BABY WE KNOW WHAT YOU NEED  12:27 pm June 6, 2012

Shrill Harpy Mika Brzezinski Totally On The Rag Over Paycheck Fairness Act (Video)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Total bitchfaceGod what is up with that mad cow Mika Brzezinsky? More importantly, why are “Morning Joe” and MSNBC letting her be the person to moderate the panel on how the GOP blocked the Paycheck Fairness Act? Did they not notice that she is herself an un-man, and therefore must totally smear her period blood all over men’s right to earn and keep all the money, because otherwise “lawyers” and “government”?

Anyway, get a load of the lone chick on the entire show (we’re not sure why they let on even one of ‘em, since punditing obviously requires physical as well as logical strength) stone cold proving that broads are too emotional and hysterical and possessed of ovaries and fallopes to be able to think clearly about things like … well, whatever they are talking about. Someone in Congress did a thing, right? We don’t know, we heard there was a new Manolo Blahnik somewhere.

Mika, you’re adorable when you’re so angry you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Cheer up, kitten. We’ll take you on a shopping spree, buy you something lacey. It’ll look even better on the floor.

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Barb June 6, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Joe Scarborough should make her go to the menstrual hut until she is done riding the cotton pony. Kathy "Me" Giffords can fill in for 4 days. There is no way that bitch is still cranking her own estrogen and still having periods.

Dashboard Buddha June 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Get thee to the red tent.

Barb June 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Fuck, I left an "s" after Kathy's Lee's last name and you replied too quickly for me to correct it. Oh well, sue me.

weejee June 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Oh, I though it was the apostrophe before the 's' that was missing, what with personal possessive being one key to the Kathy Lee me.

Barb June 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Hey Weejee! I always have trouble with her last name.

nounverb911 June 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Only if Kathy Lee asks the guests about their dead wives.

An_Outhouse June 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

or the host about dead interns

chicken_thief June 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

"There is no way that bitch is still cranking her own estrogen and still having periods. "

"that bitch" being Kathy Lee, Mika, or Joe?!

Barb June 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

I'm not going to answer "all of them, Katie"
My answer is: Joe.

nounverb911 June 6, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Maybe Mika should ask Charbucks for a raise.

EatsBabyDingos June 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Mikva Libel!

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Ah a liberal chick, who cares what she thinks, all about fairness and stuff.

bumfug June 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm

She makes the same as Joe, right? I mean they're co-hosts so she's not subordinate or anything…

Beowoof June 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Well Joe is the (non)Talent. He has a penis and from best I can tell spends a lot of time fapping it.

prommie June 6, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Thats what they're there for.

nounverb911 June 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Has Mika killed an intern yet?

Not_So_Much June 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

She only hires self-starters that are willing to kill themselves.

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Well, the show's not called "Morning Mika"…because maybe then I'd be more inclined to watch.

Geminisunmars June 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Now, if she'd just change her name to Moka, that would work just fine.

mrbubb June 7, 2012 at 10:36 am

FTW.

Chet Kincaid June 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

She's not? Obviously you have never seen the show.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

OT: Hey, Chet, I've been a slacker, but I WILL get around to posting that recipe today while recuperating from my latest injuries, I promise.

starfanglednut June 6, 2012 at 5:52 pm

How's your wing, Z?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Not good, darlin'. It seems to be freezing up periodically, so I don't have a full range of motion, and it's also making alarming cracking noises. Pain pills are keeping the pain down, but I might need to get it looked at. There is NOTHING I hate worse than going to the doctor unless it's dying, so maybe I can put it off a while more.

How YOU?

bumfug June 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I guess some co-hosts are more equal than others.

Chet Kincaid June 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Haha, you must think a "co-host" is one of two "hosts." If she were a "host," she would have equal right and opportunity to bloviate, cut off anyone else on set, and ridicule any opinion she disdains. In show-business, a "co-star" or "co-host" is by definition a subordinate; nobody calls Joe the "co-host" of the show.

littlebigdaddy June 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Won't….watch.

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Fuck this, I give in…time to incorporate. It will be interesting to see what it's like to be treated like a person…

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

She's the one that gets everyone's (corporate-sponsored) coffee, right?

mormos June 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BAN COFFEE OVER 16OZ MAYOR BLOOMBERG!

prommie June 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Chicks, can't live with em, but you can still pay them less!

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I don't know why Howard Dean is surprised about Scott Brown. The man who uses a Senate victory speech to pimp out his daughters is unlikely to understand why fair pay might be important to the wommenz…

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Scott will win the women vote cuz he's so handsome!

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

And he has a truck!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Everyone knows that's all them wimmenz care about.

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm

It's just like how they all voted for Bush Sr. because Dan Quayle was such a dreamboat!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I know you were probably just a kid at the time, but that was exactly how they were selling that dolt. As a handsome head-turner who would charm the women right into the voting booth.

starfanglednut June 6, 2012 at 5:53 pm

As a girl, I can tell you he's not all that.

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Even though the bill was filibustered in a party-line vote, THERE IS NO REPUBLICAN WAR ON WOMEN!!!

mavenmaven June 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I have to admire the irony of Harry Reid essentially calling Romney a pussy on this matter.

Not_So_Much June 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm

This will come up at their next church meeting.

Designer_Radio June 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

They'll both have to pay an extra Penalty Tithe.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Reid and Romney: In the Ring. It has a certain je ne se quoi.

chicken_thief June 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Needz moar Santorum.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Harry Reid used to be a pretty good boxer. I doubt Mittens can make three rounds with him.

Callyson June 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Made it almost to the five minute mark before I could not stand watching four men and one woman talk about equal pay for women. FFS, MSNBC, are you trying to imitate FOX too? Ask CNN how well that worked for *their* ratings…

Millennial Malaise June 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Seriously, and she had to be there since she's the co-host. Chris Hayes is the only host with enough self-awareness to invite appropriate guests for things like this. During the height of the War on Women, he even put a few colored ladies on his panel.

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 3:05 am

I was actually surprised by the conversation, though. Anyone who watches Morning Joe usually knows that they play the false equivalency game on a near daily basis. That they were all pretty much in agreement that this was a Republican foul was kind of surprising. And, the guys were checked hubris, I thought, in discussing the politics of this, allowing Mika to speak on the policy.

Blueb4sunrise June 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Mika's boobs aren't all that big.

Chill_Bill June 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

They really aren't. Otherwise she'd be working at Fox and/or featured on HuffPo's Sideboob site.

chicken_thief June 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Her sideboob, Joe, is fairly tall, though.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

There are not enough words in the english language to upfist that sentence.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Is size all that counts? Personally I'm no fan of the huge racks sported by American women. Big boobs are nice, up to a point, but geez. Compact and neat stands the test of time better.

DahBoner June 7, 2012 at 8:44 am

Mika is a 70's porn star. Their pubic hair covers up their boobs…

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm
FlownOver June 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

"Lone chick"? Everyone knows Harold Ford is Wall Street's bitch.

Wile E. Quixote June 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Yes, but that new kid Cory Booker is an up and comer, and don't forget Bill Clinton in the masters.

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Brzezinsky? Obviously a commie.

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 12:40 pm

i need to point out that i used the term 'stupid cow' in an earlier thread BEFORE i read this post.

ManchuCandidate June 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm

If women get the same pay as men then what are insecure men going to lord over the ladies?

WhatTheHeck June 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

They still have the Bible to put them in their place.

Boojum June 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Penis!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Penises, duh.

fuflans June 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

women. what do they want?

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Equal pay for equal work?

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Magnets? Because there was this posse of clowns, obviously insane, that wondered how these things work.

BigSkullF*ckingDog June 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm

To make a man a sammich?

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm

And bring me a cold beer wit' it!

Not_So_Much June 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

GOP seems to be answering that question based upon their extensive research of the 'Letters to Penthouse'.

Sharkey June 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

To make men as miserable as they are. Maybe a little more.

Boojum June 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

The penis goes in, the penis goes out. No one can explain it!

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I could, but I'm kinda busy with that in-and-out right now.

Schmannnity June 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Given her hair color, shouldn't she be on Fox?

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm
eggsacklywright June 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Creeping fallopianism, obviously. There's one behind every bush.

Boojum June 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

ISWYDT.

Chill_Bill June 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Clearly, Mika is PMSNBCing.

scvirginia June 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Really, the menz are just looking out for us, money being the root of all evil, etc. We ought to be grateful that we're not overburdened with spending power.

WhatTheHeck June 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

A real GOP man is: “A man for all seasons.”
A real GOP woman is: “A woman for all seasonings.”

pdiddycornchips June 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

What's the difference between Mika and Bristol? A decade maybe? She's got a famous dad who did some things and like all children of famous people, she's waltzed into a fancy job most mortals would kill for. Please honey, don't talk to me about equal pay. If not for your dad, you'd be a second shift waitress at an IHOP in Jersey.

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Just goes to show, women in politics should stick to the important issues, like what to name their puppy.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Mika once tried to light a story about Paris Hilton (one that she was supposed to read on air) on fire to protest the dumbing down of news. That alone is enough to make her more qualified than anyone who works for CNN.

Boojum June 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

"Tried"? As in, "was too much of a failure to operate a lighter" or as in "was hogtied by the Fire Marshall and waterboarded"?

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

AOTK

tessiee June 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Now I'm picturing her igniting the paperwork on camera, thereby setting off the sprinkler system and getting everyone and everything soaked with water.
This would actually improve most shows.

Wile E. Quixote June 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Yeah, but Mika would never, ever get a job at CNN because she has prettier hair than Anderson Cooper. He's got that in his contract you know.

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm

So a woman benefits from having a famous dad by NBC making her the second banana on a morning chat show on basic cable; meanwhile they named a certain very young man with a famous father one of their top election correspondents on the actual broadcast network right after he graduated college, and have kept him on as one of their top congressional correspondents and now an anchor despite his being utterly incompetent at the job, unlike Mika; however, unlike her he has a penis.

Nope, not feeling the outrage here.

not that Radio June 6, 2012 at 1:18 pm

"Luke Russert: Nepotist Prince"

Russert is emblematic of the sort of nepotism that gives nepotism a bad name….He seems dimly aware that nepotism won him his job, but in denial as to the fact that it’s allowed him to keep it.

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Heh; and my, what a clueless douchebag he is. Although he was right about one thing; he is a lot like Joe Buck, who is just as completely incompetent at the job he got because of his famous dad and as much of an annoying asshole. But sports announcing is just a little less important than political journalism.

MittBorg June 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm

The best person to comment on that would be Adam Bellow, of course.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Yup. At least Mika reported live from Ground Zero and shit.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I have to admit, Morning Joe sans Joe has been quite watchable.

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

I bet her career would go better if she'd take her husband's last name.

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 3:10 am

Ummm…a fucking brain? We make a lot of fun of Mika, but Bristol is not even in her solar system. So, let us not get stupid, now.

If I have any criticism of Mika, it's that she too often plays the "dumb blond" to make the Dumb Joe feel better about his intellectual inadequacies.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Aw, poor Mika. I want to laugh/cry whenever I think about this, and fortunately, no one ever tries to film me. If they did, they'd be disturbed at my patented Ugly Cry.

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

I hope she wasn't paid too much for her appearance.

SorosBot June 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm

These ladies are getting uppity, next thing you know they'll start thinking their opinions on birth control and abortion policy should have equal weight to those of wise old white men.

pdiddycornchips June 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

She shouldn't be the face of the equal pay movement is all I'm saying. In the real world, most of us don't have a famous relative. I am sure Mika does just fine financially. Giving Mika a fat raise to equal Joe's paycheck does nothing for the average working woman.

chicken_thief June 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

If Mika really wants a fat one, have her call me.

Goonemeritus June 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

How can she be impartial after all she is widely reported to lack a penis?

chicken_thief June 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Widely reported? Larry Craig at the mike?!

PuckStopsHere June 6, 2012 at 12:53 pm

REGIS was coming up??? Why couldn't we get a clip of THAT?

Chick-Fil-Atheistâ„¢ June 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

How do the Fox wimmens feel about the failure to pass the bill?

weejee June 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Prob'ly too Foxy to care.

Sharkey June 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

There must have been something wrong with it or their friends wouldn't have voted against it.

Boojum June 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Shoes?

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Fulfilled.

Guppy June 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Fox women feel?

tessiee June 6, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Caring what wimmenz [snicker!] "think"?
*hits hidden button for Independent Thought Alarm*

SayItWithWookies June 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

The issue might have hit close to home for the MSNBC host, who experienced her own fight against pay disparity in 2008. She almost left "Morning Joe" after discovering that she was the lowest paid person on the show's panel. At that point, her co-host Joe Scarborough was making fourteen times as much as she was.

Oh, that's not even a fair comparison — they had to pay Joe a lot — otherwise he would kill again.

Pseudonymously_Joe June 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Besides, that pay disparity enabled Morning Joe to be "flexible", and "efficient", Mika certainly wouldn't want to be paid more at the expense of "flexibility" and "opportunties" that only arise from the "freedom" of being paid vastly less than her male co-panelists.

Designer_Radio June 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Joe must be in the union.

anniegetyerfun June 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

You'd think that this issue wouldn't shock her at all, then. She should be sitting there, drinking directly from a whiskey bottle, and slurring, "What the fuck does it matter, bitches? You think they pay ME well? They fucking DON'T."

Chet Kincaid June 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm

And maybe I would feel sorry for Mika if she actually made an effort to have a voice on that show, to stand up for herself, or push for more female guests. In fact, I would actually respect her if she resigned.

MoeDeLawn June 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

…and Chet cuts to the chase and nails it again. Thanks, Chet.

bagofmice June 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Dude, she has been commanding that show recently. All Joe does is provide the entitled white boy perspective, most likely while drunk. When Mika drives, it's watchable.

Chet Kincaid June 6, 2012 at 5:59 pm

I'll take your word for it, but I ain't watchin.'

RedneckMuslin June 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I feel so sorry that Mika is going thru all this pain. Hit the Thumbs Up if you are against women suffrage.

weejee June 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Rethugs may learn in the fall about women's suffer rage.

tessiee June 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

This word you use, "suffrage"; I don't think it means what you think it means.

marie2007 June 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I think Mika was victim of salary inequality herself. She went to the execs over it.

She's on MSNBC every day with the panel of overbearing, extremely loud and incredibly obnoxious males, and sadly, she often allows Joe to humiliate her – she usually can't get a word in edgewise..
Joe gets whatever he wants – including sharing the political stage with Republicans – but others on the network must toe the line.

Designer_Radio June 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I see Joe is conveniently out of the office today. Musta known this wasn't going to go over so well with the li'l lady.

niblick77 June 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Who is the pussy sitting next to Mika? (sorry, I am not a Morning Joe viewer)

BarackMyWorld June 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Willie Geist.

chicken_thief June 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm

First cousin of Polter.

pdiddycornchips June 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm

He's another one. His daddy was a features reporter

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 3:16 am

Joe's other pet. While Mika has her moments of striking out against Joe on that shoe, Willie is always up Joe's ass.

Buzz Feedback June 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Mika makes that 77 cents on the dollar look like a steal.

Doktor StrangeZoom June 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

If we start paying women equally, then there'll be unisex toilets and parents will be forced to give their children numbers, not names!

tessiee June 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

And something something homos, also too.

starfanglednut June 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm

And transexual children.

DerrickWildcat June 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm

She has a dangerous demeanor!

Generation[redacted] June 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Look, studies show that children do better when they are raised in a household where the woman earns less. That's just basic science.

Wile E. Quixote June 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Jesus Mika, let it go already. Pop a fucking Midol™ and make Joe a sandwich.

Ryy June 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm

MSNBC got 99 problems…

owhatever June 6, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Damn women. It's all, "hand over your paycheck," even before I buy beer, then "the electric bill is overdue" when I got a poker game on Friday night, and "The plumber says another blowjob isn't enough to fix the broken toilet" when I got to cover a greens fee on Saturday. Let them go out and earn money. Just don't pay them as much.

Antispandex June 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Women. Why should they make more? It is the guys who do the hard work, and the ladies just stay home with the babies! Besides, where we going to get all of those "stripper bucks", if we don't make more than the strippers? You know, the ones who can't keep a man, and are out whoring it up to pay for their ill gotten babies? Doesn't it make more sense to go home to the guy who lightly abuses you…because he makes more money?

starfanglednut June 6, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Watching this makes me reeeealy glad I don't have cable, and spend all my time watching pirated British TV.

ttommyunger June 6, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Frankly, I'm amazed daddy Z has let Joe live this long.

rocktonsam June 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm

I KNOW 3 women co- workers from the Wisconsin DNR that make the same as me.

ZERO, since we ain't got no jobs no moar

rickmaci June 7, 2012 at 1:54 am

Mika. Babe. Chill. All I want is a comforting blond female voice as background chatter while I drink my first cup of coffee and scan the baseball scores. If I want to hear a woman nagging at full volume until my ears bleed, I'll wake up my wife.

Negropolis June 7, 2012 at 2:53 am

I'm not surprised by this. She apparently wrote an entire book on this subject.

Dean made an awesome ppoint. Given that this isn't even going to come up in the House, this was kind of a gimme in the Senate.

lulzmonger June 7, 2012 at 3:51 am

If you turn the audio all the way up, you can just barely hear Mika's jaw-clenched "fuck a bunch of this" during the weather report.

DahBoner June 7, 2012 at 8:41 am

This is why God gave chicks legs…

Dashboard Buddha June 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Forget the name…I have trouble that she even exists.

starfanglednut June 6, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Oh, poor wing. Don't try to flap it. You'll just go round in circles. I'll bring you a seed and honey stick from the pet store. I'm good. Just came back from the gym, which really helps with the overall grouchiness.

starfanglednut June 6, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Oh, and I'm listening to Patti Smith's new record. It is GREAT!

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