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Greek Neo-Nazi Politician Suing Woman For Making Him Punch Her on Live Television

Still smarter discussion than Crossfire ever had.A male Greek neo-Nazi politician slapped a female Greek communist politician on live television last week. We brought you the scintillating footage, which features brilliant insults like “you old commie” because Greece is so poor now that their politicians have to recycle insults they got on loan from America 70 years ago. It was disturbing footage, a sad window into Greek political discontent. We were saddened.

While it’s not clear what criminal action is being taken, there is civil litigation moving forward in the case. Hold on a minute, people who assume this will be a rational development: In a brilliant attempt to save face and repair his reputation, the slapper, Ilias Kasidiaris, is suing his victims.

Amazing! What spectacular crisis management skills he’s got. Somebody get Jerry Sandusky on the phone; he’s been doing this all wrong!

Kasidiaris is suing Rena Dourou and Liana Kanelli for defamation, saying they made him throw water at one of them and slap another repeatedly in front of whoever was watching this unbearable Greek political talk show.

From the Daily Mail:

Ilias Kasidiaris, spokesman of the far-right Golden Dawn party, said he would also sue private TV station Antenna for wrongful detention after he was locked in a room in the studio following the attack until he broke down the door and escaped.

What a charmer! But come on guys, just LOOK at how bad she’s defaming him right now:
Fun fact: The word for "assault victim" in Greek is "defamation."

What’s the deal with that? She totally defamed his hands with her old commie face. He should also probably sue those three people on the right for not giving half a Greek shit about anything anymore. Definitely Salmon Shirt Lady. There he is, trying to slap away the defamer, and she’s bored.

It appears, though, that Kasidiaris, a member of the Golden Dawn Party, is not alone in his adept ability to deny reality:

Golden Dawn denies being a neo-Nazi party, but its image has been severely dented by continuously replayed footage of the incident as well as a variety of other pictures showing party members splashed with fake blood, making Nazi-style salutes or grinning next to an oven at the Nazi death camp Auschwitz.

Ah. Well, that’ll do it. [Daily Mail]

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  • kissawookiee

    Salmon shirt lady: Yeah, I was watching neo-Nazis slap commies back before they sold out and went mainstream. *yawn*

    • CivicHoliday

      So…she's a Greek Hipster?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Well, she clearly has a cup of over-priced, over-cooked bitter coffee in front of her, vente sized, I think.

  • PubOption

    'Golden Dawn' sounds like a Chinese restaurant.

    • freakishlywrong

      Or a secks act.

      • MrFizzy

        Or an actor – wait, that would be Golden Dong. Nevermind.

    • Callyson

      I thought she was a porn star.

  • Goonemeritus

    This is great news for Ike Turner

  • BaldarTFlagass

    He's suing her? I bet he's really an American.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Remember the damage Rodney King's skull inflicted on the LAPD's billy clubs?

  • James Michael Curley

    STD Ilias Kasidiaris can be cured with several shots of penicillin. But the penis will probably be lost.

    • Vecchiojohn

      Well, he clearly doesn't have any balls . . .

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Well, if Ilias wins this suit and gets the big payout, he can retire to Malta or maybe the Turkish part of Cyprus and not have to worry about the economic meltdown in Greece anymore. "Got mine, fuck y'all!"

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Golden Dawn sounds like dish soap. Slogan? Tough on Greece, quick with hands.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Did you there, saw it

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    He don't take orders from no woman!

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Not dyat woman over by dere, and not dyat one either!

  • freakishlywrong

    Beware of Greek Neo-Nazis bearing punches.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "he would also sue private TV station Antenna for wrongful detention after he was locked in a room in the studio following the attack until he broke down the door and escaped."

    I'm sure this guy would have been much more comfortable back during The Regime of the Colonels.

    "Examples of the types of torture commonly used include (amongst others):
    Beating the soles of people's feet with sticks and pieces of metal pipe.
    Sexual torture such as shoving objects into people's vagina/anus and twisting them violently, or hoses shoved into the anus and forcing water in at high pressure.
    Choking people and shoving rags soaked in urine and excrement down their throats
    Ripping out hair from the head and pubic regions.
    Jumping on people's stomachs
    Pulling out toenails and fingernails

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Torture? Sounds like just another day at David Vitter's.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      Thank you for that succinct summary of pre-Schoenkopf Wonk comments!

    • ttommyunger

      Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    This gag was much funnier on that episode of Webster I saw once: "Slap Your Papadapolis."

    • MrFizzy

      I just finished slapping my papadopolis and boy am I relaxed now.

  • chascates

    He can run for governor of Michigan now.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Wth a name lke "Golden Dawn" shuldn't he have tried to piss on her?

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Even Neo-Nazis have some standards.

  • mavenmaven

    Golden Dawn is also interested in joining up with Glenn Beck to put an end to Glee.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Your honor, the bitch had it coming, dressing all slutty like that and mouthing off at me instead of running to make me a pita.

  • elburritodeluxe

    Those Greeks are setting a pretty high bar for our Fascists. C'mon American Douchebags! Are you going to let a bunch of Greeks beat you at the crazy??

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Imagine what he'd have done had she mentioned her vagina.

  • el_donaldo

    Wasn't the Golden Dawn some kind of British occult group a century ago? Like with the old guys in red robes doing Tarot by candlelight?

    Greek neo-Nazis: all the sad trash of history.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    She assaulted him with her arm pit

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "Oooh, 'twas vast and dark and hairy."

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        She is pretty swarthy. Didn't they say she represented Lesbos?

  • gunnergoz

    "Thousands of GOP men see video, experience communal fantasy featuring themselves with Nancy Pelosi. Vaseline stock skyrockets. Film at 11."

  • thatsitfortheother1

    "…making Nazi-style salutes or grinning next to an oven at the Nazi death camp Auschwitz."

    Oh, like you've never done that.

  • Steverino247

    OT" Held this back from Friday so as not to screw up your weekend…

    Kreep is ahead of Peed in the judge race by just over a thousand votes with about 4000 to go. Not looking good. http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/wit

    • Vecchiojohn

      If only Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich had agreed to run.

    • scvirginia

      Why is it taking them so long to count/ find/ create? these absentee votes? Did someone move SD to Florida when I wasn't looking?

    • Steverino247

      Absentee ballots sent in the mail or delivered to polling places on election day must be opened and the signatures verified however they do that before the ballot is put in a pile to be run through the counting machines. Sometimes, they need to make a new ballot because the USPS occasionally snacks on mail and nibble marks prevent running the ballot through the machines. Provisional ballots take more work because we don't turn people away on election day. We let them vote and then figure out later if they should have been allowed to vote. If so, the ballot is counted. If not, well…

      There were about 188,000 of these critters and they can only do so many in a day with the staff they have. There's 4000 left so I think we'll be "close enough" by the end of the day to have a result, but I could be wrong.

      Disclaimer: I don't work for the Registrar of Voters, but 20 years ago when I was politically active, I had a lot of dealings with them. Still very professional and has a good reputation for scrupulous honesty. Nobody questions them, not even the local wackos, so far as I know.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      well this should go well.

  • eggsacklywright

    Trojan Whores. Geeks bearing gits. That's all I got.

  • TheGyrus

    One look at the official Golden Dawn flag ought to be enough to reassure anyone that there is absolutely no connection to neo-Naziism.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      I kinda like the little stylized douche symbol.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      That's clearly a stylized "@" symbol and should in no way be construed as any offensive symbol at all, no way, no sirree!

    • eggsacklywright

      Aw, that's just a piece of the maze in The Shining.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        That's reassuring!

    • scvirginia

      Maybe it's the 'neo' part they're disclaiming?

  • CivicHoliday

    Hmmm…"It's her fault I hit her, she provoked it" seems a eerily common message to hear from an abusive man. But the suing part is new. So I guess this means we're going to have a huge American backlash against VAWA wherein many upstanding Christian gentlemen all over these united states get financial compensation for the damages caused to their fists but those inconvenient lady bones.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    I understand that they do things backwards in Greece. Like if you nod your head up and down that means No! If you shake your head left and right, that means Yes!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Ass backward. That would explain a LOT of Greek his-stories.

  • not that Radio

    Who is this guy? Dick Cheney?

  • MrFizzy

    And they say the Greek economy is in the toilet because they don't do anything useful there.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    Stand Your Clown!!

  • http://grandpaboy.blogspot.com/ seppdecker

    "I can't have Nazi-salutes. I'm running for president, for Pete's sake," said Golden Dawn candidate Mitt Romonopoly.

  • Schmannnity

    Bitch set him up.

  • Estproph

    I bet his children make him beat them after he drinks too much too.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    That photo would make a great piece of classical/McNaughton-style art: "The Last Supper Of Western Civilization."

  • Dildeaux

    When contacted for comment, Daily Callers Munroe replied "I wudda bitchslapped Obama but he was too far away."

    When contacted for comment, Danish mass murderer Andres Breivik replied "I got my start assaulting women and just kinda escalated from there. Its their fault I hate them."

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Danish mass murderer…

      Norwegian. I know, I know, fuggin furriners are all the same.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    "Golden Dawn" — Didn't Hellboy fuck up that army of elves in the second movie?

  • James Michael Curley
  • thatsitfortheother1

    Read my lips: "No new Metaxas."

    • Limeylizzie

      That is just perfection, my friend.

      • thatsitfortheother1

        God love ya, Limeylizzie!

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        Are you back now, Darling? The pigs and random piles of meat seem to be gone…

        • Limeylizzie

          I am back! I am such a tender-hearted thing, under all the snark, I just couldn't bear to see those animals. I have never even seen “Bambi” because someone told me about the death of the mother.

  • Beowoof

    Wow, this guy takes being on the offensive to a new low. I hope the republicans in America are not paying attention to this. Next thing you know they will be suing for invasion of privacy from pointing out their attempts to blow guys in Airport bathrooms is pretty gay.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      I know, I would hate to see Republicans start projecting their worst behavior onto Democrats…

  • Limeylizzie

    I am going to sue Mitt for making me slap myself silly every time he smacks his lips, that tic will kill me.

  • MissTaken

    Obviously bitch set him up.

  • Thurman Munster IV

    Lets just call this the Ilias and the Oddity.

  • thatsitfortheother1

    Greek austerity measures: "Kalispera dime?"

  • DahBoner

    Sparticus floats like a butterfly, but bitch slaps like a pimp…

  • ttommyunger

    I've known assholes like this. He probably went home, hopped on the crapper and yelled out at his poor, overwrought wife through a partially open door about how he beat the shit out of a couple of bitches on TV.

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    In proving that his approach to this problem was within acceptable standards, he will bring in video of the the Jerry Springer Show.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    I don't know if, like Democracy, Greece is giving the world lessons on how to act like republicans or if republicans are returning the favor to Greece through inspiration.

  • http://mwittier.tumblr.com/ mwittier

    "While slapping women is certainly the right thing to do, this action solves nothing in the long-term. Unlike Obammer, my administration will make slapping women long term a priority, beginning Day One."

  • anniegetyerfun

    Because Greece is so poor now that their politicians have to recycle insults they got on loan from America 70 years ago

    You mean four years ago, yes?

  • Jimmyone

    How does one separate the men from the boys in Greece?

    • Arkoday

      Bucket of cold Euros?

    • Stevola

      You can't.

    • doloras

      With a crowbar.

  • Arkoday

    Your honor, she said VAGINA so I had to smack her.

  • Nostrildamus

    Greece: The Arizona of Europe.

  • Tommy1733

    Greece has a very recent history of neo-nazism and fascism, so the existence of Golden Dawn and their activities are not too surprising.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, when it the GOP changing its name to Golden Dawn?

  • comrad_darkness

    "It's her fault I had to hit her."
    Good to know that the right wing everywhere uses "personal responsibility" as merely empty rhetoric.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    to be fair though, greece's time in the sun was two millennia ago.

    what's our excuse?