Here is a nice 14-year-old West Virginian preparing to be the next Glenn Beck and/or Pope, by telling his radio listeners for his radio program that homosexuals are “sickening.” But not just, like a little sickening, like a sort of gut ache from too many hot dogs, no, it is SICKENING in all capitals, because buttsex (and Hell). “You know what? I knew these kids! SOME of ’em I was friends with!” says the boy, about their choice to be homosecshul. (He could tell they chose to be homosecshuls because they were not homosecshuls in elementary school. Q.E.Duh!)

Anyway, the rest of it is all this pompous young man droning on in his best brow-furrowed style about how Barack Obama and Joe Biden are making kids be gay, and homosexuals are the real bullies for making fun of his friends just because they try to save the homosexuals from hell. But honestly, you know the only reason he is all hung up on this is because his name is Caiden Cowger, and you know everybody called him “Gayden Cowgirl.” Poor kid. Let’s be extry gentle in the comments, unless you don’t want to, fuck it.


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