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Barack Obama Now Trying To Murder White Children, With Asthma

Playtime is overHow is the Obama administration trying to murder white children today? Oh, only by giving them more asthma, for racial fairness, according to this incredibly logical and sane explicator in The American Thinker. Thinking! Pull up your coffee, and learn how to do it, with the American Thinker to guide you!

The Obama Administration has identified the latest front in its tireless war against America’s systemic injustice: asthma. A new report [...] argues, in effect, that freedom has led to an unfair distribution of healthy lungs, and therefore steps must be taken to achieve respiratory justice.

The official press release for this report does not commit itself on the question of whether greater asthmatic-racial “parity” ought to be attained by reducing the incidence of asthma among minorities, increasing the rate among whites, or some combination of the two.

Well of course Barack Obama wants to give more white children asthma, that is what the EPA drones over the Heartland are for, to ooze diabolical chem-trails onto the (white) children of farmers, that just makes sense.

Here, please have some “scare quotes” from Daren Jonescu, American Thinker:

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Here is a summary of the “justice” issue at stake:

Nearly 26 million Americans are affected by this chronic respiratory disease, including 7 million children, especially minority children and children with family incomes below the poverty level. Asthma rates of African American children are currently at 16 percent, while 16.5 percent of Puerto Rican children suffer from the chronic respiratory disease, more than double the rate of Caucasian children in the United States.

Consider very carefully the wording of this bizarre expression of the problem: seven million American children have asthma, “especially minority children and children with family incomes below the poverty level.” What does “especially minority children” mean in this context? That minority children suffer asthma more severely than white children? That minority children and poor children are of greater concern than white children?

Why does Daren Jonescu even need to ask? We already know Barack Obama hates white children and doesn’t care if they are murdered, because Newt Gingrich said he said so, when he was sad about Trayvon Martin!

At any rate, Ms. Jackson sees a role for the EPA in addressing this festering injustice.

As the mother of a child with asthma, I know what it means for our children to have clean and healthy air to breathe. This Action Plan enables federal agencies and our partners to work more collaboratively and comprehensively on tackling a major health threat, so that we can protect all Americans, no matter what community they call home.

Just what America needs — more comprehensive collaboration among federal agencies, not to mention their “partners.” This is needed, naturally, in the name of protecting “all Americans, no matter what community they call home.” Implication: specific, collaborative, comprehensive steps will be taken to ensure that in the future, America will no longer be a nation that “protects” only wealthy whites. In other words, America is racist down to its lungs, and only a comprehensive liberal agenda can combat it — “it,” in this case, being America.

THANK YOU, Daren Jonescu, for explaining what we couldn’t quite put our finger on, and that is that combating air pollution is combating America! Then there are about 6000 words about how disgusting ghettos are, and why they should be considered neither “communities” nor anyone’s “home,” elided for you, the busy reader (and also because we like to say the word “elided”). Let us end it here, where Daren Jonescu, American Thinker, ends it:

Team Obama’s new contribution to the asthma chronicles is almost as coherent as the master’s original. Poor people, living in dirty neighborhoods in undesirable locations, are more susceptible to certain kinds of illness. The solution is not to ensure the practical conditions that improve everyone’s chances of rising out of poverty, i.e., the conditions of freedom.

On the contrary, the solution is to create regulations and penalties to limit economic growth, and to divert greater amounts of societal wealth into make-work projects aimed at producing cleaner slums for the perpetually impoverished dependent class that can always be bought off in its induced hopelessness and desperation by a few unsubstantiated promises, in exchange for its continued support of the condescending slumlords of the Democratic Party.

Poor people live in gross neighborhoods and get sick from it. The answer is to put extra lead in gasoline and require coal-burning plants to burn dirtier coal (haha just kidding like “clean coal” is a thing that “exists”), because if you punish poor people enough for deciding to live next to freeways, they will see the error of their ways. That is when these poors will kill their Democrat slumlords and put their heads on good old-fashioned pikes for condescending to them by trying to make them die less from ashthma, by cleaning up air pollution and murdering capitalism. (You can’t kill one without the other because they are twinsies, according to Comrade Jonescu!) Vote for more air pollution everybody, otherwise you are a commie fag. The End.
[AmericanThinker]

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95 comments

  1. BaldarTFlagass

    Just have the white kids start smoking cigarettes when they turn four years old.

  2. dijetlo

    The American Thinker was the brainchild of 2 OB/Gyns' and a day trader, if I'm not mistaken….which begs the question, what is it with these guys and muffin medics?

      1. dijetlo

        Chiropractors are just a logical extension of an ancient school of medicine, OB/Gyns appear to have concluded that they've puzzled out all the mysteries of our existence based on their ability to differentiate between cottage cheese and a yeast infection without resorting to tasting it.
        If you were to strip out all the Doctors of the Lady Bits from the conservative intelligentsia you'd be left with "You lie", " Let's throw acid on them", " Slut" and "That's not my rent boy".

  3. memzilla

    Asthma? Well, the shamelessness of Rethuglican lies always leaves me breathless…

  4. FlyOverGirl

    Ah, now it makes sense as to why the poor white people vote against the rest of their self-interests.

  5. SorosBot

    Hey, idiots, the government failing to do its job and allowing people to wallow in poverty without helping them is not "the conditions of freedom". Learn what the fuck freedom is before you use that word.

      1. SorosBot

        I don't know all that much about hotels around here, but one thing you want to avoid is staying near the airport; there's nothing there, and it's far enough away from anything you'll want to go to that staying there is a big pain in the ass. There are a lot of nice places downtown, particularly along the parkway; the places right near the convention center tend to be overpriced.

  6. BaldarTFlagass

    "On the contrary, the solution is to create regulations and penalties to limit economic growth, and to divert greater amounts of societal wealth into make-work projects aimed at producing cleaner slums for the perpetually impoverished dependent class that can always be bought off in its induced hopelessness and desperation by a few unsubstantiated promises, in exchange for its continued support of the condescending slumlords of the Democratic Party."

    Dude hit all the talking points. Do they have a Writer's Guide or something?

    1. noodlesalad

      All he needed was to fit the word Shariah in there and it would have been a Wingnuthole in one.

    2. actor212

      Cleaner slums….yes, those are so much the equal of rat-infested dusty dirty slums. I mean, it's absolutely identical, waking up in a haze of grey particles clinging to the surgical mask you put on at bed time and wash out each morning, or waking up and taking a deep breath without wheezing like, say, an untuned car engine.

    3. anniegetyerfun

      Well, he did say "freedom", but not "liberty", so I feel like he's slacking a little bit.

    4. Chichikovovich

      He said "Democratic Party" rather than "Democrat Party". That'll get him fired.

  7. Estproph

    Obama is half-white. That means Sasha and Malia are 1/4 white. So I guess he'll give each of them asthma in 1/2 of one lung.

      1. George Skullfry

        It means "ignore the obvious, if slightly awkwardly phrased, meaning of this sentence; and follow me as we traipse down an enchanted pathway of conspiratorial hallucination".

        Or, more concisely, "the President is still black".

  8. boobookitteh

    Just what America needs — more comprehensive collaboration among federal agencies, not to mention their “partners.”

    Yes. That is exactly what America needs.

    1. OneYieldRegular

      Um…wasn't that also exactly the rationale Bush used for establishing DHS?

    2. noodlesalad

      American government should not work!!!!! Except when it is KILLING brown people!!!!11!!!!

  9. Pragmatist2

    I think the image of young poor children pulling themselves up by their bootstraps against impossible odds while simultaneously gasping desperately for breath is pretty much the heart of the Republican Dream for America.

  10. BaldarTFlagass

    It's probably cheaper just to give all those poor kids the Frank Booth® Asthma Inhalers.

  11. noodlesalad

    If the class is perpetually impoverished, as the author suggests, then it would seem that some sort of government action would be required to raise their standard of living, as the free market will never actually remedy the situation. But that assumes the author actually cares about the "perpetually impoverished," which actually means "brown and urban" to these creatures. The Amurican dream is being lily white in an exurban gated community with car elevators, and if you ain't, play the lotto or go to jail.

    1. Pseudonymously_Joe

      It did strike me as somewhat weird that people who are ordinarly strong proponents of the "broken windows" theory of communities when it provides an excuse to detaining and searching without suspicion blah people just to keep them off the streets, and also as a rationale for prosecuting minor pot offenses all the time forever, apparently think it's worthy of derisive scorn to apply the same theory to literally cleaning up the nation's slums.

      Without chronic respiratory ailments, the poors have no excuse to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, don'cha know. We need to keep them living in imposed squalor, for their own good.

      1. noodlesalad

        When they talk about broken windows, they don't mean to fix them. They just mean to arrest all the motherfuckers around the window who might have broken it.

    2. anniegetyerfun

      Haha, the only way to fix the country's problems is to let the rich pay even less in taxes than they do now. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT??!?!

  12. Dudleydidwrong

    New drone strike planned: spreading sickle cell anemia to all white enclaves. Look out, Bloomfield Hill, MI–you're next! All for equality, of course, of course, of cough, of cough.

  13. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    I thought we could stop caring about the kids once they were born? What happened to that?

  14. Serolf_Divad

    What does “especially minority children” mean in this context? That minority children suffer asthma more severely than white children? That minority children and poor children are of greater concern than white children?

    Gee,it couldn't possibly mean that minority children suffer asthma at a rate double that of white children, could it? I mean, yes the text you quoted does mention this fact, but surely, when the study says that minority children "especially" suffer from asthma, what the America hating liberal authors of the study mean is that the suffering of minority children is more poignant than the suffering of white children.

    The solution is not to ensure the practical conditions that improve everyone’s chances of rising out of poverty, i.e., the conditions of freedom [he said, sarcastically]

    But of course, we know that really is the solution… giving the "job creators" another tax cut, that is. Because the solution to every societal ill in America means giving the rich another tax cut. And when their effective rate is zero… why, maybe it's time to look into an earned income tax credit for people who earned over $1,000,000.00 last year. Just think of how much freedom and prosperity we'll all have then!

    1. Pseudonymously_Joe

      Someone I was reading recently noted how perverse a line of reasoning it is, that the only way to get rich people to work harder is to give them much more money, and the only way to get poor people to work harder is to make sure they have much, much less.

      1. actor212

        Wow.

        I like to think of myself as a creative thinker, someone who can put together loose ends into some sort of semi-coherent rant, so why has it never occured to me, the abject stupidity of the argument that lower income for the poor somehow magically makes them work harder for themselves but higher income in lower taxes on the rich will make them work harder for society, the same society they view as leeches on their bank accounts?

        You, sir, deserve my deepest fisting.

  15. FakaktaSouth

    I knew it. I knew he was not only completely halting all American production through regulation, but also speeding up production of that steel plant right in the middle of the suburb here whose runoff is poisoning the water hazards on the club's golf course. This also works on the peckers, you know. Yes. PresO was ALSO behind the plan to make all these super smart conservatives' dicks so small. The guy is pretty amazing.

    1. prommie

      Its all part of the grand conspiracy to enslave the white race! As the demographics of Amurka continue to change and the time inevitably comes when "whites" are a minority (this year was the first year there were fewer 'white" births in the US), the angry churchgoing gun-clutchers are gonna get increasingly freaked out.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        As an incredibly white person, I find this possiblity to be a comfort my own self. I mean you do have to FEED what you enslave, so maybe we won't all starve to death from the abject vulgarity of our stupidity. Maybe?

        1. prommie

          I have been told many times by unreconstructed confederates (GOPers) that slavery was a very benign institution, that the slaves were in fact happy, and benefitted greatly from it. So there is that, I suppose, to look forward to. It beats cannibal anarchy for sure.

    2. thatsitfortheother1

      PresO was ALSO behind the plan to make all these super smart conservatives' dicks so small.

      I dunno, I suspect George Will's is enormous if he can survive sporting that stupid fucking bow tie.

  16. Chill_Bill

    How is the Obama administration trying to murder white children today? Oh, only by giving them more asthma…

    He's Barry, the Asthma fairy.

  17. OneYieldRegular

    Yes, the absence of regulations and penalties that might limit economic growth has done absolute wonders for the air of Beijing.

  18. ManchuCandidate

    It's fucking hilarious that these RW wingnuts keep shrieking about how pollution regulations are strangling US Amercia.

    You know who else didn't like pollution regulations? Stalin. The Soviet Union didn't die entirely because Ronnie Raygun demanded they tear down that wall and let Levi Jeans and CCR bootlegs flood the place. It died in large part because it's people were sick from the chemical, biological and radioactive waste (and not just the shitty product) being pumped out by their own factories.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      And their forests were toxic hell holes that they could no longer make any money off of, and the fertile farmlands of many of the bread basket republics had been allowed to go to hell,all in the name of central planning/modernity.

  19. starfanglednut

    I am so sick of this idea that wealth is commensurate with character. It does not stand up to even the tiniest bit of logical scrutiny. The fanciest, most highly paid neurosurgeon in the world is NOTHING without the person who cleans the toilets in the hospital. And the idea that everyone, under our current system, can rise to great wealth if they work hard enough is also bollocks because then we would have all neurosurgeons and no toilet cleaners.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      Funny thing is, by replacing the dignity of work with the dignity of wealth we've created the illusion that society can somehow survive with everyone having a college degree in communications and no one doing the hard, unglamorous tasks. And that people who toil for a living should do so with absolutely no contact with the overlord class, because they aren't worthy owing to their laziness and inability to work as hard as the overlords.

      I have recently been thinking that in some ways this is the ultimate by product of the post WWII economic boom, and especially the 80s and beyond shift to a profit oriented model of the economy – we've stripped out much the cushion in the economy of people who did useful tasks for decent wages (and also reminded the rich that there were decent hardworking people amongst the less than wealthy), replacing it with either machines or layers of rigid protocol that ensure there is as little human interaction in society as possible (inefficient, don't you see).

      Insert quotation marks as you see appropriate.

  20. Dildeaux

    Finally, the media is taking a look at the dones oozing chemtrails.

    Unfortunately, you got the story wrong. Chemtrails change the weather, mostly for the worse, so Obama can bring drought and food shortages to the US because he's blah.

  21. Beowoof

    I see, our friends the Koch's are screwing the environment with tons of pollution, but it is the blah guy's fault. The sad part is that it makes a lot of sense to the teabagger crowd.

  22. anniegetyerfun

    I developed severe asthma that required hospitalization more than once. My figure skating was cut short, and I could not longer run more than a few steps without collapsing when I had previously been my school's champion sprinter.

    That was during the Reagan administration. Who should I blame? Obama? I am white, so I guess it's Obama's fault somehow.

  23. Dashboard Buddha

    For all of the wonders of the Internet, I kind of miss the days when you had to send 2 bits off to an address in Boise to get a smudged mimeograph of crap like this.

  24. sullivanst

    I suppose Jonescu is exhibiting a "uniquely American" way of "thinking", in that he's not thinking at all.

    Cleaning up urban centers = jerbs = freedumb. Except dark-skinned people live in urban centers, so life must suck for them or else this isn't America As We Know It.

    Also, coal should be banned, because coal is death and burning coal is murder (13,000 a year). Evil fucking shit, it is.

  25. chicken_thief

    So, Obama wants to indoctrinate a bunch of wheezing kids into his Youth Army? What part of the NWO is that from?!

  26. BerkeleyBear

    New idea – instead of the Abortionplex, we build a theater full of Clockwork-Orange style chairs and proceed to make these people read Upton Sinclair, John Dos Passos, Sinclair Lewis, John Steinbeck and a selection of newspaper headlines from the "good old days" when freedom reigned in America's cities and everything was so fucking awesome. We can even read aloud for those who refuse to see.

    Although I don't normally want to fuel their fears of fascist oppression, I'm starting to think there aren't many other options out there.

  27. sly_3

    From the "about" page on the "american thinker" about the editor/publisher:

    "A Democrat by birth, (he) became more conservative in adulthood, as reality taught him that dreams of perfecting human society always run smack into human nature."

    the irony of this statement is only eclipsed by the faulty science and wild paranoia that the site breeds. the scariest 5 minutes of my tuesday was in reading the articles' fevered racist comments. the "american thinker" gives these half-wits exactly the misguided information they deserve. just like asthma.

    1. FakaktaSouth

      I'll bring my uterus and we can have some sort of self-flagellation hate off. At least we'll actually understand why we're doing this more than any of these people understand anything.

        1. FakaktaSouth

          I wish I could describe the noise I just made. I don't know how to spell Hooohooohoo (long O?) Ohmygodohmygod.
          Welp, there goes my day, down the youtube hole. THANKYOU!

          ETA – can you imagine asking Pete, "tell me if I'm playing the seeker right." so completely cool.

    2. Chet Kincaid

      Oops, stated that incorrectly. Per the article:

      The median amount of European ancestry in African-Americans is 18.5%. The range of amount of European ancestry in African-Americans is 1-99%. So virtually all African-Americans have some European ancestry, it is the amount that varies.

      1. swordfis

        I wondered about your first post; thanks for the correction. Nietzsche the above kind of thinking "the race-swindle" [Der Rasse-Schwindel"]

      2. swordfis

        On the other hand, Europeans, having mated with Neanderthals in the distant past, possess Neanderthal genes, while Africans (who didn't make the trip) up do not. I think the Neanderthalensis gene is strong in the American "Thinkers."

  28. TheGyrus

    The solution is not to ensure the practical conditions that improve everyone’s chances of rising out of poverty, i.e., the conditions of freedom.

    I think one of the conditions of freedom that improves everyone’s chances of rising out of poverty is not having asthma.

  29. Joey_Blau

    Wow… thanks for reading that.. I don't think I could have gotten though five lines..in fact I could not even read what you copied…

    but BAD BAD BAD!! Obama for healing Amurka's wounds and creating a glorious future for all of us.

  30. didgen

    As the proud and loving grandmother of two boys, both of whom have asthma, the three year old severe enough that a trip to the park can be scary, I would be more than happy to redistribute Daren Jonescu's lungs to deserving children. Sorry for the run on sentence.

  31. Callyson

    What does “especially minority children” mean in this context?

    Yes, dictionary.com, what does especially mean?

    es·pe·cial·ly [ih-spesh-uh-lee]
    adverb
    particularly; exceptionally; markedly: Be especially watchful.

    OMG it's a conspiracy!!! Stop the war on white children now!!!

    1. Hoisted_Peatard

      Yes, this dumb racist bitch is so full of racial nonsense in this article I'm surprised it's not some blaring headline on Stormfront. At least the Derb was out there wearing his racism on his sleeve, these idiots require examining their arguments to find the ample racism present…

  32. ttommyunger

    Am I the only one impressed with how many words it takes to propound a totally fucked-up premise? I first realized this when Nixon's book was published. That fucking thing weighed ten pounds, I swear. Truth, however, is fairly easy to concisely present.

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