HERE IS YOUR D-DAY ANNIVERSARY POST  8:30 pm June 6, 2012

GOP Congressman Calls China Government a Bunch of Hitlers

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Whose turn is it to play Adolf Hitler today in the forever binary saga of the Republicans versus secret zombie Adolf Hitler come back from the dead disguised as (insert ridiculous noun here) to devour hysterical conservatives? This kitten? Mitt Romney’s spell-checker? Or maybe some elementary school teachers? For the answer, let’s either re-read the post title or, alternately, consult the interchangeable screaming Republican congressman shuffling around on the House floor at any given hour, “Rep. Dana Rohrabacher” this time, sure: It is the Chinese government. The government is murdering people. Just like Hitler did!

From The Hill:

Rohrabacher made these remarks during debate [Tuesday night] on his amendment to the Energy and Water spending bill for 2013. He offered an amendment that would prevent $7.5 million from being spent by the Department of Energy on a Clean Energy Resource Center in China.

“I’m not opposed to all cooperation,” Rohrabacher said after another member defended the project. “I’m opposed to cooperation with the Adolf Hitlers of our day, the people who are murdering Christians and other religious people as we speak. No, we should not be cooperating with that government in developing their technologies.”

Did Dana Rohrabacher intentionally formulate that sentence to invite a mental swap out of the word “Christians” for “Muslims,” to highlight the irony? Let’s just say he did. Anyhow, the Chinese government is now Hitler. Someone go tell all those D-day veterans commemorating the invasion’s 68th anniversary today to go update their scrapbooks accordingly. [The Hill]

 
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chascates June 6, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Kitler!

Mittens Howell, III June 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Sieg Meow!

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 6, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Hunde raus!

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:12 am

Hunde maus!

Come here a minute June 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

*raises right arm* MEOW HITLER

Sharkey June 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

ARBEIT MACHT MIAU

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:22 am

Jahwohl, Mein Furrier!

[extra super special bonus points if anyone gets where I stole that from]

stncmchnc June 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

The Great Licktator. My unreserved apologies to The Tramp.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Great, now I'm imagining a nyan V-1, thanks to the quadracopter cat.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:35 pm

Kitlers are inherently nyanworthy.

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Meow Führer!

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:37 pm

Played by Meow Zedong.

Exhausted66 June 7, 2012 at 12:38 am

Mousewhitz

Limeylizzie June 6, 2012 at 8:35 pm

So, this is the moron that can't get into Afghanistan, right, so now he can't go to China, I am praying he says something bad about NYC .

Barb June 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

I hope Tommy comes in and calls him a "pussyfart"

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Now that term brought a flashback to the a National Lampoon Article from 1977. They were quoting Andrew Young describing an African dictator as a pussyfart. Happy thoughts.

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Andrew Young? The Civil Right Movement's Andrew Young? Really? Wow. Probably not the first person to come to mind if I had to place the origins of the term. lol

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:15 am

Also, in the Doug Kenney article, "How to Score with Chicks", there was a section titled "Pussyfarts", which read in its entirety, "There are some doors man was never meant to open".

Beowoof June 7, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Ah yes at Niagara University I was a radical troublemaker for subscribing to and reading in the Union, National Lampoon. I sometimes think the Long Island folks who attended NU en mass thought I was laughing at them. And sometimes I was. The locals, the Vietnam vets and me had a lot of fun at their expense.

Dudleydidwrong June 6, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Rohrabacher (German name, I believe) is a firm believer in Godwin's Law. That's his counter for Sharia Law. May the best law win!

Mittens Howell, III June 6, 2012 at 8:43 pm

The Rohrabacher test is like the the Rorschach inkblot test, except you read random Rohrabacher statements and shout 'Adolph Hitler, fucking a butterfly with a beer bottle!' after each one.

LionHeartSoyDog June 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Don't you know you need a microscopic dick to fuck/rape a butterfly?
Needledick the Bugfucker is incensed!

So Tired June 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Ha ha ha, the tobacco shop, Bette Midler…

Joshua Norton June 6, 2012 at 8:43 pm

It is the Chinese government. The government is murdering people. Just like Hitler did!

Just like the "christian", rightwing facists would do in this country, given half the chance.

valthemus June 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Haven't you heard of "stand your ground"?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Only works for the not-brown.

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 10:51 pm

That's always been my funny spot when I see church ladies and such feign horror and shock at propoganda taught about extremism in other religions. If given the chance, if our system allowed it, fundamentalist Christians would be chopping off hands as "justice" in a minute. What scares them about other religion's extremism isn't the differences, it's that they are so much alike and present competition.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 6, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Now, now … all they want to do is put certain people behind fences forever. Sounds like fun — you could even call it "camp".

eggsacklywright June 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

Yeah, what's with all this Hitler bashing? Kitty Wehrmacht drones are next.

Mittens Howell, III June 6, 2012 at 8:44 pm

If Adolf Hitler was around to hear all this smack talk he'd be pretty pissed right now.

No telling what he might do.

doloras June 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Everybody Hitler-hatin'.

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 10:52 pm

I think it's safe to say that Hitler was always "pretty pissed."

comptoneffect June 7, 2012 at 6:13 am

"No telling what he might do."
Maybe, but I bet it would involve invading Poland sooner than later.

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm

“I’m opposed to cooperation with the Adolf Hitlers of our day, the people who are murdering Christians and other religious people as we speak."

So, he's opposed to cooperation with the US government?

Oh, wait, how could I forget, those Muslins ain't part of a *real* religion, killing them does not count…

Prick.

iburl June 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Not only that, but when we "murder" people (as if) they magically transform, post-mortem, into terrorists! BLINGG!!

schvitzatura June 7, 2012 at 6:35 am

…and which then can be converted into Mormons posthumously, perhaps even with their own planets (though "across the tracks", on the bad side of the Great Spiral Galaxy).

iburl June 7, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Yes, when President Mitt adds that Mormon conversion capability to our hellfire missiles.

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:17 am

"Christians and other religious people"

and by "other religious people", we mean, "Christians (Protestants, of course), just not the church we go to".

SheriffRoscoe June 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm

The Chinese invented eyeglasses. You four-eyed nerds just love Hitler, don't you.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

And gunpowder, paper, silk, printing, PASTA!!

WABishop June 6, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Yeah! What have the Chinese ever done for us?!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Railroads.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:59 pm

Took the Grand Canyon off our hands.

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:18 am

A system of roads, and the Acqueduct.

Wait, that can't be right.

Mittens Howell, III June 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Chopsticks. They did that.

LionHeartSoyDog June 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

And porcelain.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Fine china. I read a book on Chinese blue-and-white porcelain some years ago. It said the best type of clay for making porcelain is kaolin, from China. Some of those pieces were so thin and fine, you could see light shine through them.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Chinese checkers?

flamingpdog June 7, 2012 at 12:02 am

No, wait, I guess all the Chinese checkers are running the cash registers at the Beijing Wal-Mart now.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:12 am

Ar ar ar.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:11 am

Try mahjongg for seriously addictive timewasters.

In the old days in China (before the revolution came), junior wives and concubines would play so intently that they wouldn't even leave the table to pee, just warn everyone to lift up their feet because a yellow river was about to flow.

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 11:48 pm

And Chinese water torture and Chinese finger bang…er…trap.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:12 am

ISWYDT.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Rohrabacher is a fucking nutbag, another Southern California "the heat and dryness have shrunk my brain to the size and consistency of dried chewing gum found on your movie seat" loon like Darrell Issa and Duke Cunningham. He SO fucking needs to go. In any way possible. He's a blight upon humanity's escutcheon.

Mittens Howell, III June 6, 2012 at 9:11 pm

I hear he's also a wonderful Sunday School teacher, so there's that.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Someone ought to examine what he's teaching tout-suite.
Unless this is a reference to some recent scandal involving Rohrabacher and some religious institution, which wouldn't surprise me in the least.

ChernobylSoup June 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Be a Whorebacker not a Rohrabacher.

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I'm not sure what that means, but upfist for rhyming.

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 8:48 pm

He offered an amendment that would prevent $7.5 million from being spent by the Department of Energy on a Clean Energy Resource Center in China.

Yeah, because it's not in the interests of the state that he represents for China to develop clean energy, thereby reducing it's pollution, which may be impacting California as this fucker speaks:

\ http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2010/12/01/cal

Asshole.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 6, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Are you claiming that this honorable member of the House would act against the interests of the people who elected him simply to perform a soucon of screechy grandstanding which will have no effect at all? Why, that would make him some variety of howling jackass, surely?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Ya don't say! Wait a minnit. What's that I hear? A howl? I do believe it's Dana ROHRabacher, Fukui-san, and he's HOWLING for you.

JustPixelz June 6, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Against the real Adolf Hitler, the United States of America mobilized the entire nation in a the shared sacrifice of warfare. Today, all Rohrabacher dares ask is that we not "cooperate" with China. I guess that means "stop shopping at Wal-mart".

Oh, by the way, the Adolf Hitlers of our day are mostly in Africa killing Muslims and other tribes. Wanna spend some blood, sweat and tears over there Congressman?

LionHeartSoyDog June 6, 2012 at 10:43 pm

The usa didn't mobilize against Hitler until after the USSR had broken the back of the Nazi military on the Eastern front, at huge sacrifice.
They waited to see which way the wind was blowing.
And i suspect, the D-day invasion of Normandy was, in part, to control the French Resistance, the same as the British invaded Greece to control the victorious anti-fascist resistance.
The foot soldiers, as usual, knew nothing of this.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Very few people know that Britain and the US sent troops to ensure that the former colonies of the colonial powers would be handed directly back to them instead of the rabble-rousing "freedom fighters" who had defended themselves against the Japanese. The US and Britain requested the Japanese to keep their arms and hand them over to the Allied military forces.

Monsieur_Grumpe June 6, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Oh Mao's sake. Who isn't Hitler nowadays?

Also, I wants a me a Hitler Cat.

LetUsBray June 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

We have arrived at the day when everyone is Hitler for 15 minutes.

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:20 am

Except Andy Warhol.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

The nice thing about having a Kitler is, you can say horrible things to it and never suffer a penalty. Provided, of course, that the cat doesn't understand you. Sometimes I wonder about mine.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Every cat I ever owned understood every word I said. They just didn't care.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:15 am

Mine too. Or at least they understand the crucial terms, like "car," "vet," "carrier," "vaccination," "wet food."

On the other hand, not a single one of them has ever shown any response to entreaties ranging from "Nice kitty, here, kitty," to "For christ's sake get off my fucking left nut" So, yeah. Sounds like they just don't give a fuck.

bagofmice June 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

If you speak with the sound of a can opening, they care.

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 8:57 pm

now that is one fine hitler cat.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard June 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Salute der fur-er!

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 8:59 pm

can't we find another greatest monster from history? i mean seriously, nazis have so jumped the shark.

Tommmcattt June 6, 2012 at 9:07 pm

“I’m not opposed to all cooperation,” Rohrabacher said after another member defended the project. “I’m opposed to cooperation with the Countess Elizabeth Bathorys of our day, the people who are murdering Christians and other religious people as we speak. No, we should not be cooperating with that government in developing their technologies.”

Doesn't have quite the same ring.

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 9:09 pm

HA! one of my favorite history's greatest monsters!

Fairtackle June 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm
MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Saloth Sar?

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:44 pm

I volunteer Dick Cheney for the position, but the Confederepubliklans would have the vapors.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 11:54 pm

We have a space nazi movie coming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:24 am

I say the expression "jumped the shark" has itself jumped the shark, and should without further ado be thrown under the bus.

chicken_thief June 7, 2012 at 9:55 am

We'll circle back to you on that.

not that Radio June 7, 2012 at 10:02 am

Likewise, "slippery slope" arguments are themselves a slippery slope. Where does it end?

HistoriBarb June 7, 2012 at 10:34 am

That's thinking outside the box!

Chow Yun Flat June 6, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Hitler Cat = Mouse Say Dung.

WABishop June 6, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Vladimir Felin

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Josef Mowlin'

not that Radio June 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm

Pol Cat

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Phillipe Pettin'

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 5:49 am

WIN

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

genghis katt

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

I think Dana is Congressman Full of Dung.

Chow Yun Flat June 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

A round of upfists for everyone who replied–read them one after the other and you will be laughing (not LOLing but really laughing) before you are finished.

BaldarTFlagass June 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm

I don't know, murdering your own people (as opposed to "others," like Jews and Gypsies), seems less Hitlery more Stalinesque or Pol Potty to me.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Interestingly enough, the only thing about communism that Saloth Sar (later known as Pol Pot) is known to have read was a defense of Josef Stalin's collectivization programme that resulted in the deaths of so many. A grotesque foreshadowing.

real_dc_native June 6, 2012 at 11:08 pm

It's ironic we don't think of Stalin in the same light as Hitler. He probably killed more people. I think it's because Stalin and his henchmen knew better than to document everything.

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:25 am

They also didn't have that creepy faux-scientific thing goin' on like the nazis.

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 11:11 pm

But the problem with invoking Pol Pot in this connection is that the U.S. actually did support the Khmer Rouge, at least for awhile. Apparently because they hated the Vietnamese government who, in the 1970s, were the Greatest Monsters of all Time of the decade. Perhaps someone here knows more of the subtleties can fill me in on any additional reasons.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:07 pm

US governmental support for the Khmers Rouges occurred after the fall of Pol Pot's government. In response to the Vietnamese appointment of Heng Samrin, who was one of the ICP (Indochinese Communist Party) members who left Kampuchea for VN after the negotiations with the US. All of this goes all the way back to a Vietnamese emperor named Minh Mang, who felt it was his duty to "civilize" the Khmers, who once ruled much of Southeast Asia. That set the tone for future Kampuchean/Vietnamese interaction. Following the fall of the Pol Pot regime, his forces joined up with all the other Khmer groups against the Vietnamese. Because Prince Norodom Sihanouk was chosen as the head of this loose coalition, the US government, which had been trying to assassinate Sihanouk since 1953, decided to lend its support, partially with the hope of winning some sort of PR victory against the VietNamese, I suppose. The VietNamese outsmarted them again, by creating the Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum. It really shouldn't be *called* a genocide museum. I don't think human languages yet have a word for "turning against your own people and killing them en masse."

Dr. Nick Riviera June 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm

The main thing that China and Hitler have in common is that both were supported by the conservatives of their day.

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

If by support you mean sending in Marines to protect America Business interests, yes they did, at quite the cost to the people of China and the Marines.

Dr. Nick Riviera June 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm

I actually had the American Liberty League and Conservative love of deregulation in mind.

Mittens Howell, III June 6, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Coincidentally, that cat happens to be the Chief Financial Officer of Bain Capital.

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:27 am

Which is good news for the stockholders, because they can pay him entirely in bizzy balls and catnip-filled mice.

WABishop June 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm

You know who else murdered people?

trampndirtdown June 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Monsanto?

LetUsBray June 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

GWBush?

littlebigdaddy June 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

John Wayne, um, Gacy?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Oh, you have that same little problem Michelle Bachman does.

SexySmurf June 6, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Dana Rohrabacher when he fought alongside the Taliban?

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Barabbas?

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:46 pm

Me, every time I fap.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Timothy Mcmeow?

billy_reuben June 7, 2012 at 7:57 am

Glenn Beck?

BaldarTFlagass June 7, 2012 at 8:06 am

Pro-choicers?

chicken_thief June 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

One Willard M. Romney?

chicken_thief June 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

… and, of course, THE CLINTONS?!!!!

coolhandnuke June 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

"Chairman Meow was a pussy,"–Dana Rohrabacher.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard June 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Now I've forgotten what the real Hitler was like. A black, Chinese, sorta liberal-y guy, right? Possibly involved with TSA bureaucracy?

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Total socialist. Took power thanks to trade union thugs and anti-Christians. Committed to universal health insurance mandates.

Designer_Radio June 7, 2012 at 1:35 am

Pro-murder abortionist, pro-Solyndra usurper-type.

starfanglednut June 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

Kenyan.

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Oh oh, no computer for Dana, Fearless Leader has already put in a call to FoxConn.

bumfug June 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Not everything Hitler is bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbzxKuA1zC4

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

And I thought it would be a Volkswagen Beetle ad.

Crank_Tango June 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Little known fact: my grandfather was a naval corpsman stationed in China during WWII and his job was to check hookers for VD. In a letter to the girl he barely knew who would go on to become my gramma he wrote "the girls here cost a nickle but they aren't very good."

So let's remember the real heroes this D-day, those who made sure sure that female Hitler hookers were free of the clap.

Come here a minute June 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Well you gotta pay at least a shiny dime for the good stuff.

extreme_left June 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

…one of the un-recognised heroes of the greatest generation.

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

From now on I will reserve a thought for him every time I pass the tomb of the Unknown Boner.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:49 pm

And to think my dream job up til now was mattress tester.

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:29 am

"the girls here cost a nickle but they aren't very good."

I love this so much, and I don't even know why.

Come here a minute June 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Hitler was an inscrutable Chinaman — he made the world blame the Holocaust on the Germans!

imissopus June 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

MASTER RACE LIBEL!

bagofmice June 7, 2012 at 12:00 am

There you go again, playing the Reich card.

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

this is completely OT but i think jian ghomeshi is hott.

Boojum June 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Kirsten, for the kitty Hitler, I love you right now.

Wile E. Quixote June 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

“I’m opposed to cooperation with the Adolf Hitlers of our day, the people who are murdering Christians and other religious people as we speak."

What kind of "Christians"? If the Chinese government is murdering evangelicals then good for them.

littlebigdaddy June 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Ein volk, ein Reich, ein Furball!

pinkocommi June 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Tsk, tsk, Representative Rohrabacher. That's no way to talk about our overlords.

arihaya June 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

this is I believe, the same Representative who asked Iraqi people to PAY for the cost of Dubya's invasion of their country

oh yeah: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/10/dana-roh

Sharkey June 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

You know who else murdered "other" religious people?

(Hint: it's a trick question.)

Blueb4sunrise June 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Fairtackle June 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Hideyoshi?

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:17 am

Did he? I thought the persecution of Christians came after his time. Also, is Hideyoshi his personal name or his clan name?

Fairtackle June 7, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Near as I can tell, he gave the order to crucify 26 uncooperative Christians near Nagasaki in 1549. Tokugawa came to power next and continued martyring Christians. Hideyoshi was born a peasant, surname Toyotomi.

Not one to suffer fools apparently. Also a much better grasp of irony than Alanis Morrisette.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Yes, I was thinking of the Tokugawa Shogunate. I think the persecution of Christians came to a peak under them.

Do you remember if Toyotomi's Christians were Japanese or foreign? And if foreign, of what nationality?

real_dc_native June 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm

The knights who went on the Crusades?

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 7, 2012 at 12:23 am

Andrew Jackson?

tessiee June 7, 2012 at 12:37 am

Well, dang, I was expecting somebody to say "The Inquisition".

DahBoner June 7, 2012 at 6:57 am

All of 'em, Katie.

chicken_thief June 7, 2012 at 10:00 am

Pontius Pilate?

extreme_left June 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

oh yeah these loons aren't lining up China for the war-wontoozie.

glamourdammerung June 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Keep in mind that Rohrabacher vouched for the Taliban and is good pals with Oliver North.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:19 am

Always good information to remember. Rep Rohrabacher sees himself as one of those mavericky type heroes like that Charlie Wilson dood.

SayItWithWookies June 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

So let me get this straight — Hitler's the one who can't be allowed to have clean water, and Jesus is the one who wants to fence in homosexuals so the rich can hunt them in game parks. Have I got that right?

iburl June 6, 2012 at 10:51 pm

I'm not sure, I might need to re-read The Hunger Games.

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Cats aren't the only evil internet meme animals, you know.

mavenmaven June 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

They are just cold murdering Christians as he speaks.

extreme_left June 6, 2012 at 10:26 pm

not just now either.. a few years ago I went to a Chinese restaurant where the carpet was so sticky it was a Biological weapon.. and that was in Australia!! there could have been xtians in the place.

Negropolis June 6, 2012 at 10:33 pm

You know, I'd like to be doing our clean energy research totally in-house, myself, but talk about hyperbole.

starfanglednut June 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

I agree, actually.

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I'm from a state that ca and wants to do anything it can to help us and thus help the nation. We've got more engineers than just about any state in the nation, cheap real estate, unused and underused industrial space, cheap cost of living, awesome universities, and on and on and on…just waiting for our government to use us, and I say the government in particular, because the private sector abandoned us.

There is SO much unused capacity of all types in this nation, right now. Our previous governor tried to make us the place to do "green" research, development and manufacturing, but the private sector has to do it's role and the Feds have to start getting economically patriotic. I have no qualms about calling myself a labor social democrat. I'd love for us to develop technologies, here at home, and then we can sell them to the rest of the world. Everybody wins, then.

Blueb4sunrise June 6, 2012 at 10:37 pm

FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 11:51 pm

When you buy another Tibet at the regular price

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 7, 2012 at 12:17 am

* does not apply to economy-size Tibets

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:21 am

That I can get behind.

littlebigdaddy June 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Also, what's with the androgynous names. The wingnuts are martyrs to them!

scvirginia June 7, 2012 at 12:33 am

If they'd been given names that were gender-appropriate, do you think they'd have to struggle so to prove their masculinity?

ttommyunger June 6, 2012 at 11:06 pm

Dana is, in fact, of Germanic origin. Actually, Rohrabacher is German for "lisping, doughy pantload". Look it up.

subsum June 6, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Dana Hollabackgirl obviously has nothing to say so he'll say anything.

owhatever June 7, 2012 at 12:06 am

Ghost Breitbart has an interview scheduled with Ghost Hitler, who has been wanting to meet Ghost Breitbart for the longest time. Ghost Jesus was not invited.

DerrickWildcat June 7, 2012 at 12:56 am

Adolph Hitler was a guy so bad that his name has kind of been banned. Do any of you guys know anyone named Adolph? Or what about Hitler? Do any of you guys know anyone named like Josh Hitler or Courtney Hitler?

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 7, 2012 at 1:00 am

Well, there's this story about a kid named Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Then there's Rainer Hoess, whose grandfather was commandant of Auschwitz. Also in that link: Katrin Himmler and Bettina Goering.

crybabyboehner June 7, 2012 at 1:22 am

Same with Heil Hitler .. you never meet anybody named Heil.

schvitzatura June 7, 2012 at 7:20 am

My uncle, and his pops (my gramps), both Adolphs, except Polish.

Someone I used to work with had an uncle, a law officer in one of the rural states of Brazil, who was named "Hitler Mussolini". I'm guessing that people around the 1930's in remote places heard of these "important" people who turned around economies and unified nations, and named their male kiddos such, in hopes of better things for them down the line.

Plenty of Adolfos running around, too, still.

johnnyzhivago June 7, 2012 at 7:37 am

I had a fish named Albert Speer.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 9:07 pm

We were strange children. All our fish were named after contemporary leaders. Abba Eban. Moshe Dayan. Golda Meier. Lee Kuan Yew. Mao Zedong. Indira Gandhi was an angelfish. Abba Eban only had one good eye. Or maybe that was Moshe Dayan.

Estproph June 7, 2012 at 10:59 am

Just the meat tenderizer…

arihaya June 7, 2012 at 1:02 am

is Rohrabacher the German for "cousin fucker"?

attilatheblond June 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

It might be German for 'santorum'

crybabyboehner June 7, 2012 at 1:24 am

What better way to honor the soldiers of D Day than to compare your political opponents to the enemy they defeated?

DahBoner June 7, 2012 at 6:55 am

How Mao Brown Kitler?

attilatheblond June 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

Lazy Republican pols need to learn some real swear words and stop throwing Hilter around.

qwerty42 June 7, 2012 at 9:48 am

I have to assume most of these guys base there knowledge of WW2 on old movies and Sgt. Rock comics. It would be laughable if it were not so serious. The events they seem to focus on are Munich, which they don't understand (to know anything about it would require some knowledge of "The Great War", and that was a long time ago, so they ignore it), and the Japanese surrender on the Missouri.

elburritodeluxe June 7, 2012 at 11:08 am

Usually I'm with you, but this proud lib-tard wouldn't give shit to China.

Dr_pangloss June 7, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Cat Hitler Iz Nut Amuzed! Aren't Youze Von Who Told Ze Joke About Me Becoming a HairBall!

babyjogger123 June 8, 2012 at 5:23 am

Coincidentally, that cat happens to be the Chief Financial Officer of Bain Capital. http://babyjoggercityselectdoublestroller.com/

not that Radio June 6, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Maximilien Robespurr

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm

Benito Mewsollini

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Catstro!

not that Radio June 7, 2012 at 12:00 am

Slobodan Meowlosevic

Chichikovovich June 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

Nicolae Claws┼čescu

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 7, 2012 at 12:16 am

Iron Felis Dzerzhinsky

not that Radio June 7, 2012 at 12:25 am

Tomas de Torquemeowda

Doktor StrangeZoom June 7, 2012 at 1:56 am

Pawpaw Doc Duvalier

Karl Manx & Fleadrich Engels

Chairman Meow

Son of Siamese

Fukui-sanRadioBarb June 7, 2012 at 2:09 am

Empurror Catigula

Vlad the Impawler

not that Radio June 7, 2012 at 8:08 am

You guys really cleaned up here. What does that leave?

Kim Il Tongue?

Augusto Purrochet?

Hosni Mewbarak?

Muammar Catdaffi?

Robert Mewgabe?

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 6:03 am

Kitty Amin

Generalissimeow Francisco Franco

Feline Castro

Alberto Fujimeowra

Purrdinand Marcos

TootsStansbury June 7, 2012 at 7:43 am

Purrdinand Marcos just made me spit out coffee. I upfisted this whole thread.

billy_reuben June 7, 2012 at 7:52 am

Meowbutu Sese Seko

Sultan Meowmet II

Ghenghis Kat

Ivan the Purrable

Doktor StrangeZoom June 7, 2012 at 11:03 am

Gentlemen! I present to you: Orville the CatCopter!

(Needs moar "Ride of the Valkyries")

not that Radio June 7, 2012 at 11:11 am

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot — Shall we dance?

P.S. I don't know which one more clearly indicates the certain demise of modern humanity: Orville or the TacoCopter.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 11:52 am

Oh, they can hear *that* from all the way over on the neighbour's property. You never saw such a bunch of fatasses move.

Fairtackle June 7, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Wikipedia is vague, but six were European Franciscan missionaries, probably Spanish and the rest were Japanese. Sounds like one of the Europeans got a canonization out of it so it worked out pretty well for him.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Thank you.

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