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Ron Paul will fuck your face offWhat is liberty? Where does the freedom to eat your neighbor’s cat intersect with, er, your neighbor’s cat? No one can ever know. It is ineffable and unknowable, like fuckin’ God, man!

But we can know about commenter Nesnora’s date with a Libertarian, in response to today’s brilliant and wonderful and insightful and just plain fuckin’ terrific post What We Learned From The Nice Libertarian Fellows At 1:30 In The Morning In A Detroit Hotel Bar, and that is that dating a Libertarian has one side effect. Pure Fear.

Congratulate Nesnora, everyone, and then be sure to sidle up and cop a feel.

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