber, you're made of shit. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Also you're made of shit."

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Radio

    Hi Jeff, welcome!

    Now please learn about "Title Text"-ing your blog images.

    Possible options for this image?
    -See You Next Tuesday?
    -Slicked Back Cunt?
    -Douche-y Cunt?
    -CUNT?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I vote for "Dick."

  • mbobier

    Stand your ground (er, lawn), Julia!

  • http://www.toastcat.com Fred_Wertham_Jr

    I have somehow managed to break the eph key on my keyboard, so please see my comment on the previous post which works just as well here.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Too many fucking comments about fucking fucketty fuckfaces, Fred?

      • http://www.toastcat.com Fred_Wertham_Jr

        Yes, but I don't think I am entirely at phault. I pheel that I was provoked. Or standing my ground or something.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Oh, absolutely, dood. The plethora of fucking fucketty fuckfaces available to us all through the kind offices of the internets is soon going to require keyboard makers to ship extra "f" keys with all keyboards.

  • glamourdammerung

    That picture is of a man that craves one (or more) cocks in his mouth.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      He looks cuntstipated.

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

    The Wife once got into an argument with a nasty man who informed her at the end of it that "Lady, if you were a man, I'd hit you." This with his wife and child standing by screaming at him to quit it.

    The Wife, who is the indisputable Mistress of the Laser Glare, turned both barrels on him, and replied, "If you were a man, you wouldn't need to."

    I wish I could watch her mop the floor with this dick.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    i know — you won't believe what Trump's people are finding.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      You're right. I won't. What?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Damned if I know — Donnie's not saying. Yet.

  • ttommyunger

    The picture of vapid smugness, practically surpassing Eric Cantor levels. Truly a face made for punching.

    • TribecaMike

      He's the kind of tool who gets airbrushed before the picture is taken.

  • Eclectablog

    FYI, it's EClectablog, not ELectablog. : )

  • TexasFemale

    Michigan actually has laws against public profanity in the earshot of minors (young child was present.) I guess if he had called her a vagina he'd be facing a big-ass fine about now.

  • crybabyboehner

    Keith Richards called Brian Jones a cunt and nobody got all bent out of shape.