fake as the moon landingJournalism Today: Your Wonket steals from Politico’s aggregating of the Washington Post’s new excerpt of that David Maraniss book, and what buzzworthy and important topic has us all opining and stealing? Oh, just this WORLD-SHAKING INFORMATION we are about to lay down on you, about how Barack Obama is not that good at basketball!

Not just today, when he is 50 or 51 years old or something, but when he was a teen! He was not even that good at basketball then! And HE CAN’T DUNK.

Your Editrix will be on her fainting couch with her salts and a good slug of late-morning gin to recover from the terrible shock brought on by President Afri-cant‘s upcoming impeachment, for not being that good at basketball. [Politico]

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