OK, yes, ha ha, we’ve all had a good laugh about the fact that version 1.0 of Mitt Romney’s world-beating With Mitt iPhone app proclaimed that he would proudly lead his real home nation of “Amercia,” but I think we’re missing the important point here: the only thing this app does is overlay a series of dumb Mitt-themed graphics over whatever you want to take a picture of, and you can take a picture of literally anything, and then upload it to the Internet or whatever, which opens the door to eleven kinds of hilarity! Remember in the Wonkette days of yore, when everyone got so excited because the Bush re-election campaign let you put text on a campaign sign, and you could add stuff about buttsex and the like? With With Mitt: The App, you could actually take a picture of buttsex and make it into a fake Mitt campaign ad! Well, technically the user agreement says that you agree “that any images you use, upload, or display do not contain material inappropriate for children … [or] that is offensive or in bad taste,” so, anal is kind of a grey area, but surely no one could object to this adorable picture of your Comics Curmudgeon’s cat, could they? The image denotes what President Romney will be doing on Day One Job One, which is to say: cowering under his desk. But wait, can you do better?
Probably! That’s why Wonkette is having an Official Wonkette With Mitt Contest, in which you download the app (if you have an elitist iPhone — doesn’t Mitt know that Real Americans use Androids, or landlines?), take a picture of something absurd with the app, overlay one of the Mitt-themed frames, and then send it to us, and we put it up if we think it’s funny. You win … eternal glory? Let’s say that, since we don’t really have anything else to hand out. ETERNAL GLORY! You can even use the “Obama Isn’t Working” frame to Go Negative, like in the following picture:
Here, a sleeping cat all mellowed out on catnip (kitty weed) represents what Obama does every day instead of fixing the economy (i.e., get high and take naps).
Anyway, send your hott pix (no actual pictures of buttsex, though, we beg of you) to tips@wonkette.com, with the subject line “MITT ROMNEY’S CAMERAS WATCH YOU SLEEP”. Do it, or else you’re a square! [iTunes]
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LOL here comes the dick pixs!
I'm IN Mitt!
Cheney or Nixon?
Some clever person must be in possession of a smartphone, an oven mitt, and a penchant for exhibitionism…
Mitt holds a for sale sign with a picture of America on it,and a SOLD stripe across it .
ETERNAL GLORY
Wait – do you mean a lifetime supply of … ?
Give me an hour to lure my husband home to help. This is going to be fun!
Poor Jeff. He doesn't even know what you're getting him into. lol
Oh, he knew! Nobody knows me like Jeff.
I'm the last person in Amercia to not own a phone with a camera on it, so can someone overlay "Day One Job One" on the picture of Mitt Wit shooting himself.
Uh, no, that would be me. What do I do now?
Well, FUCK!!! That makes three of us…
Mitt is looking for an apprentice job from the Donald.
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Er, make that… um… eleventy-seven of us. I was thinking of just photoshopping Mitt's monochrome crapola onto a picture of 'tubgirl' or 'goatse', and calling it good.
Yay, the Luddite Contingent's all here~!
Wow…I really should get a smartphone, but have managed to put it off for several years now and people basically call me a Luddite over that.
But even if I did, I am not going to install iTunes just to make fun of Bishop Romney.
Camera on a phone?!? What next, little computers you can carry around and connect with the interwebs?
Pocket telegram services!
Like 90% of Americans, I am a hobo. How do I take pictures with the two bean cans and twine I have in my bindle? Is there an app for that?
Actually, I have one of those fancy phones, and I can take the pictures, but I have no idea how to send them…to the right person. I was a Luddite before it was cool.
I had a cell phone for a year (2007), and got one phone call. I couldn't figure out how to answer it in time.
(I don't answer the phone at work, but wait to listen to the message.)
I feel SO much less lonely now!
Given the restrictions I suppose that "I am in Mitt's butt" isn't appropriate.
"The call is coming from inside Mitt's butt."
Mitt ASk's, Who would you rather have a beer with? Damn I'm a Mormon! How about a cup of coffee with me? Damn I'm a Mormon! I know Mittens under a tree with a tall cool glass of Tea? Damn I'm a Mormon !!! Mitt have a coke ,and a smile! Damn He's a Mormon!!
No alcohol,No Caffeine,and No gambling for Mormons.Just ask Mitt, he will bet you $10,000?
AMERCIA….FUCK YEAH!
(So lick my nuts and suck on my balls…)
This is Mittens, so I think the change also replaces 'FUCK YEAH' with 'Heavens to Betsey!'
"Heavens to Betsey, look at my bank account balance and douse yourself in coffee"
Well I for one am all in favor of Mitt becoming President of the United States of Amercia in November. Where is Amercia by the way, and do they speak English there?
OT, mais pourquoi est-ce que les pubs sont en français?
Vous avez sans doute visité des sites commerciaux en français. Leurs pubs vous suivent sur wonkette.
My 17 Mormon wives are going to be so proud.
Will Zuckerberg buy InstaMitt?
His stock would tank!
Awwwww, Hoagie! Who's a good kitty?
Wow too busy at work to Wonk today! Hoagie looks a lot like my little kitteh (you have to read this in cute kitteh/good doggie voice).
Mitt Romney is a stupid douche.
(no actual pictures of buttsex, though, we beg of you)
Aw, not even of good old coon-on-dog hawtness?
Josh, you've been away too long.
i so second that.
plus!! awesome cats!
So, animated buttsechs gifs then?
Ooooh…new logo…
I for one welcome our new whip-wielding, feline overlord.
This is going to have more cock pictures than chatroulette (which I totally only know about because of, um, rumors and news articles).
Read it in a book.
Dear Not_So_Much,
Please send my office more information on this "chatroulette" with estimates of how many cock pictures there are and the following information
cut v. uncut
length and girth
color
piercings or tattoos
if you could collate this information and also estimate the number of these cocks that would qualify as veiny, purple-headed, sphincter splitting fucksticks and provide links to these pictures it would greatly aid in a bi-partisan investigation being conducted by myself and Senators Marco Rubio, Mitch McConnell, Joe Lieberman and Dianne Feinstein into cocks on the internet, which we are conducting for the children.
Sincerely Yours,
Senator Lindsey Graham
3rd Stall From the Left
Larry Craig Memorial Men's Room
Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
e-mail: curious_hambiscuit69@senate.gov
i haz android…someone use the iPhone app to put "Obama isn't working" on a pic of Osama bin Laden for me? Thx.
So what's today's outrage, that Jon Stewart seems to take as much vacation as Barry? Sununu had to scream at Soledad on CNN? Insurgent GOP candidate is forcing a run-off in Texas for the US Senate?
What a world Obama had to inherit, what a world Mitt is trying to 'take back.'
I wonder how many variations of "goatse" they are going to end up with.
You sure know how to put a smile on my face!
Okay, I'm off to the local Chinese market to photograph some pig heads.
How about a pig pizzle? Those are quite something, available at your local Chinese butcher's. You could photoshop it going into Rmoney's ear, or something.
"What? I can't hear you!"
"I said, You have a dick in your ear!"
Does the kitty come free with the app?
Yes, just go down to the local Humane Society and redeem your coupon.*
*Color and size may vary.
Oh no … I really don't want to actually see what Magic Mormon underwear actually looks like …
Don't know about the Mittster App., but along with the new logo, a voluptuous young lady named Vicki wants to meet me, so there's that.
She's in your area and wants to talk to you about the benefits of going vegan!
And possibly the fuel savings of driving everywhere in reverse…
Mittens on Dancing with the STARS doing the "Robot".
Day One Job One is all bass ackwards.
One Day One Job–is the number of new jobs Pres. Romney will create.
And not even that many, if you get that he's really only switching out the one.
Damn, my instagram skillz are not up to the task. But let's see, I can still use my imagination…who is with Mitt?
James O'Keefe, while deceptively editing one of his clips
Jamie Dimon, telling his "risk management" team that Chase is too big to fail
Meg Whitman, right after announcing the layoff of 27,000 HP employees who are not too big to be failed out
Bob McDonnell, while in the process of giving a woman a transvaginal probe (oh, OK, so she can have a sheet over the interesting parts if you insist)
Michael Steele, while attending a lesbian leather club
Hey, this is fun! Go for it, Wonketteers!
Lloyd Blankfein, doing God's work despite his failure to own magic underwear.
I'm with Mitt. Now I'm on a horse. Look at him. Now back to me. I know, what were you even thinking?!
Well someone already used a cat photo so I got nothing.
What about a dog shitting itself in terror? That's what the phrase "President Romney" conjures up for me.
That's known as "Romneying." That poor dog Romneyed.
I can't believe I just downloaded that shit. I actually creeped myself out with my first submission. If you're stumped finding a good photo, just go to the 'Everything Ghetto" page photo archive on Facebook and have a good time.
Tits for Mitts.
I'm with Mitt!!!
Josh, can you take pics of a black background so us iPhone-less losers can shop out the background and have fun overlaying the graphics on buttholes and turds?
So, just so I'm clear, if Mitt wins, I have to drown my daughter's cat?
"Here, a sleeping cat all mellowed out on catnip (kitty weed) represents what Obama does every day instead of fixing the economy (i.e., get high and take naps)."
I think that was W, actually.
I am so glad I saved that picture of Osama Bin Laden with Bert from Sesame Street….
How did Our Wonkett miss this?
(Also, does anyone have hints how to make one of these Romney App photos with a PC instead of Apple? Also how long do we have to submit?)
"Obama ISN'T Working" because you know he is a lazy, shiftless blah person; you know how THEY are.
Romney is such a douuuuuuuuche!
That's exactly what they're implying. That shiftless lazy nigger is in the WHITE House layin' around doing drugs and listening to rap.
lol, my in law is a member of a british white supremacist group. He actually posted "GOVERNMENT JUST SAID WONT GIVE ME CHECK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY KIDS" and then went on an anti-government tirade which turned into a tirade about how white people are the minority in britain and oppressed, blah blah blah. It was enough hypocrisy I have expected my computer to collapse in on itself.
Oh and I am so excited to see all y'all's work. It"s like Festivus morning!
I sent mine!
Only one? Totally lame.
I sent five. : ) Crap, or was it six. Who knows?
Mine! https://picasaweb.google.com/11400799981044075510…
Very nice, dood/ine.
Cool. Could you put Mitt with the rubber glove on the left side?
Oops, let me try…
i'm going to take a picture of me assaulting a gay teenager with scissors!
Oh, just overlay it with a picture of Cheney and call it a day.
I lost my Mitt when I was 11 years old.
still haz a sad about that
I wish you'd lost THIS one, then we wouldn't have to worry about him being the Presi-duhnt.
I'd take a picture of my half-smoked bowl but I'm poor and bought a droid.
One would think at least 90% of these Romlingees include kind bud… like pissing in the wind… but even us non-Apple techies can still have good ideas!
Everybody knows about the ancient, English kingdom of Mercia, right?
He was saying "boo urns."
this really really pleases me.
Damn, you replied before I could correct it to Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Mercia.
It was implied, sir.
I know, I know, but I wanted my snark as sharp as possible.
Anyway, I say Mitt runs with this and runs as the president or lord protector of Mercia. I want to see him take his joke of a campaign to the English Midlands…to get him the hell out of America.
I'm a bit worried on account of Mitts coming in pairs. Where's the other one?
"Obama isn't working" because he's a lazy black person, right? Double entendre: how the fuck does it work?
Stay kkklassy, Mitt.
i want to own josh's cats.
that is all.
Bad kitty; very bad kitty, sleeping in the litterbox.
There's a few purdy funny ones on this here tumblr:
http://amerciaiswithmitt.tumblr.com
The Ralph Wiggum one is perfect.
Josh has a Persian rug, meaning he is a turrist and needs to be droned immediately.
A snapshot of some "idiot mittens" might be appropriate.
So now that we have "Instamitt" what can we expect next from the Romney campaign's crack team of web developers? "Mittspace"?, "Mittroulette"? I can hardly wait!
I Can Haz Mittburger?
Mittroulette makes Russian Roulette look like innocent fun.
http://i.imgur.com/xJ6gD.jpg — and don't expect Mitt to put the seat down for you bitches.
I think you'll find it's actually eleventy kinds.
Nice to see Wonkette getting back to its buttsex roots. Amercia for buttsex!
Amercia is the moon of the planet Kolob.
Can someone upload the picture of the giant turd in the toilet that we've been forced to occasionally endure?
I was going to take a picture of my dog tied to the roof of my car, but I just didn't have the heart to do that to her.
Where are all the funny, funny pictures Josh? The new banner with sexy doll is Ok for masturbating, but I want to laugh clown laugh!
Who thinks this shit up? Do they get paid for it? Why am I asking you?
Winners, please???
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