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Sing it!Senior Pastor Frederick Haynes III, of the Friendship West Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas, do you maybe have some thoughts on President Barack Gaybama’s personal statement of support for homosexual marriage from a week or seven back? Would you perhaps care to TESTIFY? And would you, Wonket brothers and sisters, actually like to start your morning in a nice way instead of on your usual breakfast of bile and rage?

Here, fellows, have some fellowship. We will return to our coverage of the usual horrors shortly.


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