A REPRESENTATIVE AND A GENTLEMAN  10:19 am June 16, 2012

Hero Michigan Rep. Frank Foster Identifies Appropriate Words For Lady Parts

by Jeff Wattrick

anger managementMembers of the Michigan legislature are expected to behave in a manner that is becoming, not only of the dignity and responsibility of their high office, but of the people they represent.

That’s why the Honorable Frank Foster, member of the Michigan House of Representatives, did the only gentlemanly thing possible when Michigan Nurses Association staffer Julia Smith-Heck wouldn’t stop mowing her lawn while Foster was a guest in Smith-Heck’s neighborhood last month: he called her a cunt. As a matter of fact, Foster shouted “you’re a cunt” from across the street.

Like a gentleman!

It just so happens that Foster and Smith-Heck have divergent viewpoints on collective bargaining. But that’s just a coincidence and probably has nothing to do with Foster’s shouty, vulgar outburst. It really was about someone intolerably mowing their own lawn.

And that’s a lesson for those temper-tantrum throwing, unstable, probably mensey, lady Representatives Barb Byrum and Lisa Brown.

If you dames can’t refer to your lady parts by appropriate euphemisms (i.e. cunt) instead of the highly-offensive anatomically correct terms like vaginas, then you should just shut your traps. [Eclectablog]

 

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Pragmatist2 June 16, 2012 at 10:23 am

And we're sure that "mowing her lawn" wasn't a euphemism?

Barb June 16, 2012 at 10:23 am

What's that useless flap of skin on the end a penis called?
Frank Foster.

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2012 at 10:40 am

There's a flap?

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:28 am

Flap on! …. Flap off!… Flap on, flap off, the CIRCUMCISION!

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:13 pm

There's a penis?

gullywompr June 16, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Ur doin' it rong.

Vecchiojohn June 16, 2012 at 12:22 pm

From now on, circumcision will be known as Fosterizing.

redarmybarbie June 18, 2012 at 2:33 am

You're right; he does remind me of a smegma-coated dipstick.

EDIT: DAMMIT!!! Can't I have ONE original joke here, people!
(jokin, jokin; this is what I get for not reading ahead…)

StarsUponThars June 16, 2012 at 10:27 am

Smegma-head needs a timeout.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm

It's not limited to his head.

Reginald_Perrin June 16, 2012 at 10:27 am

Give the douche-bag a break, at least he didn't use the foul word vagina.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:53 pm

The lady person whom he graced with this epithet (I personally LIKE the word, and as far as I'm concerned it's an honest old English word, and there's nothing derogatory about it, but I know this schmuck doesn't agree with me) is actually contacting the Michigan Speaker of the House — yes, the dude who gaveled two women Reps into silence for using the foul word "vagina" — to demand an apology from this schmuck. Will she be surprised when he calls her a cunt, too?

DemmeFatale June 16, 2012 at 10:29 am

Love the "greed is good" hair.
(I thought he had a stupid mole too, but then I cleaned off my screen.)

Barb June 16, 2012 at 10:33 am

His head is pointy.

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2012 at 10:40 am

He comes from France to consume mass quantities.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm

"It is good to hone within the privacy of one's chamber"

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:35 am

I thought only intellectuals were pointy-headed.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:18 pm

That's because he just took off the white hood.

Rotundo_ June 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I noticed that *after* I noticed that he appears to have a proceeding hairline. Judging by the point on that, he should be down to eye level in a couple of years. AHOOOOO! Werewolves of the U.P. AHOOOO!!!

I wouldn't want to meet his tailor.

Spurning Beer June 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

And his hair was perfect.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Maybe Warren was a man foresighted, and he foresaw this schmuck someday deserving this song.

OkieDokieDog June 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

Looks like his good hair is covering a huge pus-filled pimple aka his brain.

sharethegrief June 16, 2012 at 10:38 am

That's a HeMantoma.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I'm sorry, but a comment like that deserves a hug AND a gold star.

sharethegrief June 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm

MB, I was in dire need of a hug. Thank you for your sweetness.

Monsieur_Grumpe June 16, 2012 at 11:18 am

Think his hair is responsible for the high price of oil.

scvirginia June 16, 2012 at 11:53 am

If he has a mole, it's probably as stupid as the rest of him…

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Or desperately trying to secede.

OneDollarJuana June 16, 2012 at 12:13 pm

The ONLY decent people I have met with greasy, slicked-back hair have been gear-heads. At least they have excuses for hair like that.

LionHeartSoyDog June 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

"American Psycho."

FNMA June 16, 2012 at 10:29 am

And, until now, I didn't think it was possible for a man to be a cunt. Live and learn…

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

If cunt is used as a derogatory term, then, yes, most men are cunts. So are a few women.

dancesw_cougars June 18, 2012 at 10:30 am

This Frank Foster guy, Rand Paul, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh – I can't think of a single woman who is a bigger cunt than any one of these guys.

DaSandman June 16, 2012 at 10:30 am

Funny, that bitch looks like the kind of repressed freak who would have gone with "gash"

ibwilliamsi June 16, 2012 at 11:35 am

The sound of "Gash" doesn't carry as well across the street and over the sound of a lawnmower. "Cunt" is the appropriate word in that case. "Gash" or "slit" can be used in the Senate Chamber where there's better acoustics.

OneDollarJuana June 16, 2012 at 12:14 pm

And "hole" is ambiguous.

jakegittes June 16, 2012 at 10:30 am

The wimmin in Michigan oughta take a cue from Igor Stetkeywecz and just shut their traps, pie-holes and their c**nts, too. Also.

Beowoof June 16, 2012 at 11:58 am

Yes, the great American poke-out.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

If you ask me, Igor has no worries in that department, because he has never done it with a LayDee. Cows, horses, dogs, pigs, sheep, maybe, but LayDeez, never.

sharethegrief June 16, 2012 at 10:32 am

Foster Grants exemption for Republican men to describe dirty ladyparts.

PubOption June 16, 2012 at 10:57 am

Yes, but the results could be polarizing.

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:18 am

He does look like a shady character.

FlownOver June 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm

HurRAY! BANish him from the legislature!

BZ1 June 16, 2012 at 10:33 am

Oh, let me venture a wild guess, Frankie is a Republican?

DemmeFatale June 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Ms_Anthrope June 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Holy crap! A talking cunt!

Buckminster June 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

My he's a supercilious-looking little pimple, isn't he?

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:23 pm

When the page was loading, his picture was visible to me before the story itself, and I thought, "He's a bland-looking person", sort of like instant mashed potatoes. I'm still surprised when these generic, Dilbert-looking twats turn out to be assholes. I don't know why.

Local_Mojo June 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

Well, I like cunts a lot. People often wish me well by saying: "Get fucked!" Maybe he didn't realize that it can be considered a derogatory term.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Me too. How could it possibly be insulting to call someone a name that refers to a warm, moist, heavenly, tasty, lickable … brb.

Doktor Zoom June 16, 2012 at 10:36 am

Was she mowing her lawn, or "mowing her lawn"?

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ June 16, 2012 at 10:37 am

If he'd called her a vagina, he would have been banned for two days.

Barb June 16, 2012 at 10:40 am

And he did it in front of a 3 or 4 year-old boy. Teach 'em young, Frank!
The Michigan Nurses Association, demanding an apology is linked to his Wikipedia page.

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2012 at 10:44 am

If we don't teach our children how to disrespect women, who will?

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:34 am

The Catholic Church?

Oh, this wasn't a who else question?

AbandonHope June 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Um… Hitler?

UW8316154 June 16, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Ihor Stetkewycz?

mnotrtoo June 16, 2012 at 12:00 pm

"When reached at home Rep. Frank Foster, or as he is more affectionately known, 'F.U. Foster', said, "I did not use that derogatory slang "C" word referring to part of the female anatomy that starts with a 'V'. I was only telling her, 'Its Frank Luntz that is helping us sell the 'Protect Our Jobs' Act, you ignorant twat!'. Then as I walked back to the neighbor's house with the 3 year old boy I informed him, 'Prince Fielder cannot f*cking bunt, you little prick! Now, Eddie Gaedel, that runt just stood there like a candyass piece of shit holding that bat without so much as a grunt. Now get the f*ck home to your mom, little shit. I gotta go feed my autistic kid who lives in the f*cking basement digging tunnels around the f*cking neighborhood."

Barb June 16, 2012 at 12:03 pm

That is a classic rant, thanks!

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Wait, so *which* one was the guy who caught the ball like he was buying a newspaper at the corner store?

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:26 pm

And he did it in front of a 3 or 4 year-old boy."

Thank God.
It's important to teach all kids that Mommy is a stupid bitch, but *especially* boys; otherwise they might grow up into pansies instead of wife-beaters.

badgitator June 16, 2012 at 10:40 am

Well, I am *so* sure that Mr. Foster will likewise be subject to an indefinite speaking ban just like that mean old 'vagina' lady.

NorthStarSpanx June 16, 2012 at 10:43 am

Wasn't the Michigan House Floor where they gagged a female lawmaker for saying "Vagina?"

Vaginal probes and cunt are certainly a more respectable and preferable use of verbiage when it comes to matters and concerns of half the population.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Yup. And the Speaker of the House, the dude who gaveled those two female Reps into silence and banned them, is the same dude who this nice LayDee is requesting ask this asshole up here for an apology. Chances are he'll call her a dumb cunt himself.

Arken June 16, 2012 at 10:43 am

The article linked says that his official bio mentions nothing about him having any children, then he goes and produces one and claims the kid is autistic… what the hell?

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2012 at 10:46 am

I really think there's some RNC service out there that finds photogenic, Lifetime-original-movie-disabled children that are perfect to wave in front of a camera when you get caught looking like a dick.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:32 pm

He had to go down the basement and get him make his wife go down the basement and fetch him.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I wonder which of the two is really the autistic one.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Neither. Autistic people are less likely to indulge in casual swearing than most, and the kid would've been freaked by the whole encounter if he *was* autistic. I suspect this asshole just borrowed the lady and kid from the house he was visiting.

Of course, by even replying to a comment that was a casual snark, I have now revealed *myself* to be on the spectrum, but hey, you probly guessed that already.

gurukalehuru June 16, 2012 at 1:28 pm

It's a Foster child. HAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up sometimes.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Apparently, also at least nine other people, too. Also.

NYNYNYjr June 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm

So no mention of kids officially, sounds like that other politician, from Staten Island who kept a secret other family in Virginia? Maybe? Also, Chase? Is that a name a person who really give a child? Unlikely. I wish Rep. Brown had used the word cunt instead of vagina in the House. That would have rocked.

Arken June 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

There's a football player named Chase something. I don't know much about football, but I thought his name was fitting for his job.

mwittier June 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Autistic from all of the lawn mowing.

Hope that cunt's happy now.

calliecallie June 16, 2012 at 10:44 am

Michigan has one of the highest-paid, full-time state legislatures in the country, along with the strictest term limits in the country. You can see the kind of quality folk that are attracted to the job.

And for two years they have stood in the way of a big international bridge project that the Governor is finally moving forward on – without them! Most of these state legislators are not only rude, stupid and misogynistic, they are now irrelevant.

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2012 at 10:49 am

That's the bridge that Canada has offered to pay for in full, but is being blocked by a super rich dick who wants to get the exclusive contract for the construction. My Detroit-born friend says this guy intentionally shut down the Detroit rail just to decrease property values and to "show people how awful Detroit really is."

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 10:56 am

Does he also stab people with knives in order to "show them how awful open wounds really are"?

sullivanst June 16, 2012 at 11:20 am

Sounds like an idea for his neighbors, if any are reading…

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Not that we would ever advocate physical violence…
WINK.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Sounds like the kind of person who would, don't he?

Hera Sent Me June 16, 2012 at 10:49 am

You should know it won't end well if you use foul language when talking to a person whose very surname contains a euphemism.

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 10:53 am

That cunt.

mavenmaven June 16, 2012 at 10:56 am

Well, if it were Texas he would have driven across the street with a gun yelling "I am standing my ground" and killed everyone, so there's some consolation there for Michigan.

NYNYNYjr June 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm

"Do you mind if I stand my ground in your lawn for a minute?"

mwittier June 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

"I YAM ASKEERT FER MY LIFE OF YER LAWNMOWER."

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I believe a Michigander commenter recently informed me that his/her state *does* have a Stand Your Ground law.

TexasFemale June 17, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Actually, if Foster had done that in Texas gentlemen from the neighborhood would have "convinced" him to apologize to the lady and probably seen to it that he finished cutting her lawn.

sati_demise June 16, 2012 at 11:00 am

I hear yelling this word means you have a tiny, tiny- teeny tiny- dick.

Is this true? Cunt envy?

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 11:03 am

Frank Foster's website has a form where he invites us to "send someone a Certificate of Recognition", which will presumably be awarded by the Legislature.. There's no reason why we couldn't recommend Frank Foster for a Certificate of Recognition, for being such a cunt. Warblog?

Hera Sent Me June 16, 2012 at 11:35 am

I took your most excellent suggestion:

"I'd like Frank Foster to be recognized for being a liar (his bio says he has no children, he told Julia Smith-Heck he has a son) and for being a misogynist cunt."

For my address, I used the Michigan GOP HQ.

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm

That's the spirit!

NYNYNYjr June 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Good idea, I just sent one.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I'm SO in. Off to do mah dooty.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Someone from his office will be contacting a certain Ernest Giddens. Poor Mr. Giddens.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Thank you so much for sharing! She's all Growed Up! Her last pictures were so babyfaced and rounded, and now she looks like a Big Girl!I tweeted Frank Foster into the Twitterverse (using his Web site link from your post). He might be hearing from some not-so-nice nursey ladies soon.

boobookitteh June 16, 2012 at 11:07 am

What's that saying? Don't piss off nurses because we choose the size of the needles and catheters we stick in you?

I think that's it.

NYNYNYjr June 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

"Hi, I'm Sarah, I'll be your nurse. Oh, I know you. You're Frank Foster."

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

… and on second thought, this may hurt just a bit after all.

Butch_Wagstaff June 16, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Hope he doesn't end up in the ER where the nurses recognize him.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Uh … oh, god, you're a nurse, aren't you? I swear to god I am nice to all nurses, ALL nurses ALL the time, I swear.

boobookitteh June 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

You better be. I have a #28 French with your name on it.

/the nurses will get that.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:12 pm

oh god i'm in trouble now (backs away bowing low)

LetUsBray June 16, 2012 at 11:16 am

You know the old saying, "You have a point – but if you comb your hair just right no one will notice"? Well, this smarmy-faced pimple-dick has evidently chosen to coif up his hair to accentuate it.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I could almost guarantee that by next year, he'll have that Gerber Baby-looking fauxhawk that all the trendy young fellas are rocking, and he'll look insufferably smug about *that*, too.

sullivanst June 16, 2012 at 11:22 am

Sounds like someone else who "don't take no orders from no woman"

At least, not until his mom gets home.

Monsieur_Grumpe June 16, 2012 at 11:25 am

I hope they didn't have a hot tub at their little get together. Think of the oil slick this guy would have left.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Ohhhhh, I think the oil slick is the *least* of the things that guy would leave in a hot tub.

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Scabies?

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:25 am

Guy probably knows something about cunts. Looks like he uses KY Jelly for hair styling gel.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I suppose it *could* be…

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Hey! The wife did that once.

Well, not KY, but lube, anyway.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm

That's about all he knows.

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:30 am

Sounds like a Michigander who needs a (painful) goose.

iburl June 16, 2012 at 11:32 am

Looks like he pledged to Phi Kappa Prick

mbobier June 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Or Phi Beta Krappa

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

I Phelta Thi.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:59 pm

pdog, you slut.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Tappa Kegga Bru.

He seems like the type who would knock back a few too many, before going out with the kid.

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 11:32 am

"Foster – Austrilian for douchbag!"

Harry_S_Truman June 16, 2012 at 11:34 am

I have GOT to move out of this state. It's gone from a fairly liberal place to Michissippi.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:38 pm

"Gone"? Ypsilanti was known as "Ypsitucky" way back in the 80s.

RavenRant June 16, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Way back in the 60s, too. Yes, I'm dating myself.

Negropolis June 16, 2012 at 11:23 pm

Which is funny, because it's an unusually liberal city, not just for Michigan put in the country, at large. This city was one of the first to basically decriminalize use of marijuana (1970), elected the first Muslim in Michigan (1979) to their city council, the first city in the state to pass a living wage ordinance in the 90's, and one of the few cities in the state in the 90's to pass a human rights ordinance.

I've seen a lot of people ragging on the state, but I'd like to reiterate that apart from very recently, while Michigan may have it's fair share of bigots and general ne'er-do-wells, these folks are have generally not been awarded with power because of their views, whereas entire political parties in some states aren't afraid to run on their bigotry. If they get into power, here, it's generally been through deception or in individual districts.

Steverino247 June 16, 2012 at 11:34 am

Too bad he doesn't have Hannibal Lector as his neighbor. He'd have swallowed his own tongue by now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsjjNcIJQas

Doktor Zoom June 16, 2012 at 11:38 am

I think he needs to listen to this song, then.

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 11:53 am

Or perhaps this one.

SpeedoFart June 16, 2012 at 11:41 am

It's a well known fact that using the word "cunt" creates jorbs.

Look it up!

BigSkullF*ckingDog June 16, 2012 at 11:52 am

Frank Foster hasn't seen a lady-part since he came out of his mom's.

DerrickWildcat June 16, 2012 at 11:52 am

Go take another shower Gretchen Carlson!

CrunchyKnee June 16, 2012 at 11:55 am

He shouted cunt from across the street, then hid in the back yard and had another light beer like a "real" man. What a douchenozzle.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Probly scared the laydee would kick his ass.

BigSkullF*ckingDog June 16, 2012 at 11:55 am

I've been watching a lot of British TV lately and it's all cunt this and cunt that. Cunt cunt cunt. They've even turned it into an adjective. Perhaps Mr. Foster has been watching too much BBC? Oh wait, I just looked at his picture. No, he's just an insufferable doucheface.

Spurning Beer June 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm

"Maria, our abbey is not to be used as an escape. What is it you cun't face?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EePtIkuy5lg

AddHomonym June 16, 2012 at 12:05 pm

GET OFF YOUR LAWN!!!!

Beowoof June 16, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Well now that is one tough hombre there. I am pretty sure he is not getting any so he has to yell at women he disagrees with. Which based on his behavior would be pretty much all of them.

Goonemeritus June 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Did she feel threatened did she inform the august Representative to back off and that she was armed with a lawn mower. Because this confrontation could have ended with a good mulching.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:23 pm

She might be a LayDee Person of Colour, in which case she would've got the needle for mulching the sonofabitch.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Does Michigan have a Stand Your Lawn statute?

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Ground, lawn. Same diff.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:12 pm

I thought we'd settled this with my somewhat oversharing post after my doctor checkup. the correct term is:
The Vault.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:24 pm

You really are asking for a long series of tasteless jokes, Tess. Don't get us started…

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:58 pm

I awreddy made the one about "it's where you put the family jewels," Biely.

Vecchiojohn June 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm

The grass in Michigan is just the right height.

Ryy June 16, 2012 at 12:17 pm

I always thought "cunt" sounded like a vegetable: "Go get some celery, eggplant and 1/2 a cunt".

Chet Kincaid June 16, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Georgia O'Keefe made a whole career out of confusing flora with vagina.

OneDollarJuana June 16, 2012 at 12:21 pm

cunt
bunt
bunk
dunk
duck
dick

gurukalehuru June 16, 2012 at 1:38 pm

6 degrees of cunt

swordfis June 16, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Clearly a follower of Ayn "Cunt" Rand.

TribecaMike June 16, 2012 at 12:26 pm

He's got a mouth on him like a Teamster. Irony!

rickmaci June 16, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Common denominator among the Republigoons, especially the male ones, is they all feel morally superior to everyone and yet they are, to a person, among the dumbest assholes on earth.

valgal2342 June 16, 2012 at 1:31 pm

+100

gurukalehuru June 16, 2012 at 1:41 pm

It's called, I believe, the Cunting-Doosher effect.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

It's not even so much that they're dumb. Stupid people can't help being stupid.

It's that they're morally rancid doucheholes.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Well, I guess now we know who Ihor the flashing woodchopper is gonna be voting for.

owhatever June 16, 2012 at 12:31 pm

What's that, Frank? You like to hunt? Good for you. What? Sorry, can't hear you. My lawnmower is too loud. Toodle-oo, See you in church.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:40 pm

You know, if Michigan isn't careful, it's gonna start to get a reputation.

tessiee June 16, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Wait…
Is this the same Frank Foster who was going around raping all the neighborhood dogs?

Chet Kincaid June 16, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I find this especially funny!

UW8316154 June 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Well, he hasn't denied it.

Designer_Radio June 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Mm, yes. He must prove that he is not a Dog Rapist.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Obvy. He's not getting it from LadyPeeple, and he's gotta be gettin' it SOMEwhere.

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 12:44 pm

OT, but on teh Wonkette Facebook page, out editrix has posted:

"Oh hi I am having a moving sale, 1162 S. Highland Ave,. LA. Come buy all my stuff!

Love,
Becca"

Hope you're not planning on skipping the country with all of last night's contributions, Commie Girl.

Designer_Radio June 16, 2012 at 3:57 pm

At least she worked hard for the money.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm

I hope she shouted back the only proper response: "You're a dick!"

ElPinche June 16, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Frank Foster is his hair's cunt.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:32 pm

For some reason I find that hilariously funny.

UW8316154 June 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Your move, Kentucky.

Angry_Marmot June 16, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I never thought of myself as a eugenicist, but if people stopped having sex with people like Frank, they'd be gone in a generation or two.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

We could put them behind fences …

not that Radio June 16, 2012 at 3:34 pm

One generation of Frank Foster is enough.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Oh god, Buck v. Bell? Our esteemed Chief Justice. And it turned out she was just a poor woman, ignorant and uneducated, that's all. Fuck these people.

Butch_Wagstaff June 16, 2012 at 8:50 pm

My mother had her first "breakdown" when she was teenager. She got shipped off to the state loony bin in Marion for a few months. I don't know how she avoided being forcibly sterilized but I do know she came close to having it done to her.
Our wonderful Commonwealth kept up the practice until 1979.
19-fuckin'79!!
The state didn't issue an apology for it until 2002 under then-guv Mark Warner.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 9:13 pm

ZOMG. (hugs Butch) I'm so glad she escaped, or we wouldn't have you to delight our days, m'dear.

It's simply disgusting how much the powerful abuse the powerless whenever they can. And the powerless succumb like sheep.

flamingpdog June 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Everybody makes such a big deal about cists. Rush Limbaugh's anal cist, Eugenie's cist …

Luv the new avatar!

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 9:14 pm

You little ground rats are really at it today, aren'tcha?

BarackMyWorld June 16, 2012 at 1:57 pm

What a pussy.

JustPixelz June 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

The correct response from Ms Smith-Heck is "I'm made of rubber, you're made of shit. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Also you're made of shit."

Designer_Radio June 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Hi Jeff, welcome!

Now please learn about "Title Text"-ing your blog images.

Possible options for this image?
-See You Next Tuesday?
-Slicked Back Cunt?
-Douche-y Cunt?
-CUNT?

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I vote for "Dick."

mbobier June 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Stand your ground (er, lawn), Julia!

Fred_Wertham_Jr June 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I have somehow managed to break the eph key on my keyboard, so please see my comment on the previous post which works just as well here.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Too many fucking comments about fucking fucketty fuckfaces, Fred?

Fred_Wertham_Jr June 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Yes, but I don't think I am entirely at phault. I pheel that I was provoked. Or standing my ground or something.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Oh, absolutely, dood. The plethora of fucking fucketty fuckfaces available to us all through the kind offices of the internets is soon going to require keyboard makers to ship extra "f" keys with all keyboards.

glamourdammerung June 16, 2012 at 5:13 pm

That picture is of a man that craves one (or more) cocks in his mouth.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:29 pm

He looks cuntstipated.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

The Wife once got into an argument with a nasty man who informed her at the end of it that "Lady, if you were a man, I'd hit you." This with his wife and child standing by screaming at him to quit it.

The Wife, who is the indisputable Mistress of the Laser Glare, turned both barrels on him, and replied, "If you were a man, you wouldn't need to."

I wish I could watch her mop the floor with this dick.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 16, 2012 at 6:20 pm

i know — you won't believe what Trump's people are finding.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:55 pm

You're right. I won't. What?

Biel_ze_Bubba June 19, 2012 at 2:21 am

Damned if I know — Donnie's not saying. Yet.

ttommyunger June 16, 2012 at 8:54 pm

The picture of vapid smugness, practically surpassing Eric Cantor levels. Truly a face made for punching.

TribecaMike June 16, 2012 at 10:52 pm

He's the kind of tool who gets airbrushed before the picture is taken.

Eclectablog June 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm

FYI, it's EClectablog, not ELectablog. : )

TexasFemale June 17, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Michigan actually has laws against public profanity in the earshot of minors (young child was present.) I guess if he had called her a vagina he'd be facing a big-ass fine about now.

crybabyboehner June 18, 2012 at 11:10 am

Keith Richards called Brian Jones a cunt and nobody got all bent out of shape.

sullivanst June 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Uh, yeah, uh, no, uh, y'know, I was just saying how… uh… y'know… how I could imagine that his neighbors might sometimes think something like that. Yeah, that was it. Y'know, because freedom.

MittBorg June 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm

You're always welcome, my dear. Let me know if a bowl of virtual chicken soup is also needed. I'd be happy to give you a real fresh homemade one, but I don't think you live nearby.

OhNoGuy June 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Change "stab" to "shoot" and I think you're standing your ground with your Second Amendment RIghts. Can a Constitional expert confirm this?

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