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Perhaps you remember that heady last week of the pre-Tea Party Congress, when Harry Reid pushed about 57 major pieces of legislation through the Senate. (Nancy Pelosi had already passed them all through the House in about the first day and a half, and still had time for a mani-pedi.) But the one major piece of legislation that did not pass? The DREAM Act, the one about those terrible Messican children who come here at age eight and have the nerve to want to go to college.

Well, here comes Barack Hussein NOBAMA to shove the DREAM Act down all our throats by using his executive powers in the form of an executive order telling DHS or ICE or Disney on Ice or whomever to stop deporting kids (under 30) who were here by the age of 16, and to give them work permits instead. TYRANNY! Stalin! Fidel Castro! Quick everybody, buy more guns!

What else could this brutal tyrannical dictator achieve by fiat with his iron fist? Oh, we thought of one. He could reschedule marijuana. (HAHA don’t be ridiculose.)

In the meantime, do you think all the ‘Spanics will stop being mad at Barack Obama for having actually increased deportations to an all-time high? We don’t know. You could ask one, or ask Peggy Noonan to ask one for you. [TPM]

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