TEEN MOMS (NOT BRISTOL)  4:00 pm June 6, 2012

Los Angeles Area High School Now Genociding Latinos By Giving Them Birth Control

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Planned Parenthood Wants To Force Abort Your Third GraderWhat’s new in Planned Parenthood genociding? We aggregate Ghost Andrew Breitbart aggregating the Los Angeles Times for answers, and lord do we find them! Did you know Roosevelt High School, in a low-income, heavily Latino area (Boyle Heights, LA peeps), still has lots of teen motherhood? And that in order to do something about this, they are bringing Planned Parenthood on campus? And that the parents simply REFUSE to be SO ANGRY? What fresh horror is this???

Single motherhood rates among teens are down in Los Angeles County for the last several years; for teenagers 15-19, there were 29 births per thousand, vs. 37 per thousand in 2005. But at Roosevelt High School, located in a low-income, heavily Latino area, single motherhood is still out of control.

So the school will now host Planned Parenthood on campus. Students do not need parental permission to receive either an abortion or contraceptive care in California. Planned Parenthood provides free contraceptive care, including a patch, a ring, pills, or a shot. “We don’t really experience the traditional narrative of angry parents not wanting access to reproductive care in the schools,” explained Planned Parenthood’s LA executive director, Sue Dunlap. “It’s really the opposite.”

Our teeth, they are gnashed to stubs! Our hair, it is torn! Our 18-year-old son, he has not yet knocked anyone up in spite of his best efforts!

Particularly before the prom, students who are trained by Planned Parenthood explain to other students why they should use birth control. Girls as young as 13, 14, and 15 are regularly visiting the Planned Parenthood offices at the school.

Despite an initial dropoff in teen pregnancy at the school, single motherhood has risen again. In 2009, there were reportedly three pregnancies. In 2010, there were been 10.

Ten pregnancies in one high school in one year! Quick, do nothing about it! Oh, in case you were wondering which parts of the LAT’s got aggregated out of Breitbart’s report, this should have preceded the bit about the 10 pregnancies in 2010:

The campus began offering contraception and counseling in 1997. But in 2006, a collaboration with a local hospital ended and the school no longer had the resources to provide free contraceptives. In 2008, Medrano said, she saw 32 positive pregnancy tests during her peak period between March 1 and June 1 — around the time of spring break and prom.

Medrano then reached out to Planned Parenthood, which now provides a medical assistant, the contraceptives and the pregnancy and STDs testing. The organization bills Family PACT, a public program that provides family planning to low-income and uninsured California residents.

In 2009, Medrano said, she saw three pregnancies during the same time period. The numbers have since climbed to about 10.

Anything else, Ghost?

It is unclear whether Planned Parenthood offers abortion services at the school, or refers students to other Planned Parenthood clinics for such procedures.

We now have our Ghost Andrew Breitbart Rosetta Stone, fellows. “It is unclear.”

Obviously, the Planned Parenthood could be doing surgical abortions during the second period nutrition break. It would be irresponsible not to posit they are.

[Breitbart/LAT]

 
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Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I wouldn't sweat it. The LA Kings could cinch the Stanley Cup with a win tonight and that means the rioting fans will probably burn the whole town down anyway.

If anyone lives in LA, could you snatch me some Tide detergent while you are looting, please?

actor212 June 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Yes, nothing like storming Glendale whites roaming downtown with empty Chardonnay cups…

ShreditorsDesk June 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Noway mamacito, how bout we just turn over a few police cars, have a fiesta and burn down Breitbart's ghost, eh? como si, como sa!

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Love your idea, Shreditor. It's even better if I get some of those cute little Tide laundry packs out of the deal. I'm thinking about going back to work and I want my housekeeper happy.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Going back to work? They have, what is it called, um, oh, job openings in New Mexico? Mebbe things are looking up!

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I'm not sure of the job openings. My husband employs a few thousand people. He can just fire one of them once I decide which job I want.

Just kidding, thinking about opening my own business.

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I'm thinking about going back to work

Joke writer for the Daily Show? Make sure you demand top dollar up front!

(Look what happened to poor Mika….)

Barb June 6, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Chic, that is so sweet, thanks!

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Will do–any particular kind of Tide that you prefer?

(Christ, remember when laundry detergent only claimed to clean clothes, not preserve the black/import a fresh scent (excuse me, that's why I buy perfume, thanks)/save the environment/ad nauseam?)

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Scratch the Tide, I need diapers. Christine is in labor.

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Aw! Good luck to her!

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Thanks!

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

YAY, and it's not even Labor Day! Two bad the two girls couldn't go into labor on the same day. If they had, they could have formed a labor union.

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Good luck and best wishes! Is this the "no fooling, we can't slow it any more" labor, or the "it will come soon but we can temporize a bit longer" labor?

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

It's no fooling. 1 cm, 50% effaced.

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Good luck to the daughters!

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Thanks Soros, it's been 50 hours since I've had a grandchild. I am so ready for another.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Best wishes on the new arrival! Pls update when you can.

Barb June 6, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Cally, you wanna see me sneeze? I can smell Snuggle 3 houses away.

smrtmnky June 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm

getting down on your knees and praying to god isn't good birth control, catlickers. it's the gateway position to beejays and then babies.

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 2:26 am

There would be less babies if people got down on their knees and prayed, though.

actor212 June 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Our 18-year-old son, he has not yet knocked anyone up in spite of his best efforts!

So he's a rêtard.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Dude.

Barb June 6, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Annie, Thanks! (seriously)

DerrickWildcat June 6, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I AM OUTRAGED OR SOMETHING!

FakaktaSouth June 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

If these people have access to things that raise their standard of living, upon whom will we look down, vilify and use to make ourselves feel so superior whilst simultaneously voting against our own interests? These children must keep having children, the entire Republican party depends on it.

Come here a minute June 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Another case of the lucky-ducky poor urbans getting free stuff, while posh suburban teens have to swipe mommy's credit card to pay for Planned Parenthood.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Grrr.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ June 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm

It is unclear whether Planned Parenthood offers abortion services at the school

So that's what was in the pizza…

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Check the outgoing mail at the school to see if there are any refrigerated boxes going to Barb's house.

TootsStansbury June 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Hey, we used to call our school's "deep dish pizza" "abortion bread" back in the day (1970s).

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Sick little puppies. I love it.

OkieDokieDog June 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Has Brietbart's Ghost informed the Vatican about this genocide? You know how much the Nazi Pope likes the genocide. Oh wait, that's only after the precious feti are borned.

actor212 June 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm

It is unclear whether Planned Parenthood offers abortion services at the school

PROTIP to Roosevelt High students: don't eat the lasagna on Wednesdays.

widestanceromance June 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm

So, are 'morning after'-laced creamed chipped beef and bullet peas served daily in the cafeteria?

fartknocker June 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm

I wonder if the zoning would allow me to add another Abortionplex to my vast franchise?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 5:59 pm

If you have enough money, we can change the zoning.

prommie June 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Welfare is racist, birth control is racist, affirmative action is racist, every program and policy ever thought up by liberals was actually part of a deep, dark secret plot, everything the liberals ever did to try to help any group other than white male gun-lovers, was actually part of a plot to keep them all down, to subjegate and exploit. Oh, and slavery was a benevolent institution that was enjoyed by all.

The whole fucking GOP has descended into the pit of GlennBeckian madness.

FakaktaSouth June 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm

But wouldn't that make you feel better if you were a terrible truly racist asshole needing a reason not to face your own evil? I know it would me. Also, say "subjugate and exploit" again. But like you mean it.

prommie June 6, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Just like its comforting to think you earned your money and you deserve to keep it all cause taxes are slavery and it and it wasn't fucking luck or the enormous benefits of family connnections and such all what and such that got you where you are.

So thats why welfare is worse than subjugation, its bondage, its like tying people up with leather cords and putting a ball-gag in their mouth and then stepping on them and making them lick the bottom of your shoe, before you tie them to the bedposts and exploit the fuck out of them.

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm

It certainly wasn't a stable economic system protected by laws that allowed you to earn government-issued money and keep it in a federally-insured bank. You owe them nothing!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Problem is, they're taking the whole fucking country with them.

kingofmeh June 6, 2012 at 10:26 pm

the criminal justice system, on the other hand, is a shining beacon of equality.

imissopus June 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm

But some of these kids could be illegals, which means their children are anchor babies, which Ghost Breitbart opposes. So wouldn't them NOT having babies be a good thing? Oh noes my head, it has exploded!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Harmony times I gotta tell you children, NEVER use logic on wingnuttian arguments? You SEE what happens? You SEE?

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Remember, it's only the fetuses that we care about. Not the little brown babies once they are borned.

veritass June 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm

It's amazing that, to some people, access to contraception doesn't mean a lower pregnancy and STD rate. Just look at the freaking numbers. And if numbers scare you, just put yourself in the mind of a 16 year old boy.

Let me help: when I was 16, I put my dick in close to anything that walked/talked/said yes. I was an irresponsible, slightly out of control teenager… but you know what? I wasn't a statistical outlier. I was the norm, because teenagers have crazy hormones and before this century we would have had 4 kids by that age.

I'm glad all of my high school companions were smarter than I was and insisted on safe sex, because at that time I didn't care. Wrap it, don't wrap it, whatever. Just get it in. That desire wouldn't have gone away just because you told me in a classroom that I should "wait."

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Maybe if Nancy Reagan had just come to your high school and said "Just say no", things would have been different. I know if I were in high school today and saw Nancy Reagan at my school, it would be a long time before I could get another boner.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Gone AWAY? The very mention of sex was enough to cause a rock-hard boner which took about five trips to the loo to subdue. "Wrestling with temptation" indeed!

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Weird, because sex ed TOTALLY kept me from having sex until I was nearly 18. I was terrified of becoming pregnant or catching herpes. Our middle school brought in a bunch of tired teen moms to tell us that yes, they loved their kids but no, they would totally do it differently if they could do it over. They convinced me.

Goonemeritus June 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm

I’m trying to follow the logic if preventing pregnancy by using contraceptives is genocide wouldn’t it follow that abstinence must also be genocide. Well I will have to address this issue with the wife I certainly don’t want the UN sanctioning me.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I get the feeling this "addressing" will involve lots of hot panting, sweating, and chasing around furniture, all in search of those elusive "answers." Be sure to tell her it's the only way to save both of you from the Black Helicopters. Hopefully, she is a woman with a marvellous sense of humour and will thoroughly enjoy it.

Goonemeritus June 6, 2012 at 6:16 pm

I’m afraid we are too old for most of that; a typical date night starts with us reading Noam Chomsky aloud to one another and ends with us crying ourselves to sleep.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Oh, like us. I see why you're crying yourselves to sleep: it's your choice of reading material. You need to start picking up copies of the local alternative paper and reading Dan Savage columns aloud to each other.

You'll still cry, but they'll mostly be tears of laughter.

timbo71351 June 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm

If only Ghost Andrew Breitbart's mother had used birth control……

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:05 pm

If only Ghost Andrew Breitbart's adoptive parents had been able to have children of their own! You know that miserable little worm wouldn't have been able to get squat without his adoptive Daddy's money.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Ghosts don't need birth control! It just goes right through them.

edgydrifter June 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Preventing Latino children from being born into lives of impoverishment, scorn and arduous labor? Where's the fun in that? The last thing a Breitbarter wants is anything that might reduce the number of people he can look down his nose on.

FlownOver June 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm

If my son gets pregnant at one of these Government Schools I'll be as pissed off as GolemBart needs me to be. I promise. I've explained the thinking-about-baseball-players technique, and anyone interfering with my right to impose familial ignorance is looking for a good punch in the nariz.

swordfis June 7, 2012 at 12:22 pm

He's more of a dybbuk – the Golem was a mensch.

tihond June 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm

It's ok, they're just handing out knee aspirin.

DaSandman June 6, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Now if you give'em contraception, where will the 1% get their future house serfs from?

Why does Planned Parentood hate America?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Exactly. All those little consumers, soldiers, and hired help gotta come from somewhere.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:43 pm

SOMEONE has to go to car elevator installation vocational school, and it ain't going to be me.

Schmannnity June 6, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I wonder when the Republican Confederacy Party is going to wake up and realize that contraception and abortions for the poor and brown is a solution to their demographic quandary.

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Give white parents the option to opt out and let their kids get pregnant. Problem solved!

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 4:45 pm

But driving them back over the border at the urging of a loaded shotgun in the back and then shooting them when they try to come back over the border is so much more fun.

edgydrifter June 6, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I didn't not hear that Planned Parenthood was shooting up girls with hepatitis-tainted needles, so this is probably also true.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:45 pm

It is unclear whether Planned Parenthood is lopping off the penises of fine, young white men on school premises.

chascates June 6, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Bristol Palin sighs in sorrow.

scvirginia June 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Thank you!!! No article on teen momz would be complete without reference to Teen Fertility Goddess Bristol Palin…

M. Szyslak June 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm

If they was Tejanos, they'd all got 3 pinche ninos already.

HobbesEvilTwin June 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

We don’t really experience the traditional narrative of angry parents not wanting access to reproductive care in the schools, explained Planned Parenthood’s LA executive director, Sue Dunlap. “It’s really the opposite.” That kind of dumb shit only happens in the redneck r**tard states.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Thank you, HET. It seems we have someone on board who is fluent in translating from TeabaggerRedneck to Human.

Estproph June 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Why do they even need Planned Parenthood? Don't they know that women are supposed to have chastity belts until they get married?

OneYieldRegular June 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Ten pregnancies at a single high school in a single year? For the sake of efficiency, why not just make the school K-12?

Mumbletypeg June 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

TAGGED: TEEN MOMS (NOT BRISTOL)

Win.

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

“We don’t really experience the traditional narrative of angry parents not wanting access to reproductive care in the schools,” explained Planned Parenthood’s LA executive director, Sue Dunlap. “It’s really the opposite.”

Angry, hell, they're grateful not to become grandparents before their time.

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I'M GENOCIDING WHITE PEOPLE BY BUYING CONDOMS!!1!

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Hey, what about the "ribs for her pleasure?" That fetus BBQ pit ain't gonna fill itself, ya know.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Robots come in colors?

johnnymeatworth June 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm

" In 2010, there were been 10." Did Breitbart.com bring on B'rer Rabbit as a staff writer?

scvirginia June 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Remus Libel!

Blueb4sunrise June 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

needz moar sexy teen witches comics.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

It is unclear if writers for any of Zombie-Brietbart's properties are complete morons, or just owe their souls to Breitbart's former employer/current host, the devil.

JustPixelz June 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Abortion is the sad end to someone's longer story, where choices dropped away until abortion was the only thing left. The obsessiveness of "pro-life" — and their tolerance of violence in their name — is mind-boggling; they're like drug addicts, anti-abortion is their heroin.

Anyway … "pro-lifers" : Call me when you're against the death penalty, because "life is sacred". Also call me when you're against nuking Iran, because "life is sacred" whether you like their religion or not. Also call me when you've written a check to curb starvation and disease in the world, because those things take "innocent human life" too.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

And what does it say about California educational funding if the high school doesn't have a surgical ward where abortions can be performed? Why isn't Zombie-Brietbart all over that?

John Birf Society June 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

"It is unclear whether Planned Parenthood offers abortion services at the school, or refers students to other Planned Parenthood clinics for such procedures."

Isn't this what conservatives mean by "school choice"?

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 7:47 pm

I got me some vouchers!

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

It remains unclear if Brietbart died by choking on a 14-year old's penis, or from shoving a cattle prod up his own ass.

TootsStansbury June 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Everything the far right shrieks about they really want to do themselves. "Voter Fraud" = rigged elections. "FEMA death camps" = "free speech zones". This business and similar "charges" of race and or sex-based birth selection; they would so love to be able to pull that one off. You can glean their whole agenda by their over the top projection.

Oh I gotta be funny. Um I'm cranky I just woke up from a nap…Boogers! no, ah, Balls!

Wile E. Quixote June 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Psychological projection. It's how Republicans roll.

owhatever June 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

How in the world does a beautiful young high school girl get pregnant? It is not to believe, but not hard to conceive, although it has to be hard to conceive. End of ghost story.

pinkocommi June 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm

But, people…. if Planned Parenthood stopped giving out free contraceptives, all of those lusty, hormone-addled teenagers would choose abstinence over rompy-pompy. Like, totally. OMG. That's what the George W. Bush administration would have us believe anyway.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Girls might, given the consequences for them. But then, there's always rape, or other nonconsensual sex.

There is no power on heaven or earth that would move a teenage BOY to choose abstinence over rompy-pompy. Unless he's gay and terrified of being discovered, he's gonna be sticking it in anything he CAN.

Guppy June 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm

What if the high school military recruiters handed out free condoms?

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 5:25 pm

those dolls remind me of that jenna and barbara bush picture.

ttommyunger June 6, 2012 at 5:38 pm

And I thought I was obsessive about genitalia. These motherfuckers make me look like Mother Teresa.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I like that "former employer/current host," Lionel. I wish I could work it into something. No jokes about NotSoBrightBart's nether regions, please.

Opportunisticly_Joe June 6, 2012 at 6:36 pm

It would be irresponsible not to speculate just cold make shit up!

Tommmcattt June 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

" It would be irresponsible not to posit…"?

Too good for the hoi-polloi memes, are we?

PubOption June 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

I'm turning dyslexic, I read 'prom' as 'porn' at first.

Wile E. Quixote June 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

It is unclear whether Planned Parenthood offers abortion services at the school, or refers students to other Planned Parenthood clinics for such procedures.

It is also unclear whether or not Andrew Breitbart really died from being fucked to death by a randy stallion after a particularly epic meth and oxycontin binge. I mean I haven't seen an autopsy report that proves that he wasn't fucked to death by a randy stallion after a particularly epic meth and oxycontin binge.

niblick77 June 7, 2012 at 8:41 am

In 2010, there were been 10.

CherrysSecret June 8, 2012 at 2:53 am

Is everything considered genocide these days… I read a story about how they were offering money to junkie women that already had more than one child, to be sterilized… and quite a few were outraged by this and called it genocide as well. When In reality these women would continue to get pregnant, and bring more children into the world that would just end up in foster homes…

Frankly I see this as solving a problem, teenagers don't have the money or intelligence to seek out contraceptives, so why not shove it in their faces and give them a goodie bag with condoms and everything…

nounverb911 June 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

So Mitchell has seniority?

Keep us posted and good luck.

Chichikovovich June 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Please keep us informed, we'll be cheering medical science along with you and radiating all the good will we can summon.

Barb June 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Thanks, Chich. I have a feeling this one is going to take a while.

flamingpdog June 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm

My two grandkids came about 50 seconds apart, with a little help from a C-section. Hang in there, grams!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

You mean you're a GrandpaRodent, pdog?

flamingpdog June 7, 2012 at 12:32 am

2 grandpuppies via my getting-fed-up-with-Mormons Mormon daughter.

MittBorg June 7, 2012 at 12:49 am

(Gives the pdog a squeezy hug) Congrats! And here I was thinking you were a young 'un rodent!

Congrats to daughter, also! Who knows, she may decide to find her own freedom soon. Been reading some of them feminist Mormons, and they don't sound too entranced with their religion either. So, boy-pups or girl-pups? Or one of each?

flamingpdog June 7, 2012 at 1:48 am

One of each. And, DUUUUDE, I'm old enough to have actually voted for *cough, hides face under paws* Dickie Nixon in 1972.

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