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Oklahoma Congressional Candidate Vows War on Texas if Elected

What are politicians promising prospective constituents in campaign ads these days, “fiscal responsibility” or some such perhaps? LAME, and also a terrible lie. Fuck that. Oklahoma Democratic candidate for Congress Rob Wallace promises not to let Texas steal any of Oklahoma’s shit, that’s what. Time somebody did that. Here, he’ll shoot at a water jug with a picture of Texas on it to prove he is serious. Video after the jump!

It’s all “Medicaid and Social Security, hell yeah” and then something something Texas is trying to steal all of Oklahoma’s water something something KABLAM. WEE-HAW!

We still can rate this ad only perhaps a six on a scale of one to Dale Peterson, because we can recognize the words in this ad as being from the English language and there is no mention of the critical scourge of yard sign stealing. But we stand behind you, Rob Wallace, because who isn’t usually feeling annoyed by Texas? [YouTube via Wonkette operative “Craig P.”]

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  • nounverb911

    Great, I'll bring the popcorn.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Can I borrow a lawn chair outta your garage?

    • DustBowlBlues

      You beat Barb! Where is she, anyway?

    • Callyson

      Popcorn, hell…I'll bring the bullets.

    • TribecaMike

      Caramel syrup shares are sky high today.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Water for Encephalists

    • nounverb911

      Is that a disease that only effects republicans?

  • http://www.burndownblog.com evan7257

    Don't pretend like Texas wouldn't love to go to war with Oklahoma.

    • NellCote71

      Hell, yeah! (Fifth generation Texan, here)

  • chascates

    Bring it, fuckers. There are more crazy Texans than crazy Okies.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      This worries me.

      • chascates

        Fortunately most residents never leave their respective state for very long. And tourists to these areas are pretty safe if they stick close to their hotels after dusk.

    • Mittens Howell, III

      Just don't bring South Carolina into this. That's your sleeping dragon of crazy, right there.

      • tessiee

        And plus also, they'll fire the first shots before the ref blows the whistle.

      • Negropolis

        Grand Dragon of crazy, even.

    • Joey_Blau

      Okies are able to convert texies to their preferred perversions.

  • BornInATrailer

    Um, sure. Seems win-win to me.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Really, and we don't even have to root for either side.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

    We'll be waiting for you at The Alamo, bitches.

    • nounverb911

      Doesn't Hertz have better cars?

      • Ryy

        I vomiting a little diet coke after reading that, from laughter.

      • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

        I've got no comeback for this one. Well done, sir.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Didn't you used to be ChilLysol?

      • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

        Yes. Didn't you use to be…I can't even remember anymore.

        • flamingpdog

          Everyone, Katie.

          • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

            "I am not MittBorg. I am you."

          • flamingpdog

            Um, wrong Republi-femmetard, but I get the idea.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Wait a minute. I'M NOT YOU!!! I'm MittBorg (for now, anyway).

    • http://livebythefoma.blogspot.com Pop_Socket

      You do realize the Texans lost at the Alamo, don't you?

      • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

        Yes, and that's exactly why I said it. Thanks for getting the reference.

      • sullivanst

        Apparently a lot of people never really knew exactly what it was they were supposed to Remember.

        • nounverb911

          I drove past it once, I thought it was a big Taco Bell.

          • http://www.wonkette.com Chill_Bill

            Taco Bell is more authentic and less commercialized.

  • WhatTheHolyHeck

    Frankly, letting them take each other out is a best-case scenario anyway.

  • fartknocker

    Dear Oklahoma:
    There are more of us than you. And are guns are bigger.

    Have a nice day,
    Texas

    • imobannon

      Dear Texas…
      We are crazier, and as a Democrat in Oklahoma, we are probably more willing to do crazier thing.

      Oklahoma

      PS: Thank you so, so much for W. And Perry.

      • NellCote71

        Anytime, Oklahoma, and America.

  • Tommmcattt

    What is this obsession with guns? There are other ways to be murderous, you know.

    • Boojum

      IED's, anthrax, ricin, and McDonald's pink slime transfat burgers come to mind.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Just don't say/type subway.

        • sullivanst

          Uh oh, now you've done it!

      • Butch_Wagstaff

        Face eatin'?
        Nevermind, I see you already mentioned McDonald's pink slime.

    • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

      Throwing a knife would look too Middle-eastern, a karate chop too Asian and a hand grenade too European – but a flame thrower might have been even more effective.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i grow deadly nightshade in my backyard for this very reason.

      well, that and i don't know fuck all about gardening and hate it to boot.

      still! deadly nightshade!!

      • NellCote71

        That is so cool.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Oklahoma does have some experience with large scale urban explosions, but it might be impolitic to mention that.

    • Joey_Blau

      none so happy as a firearm!

      as the Beatles sang.. "Happiness is a Warm Gun!"

      I am waiting for Obama's term to end and then I can buy lots of guns at cheap prices at pawn shops.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Hell, the Okies have to figure out how to get through our traffic hell in Dallas, first.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      They'll never make it as far as Waxahachie.

      • TribecaMike

        You just know they're going to end up in Phoenix.

    • tessiee

      if Thelma and Louise couldn't figure it out, nobody can.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Bad shot. He hit Lubbock and it shoulda been Dallas.

    edit. sorry Jus_Wonderin

    • Jus_Wonderin

      It's okay. I will be in the cellar anyway.

    • http://infrogmation.livejournal.com/ Infrogmation

      Arlen Spector will now prove he took out both with a single bullet.

  • edgydrifter

    Rob Wallace will "survey" the shit out of Texas.

  • Canmon

    Texas, you just been messed with.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    There's a big ass state of Texas, that I am going to fight,
    We Okies [sic] really hate it, not just only me
    They bitched so when I fought'em all my verbal shots hit,
    And if I ever beat them, we won't ever take their shit.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      For some reason, I can't figure out the tune.

      • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

        Yellow Rose of Tejas

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. You sing.

  • coolhandnuke

    This was bound to happen "Sooner" or later.

    • Boojum

      OKie, glad you got that out of your system.

    • Crank_Tango

      Too Soon!!!

      • flamingpdog

        Too Sooner!!!!

    • aklibtard

      They are a bunch of baby "Boomers" after all

    • Negropolis

      Okie Dokie, amigo.

  • i_AM_ready

    This is what it's like to live in Bumfu-k. People so poor they're fighting over water, but they have plenty of money for guns.

    • Crank_Tango

      Bullets, also.

      • NellCote71

        Don't forget the meth.

  • Ryy

    Is Oklahoma's slogan still "OKlahoma is OK!"?

    I mean, sure it is astoundingly clever, but it lacks ambition.

    • nounverb911

      You can't spell Oklahoma without HOMO?

      • Ryy

        I can. But I have certain powers.

    • eaglewon

      the plates used to say "is ok", they now say "native america".

      • Ryy

        Doesn't that make less sense?

        • Negropolis

          Go ask the Cherokee.

          • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

            Don't forget the Chocktaw Chickasaw Creek and Seminole.

          • Negropolis

            I stopped a Cherokee since I thought they were the most well known. lol I'm actually part Chickasaw and Choctaw.

            BTW, that section of OK is some of the most beautiful in the nation, if you ask me. The entire eastside of the state, in fact, is really something.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Oy. This is a slogan? Stating the obvious?

    • DustBowlBlues

      Maybe. But it's still the best state song of any of the other 49. Seriously–do you want to sing Oklahoma or The Eyes of Texas?

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    shooting pictures attached to water containers is an important aspect of effective legislation.

    also, Arizona feels left out.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Oh, I'm sure they'll simply attach a migrant worker to a water container and shoot him/her to make a point. No one will know what the point IS, but they'll make it.

  • Baconzgood

    FUCKEN-A BUBBA! Show that polar water who's it's daddy!

  • Boojum

    I like the fact that there are Democrats who shoot and stand on God and the Bible and put Social Security and Medicare right up there with guns and the Bible.

    Of course, I still think they are ignant lubbers of Zombie Jeebus, but that's neither here nor there; they are MY ignant lubbers of Zombie Jeebus.

    • Rotundo_

      Yup. Bubbas are just fine, so long as they are at the core decent folks: I don't care if you chew tobacco and are handy with thity-ought-six come deer season, or consider bass fishing equivalent to worship. You can do that and be just fine, and a decent, kind parent. It's when they start going nuts I get fearful of them.

      • DustBowlBlues

        "It's when they start going nuts I get fearful of them."

        Or when they vote.

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    Is it okay to get a stiffie when a Democrat shoots somethin'?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I'm a-loadin' up, Chick.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Nice, so the only way to get elected as a Democrat these days is to pretend to be even more batshit crazyee than your Republican opponent?

    • sullivanst

      In Oklahoma? Yeah, I'd say so.

    • DustBowlBlues

      This is Oklahoma. Who's pretending?

      • Serolf_Divad

        Yeah, good point.

  • Beowoof

    Oh man put this on pay per view on cable and you will make a fortune. I know I'll be watching.

  • tihond

    Worst episode of Top Shot ever.

  • chascates

    If you think that guy is crazy read the comments under this World Nut Daily story: http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/marxism-american-style

    • metamarcisf

      "they boiled the frog for a long time"?!?!

      • chascates

        My favorite:
        for all you obots just to see if you answer please tell me why berry had so many names a fake ssn and why when his stpe sis lea soetoro who suddenly passed like so many in berry back trail she said she,ll know this is barry once she sees the scars and the limp he got from falling from the mango tree ( berry has no limp ) aint that strange she never made it here to see if this was really the barry that they told her was her step bro

        • Butch_Wagstaff

          I'm not going over there to check. But, seriously, that's a real comment?

          My god, I will NEVER be able to perfect my RW gibberish/misspellings. Those people are the true masters of it. I can't possibly compete with that.

          • chascates

            This comment said it was edited by a moderator. This is AFTER the editing:

            In some countrys you can't even get an aspirin without a prescription.
            In the uk you can't have a tv antenna without paying a government tax or fee. They search peoples homes for hidden. Antennas.
            The only thing 99% about it is they are to young and brainwashed to know what the cold war was all about.
            They defile, spit in the face of their psrents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and everone that faught and gave their lives for the freedom they have today.
            They want to throw all of that away because they cannot comprehend in the slightest what opression and tyrany is.

          • tessiee

            So THAT's how stupid you have to be to pay any attention to Fox News.

        • tessiee

          I might drink the water in Texas, and I might drink the water in Oklahoma. But will somebody pelase tell me where this guy lives, because I want to make a specific point of NOT drinking the water wherever that is.

        • TribecaMike

          Worst fan boy porn ever?

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      I don't understand the origin of the Obama=SPY concept they all appear to have downloaded and are playing on repeat.

      A little help here?

      • chascates

        I have no clue. You can't outguess a lunatic.

      • tessiee

        He's blah, therefore he cannot possibly be a real Amurrkin.
        Actually, it's worse than that. He's blah, and *educated*. If he were like one of those blah guys getting arrested on the 6:00 news, they'd probably like him better, because he'd confirm beliefs that they already hold.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Ech. That site makes me feel like I need to blast myself clean with a flamethrower.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Seems some folks been sittin' out in the sun way too long.

    • sullivanst

      A word of advice:

      DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS AT WORLD NUT DAILY.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        I wish you'd said that BEFORE I got there and broke my brain, sullivanst.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Radio

      One commenter called Obama "obumochev". I kinda liked that. But otherwise, regular old stupid Wing Nut Daily.

  • SorosBot

    If there's a war between Texas and Oklahoma, I certainly hope both sides will lose.

    • glamourdammerung

      If there's a war between Texas and Oklahoma, I certainly hope both sides will lose.

      I would hardly be surprised if they managed it.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      But then who will attack Mississippi?

      • sullivanst

        We can leave that to North Carolina.

    • Serolf_Divad

      Q: If Texas and Oklahoma go to war, who wins?
      A: Everybody else.

  • Schmannnity

    The shooting would have been a lot more entertaining if Texas had been stealing Oklahoma's watermelons.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Rush Springs will be ready for them. Watermelon is our state vegetable, you know, and Rush Springs grows the best of the bunch.

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        Garden Grove libel!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    I hope he plans to fight Texas over there, so he won't have to fight them over here. Oklahoma would be fine, too, I guess. But isn't that just one of the larger counties in TX, anyway?

    • DustBowlBlues

      Hey! Some of us might get our feelings hurt, you know.

    • Negropolis

      Sooner/Okie Libel!

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        Calling all Okies Sooners is like calling Magic Johnson a Wolverine.

  • SorosBot

    Please mess with Texas; they suck.

    • ElPinche

      Yep, we're all hat , no cattle.

      • sharethegrief

        Texas, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

  • metamarcisf

    Has Romney found his VEEP?

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    There are some things that are non-negotiable, like allowing mooslims to build their terror mosques in our state.

  • Not_So_Much

    Can we work some sort of Mutually Assured Destruction angle into this?

    • DustBowlBlues

      Boo. Bad idea for some of us.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    I'm going to run for Congress – it's settled – and I'm making ads using a flame thrower, like "when I get to congress I'm going to use my flamethrower to incinerate taxes" – and then oblitherate a pile of tax regulations. "Environmental regulations – they'll be turned to cinders on day one", etc…

  • Baconzgood

    I do have to say the "I'm. Rob Wallace….BLAUW!!! And I appoved this message." Was pretty much a slice kick ass.

  • TribecaMike

    Now all they need are the lawyers… http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Typical campaign ad shoot:

    Hi, I'm a quirky dumbass … blah blah … shake up Washington … blah blah … shoot gun … blah blah .. walk off camera, French-kiss cousin.

    Hi-fives all around!

    • tessiee

      Is the candidate's Speedo camouflage pattern, or stars and stripes?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    ok, that okie guy's pretty damn cute.

  • CapnRadio

    "If Oklahoma can't have this water, no one can!"

  • sullivanst

    Joe Manchin opened the door, Rob Wallace charged right through.

  • http://livebythefoma.blogspot.com Pop_Socket

    He came to this revelation about precious fluids during the physical act of love.

    • TribecaMike

      His previous fluids were also quite revelatory.

    • C_R_Eature

      So…he's really declaring War against Fluoridated water?

      It's about time.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Oklahoma vs. Texas: No matter who wins, we all lose.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      No matter who loses, we all win?

      • BarackMyWorld

        Regardless, they're still both gonna be states. :(

        • sullivanst

          Yeah but if they're nukular wastelands they'll lose a bunch of Representatives come 2020.

        • Lionel[redacted]Esq

          Rick Perry Libel!!! Texas is its own country, dagnabit!

  • flamingpdog

    This could be the next Iran-Iraq war. I'm calling my broker and buying shares in automatic weapons and nerve gas.

    • Generation[redacted]

      We can trade arms for Austin!

  • MissTaken

    I was just thinking we need a new war, but I'm still undecided on who I will support.

    Oklahoma and Texas, I gladly accept bribes.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Should I pull up my shirt?

    • Negropolis

      Do you take payment in chickens?

  • LiberalMantra

    The Gripes Of Wrath, whatever. Hate to see what crawls out now that he's broke Texas' water.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I have a feeling Halliburton is behind this.

    • DustBowlBlues

      They're an OK company, you know.

      • Lionel[redacted]Esq

        Halliburton thrives on carnage, Tiger. It consumes, infests, destroys, lives off the death and destruction of other species.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Let the water wars begin!

  • Generation[redacted]

    Another step towards Idiocracy. Soon all campaign ads will simply be the candidate firing a truck-mounted machine gun shouting yee-haw as it tears through the countryside.

    Biggest TruckNutz takes the delegates.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Hmmmm. Anyone got a tank with a big gun on top? (Okay, so I'm not good with whatever various weapons are named). I'm thinking about running against Inhofe (R-Oil). No talking, just shootin'. A campaign okies can relate to.

      Want to be my campaign manager? Then get me that tank.

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Radio

        You can shoot it at a water tower with a muslin painted on it.

  • SorosBot

    So Texas apparently is stealing other peoples' water now; who do they think they are, Southern California?

  • C_R_Eature

    Begun, the Clown Wars have.

  • TribecaMike

    I wanna be there when he discovers that the Red River is bulletproof.

  • C_R_Eature

    On second thought, Oklahoma: maybe War with Texas is just not a good idea.
    You know how those people get.

  • flamingpdog

    He's a Dem, so I guess that surveyor Marx we're looking at there.

  • rickmaci

    F* it. A Dem with a high powered rifle. I approve his message.

  • C_R_Eature

    Can we get South Carolina to invade Florida next?

  • docterry6973

    And this is the Democrat? And doesn't Texas already own Oklahoma?

    • TribecaMike

      Speaking of which, an Oklahoman pal of mine moved to Dallas in the fifties, made a bundle in oil, and retired back home in Tulsa. He may be a carpetbagger, but at least he ain't a teabagger.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Meh. It's not like he's eating off Texas's face or anything.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Yes, yes, I know everyone is holding their respective breaths, just waiting to see what yours truly thinks of this. Here goes:

    1) Fuck Texas
    2) FUCK TEXAS!!!!!!!!! (For any 'baggers reading this)

    3) Fuckers have been after our water for years. Fuck Texas. Stay dry, you dip shits. This is the Dust Bowl, and water is precious. The Chickasaw Nation and Choctaw Nation claim the water, based on treaty rights. But who ever paid attention to the Indians?

    HIstorical note: Oklahoma and Texas are the only two states to have declared war on each other. Their respective National Guards were lined up at the Red River bridge that both states wanted to charge tolls to cross. They had their guns ready, until FDR yelled "nationalize the fuckers" and took the authority from TX Guv and ours, Gov. Alfalfa Bill Murray.

    If I were in this guy's district, I would happily and proudly vote for him.
    Time to finish the business that Alfalfa Bill began. Boomer Sooner!

    • chascates

      And in your area there's the Ogallala Aquifer, or what's left of it. I remember as a kid in the Texas panhandle how incredibly cold the water was coming up out of a well in someone's field. Now the water level is much lower. At least neither of us live in California's Central Valley where water is stolen from several states!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        The water wars are coming. Time to pay the bill for this greedy, expensive lifestyle.

    • tessiee

      "Alfalfa Bill Murray"

      Strangest mental picture of the day, or possibly the week.

    • Negropolis

      Well, Michigan and Ohio went to war over Toledo (thank god we didn't win), but it was never formally declared, and no one was injured. To this day, we can't stand the Buckeyes, and the Buckeyes can't stand us, and that's the way it should be.

      Wolverines!

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      Being an OSU grad I'm with you up till the Boomer Sooner, other than that keep their Texas asses south of the Red.

  • Callyson

    This is one southerner named Wallace that I can get behind…well, he's probably a blue dog so only to a point…um, so to speak…

  • Goonemeritus

    Why can’t New York take a page out of this book? I would love to see a Governor Cuomo ad the bragged about being balls deep in New Jersey’s girlfriend.

    • TribecaMike

      Remember when Staten Island was threatening to move to NJ? Like Jersey could afford to pay for the Molinari family's accustomed lifestyle.

  • http://www.wonkette.com TanzbodenKoenig

    Two idiots enter, one moran leaves. THE REDNECKDOME!

  • M. Szyslak

    Sumbitch got MY vote. Fuck Texas. Right inda corn chute.

  • aklibtard

    This is just about as liberal as OK politicians gets. It's a shame because I went to OU and can tell you that Oklahoma actually does have a little hippie in it. There's a small but non-negligible part of the population that is pretty liberal. They all congregate during various music festivals, but you can find them just about everywhere. They're just do dispersed that they never have any elected representation. There's no "Oklahoma Austin".

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Oh for fuck's sake.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Can't we just settle this with basketball, instead of bringing firearms into it?! Western Conference Finals for all the water!

    • chascates

      The Red River Rivalry, commonly known as the Texas-OU Game or OU-Texas Game, is an American college football rivalry game played annually by the Oklahoma Sooners football team of the University of Oklahoma and the Texas Longhorns football team of the University of Texas.

  • tessiee

    Winner gets to go to war with Arizona.

    • chascates

      Loser fights Kansas.

    • heathenette

      I think we need to have one of those brackett things, for playoffs-etc.

  • tessiee

    "Um, *sure*, you can have our water. yeah, that's the ticket. Go on, go ahead and drink it [tents fingers] muhahaha."

  • tessiee

    Ha ha!
    NOBODY wants to steal water from New Jersey!
    Oh, wait.
    Awww.

  • tessiee

    [giggling in the background]
    Texas [muffled]: Shut up, it's ringing!
    Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency?
    Texas: This is Rob Wallace, and I just shot Texas.

  • Negropolis

    And this is what they call a Democrat down in Oklahoma, fuck my life. I give up. We're in a fullblown idiocracy, now. So, the only way you can be for Medicare, down there, is if you're also for shooting random shit in a video…because why, again?

    If someone had actually put that ad out, up here, we'd have laughed his ass into one of the lakes.

    • Guppy

      If you can't prove to the Bitterz that you're not going to seize their guns, they'll keep pushing for more "Stand Your Ground" laws.

  • Wile E. Quixote

    Can we get Alabama and MIssissippi to go to war with each other? We need to figure out ways to get all of the dumb, white southern conservatives in America to auto-darwinate.

  • TribecaMike

    Frankly, in this case I say let loose the dogs of war, but for gods sake don't let them interbreed! This country is cretinous enough as it is.

  • Texpunk

    YEE-HAW!!!

    . . . and, to quote another famous Texan, "BRING IT ON!!!"

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      And we all know how well THAT ended.

  • ttommyunger

    I got my first shotgun at 12, my first rifle at 13, my first handgun at 15. My first job required that I be armed and just about every job since l959 has had the same requirement. Even today I go armed 24/7. I've actually shot and killed people with a gun. I don't think I've ever posed for a picture with a gun in my hand-in my fucking life. I'm calling this shit the "Lee Harvey Oswald Syndrome". I think the act of posing for an ad or pix with a gun is prima facia evidence of serious character deficiencies. This article mostly proves the point that bat-shit crazy crosses all Party Lines and that this Doofus cannot be trusted with any responsible position in or out of government.

  • heathenette

    At last, some good news!

  • ttommyunger

    Now that's scary!

  • tcaalaw

    Isn't this how Cambodia ended up getting invaded by Vietnam back in the later 1970s? Picking a fight with a much larger and more heavily armed neighbor.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    I think other countries are highly impressed by the fact our politicians use footage of themselves shooting stuff in their commercials.