Important Wonkette Party Announcement: It Is Your Turn, Detroit

Hello Detroit! (And Chicago? Windsor? Old Milwaukee? Kirsten's family in Madison? Cleveland? Erie, Pennsylvania? Gary, Indiana? Toledo? Hell, HELLO ENTIRE MIDWEST!) Are you ready for your Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup? OF COURSE YOU ARE, DON'T BE RIDICULOSE! Your Wonkette will be hosting you for -- as is our deal -- the first 10 pitchers plus some platters of fried things!

We are doing this next Saturday, June 9, specifically so you have all the time in the world to drive in from hell and back, and we shall call the time, mmmm, 7 p.m.! We will meet up at The Bronx Bar, 4476 2nd Ave., Detroit 48201. We will see you there unless we see you first! (That is how it works, in mean jokes about hating people.)

Please be sure to pack an extra liver.

Rebecca Schoenkopf,

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